Embarrassing Holiday Memories

[@milicanovakovic1770]

I am a mythical beast for over 5 years, and I am from Serbia. I feel like nothing bad can happen while I watch or listen R&L, but I also feel like a 52-hertz whale, because I never met other mythical beast in my surroundings. I'm curious are there other beasts and ear biscuiteers in this part of Europe? Greetings from the loneliest whale of the Pannonian sea 😊

[@lauralanthalasa7]

I'm from Poland so kind of close? Hello to you.

[@Alex_MTG]

@@lauralanthalasa7 I'm glad you found each other

[@kristinaglasgow7317]

This is me out near London, ON (Canada). Then all kinds of Londoners and Canadians, in general, popped out of the woodwork to declare we don't butter our noses. LOL. Maybe Mythical needs to do a Serbian topic to bring your fellow people out. I have had several talks with people while wearing Mythical merch also.

[@TeaOnTue]

I'm from Turkey :)

[@milicanovakovic1770]

@@lauralanthalasa7 The closest one I have ever talked to :D Hello to you too, my fellow!

[@GreasyGoon]

Link: I like to get people’s names right. Also Link: Con-stan-zee

[@nolanhauck9390]

He probably got it wrong cause he was so scared to get it wrong lol

[@JennRighter]

I was thinking of this 🤣

[@j3ttagrl420]

ahh!! i should have read the comments before i made mine! 🤣

[@derrynkai]

i was thinking this the entire time, hoping they would bring this up😂

[@proverbialloaf]

“Hey, Biscuits!😃”

[@givemetimeandacrayon]

Was having a lot of anxiety about going into the city today, so I listened to this, and the Tesla piss man cured me

[@nathanhaimson]

"Tesla Piss Man" sounds like a cryptid. Bigfoot? Mothman? In LA, fear the Tesla Piss Man.

[@Dirtysoda_]

All hail tesla piss man

[@syra1541]

@@nathanhaimson yes

[@silasmarch]

"Big is my signature move when I smell my signature" for a ten word story. Which led to the Nascar drivers signing boobies, which THEN led to Rhett saying, in reference to boobies, "I won't sign it and I won't smell it. But I will come up big!"

[@luvely1062]

I had to go and watch the episode again, one of my faves 🤣🤣

[@kristiscabana]

I always find it hilarious when they can't remember stuff, but we do lol. They both always jokingly say they purge stuff from the show, but I think they might be serious LOL because there have been many occasions where they absolutely forget stuff!

[@taylamariea]

Iconic

[@djglenn9545]

“See what’s shaking on your front” -Link Neal 2020

[@jodia1856]

The first time my Dad met my Mom's extended family, he fell down the stairs! 😂 But they've been married 50 years now, so it all worked out ok. Happy holidays, everyone!!

[@inlimboxyu]

Although I was looking forward to a re-telling of the time Link fainted into his father in law's arms, I really enjoyed this episode. I, too, feel bolstered for my next embarrassing holiday event!

[@Clarisa3944]

Rhett: I’m not watching it again Link: yes you are :) Rhett: no, I’m not. Link: come on man... :) 😂😂😂

[@tinygalaxycub0834]

He really wanted to watch it again lol

[@zamara211]

Rhett, the majority of menorahs use candles. The ONLY people who use electric ones are people in living situations where they can't use candles, such as dorms and assisted living.

[@danielplatts9446]

I mean...the Shamash is supposed to light the others one by one....light bulbs can't do that.

[@zamara211]

@@danielplatts9446 true, though with an electric one, you turn on the shamash before the other ones

[@Tori-qu7ku]

Please don’t pee on my 1998 Honda Accord thanks

[@amberdiane4484]

I don’t bake or cook so I’m the aunt that brings the holiday cocktails. Everyone always wants seconds. 🥂

[@DourdenAdam]

Can I adopt you as an aunt? I want holiday cocktails.

[@amberdiane4484]

@@DourdenAdam sure thing. See you at brunch fam. 🙃 Happy holidays!

[@greeneyedgracie]

You live your best damn life, girl

[@amberdiane4484]

@@greeneyedgracie every 👏🏻 single 👏🏻 day 👏🏻 Right back at ya 👊🏻

[@benjboiplays5403]

@@greeneyedgracie indeed

[@wh0aheavy]

Hearing rhett and link talking about watching an old man pee is apparently just what I needed this morning.

[@millykay3209]

Link talking about having “sexy underwear” honestly made me chuckle a little 😂 I’ve never met a man who’d actually care enough to try to look good in underwear 😂

[@MissL0221]

"Fancy Panties"?

[@MissL0221]

All the men I know care!🤣 I'm 75yo. No not these days. I got my hubby some silk bikini undies 40 yrs ago. 😍

[@mralabbad7]

"I won't sign it, i won't smell it!" "Bu- . . ." Stap Rhett

[@devedzc]

COME UP BIG! 😂

[@demonearl88]

My drinking two cents: My dad let my friends and I drink in his basement. He knew that we were going to drink anyway so he wanted us to be at home so he could keep an eye on us. He even made sure to take our keys so we couldn't drive anywhere.

[@korubi_eCSTatic]

I knew so many people in college with super strict parents and the kids ended up going absolutely insane with the booze once away from home. Binge drinking, drinking and driving, alcohol poisoning, so many middle of the night hospital trips and combing the streets looking for people who had run off drunkenly from parties and passed out in fields and so on. I haven’t thought about this in years, but it was absolutely terrifying in retrospect. Those of us who had at least one friend’s parent in our social circle who let us experiment with alcohol under their supervision before the college years seemed to fare better because it wasn’t this huge thing that had been totally verboten so 1) we had a better idea of our limits, 2) it wasn’t so mysterious that we felt we had to get it all in at once like each party might be our last or something and 3) didn’t feel the need to go crazy as some form of conscious or unconscious rebelling against strict constraints imposed upon us. I know that is totally anecdotal and there is no easy answer to any of this, but it’s something that I feel like should be addressed with at least better education about it, in a way teens/young adults and parents will actually take in. I say that because it’s not like there WASN’T education via PSAs, very special episodes of tv shows, lectures etc etc but clearly it wasn’t reaching everyone or done in a way people took on board.

[@imperviousdonut]

@@korubi_eCSTatic I appreciate your story. As a young adult who grew up with strict parents I can attest to doing a few reckless things. There were many things I wasnt taught which I've spoken to my mom about and we both agreed should have been worth a few informative talks. But I think in most occasions most things should at the very least be open to lengthy conversations

[@snowwhite3794]

I broke my tail bone snowboarding on hard packed snow. It was tge most painful not to sit down but to get up from sitting down, when the pressure would release from sitting. That pain lasted for at least 2 years. It was terrible

[@brasilamericano]

Wow 🥺

[@j3ttagrl420]

oooouch... 😖 i can only imagine!

[@daynepascua6926]

Last year on Christmas my older cousins took me and some of the younger cousins to San Fran to go to the museum. We were in a parking garage and we saw a Tesla, and every time we walked by it would flash it’s lights. We walked by it several times and it just makes me laugh to think that there might be someone with a video with a bunch of punks Naruto-running in front of their car.

[@maryjo3255]

I always watch EB (even after listening the prior Mondsy) and especially like to see their few few minute conversation that replaces the Podcast Ads. Link's, Aunt Tecee loving the softness off GM merch and repping the boys at Sam's Club. I always greet other Mythical Beasts when I see merch in public!

[@pamelafulks582]

I Love Link's Nanna!! I think she is the person that gave Link his quirky personality.Thanks Nanna.

[@maryjo3255]

Only Ear Biscuits watchers will see Link's section of hair that gets progressively more rogue and out of place as the video continues!

[@212melc]

It was very endearing. 😄

[@pinker812]

Only thing embarrassing I can think of was really we had a very warm thanksgiving in Chicago when maybe I was 15 and we went for a walk I fell in a freaking hole like they took out a fire hydrate and didn't fill in hole it was so embarrassing.. They were concerned but I was still embarrassed

[@leannamarie1318]

You could have sued the city dawg.

[@j3ttagrl420]

omg!! they should have at least blocked off the area. i'm glad you're okay!

[@korubi_eCSTatic]

Yo how deep was the hole? That is like nightmare fuel, I’m glad you were all right.

[@pinker812]

@@j3ttagrl420 It was a 3 foot hole, it wasn't deep.

[@j3ttagrl420]

@@pinker812 i guess it could have been really bad, but 3 feet sounds deep to me! 😯 btw, i love your profile pic. i lice wall-e and eeeeevaaaaa!! 💓

[@CC-tw6su]

“Join out third degree mythical society so you can watch the man pee”

[@itzspiffy6305]

Having been born in the original St John's Hospital (now closed down and rumored to be haunted) in Oxnard, and gone to Neptune's Net starting before I can remember up until months before I left Cali, I was so delighted to hear you talking about it. I've been in Canada for over 3 years now. I still remember my mother loving to tell an anecdote about a boy she was dating telling her about this fancy sea food restaurant he was planning to take her to. Turns out it was Neptune's Net, and she thought that was so funny because Neptune's is definitely not fancy but a fun little shack/dive on the side of the road back then (still not fancy today and in fact just barely refined over the years which adds to its charm). Anyways, I have countless fond memories of countless people sitting on countless benches at Neptune's Net....and then walking across the road to wander through the tide pools. Pure California Magic....and I didn't even get started on the motorcycle brigades filling up the front parking lot. In the good old days it was a classic watering hole for motorcycle clubs to hang out and show off their beautifully babied bikes to locals and tourists alike. Nowadays, well....before the pandemic...as long as it was a weekend (or just in the summer) and the weather was good you could drive on down and find at least a few Harleys, Hondas, Crotch Rockets and more parked out front and a line of people ordering beers and sea food -- and your only worry is whether there's some decent seating in the shade available. Either way, you can literally hear the ocean, its scent delicious on the wind as it plays across your lips.

[@MJ-2797]

37:13 thanks for that moment rhett. it was very human and understanding.

[@ZoesZoo]

"We've never been asked to sign a boob. I'm a little disappointed! But don't ask. Don't ask, cuz I won't. I won't sign it and I won't smell it. But I will come up big!" That was from memory. I've watched that More a lot 😂

[@ChickenRusch]

Which episode is that?

[@ZoesZoo]

@@ChickenRusch Pop Rocks Taste Test

[@MrsSpaceCat]

My grandma bought us sexy matching lingerie for Christmas once. Mine was a thong and my husband's was a pair of green velvet boxers with jingle bells. I miss my grandma and her sense of humor. Oh yeah, she was also the person that would say "you've gained weight" and hold her hands up to her cheeks to simulate a bigger face. This could be especially cringeworthy to overhear/see and although she could be so blunt and rude, I loved being around her.

[@HoldenCoughfield]

People like that are refreshing. Seems to almost always be old people too.

[@findcassiehere]

I'm just imagining Link's kids listening to the lingerie discussion and dying of embarrassment.

[@korubi_eCSTatic]

I do that with so many things Link says or does haha.

[@duckpondwithoutducks]

Is nobody going to mention that the restaurant was at fault for having an electric cord on the floor waiting to trip people up?

[@robertanette]

That’s what I thought 😂

[@j3ttagrl420]

good point! i didn't think of that. it should have been tucked away safely, or at least taped down.

[@kristinaglasgow7317]

Speaking of the Neon mask. It's the best mask I own. It fits snuggly on all sides - especially the chin. I love the nose clip and filter area. I kinda went on a mask buying spree and have a huge stack... actually, pile of masks from various companies. Out of all the masks I own, these are the best. Definitely feel like the safest and most protective.

[@wukezhang5864]

lobotomy is the severing of connections related to the prefrontal cortex. the surgery that separates the two hemispheres is called corpus callosotomy which cuts corpus callosum in half.

[@celestialdragon3989]

Most embarrassing Christmas was watching my 17 yo ( at the time) nephew, CRY because he didn’t get something he wanted for Christmas gift. 17 yo?! Good Lordy! We were happy to get the usual.....PJ’s, a book & maybe 1 extra surprise, like lip gloss, or when child, getting my first doll

[@kendra3986]

I loved this podcast. I took a philosophy graduate seminar on the philosophy of shame, guilt, and embarrassment. They are all distinct emotions with LOTS of literature about each of them and how they relate. I enjoyed hearing your discussion about embarrassment! 😄

[@creepingjesus88]

I’m a pretty stessy person but just lying down and knowing I’ve a good over a hour of chill time listening to whatever yous have to say makes me happy. Most of the time I fall asleep which is actually not a insult to the podcasts, it’s a compliment. Always go back to listen as well. 💖

[@v3tte345]

I broke my clavicle, sternum, pelvis, 3 fingers & my hand while drunk & i'll say if I wasn't drunk that pain prob would've been excruciating

[@abigailjohnsrud3828]

I feel bad that because of Covid I haven't seen my grandparents since last year's Christmas

[@j3ttagrl420]

awwwe 😢💔 i'm so sorry. i'm sure you'll see them again in the not so distant future.

[@winniebae4alwayyz963]

*"I've never been to Tokyo..."* I can't be the only one who anticipated a "WHAAAATTTTTTT?", lol! 🤣🤣🤣

[@roohalji125]

I said it 😂😂😂

[@mrguy561]

I smell every gift and come up big.

[@JojoEnnis]

ah, finally, i can go to sleep now 😌

[@ChezDayable]

Lol. One of the best things for my insomnia, so comforting.

[@BigBoru]

the sniff thing i do the same but the real reason is that new clothes have a good smell, i think thats all...

[@mytake2688]

Everyone on here is saying im still awake when im over here just waking up at 5 yall need a better sleep schedule

[@snowwhite3794]

I wake up at 4am or 5 everyday. I cant go without my NIGHTTIME sleep

[@mytake2688]

@@snowwhite3794 at least someone has a good schedule

[@jordanmaple9434]

I work nights so I dont get off till around 5 and listen to this on the way home on my 45 minute drive

[@fiig5196]

@@jordanmaple9434 same !

[@randomcommenter7170]

5pm or am? Lmao

[@Kaitee_girlyy]

I did not know that you two made a cameo in the movie Dirty 30! Getting snacks off the dude buffet table! Crazy

[@korubi_eCSTatic]

That cuddle tho

[@Ana-ns7ek]

Ayeeee, shout out to Oxnard ☁️🦋🍓 incredible art scene from locals in Ventura.

[@123yoyopi]

"I'm lit right now by the way"🍁🔥🌬

[@jakeyeyeye5027]

I stayed up until 5AM for this 🙏

[@vancouverviking4652]

Sad

[@jakeyeyeye5027]

@@vancouverviking4652 You think so eh

[@diabeticjesus87]

When I was really little, like 3, when I got a gift I really liked I would put it the fridge. I genuinely have no idea why.

[@Livvisntinlove]

I don't have a HOLIDAY embarrassing story, but when I was in fourth grade I ate a bunch of dental floss, and as it passed things became... Tied? So embarrassing emergency room call, embarrassing all around.

[@j3ttagrl420]

omg!! so, it didn't come out on its own? 😬

[@kaarlina4258]

Takes bum floss to a whole new level 🤣🤣🤣

[@Livvisntinlove]

@@j3ttagrl420 eventually!

[@j3ttagrl420]

@@Livvisntinlove hahaha!! well, at least that happened. 🤣

[@shaunaestes579]

anyone else have a very messed up sleeping schedule 😃

[@yrok244]

I’ve been awake for 65 hours 😅

[@ramslade]

@@yrok244 I guess you have some sort of insomnia.

[@PlatoonGoon]

Why yes. Yes I do.

[@PlatoonGoon]

@@ramslade Staying awake continually isn't usually insomnia, sleeping for short periods of being unable to sleep is insomnia. Like I might lay down 14 hours and not fall asleep until 6 hours in. Or I'm wrong.

[@officialgoogleyoutube]

@@PlatoonGoon If you are indeed right, I think I might be an insomniac.

[@Potactical]

Good stuff can't sleep without it

[@shannanigansisme]

I couldn't sleep because I go back to work tomorrow after having covid. Can't seem to shut off my brain. I hope this helps me calm down. 🥴

[@ramslade]

Take care man. I hope you live a long and happy life, despite the difficulties of 2020.

[@byerboys2607]

Glad your on the mend from the virus and going back to work ive been out of work sense this all started i hope to go back to work soon 😢😢😢

[@shannanigansisme]

@@ramslade Thank you so much!

[@shannanigansisme]

@@byerboys2607 I'm super stressed about money. There's nothing worse than not being able to take care of things. Good luck to you.

[@byerboys2607]

@@shannanigansisme yep i know that feeling way to well i had a couple skills to fall back on to pick up some cash work here and there so ive managed to keep the wolves off my door step but its not been a easy year for me and iam sure aloooottt of other ppl if this crazy year has taught me 1 thing i could pass on to the next generation is have a few skills or abilitys to fall back on incase somthing happens i went from a union welder making prevailing wage to helping a freind frame houses here and there but any way things will get better after the holidays iam sure and youll be working and things will get easier for you gods speed and god bless you and yours 😁😁👊👊🖐🖐

[@sarar6523]

8? 12? 13? 9. “Oh, we were right” (me: uhhh, huh?) “9 is a number we had not said” (Thanks, Link)

[@SirFrederick]

Big is my signature move when I smell my signature

[@AspiringHermit]

Lets be honest about our Tesla urinator...he knows there's a camera and probably jumps at the chance to drop trow knowing it will be seen

[@nathanieI]

My young son's getting interested in booze. It's a social thing here in Ireland and denying it completely is like not allowing ur kid to socialise.

[@LuckyLuch1]

It will put hair on his little chest

[@laurennightingale2998]

Don't mind Link, he's kind of a prude.

[@meaghans4380]

@@laurennightingale2998 shut up. he simply explained it was how he grew up and he knows it was too uptight... happy holidays

[@laurennightingale2998]

@@meaghans4380 lol

[@TheShoGoesOn]

The best therapy 💕🥰

[@Helen-ch1gb]

I've been listening to a lot of earbiscuits lately, it helps me relax, but I realized I've been raised by GMM. Started in middle school and now I'm almost done with college and married 😌 it's been amazing and I always look forward to watching

[@jraattianwa5656]

I don't know if you guys take recommendations from here, but, you should do a podcast without a theme. Just sit down and talk whatever comes to your head. Either ways, love this podcast

[@someguyig5669]

I clicked on here for wholesome stories and heard about an old man peein on camera. The funniest unexpected story I didn't ask for lmao.

[@JennRighter]

I see Rhett going home and immediately looking for some special underwear for Jessie.

[@simsandsurgery1]

I loved Rhett talking about trying to play things off even if you’re seriously injured. The only two times I can remember publicly falling, it’s been impossible to play off. One time I broke my arm, the other time I broke my back. Kinda hard to play that off, especially the second one when I needed to be taken the the hospital in an ambulance...

[@cliffprowse3341]

My dog threw up, so now I’m awake. Yay

[@Clarisa3944]

I’m so sorry 😂😂 I feel your pain though.

[@ThisIsFiftyWithLil]

I love the feel of Mythical merch t-shirts too... oooo, so soft and so comfy. And I love repping "my boys." It's fun running into like-minded beasts... lovers of GMM good times!

[@katie-7972]

I really like the sweatshirts they have (no hood). Good texture and the ink isn't cracking quickly.

[@amberjensen2288]

The whole playing possum conversation had me in tears!! 🤣😂🤣 I was listening in my car, nearly had to pull over haha. High Five girl, I'm with you! Your decision was genius! Great episode guys, there's honestly too much to comment on! So, thanks for podcasts so great we experience them twice! Listen Monday, watch Sunday 🥰

[@lisao7600]

The "sign it and come up big" thing came from a 10 word story and lead to them talking about NASCAR and signing boobies. I remember that. Lol

[@mythicalashley9542]

I love it

[@annab6726]

boobaloobaloobies...

[@lisao7600]

@@annab6726 Yes!! Lol, I can't remember exactly how that went. Haha. So funny.

[@dakotadad8835]

Rhett who lives in in California “I drive a Tesla” Everyone else “yea... and? We could of all guessed that right away”

[@lauralanthalasa7]

People love to shit on others with more valuable things, nothing new here

[@sarahmorley1031]

I just love listening to you guys! Merry Christmas to you and your families all the way from the UK 🎄

[@katie-7972]

My family is doing gifts over zoom this year. We're the kind of family that takes turns opening gifts and goes around the circle (not the kind where everyone does it at the same time). So we can continue our usual tradition, just not in the same room.

[@Youtubeminerpuppy]

When you read this back do you think it was weird doing this?

[@katie-7972]

@@KZbinminerpuppy Yeah it was odd. I think it was the right choice at the time though.

[@sashavandeventer]

never thought id hear the phrase "i've bolstered my loins" but then i realized im listening to link neal

[@magusonline]

I love it, I never expected to hear link talking about 初めてのおつかい

[@zacharyjervis1363]

Thank yall for sharing these conversations I dig it, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Yall!

[@nathanhaimson]

I've bruised my tailbone before. It was sore for like 8 months. I can't imagine how bad breaking it would feel.

[@debs11100]

You can't embarrass 50+ year old women, they are over it.

[@emilycowles9904]

Every year on the eve of Christmas Eve my cousins and siblings all get together for “Litmas” where we just drink and have a great time.

[@nyahmanismommy]

Love you guys ❤

[@harmonydesroches]

The Lima is a superior bean

[@taylamariea]

My mum allowed me to drink in the home with her and some friends when I was 14 onwards. I’m 25 now and do not drink, and never went through a binge drinking phase like everyone else I knew who were sneaking out to parties 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@luvely1062]

I had to break, see the GMMore again and come back 🤣🤣🤣

[@ubGodschild]

I thank you for all the nights when I couldn't sleep and ear biscuits and your soothing voices came to the rescue.

[@kumichozz]

You guys are such thoughtful and kind people, in your core at least :p

[@aaliyahssi]

Yeahhh they would be flabbergasted at any of my family gatherings. All of my cousins are that person that says, "I'm staying here tonight, I'm getting wasted "

[@dorahellhouse]

I love that Link would put on clothes as soon as he got them for gifts. A new friend of mine recently gave me some fun Halloween themed sweatpants and I immediately put them on over the adult lounge onesie I was already wearing. It wasn't weird that I was wearing an adult onesie because we live together so we were at home. Lol

[@KuraDKuruta]

Hearing Link talked about "My first errand" makes me so happy for some reason. =]]]

[@decveitch6044]

I'm very accidental so I'm constantly embarrassing myself

[@EllieBellie_111]

Good morning!!

[@leannamarie1318]

Love you, boys.

[@raquelvargas7919]

I’ve been watching y’all since I was in middle school that’s crazy honestly my teacher would put your videos up in class once a week

[@honorsilverthorne7227]

What lesson was she teaching from their videos?

[@303elliott]

Damn. Thanks Rhett Edit: 37:05 for about thirty seconds. Pure gold

[@WopSalad]

Actually, Catholics light the advent candles at the beginning of mass. Lighting a new one every week of advent.

[@beckystumperth2561]

@58:29 The Catholic church definitely does not leave the advent candles burning all week. 🤣🤣 Actually, my church has five Masses each weekend and the candles are relit for each Mass to be special to those attending that Mass.

[@aryanaraposo5680]

“I’m okay, I’m okay. I’m actually dying” 😂😂😂😂

[@edgarbautista1063]

I'm glad I clicked on this video. I've never laughed more than the first 17 minutes of this video in my life!!!

[@mythicalashley9542]

I was 12 on Halloween I dressed as a christmas box I stupidily made the box knee level so I had to wobble up the steps and try not fall down them near the end of the night I wanted to go home because I had to use the washroom but my brother wanted to go to one more house to get candy and as I go to to take the first step i trip down all the stairs and piss myself

[@TvojaMAMA77]

I absolutely LOVE listening to Ear Biscuits while driving

[@aaronbuck9971]

These episodes bring such joy!! Keep it up Rhett and Link!!

[@chrispboi7906]

Link . I’m lit right now.... I’m only joking Link proceeds to be obviously high for the rest of the show High link = 40:08

[@PaigePlates]

So interesting how some people have no desire to drink. I’m so jealous of that lol

[@origin1756]

Good evening everyone!

[@mieuxdisante]

Link: "Anything you know someone is watching you to get a sense of validation... just incorporate a long and thoughtful sniff."

[@haikaido]

The only lasting impression I got from this episode was "a butt'd banana hammock"

[@Savannah3264]

Good morning fellow beasts 😁☕️

[@sevenmillionhobbies7840]

I didn’t understand social shame/bluntness until I was much older (mid 20’s). I was the kind of person who would have to explain through a joke or a sarcastic comment to laugh at it at the end. But I knew people would set me up sometimes to get what THEY wanted to say through me. At a church dinner, my pastor wouldn’t stop talking about himself and nobody could interrupt him out of respect. But 2 hours in, we were done with dessert, and done with tea, and he was still talking. I didn’t particularly care or notice until everyone kept glancing at me. I ended up saying “everyone keeps staring at me. Is it because the pastor won’t stop talking and they want me to say something about it?” That immediately shut him up and erupted a laughter. My pastor now keeps telling me “I promise to keep my mouth shut during dinner. *wink wink* “. Its been years.

[@amyrients]

I drank every time you said “Tesla” and now I’m drunk.