Emily Heller On What Not To Do While House-Sitting | CONAN on TBS

[@jessytallent8585]

"Hear me out... I'm not in it!" xDD "That girl cat... IS a 10." xDD my god, i am dying, why wasnt there a bigger laugh for that

[@adiorga]

This Pixar character looks hella real.

[@Amy-eb8fi]

Adrian Iorga aa

[@sarabdara]

The part with the cats and the boots is my favorite.... "I'm still gonna go with the boot" haha so funny. A good cat joke always gets me

[@JoseBarriosPika]

(Scrolls down to see all the negative comments about female comedians and shakes my head.) I thought she was really funny and cute!

[@mso5179]

SOMEONE GIVE THIS WOMAN A SHOW!!!!! Please...

[@scorsesesgirl]

this was hilarious, audience were crap

[@sparstangled]

What was wrong with the audience? When she got going, she was hilarious!

[@joshbriggs3884]

it's cuz they're seat fillers. Half these people came to LA to see a taping of the Price is Right or Mike & Molly or some other garbage, and ended up with tickets to Conan. They didn't expect to see comedians - let alone young funny ones - ply their trade.

[@sparstangled]

Oh, gotcha. That makes sense, thank you.

[@iluvpac804]

This unfunny bitch was not hilarious. What is wrong with you? I guess I'm just used to real comedians.

[@joshbriggs3884]

Tom Walton I guess seat fillers use KZbin too.

[@Jabez525]

I am a heterosexual male and this woman was funny as hell. Unrelated she is also a solid seven in the nerdy, chubby, red head, real women categories. She gets bonuses in the personality category and reaches an overall score of 11.5 out of 12. Fuck all the haters.

[@polko59]

Just saw her for the first time on Kumail and Jonah's Meltdown TV show, and damn I'm surprised this is the first time I've heard of her. Her bits on that episode were hilarious, and this is pretty great too.

[@pennydesouza]

starts badly, gets alright

[@tokanite]

She was good! What's with the dislikes? Tough crowd.

[@iluvpac804]

She was not good. Not at all,

[@killlalaland]

hey buddy, are you ok?

[@iluvpac804]

I am just fine i guess I am used to top tier comedians. I thought she was slow and boring.

[@iluvpac804]

But the last 4 female comics that made me laugh (the queens of comedy) sold out and entire theatre not some Hole in the wall which is obvious. And I even was a Paula poundstone fan long time ago. Just in case you think this is about race. Judy tenuta made me laugh. I like Amy schumer and I liked Rosanne Barr. Her stand up and her tv show. This bitch is just not funny. Her routine was slow and boring. If it's funny to you then fine. But I have good taste.

[@Th3LordZalor]

The way she turned around the usual "things people say to single people" was quate clever

[@TheAjc316]

She's funny. A lot of women are funny. You. Just have to be smart enough to understand the jokes.

[@michaelmarhal]

Funnier than the average comedian on Conan!

[@JacobTrueman]

Actually she got better about half-way through. Teach me to comment before watching.

[@iluvpac804]

No, no she didn't get better. The whole thing sucked.

[@beadyslay]

Tom Walton We weren't watching the same video then

[@beadyslay]

Tom Walton We weren't watching the same video then

[@iluvpac804]

Apparently not.

[@XinBiDe]

Started out a bit meh, but got pretty funny in the last couple minutes. Nice job!

[@ella122112]

Haaha I loved the rap lyrics bit the most but it was all great!

[@iluvpac804]

Eat a snickers kittens. You say really stupid shit when you're hungry.

[@ella122112]

Tom Walton Eat shit Tom. You say really stupid shit when you're a man judging female comedy.

[@iluvpac804]

I'm no. That bitch just isn't funny. And if you think she is funny, then seek help.

[@ella122112]

Tom Walton Yeah calling this woman a bitch is just proving me right. She is funny and you're to sexist and warped to know it.

[@iluvpac804]

Once again freshman psych shows his ugly head. Turn dr Phil off bitch. She just isn't funny. I like Kathy griffin. I even like Roseanne Barr in her prime. Judy tenuta was funny at first. The queens of comedy. Don't you ever think I don't like female comics. This bitch just isn't funny!!!!!!!

[@ScotPansing]

"My gardening business is taking off!"

[@THELIZMARH]

Normally female comics aren't very funny but this girl is different. She was pretty good.

[@lorna463]

this comment is written on every video of a female comedian so HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY BE TRUE.

[@florzinnha]

normally people who says that female comics aren't very funny are stupid AND sexist.

[@iluvpac804]

Female comics aren't funny florzinna

[@Rebazar]

Good shit, Emily! I hope you are able to interpret the negative criticism (or straight up silence/awkwardness) as a sign that you are doing things RIGHT, not wrong. Really, though, us intelligent folk appreciate the realness of your comedy displayed here. Keep it up! :)

[@flomoyo]

got funnier near the end, just thought the house-sitting part was really cringe-worthy

[@BadActingWYIM]

Yeah sometimes comedians take real experiences and put it in their show but sometimes its one of those things where you had to be there so you need to decipher what would work for an audience

[@BigDook81]

As an classic hip hop listener…I could appreciate her material during that segment…I thought it was pretty funny and thought provoking.

[@MikeyGaming]

She should can her PG jokes and go more of the last half, funny gal though. Love that Conan gives new comics a chance.

[@Castorshells]

She is great. Listen to her podcast, Baby Geniuses, hosted by her and Lisa Hanawalt.

[@Ritermann]

No Joke, she acts and tells Jokes just like Loui C.K. Just watch them together and you will see. She even has the same smile she gives every now and then between jokes.

[@victorbaizan9855]

She was a funny comedian, dont care if she is female. Should we not judge the individual.

[@boulshyte8932]

"im not shamalaming u" lmao

[@mihaillazarov670]

She helped me I couldn't sleep

[@tagabundok1]

Funny is funny no matter the gender of the messenger. I say this messenger has got skills.

[@hindalhashimi9578]

Just because you guys don't get or like her sense of humour doesn't mean she's bad. She has a dry and witty sense of humour which is usually not my type, but I liked her.

[@dimention999]

+Hind Alhashimi liar this is exactly ur type u suck

[@BaMafromLa]

Actually, compared to the other female comedians who were on Conan this lady wasn't too bad.

[@judejp4324]

That was straight, At first was kinda like ehh, but she had a good calm energy and was vivid as she turned up with her jokes. Shit was straight

[@Secretmachinehead]

Im not Shamalayan you this is some good stand up. Check it out.

[@DashaFayvinova]

SHE WAS IN LAZY SUNDAY AS THE CASHIER. You are welcome internet.

[@iglooo102videos]

You are not supposed to break stuff…lol..and a tape….lolllll..funnnny

[@AndroidAndr3w]

She's pretty funny.

[@Locomamonk]

wow, that was really refreshing for standup, I really like her material and how she presents it, totally want to see more!

[@lolpauve]

Surprisingly funny.

[@florzinnha]

why surprisingly?

[@lolpauve]

***** The last 10 or so stand up's I've seen on Conan have been pretty "meh".

[@ScotPansing]

Slow opening, but if you give her whole bit a shot, she really turns it around a few minutes in. And she closes strong! Standup is really hard, she's talented. She went on Conan and did a great job overall I thought. I think many people probably don't wait 60 seconds or more and just say "she sucks" and move on.

[@DarkPrincessOfLight]

surpirsingly?

[@lolpauve]

***** Yeah, how so?

[@vigneshjayakrishnan1584]

the second half was better than the first.

[@Jeekossagee]

Recorded laughs

[@Kuse82]

This wasn't terribly bad, I like some of her jokes. She's got a bit of spice, I like it.

[@miss.dannitiger]

2:00 lol

[@beckymarie8720]

She is hilarious😂😂

[@traysutherland8491]

this woman is my new celebrity crush.

[@artkarounos816]

She’s hilarious 😂🤣

[@AJ.Design]

Reminds me of Tina Fey, great stuff.

[@HarPlayer]

should of used the cat joke last

[@dragon32210]

She was ok. What I love was her stage presence, she rocked that

[@chownk]

I thought she was really funny. Nice witty sense of humor. :)

[@mohammed10338]

This women is funny as fuck

[@iluvpac804]

You must be this unfunny bitch's mom.

[@mso5179]

+Tom Walton and you must be her disgruntled ex boyfriend.

[@udubdave]

I thought she was hilarious, especially towards the ending. The beginning was a little slow.

[@domdittyful]

Listen I'm a man and im straight just getting that out there. lol So I feel like I can make a unbiased opinion that women get a bad wrap in comedy business. I mean a lot do suck but she's not bad so what's with all the dislikes? I think people are so use to seeing one's that do they just stereotype them all. an wont even give them a real listen.

[@rosssharma542]

Didn't laugh until about half-way through the set, on the bit about the rap lyrics. I thought that was a really solid bit. I also like the line "I'm not Shyamalan-ing you, there have been clues." But overall, I think she needs to work out some more quality material. Also a very weak opening, I think she should fix that first.

[@iluvpac804]

Really? You think the rap lyrics joke was solid? Eat a snickers Ross. You say really stupid shit when you're hungry.

[@iluvpac804]

Do you know what solid means?

[@Povie77]

LOL, Her Act is Similar to Louie C Ks

[@Kevinsen59]

She was kind of funny. I laughed more than the audience did.

[@2Tudew]

she was funny, and brave enough to get in front of an audience. always some haters from the peanut gallery

[@warren52nz]

I thought she was pretty good.

[@MrGrizmint]

watched this while rolling a joint. thank god im about to get high because that shit was terrible.

[@Evija3000]

A question arose while reading the comments... are commedians now called comics?

[@stalebreadLP]

They can be called either one, comedian is more widely used but "comic" seems to be gaining popularity :)

[@Evija3000]

Stalebread To me a comic is a story book with pictures. =]

[@taoist32]

Evija3000 They don't call them comics anymore. They call them graphic novels.

[@Evija3000]

taoist40 They do in my language =] And in Wikipedia. I get how it's not the best term for them, but I still don't like them messing with my vocabulary =P

[@alxiroi]

pre-recorded laughs anyone ??

[@johnd5931]

She's funny and quite attractive to boot.

[@chasecavage5666]

a funny comedian that's a woman this is great

[@BRSG.]

the girl cat is probably his relative

[@kelseycoca]

she's a gem!

[@brittanyrose8099]

Funny as fuck

[@MyplayLists4Y2Y]

Again, why do so many female comedians joke predominately about sex and relationships all the time?

[@AjaEmo]

I'm sorry, what do male comedians joke about? Last I checked, it's a lot of sex and relationships with some food jokes thrown in.

[@MyplayLists4Y2Y]

Aja Hoskin George Carlin, Louis C K, Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Burr, Chris Rock and so many more... - observational, political, and thought provoking.

[@ekoptica2756]

Tine Woodbe because its funny and people laugh

[@xition25]

Tine Woodbe Louis C.k constantly jokes about his divorce and sex. Male comedians joke about relationships and sex as much as the female ones do, you just don't pay attention to that fact when they are guys.

[@andrewfender2896]

Funny as hell!

[@chachee15]

i love red hair

[@Nobunaga1983]

She must feel like the female cat every time she goes out

[@vww3606]

This was so goood!

[@knedy]

Is she related to Brian Posehn? They look alike.

[@interneda98]

Just finished watching George Carlin, so this seems like bullshit to me :)

[@ThatsNotIdris]

Do 5 start restaurants ruin the great steak burritos of Chipotle too?

[@interneda98]

TheDJIdris In that case no, but I may find the burrito untasty

[@thekickingninja]

She is funny and very cute. I think I might be in love.

[@sidnomis1]

Good last 1/2. The first 1/2 was a little weak. I like her look, actually, though many of you are bashing her for her looks. Jerks.

[@cocomadmoiselle68]

The rap song part was the only funnish part

[@tyylit]

tumblerina jewess "comedian"

[@Carissa99Xo]

Hilarious!

[@MDMAx]

That's rare. She is good for a comedian. Wasn't expecting much of any woman comedian, but she made me smile alot :)

[@PixelPigu]

this has less views than my friends channel with 30 subs

[@MrKarnefalos]

this was uploaded about 5min ago ...

[@PixelPigu]

this is youtube we're talking about people never leave

[@FridolinH]

PixelPigu what?

[@PixelPigu]

Peter! You're 4 hours late

[@FridolinH]

PixelPigu how does that matter?

[@DadCanDance]

"Hi, how are you? You're looking well. Uh, I'm so happy to be here; I'm house sitting." In under 5 seconds she goes and utters all that. Jeesh, talk about having stage fright.

[@anotherytnameyk]

i really wanted to give her a chance, but once she started the hip hop joke.... i mean really, how bad was this lol???

[@motorcyclelad]

Very good!

[@snjasd]

she is really funny

[@SeriviusR]

I thought the dying in a gang-bang part was pretty good, I could imagine Jim Jefferies doing a bit like that. The rest not so much : /

[@victorbaizan9855]

She was a funny comedian, dont care if she is female. Should we not judge the individual. b

[@nostradormouse3583]

Maybe the female cat is a Feminist.

[@765lbsquat]

Is this supposed to be funny? Just confirms what people already know-that 99.9% of female comedians aren’t any good

[@joker_3633]

They say humour is a male gene...

[@joker_3633]

You could not be more wrong... But, this is the Internet, arguing makes no sense. Ive met some funny girls, but theyre rare

[@alexniederhauser3829]

I dig it

[@ixaon8454]

Emily is a great comedian but this one fell flat. I enjoy listening to her podcast. "Baby Geniuses". check her out! you'll love the humor.

[@almohsen12]

she is funny , and cute ;)

[@kingkobra1978]

I have been watching stand up for 20 years and i have never liked a girl comic jokes,she's the first one i like.Some of her other stuff is funnier.

[@roshankrishnan6999]

I almost hate to say this solely because I hate when people go on about how women comics aren't funny...but unfortunately, this lady just doesn't have it. I don't think I even broke a smile in the entire set, let alone a laugh. Not good at all.

[@salomon2412]

She picked it up in the last minute or two, she got some laughter out of me, slow start i should say, but she can get better.

[@JacobTrueman]

Women can be hilarious comedians. This woman ain't.

[@LittleAyishie]

love her

[@yyoveltube]

that was great

[@manoneal1724]

Ladies...what are you trying to prove at this point? Just give up. Resign to your fate.

[@underweightHater]

look, a woman! everyone listen to my feelings about her looks, and about women in general!

[@cjsopinion]

ugh. this is not comedy, it's just sad.