ALL OF r/SOFTWAREGORE

[@reilleygudaitis5310]

New drinking game: Every time Damien says “I don’t like that” you take a shot

[@Dorknt]

Fuckin rest in peace

[@6idiotsinabunker59]

See you in the hospitol

[@mommywithnokidsss]

@@6idiotsinabunker59 Why are YOU in hospital?? Let’s start with that

[@kosherre6243]

@@mommywithnokidsss many things can happen when there are 6 idiots in a bunker

[@Callawaygolfer]

Ok I will say how it goes

[@ilrosol3606]

I'm Italian and i can confirm that table spin aimlessly here.

[@mullisaukko423]

The tables just keep turning.

[@Arcticfawksie]

The tables have (and always were) turned

[@mirror_ghoul]

I can also confirm

[@Andyisdumba]

I was watching KZbin on my Samsung laptop 2018 then a green box appears so I play back and it doesn't disappear it continues until the green essence kills my screen and I never saw the laptop ever again

[@4ng3l_M1lk]

I also can confirm

[@Wren_C]

8:08 That chair next to the clipping tables has third wheel vibes.

[@grassisoverrated]

Lol

[@mailingcat]

19:13 As a chess nerd, I can tell you that it thickens your pieces movement. For example, the king can now move anywhere within a 5x5 grid around it (previously it moved 3x3) now that it’s huge. As for the other issues: Pawn deletion: Black played a strategy where they got rid of 6 of their pawns, and added a new king, acting as an extra life. Their first king is the one that gained the huge status effect Prawk: White played the Prawk move, merging a Rook and a Pawn into the same piece. This makes it so that all that prawks moves are double steps, regardless where it is. Still moves forwards only, however.

[@zurielluthjoring1661]

I know man, chess is hell

[@PonikoRoblox]

What the fuck is this it sounds so cool and messed up at the same time, you take advantages of bugs??.

[@defaultdan7923]

idk why but “the lawyer” consistently cracks me up without fail

[@sgmahoney]

I can explain that, actually. “An avocat” in French is both “avocado”and “the lawyer” so it was a result of crappy translation.

[@ebonytv6951]

@@sgmahoney dang can you not ruin his fun?I might be late but I’m only 8 days late but you were way more so you can’t say anything about that

[@MCAlexisYT]

@@sgmahoney Un avocat*

[@gizmoatlas]

Congratulations Emkay. You have successfully gotten my ADHD ass to sit down and watch a full 1-hour episode without stopping, as to how, I couldn't answer.

[@tallussy_hallussy]

Same!!!

[@cataclanfishy984]

Same

[@Chillipeffer]

Same

[@linainverse9369]

Gicf Tolito pap Sneegerkfgggdtf

[@NoahGooder]

Same

[@thenexus8384]

Damian: "what game is this, is it Skyrim" Me: "when did Skyrim get a mini map"

[@liamhillberg6587]

Since never

[@TheLordKronos]

Mods do exist

[@soup5791]

he said skyram male sheep in da sky

[@thenexus8384]

@Lissy Gutierrez the compass doesn't count

[@TheVaur2]

Bruh, dont you remember the elder scrolls into rdr and rdr2

[@sammieegoldwand]

If I remember correctly the thing at 57:42 isnt actually software gore, i mean it could be, but at some point during a team go rocket event (I think it may have been the go fest one a while back) there were multiple notifications that were just "R"

[@leticiahahn8780]

LOOK AT 56:01 LMAOO

[@w.dgaming1]

but the icon isnt the correct logo

[@emeraldnickel]

@@leticiahahn8780Professor Willduo

[@kuitaranheatmorus9932]

I love how nostalgic this video was,at the intro.

[@harbingerserenade9569]

yeah

[@ana74674]

@Squid Game 🅥 omg it's squid game hahahahaha it's definitly not a rick roll😄

[@NecroPropercy]

@Squid Game 🅥 tbh people was once smart doing rickrolls but nowadays its just stupid bots failing stupidly remeber the guy who rickrolled youtube? it was smart

[@smallchar1ie809]

T

[@furiouzgamz6838]

Angels in the Bible be like: 44:06

[@doomse150]

37:38 The impressive thing about this is that most of these simplified logos are perfectly recognizable, when you only see a half of each

[@weberman173]

tbf.. thats kinda the point of logos in general to be easily recogniazable evne if only parialy visible simplified logos just make the overall design simpler making it more easily recongnizable

[@un_weon_cualquiera.]

I'm laughing so hard at the fact that Robin thinks linux is windows vista... not 1, but 2 times

[@sudq69]

same

[@SeverYT12roblox]

Same ngl It was funny

[@poison-alarm.mp3]

He didn't

[@SunMoonSpeedruns]

An explanation for the avocado being called a laywer, it was likely translated from French as “Avocado” and “Laywer” have the same word in French, “Avocat”. or at least to google translate it does, which is where this was probably translated.

[@nefwaenre]

This is really, the best subreddit and hearing Damien's laugh again made my depression go away.

[@protatochipgiffs7101]

F for the raspberry’s respect 😭😭

[@protogen21]

F for the raspberry pi

[@protatochipgiffs7101]

@@protogen21 no

[@protogen21]

@@protatochipgiffs7101 no U.

[@auwa69]

᲼

[@thyrahoward6865]

As a developer I would love to make that elevator bit into a real thing lol

[@krio1267]

lol, where timestamp

[@thyrahoward6865]

38:54

[@thyrahoward6865]

@@krio1267 I forgot to at you. It's 38:54

[@trifun460]

Then do it

[@The_Roamerttk]

25:56 That mans computer is H I G H

[@mr.chipotle9716]

19:14 Yes Emkay, you win by making your King evolve into a Mega Chessatron but that only happens when you kill enough wild Links then gain their exp while doing a speedrun of mario64 Been there, done that.

[@2ndio405]

THATS SO FUNNY

[@Phoenyz]

you forgot the part where you devolve a pawn and take it's exp too

[@pocoyodvpocoyo3303]

among

[@defaultdan7923]

@@pocoyodvpocoyo3303 them

[@brutal1pneumonoultramicro89x09]

2:13 Grab the whole desktop -Damien, 2021

[@karolakaradebolag]

the fact that they are doing the "ALL OF r/" deeply concenrs me

[@iambored1079]

that's was I was thinking are the videos coming to an end?

[@karolakaradebolag]

@@iambored1079 other than that it could be some sort of reddit anniversary?

[@ameliarose47]

Deelee recently came to an end so they did these on that channel, and they were so well received that they probably figured to do them here too. Plus it's an excuse to rerelease content with Damien in it

[@iambored1079]

@@karolakaradebolag hopefully that's it

[@halloweenlover1031]

please please tell me this isn’t giofilms’s channel end again please…

[@zdelrod829]

Key Points in Damien's second segment: 21:51 Damien lost his Gamer card twice. The second time was Clash Royale 25:25 The Furby is downloading your soul 25:48 XBOX turns into your parents trying to act cool 26:16 Spectrum creates a paradox 27:09 KZbin has an aneurysm 26:17 CJ go brrrrrrrr

[@kermanite]

Classic Spectrum.

[@morphasia6812]

22:39 The game is Drive Ahead!

[@IO_alira]

4:54 As a Pokémon Go player, this is pretty normal. It always looks like this when the gym is loading, and it looks terrifying 😟

[@ordinarily_desperate82]

So, what pokemon is that

[@Frostfern94]

As a Pokemon Go player, I can confirm.

[@Frostfern94]

@@ordinarily_desperate82 Yes

[@Cinnaschticks]

Can also confirm.

[@racer927]

​​@@ordinarily_desperate82A Blissalaxorn

[@adezk_BAKENOHANA]

0:56 we all now know why bakersfield is called bakersfield.

[@GSerrano21]

I know it’s repeated so many times but Thats an underrated comment

[@iheartalenoah]

MIZU5?!

[@adezk_BAKENOHANA]

@ ..yeah?

[@CCABPSacsach]

7:28 I’m not focused on the software gore, I’m focused on how paying $1 is “free”

[@Ivebeenpraticing]

Guys they are selling free coffee for 1$

[@bloo_ya]

i ruined your 69

[@super-weegee]

bruh, im green years old

[@BigheadYT]

@@super-weegee im-y-years-old

[@katsugalaxy]

I'm e years old

[@BùiHiểuĐông]

*Oh yeah, another legendary compilation!*

[@spottedshoebill7207]

*So legendary.*

[@XONY_TEGA]

Woo

[@victorsanchez8568]

I need a tihi one

[@faielyne]

I love software gore so Y E S

[@rtg.mp4]

@🎄Santa Claus🎄 as we speak, all bots need to be banned so help me report them.

[@mistahjenkins4826]

Me, and literally the entire world: Vaughan (VON) Damien: VOG-HON Entire world: The F*CK'S a Vog-hon?!?

[@perigonsr]

Where even is voghon, never heard of it

[@mistahjenkins4826]

@@perigonsr I mean, I don't know where either... I know where Vaughan is, it's near Toronto.

[@ohcomeonkmsing8889]

@@mistahjenkins4826 Theres also a Vaughan in Alabama

[@mistahjenkins4826]

@@ohcomeonkmsing8889 There is? ... Huh. There is! Interesting. Still, not too sure about a 'Vog-HON'.

[@Windless-Forest]

17:00 THE SUMMONING CIRCLE OF MINNI FIGURES ON THE TABLE THO??

[@B-40TheAngerIssueGuy]

*please lol*

[@HoaPham-ub2ye]

Ah yes, all of the *suffering* and *pointless rage* in one video

[@rtg.mp4]

@🎄Santa Claus🎄 as we speak, all bots need to be banned so help me report them.

[@TatsugiriTheFeesh]

Yes

[@TatsugiriTheFeesh]

@@rtg.mp4 he isn’t a bot also do u want a link? Imma edit this comment to show u the link Edit: ok here’s the link: kzbin.info/www/bejne/honUlHufZ8uejqs

[@rtg.mp4]

@@TatsugiriTheFeesh damn that was my first time, good job

[@rtg.mp4]

@@TatsugiriTheFeesh its a good song ngl

Honestly it makes a bit of sense that avocado is translated to "The lawyer" because in French, avocado is "avocat" and it also means lawyer. lmao

[@loganstewartmusic]

Nelson & Murdock, Avocados at law!

[@ianm5686]

@@loganstewartmusic I understood that reference

[@stinkykid1352]

Same was boutta mention that but thought nobody would get it

[@philipgray5797]

I thought it was because avocado and the spanish word for lawyer (abogado) sound/read so similar

[@человек-ц2о4б]

Also in Russian language

[@Palmtop_User]

The -0 one is possibly very exciting from a numerical representation perspective. Theres two ways to represent negative numbers with only binary, ones complement and twos complement. Basically for an 8 bit number 4, b00000100 if you want -4 in twos complement, what most modern computers use, itd be all the bits flipped +1. So b11111100. But ones complement just flips the bit, so b11111011. The interesting thing tho about ones complement is that -0 is a valid concept and is distinct from 0

[@LordHoneybee]

Thanks for the math lesson-

[@veyrnotvods5542]

yes

[@NekiCat]

Since ones complement is not used, it's much more likely that this is a floating point number. Those have distinct +0 and -0.

[@Palmtop_User]

@@NekiCat i think in really old systems it is used, and that elevator did look old. I have no idea why youd use floating point in an elevator.

[@NekiCat]

@@Palmtop_User It's possible. But since this is Softwaregore, I won't ask why someone would use floats.

[@brutal1pneumonoultramicro89x09]

4:52 OH. HOHOH. **Santa laugh intensifies**

[@Astrovite]

28:50 that's like those levels in beatsaber where you have to intentionally mess up.

[@Thkoxma]

6:52 can we all just have a moment to appreciate damiens incredible scout voice?

[@TheFrantastic]

Scout when he finds his mom's secret videocamera in her bedroom:

[@ThatGreenLED]

@@TheFrantastic c u r s e d

[@audreygo1828]

Can we all just have a moment to appreciate your profile pic? MUSIC MAN!

[@jerricaleonard2123]

@@ThatGreenLED I bet she usually has the camera on when Spy is visiting.

[@_E1D0_]

r/blursed

[@awesomestyles]

8 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing This is my 378th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.

[@S-IX]

this is my first day of supporting this, i want this!

[@NamelessIsInsincere]

Even if it isn’t really by day, you commented over 1k. You madlad.

[@luckybryner9121]

Omg its been a year+? Youre a man of focus commitment and sheer will

[@unostentatious7624]

Your commitment is longer then the Great Wall of China

[@PozterTizer]

Hey I've seen you before. You replied on my old comment saying you're not a bot.

[@nikiap1]

Almost three years of this absolute masterpiece, 2021 was a much simpler time for EmKay.

[@papus615]

14:32 An acurate portrayal of what keeping up with that game is like

[@DoubleRainbows667]

Pain and suffering

[@FunnyFany]

Fullmetal Alchemist *FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST*

[@okotte9150]

@@FunnyFany 😠 😄

[@Tripp-y9b]

Sounds like a Pokémon

[@bioico8458]

I like to watch videos like this while eating dinner, and I nearly choked many many times from laughing so hard. I had to pause the video because I was laughing too hard.

[@Sadcomfortingfriend]

Same-

[@ILYCHEESE]

evil bio ico be like:i hate watching videos like this and i never choke on my food

[@goose844]

same

[@kingmonkeybug]

why?

[@IDontCareAboutNames.]

Same-

[@DSCRLSeries]

Ah yes my favorite Walgreens slogan "Measles Available here"

[@kittywithagun7742]

Ah yes my fresh farm raised measles

[@maxalon2479]

10:38 bros gonna get the gazillion dollar jackpot in less than an hour with all those 7’s

[@Am_Cookie2436]

5:24 "When Damien tries to hide the Editors in the basement" fucking killed me with how perfect it was

[@taylordavison6849]

1:40 I had to stop the video to catch my breath and stop laughing after seeing this part. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

[@nicolasburgosarrojo6699]

William Afton, ladies and gentlemen.

[@no_service429]

This is called CGA.

[@ThatGreenLED]

@@no_service429 I can just imagine when your graphics card/integrated graphics fail it just turns into CGA

[@stupidmaid9787]

Damian: "Can we have a F in the chat for this dudes Raspberry pi sense hat" Me: Ah! Yes. F

[@dingusartwork]

f

[@Elfilinfan]

F

[@zleepy_zig]

f

[@pastel_moth_guts]

F (Can we please appreciate the fact that this stranger currently has 69 like?)

[@zleepy_zig]

@@pastel_moth_guts yes, but who the h3ll ruined it

[@ShadowisAlive]

0:00 WE BREAKING OUR COMPUTER WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@realzakariax]

Bro I can listen to 10:19 all day, someone make a loop out of that :D

[@meesamkhan4767]

I first this!

[@echoed800]

After scrolling for a long time I find a man of culture and enlightenment

[@sunrise5943]

So cool yeah someone make a remix out of that

[@Birds4lifeAnya]

​@@meesamkhan4767r/hadastroke

[@wbat5816]

The TV had a Stroke

[@bagea]

ok but this is the first compilation that actually made me die of laughter

[@castlecrasher9]

0:56 Well, they call it Bakersfield for a pretty obvious reason.

[@hitarthpadaliya2621]

"Task failed successfully!", "Task Manager has stopped responding" - You were supposed to destroy the sith, not join them.

[@player3616_]

18:22 - NO WAY ITS MY POST Context: my MacBook’s SSD died so i tried downloading macOS on an external drive. After like 3 hours of trying, it didn’t work because I formatted the drive in AFS which wasn’t supported by the ANCIENT OS I was installing.

[@Piper331]

Did you wait the -2,147,483,648 hours and 51 minutes tho

[@instantisme]

Yes software gore do I love it, I have been waiting for this compilation

[@rtg.mp4]

@🎄Santa Claus🎄 as we speak, all bots need to be banned so help me report them.

[@rtg.mp4]

@Just wow as we speak, all bots need to be banned so help me report them.

[@ameliarose47]

0:50 I love how the auto translator got that from what was probably "tried to take their kids fastest relief pitch to second base" or something along those lines.

[@cewla3348]

17:10 hey, they're fixing it!.. eventually. that screen is a BIOS recovery screen, and those never auto-open unless you installed some SERIOUS malware, and i'd be suprised if that thing's open to the wider internet at all!

[@birberking6999]

probably the best emkay series absolutely hilarious and good commentary. Looking forward to more

[@enderman812]

No that title goes to r/Ihadastroke

[@birberking6999]

@@enderman812 what is even the point of liking your own comment on a year old video? XD

[@allisond6441]

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the editor making the intro “crash” screen noises the emKay theme

[@ojd9145]

O

[@1Mono_o]

O

[@galaxywolf8444]

O

[@luk_143]

O

[@acombinedivine]

P

[@msthecommentator2863]

"An airport is the last place I'd expect to see a glitch like this..." As someone who works at an airport, I can confirm that junk like 17:38 happens all the time to the information marquees. I once saw an arrivals screen glitch out and the list ended up displaying sideways. Some have also been on for so long without a break that they've burned images into the screens, which can make them hard to read.

[@Some__Guy]

The Bakersfield weather thing just reminds me of that one clip of the weather man seeing a messed up temperature rating and just completely straight faced, says "Everyone in McKinney is dead."

[@TheCrash480]

34:47 It's a refresh issue, to save on resources many programs and websites don't update the entire picture for every frame of a video, only the parts that change. Also, a common method of compression is to look for pixels that have been translated but otherwise stay the same (e.g. if an object moves left in the video, it may be able to just move the pixels already corresponding to that object to the left, instead of updating the image with data from this new frame). Issues like this appear when the program effectively misses a change in the image, so you move to the next frame and it keeps the entire image the same, but more importantly it thinks that this old image is what this new frame is supposed to look like. So then when things begin to move in this new image, it causes the parts of the image corresponding to the movement to be updated while any stationary parts of the image stay the same, and if compressed as mentioned above, any pixels it would be translating to a new location will still be the pixels of the old image, just moved. In this case, the effect was particularly pronounced because the new scene had very little movement or other changes frame to frame, if for example the video had instead cut to a scene of someone looking out the window of a moving car, the majority of the image would have very quickly updated due to the amount of change each frame, and in either case if the scene after the erroneous one is an entirely new the image, the video will return to normal as the entire image is updated.

[@crazyrobloxjj]

🤓

[@Profkol0rado]

​@@crazyrobloxjj shut up

[@LazySkeleton74]

Bro what if you try explaining that​@@crazyrobloxjj

[@Kain_cee]

6:35 Fun fact, 737,215 days is actually about 2020 years, so the game thinks that the last save was in the year 0 AD.

[@johanngaming2956]

Smart man

[@Kain_cee]

@@johanngaming2956 Not smart, I just know how to use a calculator lol

[@johanngaming2956]

@@Kain_cee smart use of a calculator

[@rockpie.iso.tar.bz2]

did you mean 1 BC?

[@fish1445-0]

Bro was playing with baby Jesus

[@SalTheSlime.]

“The error is unknown because the guy who wrote this part of the code quit a while back and he was like really really smart and the rest of us are not really sure how this works or what to do…. BTW. If you are that guy please give us a call and let us know what to do.” “Sonic is hacking your computer” “An error occurred while displaying the previous error” “Your computer sucks” “Something happened _something happened_ “ I love those so much! Made me laugh right away! Good job editor!

[@Only4jenny]

yea good job

[@buhnazah]

7:10 pretty sure the scooter app is to find where rentable scooters or bikes are. i think they all got sucked into a tornado though..

[@Mercy_of_the_Devil]

The glitchy GPS moments remind me of my old family car, which was manufactured in Japan and hadn’t be recalibrated to show our country’s map. Every time my parents drove me to school, the map would show us in a massive body of water with a little blip in the middle of the screen indicating that’s where our car was, and the voice in the car would freak out (still speaking Japanese so we couldn’t understand her though) I don’t know if we still use or even have that car anymore, but it was the funniest thing.

[@CoolAstrost]

You said glitchy did you call me?

[@ashbox7544]

I forgot how contagious Damiens laugh is XD

[@cool-128]

49:29 king fi pende jumpscare

[@Dark_H3rts]

12:37 I love how when Robin said "over 941" Vegeta appeared for a split second

[@doomse150]

3:52 This one is particularly strange, because the header of the window talks about an SSD which doesn't even have the concept of rotation in it's read/write process. So perhaps the program just accessed information that isn't there and the drive responded with an all ones bitstring, since 65535 is also 2^16 - 1 which is the value you would read from two one-filled bytes back-to-back, which is probably just the default set for unsupported information.

[@extra_ezra3501]

Could you please translate that to idiot for me?

[@doomse150]

@@extra_ezra3501 I'll try to maneuver around the highly technical bits, but no promises. Old HDD drives used spinning magnetic disks to store data (maybe google an image if you don't know what I'm referring to), so there was an actual, physical rotation happening when reading/writing the drive, which the system could track. When the system requests such information, like the rotation speed of the disk, the drive would probably respond with a sequence of bits that (converted to a base 2 number) give said rotation speed. Modern SSD drives use a different way to store data (I don't know exactly how either) that doesn't involve physical spinning. But they would probably still handle system requests for rotation speed for the sake of compatibility. But since they don't have any actual information to provide, they would instead use a default/error code. Common choices for that would be a sequence of 0 bits (makes a binary 0) or a sequence of 1 bits (gives the binary number 2^length - 1). These bitsequences are usually not of arbitrary length, but instead consist of one or multiple bytes (8 bits). So a sequence of 1 bits of such length would translate to a value of 2^8 - 1, 2^16 - 1, ..., so if you ever encounter any of those numbers in a place where it shouldn't be (like here) there's a good chance it's just an indication of some kind of error. The above theory to the origin of that error sequence is of course pure speculation, but I'd consider it reasonable given the information and some technical knowledge that I'm not detailing here.

[@dabossman3924]

I like your funny words magic man

[@mangakapoint]

1:42 I laughed at his laugh more than the actual photo 🤣🤣That looks hilarious and terrifying at the same time

[@cherylsmusic6014]

Legendary compilation, favorite subreddit as well- I really resonate with it! This absolutely made my day, thank you to everyone at EmKay for working hard to bring us this quality content!

[@feralkillbrick]

This must be the most popular comment under this video

[@Max_Toons]

I’m somehow addicted to watching these lol.

[@neoncreeper1287]

I wasn't paying attention to my computer screen for a small bit and then this video autoplayed and I almost had a heart attack That intro almost killed me I give this video a 10/10 for that and I haven't even had time to watch it yet

[@alicejean5526]

12:39 "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND" Lmao, Emkay should do a crossover with TFS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PretzelWetzel]

9:24 she looks like that one image of the guys pointing at something with shocked expressions

[@eonuzex]

That windows 7 threat got to me, for some reason I thought about which would be worse to get threatened by from the MIcrosoft OS line up. Be something like this: Windows 3.1 stepping up like, “Oh, you thought Windows 7 was serious? Hold my floppy disk.” Being the ultimate OG OS. Back then, operating systems were raw and unfiltered-more like a feisty old mechanic telling you, “You better figure this out or we’re not going anywhere.” Errors could feel like an actual genuine personal attack. Windows 7 feels like the reliable yet stern parent who gives you the "I'm not mad, just disappointed" vibe when something goes wrong. But Windows 3.1? That’s the grizzled grandparent who survived DOS wars, and if you mess up, you're getting a straight "illegal operation" and sent to the dreaded Blue Screen of Death without an ounce of regret. Vista and Windows 8, on the other hand, are like that over-complicated coworker who insists on making everything harder than it needs to be. Their threats don’t land because you’re too busy being annoyed at their inefficiency. Windows XP, though? That one’s the cool uncle who occasionally throws tantrums, but you forgive it because of all the good memories. You just roll your eyes at the threats because they’re more bark than bite. It’s kind of funny how each OS has its personality, shaped by UI quirks, performance, and our nostalgia. Windows 3.1, though, is a no-nonsense legend-definitely capable of ruining your day with errors that seem innocuous now but were catastrophic back then. Forget missing .dll files; back then, you could break everything with a single typo in a config file. No mercy. Makes me wonder, What would Windows ME’s error messages say if they tried to “threaten” you? Probably something like, “I’ll crash in the next 10 minutes, so get comfortable.”

[@joshachu8743]

Damien: I don’t like that word I’m not gonna pronounce it. Also Damien: Says the word anyways.

[@That_Isabelle]

That gio moment made me sad. I miss him so badly, can’t believe it’s been a year since he quit.

[@gregorymorrison4211]

Same

[@NightHickory]

Ya

[@something8333]

It's already been a year? God time flies fast

[@NightHickory]

@@something8333 no way actually jeez

[@alligator_with_internet_access]

Wait, it's been a y e a r ?

[@TheDracoAnimator]

I once had a minecdaft glitch where the fox texture was replaced with the inventory, so all my foxes were just rows of items, but not normal items, structure voids and command blocks and blank spawn eggs

[@AAAAAAAAAAAA4AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]

That’s some death tier glitch

[@KitKatZeraora]

4:57 ‘Who’s that Pokemon?!’ “I’TS PIKACHU!” ‘It’s the embodiment of hell!’ “FAAAACK!”

[@smoothiefries]

5:58 F *respects have been paid*

[@gtr7988]

F

[@B-40TheAngerIssueGuy]

F

[@Mr.Puzzles-wo8rp]

F

[@legendhorny4041]

F

[@B-40TheAngerIssueGuy]

F

[@atlifannarvalgeirsson5776]

R/softwaregore is like r/ihadastroke but for computers

[@starhorsman7020]

Yes

[@ahahhaahhahaahahahahahaquitted]

Yes

[@brockbracken318]

Actually it’s the other way around and computers are people

[@brandon7219]

Yes but also no!

[@creepsthecreeper7167]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Silvallion]

EmKay's always there to make my day

[@birb7548]

Svenson how was the fight with henry

[@Silvallion]

Pretty rough. All the other Toppats were pretty useless so it was just up to me to stop him. I didn't. And so he hijacked the rocket just to send us to the Wall. Im sending this messagefrom eternal solitary confinement

[@prash_sh]

4:53 I laughed the longest and hardest on this one.

[@MrMasterKeyboard]

THANK YOU SO MUCH! Also an idea: Damien does r/theletterh.

[@abbyartwright2929]

damien is dead in the EmKay universe

[@MrMasterKeyboard]

@@abbyartwright2929 OH-NO!!!

[@MrMasterKeyboard]

@@edwinngjianxiangbowenss9680 Nice, thank you!

[@Ironman-hz2bd]

@@edwinngjianxiangbowenss9680 i think that deelee died too

[@acefox1224]

9:43 I ALMOST CHOKED FROM LAUGHTER

[@therealvoidlol]

SAME LOL

[@Seek-pc1bd]

Same

[@racer927]

My Dad told me one time where a ticket machine in a parking garage was rapidly going "Pleaseinsertyourparkingticketpleaseinsertyourparkingticketpleaseinsertyourparkingticketpleaseinsertyourparkingticket" with like no delay.

[@B-40TheAngerIssueGuy]

now you get 1000$ free with every transaction

[@siopawz]

8:35 i had a similar one where i asked my siri to cancel the alarm, and she said all of my 120 alarms. WITHOUT STOPPING. wow, great job siri

[@OfficialAXEPvpBedrock]

The wtffff

[@MrKingbee866]

Lmfao

[@SomeTouhouPlayer]

Paintbrush but girl from iii Universe modulation radio from hfjone What is this

[@Somebodystealyouetoast033]

That one pfp is a III fan

[@siopawz]

@@Somebodystealyouetoast033 yes i love ii!!!! hi!! [8hhihih!, !!! hihihiihih!!ii

[@Dynamite_20210]

1:12 ashley is 18, 32, 21 and 22 all at once!

[@Somebodystealyouetoast033]

When i total it her real age is 93

[@Funnydude1234.]

And loves baseball!

[@STA-3]

Damien has a very contagious laugh 🤣

[@CasualCapSkips]

"Can we get a Hi Gio in the comments" Me, teary eyed: "Hello, old friend."

[@mallowmarsh6868]

Idk who he is, can you explain? (Sorry, I'm not trying to be mean)

[@melodyaether]

@@mallowmarsh6868 He's an old australian reddit youtuber that stopped making videos about a year ago-ish. Quite sad :(

[@giolegocraft4728]

Ok

[@xytole2050]

Yo my names gio can i join the gio squad

[@callmeangie867]

1:48 looks like an extremely distorted Ronald McDonald.

[@LizpG]

21:48 Holy schmakaroons thats clash royale (the reason i found out what game this was is for the emote bubble and the next card you will get)

[@N0PH0B14]

I'm worried these comps mean Emkay is ending

[@yumikodazaiswaifu]

No, it's just season 1 all in one package lol

[@sulli3511]

me too- glad people are talking about this

[@BagelSatan]

@@yumikodazaiswaifu I agree

[@healer2598]

there just going to start using new subredits now thats all.

[@mammybates]

@@yumikodazaiswaifu yeah

[@sebastianjanko109]

7:39 ah yes, gotta love driving to work at 7:62 am

[@SHIN2025_official]

what the car meant was 8:02 am

[@kizbo69]

Love driving to work at 5:56am

[@VibeyViberson]

Damien saying *"CUC!?"* offendedly, kills me every single time

[@call_me_dio2841]

Hi Gio

[@VibeyViberson]

Who's Gio lol

[@Mel0nCake404]

@@VibeyViberson My guess is they're talking about GioFilms

[@VibeyViberson]

@@Mel0nCake404 probably lol

[@Greenpenguin-s1q]

1:02 this reminds me of that one clip of the news guy looking at the weather, one of the temps is at 110115 degrees or something like that and he says that everyone in McKinney is dead

[@JustZal]

1:57 and that one "nothing wrong with a little d in your life" had me fucking rolling

[@jazerlewis309]

As somebody who finds 22fps to be a reasonably fast speed, my feelings were a little hurt.

[@mothlure]

you are going to cry when you see 120 fps

[@FallenNexysCreates]

My bother on his terrible Kindle who thinks 7 fps is hyperspeed: 😳😱😯

[@samsimington5563]

1:38 The "Villager sleeping outside on the ground" bug on steroids xD

[@Le-coolguy]

1:06 put that in kelvin (704 f to 704 kelvin) and it’s still about 500 degrees

[@Totally_sane_TCOAAL_enjoyer]

13:27 homie turned into Quagmire for 2 seconds 💀

[@Shlawgatrom]

10:20 let's all pay respects to robin beatboxing to random crap

[@ghostly_wishes]

F

[@credencereality]

F

[@godofpigeons4747]

F

[@YourownDino]

F

[@Elvie_Eddsworld]

F

[@cursed_cats5710]

56:18 appears to be that some program accessed some memory or data on the hard drive, incorrectly assumed it to be text information, and dumped it to the console. Probably a memory leak

[@racer927]

I love it when data is read in the incorrect way. Glitchy static for audio, pixel clown vomit for textures, infinite sea urchins for models, etc.

[@WeAreKAV]

34:54 this reminds me of something that happened with one of my tv’s. My sister was watching anime in our bedroom when all of a sudden, in the entire house you just hear the sound of electricity in the room, we all rushed in to check on my sister after she screamed and the tv appeared to have overheated and electrified itself for a moment. That tv still works, but the aftermath of that left a permanent anime character’s eye on the screen whenever it was off. I still don’t understand quite what happened, all I know is that my sister was okay, it’s just the electricity startled her.

[@superthings1238]

51:45 They used FaceApp, and the guy on the right still has a bit of the guy on the left's beard

[@milaylaawesome4971]

27:36 the barrels went flying and it got cut off by an ad that started off immediately with an explosion Freakin hilarious

[@linainverse9369]

An explosion you say? That's true art right there

[@TheAncient_One]

12:47 man do I love seeing my home country in the posts

[@Random_name-z1d]

1:42 that laugh sounds so nice😭