I Asked AI To Write Me A Christmas Story About Elon Musk (Feat. Caelan Conrad)

[@hootsyoutube]

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[@ryanlacroix6425]

Caelan NAILED IT that Elon would be alone and up on Christmas Eve.

[@stellar1526]

somehow i read the title backwards and thought you somehow made elon musk write a christmas story about ai

[@jamieohjamie]

To be fair, he'd probably us AI to do it too.

[@WhatWouldLubitschDo]

I hope this happened in a nearby alternate reality

[@stellar1526]

@@WhatWouldLubitschDo hoots and elon collab would go hard... i wonder if elons story would have epstein in it too.....

[@Jaden-l4d]

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[@Matthew.E.Kelly.]

The fact that the story opens talking about Elon Musk's insanely-high offgrid problem solving capabilities & "the problem" being a dimming star is just 😂😂😂😂😂 we all know Elon is basically an ongoing Dunning-Kruger demonstration but to expect him to know or be able to do anything about celestial mechanics is f*ckin' hysterical.

[@VinceWhitacre]

This is deeply upsetting as only Christmas can be

[@anonymousmurphy]

I can’t tell if the AI failed to consider a solar-powered Santa sleigh would have trouble operating at night, when its primary power source isn’t available, or if the AI just knows Elon that well because that is 100% a thing he would do.

[@lnplum]

IDK but this seems extremely plausible as something Elon might come up with.

[@gh0stcup]

Obsessed with the term "Teslur"

[@literaterose6731]

As someone who doesn’t celebrate Christmas, this is legit the BEST SANTA STORY EVER! I damn near choked to death laughing, while yelling “No no no no noooo!” so loud I got worried the neighbors would call the cops on my hermit ass, and worse, the cat got mad. Exceptional entertainment! Happy New Year & whatever else, you magnificent freaks! 🎅🏽🦌🗺️✨☀️😈🤩💗❤️‍🔥

[@jacoosacoon118]

Every so often I remember discovering this channel with a few of her lighter videos and getting the impression of an innocent Hoots. I was so wrong and I couldn't be happier for it. Her and Caelan just give me LIFE lmao Hope the day is merry for all.

[@kuillus]

30:29 E-Lon getting roasted by Santa is priceless 😂❤

[@BobTim]

33:02 When Caelan asks if the name is real, it's like they're a little kid asking "So, Grandma *is* gonna come back, right?" after a beloved granny kicked it, and poor Hoots has to have The Death Talk. This video is the best Christmas gift, thank you both for bestowing this absurdity to the world.

[@nicole-ls4jb]

Just as I was thinking, "Elon Musk would NEVER hesitate to use untried tech," the AI swooped in with the best shade: ""That never bothered you before,' said Santa."

[@Soudrah]

I love that in "Elon saves Christmas " Elon is the most minor character. AI really speaks truth to the reality around us. Elon is simultaneously the greatest problem solver in history, and needs Jeffry Epstein to save the day twice. 😅

[@hootsyoutube]

AI understands something about storytelling: that the protagonist is the most boring character and we should ignore them entirely

[@lemonlordminecraft]

You need a very high IQ to understand Jeff and Elon

[@Jaden-l4d]

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[@knightmareAlpha]

when Jeffry appeared I thought this would go like "Elon, tonight you will be visited by the ghost's of 3 child predators."

[@LupulaAster]

Wait did the AI correctly gender the daughter that disowned him?

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

The Island is actually surprisingly close to Saint Nicholas' lore. In the original story, it's a bunch of kids that got captured by the local butcher and turned into food. The butcher tries to sell the food to Saint Nick, so he works his magic to resurrect them.

[@legoboy468]

The reveal of Jeff E made me cry from laughter I was not expecting that

[@crystal4o681]

You know, a fireplace, or as they say in hell, a place

[@kkilljoy3588]

An instant seasonal classic. Who am I kidding? A classic for ALL SEASONS. After all, he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you’re awake.

[@middleearthemarxist2433]

This will truly become the Christmas story of all time. Eat shit, Dickens.

[@arielpintar8146]

6:12 he has *11 children* he has had triplets and twins, and has stated about the number "mars needs people"(no it does not need populating with your spawn). and they are named mostly ridiculous names; one of the older ones, she's like 19, is trans and renamed herself Vivian and took the Musk last name out of her legal name because she doesn't want any ties to him in any shape or form.

[@TheRJB0]

This video is going to haunt me throughout 2024. Happy New Year!

[@XenK64]

"I don't know her."

[@zachscully]

Story time 📕 on Christmas Eve! Very “A Christmas Carol” esque featuring terror in a tale set around Christmas.

[@famofsam]

The amazing Elon the problem solver making a solar powered sleigh that flies exclusively at night 😂

[@theoutletonmychest]

You won't believe what happens next. You won't. It's incredible. ❤️🍀

[@mirithilrose54]

Thank you, I needed this!! 💖

[@sleepykitty1985]

Thank you for this most wonderful gift, Hoots and Caelan

[@tanasaky]

Ah, to wake up to this on Christmas morning. The best present

[@Asrahn]

Caged children on Epstein's island acting like the large battery bank for the power of christmas is straight up killing me

[@JohnBainbridge0]

Title suggestions: Home Elone. How the Epstein Stole Christmas. A Chrismusk Carol. It's a Wonderful Lie.

[@JNDReacts]

13:43 So, like, Krampus?…No wait, Epstein as Krampus actually makes a lot of sense.

[@albertgreene313]

A wonderful journey. a pleasant, if unhinged tale. I do hope you one day can look back on this video and say "a laxative company helped me escape my Stewart Little sized apt."

[@oxyhyxo_dev]

Elon as divorced Kirk Van Houten bit destroyed me

[@ThatDangDad]

"Never fear"

[@Amira_Phoenix]

AI is just a silly story game with extra steps 😂

[@jnark32]

This is amazing. Fucking jumpscare when Epstein showed up!

[@TahtahmesDiary]

Right when I need something I dont care about to fall asleep to, yall come thru via the algorithm ❤

[@jbone877]

This is one of the greatest stories ever told

[@itsmarthai]

that mp3 will haunt me

[@roie1077]

I’m so glad o have serval glasses of wine before listening/watching this. I love everything about this.

[@yournamehere100]

Love that satan is a they/them in this

[@Furore2323]

For the first time ever in any story, Christmas is saved.

[@nullvoid3265]

This is so transparently a christmas cashgrab, but you get that bag girl

[@archvaldor]

That's the quality content I'm not paying for.

[@caelanconrad]

It’s legit the funniest thing ever made

[@hootsyoutube]

shhhhhh

[@Ember_Green]

Hilarious!

[@holocoffin]

unhinged and hilarious

[@aj7058]

You're both incredible entertainers.

[@VinceWhitacre]

It's a Christmas miracle!

Epstein seeing Satan trying to stop Christmas would be more like "Hey sister! How are you doing?!"

[@chrishoe1291]

Dude, how is a solar sleigh working at night!? No way the star of Bethlehem is so bright è____é

[@WallebyDamned]

Sounds like Santa went to Elon because he knew Jeffrey would show up

[@theonefayth]

I cry-laughed several times

[@iamjoemeyer]

So when is this going to be an animated special directed by Ranklin & Bass or at least Worthikids?

[@mse90]

Satan they/them ❤

[@ataraxisbuildsthings429]

I still can't work out if Colon Broom is a legit product or if this is an advert made for a premium Respect the Dead Patreon

[@TearFetSound]

I was so not prepared for the Jeffrey Epstein jumpscare, or for him to become a third protagonist. Maybe AI was the true Christmas miracle all along.

[@katszulga1888]

(spoilers) Christmas was saved... for everyone but the children on Epstein's island. They didn't even get the satisfaction of laughing that year when Santa returned to exploit, I mean visit them.

[@TheProblem2025]

Elongated Muskrat??

[@raddestoflads7771]

I was about to comment about the bit with the clearly fake supplement being not funny and too long but then I went to the link in the description. thanks for sponsoring “colon broom” but you might want to look into a good ad agency cuz goddamn

[@tayakenny]

Respect the Dead transitioning fully to video is definitely the best Christmas gift I will be getting this year

[@kylbol9568]

If this is what AI storytelling looks like, I for one welcome our web3 AI overloards

[@strawberry.maddog]

i got an add for what is a woman on this 😭

[@bunniesbunniesbunnie]

please don't ask AI to do anything. this is intended to be dumb, silly fun but with multiple storage systems (like pastebin and google docs) now auto-allowing AI to pull from authors' work stored on these systems (and the opt out button being a nightmare to find), you're encouraging AI to continue hurting artists. I dunno if you're aware of this or not, but that's why I leave this comment instead of a solid F-U. This is pretty new implementation and it is absolutely awful.

[@PosthumousAddress]

Chat GPT is not reproducing the work of other artists. It is using them as training data, the same way any human does.

[@bunniesbunniesbunnie]

@@PosthumousAddress you're wrong.

[@horohorosrin]

If all y'all ever did again was just read AI stories like this, I'd never get bored, I s2g

[@hansmuster1572]

I am now convinced that A.I. is not only real but indeed does want to kill mankind. But at least it will do so with a healthy does of sarcasm 🤣