Elon's New Years Date (Feat. Caelan Conrad)

[@riccardoleone4265]

I love how in a universe where Elon Musk is the protagonist Satan gets to be nonbinary

[@ruckly1241]

"Love knows no boundaries, not even those between heaven and hell." Truer words have never been sequentially constructed by a large language model generative algorithm.

[@ruckly1241]

Immediately followed by another timeless kernel of truth: "Jeffery Epstein took the cab with his friend, Elon Musk, all the way to hell."

[@caal15]

Hey just wanted to say thanks to you both, this is the hardest I've laughed to a video in a long while!

[@deptofcarstereorepair]

the part about taking the cab all the way to hell made me choke on my moon pie

[@larrypkmn9187]

The new year has started and I know nothing is gonna beat drunk hoots celebrating and yelling "HAH!" in surprise by the baloons being summoned from hell itself

[@sebastianking657]

Just found this channel and I love the vibes ❤

[@searchingfororion]

In that case, I hope you're checking out Caelan's channel too (Caelan Conrad). They're just as, if not more, awesome over there as they were in this video.

[@mse90]

I can’t believe Satan they/them is a reoccurring character ❤

[@jamieohjamie]

Me with a Galaxy Note phone: you CAN scribble notes!! but i love your interpretations too lmao

[@GabeGraziani]

I wish KZbin would allow multiple likes on a video because I broke down laughing so many times during this!

[@sabletooth]

"Why do you want to ask Satan out on a date?" Santa asked questioningly, trying to understand the situation, because he wasn't sure as to why Elon would want to ask Satan out on a date, so he had to ask to get an answer.

[@salmonmoose]

And they say AI is going to kill art.

[@Wade.Stikmann]

I'm crying, this is amazing, you're both beautiful, my stomach hurts, I need to lie down 💀

[@nobodishere]

I love how this story establishes satan using they/them pronouns and proceeds to call them (or as ai would say they/them) a he in the same sentence. edit: typing error

[@Khornelia]

Omg this was fantastic. We need more 😭😭😭

[@dl-zf9dj]

😮🎉❤ love you !

[@jbone877]

Jeffery Epstein is the Kramer to Elon's Seinfeld

[@yournamehere100]

This was wonderful, thank you

[@AoifeBheag]

Holy shit, Hoots, you're a genius. :-) You and Caelan, along with all of us in y'all's fan base, need collectively to wish "self-care Santa" into existence, preferably in time for the rapidly approaching election!

[@marlip3978]

I enjoyed this way too much

[@Sassycpr]

It's on my to-do list to watch this - I just can't do it so close to Elon's christmas story... it's too much Elon!

[@avelione]

painful and wonderful to listen to at the same time, i should have gotten drunk you two to be able to listen to this without feelin existential cringe tho XD

[@TheGprinziv]

Sorfy but I lost it as Epstein being a good wingman because, like, was *that* what he was doing with his plane and island? Just being a bro?

[@jonahandthewolf]

Idk how but Caelan looks like youtuber and lego enthusiast Sarah Schauer

[@transagenda]

Now I really want to change one my contacts to Elon/Epstein, but which one?! ❤

[@Khornelia]

Satan 😂

[@transagenda]

@@Khornelia such confidence to think I’ve got Satan on speed dial!

[@searchingfororion]

​@@transagendaHmm... Next best thing; do you have a relative or coworker who misgenders and/or deadnames people?

[@mookinbabysealfurmittens]

Ah yes, the unfolding drama of the most divorced man in the world who's also the world's most awkward billionaire - and Jeffrey "Nothing Suspicious" Epstein. What a rollercoaster! Good job on that writing, to the toaster or whatever AI hides in. But real talk, _love_ the sass, as ever. The toaster could learn a thing or two. Or NONE! (Gottem) K gtg, there's a cloud I need to go yell at. Byeee! (That's literally the best I can muster rn for engagement. Thanks, weird brain!)

[@AMACBYIAS]

I say this with so much love in my heart Hoots, please don't take this the wrong way... But why are you using AI for your videos? This comes off as "I'm out of ideas/feeling lazy and need someone or something to do the work for me." Especially during a time in the world where there's so many important things to be spreading awareness and attention to... Why is this what you're using your time and efforts on as a leftist? I say this as someone who has personally worked in tech and can see the deep intersections of oppression between the use of AI and the stripping of land and resources in places like the Dominican Republic of Congo. It is deeply contradictory to what you and your work posture as.

[@searchingfororion]

Why are *you* on KZbin instead of singlehandedly solving the Gaza situation? Levity is important. People are allowed to enjoy their lives. We can't spend every second in a state of terror or outrage. That actually leads to counter-productive results. Your lecture is in bad faith simply made to virtue signal yourself. I'm sure you've posted it (or similar versions) on content by other creators as well. This may surprise you, but the people who work toward improving things because it's the right thing to do - don't really find it necessary to broadcast what they've done. Decent people don't expect to be applauded for being decent. Nor do they shame others because their acts of decency aren't on the record. That's all you get from me. I earned my specialty to help those whom were most in need, Hoots doesn't require a defender and you won't self evaluate no matter what I do. Still, try to realize that this is NOT the way. It's just harming what you claim to stand for.

[@DarkSoulsSauron]

kinda disappointed you're using LLMs for anything. all use of generative AI is theft, built off the unconsenting work of artists. stop making this stuff. even doing it for the memes normalizes this shit.

[@BobTim]

I love this, I love y'all, I love the new year. Hail Satan. (Also, booze is always fun, despite being ~problematic~.) Prosit!

[@eddiestephanie1557]

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