The Worst Prank Couple On TikTok

[@buhbabs]

“Brother sister tiktok couple” is the most cursed sentence ever

[@OnSpray]

every word of it is bad or makes a previous word worse

[@omnical6135]

i feel like i've been cursed just reading that

[@alexkhaid]

Add cannibal

[@マテオ-y9e]

Just what I needed. A daily dose of incest. Not.

[@Choppy_Z]

Alabama

[@glasspomegranate]

I hate that I’m at a point in my internet life where the sentence “the on going trend of brother sister tiktok couples “ doesn’t even phase me anymore

[@safesoundequine8511]

Same

[@biohaxxerd6154]

What is a brother sister couple? Is it what I think it is??

[@verysmellyzelly]

AJSNSNKSSM ME TOO

[@cooldrawz4512]

@@biohaxxerd6154 yes, it is

[@icecranberry2148]

What do they want to accomplish with them? The shock of potentially being in a incestuous relationship?! (Although I hope most of them are fake because if not...that's really gross)

[@bcameron0074]

If Jarvis has a nickel for every time he reacted to sibling couples he’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

It’s not a lot, but it’s way more than it should be!

[@Mim-tz5kt]

I understood that reference..... have a cookie.

[@Trees...]

Pfft, I get it.

[@maoc818]

Doof

[@saribot7012]

🍩👈 Do you want donut?

[@Anonymousaggro]

The fact that there's a rabbit hole of tik tok sibling couples that exists is a reminder that the world did indeed end in 2012 and we've all been living in a perpetual hell since.

[@isthisyoutube]

That makes sense

[@coitag]

2020 feels like an alien's fanfiction

[@yeva3408]

woah

[@exodusthethirteenth]

@@coitag I'm sure it is.... it is basically the worst thing imaginable multiplied by cancer...

[@tcd1289]

@@era157 how

[@EarlyOwOwl]

I get such a self esteem boost by hearing Jarvis say "If you're watching this you're premium"

[@noeakcrow4217]

I mean, Jarvis doesn't lie.

[@EarlyOwOwl]

@@noeakcrow4217 •////////• You're right we're both premium

[@noeakcrow4217]

@@EarlyOwOwl Being complimented by others is pretty great, so thank you, fellow premium peep.

[@giyuutomioka5662]

Same

[@sudocatsda1guy390]

It's how you know you're premium

[@kirah197]

every time he said “premium” the auto captions said “freemium” and that’s what imma call it now, thank you

[@charliedixon1379]

I mean- it's not wrong. It is premium, and it it's free! Yo that should be his slogan for this channel haha

[@kirah197]

@@charliedixon1379 honestly lmao

[@aformofmatter8913]

Freemium traditionally refers to something like the business model of shitty mobile games, where it's technically free, but practically speaking you must spend money on microtransactions to actually use it

[@mothboy420]

@@aformofmatter8913 yes thank you

[@starleaf-luna]

@@aformofmatter8913 oh so bonzi buddy

[@shotbyafoolbutlikeasareference]

The camera quality on this video is so pristine that you can see the sorrow and anguish in Jarvis' eyes increase ever so slightly after he watches one of these videos.

[@ansuelix]

Are you a premium viewer or something? Because you’re absolutely right

[@Jovasjingels]

That’s cause of the premium quality camera

[@BlakeOfTheJones]

What camera is it?

[@cooldogwithsunglasses1]

@@BlakeOfTheJones the premium kind

[@CarbonatedCondensation]

You don’t need a premium camera to see that

[@randomnameforarandomnerd8400]

i wish he would call us golden babies more often :(

[@jbutler5600]

We are golden babies 😭

[@coitag]

We are the real golden babes

[@GunkedUpGoober]

I am calling it the golden babies means something horrific

[@beepbeepcasucha]

Thank you he noticed, maybe he'll say it more

[@celeste.cutz2020]

Sounds fancy.

[@maxxatronn2435]

"She farted so hard she broke her neck" Jarvis johnson

[@Kelly-pr8lz]

I died

[@leiwoomynati1372]

@@Kelly-pr8lz from a fart?

[@Kelly-pr8lz]

@@leiwoomynati1372 nice one

[@annn5700]

😭🤣

[@FC12.]

Relatable

[@b0tfly]

The dislike is a person who can’t afford Javis Johnson!GOLD

[@Pr0fessorB1ble]

Not financially, but mentally. You have to be mentally wealthy.

[@niger216]

@2d fighter fan r/get tf out redittor

[@ilonachan]

It is free.... It is free

[@aloreantherogue4439]

@@ilonachan The person was so poor that they can't afford free stuff

[@SD-oi9gr]

It’s the collectibles guru and his bots.

[@phoenixgirl70]

Jarvis the fact you wouldn’t care at all if your gf was sick and pooped on the floor and would just care about her pain is what in fact makes you...gold.

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

We stan.

[@skatediary]

Or would it make him....premium

[@talloncusack]

Disclaimer: this contains TMI I turned to my partner at that point of the video and thanked him for being the same way as Jarvis, and not like "oh EW ur digestive crisis is even GROSSER bc ur a GIRL" like most dudes. I've helped him through the nasty parts of a lot of tough illnesses of his over the years. And he "repayed" that without complaint a few years back...when I literally repainted the bathroom with projectile shit and vomit- the one tiny bathroom of our SHARED HOUSE of SIX roommates. Basically he immediately got to work cleaning both...well, MY BODY and the whole bathroom, before anyone saw what I'd done. While I laid in bed writhing in the pain of the worst food-borne illness of my life, he made sure I didn't die of embarassment (nor the food poisoning itself).

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

@@talloncusackThat is disgustingly beautiful. Congratulations. You’ve got a good one. Edit: Also, congratulations to him. He’s got a good one, too.

[@angelicscrewup]

@@talloncusack well hes a keeper now isnt he lol

[@intuitivelydivine6868]

This camera quality: *chef's kiss* The camera subject: *chefs Kiss kiss*

[@zankumo]

Chef's KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

[@yeahyeah9471]

Elite Commenters.

[@gabriels.1121]

chef siblings kiss

[@quack6301]

_chef's kith kith_

[@digit826]

😙🤌

[@jude1699]

the camera quality looks legitimately amazing, no joke it’s better than a lot of the quality i’ve seen from other creators

[@JamesSmith-to3kl]

I agree

[@lialovebot5011]

ikr

[@amc22amc]

Agreed

[@herobrine3026]

[everyone liked that]

[@fungusable]

Trueeeeee

[@portxr]

“if they’re yelling it’s probably for kids” this makes me happy to know that my parents must like making kid friendly content in the next room, so sweet

[@vanadium8865]

Are you alright?

[@eldritchabomination9726]

You good?

[@ohoh8454]

My mom and my brother! And my mom and my dad! Thats so nice to know :)

[@mlpdisneylover]

😳😳😳

[@mels_4ever]

I mean they are making kids ...

[@saintsomnia8030]

"Once the sibling tiktok couple is done pooping on themselves" - an actual sentence a human being had to say

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

“also theyre siblings” ok lead with that next time

[@LieseFury]

it's the title of the video

[@lexirosereese6951]

@@LieseFury ... it isnt

[@witchmore]

It's in the thumbnail tho

[@peachylady]

He did though... @ 0:53

[@tswizzy5526]

@le

[@nickinova779]

“Now that’s gold,” he says while holding up a silver plaque 😂

[@thatoneguy7470]

That moment was golden.

[@SlumSatchel]

*sigh* Are KZbin comments really just pasting jokes from the video

[@nickinova779]

@@SlumSatchel sorry I wanted to make a funny observation in a comment section I THOUGHT would have some nice people in it to laugh along with me. Happy Thanksgiving jerk.

[@Lilfishtf4e]

No Jarvis that is silver

[@destrious8133]

Not yall being pressed about a joke

[@abacoa1215]

If I wasn’t so lazy I would write a short story about him saying “thank you for inviting me to your home” Like just imagine clicking on a video and the first thing you hear is “thank you for inviting me to your home” and out of nowhere you hear your front door opening.

[@thatveganchef112]

And then he shows your house on camera

[@seafoamspirit3484]

vampire loophole

[@thesleepydot]

that sounds so creepy…yo thats good

[@ona512]

youtube creepypasta ooh. we need a good successor to _username: 666_ and that might be it

[@ZackSpiky]

"Thank you for inviting me to your beautiful home." No problem Jarvis, always happy to see you.

[@theelectricant98]

HOWD HE KNOW UR HOUSE IS BEAUTIFUL

[@aprilkinlocke4162]

That's too wholesome man stop

[@kolisenye]

“What’s their Nutella budget” LMAO exactly what I’m thinking.

[@coitag]

It do be like that

[@maem7462]

They might be sponsored by Nutella

[@asbestoseater979]

That’s one of the premium features, he can read your mind. And more: on Jarvis Johnson! GOLD

[@eggyem638]

why am i literally starting to cry over him calling my home beautiful and saying im premium girl help

[@strawberrysodas3433]

Love your icon omg

[@Acquaintance6336]

You need some compliments bro got that affection starvation Love ur nose btw very strong, fits your face

[@thesleepydot]

*virtual hug* cause you seem like you need it. take care ✌🏼💕

[@UnfilteredMay]

"we got our plaque" **dentists have entered the chat**

[@CalebTRBLX]

Ok

[@reiayanamiisbestgirl2441]

Don’t run away you’re making things worse I should know cuz I’m the surgeon he-here! Don’t be afraid or I’ll throw the treatment in reverse, everything you need is prescribed by me! I tried to help you, you chose to refuse. If you want to that way I’m gonna operate forever and a day you never had a say

[@reiayanamiisbestgirl2441]

So who’s summoning Muzan?

[@unpleasedwitch2235]

420th like!!

[@thirstyforlaundrydetergent9664]

I know it's been a year since you commented this. But I feel the need to remind you that this was very funny and you should feel proud.

[@mpnb2162]

"Vaguely European" is how im gonna start describing myself from now on

[@AlexanderCheong]

I'm glad you asked Jarvis at 7:31. That note was G7 which is Mariah Carey's highest whistle note.

[@KweenofRats]

I'm like you referred to Jarvis at that specific time frame as a separate Jarvis 😂. Specifically the Jarvis at 7:31 but no other Jarvis

[@bagmilks]

i didn’t let you in my house what are you doing here

[@nogodnogloryjustworm]

just judging your choice of chips

[@cordeliajackson8615]

I’m singing Don’t Rain on My Parade in your bathroom.

[@jordanranstead3016]

I let him in

[@b0tfly]

Nothing just sitting in your fridge

[@nick9115]

it comes with the premium subscription

[@tylersteinkuhler9290]

Here's your validation, Jarvis. The camera quality, is indeed, immaculate, much like your premium channel

[@doinyomom228]

Change your profile picture

[@hannahbrown5465]

Don’t change your profile picture

[@doinyomom228]

Please do

[@mikehawkslong3666]

@@doinyomom228 please don’t

[@illegitimatecrepe1990]

When he said the card was from Ezekiel I imagined the biblical Ezekiel sanding him a Halloween card

[@RatchelRach]

I've been watching TDI so I imagined the creepy zombie dude

[@caitlynkaufholz4015]

@@RatchelRach so did I! Was actually just thinking about it today. Great minds think alike.

[@oneone0three755]

i thought of the chicago thing lol _i met ezekial young blah blah_

[@illegitimatecrepe1990]

Wow I only now realized that I wrote sanding instead of sending🤦

[@stpbasss3773]

He sanded a piece of wood into a Halloween card.

[@stupidhappyloser6270]

As someone named Alexis hearing Jarvis scold me about why we both have so much trouble in the bathroom was definitely one of the weirdest experiences I’ve had in a while

[@alexiswagner5388]

I'm a fellow alexis and I feel ashamed to share a name with this girl

[@wowlsdraws4137]

love the pfp! tlou2 for life

[@stupidhappyloser6270]

@@wowlsdraws4137 Joel in the Jurassic Park hat always makes me smile

[@alexiswagner5388]

@abeechu I love ur pfp

[@actionjackson3522]

I want someone to talk about me the way Jarvis talks about his new camera.

[@juberthubberly7776]

Dw, your person is just waiting to be shipped💗

[@samthegarbageman2876]

If your high quality ship yourself to your crush and they will be so happy and definitely not freaked out it worked for me😌✌️

[@vokatone8320]

Hey everyone!!!!! Have you heard about Action Jackson!!!!! He/her/them is such high quality!!!! Honestly, it's just great. C:

[@actionjackson3522]

@@vokatone8320 😍😍😍

[@alextaylor3670]

-jarvis: *reveals silver playbutton* Now thats gold. So... do you wanna tell him or should i...

[@olivehatesolives]

I'll do it

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

@@olivehatesolives no don’t. He’s too happy

[@italianhoundxalitoliw]

shhhh

[@ethanklemish7298]

Don't you dare

[@olivebrosnan4437]

@@olivehatesolivesbro me and you are the same I hate olives too

[@dyutibasu4589]

Jarvis I’m BEGGING you please talk about Drake Bell changing his name to Drake Campana, moving to Mexico, and tweeting exclusively in Spanish to rebrand. I don’t know what to believe anymore 😭😭😔

[@thatoneguy9582]

_Excuse me_

[@MEua-do6ft]

HUH?

[@sunnymarklee]

I'm losing my fucking mind Jarvis PLEASE

[@surraiyakhan5410]

He... he did what now 👁️👄👁️

[@LuckyWhat]

i'm sorry, *what*

[@chuvst3r]

theres this thing in my culture where we call our cousins "cousin brother" or "cousin sister". so when my friend was talking about queen elizabeth and prince philip being related he referred to them being "cousin girlfriend" and "cousin boyfriend" to each other and its the funniest thing to me for some reason

[@Pondwatertheaxolotl]

Cousin dead and cousin dead

[@WannzKaswan]

Where are you from?

[@virginia64]

POV: you're bored on thanksgiving and very thankful that Jarvis posted.

[@PuppeteerGaming]

I don't own a bored, sorry. /s

[@rosalind2017]

Dealing with family and this is a nice break from that stress

[@lcsaiyan]

I don't celebrate thanksgiving ...but yeah...I was bored

[@serendipityyoonmin7039]

I haven't eaten yet. My mom is making us wait until her boyfriend gets back from wherever he is and only then can we consume.

[@RamenSean]

Agreed

[@ali-pt3kn]

Jarvis: kids stuff yells My brain: MY NAME IS MORGZ AND IM IN A COFFIN

[@TheSimplyCooking]

Why did I read that automatically in Morgz voice 😫

[@FauxFoxPaw]

@@TheSimplyCooking Same, I hate it 😒

[@smallballs4295]

He has infiltrated our brains

[@doodledevore4374]

*MORGAN, WHY ARE YOU IN A COFFIN, MORGAN!?*

[@queerbotanicalqueen]

@@smallballs4295 yes!

[@mobiusstripper7279]

_"Surprise your mom with a hug"_ is the most wholesome thing ever said. Jarvis, keep fighting the doom with your sunny sunshine smile. We depend on you for our collective happiness. Just remember that! ❤️

[@doodledevore4374]

Something about editing Jarvis, just makes me smile. It's like seeing... raw Jarvis.. saying that, makes it sound like I'm a cannibal.

[@noeakcrow4217]

What if we make raw Jarvis cooked Jarvis to make him hotter and more delicious?

[@trumanratliff1166]

mmmmm... raw jarvis...

[@axinitewolf]

Don’t you love it when mom buys you raw Jarvis for dinner?

[@benjaminandrews956]

I wouldn't mind rawdoggin jarvis

[@cosqueen3756]

WHAT IS THIS COMMENT SECTION

[@kassemir]

I feel like Elsa, Spider-Man kids stuff mutated and moved to tiktok. Actually pretty depressing, as this is the kind of stuff I wouldn't want any children watching.

[@lucadavis7042]

Ya this is just sad, kids used to get all exited about the Pixar or Disney movie at the time but now they just scroll through tik tok with dead eyes. And whatever is the most ridiculous bullshit gets their attention

[@chebic5095]

@@lucadavis7042 I think that’s the funniest part about boomers mentality on technology. There’s actual stuff to complain about like how children’s entertainment has slowly become a mindless slop that treats kid like moths to a flame but instead of a flame it’s loud noises and bright colors. Of course most boomers like to complain about how video games are corrupting the youth as they by their child another M rated game

[@atmywhitson]

@@chebic5095 Right. I'm a mom and I've definitely noticed this look when my kid is on youtube kids.I've banned Tiktok from him & don't even like youtube kids anymore tbh. This sh*t is so toxic to anyone much less children and teens and mind numbingly stupid!

[@khaliaward1771]

@@atmywhitson children like watching childish stupid stuff... if you’re really expecting your kids to have a sophisticated pallet for entertainment then that is probably your first mistake. I understand not letting them watch certain creators as they promote violence and sex but blocking them from entire platforms that are often pretty tame such as TikTok is a bit extreme to me. Anyways, don’t mind me. I’m just a random woman on the Internet. Take my advice with a grain of salt🤷🏾‍♀️

[@rachelhallie7483]

@@khaliaward1771 I don't know, I think there's a good reason to divert children from entertainment that is just flashing colors, poop jokes, weird sexual undertones, and screams to keep their attention. For most shitty modern trends for children, I can think of an equally toxic previous iteration from the past. But for this kind of content I genuinely can't. Even the Fred videos my friends liked back in the day had more depth than this. Kids aren't sophisticated, but there's no reason to treat them like mindless drones. Not to mention TikTok is notoriously bad at filtering inappropriate content and enacting proper safeguards for children.

[@pissedpikachu5295]

"don't prank your mom...hug her!" aw thats wholeso- "and thats why i'm running for president"👁️👄👁️

[@tonitalks]

being told I’m premium by Jarvis is all I need today 😌😌

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

The best thing to have on a holiday

[@kampyo]

yes! and also I love your channel!!

[@tonitalks]

@@kampyo wait omg my channel?😭

[@kampyo]

@@tonitalks yes!!! you're awesome :D

[@tonitalks]

@@kampyo ahhh thank you so much!😭🥺

[@buckets1623]

You’ve asked for complements. Here are 20 complements. 1. You have nice eyes 2. Your voice is nice 3. Your camera quality is beautiful 4. I love your hair 5. You have a nice beard 6. Your eyebrows are a nice shape 7. You have nice teeth. They are very clean 8. Your room is very nice (even if it’s blurry) 9. Your videos are gold 10. Your microphone quality is nice 11. I like this video 12. You are gold 13. You make good points in your videos 14. You seem like a nice guy 15. I can agree with almost anything you say 16. You have a nice forehead 17. You have a cool hair color 18. I like your jawline 19. You have a good face shape 20. You’re a good role model There are your complements.

[@felicianomiko]

Lizzy Daniels I must add, editing Jarvis looking like a snack.

[@pernille0000]

Jarvis’ skin is perfect also

[@pleasedonttalktomeokayshoo6773]

Lizzy Daniels compliments*

[@sunnyandthechlo]

Aw. More people need to be this sweet.

[@Miipmiip]

I thought you were giving them to me :p

[@maiaastarita]

"You are premium don't lift a finger" I died😂😂😂

[@sonjaolofsson2682]

My mom wouldn't let me watch american children shows as a kid because there was so much screaming

[@Wired_User]

What did she think Dora the Explorer was? Pretty sure that’s an American show, and she doesn’t scream. Same with Sesame Street. Literally every other show, yeah, they scream a lot for some dumb reason XD

[@sonjaolofsson2682]

@@Wired_User Well, we didn't have those channels. We had dubbed nichelodion

[@Wired_User]

@@sonjaolofsson2682 Dora is on Nickalodeon, though...

[@sonjaolofsson2682]

@@Wired_User Oh, I guess I just watched when other random things were on then? Never saw it anyway haha

[@asmrtpop2676]

@@sonjaolofsson2682 it was on nick jr which not every place might have had. it was like an early morning part of the nick channel.

[@myishenhaines1706]

The thing is...that fake poop was actually on the toilet. So gross.

[@happyloquat5127]

And probably the same one that went to her mouth. Gross.

[@omnical6135]

actually, toilet seats are cleaner than most things because they get cleaned more frequently than other things so I guess it depends on whether or not the toilet seat has been cleaned recently

[@multijxde1855]

@@omnical6135 not really? Some people don’t clean their toilet seats bc they know it’s just gonna get sat on anyways

[@multijxde1855]

@@omnical6135 I just read the end of your comment 💀 my bad

[@omnical6135]

@@multijxde1855 it's all cool

[@thatveganchef112]

How to make a tiktok like these people 1- scream in pain 2-the other person in the relationship comes in 3-put Nutella on their face 4-squeal

[@deedee4973]

Jarvis: *Holds up a silver plaque* “Now that’s gold.”

[@randomasspirate3630]

"As you might notice, my camera quality is pristine" Jarvis the internet I can afford is 144p why would you

[@Trees...]

Same

[@salmay.2186]

Are you guys ok?

[@JoeMama-hq7xw]

Haha poor

[@Kevin_Theadore1]

@@JoeMama-hq7xw shut up I screwed joe

[@confused_shark2537]

@@Kevin_Theadore1 who?

[@redneckrooster1027]

"If it's yelling, it's probably for kids." That explains my parents.

[@katharina4590]

Jarvis: "thanks for inviting me into your beautiful home" *Me who just sat down after painting walls and putting up wallpaper*: "yess. Beautiful. Yess."

[@maggiedixon3788]

Good job

[@murdya9766]

"Crawls into frame, in writhing pain." Some GOLD poetry there Jarvis.

[@k-0316]

From what I know, children often get loud when they are having fun so children's youtubers and influencers could be consistently yelling/being loud in order to simulate having fun and making the content appear more enjoyable to a younger audience. (reference point - 6:40)

[@coitag]

2020 feels like an alien's fanfiction

[@lvbboi9]

That's the most accurate depiction of this year I've ever read

[@solocomics1820]

Well, you are not lying.

[@lvbboi9]

@@marrow1243 Oh no

[@jackotherstar]

I imagine his P.O. Box and mailbox are gold. Actually, I imagine everything besides what the camera sees is gold.

[@sammcob]

My theatre teacher always told me that the "Screaming in kids shows/content" thing was popularized by Fairly Odd Parents. I have no science to back this up, I just never forgot that 🤷‍♂️

[@yourex-wife4259]

wait what?

[@GumSkyloard]

Home Alone is all i'll say.

[@BinglesP]

Honestly that’s pretty convincing

[@skippingprincess]

I didn’t think the stepsister joke was going to blow up in this way.

[@beepbeepcasucha]

This is what I thought. The fetish porn watchers have led them to believe that we're all into this

[@luciendelaney8975]

And we’re not all in to this? Nah jk ur right... unless

[@GoncaloDCa]

@@beepbeepcasucha I mean ... I didn't want to watch it ... but ... you know ... that's not my fault ... I swear ... there's practically only that and I'm trying to not read the title ... Am I a fetishit tiktoker ?

[@whale_inc9646]

@@GoncaloDCa "..." is one of the only things in your vocabulary

[@GoncaloDCa]

@@whale_inc9646 yes

[@nogodnogloryjustworm]

12/10 camera quality today. I’m so glad to be a premium viewer and get this *premium content*

[@riyuilee295]

Jarvis is such an amazing guy. It stuns me the amount of empathy he has for even hypothetical or fictional situations . Like the fact he sees a childish and distasteful poop prank and immediately , very seriously , says that if it were his partner and the poop were real his concern would still be on their pain . Just . This is something consistent I have noticed in his videos I admire .

[@shrunk5872]

Jarvis: "it looks like the car got sawed in half" Phil swift: (flex tape intensifies)

[@_4tr4mp0line]

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!

[@peppermintpattycam5546]

AND REPAIRED IT WITH ONLY FLEX TAPE!

[@Mal-t4x]

Our mighty overlord Zeffo in the background repeating ‘think happy, stay happy’ to himself.

[@All_thegoodnamesaretaken]

“Whenever sibling couple 2 gets bored of pooping on each other, they prank their mom.” 💀

[@AnthroFox99]

Zeffo doesn't appreciate his picture being on the floor.

[@elliottlupin]

Thank you for posting, I'm trying to avoid my transphobic and homophobic relatives. Edit: We're good, they're gone, I'm now sitting in the wonderful darkness simping for more of Troye Sivan's thirst traps.

[@aleahlittle5514]

Stay strong. I'm bi too 😃

[@ellaforlin8160]

Oof hopefully they will leave soon, and you can be alone. Stay strong 🏳️‍🌈 ❤️

[@jinxkitty3122]

I feel your pain,, Hopefully everything went well ❤ . Or at least not the worst thing that's happened thus far-

[@1dr_wall769]

Stay strong!! It gets better, trust me ❤️ Source: am also bi and trans :) Edit: also bc I never know who needs it, feel free to reach out and message me if you need some sense of supportive company during the holidays with your fam, I know this time of the year can be rough for us

[@jocchis]

as a bi trans person, im sending my love 🥺🥺

[@peelzdeluxe4717]

0:19 “if you haven’t noticed my camera quality is immaculate” Me chilling on 420p: wow so *crispy*

[@sk8erfrog845]

slowly lowers myself into a box addressed to jarvis’ p.o box

[@enjae7962]

Slowly scrolls up to check if I'm tripping or I saw your comment already

[@sk8erfrog845]

@@enjae7962 yeah it was an accident 🙂🤙

[@Maninawig]

You'll need the help of Captain Disillusion!!!!!!!!

[@kandikoko8487]

Don't you just hate it when poop casually lands in your mouth after a lil toss? Why is it that can happen but when I toss popcorn in my own mouth it ends up in a different part of the room?

[@ajaxtelamonian5134]

Epic.

[@BuffaloSco]

yo when you paused it and were like 'she's in front of a mirror' I died laughing dude.

[@beamshark]

It's free AND its premium ! It's ✨*Freemium*✨

[@Saykeh]

oh no microtransaction is coming soon?

[@yusufkadar]

Imagine deciding, as an adult, that this is how you wanna make money for the rest of your life

[@reallybored155]

THIS TOOK ME TF OUT 😭😭😭

[@ItsReallySoya]

Ight lads we need to get him to a mil so he can get a golden Jarvis Johnson gold golden plack

[@pat232000]

Jarvis: "Thanks for letting me into your beautiful home" Me in my run-down, budget student apartment with no windows: :)

[@atmywhitson]

I felt that but instead of student apartment it's my own run down budget *adulting* apt in the hood. What happened to my life...

[@ZilawinGaming]

I love your channel, but I actually think my mom loves your channel more than me lmfaoo

[@_redven]

i wonder when we'll have Jarvis Johnson! GIRLY

[@enhamyloves]

Oh and of course, Jarvis Johnson! MEN-

[@ritariza2835]

I am TOP scientist from the JIIAS (Also known as, the Jarvis Institute of Incredibly Accurate Science). I am just here to scientifically confirm that you ARE premium as f.

[@alessandraserpes]

That's so sweettttttt

[@thoughtfulwatcher]

Those screeches were so high pitched my dog was eyeing me. And I'm wearing headphones.

[@PaulFisher]

[to the tune of teenage mutant ninja turtles] Brother Sister Tik-Tok Couples

[@galaxychill9578]

nooooooo

[@PaulFisher]

@@galaxychill9578 🎶 kinda looks like incest

[@rolo0o]

I was confused as to why the content was so good, but then I realized I was watching ✨gold✨

[@tonitalks]

you would think sibling TikTok would be all wholesome and stuff but no, it’s poop and kissing 😳

[@Cherxxorb]

I deadass thought you said “you would think sibling couples would be all wholesome and stuff” I-

[@tonitalks]

@@Cherxxorb 😭😭😭

[@kolisenye]

Yourlocalfemboyhooters me too 😂

[@racheldixon5528]

Is it bad I’m not surprised

[@chowderismyboyfriend]

Whenever that voice comes on in the background and says "Goooold~" it just kills me 😂

[@mia-lc2om]

i love how hesitant jarvis is talking about how this channel is free

[@someonerandom745]

1:12 “Now that’s gold” *No Jarvis that’s silver* But don’t worry, he’s trying his best

[@franklyfrancis3462]

Underrated comment #2

[@eveleen.]

69 likes 👌

[@TheZephyrsWind]

Yeah I was thinking maybe my eyes were messed up.

[@BinglesP]

*crying his best

[@WatchMeSayStuff]

2:04 holy crap that was a smooth AF auto focus/defocus

[@sophiesjodin3989]

When Jarvis said “Papa content” I thought he meant Papa Johns lmao

[@talloncusack]

If only

[@lvbboi9]

Same

[@LocalOnThe8]

thanks for telling me about this couple. my thanksgiving is ruined

[@immatureradish]

yeah, it wasn't the global pandemic for me, it was the incest tiktok couples that did it

[@hakicovington4262]

RIP a good Thanksgiving

[@arowace498]

Don't give your family the power to ruin Thanksgiving. Ruin your own Thanksgiving! Take control of your own life!! The best way to live and Jarvis gave us the tools gods bless

[@Maninawig]

Come to Canada. Earlier Thanksgiving!

[@charliecat2948]

Yes, your camera is so good that I can see every fiber of your shirt

[@forestelfwarrior1986]

"Don't betray your mom" Can't betray your mom if you don't have one 😎

[@RyanTosh]

I, too, was born without a mom

[@alikhamis3367]

What are you...BATMAN?

[@GooseAdvocate]

I'm your mom now

[@MediumDingus]

Oh dude I hope you are doing well.

[@blur4504]

That's kinda sad :(

[@SeptembersOblivion]

"thank you for inviting me to your beautiful home" Me on the train on my way home: this is just a silly misunderstanding... i don't live in a train car, I swear!

[@atmywhitson]

*looks around my dirty apt in the ghetto*

[@LunarEleven]

Are you saying there's something wrong with that?! (*Train whistles in the background*) Gotta go, tunnel coming up.

[@SeptembersOblivion]

@@atmywhitson come to my train car, I'll serve some tea and we can admire the camera quality of Jarvis's latest video together, bring some cookies. 😉

[@SeptembersOblivion]

@@LunarEleven 😁 nope, nothing wrong with that, home is where the heart is (as long as you have tea and some biscuits, and Jarvis sometimes comes to visit). 🍵😊

[@ofsomeimportance]

I feel so better about my room and my apartment when you said “beautiful home”

[@Max-is-here]

Jarvis: * talking about how nice he's new camera is * Me, not noticing any diferente: yeah, haha how nice indeed.

[@Aliraldd992]

I think that the mom doesn't speak, but only screams and squeal because they are not native English speakers and she only knows other languages. Great camera quality!

[@jordanrayne4779]

Possible but i know a lot of people like screaming but it has to be done right, like i am a big fan of like perfectly cut scream comps, so it might be an attempt to like be funny? I dunno

[@pyronix]

12:47 "Whenever sibling couple 2 gets bored of pooping on each other... they prank their mom" --- words I never imagined would be strung together in a sentence and still be true. That's it. The human race should end now.

[@Ash-fb9ws]

No get out of my house-

[@RyanTosh]

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[@Hydrophobiqe]

No **in the couch** *I LIVE HERE NOW*

[@justsomeguy8029]

🆗

[@x6hana]

Nu >:(

[@stankyratman5685]

Pls I just wanna crash here til my homophobic family goes home for thanksgiving-

[@sam.4922]

“Thanks for inviting me to your beautiful home” me: looks over at my hellscape of a room

[@solarwolf1336]

ngl I like being a part of the premium gang in anything for once

[@Emmyfish]

As a studying audiologist, I realize I will be kept in business by these tiktokkers

[@tjanisse]

Not a joke i was eating pasta when i ENTERED this video, my regrets.

[@user-hl7qv5ul5s]

bro that's on you when there's poop in the thumbnail lmfao

[@Maninawig]

Ouch! That must be harsh

[@WindyIsAir]

"Have you ever smelt poop before?"

[@user-xj7dc6mv3u]

I also just want to say that I find all of your videos really comforting. I struggle with watching new things because it’s hard for me but when I started watching you I just warmed up right away because of your comforting tone and voice. I just feel like a friend is talking to me and I know watching your videos is a safe thing I can do without my anxiety making me unable to enjoy it because of how calm your videos make me and how much they always make me laugh.

[@your_pal_Frost]

Yee he is a grate creator

[@amjustawierdo6994]

Omg me too this is exactly it !ii thoughtci was the only one

[@literallyafishhook]

yessss i felt the exact same way once i started watching his videos

[@SweetDetachment]

Jarvis is a safe space ❤

[@vladcojocaru7258]

"Due to the curse that was put on me years ago, i have to react at this on camera"- GOLD

[@Moon-uc7vs]

I can’t believe that 70% of the fanbase has not found this premium content

[@sightlessninja2456]

The quickest I’ve ever hopped on the premium flight

[@hotwings9952]

19:14 when you find a random mom crying over her dead daughter who just had a huge fart and decided to snap her own neck so you casually start fortnite dancing over them all whilst wearing your clown mask.