Embarrassing Alpha Male Bootcamp

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[@1Journet1]

None of these guys would survive a 90s high school bully

[@Icky_b]

Fr

[@Space2out]

They would prolly try to hook up with the bully based on some off the clips

[@enegmatixerebro]

😂

[@Valuepak]

Ohhh noooo

[@ButchersBlues]

I’m afraid these were the guys doing the bullying.

[@jeanthemachine007]

They could've literally just joined the military and do the same shit for free *AND* get paid for it. This is genuinely sad, man

[@kittrelkeller6423]

Or just get into a real martial art

[@octobercameron786]

@@kittrelkeller6423or just go to a good therapist. Fighting doesn’t make you alpha… it’s great for some people but it’s the answer for everyone

[@SirPengu3000]

Plus bonus (on certain jobs) plus paying for college. Not a recruiter just stating facts. I like that I made friends and got to shoot my first firearm.

[@0okcin605]

@@kittrelkeller6423fax

[@NotAnotherKuromi]

They know they could not cut it in the military.

[@TheMarslMcFly]

Him repeatedly yelling "I AM A MAN!" gives me big "I AM A SURGEON!" vibes lmao

[@sbeisisn]

I AM A STURGEON

[@shwitz3614]

And he sounds like Cleveland for some reason

[@dannydamnmendez]

DR. HAN, I... AM... A SURGEON?!?!!

[@SoberBob559]

You mentioning that made me laugh because I started watching "The Good Doctor." And I just got to that episode, and you said, "I am a surgeon. " just reminded me of that scene.

[@drunkenhobo8020]

Cuttin' for the very first time.

[@TheMrBMH]

“We offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee” “No” to refunds 🤣

[@LazyMofos]

It was in all caps too 😂

[@-Lilith-Angel-]

I mean these guys just wanna be with men an they don't wanna be gay it must be hard to be them

[@Random-sk6hm]

This alpha male programme is just Grindr but you pay thousands and get nothing but some screaming and cuddles 😭

[@TheActualCorrectOpinion]

”screaming and cuddles“

[@JorgeLopez-qj8pu]

Happy end?🤨

[@Hallogenex]

Bro paid 5 grand to get a hug. I feel kinda genuinely sad for him...not enough to not mock him...but sad

[@honeylovesbee1223]

😭😭😭😭

[@ALgamer47]

​@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome You Joined 3 days ago with 1 sub. Where's the content bud 😂

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

Normalize healthy affection among men! Hug your homies! Women won't do it because they're afraid you will think it's a romantic thing

[@chelseaherrington22]

@@angelikaskoroszyn8495women will give you a hug if you don’t approach them in a creepy way and they know you beforehand :)

[@NotAnotherKuromi]

​@@chelseaherrington22A lot of women won't though because they don't want to accidentally give the man the wrong idea. Many of them have had bad experiences in the past where despite clearly saying they only want to be friends with a man the guy has romantic/sexual intent. Either the guy secretly thinks the woman is going to fall for him, or he doesn't respect the women's friendzone so tries to make a romantic move.

[@ThatInternetGuy420]

It’s not even the fact they called themselves “alpha males”, it’s the fact they pay GRANDS of $ to be self asserted as such. It’s just genuinely really sad.

[@dangela3039]

They are lolcows

[@H3_remix]

@@dangela3039most accurate description I’ve heard of them so far

[@capitalofTX]

I didn’t know being an alpha male meant spending over $10,000 just to get screamed in the face to say you’re not “alpha” enough

[@witchybitch6162]

I don't feel bad at all. They're the same type of guys to blame women for all their issues, including their issue with not being able to actually get women.

[@dzuchun]

why would you manna be alpha male anyway? alpha-rays penetration is kinda... really bad

[@delanienering1420]

People will do literally anything but go to therapy

[@TheGiantMidget]

Therapy is for women men need philosophy and a goal to work towards

[@thepinkphantomm]

​@@TheGiantMidget dude what...? Therapy has never been for one specific gender...

[@TheGiantMidget]

@@vivi-ws9yl therapy is seen as way more acceptable nowadays than it ever has been and more men openly admit going to therapy than ever before yet men are still ending themselves in record numbers so I guess it doesn't really work that well does it? Don't you see that it's basically just the same thing this guy does? Therapists are literally just selling cope to people

[@AndyCwiertniewicz]

@@TheGiantMidgetyessir

[@ballfondlercum]

@@TheGiantMidget Oh, what philosophy you adhere to ? and please don't say stoicism, that's literally every basic b*tch go to when they're tested what philosophy they know.

[@Ashtraygal]

The lengths men will go to avoid going to therapy is truly astonishing

[@jes3d]

casual sexism

[@punchy207]

@@jes3d its not sexist if it's right

[@chontellaa6651]

@@jes3dyou're so oppressed my gosh

[@jes3d]

@@chontellaa6651 huh

[@Hysteriette]

​@@chontellaa6651 huh

[@Jombo1]

"The Grieving Process" is when the trainee comes to the realization that they spent thousands of dollars on a bullshit camp and looked like a pathetic idiot online.

[@Naptosis]

"The Grieving Process" is just group-crying over print outs of their bank statements. 🤣

[@lucydoosydoo]

the grieving process is just the aftercare to whatever this sexual-tension fueled exercise is supposed to be

[@aitorleal4676]

post-broke clarity

[@Polit_Burro]

when you realize it's not tax deductable.

[@ohboiyou]

“I AM A MAN” - Goober

[@migl1802]

The red pill community has more bald ppl than the cast of breaking bad

[@deceptOG]

There's only 2 bald actors on that show

[@chicken_miner7554]

@@deceptOG Huel, walter, hank

[@Hyuin휴인]

@@chicken_miner7554gus, late ted, victor, mike, holly, that nazi dude

[@Killbayne]

​@@deceptOG Hector is pretty balding

[@The-blackghost36]

i was about to comment the same thing, why are they ALWAYS bald?

[@NotSoFakeTaxi]

You should go to one and secretly document it. Or even better. Send Matt to do one🤣🤣🤣

[@NotSoFakeTaxi]

Use those raybns recording glasses or something

[@thisniqqa.]

whoever tf that is 🤣 nobody asked broski ​@ijava-mm4sd

[@onepunchman4128]

​@ijava-mm4sddemented 👆

[@Synlo]

​@ijava-mm4sdwho?

[@maxwellfink6942]

I thought he did from the thumbnail for a sec

[@4RILDIGITAL]

It's disheartening to see how these scammers exploit desperate, lonely men under the guise of self-improvement. True self-improvement and growth comes from within, not from spending exorbitant fees on pseudo-empowerment courses.

[@therealjibrano]

but often it takes the help of another to get you to the point where you can get better. which makes these guys even more scummy

[@piival]

​@therealjibrano that was also one of charlie's points - with all that cash they could just hire a professional therapist who would help 1000x more than whatever that bootcamp bs is

[@therealjibrano]

@@piival the problem is that they dont believe itll help. it really breaks my heart cuz idk how to get through to them. i was dangerously close to being like that and it really hits a nerve with me when i see this shit

[@jtcmk]

@@therealjibranoi totally get it too. alt right pipeline youtube plus conservative family had me going wild in my early teens. now that ive become a different person its insane to see how people exist like that forever. it really has to be such a miserable existence

[@oompaloompadoompa-de-doo3614]

@@jtcmkwith age comes wisdom and a more balanced perspective (hopefully, not always)

[@AHAY203]

4:53 If you told me this clip came straight out of a gay romance flick about 2 truckers discovering their love for each other, then I'd believe you 100% no questions asked.

[@Budderman18]

i was looking away at the time this clip was playing and it really convinced me they were doing something else...

[@__-tp4tm]

Shortly after followed by the words "Are you next?"

[@machirim2805]

For people wanting to promote alpha male-ism, this was their gayest thing yet.

[@Naptosis]

@@machirim2805 More 🌈 than the entrance brojobs. 😔

[@TheTimurdempire]

​@@Naptosislol

[@optidalfprime3904]

The very first guy with the "I'm a man" had me die from second hand embarrassment which quickly was replaced by sadness. He seems broken.

[@boogers69420]

you’re a embarrassment

[@boogers69420]

who asked

[@max1milli96]

@@boogers69420you’re under every comment. You’re definitely one of those insecure losers shown in this video tryin to cope with wasting $3,500.

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

​@@boogers69420 Who cares who asked? Only your dumb self apparently

[@romankolarik3274]

​shut it boogers @@boogers69420

[@RapidE_]

I participated in one of these and it really changed my life; I took control of my relationships, I went bankrupt, my wife left me, my kids hate me, I lost my job. This is ok because now I’m a real man…

[@loumccomb85]

Look on the bright side, now you can be a country singer!

[@peewee1718]

@@loumccomb85IM LAUGHING

[@catswithcattitudes2728]

@@loumccomb85YOU MADE ME CHOKE JUST NOW

[@bigshlime]

Same… they used my asshole all day and I took it like a champ just to prove that I’m a man

[@ThatInternetGuy420]

Omg a true alpha male in sight!! 😍😍😍

[@WilliamJohnson-lq7bd]

I'm starting a Gamma Male leadership course. Lasts 3 days. We stay up way too late, sleep in, grill, drink, just kinda do whatever. Maybe go fishing, maybe not. Take a nap or two. Results are not guaranteed. Hangovers aren't guaranteed, but highly likely.

[@pattym9182]

As long as there's no "maybe not" stipulation for the naps, sign me the hell up!!

[@willyb7353]

I'm there 😎 for the fishin

[@Wzeyisbacklmao]

You have to pay us 3000

[@notkazman1678]

Well I'm sold.

[@lordfriedrick7911]

Can i pay with a couple kegs of beer?

[@lezbeehonest0294]

I love how the guy in the first videos gives aftercare when they're done. So nice to see a thoughtful dom 😊

[@Psykomancer]

Smoochies cost extra

[@rileyhaynes2515]

Bro fr. They could get pegged for less and have a better time

[@Jacob-qt1nt]

😂

[@AuhmigoT.]

dawg 😭

[@saycandace1341]

WHAT

[@ishjrrrrr]

The hugging and sighing and moaning in each others ear is sending me

[@Scr4mbledM3ggs]

I was looking away when the clip started playing and I lowkey thought YT changed to a gay romance or something 😭

[@boogers69420]

@@Scr4mbledM3ggs nobody cares

[@Bdavis2475]

Ready to sign up? 😂😂

[@skullservant4417]

@@boogers69420ok boogers69420 💀

[@Srakch]

​@@boogers69420 You're so far in the closet it's not even funny.

[@maivaiva1412]

Women get into astrology and pretty stones, men get into 3000$ ALPHA BOOTCAMP

[@banjofangirl3458]

Men get into that shit too lmao

[@rivkatraum]

I don't believe in astrology at all but I find it less ridiculous than "aLpHa BoOtCaMpS"

[@AshlynTeague]

Women don't throw away several grand to learn what their astrology sign is.

[@machirim2805]

Alpha/beta/sigma male concepts have long been the horoscope/astrology/crystals crap of men.

[@garrettsmith4034]

No it's nutrition/fitness program pyramid schemes.

[@idkwhttouse]

I think bro just needs a hug from dad

[@anonymousbosch9265]

I had a guy tell me he was an alpha male which immediately told me he was not. I’m a labor union leader elected by other men to lead or organization and a new hire wanted to be represented by the union while not paying his dues and saying he’s “right to work” and it confuses me why an alpha of his caliber wanted our help. Saying you’re an alpha has the same value as taking an online IQ test and not shutting up about their genius

[@charlespanache7047]

Which is kind of ironic. Most iQ test are so broad applying the information is next to useless. Maybe if the test was designed specifically to that field - as to provide a concrete basis how much they knew about any given sector/procedure of said job. I know people with super low iq but put in the correct position they're a damn genius. And a genius in manual labor? Dude would cry before first break.

[@anonymousbosch9265]

@@charlespanache7047 that is absolutely my point on top of the fact that people that are a way really don’t need to tell you all the time

[@Hachizukatenzo]

It's mostly lacking common sense and self awareness. It reminds me a college mate who started training close combat and told it all around like he had unlocked some God mode cheat. The only time I got mad at him he was scared.

[@gooodmorning4526]

It's more like not even taking an iq test but just claiming you're a genius. No one told these guys they're alphas, they just decided they qere bc theyre insecure

[@anonymousbosch9265]

@@gooodmorning4526 but now they essentially took a test and call themselves alpha males and we aren’t wolves and this isn’t how human social hierarchy is organized

[@FireMcgwire]

The instructor wasn’t hugging him because of the moment he was hugging him because he had just bought him a new $3500 watch by being there

[@penthouseraider]

Bought him an Apple Vision Pro

[@billybob-is6bt]

“Push a bald man down a dirt road” sounds like a fantastic insult. For example: - Go push a bald man down a dirt road - You’re not strong enough to push a bald man down a dirt road etc

[@Aaron-zt5ee]

Your mom pushes bald men down a dirt road!

[@adblox]

It actually does.

[@HC-qc5rp]

Awesome comment

[@shawnouellette4780]

Hey where's Jim? He's pushing a bald man down a dirt road, if you know what I mean

[@ShawnWhite-x3u]

“I bet you would pay good money just to push a bald man down a dirt road and cry about it.” Yeah that’s the real killer, I think I might finally make the transition from “Your Mom” jokes.

[@user-zm9xf7mo4p]

"Im a real boy" - Pinocchio

[@franciscolaurean8550]

Dude screaming "I am a man" reminds me of SpongeBob screaming "I'm ugly and I'm proud"

[@goblindvd]

Patrick: Louder 😂😂😂

[@Halalboxer]

Hahahahaha

[@MisterRagdoll]

4:34 gave me goosebumps from sheer talent of your acting. No wonder you carried Hunger games by yourself

[@user-raging_Prophet]

you can't do that alone!

[@davisthedaviskids2574]

​@@user-raging_Prophetunless you're Charlie

[@zeexzr]

@@user-raging_Prophet go ahead and shut your mouth

[@WRLDOfSad]

Real

[@aki-senkinn]

I knew one dude like this, he actually calmed down once he got a boyfriend, his personality completely flipped for the better, he seemed way happier. He was even talking about offing himself before, he pushed away most of his friends including me. (which is scary if you think about it, these scammers make the same steps to isolate these men as cults do to their members, while stripping away their self worth, while promising unattainable dreams. he didn't go to a camp like this he couldn't afford it, but he got some new "friends" online). Thankfully after some of his older and closer friends convinced him to spend a few weeks on a trip, where they took a few other people, he met this guy and I guess something finally snapped in him, for the better, and dropped his weird forced "alpha wolf" persona. I'm sure not all of these desperate alpha-wannabes are just gay subs in the closet, but some of them definitely are, overcompensating because they are scared of their own wants and how others will perceive them for it.

[@Infodumptruck]

Cult behavior and overcompensation for something, definitely

[@REM_sheep]

Wishing him and his boyfriend the best! 💜

[@hugespicyhuge]

"Him" "Boyfriend" Oh brother, this guy stinks

[@dariathelazy]

Damn, that's awesome Good for him :)

[@Aburner960]

That last bit had me dying

[@Remedy462]

Therapy is cheaper and more exact.

[@ryshellso526]

Mushrooms are cheaper and more effective. Eat crap literally.

[@gaminglikeaproallthetime4563]

Yea not ALPHA MALES are to great for that shit!

[@choolimba6704]

Therapy doesn’t work

[@Remedy462]

@@choolimba6704 If you talk to your friends about your problem and they try to help you or make you realize something about yourself, that is essentially therapy.

[@Mgranadosv]

@@choolimba6704 just because you are too broken for it to work for you doesn't mean it doesn't work in general

[@huntercool2232]

4:57 The way he says “There you are child” as if he’s Jesus Christ who just found his long lost sheep is ludicrous 💀💀

[@Infodumptruck]

Cult behavior

[@Naptosis]

Isn't this the sort of thing the Catholic Church got in trouble for!?

[@boogers69420]

how is it ludicrous? jesus christ you charlie stans are weird

[@Devi_Seona]

The fact that he called him CHILD while he is here to feel like a man lol he really doesn’t want him to be a man at all.

[@boogers69420]

@@Infodumptruck ironic

[@RocSandy]

"Is he pushing Binging with Babish?" 💀

[@RocSandy]

@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome Ok bot

[@yannkam2127]

Badging with Bimbish

[@a.31415]

​@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome sold me fent

[@GrimNephilim]

That wasn't even the quote lmao

[@pbsuite]

Id pay 5 grand to get an awakening 😂😂😂😂

[@lbgrammer]

I like that you touched on how they say "you can't do this alone." Social structure is important, but not to the degree of paying thousands of dollars for shenanigans. I wont go into much detail but I've struggled with addiction in the past and a massive turning point in my recovery was hearing a therapist tell me "you can't do this alone." It was so simple but very motivating to the self that I wanted to break free.

[@Naptosis]

At least you spent your money wisely on drűg5, instead of wasting it at this 'camp'. 💪

[@lbgrammer]

@@Naptosis man its unbelievable seeing people go out and blow that kinda money on a bullshit camp like that lol. Idk, like no matter who you are, there's a much greater use of your money and time.

[@boogers69420]

who asked? 💀☠️

[@lbgrammer]

@@boogers69420 enjoy bootcamp

[@-Mintyy]

Currently struggling with things myself and keep trying to tell myself I can’t do it alone but bc of the culture and my upbringing it makes me feel wrong and weak not being able to just “do it” even though I understand that’s wrong and I need help I can’t seem to accept it.

[@Spartan536]

They could have paid LESS going to an actual licensed THERAPIST and gotten better results. It's not about assertiveness or imposing your will on someone else, anyone with a proper weapon can impose their will on anyone. What this is about is boundaries, how to know what your boundaries are, how to identify other's boundaries, and how to navigate them; as well as earning the respect that allows someone to follow along with you and your request. There is an old quote that I learned while in ROTC, it stays with me to this day: "You do not lead by hitting people over the head, that’s assault, not leadership." - Dwight D Eisenhower.

[@koraegi]

Therapists aren't manly Hugging some dude in the woods is Apparently

[@ryshellso526]

Yeah give all your information and life details to some 30 year old woman who dyes her hair after every relationship... go ahead a d get addicted to the pharmaceuticals she pushes on you. Pathetic.

[@abasudoh7459]

Or paid even less and gone to a dominatrix

[@LadyAstarionAncunin]

And understand that "navigating" people's boundaries doesn't mean going _around_ them.

[@themanwithnoname1839]

Hahaha rotc nerd pog

[@andy6201]

THIS is the real toxic masculinity. Shame on these people for taking advantage of these people man. But the people who pay for these also aren't totally in the right either.

[@nicnacs9255]

Nah that IS just toxic . I saw no masculinity

[@Vazuzzu]

who's shane

[@andy6201]

@@nicnacs9255 they pretend to make men masculine but they're just taking advantage of them and ripping them off. Just low life scammers man

[@andy6201]

@@Vazuzzu oh shit mb lol

[@TaeTae_08]

@@nicnacs9255lmao

[@243Abolerz]

I always noticed the comment sections for the Alpha Male Boot Camps have a bunch of random buff rich kids begging to go or defending the 3 day, 20K dollars they just threw away. Of course you find these comments after you sift through all the veterans laughing at them for throwing away all that money. As a veteran myself, I believe the bro vets that run these camps probably got drunk and said "What if we just hazed random rich kids for thousands of dollars and just said basic things that our drill instructors/drill sergeants told us."

[@Seven7swords]

Genius honestly. If I didn't give a crap about scamming people I would get out and get a job scamming rich people at these camps, too.

[@boogers69420]

nothing wrong with it, you’re obsessed and are too scared to be a man

[@boogers69420]

nobody’s reading all of this lmao, peel paragraph weirdo

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

@@boogers69420 I read what he had to say. TikTok really has ruined people's attention span if you can't be bothered to read for all of thirty seconds.

[@shitanotosaurus]

@@boogers69420 I read all of it.

[@PYROCINICALSON]

0:37 manliest man on discord:

[@twfaucet]

ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[@Tofusproductions]

fr

[@wallacejordancromwell765]

Don't you dare disrespect me and discord ever again. I AM A MAN!!!!!!

[@jaackaboytheiii1107]

@@wallacejordancromwell765I AM A SURGEON. I AMM A SURGEOONN

[@Thunder4bird]

"I AM A SURGEON" ahh moment

[@imbored3770]

I find it sad that the “aftercare” half-ass hug is enough for them to keep paying grands on this shit, because i feel like all they really needed was a mature person that would assure them of their insecurities properly, it’s so sad

[@The13thRonin]

"That's not me." Nice try Charlie. It is 100% you.

[@friedrichjunzt]

Jup, 100% ☝️

[@davidhaddad9022]

How else do you think he got so alpha?

[@jar207]

You guys are woke simps of course you wouldn’t understand what training real men do what Alphas do

[@Shazoo1997]

Good one

[@jar207]

You guys are betas lol this is real alpha training. Alphas don’t care what you betas say this bud the manliest training in the world you betas might need it.

[@Gabe_Cross]

I almost can't believe there are people that are paying thousands of dollars for this. The camp would have to pay me thousands to take part in this cringe alpha male bootcamp, especially since they record it and show it to the world.

[@Infodumptruck]

Cult behavior

[@NAAAAAIL]

I would 1000% do it if I was paid to do it and just not take it seriously at all

[@boogers69420]

yeah prob because you’re a baby and not a man

[@boogers69420]

@@Infodumptruck you’re in a cult

[@arielargueta1734]

People are getting paid for it. It's called the military.

[@meer2690]

Move forward I'm a man MOVE FORWARD I'M A MAN M O V E F O R W A R D I 'M A M A N

[@darryllmaybe3881]

I love how if you look at 5:30, it gives the whole "100% satisfaction garuntee" spiel over like a paragraph, and then immediately under it is "Can I get a refund if I change my mind" and it just says "No." XD

[@dustinnabil798]

Lol

[@AmeliaDoesYT]

I used to do volunteer for an organization that worked with Men (17 to 60) to help them overcome past trauma and insecurities. No fees or anything outside of events. Seeing this just hurts me on a deep level. No one knows what they're doing, they're just ruining good men.

[@boogers69420]

nobody cares, keep that to yourself lmao

[@pyremis]

@@boogers69420youre part of the proble- 😪

[@Inkjetkkkhg]

@@boogers69420bro is this the only sentence ur small brain can conjure?

[@VulcanVee]

​@@boogers69420 You may if you took time to read it like the rest of us.

[@prestonlee2842]

What organization is it?

[@Evra98]

0:46 No fucking way i live on the same planet as these people 💀

[@wallacejordancromwell765]

These people ARE A MAN and you need to follow their alpha behavior as well!!! Repeat after me...I AM A MAN!!!

[@kennel878Xx]

Im not a bot and i make better comments than Cowdudethebestistawesome!!! (And so does everyone else who isn't him)

[@Cylonknight]

It gets worse. You also drive on the same roads as these people 😂

[@ryanclemons1]

​@@Cylonknight NO!

[@grayven110]

Ok did i ask bro​@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome

[@Log_out21-hk7pl]

5:30 With the payments you can either pay 3,500 dollars or 3 payments of 1250, which comes out as a total of 3,750 dollars.

[@timstutting6767]

Sigma marketing

[@starvader6604]

​@@timstutting6767you mean 'smegma marketing' lmao

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

Payment plans always cost more.

[@angusheath5321]

Damn bro who hurt you 😢

[@Zaymont720]

​@Bfkcjscbsnjc, you must have a fun life to come and waste your time scouring the comments of someone you don't like to make yourself heard.

[@blakespicer9234]

Alpha males and astrology women give the exact same energy

[@UnLugubreEquivoco]

Kinda. But alpha males will feel entitled to women's bodies and respect, while all astrology women feel entitled to is being listened and being given pretty rocks.

[@JogoBelIa]

But alpha males are more dangerous to society

[@avantgarde04]

​@@JogoBelIa a mere sight of a woman is dangerous to alpha male. Hence,life comes to a circle

[@catieraweaver]

yeah one usually involves patriarchy and one is just a dumb belief of rocks and planets

[@Lilo_and_Stitch09]

😂

[@FunvoltGunvolt]

0:41 has the exact same beat as the "La la lala la la lala!" from Elmo's World

[@boogers69420]

who asked

[@thyme-traveller]

“I am a man! I am a man! Alpha’s world!”

[@kasan8495]

LOL

[@temkhuns.4159]

Well that was oddly specific

[@ditdah]

"Why is this goober pushing Binging with Babbish down a dirt road..." I'm DEAD!

[@willsmith6530]

This is funny af, I can’t believe that people need to be coached on how to be “an alpha male” instead of just being a regular good person.

[@boogers69420]

“regular good person” they are and it’s called being a man, a traditional one. you’re woke

[@boogers69420]

this isn’t funny

[@josip342]

I dont think adult man can be coached in being an alpha male or a good person. Both of those things you are or you'r not

[@willsmith6530]

@@josip342 you can be taught on how to be a good person. It just depends if that person listens or cares.

[@goveberbuyit1221]

There is no such thing as learning how to be a good person and most of the courses that are like that just help bad people mask themselves better.

[@redgrizzly1492]

I was in the military and got humiliated and degraded like this for a cushy paycheck and I still left. These people have a humiliation fetish

[@zetastreaker47]

“Anyone who has to say I am a man, is no man.” -A Lannister, probably

[@Onlytalents001]

Tywin💀💀💀💀

[@CorporalGrievous93]

Imagine going on a date with a man that told you he just got back from Alpha male boot camp.

[@Wolfwood827]

Fr

[@RayTheomo]

Ikr. Having to maintain self control and not stripping naked and jumping on him right then and there must be a challenge 🥵

[@JDH___]

@@RayTheomo💀💀💀

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

​@RayTheomo More like having to maintain self control not dump his ass right then and there just because you pity him that much.

[@InYourWallsNow]

Legendary reply​@@RayTheomo

[@LiminallyYours]

PSA: "You can reach out for help" - actual counselling "You can't do this alone" - cult

[@wolfetteplays8894]

"Help" LMFAOOOO. As if state sanctioned therapy and brainwashing oversaw by the state is a valid form of community. All counseling is fake and is designed to atomize people further.

[@DionysusHimself]

My parents once paid for me to go to one of those weekend self-improvement conferences (not specifically for men, but one of those “we’ll fix your life in 3 days” kinda experiences). I remember having that RUSH of emotion after things felt like they were really moving forward, and left feeling like I’d unlocked the ability to be more assertive and confident and all that and honestly it lasted maybe a month or so before I went back down to baseline. My parents too, honestly. Those things may bring a bit of value in some small ways, but nothing that therapy over a period of time won’t achieve for you if you’re willing to put in the work. Any big results really need an actual support system over time but even those results backslide somewhat once you disconnect from the group. It’s just sad because camps like this aren’t new, really, but they’ve found a new market. Truly, a men’s support group in your local community would be more beneficial than this $3500 weekend scam.

[@abdoolkareem_]

The price is what makes this completely stupid

[@T24LIFE2]

3500$ or 3 easy payment of 1250$ is crazy

[@boogers69420]

no it isn’t it’s cheap for what you’re getting

[@rwsd343]

@@boogers69420 its not about the fact that youre paying over 3000 dollars to get screamed and yelled at, its about how 3 payments of 1250 dollars adds up to 3750, meaning you have to pay an extra 250 dollars over the lump sum

[@Anon_Spartan]

Sigmath grindset

[@Liesmith424]

It sure is crazy...a crazy good deal!

[@Darthwgamer]

@@Liesmith424 If it was actually helping them-

[@elliecallahan5874]

I have never appreciated being a woman more.

[@MrCmon113]

Meanwhile the churches and fortune tellers are attended by like 90% women.

[@GGGGGG-xd8ru]

@@MrCmon113churches are sexist and dominated by men

[@_.jxedvn._]

​@MrCmon113 I'd rather that than going to an "alpha" boot camp lmbo

[@CarolinaBlood704]

How can people NOT see through this BS?

[@boogers69420]

right? charlie is clearly a weirdo who goes naked online stalking random people to bully

[@modernLempo]

Desperation, loneliness and hope will make you ignore the most obvious signs. There will always be people to take advantage from it which is just sad

[@emma6648]

@@modernLempoI mean it’s easy money. Sure it’s messed up but you think anyone gives a f when money is involved, hell nah

[@watchmehope6560]

Speak for yourself lol. ​@@emma6648

[@modernLempo]

@@emma6648 Yeah that is the truth of the world. Just sad about it because I would not be able to sleep at night because of it.

[@judasdubois]

I swear most of these grifts feel like fraternities for people who didn't go to college.

[@boogers69420]

you people call anything grifts

[@Bdavis2475]

Yes they had no friends in college

[@Hyperion4K]

@@boogers69420why is walter telling me this

[@ThrashRats]

They pretty much are people that peaked in college/highschool and now manage to make a living with it. Fucking crazy.

[@caelum8160]

​@@boogers69420 Is this not a grift though, or do you really think this is something legit worth $3500 ??

[@dimitrizhukov981]

Charlie's attempt to convince the public that it's totally not him in the video is honestly quite pathetic

[@vish5465]

It was a joke... what is really pathetic is your interpretation lol

[@dimitrizhukov981]

@@vish5465 sorry my dude, I forgot an s/

[@roboticcrabanimates]

@@vish5465they were also making a joke?

[@romeodahl1283]

Moist it's clear what you have to do to overcome your fear of flying. Get on a plane, wait til it takes off, then start screaming and push people? duh

[@charlespanache7047]

I picture Charlie screaming "IM NOT TRAPPED IN HERE WITH YOU, YOU'RE ALL TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!!" *with his fist clenched* -- The flight attendant diligently makes her way to Charlies seat, and asks him "Hey bud, where are your parents?"

[@FrenchBaguetteTank]

@@charlespanache7047 Lmaoooo

[@MEKing123]

7:18 Hey a domain expansion doesn't sound to shabby for 3,000$

[@GetRichSlow7]

Unbreakable Human Programme: Lift weights, walk (or some form of cardio), eat whole foods at least 80% of the time, drink 2-3l water daily, limit time spent online, sleep 8 hours (on average) a night. Save thousands of dollars and just do the stuff everyone knows they should be doing anyway, consistently.

[@tiagobelo4965]

Actually good idea. Btw, with water you should make sure to drink what is necessary, a winter day of being a couch potato and a summer day of exercising in the sun will require different amounts of fluids, and you should be sure to replace the electrolytes you sweat out.

[@Bdoodletalks]

Congratulations, you just gave us a 1000x better "formula" for becoming a Man than all the alpha male guru bootcamps online combined.

[@GetRichSlow7]

@@Bdoodletalks 😂🫡

[@KDB349]

I could do everything you said but sleep 8 hours. That never happens 😂😂.

[@HeeHeeHawHaw-ts8mt]

Ah yes... Ol' Reliable. Has helped every single human achieve their potential since the dawn of humankind

[@polartechie]

My theory is that every toxic masc macho bro... really wants to be on a leash.

[@AncientCreature-i2o]

100 %

[@jeannedarc7533]

Are you suggesting they're secretly masochostic?

[@puppydogs68]

🤣

[@tweenytwinkies]

@@jeannedarc7533yes and want to be dominated

[@robthegobbler]

Some of them definitely, not all of them

[@GO-GO_SO-SO]

Waiting to see Sneako in one of those videos. lol

[@Jack_Woods]

Sneako is too weak for this, bro is scared to go there

[@boogers69420]

he’s more of a man then you’ll ever be

[@boogers69420]

@@Jack_Woodsironic coming from you 😂😂😂 sneako is the closest thing to a god

[@popejaimie]

​@@boogers69420oh nooooo lmao

[@bumpypainter3559]

​@@boogers69420well your so called "god" is too much of a pussy when the person he starts talking shit to actually challenges him to a fight

[@Kyla8132]

Immediately thought Charlie actually took the bootcamp from the thumbnail. Thanks for clearing that up for us Charlie.

[@Woopzbruh]

​@CowDudeTheBestistAwesomeyou have 1 subscriber

[@Average_enjoyer_of_hk]

@CowDudeTheBestistAwesomeand 41 comments on this channel

[@axg5929]

@@Average_enjoyer_of_hk it's a bot don't trip

[@Average_enjoyer_of_hk]

@@axg5929 it’s just funny to see him because he has like 5 comments on each video

[@boogers69420]

haha funny 😐😐😐

[@rc59191]

This alpha, beta, sigma, omega, stuff is nonsense. I don't understand what it is with people feeling the need to factionalize themselves. You don't need to serve in the military or attend some alpha male bootcamp to be a man and I say that as a former Airman. A real man loves, protects, and takes care of his family and friends and protects those that can't protect themselves. My girl loves me not because I'm the strongest or the fastest but because she knows I would give my life for hers and our kids without hesitation and I continue to prove myself to her day after day even if it's just little things like doing the dishes or surprising her with a poem or a song that I wrote for her. I could laugh at these dudes but I can't I just feel sad for them that they feel the need to do this because they feel some sort of inadequacy in their life.

[@Krinbo]

“Binging with Babish” I was not prepared

[@jonathanridener9673]

I had to pause the video so I didn't miss the rest laughing 😂

[@Austin.Kilgore]

4:59 ….did he just say “there you are child”??? How’s this anything other than demeaning?

[@henrytep8884]

Charlie should recruit people for an alpha male episode in his PBS studio

[@Infodumptruck]

And trick them into actual therapy

[@boogers69420]

@@Infodumptruckdelete this comment 😐😐

[@henrytep8884]

@@Infodumptruck yeah I want the moist spin on the alpha male concept. Like he’ll make them eat hot wings and play with dildos

[@residentflamingo115]

​@@boogers69420 natural born hater Hop off little bro

[@BearKlaw]

Imagine looking out your window on a quiet, peaceful day then all the sudden you randomly see a man getting pushed from one side to the other and you hear, "I am a man! I am a man! I am a man!"

[@theclockmax]

I’m glad you’re making these videos. These guys who sign up are lost and should do not be doing this. They have been brainwashed into a mindset of nonsense

[@lottehuntsmeier7885]

Some people will do everything in their power to avoid going to a licensed mental health professional

[@tylerprince6371]

I love that in the part where it says the payment plan, it straight up says "If you change your mind after signing up, too bad. You're ours now. No refunds"

[@yaboidre5672]

Alpha males officially have me confused. What exactly counts as gay now? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@XavierLorenzo-qi8iy]

The list of “gay things” is probably one of those 1700s scrolls that’s like 2 miles long

[@yaboidre5672]

@@XavierLorenzo-qi8iy I think we can narrow it down to “you’re gay if you do things I don’t like.” I don’t know how the logic works so I’ll have to ask them.

[@mathiasbartl903]

Girls with abs.

[@yaboidre5672]

@@mathiasbartl903 Okay so what’s the gay part?

[@Random-sk6hm]

I've watched gay p0rn that's less gay than some of the clips

[@An_Actual_Kiwi]

7:15 you had me at domain expansion

[@Vsevolodbochkov]

Stand proud sneako, you are strong

[@youkers5841]

The last little bit of this video is why I keep watching Charlie. Dude has a good heart. No matter how silly and crass he can be at times, you really can’t cover up a genuine care for other people. But also thanks for the psa haha

[@boogers69420]

no he isn’t a good person he likes kids

[@Ol212butLonger]

​@boogers69420 proof, oh wait, dont have any, do you?

[@chocolatewithnutzz]

@@boogers69420 Got proof? And I mean, like, actual no-click-bait proof?

[@syeee1011]

Ironic how "unbreakable man experience" ends with weeping on a random man's chest

[@cameronpeterson6734]

Yeah I'm surprised these Alpha males don't take crying as a sign of weakness

[@shiruotakuno28]

​@@cameronpeterson6734That's what I'm thinking! If they don't think that tears make them weak, then why are they so insecure as to sign up for this program? It makes no sense!

[@boogers69420]

@@shiruotakuno28you’re insecure

[@manuelsputnik]

@@boogers69420 why do you assume they see vulnerability as weak or unmanly? they never said anything insecure

[@MustardSkaven]

@@cameronpeterson6734 Newsflash, men cry. You just don't do it in front of people you want to have social status with.

[@m.xoxo.b]

“And the new self is 10x more pathetic and 5x as broke” LMFAOOOO 😭😂😭

[@MrTeeMiti]

I died 😂😂😂😂. You’re pretty btw

[@hootax8980]

As someone who mostly listened to this episode, the screaming of "Push forward!", the gasping, and the moaning conjured up a very different image than alpha male bootcamp.

[@minetieplays2092]

_insert soldier having war flashbacks image here_

[@burtbackattack]

“It’s not me I swear!” Sure Charlie, we believe you....

[@bryanthatsall5869]

D1 dickrider comment😭

[@enegmatixerebro]

These men are the equivalent of SpongeBob trying to be tough "WELCOME THE SALTY SPITTON how tough are yuh" "WHO THREW THAT PIECE OF PAPER AT ME?!"

[@theussmirage]

"I AM A MAN I AM A MAN I AM A MAAAANN!" "I think you belong at that place over there" *points at Weenie Hut Junior*

[@boogers69420]

you aren’t funny

[@babaecalus]

@@boogers69420 It's true. Doesn't have to be funny.

[@evantanuwidjaja8017]

i agree​@@boogers69420

[@BasquiatSama]

If I wanted to get yelled at all day by other men, I'd just join the military, that way it would be some sort of benefit.

[@ggsttdn91]

And you’ll save yourself a couple grand

[@merona3581]

the "I AM A MAN" has the vibe of "I AM A SURGEON"

[@kingcannabis4208]

I am a sturgeon

[@Venemoth123]

Yeah that's basically what I imagine everytime when average follower of an alpha male grifter opens their mouth in public. Quite sad to see how these people are blind to their own humiliation but after you meet one all the pity is gone in seconds. 3D people with 2D personalities.

[@nestroit5010]

actually, I am a physician!

[@scarfaceReaper]

I'M CLEEEANNN while smoking saying that shut 😂

[@huntercool2232]

4:35 I need this to be clipped

[@andyroberts805]

I tried this, I stood in my driveway and yelled “I am a man!” After what some of the neighbors said to me I don’t feel so manly.

[@camaraman645]

lol

[@huntercool2232]

A program that claims to try and make you more independent by making you follow orders without question is like going to rehab and the doctor gives you drugs to help with your alcohol addiction.

[@barefootbreezy6983]

Well if you knew anything about addiction you would know assisted MAT treatment with meds has the best success rate of anything when it comes to keeping people off hard drugs.

[@huntercool2232]

@@barefootbreezy6983”I used the stones to destroy the stones.” “I used drugs to defeat the drugs.”

[@huntercool2232]

@@barefootbreezy6983”I used the stones to destroy the stones.” “I used the drugs to destroy the drugs.”

[@huntercool2232]

@@barefootbreezy6983That gives “I used the stones to destroy the stones” energy.

[@muscacholi]

​@barefootbreezy6983 yep you can't drop an addiction like a rock and leave an empty hole there. It will be filled by something so you better make sure it's something positive.

[@lathryx]

1:22 "in fact I'm getting an experience myself just watching him have this release"

[@Sly-Moose]

👀👀

[@reconmarine5710]

3:45 "He blew his load" LMAO

[@Gingerycarrotkitten]

Thank you for "Its about to get loud" warning lol I watch you while im at work so the heads up is appreciated!

[@jamesbrown6994]

4:42 You could say that it's over 9000

[@Infodumptruck]

THANK YOU for pointing out how theyre being dominated rather than being assertive. Maybe that will get through to some of these people 🙄

[@theussmirage]

The true Alpha Male Bootcamp is beating up and defeating the instructor, rescuing your thousands of dollars, and comandeering the Bootcamp as your own like a true Alpha

[@boogers69420]

@@theussmirageyou’re not funny

[@boogers69420]

no you clearly don’t know how it works, goofy

[@Srakch]

​@@boogers69420And you're a closeted bottom. XD

[@RogueShield]

@@boogers69420 💩💩🤡

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

Alpha Male Instructor: You! Why did you sign up for my course, meat? Vegeta: Why, to become stronger than Kakarot, of course! And I've seen enough of your power level, "Instructor". So allow me to show off my power level.

[@ramofmight_]

Hey, I heard you’re pretty strong.

[@ema3287]

I am the hype!

[@00Grimreaper00]

Let's fight!

[@jaybird2148]

"Now that you're an alpha, you'll immediately grow a beard and suffer from a raging case of male pattern baldness."

[@rynaplow8254]

When that one person in your class gets misgendered by the teacher 1:08

[@josephdire659]

"all he did was yell in your face and gave you an illusion of accomplishment" I couldt find a better way to describe my bootcamp experience loll

[@brandonworkman9196]

Seriously how are your videos so addicting

[@PEACEOUTPAT]

No such as thing as an "Alpha Male Bootcamp" that isn't embarassing

[@RobbieStacks90]

Why not just go to regular bootcamp if your goal is to become a dominant man? Joining the marines immediately gets you women who want a tough guy.

[@anaalicia5029]

Shouting ‘I am a man! I am a man!’ Is so embarrassing

[@jorgeloredo100]

​​@Zenigundam Why would you even do that? Isn't the point to be above other men? If you join the military, you're going to be somebody's beta no matter what, right?

[@dc4lcorkscrewpatdaGIGA]

@@jorgeloredo100with that mindset you are always a beta unless you’re the best most successful man on earth

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

​@Zenigundam Any sort of Military job would break these goobers. Even a desk job would be too much for them. That all being said, this may unironically be the only decent take I've seen you post on one of Charlie's videos so far.

[@Nisowyd]

“I AM A MAN” while goofily pushing a dude gotta be the funniest thing I’ve seen ever 😂

[@illgrim_]

😂

[@Aeunax123]

@@Bfkcjscbsnjc😂😂😂

[@BassMaster.454]

​@@BfkcjscbsnjcI think bro paid for the alpha male classes.

[@fullsend4life888]

@@Bfkcjscbsnjcyou definitely were the guy in the video, for sure

[@svarthol768]

​@@Bfkcjscbsnjc And what do you spend your money on (other than "alpha" bootcamps and salt)?

[@the_chaotic_crow]

"$3,000 or three easy payments of $1,250" three payments of $1,250 is $3,750.... You become an alpha man, but you unlearn math apparently lol

[@deekaym836]

His ult been on cooldown was such a good analogy 😂

[@dumpyyummy]

speeding up the clips of him yelling i am a man to 2x MAKES IT SO MUCH FUNNIER

[@noidea4479]

Why not join the military, you even get paid for the same experience

[@bertellijustin6376]

Bruh if your DI is hugging you……something has gone very wrong….

[@Naptosis]

@@bertellijustin6376 It helps them cool down before nap time.

[@boogers69420]

because the military is for weak men who will die

[@Skizzy461]

I've got an even better question, why do we CARE what anyone does with their money if no one is being harmed. It's kinda what I am getting from this video. Why does anyone care what this guy does or who he is. I don't even care enough to shame him for the financial goofiness. I think...I may be getting old.

[@MrDanek33]

You def paid for that program 😂☠️​@@Skizzy461