ELON STEEZ - Trials Fusion w/ Nick

[@baileyaustin9692]

nick and jordan need to start doing uncut trials because it's really just them sitting there having a conversation about random stuff while playing a game and it takes away when you cut around it

[@ossi_2429]

Bailey Austin I don't really want a 45 minute video...

[@407davis7]

ossi_ I would lol

[@ossi_2429]

Davis Lake I'd get annoyed really fast because they're doing the same obstacle over and over for so long.

[@computiNATEor]

I do! XD I just play these on my phone with my KZbin Red downloads while I commute (no, I don't watch the video).

[@baileyaustin9692]

ossi_ I would love a 45 minute trial episode rather than a 7 minute one. The past two haven't been too bad length wise but I'd like it if they are longer

[@isadrinajuillard3214]

I laughed so hard when he face planted and exploded

[@Fourth.Legacy.]

Nick shows Jordan mercy but Jordan has no mercy

[@shadowcastform5429]

do a 4 medium 2 hard 2 extremes for the 100th episode plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[@Rendolf45]

What episode is this?

[@tkalle1299]

spencer davis 71

[@Rendolf45]

ok

[@safetycake]

yesss!

[@Golden_Raijin]

I SUPPORT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

[@fredhayhoog3839]

8:33 it was a big one last night -Sparklez 2016

[@EXPHunterForce]

Theres something so calming and entrancing about watching these... I dont know what it is.

[@namnams1495]

Nick was a cub scout, wow i guess you learn something new every day.

[@woodyTM]

When Jordan doesn't wait.

[@Andreamom001]

I catch spiders in a cup and let them go outside.

[@deadmanDW]

Andrea B nice.

[@Fr00stee]

i let them go if they are small enough because i have an ant problem in my house and the spiders eat all the bugs that get in

[@habberdashumz7060]

I eat them

[@sambettney3995]

Nick: Waits for Jordan to be close to the end before finishing Jordan: Flys right through the ending of all the maps that he won.

[@jesseladd708]

as a person who races dirt bikes competitively, i can tell you it's fucking exhausting, even when you're in shape. especially when it comes to technical shit in the woods. people think that just bc it has a motor that it does all the work, but in reality you work the bike. quads/atvs are even more effort, bc you use twice the energy to get the machine to do what you need it/want it to do

[@job322]

couldnt tell you why but this has been my favorite series from any youtuber since you started it jardon

[@staticsight]

Jordan, they added skateboarding to the 2020 Olympics.

[@nessun8457]

Insane

[@angeloinfinity3054]

"morning run", it was 19:30 in Italy (aka where I live) when he published this video

[@rebeccamarshall3937]

XD When someone asks me to dab, because for some reason I'm socially awkward with stuff like dancing(dabbing included), so I dab, but I wrap my arm behind my head and pretend like I broke it.

[@Golden_Raijin]

12:39-ish *Dabs out of pure defiance*

[@bensteinhart9268]

The Pinewood Derby is where you race hand-sized cars in Cub Scouts. The boat thing is the Rain Gutter Regatta, which was also in Cub Scouts. Cub Scouts is like junior Boy Scouts, for kids Pre-K to 4th grade.

[@noahfrey2686]

As everyone dabs at 12:30

[@Annavryn]

I have no idea why it was that every time he hit is face on something in the third map he blew up, but I found it hilarious!

[@R3CK2]

"Common house spider besides a daddy long legs" in Australia it's just casually a massive huntsman, nothing too scary 😂

[@thephhoenixx]

"we went on our morning run, we got some wood, we fought some spider rabbits." - jordan maron, 2016

[@tanner1894]

Nick was talking about the regatta for the boats and it was the Pinewood Derby

[@yoyayoya101]

Now if I ever meet Sparklez, I'm gonna follow him around and dab nonstop. Or, you know, say hi and continue on with my day. One of the two.

[@DrX427]

I remember what Nick is talking about! It's the Rain Gutter Regatta! That was so cool when I was younger.

[@teagancrowell5374]

The spider they were talking about is a wolf spider. There was one on my front door the size of two fists together

[@justanaveragejoe4265]

I did the boat sailing thing in Cub Scouts. I still have the boat in a drawer under my bed.

[@captainjacksparrow5168]

I've never dabbed in my life and I'm proud of it

[@Skyharyu]

4:48 NOOOO I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD HEAR THE TONE AGAIN OF MR. MIME PLZ JORDAN

[@theendofthestart8179]

that moment when they are talking about boyscouts but you're an eagle scout and you know they don't actually know wtf they are talking about xD

[@Maou3]

11:16 um just wanted to know if any physics professionals could tell me if this is possible irl? Thx. 👌💯

[@DaNikeTrations]

BUG NERD ALFRED: The Black Widow's scientific name is BATTLE ME

[@riptide2054]

who else dabbed right when they said to not dab?

[@bobbyhead777]

+Jordan South No-one.

[@riptide2054]

geez i was just asking a question. dont be salty

[@bobbyhead777]

Jordan South I'm not, I was just trying to see what reaction I'd get. Good job for not getting mad.

[@a.m.p7807]

I cant belive they've done 71 thousands of a second kilometers corner of these

[@Sharpman76]

In my Cub Scout Pack the winner was always an uncut car. The only thing they did was paint it gold, and the boy's father used the approved graphite lubricant on the axles every day for a few weeks. Back then it was often the parents who won, not the kids.

[@bloxedeternity4213]

Lol the Chrysler ad the guy said you might as well cut off your hands because they are not required to open the door........ How do you drive.... Lmao

[@Jc123jcjc]

haha wow, pinewood derby is for cub scouts

[@FIameyHeart]

I've never dabbed in my life and it's going to stay that way

[@torreyoung4514]

It's okay Jordan...I never ever "dab" it's just not...hmmm.

[@aminto9448]

Hey Jordan. There is a vert competition in same Jose called the Tim brauch and it's usually held at lake Cunningham skatepark. It's really fun and cool. You should come. Also the vans pool party but I can't go to that one

[@ianbonnar1801]

as soon as he said dont dab i couldnt help but to just do one

[@RanosFox]

One way to make this more interesting is to invite other youtubers or celebrities to join you. Make it like a little talk show while playing trials. I'm not sure, I just think it would be better with more people.

[@yt-ll5mu]

Lol these guys are playing games about trials while us rydas be tearing up the track

[@issacstanley1949]

they said they'd never get on a bike 😂😂

[@jesseladd708]

lmao i love pointing out the inaccuracies of this game tbh

[@gio6166]

Jesus save some pussy for the rest of us

[@melon4249]

King Gio save some asshole for the anal shitbag

[@the_gaming_king5764]

When wifi will be rip because hurricane Matthew is about to come right at your county. 😂

[@meeky2075]

Cam Newton at the Nickelodeon Halo Awards said the dab is dead. Therefore, the dab is dead.

[@Ez_Joose]

"please don't dab" *proceeds to dab*

[@tkalle1299]

I live right next to the scout house where the first pinewood derby was held.

[@bobundy7342]

T Kalle nobody cares

[@cosmilk4457]

Idk that was pretty intersting tbh

[@chicken_person]

The insect that Nick is thinking of is called the Pseudo Scorpion :P

[@Anpanman571]

Oh, the Mr. Mime lol I love it lol It's hillarious lol

[@awsome1536]

So many people dabed when he said don't dab

[@AdamRoss1]

Colorado, dab all day fools.

[@Xtorin_Housecat_Ohern]

yay jordan is getting closer to not being a panzy about the bugs

[@UnpaidInternJR]

We made our physics teacher dab today and we didn't even force him to xD

[@twistedmetal3324]

Riding a bike is a lot of energy to do stuff like that.

[@ohangel0135]

hey captain sparklez can u make a video about those scary clowns sightings?

[@deliriousoutlaw1803]

The boats are raingutter rigata and they have a rocket derby and rocket car derby now

[@ddc7706]

Dabbing isn't a meme it's a way of life

[@kingjamezjr3045]

as you walk down the forest trail you see a Pokemon trainer you try to dodge him but you cant

[@kingjamezjr3045]

trainer:hi my name is bug nerd

[@kingjamezjr3045]

you:hi

[@kingjamezjr3045]

bugnerd:sends out a spider

[@kingjamezjr3045]

you: send out CaptainSparklez and he kills the spider

[@kingjamezjr3045]

the end

[@thecrystalinecruiser3585]

Wolf spider is the name of the spider u guys talked about

[@QuadrupleHelix]

I BEALIVE IN YOU SPARKLEZ

[@finnmccormack4173]

in the spider rabbit map. is some of the music from Dr who?

[@alex-tg9jo]

If I shouldn't dab, what should I replace it with? I rly need help

[@butterpexan7109]

Jordon, if your talking about the Brown Recluse Spider, it rots your skin if it bites you.

[@piecrustman]

Jordan what happened to RPGfactions on second channel no new videos have been up forever

[@fregus.]

"oh, i cut out the music" *music playing in backround*

[@shanedaley6236]

a rabbit superhero with spider powers would be cool and cute

[@dergutechtd-air209]

I dabbed the second you said that

[@Christian-my4dp]

I've hit five foot jumps before on a dirtbike, fun stuff

[@Bojonzarth]

the boats are the raingutter regata

[@firstnamelastname5596]

Lemme just say, my wood boat dominated Boy Scouts big time

[@MikiKwi]

I was looking at his username, MrSparklyPants, and all I can think of now is when in S2 they were getting ready for purge day and were conversing, and Dec decided to change Boyo's name in the hall to Glitter-Lap because it was mentioned in chat. You're welcome 😂

[@dramallama-sama3408]

The dab will never die-

[@yeetmcgeet1056]

WE HAVE TO DAB FOR OUR GYM DANCING CICRICULUM THING OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@brooke3303]

I think I know what spider nick is talking about, if it has white spots on its back then I think it's a orchid weaver or something like that

[@CubemasterXD]

Jordon, did you forget about Deep Space Turtle Chase 2 ?

[@weewoo9312]

Me and my brother were the fucking kings of pinewood derby. I think we have 5 first place trophies and 3 second place trophies in our household

[@CasuallyJapan]

WOW THAT IS SO FUCKING INTERESTING

[@gio6166]

WOW DUDE YOU ARE REALLY ACCOMPLISHED IN LIFE

[@gio6166]

Like jesus save some pussy for the rest of us

[@weewoo9312]

Yutaro Watanabe Kmn Sorry, just thought it might be something that someone might enjoy reading, and it relates to the video. Didn't think it would piss anyone off, but I guess I should've known some people have nothing better to do. My bad

[@CasuallyJapan]

Weewoo What are you gonna do. Shove your precious trophies up our ass?

[@hyruleanate]

Jordan gets a spiders called "Grass Spiders" normally. some of them I don't know the names of.

[@dairyqueenflashmob]

The steez is an actual technique in the game called fenderhooking!

[@GrimmYT-qh1xw]

I did a pinewood derby or something like that in cub scouts or it was Boy Scouts

[@ricardosiles3578]

The song in the Spider Rabbit map threw me off cause I thought it was the doctor who theme song xD

[@tjpotvin]

2:45 That was bullBLEEP

[@tyneskipper]

he slows down for you and you backstab him. classy

[@BlueBunny53]

Motor cross and gymnastics build some of the strongest athletes in the world.

[@dbkai0963]

Captain Sparklez: Please don't dab Me:(DABBING FASTER THAN CARBON FORMING) I'm sorry what was that

[@astridmyst]

11 months ago dabbing was an old meme. Some people still do it now. It's a pretty long running meme at this point. Not sure what is the longest.

[@CriticalMassU235]

do a Die Hard episode with 8 of the maps that caused the most grief. Bathroom breaks count as a rage quit :)

[@declanmannion406]

I 100% agree on the dabbing thing

[@TheLegoJungle]

Hiw does Jordan get the footage to Nick so that he can edit it?

[@ShinRyuuk]

Being early in the single digit minutes is always fun

[@akibird]

Never have I ever dabbed. :) yep iv'e never dabbed in my whole entire life.

[@gazcpbroadcast1]

Kayley Kim same

[@akibird]

i've*

[@amberlong9828]

My first pinewood car was the yellow speed racer one. I lost hard

[@IkarusLit]

slowly but surely the thumbnails return.

[@ryanbrown684]

is the spider called a wolf spider?

[@georgebarsan5890]

Anyone else thought of spiderus when they were talking about spider rabbits?

[@logoyobro4674]

12:26 *Dabbing Intensifies*

[@dopespib]

He said don't dab... and I dabbed

[@dopespib]

Even though I don't dab

[@soccerboss7924]

Did anyone else dab right after he said don't dab?

[@krismine99]

IDK what kind of runs you do Jordan but you are mistaken about being more sore from this

[@BMo-bv8wk]

MEMES never DIE!

[@christianpitaccio2671]

Pretty sure it's the brown recluse

[@MrNoodless]

wasnt paying attention then jordan says "it was a big one last night"