r/Eyebleach | he looks lovely :)

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Narrator ► / @jaymick

[@mcvenne8935]

Lexi reading r/eyebleach: *High pitch squeal* It's so cute! Jack reading r/eyebleach: (insert narrative nonsense)

[@JayMick]

I see no problem with this.

[@mcvenne8935]

@@JayMick Me neither! 🙃😉

[@queenofflames7526]

This is perfect

[@mcvenne8935]

@@queenofflames7526 It truly is. 😂❤️

[@xenex088]

Jack really needed some eyebleach

[@DSX822]

Let’s just appreciate the fact that they legit memorized the speech for the fitness gram pacer test lol

[@conchobair9887]

They might've been reading from a script, but it's still impressive that they did it without taking a moment to breathe.

[@Terrarian329]

Its not that difficult though

[@Longztur]

@@Terrarian329 is it too expensive for you to appreciate the small things in life??

[@jonah7362]

@@Terrarian329 shut

[@JayMick]

Yes. Yes I learnt it. Yes.

[@fishkid1177]

*NOT THE PACER TEST-* *I get flashbacks whenever I hear that, when we did it it was pajama day, someone threw up on the side lines and then someone else slipped in it-*

[@ziklethepickle9469]

*shudder*

[@bonkersTwoThousand]

gacha? crineg

[@thecreationist3216]

Were they scolded for friendly fire?

[@fishkid1177]

@@thecreationist3216 *Both of them were sent home-*

[@After_Tech_Industries]

@@bonkersTwoThousand nah due to to his ptsd

[@xduskashesreal]

Jack just channeled so many fucking elementary school memories I almost was in and out of my body at the exact same time

[@thejessing9911]

We’re still doing it in high school and it’s scary as heck

[@bonkersTwoThousand]

i checked your channel, youre FAR too young to be swearing and emo. do your parents even take care of you? do they just slap a phone on the table youre next to and dont pay attention to you for the next 24 hours?

[@gxthic._.gh0st]

*child please stop swearing you are under 13 meaning you are unaged for the KZbin TOS*

[@aristotlerye9033]

i checked their channel too, looks the same age as me, and im an adult?

[@HalfAnd_Half]

It was in middle for me

[@TheHotBlade]

My brain: Slap the duck. Me: But can't I just pet it? My brain: *Did I stutter?*

[@leemoonlmao]

My messed up brain: Slap them! Punch them! Beat the shit out of them!

[@katoarlento8084]

Ok Satan

[@Meaniepanini305]

Slap them on the head really gentley

[@galaxytsd]

| | O Did I stutter?

[@kenzobonestealer7073]

yall are mean ;-; be nice to the duck

[@panicatthemood2776]

Me hearing the fitness gram packer test thing: *Inaudible screaming*

[@umbrellabeans4203]

Same ;__;

[@MythicalLoaf]

Hey that rhymes

[@IllegalArson3320]

The fitnessgram Pacer test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20-meter Pacer test will begin in 30 seconds, line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this sound. [Beep] a single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark, get ready, S T A R T 😀

[@panicatthemood2776]

@@IllegalArson3320 NOOOOOO

[@umbrellabeans4203]

@@IllegalArson3320 OHH GOD

[@leemoonlmao]

Me, never seen r/eyebleach: This is probably going to be cursed.. Me 3 minutes later:

[@leemoonlmao]

NONNOONONON

[@rachelhignett9473]

@@OxbloodXIX *cries in eyeblech ptsd*

[@leemoonlmao]

@@OxbloodXIX Thank you,now I’m traumatized!

[@l04d1ng...]

@@OxbloodXIX I felt that it was tame

[@ChocoFudge000]

@@OxbloodXIX i immediately exited out lmao

[@ArtDumbster]

Fun fact: Sloths don't really have predators, this is because the move so little, that moss grows in top of them, giving them camouflage, and it's not really worth hunting one, since they don't really have meat.

[@epicgamermoment1]

Thank you,you earned a sub cause why not

[@wicked3558]

Interesting

[@airacummins5076]

Harpy eagles?

[@ArtDumbster]

@@airacummins5076 didn't know, thanks

[@0erpro_illustratez]

Fun fact about snakes, they don’t use their “shedder mask” like nostrils don’t actually smell like ours do. They use their tongues to smell, their noses are more used to see in infrared I believe

[@billysmith5409]

The python has heat sensing pits and the lizard was a horned toad.

[@Nast_05]

And the heat pits are used to sense warm bloded prey. Thus why ALMOST all pythons have them except for an oddbal which I don't remember the name of

[@TreeDragon]

Fun fact for EmKay, if they ever see it: Horned toads, if they feel they're about to die to a predator, have a defense mechanism of filling their sinuses with blood and shooting it out their eyes!

[@Roadent1241]

Horned toad? I thought it was a desert devil or something like that.

[@billysmith5409]

@@Roadent1241 that’s not a term I’m familiar with but there are multiple common names horned lizards.

[@Roadent1241]

@@billysmith5409 I am trying to think of a 20-y-old lizard book I had as a kid so I could very easily be wrong.

[@del5981]

The combination of Jacks cursed energy and the wholesome video is something I didn't know I needed

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

1:23 That is indeed a dopeass bear

[@crktritual]

Heck yeah

[@pane0_018]

Where do you live?

[@cosobi]

@@pane0_018 😳

[@entity987-f7]

I love how it starts with the Fitness Gram Pacer Test

[@bencenagy5459]

I hate it

[@name-uh5ee]

8:00 Imagine if they started using dogs that went up to the doorbell, rang it, then a group of people appear at your door while you're crouching to pet the dog

[@imbobandopheebopslittleblo6394]

The first one it's ducking long oh shi

[@CrabThatStabs]

t

[@helenburnes9275]

T

[@roomieslashross]

*T*

[@dannydunwell4043]

t

[@blankhead5544]

t

[@awesomestyles]

Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 235 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@F2103]

Amogus

[@justgarfield9721]

Amogus

[@drakez341]

Hello my dude

[@wowzabowza6789]

Amogus

[@that1gamurguy-91]

Hasn’t even been a minute and you typed this up

[@swagmaster1014]

Am I the only person who thinks Jack’s voice sounds so calming? His voice impressions make me smile

[@randomgoat8029]

just some info for the snake nostrils. Those are some of the sensory organs snakes have around their mouth and inside to help detect prey, find a mate, or to ward off danger. and hope everyone has a good rest of their day.

[@Stonkylilcheeseman]

Duck no! Don’t fall into the pacer test!!!

[@hutao7917]

3:56 those cats look like the ones that visit my house sometimes to have a conversation with my cat.

[@letsthinkaboutit.1600]

Holy s*** he did that in one go

[@notareallin620]

3:45 😂 Your confusion was adorable. Those are wax apples, hun. They have other names too, but my Jamaican parents call it that.

[@Garliefs]

im impressed that jack knows the whole “fitness gram pacer test” thing

[@b1tPlays]

The narration Jack did at 1:41 makes it seem like the dog behind the cute derp one is jealous of the cute derp one in a romantic way-

[@Figmentofyourimagination]

I thought eyebleach was like cursed images, and got VERYY confused

[@bencenagy5459]

@GrEEnBlade L looked it up Regretted it instantly

[@deborahcampbell3857]

@@bencenagy5459 same 🙁

[@bencenagy5459]

If you take out the a, it is WORSE than cursed imagee

[@Un_prønøunceable]

I’m going through a crap ton of stress and this actually did help relieve me of it. Thanks

[@CrabThatStabs]

*The fitness gram Pacer Test is a multi-* Edit: I saw the comments lol same-

[@hil5912]

Shut

[@fenikeizu3392]

The

[@alexanderrolov3743]

Hell

[@werecatauthor4249]

stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 second pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster after you hear this signal [beep]. A single lap should be completed after you hear this sound [ding]. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[@FlyingHeatball]

Up

[@jacobescobar5447]

that duck looks like he survived the belko expirement

[@thewholecircus]

2:11 I didn't want baby capybara, but after seeing it, I want significantly more

[@constell6214]

Been super sick all day, this made it better. Thanks Jack!💜

[@koalakop132]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[@notthatreal]

ok

[@panicatthemood2776]

AAAAAAAAAH

[@BrownieBatterKing]

Ptsd

[@helenburnes9275]

Wow

[@pixxL_]

BEEP

[@BeccaLynn79]

Person in picture:asks something Duck/narrator:starts talking about the fitness gram pacer test

[@solidflyer4179]

Kids : *Vietnam flashbacks after hearing that* Teachers "Haha we must have the kids hate us more haha!"

[@fly3157]

looking at the cat that always looks like it’s about to sneeze made me feel like ima about to sneeze

[@hutao7917]

0:16 we just call it the beep test in my school. My brother holds the high score

[@whiteeyedshadow8423]

the fact that jack somehow makes this subreddit cursed is hilarious and im all for it

[@montytheminty9397]

I NEEDED THIS PERFECTLY TIMED RIGHT AFTER I WACHED r/TIHI

[@rickpalomares7703]

This is a video I did not know I needed but I very much appreciate it

[@giothefew4300]

People:*love animals that think like humans* Me: yet yall dont know why furrys are furrys

[@youraveragenobody8138]

"It's so small!" I just started to die inside, and outside. Through my laughter I finally said; that's what she said-

[@sophiekerr8964]

8:37 A group of sloths is called a snuggle. That is all. Have a good day fellow human!

[@singingblueberry]

Jack has had two tenth birthdays, I conclude that either his friends pretended he was 10 again at his 20th birthday or Jack is a pair of twins in one body.

[@tonyharrenstein6744]

I don't even know he was going to start talking about the fitnessgram Pacer test but I started joking about it out loud once the duck opened its mouth

[@margauxkhosraviani1976]

The great thing about Emkay videos is that it’s like browsing Reddit, but without the work of ignoring shitty posts and moving your scroll wheel.

[@W乙のレひレひ]

Hello duck what do you have to say? *have you ever realised that if u put a sock on the wrong foot but it still fits*

[@johnzpit2580]

I can't believe my fan art got into an EmKay video thanks.

[@ExMoDuck]

The “nostrils” on the snake are actually heat sensors but are still adorable (not all snakes have them) and for even more snake cuteness look up snakes in hats

[@huskykindacat3446]

What I’ve learnt from my 8 years of owning a cat is, Do not get a black and white cat! Do you know how scary it is to be walking through a dark room and all of a sudden a little white thing moves, heart attack central

[@DanePerson]

“You want baby capybara? I give you baby capybara” Thanks now my day is blessed

[@memedoge7356]

I had to rip out my eyes because of all the cuteness

[@tryout7431]

the duck in the beginning made me happy

[@name-uh5ee]

I saved this video for after I watched everything else because I have been having bad thoughts I need a distraction from Turns out a year and a half of having to stay inside basically alone all the time really takes a toll

[@bencenagy5459]

For me it made it worse because of the fitness gram pacer test

[@Ulysses_S_Grant_18]

The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound.

[@thecreationist3216]

why is everything so damn cute

[@jesusjuanfranserranoperez7101]

Including u :)

[@thecreationist3216]

@@jesusjuanfranserranoperez7101 thx bro

[@thecreationist3216]

@@matt-ym7sw not sure who you're talking too but no need to be an ass

[@croquemaster314]

You guys should check out r/eyeblech, you’d love it!

[@bencenagy5459]

@@croquemaster314 step on a lego please.

[@perry_short]

This helps me fall asleep not because its boring but because is really relaxing

[@REDBLOX20106]

Jack at the start: *i am speed*

[@WolfyLex4H]

yes

[@-doc-]

This is 100% going to make you smile

[@Silverin_]

"here to help you relax those sphincter muscles" Meanwhile I'm pouring scorpion and reaper sauce on my food

[@Roadent1241]

You're pouring what now?

[@breadman0512]

8:59 Actually, no, a snakes nostrils are on the end of it's tounge, that's why they stick it out so much, those nostril-like things on the end of it's face are actually heat sensing pits, it basically gives them thermal vision and is far more reliable when looking for animals than it's eyes which is why they actually rely more on these heat sencing pits then their actual sight.

[@familypirie1984]

Fun fact about that, woma pythons and place headed pythons are the only pythons with no heat sensing pits

[@scarletttodd1335]

I have mad respect for this man.

[@mrleaf6055]

At 0:02, when Jack said the FitnessGram pacer test, they said 105 words in ~20 seconds. That is ~5.25 words per second. 5 WORDS PER SECOND

[@Terrarian329]

Thats why he is the narrator

[@alonely_corncob6316]

the best thing about this video is that Jack perfectly quoted the fitnessgram pacer test thing first try

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Fun fact: watermelons are berries

[@dumdumdoogon1896]

Ok

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

@Bernelua nah

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

@Bernelua hey, Who tf asked? I didnt, and i dont care

[@-gummyworm-2606]

Oh, I didnt know that. cool

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

@Bernelua yeah, so what?

[@midnight_dragon5090]

This video made my day 100% better thanks jack

[@Gamefury18]

Just thought I'd let you know those "snake nostrils" are actually not nostrils at all, they're more like reverse whiskers for snakes. Hope this was informative love your videos btw.

[@JayMick]

OooOOOOOOooOoOOOo!

[@Ideas795]

My snake is smiling so cutley right know

[@violetcovers5699]

Did you really memorize the fitness gram pacer test 🤔

[@bencenagy5459]

@mandarina blue because it's true It happened to me

[@bencenagy5459]

​@mandarinablue8438 no Because as i said, this happens to me, and i am hungarian Edit:i have no fucking idea as to why i was so scared of it.

[@eileen8036]

person:how much you want this to be cute emkay:yes

[@detalius5835]

ITS EYEBLEACH AND THE NARRATOR IS JACK I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[@coolbeans7096]

Perfect timing to see it, something scary just happened, I need this

[@Weary1998]

"Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life." - The Grim Reaper

[@deathsalomon795]

I really needed this today 🥺🥺🥺 thank u so much 😘

[@pog8434]

1:08 that looks so tasty

[@aparnareddy8133]

What?!

[@bencenagy5459]

Dafuq

[@What-kn9cl]

2:20 bro get this cat a *GAMER CHAIR*

[@loriw2661]

9:00 No, they’re not snake nostrils. Haha! They’re heat pits. (That was funny)

[@linkon4262]

I've had 7 out of 9 exams so far and I am super stressed, this helped calm me down a little so thank you very much

[@mr.scarlo2234]

Day 312 of asking for "Hi, my name's Jack. I'm asking for some feedback."

[@Insanebehaviordude]

Holy shit, the commitment. I wouldn't have the patience.

[@Hiro-750]

wait really?

[@tenshiaki6280]

The way he voices the photos are just amazing and hilarious 🤣

[@jenniferchaney6368]

The lizard you called a water dragon is a baby thorny devil

[@IMikalottafriends]

The fact that Jack memorized the whole fitness gram pacer teest-

[@aresknight12]

ok seriously I'm actually feeling rage and sadness to the thought that I can't and I never will be able to hug these animals till I die

[@seiyuokamihimura5082]

Lol. Those are heat sensing pits. But yes, they are adorable.

[@faetred5713]

" I am very uncomfortable but I want to be a part of this" very accurate representation of me and im assuming many other people as well.

[@r3d047]

the pacer test brought back trauma i didnt even know i had-

[@Leminie9907]

This video is exactly my head trying to make myself happy and failing slightly while having a mental breakdown.

[@Alex_schalkwijk]

Thanks i’ve had a bad week and this realy cheers me up

[@uncultured_swinegoofer1713]

the fact that jack thought

[@karenwynn8048]

When he said laama with hats I cried I miss that animation series

[@totallynotsharkomaid4078]

3:53 More like: "Catipriani sends his regards."

[@AquaMidget]

DAAAAAMN Jack got that *lung capacity*

[@friendfriend3694]

in the first few seconds i couldnt identify if it was lexi doing an accent or jack, being jack

[@Grayishies]

Never realized my post would be over in the intro, thank you emkay.

[@lloyddragon2036]

1:34 this picture heals my fear of dogs

[@waspman7775]

I thought this was a subreddit full of things you needed eyebleach for and so I look at the thumbnail and I’m like “How do i need eyebleach for this?”

[@ashgrey2802]

2:12 I just love how hard it is to pronounce "capivara"

[@JaVWS]

If a duck told me to do the Pacer test, I would gladly do it

[@NovumDoesObservation]

Imma be honest, I had food poisoning while watching this video, so the intro was actually very appreciated, as the pain and nausea faded soon afterwards

[@Dellconhagerisanerd]

Just saw 40 seconds of dead things moving so I needed this

[@Generlc_Human]

I wish we got Jack's reaction to accidentally missing the 'A' in r/eyebleach and he ended up going to r/eyeblech.

[@winnerwinnerwhaleeater9989]

4:53 my grandma had a framed photo of these giraffes in here house. this post made me really happy I thought it was nice.