Most Pathetic Alpha Male Program Ever

[@Iron.Historian]

Paying someone to abuse you physically and mentally is the most subordinate trait one can possess.

[@JovaJovenile-m4j]

God, these boys are getting out of control.

[@RevenantNeverDies]

these people are literally signing up for "submissive feminine men likers" camp 💀

[@CFC82]

You guys ok? did you guys get a good breakfast?

[@Chickensoup3113]

@@p-__Proof?

[@sinjin8576]

It's worse than the Military because at least they pay *you* for enduring training and your tour of duty.

[@Freehotdawgs]

Take that $18k and hire a personal trainer, it will probably cost less than that for an entire year of 4 days a week training. You'll get shredded, learn about actual hard work, commitment, and discipline. What a scam and a half.

[@ViO-dj4vw]

In the video you can clearly see some of these dudes look great. It’s seriously weird they pay for this.

[@SuperKendoman]

Goes to show that despite being in shape, they're insecure and most likely have mental health issues

[@Echo81Rumple83]

or invest in a good therapist that shady, questionable health insurance corporations won't cover for one reason or another.

[@GabeSutton21]

That was my thoughts, I half extected it to be a bunch of overweight and timid dudes. All these guys are jacked yet paid that much money to just get yelled at and workout lol ​@ViO-dj4vw

[@lextacy2008]

I think it has to do a lot with the fact they work all day and barely workout, and that kills their social life as they do not know how to talk to girls. Imagine being raised in school and having zero contact with the opposite sex. @@ViO-dj4vw

[@yormeaceko7101]

This feels like kids trying to do military roleplay.

[@personahub3740]

Id rather that than this cause atleast I didnt have to pay 18k for the roleplay sesh

[@juliejones974]

I guess the trolls must have paid for this course.

[@lovisericachii4503]

At least... U get paid in the military lol. Also vet benefits

[@LadyMajolish]

except these ''alphas'' don't have the actual encouragement to join the military and rather spend money just to be tough, unlike actual people who are brave enough to join it, like money can't at all pay you to be tough, plus I bet the military treats them better than these ''programs'' will ever do.

[@oranngutang]

If you enlist in the military there's a variety of benefits depending on the branch. The standard ones are getting tuition paid for, basic housing allowance, getting access to the military credit union, etc. I'm in the process of enlisting for the USMC and the benefits definitely aren't the main selling point for joining but they're definitely a plus unlike paying 18k for whatever tf this alpha male stuff is.

[@JohnnyShagbot]

Alpha male checklist: - Bald - Nationalist tattoos - Black t-shirt with "Instructor" on the back - Anger issues - Lack of vocabulary

[@theoriginalsaberdo3797]

dont forget the small peepee

[@htkasN47Aad]

Forgot that the t shirt has been to be two sizes too small

[@sirhenrythe1th]

my grandpa is alpha male?

[@Shoxic666]

"- Nationalist tattoos" When, ever.

[@russellg9622]

Watching them trying to raise their voice is embarrassing. Marine Corp instructors sound like bulldogs that are relentless and you can’t escape from. These guys just sound whiny and need the program for themselves more so than for the men they are claiming to help.

[@BlankPicketSign]

Meanwhile ACTUAL bootcamp is free, and you get paid for it, AND you get a job at the end of it.

[@ericb8689]

Id rather fight a war for my government that could care less about me than sit in a room with these guys. Well not actually but I'd probably die from cringe first lmao

[@Kitajima2]

@@ericb8689 Perfect way of phrasing it. It's "Would you rather" level of toss-up

[@loserinasuit7880]

​@Kitajima2 It's not a toss up at all. Get paid to get yelled at, versus pay to get yelled at

[@Owul333]

Recruiter spotted

[@PontiacMusic]

Just uploaded a new song can you rate it 1-10?

[@FunvoltGunvolt]

"GET IN THE TUB! GET IN THE TUB!" Dude saw how SpongeBob was like in "Gary Takes a Bath" and thought it was the most alpha male shit ever

[@weirdgirl7475]

😂😂😂😂

[@ULTRADJ4EVER]

And Spongebob still couldn't get Gary to take a bath. I guess having all these grown men getting in the tub and succeeding where Spongebob couldn't must be cathartic in his mind.

[@Gracken-k5e]

The ice bath thing is actually a solid thing to do, but the person in question has to be willing. The main idea is that you stay in the icy water for a certain period of time to help focus your mind, control your breathing and remain calm despite the icy temperature. It's essentially to teach you to be able to take control of your own life and help ellivaite any doubt or insecurities. But having an angry man shout at you is counterproductive and misses the point entirely

[@afroprince5262]

Yoooo

[@PontiacMusic]

Just uploaded a new song can you rate it 1-10?

[@deal151]

I am genuinely concerned for those who pay an upwards of thousands of dollars just to get insulted and bullied.

[@alphaa7828]

@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21lmao, troll

[@Icey_toke]

I mean isnt that what the military is? They make or break men

[@Ravenn710]

Little beta male ​@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21

[@MYNAMEISJOHNMUSTARD]

Degrading kink probably

[@Friendpilledvisitmaxxer]

​@@Icey_tokedifference is that you can make a buck in the military

[@zensenpai6669]

$18k to toughen up for 3 days. You can buy a boatload of MMA classes for that kind of money and become even tougher doing 3 days of MMA than 3 days of Alpha male camp.

[@aeoligarlic4024]

Nothing screams 'alpha' like paying 18 grand to have muscly guys yell at you and wrestle you on an asphalt road at the middle of the night

[@cagneybillingsley2165]

lol mma isn't going to make you tough.

[@whatsonyourmindyt]

@@cagneybillingsley2165 i completely disagree

[@kuro5041]

@@cagneybillingsley2165yes because conditioning your bones is something easy to do

[@gwenminor9244]

Sounds kinda hot ngl

[@ARDIZsq]

How to be an alpha male (according to these videos): - Shout at everybody - Say "fuck" every 5 words - Call everyone around you weak to boost your own ego

[@LekarzAleksander]

How to be an actual alpha male - Work hard, support your family, be good at what you do.

[@willischwabe1324]

Alpha male bought on Wish.

[@buttarain27]

@@willischwabe1324 ...or Temu.

[@TheRealStevenSeagals]

Woah! How much are your classes?

[@TickleMonsta420]

@@LekarzAleksanderso sigma 🤓

[@billbill6094]

There are 14 year olds in Thailand competing in the Muay Thai ring weekly who are tougher than all of these guys combined and whose daily training is harder than this entire course, yet their training culture isn't even remotely hostile, it couldn't be more opposite from this program. Here you're essentially paying $18,000 to witness someone's roid rage meltdown while you learn nothing.

[@nanathedelta8561]

The real problem is the idea of men idolizing toughness. like.. this isn’t a competition of who’s tougher than who, you know ? It’s not something to be proud of. I’ll let you know that Thai parents want their kid to be able to defend themselves, not to prove their masculinity.

[@Cyberfan2167]

That sounds cool ngl

[@BelleDraws-i5d]

That's because most asian countries honor combat sports while Americans mostly focus on guns and looking tough. When I told my american bf that I practiced Arnis because it's part of our PE performance, he thought I was badass and so cool. I was confused because even highschoolers can do it in my country. Turns out they don't have much martial arts in some american schools

[@TheGenericAssasin]

Literally just go to a gym in thailand for a month and follow all of the training. You'd spend 1/4 the cost of the course, do the hardest training of your life, come out stronger than youve ever been, and actually know how to fight. I did it after having trained for 2 years and that was the hardest I've ever worked.

[@billbill6094]

@@nanathedelta8561 I get it, I'm not saying the focus should be on toughness for toughness sake, just that those who idolize it so heavily are usually those without it and it really shows. I've never met a Thai person who wasn't both hilarious and chill, there was never that ass sniffing chest puffing thing that alpha bros confuse for human behavior.

[@Foxtrot518]

Nothing says "alpha male" like paying $18,000 to be ordered around and denigrated for 3 days.

[@boomkittyFX]

when my father does it for free all the time, what a scam

[@CantTellYou]

This just sounds like what McKamey Manor actually is

[@na-ky8ou]

Unassumed gay maledom fetish, maybe?

[@lemmyelk]

But the leader is 5'9 and bald with no family so he seem like he's got all the answers on being an alpha right?

[@t29heavy67]

@@lemmyelkid pay 6000$ a day for him to bully me

[@ViejoLocuelo]

The scariest dude I ever met was a Native American VietNam vet who was a dog trainer. Taught me to handle my shepherds and we became friends. Soft spoken, but intense. None of the crazy crap. Only once I saw him lose his temper. In the park where we trained, some idiot picked up his 7-year old off a swing and shook him, yelling at him. That dude just walked up to that idiot and told him to chill. The idiot didn't think much of that, dropped his kid and tried the usual shove in the chest. My trainer grabbed that fool, who was twice his size, and threw him to the ground like he was a pillow. Then told him to relax and go easy on kids... without screaming. Then walked back and continued our drills like nothing. That's when I knew why dogs followed his lead--they must have sensed some pack leader stuff.

[@andymcclurg9916]

Hope you're still in contact with him

[@xbit2011]

Reminds me of some instructors I had during military service. The ones constantly yelling had the least impact on us.

[@roycehuepers4325]

My dad was like that. Biker gang and everything, but he was always pretty soft spoken... until a dumb ass described my mom as a bitch... let's just say my mom was pissed the glass table was broken. But generally he just liked to have fun and drink whiskey

[@tommyatkins2527]

It's always quiet ones

[@TheSuperappelflap]

Men who are stable and know what theyre doing dont need to shout or puff up their chest to get their job done.

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

This could very easily turn into a cult. This degrading, changing your personality - this is exactly what cults do in order to keep their members loyal

[@TylerRamos-h2o]

This is already a cult

[@GMAN-l9p]

yeah and the making someone an outcast/example if they dont follow

[@Skaatje]

Nah, these scammers just want money.

[@Shadowswolf9666]

​@@Skaatjelike a cult

[@Skaatje]

@@Shadowswolf9666 Not exactly no. There is usually a smart personality, probably a narcisist at the top with a masterplan. These are idiots and scammers, making a quick buck. Totally not the same. It's a guy yelling fuck fuck fuck at some guys that want to fuck girls. That's all.

[@ripleyhrgiger4669]

The people I respect the most are usually the most soft-spoken, understanding, and patient people in the world. People who yell and scream I tune out after awhile and completely forget everything they say.

[@m1nouz384]

I feel the exact same way. It takes a lot more strength to be calm and respectful while angry then to act like a 5 year old like these guys!

[@spawn302]

I think you and Charlie have it all wrong. You're both right in that it's all stupid and a scam. You're wrong in what the "instructors"/scammers are trying to accomplish. They are trying to put on a boot camp. People who have been through a boot camp-style process understand exactly what is going on. The instructors are trying to recreate the environment of notorious boot camps in their entirety. These boot camps use a bunch of techniques to weed out people who don't need to be there, mold people who can be better, and prepare everyone for the stress of combat situations. A lot of the times these people also have something to prove to themselves because if they don't make it, they fail in their goal of serving their country. In more brutal military special ops schoold, the washout rate is higher on purpose. The schools are harder for the reason of seeing who has the mental fortitude to do the jobs these units are called to do. Failing something like that means losing an opportunity that couldve gone to someone who deserved it "more". On top of that, you just failed and didn't have what it took. A lot of mental strength is required to push through. But it's all by design. There is an allure to going to some of the hardest schools/academy/boot camps even just to be able to say "yeah, i did that. I accomplished what I thought was impossible. It took a lot of me to do it, and wanted to wuit. But i didnt and pulled through." These scammers are trying to (pitifully) to make people feel like they can claim that feeling of accomplishment by miming the tough aspects of boot camp. The "harder" the scammers fabricate it to be, the more these people feel like they are getting to "develop" memtally. In reality, every one of these guys has the $10,000 they spent in the back of their heads the entire time. The tough guys who go to try and inflate their ego even more, try even harder to seem tougher than the instructor hoping to be seen as "the most alphaest" male. In reality the entire time the guy in the video is acting like he is being defiant, he is hoping that the instructors applaud him for being "so alpha". But the whole idea for the boot camps is to break down egos and build everyone back up so they can work as a team, grow as a unit, and persevere. But clearly, they take the most cliché aspects of boot camp and do a piss poor reenactment with zero legitimate goal in the end for the recruits other than to get their money's worth. They utilize so many techniques like group punishments and intimidation but they all lose their effect dramatically. Ultimately, boot camps and such can make people tougher. Lots of people who go through military style academies have a degree of mental fortitude that can translate into a lot of aspects of their life after the fact. The thing is, no amount of money and acting can recreate that feeling of being a REAL boot camp. a boot camp that is used solely to "make people millionaires" is juxtaposing to the purpose of a boot camp. So many people in the military do great things, get out and unfortunately do dumb shit and get into addictions and die early or alone. It's not to say these people didn't at one point have mental fortitude, but it's to say that it's up to everyone whether or not theyre gonna utilize their life events to become better people and establish a good work ethic, boot camp or not. No amount of money wasted on a scam like this will get you that.

[@TheBakerZen]

@@spawn302 Bro.

[@cannedsquasher5923]

@@spawn302 I'm sorry but join the fucking military and save yourself 10s of thousands of dollars if you really want to "be an alpha man". 3 days getting yelled at by some loser isn't going to do shit for you, lol.

[@spawn302]

@cannedsquasher5923 did you even read what i put? Im saying the company scammers. Im just breaking down why these morons pay $10,000+. Im saying that in these guys' heads, they are doing Navy SEAL level stuff and get a boot camp-like experience and just want to say they did something hard. Im saying that the instructors are disingenuous and robbing them because they are putting on a cliché boot camp to fool these people into thinking they are developing them as people. But they aren't. There is no combat to prepare for. The techniques used in the video are real techniques, but they will never work because the entire environment is phony. There is no real payoff for finishing like the military. The instructors are a bunch of has-beens/manipulators. A real boot camp would be way tougher than this and has genuine purpose. This has literally zero purpose other than make manchildren feel like they did something with their life, but they didnt.

[@4RILDIGITAL]

It's astounding to think how far people will go to scam others, preying on their insecurities. These kind of programs deserve nothing but ridicule.

[@huntercool2232]

A program that claims to try and make you more independent by making you follow orders without question is like going to rehab and the doctor gives you drugs to help with your drug addiction.

[@LargeJeffrey]

@@huntercool2232 wait till you hear about suboxone

[@RandomOutlet]

They already fucking do that.@@huntercool2232 Edit: The difference is it's called 'medication'

[@Natzawa]

It’s even more astounding that people actually pay for these programs. They should know better.

[@caesargold3695]

It's ironically a REAL humiliation ritual. Just paying money to get debased lmao.

[@levi5436]

The whole “60% of you will not be here Friday” is the worst threat ever. Nobody should be touting a 60% drop rate. That is not a good look for your course and you as an instructor.

[@Roehdawg]

Yeah but they wanna throw out the narrative that 60% are not worthy of being alpha males, not that they’re complete shit at getting people there. They want the position of an alpha male to be such a prestigious place to be that these guys put themselves through this BS to line their pockets, all while they get to feel like the most alpha by screaming and cursing every 2 words to the guys there

[@josephmother2659]

“60% of people paid 18,000 dollars and still left this dumbass course”

[@thejustifier5566]

When you take an engineering class and the drop rate is over 50 percent

[@ZetsuboNoShima]

@@thejustifier5566most likely because engineering is hard and takes lots of work to study for some people aren’t cut out for it, not because engineering professors are physically and mentally abusing their students for no reason

[@sgttater2313]

Depends what you're there for. Considering they are RPing BUDs it makes sense

[@thraungaming824]

Anyone who labels themselves as alpha males should be ridiculed for it.

[@itz_me_peaceful_devil_21]

Penguinz0 = 🤮

[@joeg5414]

@@itz_me_peaceful_devil_21 then go away. there are a bunch of youtubers I can't stand. I don't watch or comment on their videos either.

[@distorted_heavy]

​@@joeg5414it's rage bait

[@MissyMuthaTruckiN]

women don't want alphas or betas or any greek alphabet lmao

[@Fergus-H-MacLeod]

Yeah, once you have to prove that you are alpha, you kind of lost. Lol

[@harmonyquinn2557]

Preying on men who are obviously struggling with mental health & feelings of adequacy, or they wouldn’t be there, is disgusting and predatory. I hope those men find their own inner peace & *healthy * ways of coping & bettering themselves.

[@zyzir]

inadequacy* , if they felt they had adequacy they wouldnt be there

[@jh0347]

It works for some men 🤷🏽

[@xAxCx]

Preach

[@semplybalanced3210]

@@jh0347yea, masochist with a kink with having men shame & abuse them. Super normal 👍

[@dip.918]

@@jh0347 Seek help

[@Humpdurious]

The instructors legitimately come off as the people that failed basic training lmao. I like how they even have their little 'snake pit' setup like the air force had where they would randomly call us over to fuck with us after meals. This is hilariously bad basic training role play.

[@joeg5414]

I remember that. I had a couple of bad experiences with the chow hall😆Still good memories though looking back I was there in 2001 just before 9/11

[@wtflolomg]

Yeah, I'd be very surprised if ANYBODY involved in this ever got past receiving. Bullying people is NOT what DIs are doing in boot camps. I spent a few years stationed near Parris Island (MCAS Beaufort) and I knew quite a few DIs and former DIs... most were pretty nice guys outside of a drill field/squad bay.

[@PoopsMag00]

Wow, the snake pit, what a blast from the past lol. 100% spot on, this is exactly what it's like, but with bad TIs that aren't even funny lol.

[@peach_gurl]

This is exactly what I was reminded of too.

[@heppelhopv2]

@@Bfkcjscbsnjc This is the wring video ,bud

[@TehFoamy]

“I guarantee that at least 60% of you won’t be here by Friday, I’ll make sure of it!!” That’s a really wild thing to say, especially when they’re paying you to do the opposite 💀 That’s like the weird college professor flex of “just so you know, less than half of students pass my class” like congrats, you suck at your job?

[@ChuppaChuck]

Just because a small amount of students pass a course doesn't mean the professor is bad... Some courses are purposely designed to be much harder than others and in my university we had a bunch of them for Computer Science and Physics... Not everyone is capable or wants to put the extra effort to pass those.

[@TehFoamy]

@@ChuppaChuck I'm not talking about hard courses, I'm talking about professors who go out of their way to gloat about how low the pass rate in their class is instead of working harder to make sure more students succeed at learning the material What's the point of wasting students' valuable time and money by setting them up for failure in a course that you're supposed to be helping them learn? 💀

[@wannabecriminalman]

They’re poorly mimicking Navy SEALS training, which is to select for only the most motivated recruits. They’re imitating without understanding how or why. The instructors are definitely mean and unforgiving, but they don’t act like screaming jackasses.

[@mathiasbartl903]

Well, you can have a 3 day selection course, but selection for what?

[@blue.berry.]

@@mathiasbartl903 I assume for another 3-day program. You are so lucky to be one of the few who are allowed to join for another $18,000.

[@SkateBake4Life]

Navy seals couldn’t even bear the cringe that these guys bestow upon us

[@RedPlumber]

​@@p-__lemme sniff

[@legueu]

To be fair, I doubt 12 yo cadets could 🤣

[@OP-rooster]

Your a good kid Franklin

[@LadyMajolish]

even I think the Navy or the Army would think these guys are fools for paying money just to be an "alpha" 💀

[@a7x_nomadiceagle482]

Ironically, one of the “instructors” in this stupid program is a dude named Ray Cash Care who supposedly is a former SEAL. Idk for sure if he is or not but either way he’s a joke or a liar

[@claytongreenlee7808]

The instructors were definitely guys who didn’t make it through army bootcamp but decided to make it their entire personality

[@anthonylong9067]

If “dishonorable discharge” was a person, it’d be both of these fruitcakes

[@exposememe5227]

I don’t know about the founder of the program but the other instructors were military

[@kjtesto5382]

@@exposememe5227yeah one of them was a pog marine

[@Revanchist1313]

​@@kjtesto5382 You can still be in the military and become a total tool after leaving. Case in point. 🤣

[@Dbobcol]

@@kjtesto5382unironically calling someone a pog on a non military channel is cringe

[@V3nticus]

Role play as a GI Joe alpha male 😭😭😭

[@legueu]

That's what it is though. 🤣

[@mamenggaluh8897]

You heard it

[@profiles_]

Ts 😭

[@USSAnimeNCC-]

They could play cod, battlefield, or enlisted but they probably can't handle 12 yr old insults lol Or they want to own everyone but intead get owned by a 12 year old and range quit because they cant get their rambo moment

[@weswolever7477]

Or GI Jane …. Just to be inclusive

[@MrHalohunter24]

Charlie's right. I've met guys like these "instructors" in real life and they are the most insecure people EVER.

[@yuka-youtube]

in this camp?

[@MrHalohunter24]

@@yuka-youtube No, just throughout life.

[@dcfishin]

Bro wants to be a drill instructor so bad. I’d love to see him up next to an actual drill instructor and watch him cry

[@Jules279]

He wouldn't last 5 minutes 😆

[@nomadicle6867]

he was prior sof he just wants to pretend hes a DI or DS and scam people in paying him 10k to give them 3 days of basic training

[@josip342]

​@@Jules279what do those letters mean?

[@lilithbean]

@@josip342not sure bout sof but di and ds are “drill instructor” and “drill sergeant” respectively

[@notme3422]

A drill instructor is more of a bitch than this guy

[@YxsdrEditz]

The fact that alpha male programs even exist enough for one to be called the worst, is amazing to me.

[@Kevin-tw4uw]

Desperation is a hell of a market

[@808bboarder]

Seriously mf’s should just go get a nice tea and read a new book or something 😂

[@JohnMichael-h1r]

​@@Bfkcjscbsnjcspam comment is spam BUT i agree Charlie's tantrum about dragons dogma 2 was ridiculous and entitled bis natch behavior

[@Cyril-Figgis1]

Y’all aren’t any better than these fools 😂. Always the net warriors who act crazy, look at the comments on this video, y’all barking more than the idiots in this video. Y’all mfs all some clowns 🤣

[@Melting_because_of_beauty]

Alpha programs are up because it's knowledge , but being a beta weaklin is easy and everyone know how to do it

[@mrschizo2837]

Friendly reminder. The whole "Alpha, beta" hierarchy bullcrap is derived from a study of wolf pack behavior. The problem being, those wolves being studied were in captivity, all unrelated, and the living conditions weren't even very good either. The guy that did the study wrote a book about the alpha hierarchy and has spent the last few decades telling people to stop buying it because it's all totally wrong when he eventually did a proper study and found wolf packs in nature are typically just regular family structures led by *both* parents. These "Alpha male" hierarchies are literally just glorified prison gang structure. Not even wild animals normally act like this. "Alphas, betas, etc." effectively don't actually exist (outside of prison) since the whole concept is flawed at the very roots.

[@mo-s-]

This is why you peer review your studies, so stupid people don't read it and arrive at bat shit conclusions

[@gvd72]

They exist for some other animals, such as chimpanzees.

[@orterves]

Sure but I have a feeling that telling these men their Alpha bullshit is based on essentially glorified prison gang culture wouldn't deter them

[@ASFPie]

​@@gvd72Even then, people use the term "alpha male" wrong. They just think it means aggressive and without emotion. Alphas in the primate kingdom, are usually the ones who benefit the tribe the most. A majority of time, the alpha is helping every member to achieve a state of respect amongst the group.

[@imveryanxious]

@@ASFPiethis. also it’s funny how with wolves, the alphas are often females (afaik) but these ”alpha males” do not accept women to act ”masculine” in any way. their view of the word alpha is just beyond twisted lmao

[@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis]

“Pay us $18k and we’ll teach you about financial freedom” is such a wild take. If you have that money, chances are you don’t need that course. Everything they teach you can be learned for free on the internet. Or better yet, join the military. They’ll actually pay YOU to berate you and teach you how to be a man somewhere along the way. I really hate people who scam like this.

[@personahub3740]

Its actually so depressing to see that some people actually pay for this and think they're learning from it.

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

“I survived” And what did it cost you? “…$18,000 😞 “

[@huntercool2232]

A program that claims to try and make you more independent by making you follow orders without question is like going to rehab and the doctor gives you drugs to help with your drug addiction.

[@theakkusor]

​@@huntercool2232funny enough, that's EXACTLY what rehab does

[@Wayte13]

They've been so successfully convinced that standing up for yourself is "being triggered" that they think they're learning a valuable skill paying to get berated and bullied

[@TWilkinson89]

Proactivly not subscribing in hope that this comes true ​@OfficerVuuduu

[@one_schizfreud]

Fact of masculinity, those who don't speak calmly do not carry a big stick. If someone loses their shit they have already lost.

[@Fleetstreetbestone]

What matters is the internal state, you can exaggerate anger in precarious situations for personal safety reasons. Anger isn’t always a bad thing, as long as it’s not predatory.

[@one_schizfreud]

@@Fleetstreetbestone it is by its very nature defensive, one dose not appear Alpha by acting cornered,but of course it does have it's time and place.

[@Jordabrz]

An angry man that knows how to remain calm will always be able to overcome an angry man that is controlled by his emotions 🎉

[@alexbibby9641]

@@Jordabrzessentially the Jedi saying that power is nothing without control

[@bain8renn]

@@Bfkcjscbsnjc ik its a bad idea to respond to a troll / bot, but thats not how pc specs work, and in the video he literally mentions that there are massive problems with the games performance actually just braindead

[@anonymousm9113]

Former Infantry Drill Sergeant here. We have a reputation, but if you look at any number of real military training footage, be it Marine Corps Boot Camp, Navy SEAL training, or Ranger School, you'll see very few instructors that act like the overgrown steroidal babies in these clips. "Instructor resumes, good." Yeah, a couple of ex-SEALs, used-to-be Raider and Aviation Marines, a former SWAT officer, nothing overly impressive in the grand scheme of things, when you consider other KZbinrs who offer positivity and such after decades of service in military special operations. These guys look like they checked the boxes, got their token "cool guy" service, and decided to translate that into a lucrative cosplay where they get to be the stereotype of the military instructor while collecting massive paychecks. No, real military instructors can and will be hard on you, but in the end it all serves a purpose. As a Drill Sergeant, I didn't need to berate, intimidate, insult, or threaten any of my Trainees, because I knew two things: I'd earned what I'd earned over my years in service, and I had the backing of the US Army so long as I remained fair and ethical. If a kid didn't make it, they didn't make it and would be back on the streets within a few weeks or months. Make it through 14 weeks (now 23 or so) of training, earn your Blue Cord, and move on to the real challenge that is the real-world Army. Ranger, Special Forces, Delta, and other schools/selection programs are much the same. If you want it, you endure and earn it. Training is always the easy part. Doing is where it gets hard. Paying $1000s to be treated like complete poo by what amounts to the most toxic "instructors" ever is stupid.

[@spacedoctorkai]

One hundred percent correct. And thank you for serving

[@rusty7984]

Plus all recruits ( trainee whatever they’re called in their respective branch) are all medically screened prior to shipping out to make sure their bodies can handle the rigors of boot camp/basic training and while in training there is all sorts of checks and balances to make sure the training is being conducted correctly and safely. All these men look to be in all sorts of physical condition some look like they work out a lot and some look like overweight slobs that haven’t ran a mile since high school and their ages seem to vary most of them middle aged . So you know they didn’t get screened and just paid the 18 big ones to get yelled at and degraded to feel like a man.

[@firstlast8258]

​@@spacedoctorkaiserving the elite 🤓 🖕

[@NoShouldersCat]

“Serves a purpose” ah yes to mind break and mould as the military sees fit, another pawn to be used and thrown away

[@4000Wiggins]

It’s easy to be an aggressive asshole. It takes much more character to be both strong and kind.

[@CharlesWilliams-z1x]

The fact that they have 18k to just throw away and they still feel like losers says a lot smh🤦🏿‍♂️

[@JoshYarlett]

Good point. I feel like they probably just got completely brainwashed into grindset culture hence why they believed it would be useful to be pointlessly uncomfortable for 18k

[@PontiacMusic]

Just uploaded a new song can you rate it 1-10?

[@atom8248]

@@PontiacMusic It's alright, like a light 6. I would recommend posting on a subreddit or forum specifically for rating music, there's also a bunch of discords for that. Spamming youtube comments is unlikely to get you anywhere, and the feedback you get will be limited at best.

[@PontiacMusic]

@@atom8248 ❤️okay thanks

[@bink]

They're already losers for wasting $18000 on a 3 day program thinking it's going to dramatically alter their life. The military does this but you get years of training, you're not going to learn sh*t in 3 days.

[@spacedoctorkai]

These people are the types of people that say "I woulda joined the military but..." A: "I woulda punched the drill sergeant" B: "I don't like authority" C: some other ignorant bs

[@ammagon4519]

D. "I don't want the dylng part of the military"

[@kainnine4494]

@@ammagon4519or the killing part…

[@t29heavy67]

I would have joined the military but they said i couldnt smoke weed

[@Sympllk]

D. All of the above + more bs

[@rosesapling72]

I wouldve joined the military but I was too silly :P

[@tegridyprime]

"I can already see half of you don't belong here." Dude is ripping his motivational speeches straight out of every movie that has an underdog storyline💀. I was waiting for Trapt to blast through the wall and start playing Headstrong at any moment.

[@dwane4796]

Odd reference, but he honestly felt like Bonzo from Enders Game.

[@tegridyprime]

@@dwane4796 Not odd at all. I totally feel you on that😂

[@ekoreplayz9925]

i like how the guy at the beginning refused to give his bag so the instructor says everyone goes in the water, he denies, the instructor says ok then youre not going in the water and he goes in

[@huntercool2232]

5:50 bro sounds like a middle schooler who just figured out how to swear

[@shaxxmeer]

NO ACTUALLY IT'S SO FUNNY

[@makro477]

Bro needed a fuckin counter

[@pleasedonotvisitmychannel]

It's 2000s Xbox Live all over again

[@MjMaduell]

@@makro477from what i counted in that clip 9

[@nnaemekaokpareke8462]

If he yelled at us like that, I would sh&t my pants😊

[@Moussecakess]

What ppl do to don't go through a real mental health treatment by real professionals...is unbelievable.

[@riskybiscutz]

I feel like the kind of person this sort of thing appeals to is already bought into this idea that 1.) therapy is beneath them, and 2.) more money spent means higher quality product. So to them it’s a no-brainer, to everyone else, THEY are the no-brainer.

[@LeftyPantaridis]

Forreal. It’s because people want quick fixes. This course is ooh “in 3 days I’ll solve all of your issues with your self image and make you feel the most masculine you’ve ever felt.” So a lot of older men who are old fashioned in their thinking see this as the solution.

[@natenero]

therapy exists to keep you imprisoned in your pain. the number 1 symptom of depression is THINKING ABOUT IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. You open your mental wounds weekly with your therapist and perpetuate the feelings. It is another subscription model.

[@crunchysalmons]

broken people fr. these ppl can apparently still vote too

[@ravantgarde1899]

@@nateneroL take

[@andrewevenson2657]

As someone who was in the army, this is not how drill sergeants act lol. They don’t scream at you non stop. In fact, some of them don’t even scream at you. They know they have authority, and they speak with authority. They tell you what to do and you do it. Granted when you join the military you are subject to UCMJ, and so you do have to listen. These guys in these videos have no real authority, and mistake screaming and swearing as authority. Drill sergeants aren’t even allowed to swear in modern day army, and they are just as good as if they did swear.

[@zyzir]

if you end the point with saying they are just as good if they do swear what was the point of even bringing that aspect of it up

[@kakapodraws]

​@zyzir I think you might have misread it. Their point was that they don't need to swear to be good.

[@andrewevenson2657]

@@kakapodraws that was my exact point. The guys in these dumb videos think that swearing and threatening is tough. It’s not. It shows that you don’t have confidence and authority to convince people without using such tactics. It’s the all bark no bite concept really.

[@DamienDarkside]

I've had conversations with WW2 veterans near my house about leadership when I lived near a retirement home. Two of them were higher in position. They spoke with how they never yelled at those under them, only spoke with authority. They knew that treating people with respect would get you respect. They knew screaming and yelling got nothing. "Only time I yelled at my men was to 'get down!' or 'keep moving!'."

[@hatethetube46]

It’s like when dad isn’t mad. …just disappointed.

[@61936]

In summary this is men with insecurities getting yelled at by other men with insecurities that they can’t properly address

[@logans2976]

It makes it worse that the "instructors" are all veterans

[@thugstin6429]

Honestly, that mailing list must be invaluable. That group is full of dudes with 1000's of $'s to throw away on obvious scams. You could sell them anything.

[@169FLOZ]

Holy shit you're right. It's a goldmine. Supplements, "coaching", books...

[@faxmine]

Oh my god. You're a genius.

[@KhattaRapidus]

Bet they're the dudes paying the Only Fap girls.

[@huntercool2232]

I understand going through situations and experiencing that make you uncomfortable to make you a better, stronger, and more independent person. But being bullied and spit on does not raise someone’s self esteem, it lowers it. The people who fell for this probably had the mindset of this being like a Kung Fu Panda training montage where you’re constantly smacked around with a stick and you suddenly turn into a Kung Fu Master within less than 10 minutes.

[@seashellgarden2227]

I think it's out of despriation rather than legit having enough money to spend on shit like this; they look fit and in their 30s roughly, (some are greying so even older). Probably saved up enough money overtime. This is just their last resort, and a really, really, bad one at that.

[@LaBenna]

I think it's kinda sad that there are people out there that struggle financially and can't afford to study and pursue something they really like, and then there are dudes like them that waste 18 grand on useless courses from fake gurus and all that stuff. Those kind of people really should learn how to spend their money

[@sugabopp]

some people just spend their money on a lot of small stupid shit so they dont get to experience being ripped off all in one blow

[@sadie_cat]

These guys turned themselves into pay pigs

[@PontiacMusic]

Just uploaded a new song can you rate it 1-10?

[@firstlast8258]

Money is at the job if you are able bodied

[@schwarzerritter5724]

Any man who must say "I am an alpha" is no true alpha. -Tywin Lannister

[@athena5573]

any man who must pay $18000 to get affirmation by some meathead that they are alpha is no true alpha -athena5573

[@trevoreggleston5815]

alpha doesnt exist its a myth

[@PlayTheWay]

No such thing as an alpha male. We aren't wolves

[@Peter_1986]

​@@PlayTheWay "Alpha male" is a colloquial term that refers to men who have a high social status - by that definition, alpha males definitely exist. There are always specific men who are viewed as the most popular men, for various different reasons.

[@Blake-pn6xm]

@@Peter_1986stop baiting

[@corbingilpin5267]

Bruh just enlist in the Marine Corps, you get paid and it’s 13 weeks of this beautiful training

[@hoodieso8858]

Lol, ah yes evening bdr and hazing.

[@Bohdunno-r3p]

As a larper i can confirm that fighting with hundreds of people while clad in armour is fun

[@KidBowsur]

Sounds like more fun than whatever this weird shit is. Imagine paying for someone to treat you like shit

[@gangstalkedindividual]

@@KidBowsur if i wanted to pay someone to treat me like shit, i'll hire a dominatrix.

[@EruditeFeline]

​@@gangstalkedindividualso real

[@rickeydart3040]

@@KidBowsur I don't have to imagine it. I'm an Assassin's Creed fan.

[@yeahdontknow57]

Thank you, the foam swords are super fun

[@f1wwwagonburner132]

As a Marine infantry combat wounded veteran I would literally laugh in their faces, that shit is a fucking joke.

[@axelbrackeniers5488]

I was in basic training in Belgium and even i’m laughing my ass off lol. I am not even close to being a “bad-ass” but this instructor doesnt even get the respect of these guys under him and he gets talked over constantly. Even the instructor isnt an “alpha” 😂

[@Valkbg]

@@axelbrackeniers5488 I havent served but I think a proper instructor would instill at least some respect even when they are silent.

[@f1wwwagonburner132]

@Valkbg you sound look up Marine Corps Bootcamp. As a vet, I can laugh at it. At the time I was going through it, time sucked.

[@axelbrackeniers5488]

@@Valkbg from what i’ve seen the US is way more difficult than the basic training i’ve done so i’m not gonna pretend i’m some badass but if we tried what they did here, you’re not going to have a good time. If you did that in any US bootcamp, you’re going to have an even worse time. Especially in the marines, they absolutely do NOT want people that dont follow orders or basic instructions. The military is all about teamwork, if you cant do that, you’re a goner. Look i’m not even advocating for the military but…. If you’re going to pay 18K for this… just try for the military… if you cant do that, just try to become a volunteer firefighter. ANY of that stuff will make you more of an actual “man” than this. Plus you’d actually be doing something and people would respect you lol

[@axelbrackeniers5488]

@@f1wwwagonburner132 oh yeah its no joke, the marine bootcamp is some tough stuff. I couldnt do it i dont think

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

Alpha Male "Drill Instructor": YOU! Why are you here, scrub? Goku: I hear you're pretty strong.

[@Ineedgames]

Goku: Yelling without powering up? You must be strong.

[@diegocordova3262]

*"Alpha Male" "Drill Instructor"

[@tristandaries1129]

The best part is this is WORSE than military training: 1. Drill instructors aren’t allowed to touch their students 2. Drill instructors aren’t allowed to swear at their students 3. If you have objections to something a drill instructor tells you to do, you can do so or take it up with their senior officer 4. If you want to unenrol at any point, you are free do to so

[@John_Souls]

Man, this praying on insecure young man is a problem on a massive scale, and completely no one is covering it, which makes it even bigger problem. It's awful.

[@CyrusLagom]

You been hit by the bot wombo combo. God damn

[@OP-rooster]

Eggs😊

[@robertmusil1107]

No one is covering it because no one cares about men. Media is all over "female body standards" or their "struggle" being catcalled. We're literally completely fucked up in every possible way and if we complain we get destroyed even more.

[@CoryTrevorSmokes]

It's definitely the lesser spoken about consequence of the digital era. We see a lot about young women who have immense pressure to be perfect, or beautiful 24/7 as a result of social media, but nothing about the young men who feel they don't have a place, or who don't know their identity because masculinity is viewed as bad. With all of that being said, toxic masculinity is a very real, and bad thing, but the definition of toxic masculinity is so anything masculine at this point. It's a shame

[@Numbskulli]

@@CyrusLagomfive bot messages IN A ROW is insane

[@nounaboubou4513]

It breaks my heart to see these insecure guys who seem in desperate need of help, get used, abused this way. Thank you Charlie for exposing these monsters.

[@larrybrock6811]

They are grown men if they weren't smart enough to see through the micro-thin layer of bs they deserve to learn their life lesson the hard way. Program might have some merit after all... at least in teaching grown men shrewdness so not to be as easily duped.

[@wetsocks4460]

⁠@@larrybrock6811they’re vulnerable and insecure, they don’t think they have any value as a person and their desperation to be better and to be “Alpha” likely blinds them to the predatory nature of the program. Being a grown man doesn’t Inherently mean much at all, one grown man may feel okay with who he has and believe himself to be adequate, he looks at the programme and sees it as a scam. Another Grown man has been indoctrinated into the mindset of “Being an Alpha male is gonna get you the girl.” and has not seen any love, platonic or other, he can’t stand the thought that the values he held at his core for so long are awful so he believes that the issue is that he isn’t Alpha enough, he feels horrible about himself and believes that he’s inadequate and has no value outside of his “wolf pack status” which as of now he believes to be “Beta”. He looks at the Programme and sees a way to turn his life around, a way to finally feel loved by those around him, and an opportunity to be *Better*. There are so many things that could impact someone’s judgement of an opportunity like that to the point where I find it difficult to blame these people for falling victim to this dumb programmes predatory practices, they’re insecure and they absolutely need help, wether that be through personal thought, or therapeutic practice.

[@JL-lg9xs]

Yeah it really is sad. Unfortunately, a lot of the comenters here on this video see fit to mock peope who were the victim of a scam.

[@JamesGriffinSpiteHouse]

Military Initial Entry Training pays YOU for the discomfort.

[@stefanmilicevic5322]

That's what I have been thinking the whole time. Just go to the military, for goodness' sake. You learn actual useful skills and also toughen up more, much better than being exploited by these Charlatans.

[@BingusLover45]

Honestly, I would do that if joining the military didn't mean serving the US that in turn serves their corpo doners​@@stefanmilicevic5322

[@soulknife20]

Been there done that. Seen a few clips of these yahoos. They ain't got nothing on drill instructors. Drill instructors want you to succeed and know that they have to tear you down to build you back up.

[@MGCFrankNField]

@@soulknife20 DIs also probably know how to mess with your mind in more ways than just yelling and screaming. When it's all just the yelling in the video, it just sounds like a copycat and makes me laugh. Videos of DIs don't make me laugh nearly as much

[@huntercool2232]

fr what a deal

[@sackoman]

the military is free and it actually teaches you lessons and discipline 😭

[@firstlast8258]

Nothing is free 🤓 🖕

[@TampicoV2]

@@firstlast8258it literally is, i mean you get paid for it so it is free and even earns you money

[@gdkloxius]

​@@firstlast8258for the military Money-wise: yes Your time and energy: no Still, you get paid for joining the military

[@lightyagami8377]

Military doesn’t teach you discipline. Don’t want to get deployed, do your job, or anything extra the military requires of you? Just go to mental health, say you’re in physical pain, or just get pregnant. The standards in the military now are non-existent.

[@cagneybillingsley2165]

these people are either too old or bootcamp rejects

[@downloadstuffgames]

I was in the infantry, you had to pay ME to do this shit.

[@Fleetstreetbestone]

Didn’t it Instill a form of discipline though? like 10k is a scam but if your getting paid to become a stronger man go you.

[@simonblackquill889]

@@FleetstreetbestoneThe problem is that it’s 18k for 3 days, which won’t break any bad habits or anything, so it didn’t even do anything, while the military actually does something for you.

[@erickperez8770]

​@Fleetstreetbestone I found the sheep. It's you buddy.

[@Valkbg]

@@Fleetstreetbestone There is a thing called self-discipline.

[@poisonshadow317]

@@Fleetstreetbestoneyou're better off at the NG than spending 18 grand on an irl version of gmod military rp without everything else

[@carolerobbins9522]

LARPing is looked down on but it definitely kept me off the streets and not pregnant when I was a teenager Damn, those guys got ripped off. I got that treatment from my dad for years absolutely free of charge

[@uglyrobot1975]

REAL LMFAO

[@SmitzPNK]

​@squiresandspurs219 sounds like they are LARPing, they LARPing what they think a bad ass is too bad they miss the mark by a mile

[@personnel5757]

same

[@ArisenLegend]

@squiresandspurs219my loud car is quite fun to press the gas pedal in and I consider it one of my great joys in life; however, there’s way too many people that will speed and cut through traffic like it’s a video game. I usually imagine a soccer mom with 4 little ones in her car, just taking them home from practice, and the fact that their safety is ultimately more important than my own. On that note, if another loud car wants to get to it with me at a stoplight and the roads are clear, we’re gonna see if the loud=the fast.

[@preyscalling]

“Not pregnant when I was a teenager” Was I the only teen who liked women in armour?

[@huntercool2232]

1:14 Charlie has a legitimate superpower where he can go from Shaggy Rogers build to Dwayne Johnson build in a matter of seconds

[@bromez556]

Jump scared me fr with that flex tho

[@laurenk1766]

Holy crap! Was not expecting those guns! Cute either way though. 😀

[@ChrisVillagomez]

​@@bromez556 Fr man I felt like Kai Cenat when he watched Charlie pull out his guns to talk mad shit about Sneako 💀💀

[@2ynthiaa]

This feels like a roblox military tycoon XD

[@mushrooms770]

Clone tycoon head ahh

[@machetekid07]

This just feels like a program for guys wanting to go into the army but too scared to

[@glo0py22]

My favourite video emerged from these camps is the guy who's being told to ring the "leaver bell" coz he failed, but he thinks it's a test so he doesn't ring it... they clarify that he's literally dragging everyone down and they won't move until he rings it. Bro got bullied by delusional people

[@PilliamWilliam]

​@OfficerVuuduu Don't translate: no.

[@joemama2737]

God they really are like the lame version of the navy seals

[@whope1623]

​@OfficerVuuduu Nah

[@joemama2737]

@@Bfkcjscbsnjc Bro is onto nothing 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Darthwgamer]

@@joemama2737 Why did we let him cook??

[@Finikss01]

The MDK man said “fucking” 8 times in a 20 second video. master of words

[@rundown132]

Typical alpha male lexicon

[@wintonnguyen]

Giving Vivziepop competition in how many times a person can swear.

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

Sailors now have a competition

[@DevilJhoMama]

@@wintonnguyen Isn't that show about demons or something though?

[@wintonnguyen]

@@DevilJhoMama Yeah, but there was a thing where they would always say it to the point where it’s just comical in how hard they’re trying to be “adult”. Search up “written by Vivziepop” for reference.

[@sour-eyelids]

Imagine paying 18k just to be yelled at by an insecure toddler, like you have parents that can do that for free

[@Pitchblack96]

Everytime charlie flexes, I get so surprised. Dude has a sleeper build frfr

[@danieldaniel-ol6dz]

I don't follow this guy, but I remember him posting about "starting to work out" about 4-5 years ago somwhere. So kinda makes sense he is built now. 💪

[@virgileusa]

Kind of the magic of camera and angles

[@0800149]

@@Axelarden Fuck you're dumb haha. He's saying the exact opposite.

[@cozz124]

@@Axelardenmaybe he meant that the angles are good at hiding his build

[@szandorkane6372]

I believe he mentioned before that he actually stopped building muscle because due to his height it was giving him the "meatball" look, so he didn't want to overdo it.

[@ericknoriega6507]

How does someone actually believe they gon become better in an alpha male camps?💀

[@crazed571]

Desperation

[@crazed571]

​@Ronniemcfloyd.Shit... fine, I'll subscribe

[@zanebostick]

Too much money, too much time, too little brains, and an incessant desire to be better than your peers. You know how they say the top 1% holds as much wealth as the bottom 90%? Yeah, 99% of that 1% are stupid, just like everyone else.

[@corey2232]

@Ronniemcfloyd. Don't translate... ਮੇਰੇ ਜਪਾਨੀ ਡਿੱਕ ਨੂੰ ਚੂਸੋ

[@reggie1847]

They scared of the fucking army.

[@typth_tappy]

it's crazy how some men will sign up for $15k programs instead of recognizing they have emotional issues and working on them

[@HighscoreLaboratory]

For real, it's ridiculous

[@deadsparksgamingchannel]

@OfficerVuuduu i translated and this guy killed my entire family

[@Maxwaffle3527]

​@@HighscoreLaboratoryslippen jimmy pfp L

[@Eaaaaaaa472]

@OfficerVuuduuThe jokes on you I’ve been meaning to die for quite a while LOL!

[@k29king1]

A real man will admit weaknesses and that they’re only as strong as their biggest weakness and work on it, rather than role play as alphas to try and feel better. Real men arent afraid to go to a therapist.

[@Jules279]

Imagine if Gordon Ramsay went to this clown show.

[@Yoicjtenkai]

Don't compare gordon to these fakes. Unlike them, he's a master of his craft

[@chemicallylemon]

Oh man I never saw the clip of the "instructors" actually going back and forth with the "students". They can't even run their own boot camp for 3 days! That's fantastic

[@huntercool2232]

I really wanted to hear someone say “do it” when he was threatening to cut his own skin. Like bro how is that a threat? You’re threatening to harm YOURSELF and it’s not like anyone there actually cares about you or your well being.

[@garystinten9339]

Shoes disobedience by throwing chair.. DOOO IITTTTT!!!

[@orang1921]

even if it's just in the sentiment against "alpha males," saying stuff like "it’s not like anyone there actually cares about you or your well being" isn't okay

[@huntercool2232]

@@orang1921 It’s hard to care about him by the way he acts. But you’re right. You should always be concerned about a person’s health no matter how terrible they are, that was poor wording on my part. But I’m just saying he’s threatening to hurt himself if these people don’t do what he says. Like who does that? 💀💀

[@Rustybucketgames22]

No balls

[@eh4458]

Hey I just wanted to say I respect you a lot for realizing what you said was kind of messed up and correcting it, a lot of people can’t do that and it’s honestly one of the best traits to have now a days

[@regularfern]

6:06 if I wanna be yelled at like this, I can just go to my dad’s house

[@reyplay05]

I laughed for like 2 secs and then it wasn't so funny

[@hoods-music]

That's how laughing works@@reyplay05

[@cassdun619]

There is one similar to this that claims that a program like this will "cure" your ptsd and honestly.... its so dumb and these "instructors" need to face legal ramifications

[@yikesnando9996]

1:16 sleeper build

[@Jesse-rm8dg]

Seriously

[@hayden7511]

LITERALLY LIKE HOWWW

[@PizzaPartify]

everytime he flexes the tides move

[@swiftlyjer-pdf]

in my first year of theatre school, they also told us that over 60% of us would not make it to the end. i think literal acting professors were less dramatic than these chumps.

[@MKPB-sy7dz]

1:17 whoa whoa whoa there Charlie, save some for the rest of us!!

[@dreadedchari9879]

I was bout to say damn he strong as hell😂😂 outta nowhere😭

[@michaels5210]

I was about to say lolllll “damn bro way to make us feel bad”

[@changochango1551]

5:39 Reminds me of the teacher who would go overboard screaming 3 days before we went on a school field trip

[@darrinlaw2832]

Wizard larpers are also harmless. They do what they like and thats that. These goobers now just walk around at best unlikable and rude.

[@WilliamAftonOfficial_]

1:10 noodle 1:16 HOLY SHIT

[@Super_Sonic_gamer714]

Bro, these bots always come back 💀💀💀

[@ziare2goated188]

You’ve been botified. They’re everywhereeee

[@ggshowz9483]

​@@Super_Sonic_gamer714bc Charlie is the best they know ppl always pu

[@MovingVanFromMars]

Right? Didn’t expect the gun show!

[@nagol4k]

@OfficerVuuduugod protects me from that bullshit gang

[@toddmueller8948]

My wife has MS and has started regular ice dips in Lake Michigan. These choads aren't anything special. Laying in an icy lake to deal with debilitating nerve pain is more hardcore than anything these little boys will ever do.

[@gc4161]

That men’s pay 18000 to feel some pain being uncomfortable for 3 days women have periods with high pain and a lot side effects each month for about 3 to 7 days …your wife is a warrior ms is hard core thing to have

[@DragoIV-ve5hf]

so this is how villains get their henchmen

[@basicweeb4272]

Larping is fun tho... I like pretending I'm a wizard that can chuck firebolts

[@JamesMoris283]

IKR, I’m currently larping as someone with a dad 😄

[@jukeboxraven]

That one man who got yelled at and then kicked out for not going to the ice bath, then proceeding to go to the ice bath, reminds me a lot of my brother.

[@RAGEAlanBun]

When I was 19 me and my friends went on a trip to Poland. One night I got so excessively drunk, I had the worst fear and hangover ever and wanted to go home despite still having a couple of days left. I travelled to the airport and could only get a last minute flight to the south of England for £350 (I live in the middle of Scotland) and had to pay £550 for a taxi home since it was so far and I just wanted home asap. It was one of the worst experiences ever and one of the most stupid things I’ve ever paid for. I could make this trip 20 times and it would cost the same (and probably be better) than spending £18,000 on one of these alpha male bootcamps; the fact anyone willingly parts with this much money for one is absolutely mind-boggling.

[@ohokok]

rich people are generally stupid

[@RedMatrixRisen]

Insecurity. That's all that needs to be said.

[@nediAW]

"YOUR SOULS ARE MINE 😡😤😡" is such a crazy thing to say unironically.

[@FatalAlcatraz]

F'ing Shang Tsung 💀

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

Nah, it’s more like Professor Poopypants hypnotizing George and Harold so he can try to make them stop laughing in the Captain Underpants movie.

[@lilscenechick1995]

He “would’ve joined the Marines but” 😂

[@humand0969]

@@lilscenechick1995 they were too beta for him

[@pufferfancyfish]

Reminded me of hades from the Hercules movie “you forgot one teensy weensy tiny detail I OWN YOU!!”

[@Littlejimmydoogan]

Going to boot camp or basic training can (not will) reboot your brain to a degree and make one more proactive about stuff in their life, but that kind of change takes a lot longer than three days and you still need months of follow on training and interaction in a unit to become somewhat normal again. You also need the soul crushing despair of "this is my life now" because you signed a multi year military contract, not being safe in the knowledge that you will go home to a normal life on Monday. This three-day weekend stuff is just larping the most annoying parts of boot camp, and the fact that these guys a charging these bozos 18k for it makes it just the saddest scam ever.

[@keithrobertson2401]

Yall need to do a moist alpha team camp where it’s more of a contest of fortitude and preservation and instead of a steep cost of entry you pay contestants for each round they survive, with a nice final prize for the moisty most moist champion of them all. Hella moist trophy.

[@CrazyAspyKid]

That's pretty cringe bro

[@bellAa_akaPlusheen]

​@Shoegazebasedgenre0. I love being a Greek alphabet 😊

[@dominicsergi3904]

The trainer of this camp is the definition of that one kid who used to say at elementary school bullies . “My mommy thinks I’m tough”

[@kaitykimball1461]

These dudes will do anything to feel tough without actually joining the military

[@Benefits]

The guy that was waving the knife around is a part time grocery bagger at my local Publix.

[@Blackstonelegion]

Are you serious? 😅

[@huntercool2232]

A program that claims to try and make you more independent by making you follow orders without question is like going to rehab and the doctor gives you drugs to help with your drug addiction.

[@adamkadir3803]

All the hardest, manliest, toughest dudes I've ever met - farmers, soldiers, fighters, street dudes, the meanest guys were always SUPER respectful. They weren't always a moment away from snapping. They weren't bullies. These guys however reek of insecurity.

[@chrispoe8404]

22 year Marine, 2 years Reconnaissance Bn. This is GARBAGE. 😂. Thanks for letting me know this exists!!! What a scam. Subscribed!

[@noballs12345]

Arugha swamp man. edit thought you said 2nd Reconnaissance Bn. lmaooo the Arugha Doc still stands.

[@willischwabe1324]

Do you know hmm.. Jameson Travels or something? He is an ex marine making content about marine stuff and such. Good man! Also: I wonder what would happen, if you sneaked in a true drill sergeant or marine like you are. I suppose the instructor would break under the pressure. It would be hillarious to see it and also to see the other guys reactions to making the temper tantrum throwing, bought authority guy, into your biiiich

[@Argumemnon]

And when the graduates fail to become master of the world, they'll blame others for being scared of their alphaness.

[@belindapoplin5439]

No respectable leader is cursing over and over again and still expecting to be respected 😮

[@thegaming208]

vivziepop has less swearing than the alpha male mdk project guy lmao

[@kef1308]

Foul💀

[@collinkeyser6827]

Wish Joe Rogan Is Giving Her A Run For Her Money

[@Caeylo]

As someone who did an actual military bootcamp, that bootcamp is the whole circus

[@enthusiasticgamer2092]

It’s like their role playing basic military training, except the military pays you to be there not the other way around lol.

[@spooks628]

1:15 Holy shit that was a jumpscare. I knew he was jacked but damn thats some sleeper build.

[@justanegg8478]

I heard the name and thought they were actually training to be medieval knights. Never have I ever been more disappointed.

[@ajaxtelamonian5134]

That would actually be cool.

[@justanegg8478]

@@ajaxtelamonian5134 I KNOW RIGHT?

[@z1u512]

Dying from tetanus from a rusty knife cut in medieval times is less embarassing than these alpha male camps

[@tbotalpha8133]

@@ajaxtelamonian5134 Horseriding, swordfighting, wrestling, writing poetry to your betrothed, sneering at the peasantry, there's so much to learn!

[@johnroach9026]

Given that medieval knights were basically just thugs who terrorized whatever village they passed through, assaulted nunneries and were generally assholes to everyone who wasn't them, the modern alpha male doesn't seem too far off from that

[@standardcake18]

5:55 i have never seen such a weak man try and draw a knife trying to act tough before

[@idkhonesty-78]

ill do zero push ups every like and comment this gets i actually didn’t know my comment would go this far

[@crazed571]

I'll expect a video of you doing zero push-ups lol

[@STACADA23]

Farming likes, sad little man

[@guava88]

Get buff brother

[@Spealer]

Looks like you gotta do all 0 of them!

[@Kid_Named_Heisenburger]

*Dials number for Anti Like Beggars*

[@mr.100rupees3]

Imagine how many months of mma classes you could buy for the same price, where you would actually grow and improve

[@VikingSki]

imagine blowing 18k on this bullshit then getting laughed at by penguinz0

[@Fergus-H-MacLeod]

😂 lose lose situation