None of these guys would survive a 90s high school bully
@Icky_b8 ай бұрын
Fr
@Space2out8 ай бұрын
They would prolly try to hook up with the bully based on some off the clips
@enegmatixerebro8 ай бұрын
😂
@Valuepak8 ай бұрын
Ohhh noooo
@ButchersBlues8 ай бұрын
I’m afraid these were the guys doing the bullying.
@TheMarslMcFly8 ай бұрын
Him repeatedly yelling "I AM A MAN!" gives me big "I AM A SURGEON!" vibes lmao
@sbeisisn8 ай бұрын
I AM A STURGEON
@shwitz36148 ай бұрын
And he sounds like Cleveland for some reason
@dannydamnmendez8 ай бұрын
DR. HAN, I... AM... A SURGEON?!?!!
@SoberBob5598 ай бұрын
You mentioning that made me laugh because I started watching "The Good Doctor." And I just got to that episode, and you said, "I am a surgeon. " just reminded me of that scene.
@drunkenhobo80208 ай бұрын
Cuttin' for the very first time.
@jeanthemachine0078 ай бұрын
They could've literally just joined the military and do the same shit for free *AND* get paid for it. This is genuinely sad, man
@kittrelkeller64238 ай бұрын
Or just get into a real martial art
@octobercameron7868 ай бұрын
@@kittrelkeller6423or just go to a good therapist. Fighting doesn’t make you alpha… it’s great for some people but it’s the answer for everyone
@SirPengu30008 ай бұрын
Plus bonus (on certain jobs) plus paying for college. Not a recruiter just stating facts. I like that I made friends and got to shoot my first firearm.
@0okcin6058 ай бұрын
@@kittrelkeller6423fax
@NotAnotherKuromi8 ай бұрын
They know they could not cut it in the military.
@TheMrBMH8 ай бұрын
“We offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee” “No” to refunds 🤣
@LazyMofos8 ай бұрын
It was in all caps too 😂
@-Lilith-Angel-7 ай бұрын
I mean these guys just wanna be with men an they don't wanna be gay it must be hard to be them
@Random-sk6hm6 ай бұрын
This alpha male programme is just Grindr but you pay thousands and get nothing but some screaming and cuddles 😭
@TheActualCorrectOpinion6 ай бұрын
”screaming and cuddles“
@JorgeLopez-qj8pu6 ай бұрын
Happy end?🤨
@Hallogenex8 ай бұрын
Bro paid 5 grand to get a hug. I feel kinda genuinely sad for him...not enough to not mock him...but sad
@honeylovesbee12238 ай бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@ALgamer478 ай бұрын
@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome You Joined 3 days ago with 1 sub. Where's the content bud 😂
@angelikaskoroszyn84958 ай бұрын
Normalize healthy affection among men! Hug your homies! Women won't do it because they're afraid you will think it's a romantic thing
@chelsea_lynn228 ай бұрын
@@angelikaskoroszyn8495women will give you a hug if you don’t approach them in a creepy way and they know you beforehand :)
@NotAnotherKuromi8 ай бұрын
@@chelsea_lynn22A lot of women won't though because they don't want to accidentally give the man the wrong idea. Many of them have had bad experiences in the past where despite clearly saying they only want to be friends with a man the guy has romantic/sexual intent. Either the guy secretly thinks the woman is going to fall for him, or he doesn't respect the women's friendzone so tries to make a romantic move.
@Jombo18 ай бұрын
"The Grieving Process" is when the trainee comes to the realization that they spent thousands of dollars on a bullshit camp and looked like a pathetic idiot online.
@Naptosis8 ай бұрын
"The Grieving Process" is just group-crying over print outs of their bank statements. 🤣
@lucydoosydoo8 ай бұрын
the grieving process is just the aftercare to whatever this sexual-tension fueled exercise is supposed to be
@aitorleal46768 ай бұрын
post-broke clarity
@Polit_Burro8 ай бұрын
when you realize it's not tax deductable.
@ohboiyou8 ай бұрын
“I AM A MAN” - Goober
@ThatInternetGuy4208 ай бұрын
It’s not even the fact they called themselves “alpha males”, it’s the fact they pay GRANDS of $ to be self asserted as such. It’s just genuinely really sad.
@CKVampyre8 ай бұрын
They are lolcows
@H3_remix8 ай бұрын
@@CKVampyremost accurate description I’ve heard of them so far
@capitalofTX8 ай бұрын
I didn’t know being an alpha male meant spending over $10,000 just to get screamed in the face to say you’re not “alpha” enough
@witchybitch61628 ай бұрын
I don't feel bad at all. They're the same type of guys to blame women for all their issues, including their issue with not being able to actually get women.
@dzuchun8 ай бұрын
why would you manna be alpha male anyway? alpha-rays penetration is kinda... really bad
@delanienering14208 ай бұрын
People will do literally anything but go to therapy
@TheGiantMidget8 ай бұрын
Therapy is for women men need philosophy and a goal to work towards
@thepinkphantomm8 ай бұрын
@@TheGiantMidget dude what...? Therapy has never been for one specific gender...
@TheGiantMidget8 ай бұрын
@@vivi-ws9yl therapy is seen as way more acceptable nowadays than it ever has been and more men openly admit going to therapy than ever before yet men are still ending themselves in record numbers so I guess it doesn't really work that well does it? Don't you see that it's basically just the same thing this guy does? Therapists are literally just selling cope to people
@AndyCwiertniewicz8 ай бұрын
@@TheGiantMidgetyessir
@ballfondlercum8 ай бұрын
@@TheGiantMidget Oh, what philosophy you adhere to ? and please don't say stoicism, that's literally every basic b*tch go to when they're tested what philosophy they know.
@AHAY2038 ай бұрын
4:53 If you told me this clip came straight out of a gay romance flick about 2 truckers discovering their love for each other, then I'd believe you 100% no questions asked.
@Budderman188 ай бұрын
i was looking away at the time this clip was playing and it really convinced me they were doing something else...
@__-tp4tm8 ай бұрын
Shortly after followed by the words "Are you next?"
@machirim28058 ай бұрын
For people wanting to promote alpha male-ism, this was their gayest thing yet.
@Naptosis8 ай бұрын
@@machirim2805 More 🌈 than the entrance brojobs. 😔
@TheTimurdempire8 ай бұрын
@@Naptosislol
@NotSoFakeTaxi8 ай бұрын
You should go to one and secretly document it. Or even better. Send Matt to do one🤣🤣🤣
@NotSoFakeTaxi8 ай бұрын
Use those raybns recording glasses or something
@thisniqqa.8 ай бұрын
whoever tf that is 🤣 nobody asked broski @ijava-mm4sd
@onepunchman41288 ай бұрын
@ijava-mm4sddemented 👆
@Citrin1s8 ай бұрын
@ijava-mm4sdwho?
@maxwellfink69428 ай бұрын
I thought he did from the thumbnail for a sec
@optidalfprime39048 ай бұрын
The very first guy with the "I'm a man" had me die from second hand embarrassment which quickly was replaced by sadness. He seems broken.
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
you’re a embarrassment
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
who asked
@max1milli968 ай бұрын
@@boogers69420you’re under every comment. You’re definitely one of those insecure losers shown in this video tryin to cope with wasting $3,500.
@KaaneDragonShinobi8 ай бұрын
@@boogers69420 Who cares who asked? Only your dumb self apparently
@romankolarik32748 ай бұрын
shut it boogers @@boogers69420
@4RILDIGITAL8 ай бұрын
It's disheartening to see how these scammers exploit desperate, lonely men under the guise of self-improvement. True self-improvement and growth comes from within, not from spending exorbitant fees on pseudo-empowerment courses.
@therealjibrano8 ай бұрын
but often it takes the help of another to get you to the point where you can get better. which makes these guys even more scummy
@piival8 ай бұрын
@therealjibrano that was also one of charlie's points - with all that cash they could just hire a professional therapist who would help 1000x more than whatever that bootcamp bs is
@therealjibrano8 ай бұрын
@@piival the problem is that they dont believe itll help. it really breaks my heart cuz idk how to get through to them. i was dangerously close to being like that and it really hits a nerve with me when i see this shit
@jtcmk8 ай бұрын
@@therealjibranoi totally get it too. alt right pipeline youtube plus conservative family had me going wild in my early teens. now that ive become a different person its insane to see how people exist like that forever. it really has to be such a miserable existence
@oompaloompadoompa-de-doo36148 ай бұрын
@@jtcmkwith age comes wisdom and a more balanced perspective (hopefully, not always)
@ishjrrrrr8 ай бұрын
The hugging and sighing and moaning in each others ear is sending me
@Scr4mbledM3ggs8 ай бұрын
I was looking away when the clip started playing and I lowkey thought YT changed to a gay romance or something 😭
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
@@Scr4mbledM3ggs nobody cares
@Bdavis24758 ай бұрын
Ready to sign up? 😂😂
@skullservant44178 ай бұрын
@@boogers69420ok boogers69420 💀
@Srakch8 ай бұрын
@@boogers69420 You're so far in the closet it's not even funny.
@RapidE_8 ай бұрын
I participated in one of these and it really changed my life; I took control of my relationships, I went bankrupt, my wife left me, my kids hate me, I lost my job. This is ok because now I’m a real man…
@loumccomb858 ай бұрын
Look on the bright side, now you can be a country singer!
@peewee17188 ай бұрын
@@loumccomb85IM LAUGHING
@catswithcattitudes27288 ай бұрын
@@loumccomb85YOU MADE ME CHOKE JUST NOW
@bigshlime8 ай бұрын
Same… they used my asshole all day and I took it like a champ just to prove that I’m a man
@ThatInternetGuy4208 ай бұрын
Omg a true alpha male in sight!! 😍😍😍
@huntercool22328 ай бұрын
4:57 The way he says “There you are child” as if he’s Jesus Christ who just found his long lost sheep is ludicrous 💀💀
@Infodumptruck8 ай бұрын
Cult behavior
@Naptosis8 ай бұрын
Isn't this the sort of thing the Catholic Church got in trouble for!?
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
how is it ludicrous? jesus christ you charlie stans are weird
@Devi_Seona8 ай бұрын
The fact that he called him CHILD while he is here to feel like a man lol he really doesn’t want him to be a man at all.
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
@@Infodumptruck ironic
@Ashtraygal8 ай бұрын
The lengths men will go to avoid going to therapy is truly astonishing
@jes3d8 ай бұрын
casual sexism
@punchy2078 ай бұрын
@@jes3d its not sexist if it's right
@chontellaa66518 ай бұрын
@@jes3dyou're so oppressed my gosh
@jes3d8 ай бұрын
@@chontellaa6651 huh
@Hysteriette8 ай бұрын
@@chontellaa6651 huh
@anonymousbosch92658 ай бұрын
I had a guy tell me he was an alpha male which immediately told me he was not. I’m a labor union leader elected by other men to lead or organization and a new hire wanted to be represented by the union while not paying his dues and saying he’s “right to work” and it confuses me why an alpha of his caliber wanted our help. Saying you’re an alpha has the same value as taking an online IQ test and not shutting up about their genius
@charlespanache70478 ай бұрын
Which is kind of ironic. Most iQ test are so broad applying the information is next to useless. Maybe if the test was designed specifically to that field - as to provide a concrete basis how much they knew about any given sector/procedure of said job. I know people with super low iq but put in the correct position they're a damn genius. And a genius in manual labor? Dude would cry before first break.
@anonymousbosch92658 ай бұрын
@@charlespanache7047 that is absolutely my point on top of the fact that people that are a way really don’t need to tell you all the time
@Hachizukatenzo8 ай бұрын
It's mostly lacking common sense and self awareness. It reminds me a college mate who started training close combat and told it all around like he had unlocked some God mode cheat. The only time I got mad at him he was scared.
@gooodmorning45268 ай бұрын
It's more like not even taking an iq test but just claiming you're a genius. No one told these guys they're alphas, they just decided they qere bc theyre insecure
@anonymousbosch92658 ай бұрын
@@gooodmorning4526 but now they essentially took a test and call themselves alpha males and we aren’t wolves and this isn’t how human social hierarchy is organized
@lezbeehonest02948 ай бұрын
I love how the guy in the first videos gives aftercare when they're done. So nice to see a thoughtful dom 😊
@Psykomancer8 ай бұрын
Smoochies cost extra
@rileyhaynes25158 ай бұрын
Bro fr. They could get pegged for less and have a better time
@Jacobtrades048 ай бұрын
😂
@AuhmigoT.8 ай бұрын
dawg 😭
@saycandace13418 ай бұрын
WHAT
@migl18028 ай бұрын
The red pill community has more bald ppl than the cast of breaking bad
@deceptOG8 ай бұрын
There's only 2 bald actors on that show
@chicken_miner75548 ай бұрын
@@deceptOG Huel, walter, hank
@Hyuin휴인8 ай бұрын
@@chicken_miner7554gus, late ted, victor, mike, holly, that nazi dude
@Killbayne8 ай бұрын
@@deceptOG Hector is pretty balding
@The-blackghost368 ай бұрын
i was about to comment the same thing, why are they ALWAYS bald?
@WilliamJohnson-lq7bd7 ай бұрын
I'm starting a Gamma Male leadership course. Lasts 3 days. We stay up way too late, sleep in, grill, drink, just kinda do whatever. Maybe go fishing, maybe not. Take a nap or two. Results are not guaranteed. Hangovers aren't guaranteed, but highly likely.
@pattym91827 ай бұрын
As long as there's no "maybe not" stipulation for the naps, sign me the hell up!!
@willyb73535 ай бұрын
I'm there 😎 for the fishin
@Wzeyisbacklmao4 ай бұрын
You have to pay us 3000
@notkazman16784 ай бұрын
Well I'm sold.
@lordfriedrick79113 ай бұрын
Can i pay with a couple kegs of beer?
@FireMcgwire8 ай бұрын
The instructor wasn’t hugging him because of the moment he was hugging him because he had just bought him a new $3500 watch by being there
@ballistic_beanz8 ай бұрын
Bought him an Apple Vision Pro
@MisterRagdoll8 ай бұрын
4:34 gave me goosebumps from sheer talent of your acting. No wonder you carried Hunger games by yourself
@user-raging_Prophet8 ай бұрын
you can't do that alone!
@davisthedaviskids25748 ай бұрын
@@user-raging_Prophetunless you're Charlie
@zeexzr8 ай бұрын
@@user-raging_Prophet go ahead and shut your mouth
@WRLDOfSad6 ай бұрын
Real
@lbgrammer8 ай бұрын
I like that you touched on how they say "you can't do this alone." Social structure is important, but not to the degree of paying thousands of dollars for shenanigans. I wont go into much detail but I've struggled with addiction in the past and a massive turning point in my recovery was hearing a therapist tell me "you can't do this alone." It was so simple but very motivating to the self that I wanted to break free.
@Naptosis8 ай бұрын
At least you spent your money wisely on drűg5, instead of wasting it at this 'camp'. 💪
@lbgrammer8 ай бұрын
@@Naptosis man its unbelievable seeing people go out and blow that kinda money on a bullshit camp like that lol. Idk, like no matter who you are, there's a much greater use of your money and time.
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
who asked? 💀☠️
@lbgrammer8 ай бұрын
@@boogers69420 enjoy bootcamp
@-Mintyy8 ай бұрын
Currently struggling with things myself and keep trying to tell myself I can’t do it alone but bc of the culture and my upbringing it makes me feel wrong and weak not being able to just “do it” even though I understand that’s wrong and I need help I can’t seem to accept it.
@DrSoftShoo2 ай бұрын
1:00 Honestly I really want to see Charlie and Matt do a parody of this.
@justinrocha58132 ай бұрын
I second this
@billybob-is6bt8 ай бұрын
“Push a bald man down a dirt road” sounds like a fantastic insult. For example: - Go push a bald man down a dirt road - You’re not strong enough to push a bald man down a dirt road etc
@Aaron-zt5ee8 ай бұрын
Your mom pushes bald men down a dirt road!
@adblox8 ай бұрын
It actually does.
@HC-qc5rp7 ай бұрын
Awesome comment
@shawnouellette47806 ай бұрын
Hey where's Jim? He's pushing a bald man down a dirt road, if you know what I mean
@ShawnWhite-x3u4 ай бұрын
“I bet you would pay good money just to push a bald man down a dirt road and cry about it.” Yeah that’s the real killer, I think I might finally make the transition from “Your Mom” jokes.
@SuperGorak8 ай бұрын
Imagine paying 3.5k to fulfill the fantasy of you finally winning over your abusive dad's approval.
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
you prob got abused
@siegebot828 ай бұрын
@@boogers69420 you probably paid for this camp
@thepainzain42808 ай бұрын
@@boogers69420nice walter white pfp, alpha
@saltlakeangler19008 ай бұрын
Dawg I think u cracked the code on these people 😂
@ottoweininger81568 ай бұрын
All of you have disappointed me
@maivaiva14128 ай бұрын
Women get into astrology and pretty stones, men get into 3000$ ALPHA BOOTCAMP
@banjofangirl34588 ай бұрын
Men get into that shit too lmao
@Ashlyn-p1r8 ай бұрын
Women don't throw away several grand to learn what their astrology sign is.
@machirim28058 ай бұрын
Alpha/beta/sigma male concepts have long been the horoscope/astrology/crystals crap of men.
@garrettsmith40348 ай бұрын
No it's nutrition/fitness program pyramid schemes.
@alf30718 ай бұрын
@@Ashlyn-p1r they don't need to they just think they're queens or whatever because of all the guys being nice to them because they have a wet hole in their pants
@idkwhttouse8 ай бұрын
I think bro just needs a hug from dad
@franciscolaurean85508 ай бұрын
Dude screaming "I am a man" reminds me of SpongeBob screaming "I'm ugly and I'm proud"
@goblindvd8 ай бұрын
Patrick: Louder 😂😂😂
@Halalboxer8 ай бұрын
Hahahahaha
@AsbestosCigar4 күн бұрын
I liked the comment but unliked it to keep it at 420 likes
@AsbestosCigar4 күн бұрын
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@aki-senkinn8 ай бұрын
I knew one dude like this, he actually calmed down once he got a boyfriend, his personality completely flipped for the better, he seemed way happier. He was even talking about offing himself before, he pushed away most of his friends including me. (which is scary if you think about it, these scammers make the same steps to isolate these men as cults do to their members, while stripping away their self worth, while promising unattainable dreams. he didn't go to a camp like this he couldn't afford it, but he got some new "friends" online). Thankfully after some of his older and closer friends convinced him to spend a few weeks on a trip, where they took a few other people, he met this guy and I guess something finally snapped in him, for the better, and dropped his weird forced "alpha wolf" persona. I'm sure not all of these desperate alpha-wannabes are just gay subs in the closet, but some of them definitely are, overcompensating because they are scared of their own wants and how others will perceive them for it.
@Infodumptruck8 ай бұрын
Cult behavior and overcompensation for something, definitely
@REM_sheep8 ай бұрын
Wishing him and his boyfriend the best! 💜
@hugespicyhuge8 ай бұрын
"Him" "Boyfriend" Oh brother, this guy stinks
@dariathelazy8 ай бұрын
Damn, that's awesome Good for him :)
@Aburner9608 ай бұрын
That last bit had me dying
@FunvoltGunvolt8 ай бұрын
0:41 has the exact same beat as the "La la lala la la lala!" from Elmo's World
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
who asked
@thyme-traveller8 ай бұрын
“I am a man! I am a man! Alpha’s world!”
@Foxfancy3578 ай бұрын
LOL
@temkhuns.41598 ай бұрын
Well that was oddly specific
@blakespicer92348 ай бұрын
Alpha males and astrology women give the exact same energy
@UnLugubreEquivoco7 ай бұрын
Kinda. But alpha males will feel entitled to women's bodies and respect, while all astrology women feel entitled to is being listened and being given pretty rocks.
@JogoBelIa7 ай бұрын
But alpha males are more dangerous to society
@avantgarde047 ай бұрын
@@JogoBelIa a mere sight of a woman is dangerous to alpha male. Hence,life comes to a circle
@catieraweaver7 ай бұрын
yeah one usually involves patriarchy and one is just a dumb belief of rocks and planets
@Milesmorales14x7 ай бұрын
😂
@RocSandy8 ай бұрын
"Is he pushing Binging with Babish?" 💀
@RocSandy8 ай бұрын
@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome Ok bot
@yannkam21278 ай бұрын
Badging with Bimbish
@a.314158 ай бұрын
@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome sold me fent
@GrimNephilim8 ай бұрын
That wasn't even the quote lmao
@pbsuite8 ай бұрын
Id pay 5 grand to get an awakening 😂😂😂😂
@andy62018 ай бұрын
THIS is the real toxic masculinity. Shame on these people for taking advantage of these people man. But the people who pay for these also aren't totally in the right either.
@nicnacs92558 ай бұрын
Nah that IS just toxic . I saw no masculinity
@Vazuzzu8 ай бұрын
who's shane
@andy62018 ай бұрын
@@nicnacs9255 they pretend to make men masculine but they're just taking advantage of them and ripping them off. Just low life scammers man
@andy62018 ай бұрын
@@Vazuzzu oh shit mb lol
@jrTae8 ай бұрын
@@nicnacs9255lmao
@PYROCINICALSON8 ай бұрын
0:37 manliest man on discord:
@twfaucet8 ай бұрын
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
@Tofusproductions8 ай бұрын
fr
@wallacejordancromwell7658 ай бұрын
Don't you dare disrespect me and discord ever again. I AM A MAN!!!!!!
@jaackaboytheiii11078 ай бұрын
@@wallacejordancromwell765I AM A SURGEON. I AMM A SURGEOONN
@Thunder4bird8 ай бұрын
"I AM A SURGEON" ahh moment
@Spartan5368 ай бұрын
They could have paid LESS going to an actual licensed THERAPIST and gotten better results. It's not about assertiveness or imposing your will on someone else, anyone with a proper weapon can impose their will on anyone. What this is about is boundaries, how to know what your boundaries are, how to identify other's boundaries, and how to navigate them; as well as earning the respect that allows someone to follow along with you and your request. There is an old quote that I learned while in ROTC, it stays with me to this day: "You do not lead by hitting people over the head, that’s assault, not leadership." - Dwight D Eisenhower.
@koraegi8 ай бұрын
Therapists aren't manly Hugging some dude in the woods is Apparently
@ryshellso5268 ай бұрын
Yeah give all your information and life details to some 30 year old woman who dyes her hair after every relationship... go ahead a d get addicted to the pharmaceuticals she pushes on you. Pathetic.
@abasudoh74598 ай бұрын
Or paid even less and gone to a dominatrix
@LadyAstarionAncunin7 ай бұрын
And understand that "navigating" people's boundaries doesn't mean going _around_ them.
@themanwithnoname18396 ай бұрын
Hahaha rotc nerd pog
@The13thRonin8 ай бұрын
"That's not me." Nice try Charlie. It is 100% you.
@friedrichjunzt8 ай бұрын
Jup, 100% ☝️
@davidhaddad90228 ай бұрын
How else do you think he got so alpha?
@jar2078 ай бұрын
You guys are woke simps of course you wouldn’t understand what training real men do what Alphas do
@Shazoo19978 ай бұрын
Good one
@jar2078 ай бұрын
You guys are betas lol this is real alpha training. Alphas don’t care what you betas say this bud the manliest training in the world you betas might need it.
@Log_out21-18 ай бұрын
5:30 With the payments you can either pay 3,500 dollars or 3 payments of 1250, which comes out as a total of 3,750 dollars.
@timstutting67678 ай бұрын
Sigma marketing
@starvader66048 ай бұрын
@@timstutting6767you mean 'smegma marketing' lmao
@justinlast2lastharder7498 ай бұрын
Payment plans always cost more.
@angusheath53218 ай бұрын
Damn bro who hurt you 😢
@Zaymont7208 ай бұрын
@Bfkcjscbsnjc, you must have a fun life to come and waste your time scouring the comments of someone you don't like to make yourself heard.
@Gabe_Cross8 ай бұрын
I almost can't believe there are people that are paying thousands of dollars for this. The camp would have to pay me thousands to take part in this cringe alpha male bootcamp, especially since they record it and show it to the world.
@Infodumptruck8 ай бұрын
Cult behavior
@NAAAAAIL8 ай бұрын
I would 1000% do it if I was paid to do it and just not take it seriously at all
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
yeah prob because you’re a baby and not a man
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
@@Infodumptruck you’re in a cult
@randy_marsh4.208 ай бұрын
People are getting paid for it. It's called the military.
@darryllmaybe38818 ай бұрын
I love how if you look at 5:30, it gives the whole "100% satisfaction garuntee" spiel over like a paragraph, and then immediately under it is "Can I get a refund if I change my mind" and it just says "No." XD
@dustinnabil7988 ай бұрын
Lol
@243Abolerz8 ай бұрын
I always noticed the comment sections for the Alpha Male Boot Camps have a bunch of random buff rich kids begging to go or defending the 3 day, 20K dollars they just threw away. Of course you find these comments after you sift through all the veterans laughing at them for throwing away all that money. As a veteran myself, I believe the bro vets that run these camps probably got drunk and said "What if we just hazed random rich kids for thousands of dollars and just said basic things that our drill instructors/drill sergeants told us."
@Seven7swords8 ай бұрын
Genius honestly. If I didn't give a crap about scamming people I would get out and get a job scamming rich people at these camps, too.
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
nothing wrong with it, you’re obsessed and are too scared to be a man
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
nobody’s reading all of this lmao, peel paragraph weirdo
@lordpumpkinhead2658 ай бұрын
@@boogers69420 I read what he had to say. TikTok really has ruined people's attention span if you can't be bothered to read for all of thirty seconds.
@shitanotosaurus8 ай бұрын
@@boogers69420 I read all of it.
@AmeliaDoesYT8 ай бұрын
I used to do volunteer for an organization that worked with Men (17 to 60) to help them overcome past trauma and insecurities. No fees or anything outside of events. Seeing this just hurts me on a deep level. No one knows what they're doing, they're just ruining good men.
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
nobody cares, keep that to yourself lmao
@pyremis8 ай бұрын
@@boogers69420youre part of the proble- 😪
@Inkjetkkkhg8 ай бұрын
@@boogers69420bro is this the only sentence ur small brain can conjure?
@VulcanVee8 ай бұрын
@@boogers69420 You may if you took time to read it like the rest of us.
@prestonlee28428 ай бұрын
What organization is it?
@ditdah8 ай бұрын
"Why is this goober pushing Binging with Babbish down a dirt road..." I'm DEAD!
@Remedy4628 ай бұрын
Therapy is cheaper and more exact.
@ryshellso5268 ай бұрын
Mushrooms are cheaper and more effective. Eat crap literally.
@gaminglikeaproallthetime45638 ай бұрын
Yea not ALPHA MALES are to great for that shit!
@choolimba67048 ай бұрын
Therapy doesn’t work
@Remedy4627 ай бұрын
@@choolimba6704 If you talk to your friends about your problem and they try to help you or make you realize something about yourself, that is essentially therapy.
@Mgranadosv7 ай бұрын
@@choolimba6704 just because you are too broken for it to work for you doesn't mean it doesn't work in general
@Evra988 ай бұрын
0:46 No fucking way i live on the same planet as these people 💀
@wallacejordancromwell7658 ай бұрын
These people ARE A MAN and you need to follow their alpha behavior as well!!! Repeat after me...I AM A MAN!!!
@kennel878Xx8 ай бұрын
Im not a bot and i make better comments than Cowdudethebestistawesome!!! (And so does everyone else who isn't him)
@Cylonknight8 ай бұрын
It gets worse. You also drive on the same roads as these people 😂
@ryanclemons18 ай бұрын
@@Cylonknight NO!
@grayven1108 ай бұрын
Ok did i ask bro@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome
@zetastreaker478 ай бұрын
“Anyone who has to say I am a man, is no man.” -A Lannister, probably
@Onlytalents0018 ай бұрын
Tywin💀💀💀💀
@imbored37708 ай бұрын
I find it sad that the “aftercare” half-ass hug is enough for them to keep paying grands on this shit, because i feel like all they really needed was a mature person that would assure them of their insecurities properly, it’s so sad
@user-zm9xf7mo4p8 ай бұрын
"Im a real boy" - Pinocchio
@An_Actual_Kiwi8 ай бұрын
7:15 you had me at domain expansion
@Vsevolodbochkov8 ай бұрын
Stand proud sneako, you are strong
@meer26908 ай бұрын
Move forward I'm a man MOVE FORWARD I'M A MAN M O V E F O R W A R D I 'M A M A N
@LiminallyYours8 ай бұрын
PSA: "You can reach out for help" - actual counselling "You can't do this alone" - cult
@wolfetteplays88944 ай бұрын
"Help" LMFAOOOO. As if state sanctioned therapy and brainwashing oversaw by the state is a valid form of community. All counseling is fake and is designed to atomize people further.
@MEKing1238 ай бұрын
7:18 Hey a domain expansion doesn't sound to shabby for 3,000$
@DionysusHimself8 ай бұрын
My parents once paid for me to go to one of those weekend self-improvement conferences (not specifically for men, but one of those “we’ll fix your life in 3 days” kinda experiences). I remember having that RUSH of emotion after things felt like they were really moving forward, and left feeling like I’d unlocked the ability to be more assertive and confident and all that and honestly it lasted maybe a month or so before I went back down to baseline. My parents too, honestly. Those things may bring a bit of value in some small ways, but nothing that therapy over a period of time won’t achieve for you if you’re willing to put in the work. Any big results really need an actual support system over time but even those results backslide somewhat once you disconnect from the group. It’s just sad because camps like this aren’t new, really, but they’ve found a new market. Truly, a men’s support group in your local community would be more beneficial than this $3500 weekend scam.
@abdoolkareem_8 ай бұрын
The price is what makes this completely stupid
@romeodahl12838 ай бұрын
Moist it's clear what you have to do to overcome your fear of flying. Get on a plane, wait til it takes off, then start screaming and push people? duh
@charlespanache70478 ай бұрын
I picture Charlie screaming "IM NOT TRAPPED IN HERE WITH YOU, YOU'RE ALL TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!!" *with his fist clenched* -- The flight attendant diligently makes her way to Charlies seat, and asks him "Hey bud, where are your parents?"
@FrenchBaguetteTank8 ай бұрын
@@charlespanache7047 Lmaoooo
@SherlockHoles20122 ай бұрын
0:40 I lose it everytime 😂
@CorporalGrievous938 ай бұрын
Imagine going on a date with a man that told you he just got back from Alpha male boot camp.
@Wolfwood8278 ай бұрын
Fr
@RayTheomo8 ай бұрын
Ikr. Having to maintain self control and not stripping naked and jumping on him right then and there must be a challenge 🥵
@JDH___8 ай бұрын
@@RayTheomo💀💀💀
@the_furry_inside_your_walls6398 ай бұрын
@RayTheomo More like having to maintain self control not dump his ass right then and there just because you pity him that much.
@InYourWallsNow8 ай бұрын
Legendary reply@@RayTheomo
@willsmith65308 ай бұрын
This is funny af, I can’t believe that people need to be coached on how to be “an alpha male” instead of just being a regular good person.
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
“regular good person” they are and it’s called being a man, a traditional one. you’re woke
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
this isn’t funny
@josip3428 ай бұрын
I dont think adult man can be coached in being an alpha male or a good person. Both of those things you are or you'r not
@willsmith65308 ай бұрын
@@josip342 you can be taught on how to be a good person. It just depends if that person listens or cares.
@goveberbuyit12218 ай бұрын
There is no such thing as learning how to be a good person and most of the courses that are like that just help bad people mask themselves better.
@judasdubois8 ай бұрын
I swear most of these grifts feel like fraternities for people who didn't go to college.
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
you people call anything grifts
@Bdavis24758 ай бұрын
Yes they had no friends in college
@Hyperion4K8 ай бұрын
@@boogers69420why is walter telling me this
@ThrashRats8 ай бұрын
They pretty much are people that peaked in college/highschool and now manage to make a living with it. Fucking crazy.
@caelum81608 ай бұрын
@@boogers69420 Is this not a grift though, or do you really think this is something legit worth $3500 ??
@redgrizzly14927 ай бұрын
I was in the military and got humiliated and degraded like this for a cushy paycheck and I still left. These people have a humiliation fetish
@thedudefromrobloxx8 ай бұрын
7:10 All this shit can be accomplished with a simple thing called therapy
@cooliostarstache54748 ай бұрын
Paying someone to scream at you vs paying to talk to someone that doesn't care
@avidmomokayoitsumareader8 ай бұрын
@@cooliostarstache5474 i'd take the latter
@gabenewell39558 ай бұрын
@@cooliostarstache5474neither of them are good
@IdkwhoIam82188 ай бұрын
@@Bfkcjscbsnjcare you here just to hate? Watch someone else dude. No need to get mad at other people’s enjoyment of something.
@IdkwhoIam82188 ай бұрын
@@Bfkcjscbsnjcjust realized that all you do is copy paste this comment and then say some bs in response to someones reply so yeah you definitely need to find something else to do.
@theclockmax8 ай бұрын
I’m glad you’re making these videos. These guys who sign up are lost and should do not be doing this. They have been brainwashed into a mindset of nonsense
@REDACTED1-18 ай бұрын
"I AM MAN! I AM A MAN! I AM A MAN!"
@bryanZ178 ай бұрын
Is like that SpongeBob episode 😂
@Xgdtss8 ай бұрын
Came here to say this
@Familyguyfunnymoments_8 ай бұрын
Yeah. I'm man
@MusiciansRule078 ай бұрын
I AM A SURGEON!
@TheMisterGuy8 ай бұрын
I remember a TV show where a certain character felt the need to say "I am...THE KING!", and it was less cringe than this.
@polartechie8 ай бұрын
My theory is that every toxic masc macho bro... really wants to be on a leash.
@AncientCreature-i2o8 ай бұрын
100 %
@moatasemkassab45178 ай бұрын
Are you suggesting they're secretly masochostic?
@puppydogs688 ай бұрын
🤣
@tweenytwinkies8 ай бұрын
@@moatasemkassab4517yes and want to be dominated
@robthegobbler8 ай бұрын
Some of them definitely, not all of them
@greysonfrost92628 ай бұрын
Wait we get the privilege to choose to pay 3500 or 3750 what a steal!!!
@blackdynamite_54708 ай бұрын
almost makes me wish I was American
@youkers58418 ай бұрын
The last little bit of this video is why I keep watching Charlie. Dude has a good heart. No matter how silly and crass he can be at times, you really can’t cover up a genuine care for other people. But also thanks for the psa haha
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
no he isn’t a good person he likes kids
@Ol212butLonger8 ай бұрын
@boogers69420 proof, oh wait, dont have any, do you?
@chocolatewithnutzz8 ай бұрын
@@boogers69420 Got proof? And I mean, like, actual no-click-bait proof?
@enegmatixerebro8 ай бұрын
These men are the equivalent of SpongeBob trying to be tough "WELCOME THE SALTY SPITTON how tough are yuh" "WHO THREW THAT PIECE OF PAPER AT ME?!"
@theussmirage8 ай бұрын
"I AM A MAN I AM A MAN I AM A MAAAANN!" "I think you belong at that place over there" *points at Weenie Hut Junior*
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
you aren’t funny
@babaecalus8 ай бұрын
@@boogers69420 It's true. Doesn't have to be funny.
@evantanuwidjaja80178 ай бұрын
i agree@@boogers69420
@Gingerycarrotkitten8 ай бұрын
Thank you for "Its about to get loud" warning lol I watch you while im at work so the heads up is appreciated!
@Austin.Kilgore8 ай бұрын
4:59 ….did he just say “there you are child”??? How’s this anything other than demeaning?
@jessie._.lombard2 ай бұрын
he sounds like a cult leader right here
@tylerprince63718 ай бұрын
I love that in the part where it says the payment plan, it straight up says "If you change your mind after signing up, too bad. You're ours now. No refunds"
@reconmarine57108 ай бұрын
3:45 "He blew his load" LMAO
@m.xoxo.b8 ай бұрын
“And the new self is 10x more pathetic and 5x as broke” LMFAOOOO 😭😂😭
@MrTeeMiti6 ай бұрын
I died 😂😂😂😂. You’re pretty btw
@GetRichSlow78 ай бұрын
Unbreakable Human Programme: Lift weights, walk (or some form of cardio), eat whole foods at least 80% of the time, drink 2-3l water daily, limit time spent online, sleep 8 hours (on average) a night. Save thousands of dollars and just do the stuff everyone knows they should be doing anyway, consistently.
@tiagobelo49658 ай бұрын
Actually good idea. Btw, with water you should make sure to drink what is necessary, a winter day of being a couch potato and a summer day of exercising in the sun will require different amounts of fluids, and you should be sure to replace the electrolytes you sweat out.
@Bdoodletalks8 ай бұрын
Congratulations, you just gave us a 1000x better "formula" for becoming a Man than all the alpha male guru bootcamps online combined.
@GetRichSlow78 ай бұрын
@@Bdoodletalks 😂🫡
@KDB3498 ай бұрын
I could do everything you said but sleep 8 hours. That never happens 😂😂.
@HeeHeeHawHaw-ts8mt8 ай бұрын
Ah yes... Ol' Reliable. Has helped every single human achieve their potential since the dawn of humankind
@CarolinaBlood7048 ай бұрын
How can people NOT see through this BS?
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
right? charlie is clearly a weirdo who goes naked online stalking random people to bully
@modernLempo8 ай бұрын
Desperation, loneliness and hope will make you ignore the most obvious signs. There will always be people to take advantage from it which is just sad
@emma66488 ай бұрын
@@modernLempoI mean it’s easy money. Sure it’s messed up but you think anyone gives a f when money is involved, hell nah
@watchmehope65608 ай бұрын
Speak for yourself lol. @@emma6648
@modernLempo8 ай бұрын
@@emma6648 Yeah that is the truth of the world. Just sad about it because I would not be able to sleep at night because of it.
@greenfox428 ай бұрын
1:30 😂😂😂😂 I get my kitchen knives 🔪 from that guy! 😂
@FullAutoSandwichYTАй бұрын
Hey Charlie! I’m one of the sons of the original MDK Projects instructors, this was hella funny! When the MDK Project was founded, it was intended to help men. But after like 4 years, the head guy was not that good (like marriage and money wise) and then we left and never looked back and my dad wants to remove his tattoo on his hand. (If you want to ask questions, feel free to. I’m not going to answer about my personal life tho) PS: Also my dad laughed at this, so nice job Charlie 😂
@LittleHe-k6zСағат бұрын
Lies
@lathryx8 ай бұрын
1:22 "in fact I'm getting an experience myself just watching him have this release"
@Sly-Moose8 ай бұрын
👀👀
@GO-GO_SO-SO8 ай бұрын
Waiting to see Sneako in one of those videos. lol
@Jack_Woods8 ай бұрын
Sneako is too weak for this, bro is scared to go there
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
he’s more of a man then you’ll ever be
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
@@Jack_Woodsironic coming from you 😂😂😂 sneako is the closest thing to a god
@popejaimie8 ай бұрын
@@boogers69420oh nooooo lmao
@bumpypainter35598 ай бұрын
@@boogers69420well your so called "god" is too much of a pussy when the person he starts talking shit to actually challenges him to a fight
@jamesbrown69948 ай бұрын
4:42 You could say that it's over 9000
@elliecallahan58746 ай бұрын
I have never appreciated being a woman more.
@MrCmon1135 ай бұрын
Meanwhile the churches and fortune tellers are attended by like 90% women.
@GGGGGG-xd8ru4 ай бұрын
@@MrCmon113churches are sexist and dominated by men
@_.jxedvn._3 ай бұрын
@MrCmon113 I'd rather that than going to an "alpha" boot camp lmbo
@AsiaticNativeCam22 күн бұрын
This comment made no sense femcel
@juanelgamer45698 ай бұрын
5:57 to be fair, there aren't many places where you can actually scream like a maniac without anyone watching you or listening to you, to later see you as some sort of psychopath
@eugenemasoniv86418 ай бұрын
Then again, he was recorded though
@smeeves8 ай бұрын
Ive been practicing sceaming while driving. Noone can hear you on the highway!
@BossKnight8 ай бұрын
@@smeeves they’d hear you, but its more of a dampered, -aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa- as you drive by
@hattiek-r8 ай бұрын
martial arts self defense is my favorite place to scream maniacally
@bagelisdead8 ай бұрын
you could soundproof a room to scream in. it will cost you but at least it won't be nearly as much as a camp like this.
@henrytep88848 ай бұрын
Charlie should recruit people for an alpha male episode in his PBS studio
@Infodumptruck8 ай бұрын
And trick them into actual therapy
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
@@Infodumptruckdelete this comment 😐😐
@henrytep88848 ай бұрын
@@Infodumptruck yeah I want the moist spin on the alpha male concept. Like he’ll make them eat hot wings and play with dildos
@residentflamingo1158 ай бұрын
@@boogers69420 natural born hater Hop off little bro
@T24LIFE28 ай бұрын
3500$ or 3 easy payment of 1250$ is crazy
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
no it isn’t it’s cheap for what you’re getting
@rwsd3438 ай бұрын
@@boogers69420 its not about the fact that youre paying over 3000 dollars to get screamed and yelled at, its about how 3 payments of 1250 dollars adds up to 3750, meaning you have to pay an extra 250 dollars over the lump sum
@Anon_Spartan8 ай бұрын
Sigmath grindset
@Liesmith4248 ай бұрын
It sure is crazy...a crazy good deal!
@Darthwgamer8 ай бұрын
@@Liesmith424 If it was actually helping them-
@dimitrizhukov9818 ай бұрын
Charlie's attempt to convince the public that it's totally not him in the video is honestly quite pathetic
@vish54658 ай бұрын
It was a joke... what is really pathetic is your interpretation lol
@dimitrizhukov9818 ай бұрын
@@vish5465 sorry my dude, I forgot an s/
@roboticcrabanimates5 ай бұрын
@@vish5465they were also making a joke?
@hootax89808 ай бұрын
As someone who mostly listened to this episode, the screaming of "Push forward!", the gasping, and the moaning conjured up a very different image than alpha male bootcamp.
@minetieplays20928 ай бұрын
_insert soldier having war flashbacks image here_
@huntercool22328 ай бұрын
A program that claims to try and make you more independent by making you follow orders without question is like going to rehab and the doctor gives you drugs to help with your alcohol addiction.
@barefootbreezy69838 ай бұрын
Well if you knew anything about addiction you would know assisted MAT treatment with meds has the best success rate of anything when it comes to keeping people off hard drugs.
@huntercool22328 ай бұрын
@@barefootbreezy6983”I used the stones to destroy the stones.” “I used drugs to defeat the drugs.”
@huntercool22328 ай бұрын
@@barefootbreezy6983”I used the stones to destroy the stones.” “I used the drugs to destroy the drugs.”
@huntercool22328 ай бұрын
@@barefootbreezy6983That gives “I used the stones to destroy the stones” energy.
@muscacholi8 ай бұрын
@barefootbreezy6983 yep you can't drop an addiction like a rock and leave an empty hole there. It will be filled by something so you better make sure it's something positive.
@DawnOfTheOzz8 ай бұрын
Alpha Male Instructor: You! Why did you sign up for my course, meat? Vegeta: Why, to become stronger than Kakarot, of course! And I've seen enough of your power level, "Instructor". So allow me to show off my power level.
@ramofmight_8 ай бұрын
Hey, I heard you’re pretty strong.
@ema32878 ай бұрын
I am the hype!
@00Grimreaper008 ай бұрын
Let's fight!
@Kyla81328 ай бұрын
Immediately thought Charlie actually took the bootcamp from the thumbnail. Thanks for clearing that up for us Charlie.
@Woopzbruh8 ай бұрын
@CowDudeTheBestistAwesomeyou have 1 subscriber
@Average_enjoyer_of_hk8 ай бұрын
@CowDudeTheBestistAwesomeand 41 comments on this channel
@axg59298 ай бұрын
@@Average_enjoyer_of_hk it's a bot don't trip
@Average_enjoyer_of_hk8 ай бұрын
@@axg5929 it’s just funny to see him because he has like 5 comments on each video
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
haha funny 😐😐😐
@merona35818 ай бұрын
the "I AM A MAN" has the vibe of "I AM A SURGEON"
@kingcannabis42088 ай бұрын
I am a sturgeon
@Venemoth1238 ай бұрын
Yeah that's basically what I imagine everytime when average follower of an alpha male grifter opens their mouth in public. Quite sad to see how these people are blind to their own humiliation but after you meet one all the pity is gone in seconds. 3D people with 2D personalities.
@nestroit50108 ай бұрын
actually, I am a physician!
@scarfaceReaper8 ай бұрын
I'M CLEEEANNN while smoking saying that shut 😂
@syeee10118 ай бұрын
Ironic how "unbreakable man experience" ends with weeping on a random man's chest
@cameronpeterson67348 ай бұрын
Yeah I'm surprised these Alpha males don't take crying as a sign of weakness
@shiruotakuno288 ай бұрын
@@cameronpeterson6734That's what I'm thinking! If they don't think that tears make them weak, then why are they so insecure as to sign up for this program? It makes no sense!
@boogers694208 ай бұрын
@@shiruotakuno28you’re insecure
@manuelsputnik8 ай бұрын
@@boogers69420 why do you assume they see vulnerability as weak or unmanly? they never said anything insecure
@MustardSkaven8 ай бұрын
@@cameronpeterson6734 Newsflash, men cry. You just don't do it in front of people you want to have social status with.
@TheCompleteMental7 ай бұрын
It works similarly to any cult, hate group, or abusive relationship The place they go for comfort is the same place theyre attacked. It's disorganized attachment. These are people without healthy attachments, and in this camp they are further isolated.
@Krinbo8 ай бұрын
“Binging with Babish” I was not prepared
@jonathanridener96738 ай бұрын
I had to pause the video so I didn't miss the rest laughing 😂
@burtbackattack8 ай бұрын
“It’s not me I swear!” Sure Charlie, we believe you....
@bryanthatsall58698 ай бұрын
D1 dickrider comment😭
@jessicaholscher40978 ай бұрын
3:53 Aww, he cuddles them after.
@cooliostarstache54748 ай бұрын
Kinda wholesome
@poly_g60688 ай бұрын
The least he could do after robbing them.
@josephdire6596 ай бұрын
"all he did was yell in your face and gave you an illusion of accomplishment" I couldt find a better way to describe my bootcamp experience loll
@rynaplow82548 ай бұрын
When that one person in your class gets misgendered by the teacher 1:08
@Nisowyd8 ай бұрын
“I AM A MAN” while goofily pushing a dude gotta be the funniest thing I’ve seen ever 😂
@illgrim_8 ай бұрын
😂
@Aeunax1238 ай бұрын
@@Bfkcjscbsnjc😂😂😂
@BassMaster.4548 ай бұрын
@@BfkcjscbsnjcI think bro paid for the alpha male classes.
@fullsend4life8888 ай бұрын
@@Bfkcjscbsnjcyou definitely were the guy in the video, for sure
@svarthol7688 ай бұрын
@@Bfkcjscbsnjc And what do you spend your money on (other than "alpha" bootcamps and salt)?
@lottehuntsmeier78858 ай бұрын
Some people will do everything in their power to avoid going to a licensed mental health professional
@LOLlolLOLlolLO8 ай бұрын
3:25 the way Charlie and Matt embrace each other after Charlie got over zealous and yelled into his face.
@dumpyyummy8 ай бұрын
speeding up the clips of him yelling i am a man to 2x MAKES IT SO MUCH FUNNIER