Elon Musk's Neuralink Chip Implant

[@alb3849]

Imagine you get cut off in traffic, and it tweets your thoughts

[@leon-xo7jg]

dont hack neur

[@The_TD5_Discovery]

Haha… I’m going to jail!

[@Aminashins]

“THIS IS TWITTER NOT THE INSTAGRAM COMMENT SECTION”

[@mrchurr8016]

Sorry I have Tourette’s in my brain 🧠

[@fatalejean8017]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Crinjester]

Can’t wait for the ads to be playing in my dreams while I sleep 😭

[@Herobrine37440]

🤣🤣

[@k_sam]

😂😂😂🙌🏽

[@coolniss5430]

“Want a brake from the ads”

[@ashtonvlogs212]

😂

[@neemylouis8462]

@@coolniss5430you gotta upgrade to 199.99 package plan 😅

[@TheNobodyofYoutube]

Everyone gangsta until Elon executes Order 66.💀

[@denco37]

"Eliminate all poor people" 💀💀

[@SPECTREA-vm7fy]

Order 666

[@The-Real-Soundwave]

@@SPECTREA-vm7fyit is happening soon

[@user-dp7gc5mc4y]

no, its order 66

[@KalebWille-bp1nf]

He be the type to ask Christians If they want a bot Implanted In there head named 333x2

[@-ThunderstruckFN]

“Your Bluetooth device is ready to pair”

[@burtoncraft]

*in a Chinese accent*

[@r35ct12]

ze blu toof devise iz redy two pear

[@TPFan938]

​@@r35ct12why is this actually real..

[@Tigrester_gaming]

​@@r35ct12lol 💀😭😭

[@Tigrester_gaming]

​@@r35ct12relatable

[@Oh_range_deuce]

The end is near...

[@GamerKaiden]

i thought the same thing!

[@FreedomFirst1st]

It is.

[@GKman999]

Yes . Jesus is coming soon

[@FizzyFazzer]

Real,Jesus is coming ❤

[@ghubin]

We must preach before it’s too late. Share with everyone but in a non-forcable way. The signs are getting too great

[@AdolfKitler6345]

Imagine someone hacking into your brain and rick rolling you nonstop 💀

[@TEAMDUCKZ]

"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN-" Ahh comment

[@Milk.Shake._]

All of this nonsense just beyond crazy

[@Meepmaap]

Imagine your brain got hacked

[@kengk77]

Hacker:Add Rick roll to brain

[@Txtic01]

LOL

[@Kyermike]

the neuralink can't send signals

[@Newyorkfr]

@@Kyermikeyou fucked up the Joke

[@theliam3786]

@@Newyorkfrthats not a joke it’s an idea

[@Razerx379]

Elon Musk: The time has come….Execute order 66! You: Yes my lord…

[@BladeOfGrass662]

Exact same thoughts brotha

[@ownagesniper1]

I wonder what Elon's order 66 would do though

[@BladeOfGrass662]

@@ownagesniper1 if I had to guess, it would be to target our countries’ governments so he could make the earth a part of his new galactic empire

[@Razerx379]

@@BladeOfGrass662 this is facts

[@MonkeyKing585]

@@BladeOfGrass662😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@blufyres]

All fun and games till mark of the beast type shit starts happening 💀

[@GolAcheron-fc4ug]

make no mistake. that is literally their end goal.

[@gregoriah17]

first the microchip implant in the right hand, then this, yep this is probably the mark of the beast

[@sargentsg6977]

Christians are delusional asf😂

[@Psawyer555]

It’s sad that the physically disabled are gonna be the mark of the beat’s first victims then. I feel bad for the first person this happened too. Ignorance won’t get you out of taking the mark of the beast unfortunately

[@GolAcheron-fc4ug]

@@Psawyer555 That would really be fucking stupid if people got to hell for something they had NO CONTROL over. That’s not just.

[@qur_an4us262]

We will control gadgets with neuralink and they will control us using it

[@omaralqau9008]

Ong

[@priangsunath3951]

In it's current version at least, It's only a one way device, literally just a brain powered mouse

[@user-rb5br1go4n]

God warned us all about Being chipped Antichrist will try to control us and all things no cash no buying or selling anything without the chip in hand or forehead well this is in forehead inside skull the are building robots and chips that has been going on people have received chips to buy things and open people's doors do not get the chip it's saying to God you are on Antichrist side God is coming back for those who believe in him he saves us but we also have to do our part as Christians tell people not to do anything that set you apart from Christ Jesus !!!

[@GolAcheron-fc4ug]

@@priangsunath3951 they could easily update the technology to go 2 way in the future. It’s a slippery slope. Bad idea to even let them ease us into it.

[@jebronekitty]

Hopefully, I'm tired of using my own body.

[@justanormalcalico]

Imagine being in a crowd and thinking about corn and then all of a sudden you hear your phone making moaning sounds💀

[@MonkeyKing585]

😂😂😂😂

[@slitch4410]

First realistic joke in the comment section

[@user-ou1ok7fd8t]

NO, I don’t want nothing inside my body

[@thomas-nk7kx]

this is a double negative.... soo that's a yes?? ;)

[@blacdiamond2334]

@@thomas-nk7kx I mean that's a very technical response, in the context of this video I would assume that its safe to say they mean to apply their logic to the brain chip device :thumbsup:

[@shusrutaprasai5784]

Ai is taking over

[@blacdiamond2334]

@@shusrutaprasai5784 Yeah, it’s not really a bad thing, sort of like the Industrial Revolution, AI could make a new revolution which makes people become their own employees since they can get their own knowledge easily and machinery will automate it, what we currently had I society was a knowledge based society and now that is changing, so in school now instead of memorizing formulas and needing to understand the entirety of it, in school we could just have calculators instead which we just plug in what we know which gives us a consistent outcome, will definitely happen if it’s more reliable than human output, this could make students who are less well in school become at a higher range of expertise but only in the sense of a baseline, that means needing to do jobs that still require knowledge and cannot be reliable to AI or calculators yet such as being a doctor, will become more emotionally pressuring because happiness is usually proportional; so basically a kid who has ADHD has better chances becoming a doctor when the internet was just developing (so they don’t get distracted with other personal values such as TikTok) while in the newer age they will be more distracted with easier to do things because they are more naturally capable with just using the new tools and not going out of their comfort zone. But then in the AI age, the same kid has better chances to become something more than they would have been on average because of the new baseline. What I’m saying is, AI will make it more difficult for people to develop into a higher percentile range when using previous evolution techniques, but that is not to say that it will open new ways of development, for all I know the AI could combine with brain chip so people could allow to enjoy productivity, allowing them to surpass their more animal-like simulation searching

[@blacdiamond2334]

@@shusrutaprasai5784 oh yeah and so I guess because of that if your worried of aí taking over your probably one of the people who will actually most benefit this! So you worrying more indicates your probably going to be more successful! So don’t worry as much!

[@unknownboi4414]

Seems like Cyberpunk technology is slowly turning real

[@GolAcheron-fc4ug]

except it’s not the dream they make it out to be. it’s a nightmare.

[@DefoRandom]

‘Your Bluetooth device has disconnected’ 💀

[@HurtSmooch601]

Cyberpunk has taught me that the only thing worse than a bullet in your brain is a computer

[@GolAcheron-fc4ug]

literally it would make hell a reality

[@brunoperon2472]

I need to see Elon use it himself first 😅😂

[@user-rb5br1go4n]

Exactly 💯

[@royroy3]

But he won't

[@VadimKulchitskiy-mu2mq]

He won't. Along never uses anything his companies built. He won't drive his death traps cars. Won't fly in his starships. And won't get neorolink. Elon is all hype. He probably doesn't even use starlink.

[@demiladeilori3693]

Yh 💯

[@Psawyer555]

He probably won’t let any of his family members use it either

[@El_Fabricio]

And then somebody sends you infected files so you'll dream about Hero Wars ads while sleeping.

[@dfprod.]

this is evil

[@RougeHimbo]

What if you can’t afford sleep tokens? 😢

[@GolAcheron-fc4ug]

no rest day or night forever and ever

[@rodgersmchome7284]

My intrusive thoughts 💀💀💀

[@DroidzandBrix]

I don’t like where this is going

[@lailahrossbates1328]

Me too 😤😔

[@CarlosRodriguez-gz4po]

How much you wanna bet that Russia and China won’t do this?

[@Patel-Chirag-Gupta]

​@@CarlosRodriguez-gz4po the whole of asia, the whole of europe, AND the whole of africa dont do artifical dyes in their foods.. america does.. so i understand what you mean.

[@robertoroberto9798]

@@Patel-Chirag-Gupta That’s just plainly false. FYI, the EU approves the use of Red 40 and Sunshine Yellow in their food, despite what so many bloggers say. Why? Because it’s safe in all normal conditions unless you purposely eat a whole bucket of the stuff. And also, Japan has over 4000 different additives banned in the US, EU and Canada.

[@Patel-Chirag-Gupta]

@@robertoroberto9798 yeah youre right, i was wrong. i guess i was so caught up in trying to make a point i exagerated the fact that they have a warning label on foods that contain that, and made it soemthing it wasnt.. again. i was wrong

[@PhillipH-san]

Can't wait to accidentally leak my disturbing thoughts to all my friends and family

[@OwenCarter10]

Fr! I wouldn’t want my family members to know what I did to that monkey alone in that island

[@EggGT2013]

@@OwenCarter10what u do

[@gavra-1337]

sometimes I wish I was born 50 years earlier, life would have been easier and more simple

[@IbrahimDar-nu5tz]

Probably in 80s, it would've been fantastic.

[@gavra-1337]

@@IbrahimDar-nu5tz yeah 😀

[@YETI_312]

Thats the decade where the most murders took place ever.​ The 80s were not nice@@gavra-1337

[@aaradhya27992]

@@IbrahimDar-nu5tzfr😢

[@user-uh6xc1wg1e]

Me too

[@Haris_4]

Him: "Imagine being able to control your phone with your min-" Me: No!

[@SOR-05]

People don’t like this but some do. It won’t become mandatory you will always have to pay for it. Once the majority of people get these installed the others will be “forced” to get them in order to keep up with society. The same thing happened with cellphones. You don’t need a cellphone but life is a lot harder without one.

[@user-uh6xc1wg1e]

Revelation 13:16-17 (Bible) He causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their forehead, 17 so that no one may buy or sell, except he who has the mark or the name of the beast or the number of his name.

[@priangsunath3951]

In its current version at least, It's literally just a brain powered mouse. It doesn't really have much use outside of helping the paralyzed

[@Patel-Chirag-Gupta]

​@@user-uh6xc1wg1e youre not wrong, but do you genuinely believe that THIS is it? i just would like to know so we can be on the same page here

[@GolAcheron-fc4ug]

@@Patel-Chirag-Gupta it very well could be. considering microsoft and other companies already have patents for using this technology in conjunction with cryptocurrency and rfid sensors

[@Patel-Chirag-Gupta]

@@GolAcheron-fc4ug that makes sense.. i figure we'll continue watching then. just how Jesus told us to do. and not worry just how He told us to.

[@lupaquwait6764]

This is Elon Musk❌ This is Elongated Musk-rat✔️

[@JenniDno336]

Mark of the beast

[@chilagarcia2716]

Exactly

[@GolAcheron-fc4ug]

they will trick people into thinking it won’t be that bad. but it will be 😢 it will be the worst thing humanity ever made

[@Andy-tp7tu]

That should be made illegal

[@johnmillerpere_grin6371]

I just realized, dreaming would be such a hazard with this, unless the signal interpretation technology could tell the difference between the awake brain's active state and the dreaming brain's active state.

[@El_Fabricio]

Needs to be turned off just like airplane mode.

[@Zaku960]

How did we discovered dream state and awake state in the first place? Machines can do a lot you know.

[@GolAcheron-fc4ug]

This technology is a hazard plain and simple.

[@johnmillerpere_grin6371]

@@Zaku960 Frankly, you can tell that a person is dreaming because you can see the brain being active while you also see the person asleep, not to mention you can ask them when they wake up if they had a dream.

[@robertoroberto9798]

@@GolAcheron-fc4ug Would you rather be completely paraplegic your entire life with no control of your body below the neck, or have a chip installed into you that lets you have full control again? Right now it’s already being tested and the first person to have it installed played Sid Meier’s Civilization 6 for an entire day straight because he couldn’t do anything before. Withholding this technology is cruel to the people who are disabled.

[@alurbrahs]

Import:("Order 66.") break else: print("mind override :", command sequence (user_input))

[@OwenCarter10]

This is good because if I get this I’ll no longer use my right arm to do my special moments when I’m alone

[@kamikazu4392]

Imagine your brain get hacked, and the hacker decides to end your life.

[@OwenCarter10]

Or what’s even worse Russian hackers! Hacking Americans so they can attack their own kind ! Scary!

[@OwenCarter10]

I wonder if it can remember those videos I been looking for years so I can do my special moments alone

[@OP-rooster]

Fr I been trying to find a specific video for at least 6 years now

[@marcusjohnsondaviscarterii5225]

WTF

[@marcusjohnsondaviscarterii5225]

Y’all are weird ngl… if I had nuerolink I would use it to watch my favorite KZbinrs without constantly hiding my phone from getting caught at night

[@OwenCarter10]

@@marcusjohnsondaviscarterii5225getting caught from what?

[@marcusjohnsondaviscarterii5225]

Because it’s past my bed time it be like 2am

[@Chaseezplays]

Dude that’s not good that’s mark of the beast

[@nikoarc420]

We live in the end times

[@user-uh6xc1wg1e]

Absolutely right

[@odb1612]

are you sure guys?

[@user-uh6xc1wg1e]

@@odb1612 yes you read book of revelation 13:16-17(Bible) He causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their forehead, 17 so that no one may buy or sell, except he who has the mark or the name of the beast or the number of his name.

[@user-uh6xc1wg1e]

@@odb1612 Yes you read Revelation 13:16-17 (bible) He causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their forehead, 17 so that no one may buy or sell, except he who has the mark or the name of the beast or the number of his name.

[@mert12750]

Everyone gangstas until ads play in our minds

[@IMakeStuff140]

Bro imagine getting ads in your sleep

[@MMC-Gaming]

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER!!!

[@moataza8012]

-Mom do you need something I'm going to the repair shop. --Why? -my Brain's over heating.

[@WEASY-oy7po]

Elon musks neuralink is the mark of the beast

[@frenchfry1479]

It says in revelations that ALL true believers will be taken before the tribulation, and therefore, before the mark of the beast. Also in revaluations is the fact that the mark if the beast will be displayed for all to see, and is required to function, and by the government.

[@priangsunath3951]

​@@frenchfry1479In its current version at least, It's literally just a brain powered mouse. It doesn't really have much use outside of helping the paralyzed

[@remlezar2693]

You missed the part where the believers are taken to heaven first. Everyone wants to talk about signs of the end times but forget that's super early in the list of things. Not super difficult to read your own religious texts guys

[@frenchfry1479]

@priangsunath3951 yes, Its foolish to think that the mark of the beast wooulld come out before the rapture, seeing that the rapture happens, then the mark of the beast is rolled out 3 years later

[@frenchfry1479]

@@remlezar2693 ikr

[@Lomfly]

Imagine living your life then a unstoppable ad just pops inside your head.💀

[@RaghavSharma-17]

Imagine getting ads while trying to solve a maths problem.

[@armantas8846]

Everyone gangsta until some dude sends you a zip file and you unzip it showing that its a 5 pedobyte zip bomb and your brain goes KABOOM

[@nolanshoemakerslife5459]

Can I connect to your internet.

[@jitchatterjee216]

Imagine you are tired and trying to sleep and ad pops up in your brain

[@M3RYG0LD]

And if it has ads, you went through a hard day and you go to bed and then suddenly an ad comes up that sounds like TORTURE

[@priangsunath3951]

In it's current version at least, It's only a one way device, literally just a brain powered mouse

[@GolAcheron-fc4ug]

It is torture. Eventually they will be able to send an infinite amount of torture simulation data to your brain to play within mere seconds and you will have to endure all of it for what seems like eternity.

[@NanobanaKinako]

Imagine playing a game and the boys thinks you're watching someone else's gameplay.

[@calitoosh45]

mark of beast 🤓

[@nikoarc420]

You liked your own comment.

[@user-uh6xc1wg1e]

​@@nikoarc420Revelation 13:16-17 (Bible) He causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their forehead, 17 so that no one may buy or sell, except he who has the mark or the name of the beast or the number of his name.

[@KevinAndGypsy]

Why does this comment have so many likes?

[@The_cyan_cat]

No IT don t

[@DroidzandBrix]

@@The_cyan_cat maybe it wasn’t, but now it’s the most liked comment here

[@The_cyan_cat]

​@@DroidzandBrix now but then it have 1 like but i like IT

[@paramjitkaur3651]

so we can download all syllabus one night before exam😂💀☠️

[@YeahEsCereal]

Imagine you thinking of moves in chess but then play them 💀

[@Titan-speaker698]

It’s lazy I bet by the year 100000 no one will move out of a gaming chair

[@avanm420]

Run by Musk? 😅 what could go wrong?

[@fahad_bin_noufal9327]

Imagine your phone controlling your mind without your permission

[@ieatbrickzzz]

Anyone who played as a netrunner in Cyberpunk knows this is a horrible idea

[@The_cyan_cat]

Second!

[@MrLapy2009]

Imagine getting tracked by someone Imaging getting hacked and letting the hackers know what are you thinking

[@datcoolblock233]

The guy in the beginning looks like Lester from gta5 💀

[@mahjonglover3614]

Imagine an unskipabble ad projected right into your head

[@TEAMDUCKZ]

"I can't wait to sleep!-" *add plays*"WOPPER WOPPER WOPPER WOPPER-" "God, LET ME SLEEEEEEEP!"

[@agtheboy]

Leaks of real life cyberbullying. Imagine sitting in class and you added to a group chat In your head💀

[@KJDUO14]

This is the Elon Musk version of the Starset BMI 😅

[@absoluted._official]

on god i aint getting that shit into my brain, im gonna get ads for every time 😭

[@FredPerps]

They will phase out phones and computers and this will be the only option

[@Kakirinkato-san]

"Execute order 66"

[@caleblucas499]

That “ Dun Dun Dun” sound effect tho 😂😂😅😅 Foreshadowing folks, of what’s, to come. 👿😈😈😈😈😈😈

[@YourLocalYoutuber]

WE STARTING WALL-E WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

[@Aazanking]

What if a hacker manages to hack the neurolink and control the humans who have it 💀

[@TessTegals2]

Everybody gangsta until you think about corn in school 💀💀💀💀

[@vok9009]

Istg if ads start playing on my daily day to day life 💀💀

[@TFFGAMING_12]

Imagine watching ad in it for movement made in your body

[@hughpenner5051]

We got telepathic chess before GTA 6

[@NovaLock]

I'd send terabytes of career ending screenshots to bro's neurolink 💀

[@notayush2064]

First:"humans can control electronics through mind" Second:"electronics can control human mind"

[@HeroMemesYT]

Robot surgeon? Bruh

[@johannesjadol5301]

Everyone vibing until he hears the bluetooth device has been connected

[@MythicaITree]

Its all fun and games until it calls 911 😭😭

[@Gcfuyigprovideooffical]

The thing is that if this chip can make you smarter, this would finish a big problem in many people. So we don’t need to go to school 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@YOURANXIETYDEMON]

Imagine Someone AirDrop You With a Rickroll

[@Charlie----WWHG]

Nuralink sounds like a revolutionary idea but I swear to God if they put fucking ads on it I'm going to lose my shit

[@Mr-skully]

Sends a 50.4 yottabyte zip bomb

[@Elitepopcat2012]

Everyone gangsta until notifications starts popping out when ur sleeping.

[@h-tiger5235]

The MRI scans are gonna be wild

[@Alphaz5]

Imagine getting ad in the middle of the night

[@michaelaggelostheoti3400]

can it remember those videos ive been searching for for years

[@MemeScorpioYT]

First one to fall asleep at the sleepover:

[@BlueBeeXD03]

Yeah I don’t want a bunch of ads going off in my brain thank you

[@user-ez5ze9sb7r]

Everyone gangsta until it run out of battery

[@MorrocoCountryballs]

The hacker in our brain 🤫🧏‍♂️

[@Urfavravenhead]

Imagine thinking about how much you love your crush, then it sends a text to your crush saying how much you love your crush

[@szabi22222]

- Card or Cash sir? … - Brain

[@Priithvi]

To the future generations, don't let them do that to you.

[@BurningrRedMakki]

Me: gets the chip Me: goes back to his house Me: plays JToH Chip: instantly does the help

[@minecraftPVP824]

Random tryhard in mobile game: How are you killing me over and over again The guy with a chip: I just visualize it and it happens😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Kreachie]

Imagine the civilian applications sure, but it also has some pretty nifty military ones aswell? Robotic exosuits? simple to use fighter craft? Tactical communications? and much more!

[@Fa_alhamadi]

Elon musk would be the villain in a marvel’s movie

[@RenoRiley]

Imagine getting a ad with that

[@Funrollercoaster606]

Driving:😅👍 Driving with paralyzed arms and neuralink: 😕👍 Driving with paralyzed arms and then you get a Neuralink Low Battery notification: 💀👎

[@GoldenGearGrinder]

This better be linux compatible. I ain’t getting anything similar if i have to listen to ads.

[@someone.7303]

yea yeahh just wait until you accidentally think of something inappropriate while texting 💀

[@winniepooh2082]

The quantity of times i would say the n Word is dirty

[@WinnerMcCoolio]

“Want a break from the ads?” Me: *”LET IT STOP!”*

[@randomlyvids102]

"Your bluetooth human is ready to pair"

[@BenGameBG]

Intrusive thoughts gonna be wild with this one 💀