Elon's Baby is a Robot

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[@keys9311]

elon baby crying: windows start up noise

[@elysemeyers1256]

Key S A-12 as a teenager: walks in late at night Elon: where were you doing out so late? A-12: *bong error noise*

[@mimicatmoon]

Eats in typing noise

[@nishchaybhutani4507]

And when his memory becomes full he has to shit

[@raynamaldonado6806]

I just actually laughed...from a comment😂

[@casmar2042]

I sure hope it does

[@jeff5702]

No private school will ever save that poor kid from bullying

[@ohnana18]

elon literally has his kids in a school he built

[@vinnyseed1142]

They are homeschooled

[@hayashiii2717]

@@vinnyseed1142 his siblings are gonna bully him so hard bro

[@abubabubabuba]

i would simp over musk jr. so hard bro i need me that MONEYYYY

[@lotussight]

Rich kid you mean

[@TwistedPurpleGirl101]

kids at school gonna be clowning the child like “it looks like your parents forgot to rename the file before they 3D printed you”

[@blondwaffleszbang8672]

wow that voice emulator is so last gen.

[@Saammmoooonnnnn]

damn now that was a line m8

[@lizzielips9827]

The Starbucks Barista... tired, shaking, on the verge of tears: "Can I get a name for that order?" X Æ A-12:

[@sadieb27]

lmaoooo they can't even spell my name

[@elevatedgaming2885]

Imagine they get it right

[@bleves9143]

"Hi can I get a name for that" °₩▪︎◇¤●◇`◇•●

[@kennydoneit1482]

Baby’s name decoded =Sevon English Gemartia 450 ✅

[@LiveLM]

X Æ A-12: "uh... just write kyle"

[@fart5324]

elons son:.-....- ..--..-- anyone ever: what elon: yeah he’s just hungry

[@ojamacuda9745]

LMAO

[@neegas3490]

😭

[@gw6905]

nah grimes would be the one translating

[@DanielaMartinez-vn1nv]

gw fr, elon would just awkwardly smile

[@madisondelia9730]

gw tea

[@weaton72]

My guy is gonna speak in hieroglyphics

[@TheRealAtello]

Kids nowadays already do. Emojis are hieroglyphics.

[@jasj122]

@@TheRealAtello okay grandpa sit down

[@perc4klol590]

dre drexler vibes ...

[@naivenitara]

Wing songs font

[@finalflash98]

Elons son: Father I require sustenance

[@othelliusmaximus]

But he'll say it in HTML

[@blyzer7373]

@Johannes That's binary

[@ayesha4275]

“father I have shat my lower quadrants”

[@finalflash98]

@@ayesha4275 this smaller specimen has wrongfully placed ownership over my plaything

[@lexilol8159]

Ayesha I AM DYINF

[@justchillaxing3383]

His name is stronger than my password

[@HoundsBane]

Triple encrypted .

[@Josh-ck9bv]

Congrats you stole a joke they talked about in the podcast

[@justchillaxing3383]

@@Josh-ck9bv Well done captain obvious.

[@oficado58]

What's your password?

[@giuseppetassone9315]

@@Josh-ck9bv congrats, youre salty for no reason.

[@ariel-jy8kj]

elon musk talks like he came from the future and he's trying not to mess up the continuum

[@FloydBagsby]

😂

[@lonwon7502]

Good one 😂

[@pinksnake8001]

He's just trying to hide that he's kinda just dumb (while trying so hard to make people believe he's like Tony Stark even tho only kids believe science works like that). But yes he also does sound like he came from the future and is careful.

[@megamonster3538]

Just enjoy the meme lol.

[@nasriinnotwelldone]

Pink Snake how is he dumb lol? Y’all gotta day anything rude about anyone don’t you

[@bankroll6088]

Grimes actually said in interviews before this that if she had a kid she would fake name it something weird for the kids privacy and give it something normal privately

[@epoillaKory]

If that’s what all this is then that’s the wildest play I’ve ever seen

[@cynthiaxwangcomedy]

whoa what interview

[@EternalGuardian07]

So maybe it actually is Kyle

[@dylanwelch7372]

Kory Neff seahawks not running was a pretty wild play

[@melitajay]

Can you remember which interview(s)?

[@pseudo.5106]

It’s actually pronounced “Jeff.” The X is silent.

[@harsheh]

my name is jeff

[@razaqadeanova3255]

my name chef

[@cayennebrownie3181]

noel’s bald head and cody’s mustache really just show how much this quarantine is affecting people

[@Emily-uo6tj]

ur local cheyenne . my legit enjoying these looks shows just how much this quarantine is affecting me.

[@laylasapp9220]

Noel’s hairline looks fresh doe

[@neegas3490]

Oop

[@epoillaKory]

They’re both slowly morphing into cops

[@leann4265]

But Noel really got the perfect hairline, he pulling off the cholo look

[@satansfavoritekid9806]

this kid's first words boutta be "Rebooting..."

[@maddyandyomama]

Nah it will just be the sound of an AirPod dying

[@cruzcontrol1303]

Bruh why does Noel have a perfectly straight hairline, it’s not even like he went to a barber he just shaved it Himself

[@plague_victim532]

He just like that bro

[@recardoerodriques7190]

😂☠️

[@user-yr5yl6zt5l]

Fake hair

[@Altair-El-Haddad]

I'm 17 and he has a better hairline than me 😭😭😭😭

[@decaf4450]

I assume he just shaved it into that shape later

[@AveryTalksAboutStuff]

All the kids who could never find their name on stuff have nothing on that poor kid.

[@mlpdisneylover]

And I have a rare name! 😭😭

[@kisuke7764]

@@mlpdisneylover Disney Lover is a very rare name

[@sophiabelfield9009]

His dad can make a custom one

[@mariacamilae.g.7673]

It’s either Kyle or something unpronounceable, there’s no inbetween

[@PalitoSelvatico]

all my bets on its somethin like Bradx or Jhoxn. his other name is called zaxon. like wtf.

[@jessicaa.1894]

The mom said it's pronounced X A I

[@αφροδίτηενσαρκωμένος]

Elon said it’s promounced X ash archangel twelve

[@najlaalnuaimi4991]

It’s now Glen 💀💀

[@C_Y_R]

This kid is literally gonna be the real life Kyle XY with no bellybutton

[@berke2336]

Grimes introduced Elon to a waaaaay better Acid guy. There's no other explanation

[@sskyla5865]

lmfaooooo

[@emmamlis927]

Berke bruuuu

[@lenatian1078]

I hope Noel doesn't leave the house, he can't go 5 mins without touching his face

[@hannahebrown320]

Lmao I was thinking that too

[@SayWhat6187]

It’s so crazy that we immediately notice that stuff now, when wouldn’t have before

[@LouiseWinnie]

they both do it a lot and i never realised lol.. makes me overthink how often i do it

[@Mas0808]

I have the same problem. I think it's relaxing and sometimes I didn't notice it

[@leann4265]

Most people can’t honestly. Majority of people don’t even realize they’re doing it

[@maleekyaqob]

Cody: says anything Noel: YEAH

[@HoundsBane]

All is right.

[@Luka-gs7us]

Weirdest thing about Elon is all his stans. Like him and Grimes are having dumb convo over twitter and all these people are in the replies saying "musk is actually such a genius I think he should be dictator of the whole world, and I would be his personal slave" etc.

[@Lulu_Lime]

Those nerds are the fucking worst. Specially since Elon Musk isn't particularly like a genius or anything. They'll defend literally anything he does.

[@juheepark7123]

He's like a nerd turned billionaire ultra-intelligent quirky CEO god to them

[@wafflefalafel9442]

People just really like simpin for this off-brand Tony Stark I guess

[@PossibleBat]

Elon is such a 14 year old, it’s kinda cringy

[@nickcagebuthesinabanana]

It's pronounced *Kyle* obviously... read the fine print

[@eminempreg]

That's makes me even angrier KYLE YOU GIVE HIM THIS DUMB NAME AND ITS NOT EVEN ANYTHING COOL KLYE KYLE?!!

[@riel8428]

You men: Caiul

[@paisley4197]

should have named him kyler

[@franziskaowni7150]

or sasha lol

[@jessicaa.1894]

@@eminempreg it's pronounced X A I, it's not kyle

[@johnkaiser2912]

Codys cop mustache is really growing on me

[@emilyholowka]

no it's growing on him

[@danielsame2074]

Cody kop

[@carsteng9494]

y’all are CARRYING me through the quarantine

[@genesisv]

cody saying xavier is a weird name is the whitest thing he’s ever said

[@sleepypie3179]

Ok

[@Mas0808]

That's debatable. He said Kiunones instead of Quiñones before.

[@leslievianey8056]

M lmaoo hearing him pronounce it like that made me feel so idkkk because that’s my last name😭

[@4ssh4t]

M 😭😭

[@thebigshep]

Your kid can't be bullied for their name if every time someone says it an Eldritch God comes plummeting into the corporial plane.

[@manasim.9936]

What a string of words! 😂

[@caitlincooke93]

that right there? genius

[@salsazilla790]

"Kyle Musk" bruh

[@themadneuroscientist]

They’re so in sync. They’ve even got the same headphones.

[@salsazilla790]

Cody looks good in this clip. But also like he cried recently

[@Misswtfudge]

Thank you for my favorite comment ever

[@tihi1788]

Pain.

[@shadowcattt]

He always looks like that

[@emmamlis927]

[redacted] if I was Cody I saw this comment I would probably cry. I get so insecure after crying myself the sleep

[@snailmoder]

Emma Liston ok

[@Evantures]

Grimes”we need a Fly name” Elon “say no more”

[@ericzhang6365]

teacher in 2200 : is jkmno here? jkmno : it’s actually pronounced noel, there’s no “L”

[@Nick-ds7yv]

Bruh I laughed

[@yxnglamppost3538]

8:08 Cody's f-boy was coming out for a sec

[@makayla5398]

blaze possessed him real quick

[@idkwerefashionblogrs]

to quote a tweet i saw recently "I still find it darkly amusing that the actual creator of a company named after Nikola Tesla is constantly erased from history, with all credit being given to some rich bully instead."

[@Jordloopin]

Dude's going to be born in the 4th dimension

[@natesmith9644]

Kids a billionaire and he's just out the womb, I don't think anyone's gonna be able to make fun of that

[@itsy-bitsyspider]

@Drinker_Of_ Milk well i bet they have enough money for all of them and plenty more

[@juicysatsumabeauty]

Have you not read the comments? He's days old and is getting the fuck bullied out of him. Have you never heard of Donald Trump? People are fun of millionaires and billionaires all the time.

[@Grace-zg5in]

it’s X like X and then Æ is Ash and then A is archangel and then just 12 i guess

[@alphabetsoup6837]

Dude, every kid Elon Musk has is a boy. He’s just shooting nothing by Y chromosomes.

[@bonemoisture9367]

cody is 29 why am i so shocked by him having facial hair

[@averybarrera]

new title: *tmg saying “like” 44 times in 9 minutes*

[@calebf612]

Imagine counting how many times they say like

[@s4nphob1c21]

@@calebf612 this is quarantine lol ain't no one got anything better to do.

[@bridgetmitchke6586]

I think Elon’s son’s name is the tattoo Dre drexler has on his chest, the hieroglyphs

[@kbwilliams55]

Nobody: That one friend that always waits on you to tie your shoe: X Æ A-12: "hang on man my battery is running low"

[@loafyu5405]

saxons looking down seeing that their whole tribe and history was reduced to the name of a spoiled white kid with a dad that literally looks like he’s gonna catch a fly with his tongue any second

[@mcdeezyofficial]

Cody’s Elon impression was absolutely fantastic

[@aronjackson5081]

Imma name every one of my children after fighter jets, F35, F22, FA18, F15, F16

[@helpimalittlelost1713]

OMG FA18 was my baby name! You stole it! 😔😔

[@abhyasmandapati9524]

Not as stupid as having the last name Care. Yeah, that's right, I know.

[@wafflefalafel9442]

FA18 would be pronounced like faighteen or smth and that legit sounds like a modern day “unique” baby name

[@aronjackson5081]

Then when my kids have kids imma name them after bombers, B1, B2, B52, B17, B24, B25, B36

[@duxswag]

Messerschmitt BF 109 pls get down for dinner

[@kaylinowens2274]

cody’s gotten more hair and noel has lost hair

[@J.R.Swish1]

Straight outta the wiki Testikles is a name possibly derived from the Latin word testis, meaning "witness" and the Ancient Greek word κλεος (kleos) "glory" together forming "witness [my/his] glory". Y'all were joking bout my pal testies, now he coming for you two

[@amandaa1931]

Actually elon musk does nothing his workers do most of the tesla making

[@amandaa1931]

And they get paid shit thats why he sucks

[@PalitoSelvatico]

@@amandaa1931 funny that some people think going to space could save us, when these rich people could fix earth now and save us the space bullshit.

[@theyknowwearehere]

Son go to sleep Elon's son: shutting down

[@saraforney3940]

Key & Peele are gonna have a great classroom sketch about this kid.

[@IceyGuy]

First day of school: Alright class! Time for the rollcall. Amelia? "here". Andrew? "here". *Undertale talking sound* "here."

[@aw6805]

Why’s Cody look like he was crying... Is everything good at home buddy?

[@Coolmike35]

I think its just his sunburn, If it is crying, I hope he's doing well.

[@sethcompton3332]

He was probably puffin the reefer

[@station12a]

he said on the podcast that he wasn't able to get much sleep during the last two days because he had gotten a rash on top of his sunburn

[@aw6805]

station12a oh dang sorry😔

[@inlovewithnana]

He started bawling because people kept making fun of his tan line

[@morganwhite4420]

I won’t respect Elon until he builds a completely functional Iron Man suit. Thanks.

[@sillysealgrl]

Kyle called up to the nurse but instead of a pill before lunch it’s a 30 minute charge and re-setting while everyone else is eating.

[@melanie8062]

Damn, look at Cody’s mini mustache. He’s aging too fast

[@callmekremit7147]

melanie wdym my mans 93

[@mental_case]

Yeah, look at him! He looks pretty old for 74

[@tihi1788]

He looks kinda young for a 50 yearold

[@ward23]

Elon Musk Baby mom look like Sweeney Todd

[@HoundsBane]

Damn 😂

[@wafflefalafel9442]

lmfao don’t do grimes like that. let her bake “pies” in peace 😔😔😔

[@pickrose1805]

Go stream her new album, it's great.

[@michelep9477]

this dude need to stop watching Bladerunner on repeat... he's losing touch with humanity and thinks everyone should be a cyborg or some sh*t living in some 80's cyberpunk nightmare

[@Leo-xi3xf]

7:30 Noel and Cody sounding Irish for like 5 seconds

[@levihackermann4324]

You know what I just realized? Grimes looks like one the sisters from Girl Defined.

[@trees.leaves.andfrogs]

cody’s mustache makes him look like he set a record in his frat for most roofied drinks

[@underoverachiever7093]

Damn I think that's a prescription drug I have to take.

[@angerayne]

4:54 that was definitly kombucha girl lmao

[@livcaitbff]

Whenever he gets sick, they can take him to the computer repair guy

[@Birdyboys]

Does Cody know that Elon doesn’t invent this shit lmao

[@woodywithalineup1689]

Then what does elon do

[@eminempreg]

@@woodywithalineup1689 talk about dark souls and cat girls on Twitter

[@elizabeth-fo9lw]

i love this thread

[@Lulu_Lime]

@@woodywithalineup1689 Hire people to do the work with his dads blood money. Although if you want to get technical he bought Tesla with his dads money and then used that money to hire people to do the inventing for him.

[@alec4780]

Im so glad someone said smthn lol

[@carlosvasquez-po4xn]

Friend:Hey what’s the WiFi? Me:It’s on the back of the router Back of router:X- AE- A12

[@chariskoufidaki6529]

As a Greek, I will for sure name my kid Testiclis lmao

[@MRMcNUGGET15]

Everytime I watch a highlight there’s about a 80% chance I’ll hear the Irish accents😂

[@ayannas9107]

Man I love grimes but like... her and Elon musk? Never saw that happening lol

[@demarco6295]

Elons baby wakes up in the morning: Windows start up sound

[@randyRV22]

Mr krabs robot music is what his son listens to in order for him to fall asleep

[@kaibelchior9115]

Testikles was a spartan Olympic champion in assassins creed odyssey 😂

[@adrianomaly1760]

When you guys were talking about silly Ancient Greek names I lost it.

[@skylarviener3576]

Cody correcting Noel on that Greek name is such a flex

[@TheBeerae]

IM confused how elon musk is allowed to put numbers in his babies name even though it’s illegal in the us

[@00xyres]

they going to take care of the baby like a damn Tamagotchi

[@danaeclean1328]

As a Greek person, i cracked when Noel started talking about those hella weird greek names lmao, what even were those,, Honestly, i'm naming my kid Testiclees, no cap.

[@hazelautumn3751]

I thought that the dot on Noel's microphone was something on my phone screen lol.

[@kalliopicornias9149]

Noel: Greek names are crazy Me: ....oh

[@_purerealism_2728]

All the memes are about him in school but we know damn well when your dad is Elon Musk, you’re gonna b homeschooled😂😂

[@vishwamkhare]

I will be naming my first born Paratesticles

[@Compound7]

Kids gonna pull up to his 5th grade dance in a gold Tesla

[@shiva_speedruns367]

damn quarantine hitting Cody hard hahaha

[@galiojusticejustice3191]

Cody's Elon impression is spot on

[@meatballerina]

What concerns me about the name is that if he’s actually “Kyle” and based the “Kai” sound on the Greek letter Χ.... That letter is pronounced “He” in Greek. That kid’s name is He-le.... Heel.

[@marcelaruiz3297]

Cody going from a slick back hair to a side part is the most underrated upgrade

[@jjlomanning6045]

Bully: X Ash more like X ASS. Kyle: ok

[@axolotelle7122]

It’s “pronounced” X Ash Archagel according to Elon. Dunno how you get that from X Æ A-12 but what do I know?

[@doityourselfbombs]

you know he's just gonna go by Ash as soon as he possibly can

[@portxr]

the fact that all the other kids names are somewhat normal compared to the last one, imagine elon naming them off

[@flamebunny6511]

Imagine the people who will steal Elon’s baby name for their password 😂

[@VultureClone]

The kid is gonna change his name the second he's able to.

[@banaidan8319]

Cody and Noel are the biggest highschool bullies. They are coming up with roasts and things people can say, for when this baby grows up.

[@emilied9904]

I would happily watch Cody imitate Elon Musk for fucking hours

[@nida8525]

Cody's mustache makes him look like Trevor Wllace in frat guys vids 😂

[@leilalim2490]

i luv y’all you’re getting me through this hellscape

[@s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657]

These guys really making fun of this babie's name when they named their own literal *robot baby* Codel smh.

[@florecita619ify]

I can already hear his classmates calling him x-ass-12

[@murrenkelly3866]

The funniest part about the name memes is the assumption that baby Musk will just go to a normal school

[@yvindribsskog6506]

That impression of Elon was spot on dude 😄

[@davenrose8094]

I broke at the impressions 😂

[@erikstanton7454]

Cody lookin like a whole cop with that mustache

[@treeesus5267]

whats up equation boy

[@abigaillevins9378]

Is no one going to talk about how Noel‘s eyebrows are tweaking the whole time love him tho