r/Eyebleach | hey girl aha

[@charax-1]

"Fairy penguin" Penguin: I'll grant you any wish just to live in your freezer

[@Ok-oz1hd]

*Yes* 😍 lmao

[@justsomeguywithguns159]

If that penguin can give heads then I'll let it live in my air tight freezer.

[@Jason_Singe]

Fairy penguins don't live in frozen climates.

[@Ok-oz1hd]

@@Jason_Singe this was just a joke

[@sophiedenise]

@@Jason_Singe r/Whoosh?

[@TheEngieTF2]

r/mademesmile: Who are you? r/eyebleach: I'm you.... like literally just you but different name

[@et0nsl1ght20]

We like both of them

[@thatmaskedguyig]

r/mademesmile: Who are you? r/eyebleach: I'm you, but who's HE? r/wholesomeimages: I'm you, but stronger.

[@thekrusad3r290]

@@thatmaskedguyig r/wholesomememes: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

[@claudiaborges8406]

Alternatives Same effect yet are still unique!

[@boostblock6]

engineer gaming

[@SirBroccolingtonIII]

Axolotls are the most surprisingly adorable animals on the planet.

[@BLACKMAMBA-og1lf]

Not for long

[@nonotagain]

@@BLACKMAMBA-og1lf Why did you have to say that that ruined my day

[@magdalenakrol701]

Fact:axolotles are canibals because they eat each other body parts but they regrow them

[@SlitheringDemon]

Otters are even cuter. Change my mind. See "KOTSUMET" on YT

[@nonotagain]

@@magdalenakrol701 ik

[@jinxismissing]

Lexi just makes everything even more wholesome

[@_-LL-_]

True, she does

[@annamariemcdowell2052]

Yeahs

[@nelly_8028]

Ain't that true

[@yammba]

[@e.l.b2640]

@@yammba huh-

[@FloatMan84]

Lexi’s voice comes from low to high, REAL quick

[@ipsharoy7398]

Yes!!!

[@superstargacha3836]

her voice training would be simply screeching at cute animals!

[@michellegavidia]

Stuff went from 1 to 100 real quick

[@Robotichandarm]

That’s what makes it so CUTE!

[@EurofighterTyphoon-EF2000]

Well Lexi is awesome

[@cappujhino]

People on the Internet: blatantly sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, bigoted in general. Me: :c Lexi: *eeeeeeeeeeeee look at that puppyyy* Me: c:

[@The_Artist_Official]

Seriously, I HATE it when they do that.

[@teconnyspearow]

Lexi fixes everything

[@President_Starscream]

Relevant tactical information discovered: humans can be melted by the sight of fluffy baby animals.

[@sophiedenise]

My FBI agent: noted

[@Overgez]

*noted*

[@FlameWing-fi1tx]

The bourgeoisie in Illuminati: *writethatdownwritethatdownwritethatdown!*

[@thewholecircus]

I think we're teaching starscream too much

[@nefwaenre]

i thought you'd say "detected" and not discovered. :/

[@geo2170]

Lexi should always be the narrator for the wholesome subreddits

[@abnercrews6347]

Are you just now thinking that???

[@thewholecircus]

Welcome to the Lexi gang

[@abnercrews6347]

just a bit curious will this turn into a cult cuz if so count me in

[@EurofighterTyphoon-EF2000]

@@abnercrews6347 it already is

[@abnercrews6347]

LET'S GOOOOOOO

[@Nuckify]

Amazon person: here's your package Me: oh thanks. Must've been the kitten I ordered. Amazon person: the what?

[@mirelissegarcia8100]

I enjoy how noticeable it is to know how happy Lexi is about cute images just by her squeals. Made my whole day

[@ronaldmcdonald3761]

This is the only cursed image subreddit that doesn't include a cursed toilet, I'm not kidding

[@awesomestyles]

But this is eye bleach.

[@5atemir335]

bouta change that

[@2legit811]

@@5atemir335 noooooo

[@3173_Delta]

Except it's not a cursed image subreddit Eye bleach only has cute things to "bleach your eyes" after looking at cursed stuff

[@degistirmelutfen]

@@5atemir335 r/madlads

[@pebblethebraindead]

Lexi is the best moderator and the fact that she watches Danganronpa steams just backs this point up even more

[@gagiibaaji2774]

I don’t even know what that is

[@bluejay2386]

@@gagiibaaji2774 I didn’t know at first too, but it’s an anime (I think, idk I don’t watch anime but my friend said it’s an anime)

[@gagiibaaji2774]

@@bluejay2386 ah thanks

[@gagiibaaji2774]

@@bluejay2386 hello random stranger! How do I ask out a girl I like over text? Please help me

[@bluejay2386]

@@gagiibaaji2774 Might want to ask somebody else that, most relationships I get in don’t last very long or are toxic. I’m probably not the best person to ask for advice 😅 But if you do want my advice, I’d just be honest with her and just tell her you like her. But good luck!

[@Havingfun325]

"why did no one tell me about kitten yoga?" You would get addicted

[@stranger-xg2si]

The fact that Lexi knows what danganronpa is... It makes me happy.

[@bleepblock2177]

I can see why

[@stranger-xg2si]

@@bleepblock2177 Well deffinetly not bc of my obsession with murder mystery and horror games, my Kyoko Kirigiri pfp and username and the fact that I have a Monokuma hoodie and a Monokuma plushie. *Idk what you mean*

[@miaashley2293]

Same

[@Ace_Nights]

I love danganronpa, I would've blamed that pet (I think its a cat) monokuma Edit: I meant named the stupid auto correct changed it to blamed 😢

[@danielreeseworcesteriii666]

Hello there everyone, it's me Nagito Komaeda, on THE NINTERDO DS *impossible to replicate maniacal laughter*

[@milkxies8566]

I was *just* about to go to bed but this is more important edit: Lexi has seen danganronpa, my life is complete

[@olivia-ot4xj]

aha same. sleep is for the weak

[@loganhart7172]

I live in Florida and its 9 30 right now, and at first I was like huh.

[@jetpacke]

@@loganhart7172 its 8:30 for me but i still had the same reaction

[@sophiedenise]

I don't need sleep, I need EmKay

[@aether1561]

We shall not sleep

[@FlameWing-fi1tx]

One of my local pet stores has multiple cats wandering around the store. They full time live there, and on top of that sometimes there are kitten up for adoption within the store. I've been visiting that place since I was young and I love each and every one of them so much. My cat friends💕

[@sleepysimper6712]

I stan Lexi, she's WHOLESOME Update: She mentioned Danganronpa, I stan her more now

[@hornetisvoider]

Nice

[@eatatable2301]

Wha... I thought Lexi was a boy I need context

[@hornetisvoider]

@@eatatable2301 she is trans

[@eatatable2301]

@@hornetisvoider ohh ok thanks

[@YourLocalNobody420]

Yessss

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

1:59 Sherlock cat: I think I have solved the mystery of the red dot

[@sophiedenise]

Case closed

[@nicolasinguanti9986]

8:20 Doctor cat: Bow ties are cool 8:36 Two-Face cat: If it heads, you give me food, if it tails, you give me cuddles

[@alexthenonbinarygamer302]

@@nicolasinguanti9986 love the doctor who reference

[@breadonatuesday9520]

Alternate title: Lexi having a heart attack due to cute animals

[@sophiedenise]

We love Queen Lexi the same way she loves these cute animals Uhm, also did she just mention Danganronpa at 6:56?? Ok we fracking love you now

[@amaryth_]

:)

[@vrstappen]

YES

[@harbor641]

@@amaryth_ PLEASE NO RANBOO RUINED THAT SMILE FOR ME STAY BACK

[@amaryth_]

@@harbor641 OoO another!

[@harbor641]

@@amaryth_ STAY BACK

[@vibhuagarwal4419]

Ah yes, Lexi, the queen of Emkay and cuteness is back

[@JohnnyAnimates]

LEXXXIII

[@jackanderson313]

Tbh when i first heard the name i thought the narrator will be a girl

[@Arteriana]

@@jackanderson313 she is a girl xD

[@pumpkinboyo6459]

@@jackanderson313 she is lol

[@jackanderson313]

Wait a second i feel like if i reply to that comment i will and definitely get woosh

[@vyxlfy8520]

Even if the first one wasn't plush, I would sill be happy that someone cares about me this much.

[@Frostie-ky2ym]

6:48 Pixie and Brutus be like

[@ebonimccain6988]

YES!

[@TeamTDMInnit]

Omg y e s

[@hornetisvoider]

@@TeamTDMInnit you have TDM and innit in your name but you have a dream pfp lmao

[@metrashwh1834]

yes

[@daisyjoy242]

YES

[@Luzei_arts]

I'm so happy you never forgot Benson with his coffee

[@WildHobbes]

Me: (feeling depressed and sad) Lexi: What's up sexy I'm Lexi! Also me: (Now beaming with energy and feeling good with myself) Also also me: (Realizing I don't need Lexi's compliments to be happy, but really appreciate it anyways)

[@jessicaconda4825]

I needed this video. Not just for the eyebleach but for Lexi's very contagious enthusiasm and palpable joy.

[@Keksinen]

I was about to continue the report for my final chemistry project, but this is way better than endless typing

[@cotse7854]

If I need to rapidly remove a bulletproof glass window I just need to give lexi a cat

[@MSKIV]

Lexi and r/eyebleach is perfect. It’s just something about her voice that pairs so well with the pics

[@SquibToast]

Lexy: sees snake Also lexy: *speaks in reverse and summons demon* I would be scared too

[@Hydration_H2O]

Lexi: Calls Sea Lion a Seal Me: heh, I remember that from the ZOO

[@baldomniman4571]

7:01 Danganronpa v4: the cuddles of hope and despair (spikechunsoft should hire me right now)

[@someFERALdog]

DONT THE FLUFFS MIGHT DIE AGGHHHH

[@haydenmiller2770]

Lexi called us Sexy my day Has gotten 20x better 😊

[@teobiquir1815]

Why is the intro so catchy combined with lexi's sexy voice

[@hornetisvoider]

Cuz why not

[@teobiquir1815]

@@hornetisvoider makes sense, thanks!

[@heppuplays9125]

i almost choked on my food when Lexi mentioned Danganronpa... While i was playing Danganronpa.

[@enasimp8440]

This subreddit is prob my fav

[@gigachad7729]

My favorite website is kakuma.net

[@therealeikichionizuka]

I think the real eyebleach is Lexi's reaction. She does these wholesome sections so well.

[@madeleinebeaton9967]

Lexi is the embodiment of my inner monologue when I see something I love. Gosh, these videos make me so happy.

[@mfSCOUT]

OMG YOU DIDNT KNOW HOW BAD I NEEDED TO SEE THIS TODAY THANK GOD

[@kimdenny7978]

The fact he didn’t know fairy penguins exist makes me sad… and the one with a dog in his sleeve 😂 that’s like what one of my dogs does but he goes in my hoodie instead haha

[@claudiaborges8406]

Why are capybaras and raccoons so cute? I’m surprised we haven’t made them into pets artificially or something...

[@daddylonglegs3420]

watch me

[@rapogirl1391]

Some people do keep raccoons as pets...

[@megacharizard1356]

Racoons just are very hard to train and capybara are better in themwild

[@bluejay2386]

People do keep raccoons as pets. You should search “Tito the raccoon”. Raccoons are hard to take care of though. And I imagine a capybara would be too. They’re not like dogs or cats

[@WolfTheDog]

Lexi says "I usually cut repeat posts" and I literally screamed THANK YOU cause nobody else even tries.

[@kellydavis3219]

1:12 [distant One Topic screeching] I WANT A CAT AND I WANT A DOG AND I WANT THEM TO BE BEST FRIEEEENDS

[@esskitty]

This is my favourite subreddit EVER Lexi tysm for making it even more adorable!!! 😻

[@Homeless_Pigeon]

Lexi is my all time favorite emkay person Hi Lexi!

[@spaceapples]

same

[@hornetisvoider]

Same

[@shototodoroki2320]

Same

[@Vbd230]

I smiled after this :) and now my face can’t stop smiling after those “bumper slipper kitties” and “fat mad tiger” and ferret yoga

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

6 year old me to the door frame be like: 0:33

[@stupidity_lolzzz]

You’re my fav narrator Lexi! No matter what anyone says you are an amazing person! Im saying this as a person who gets hate comments most of the time outside my channel

[@squidwardsnose1535]

I just woke up, and what a great way to start the day Thanks, Lexi

[@perfectlycookedtepig2382]

r/mademewhile: Who are you? r/Eyebleach: I'm you. r/Wholesomememes: I'm me! r/Wholesomeimages: No sir, you are you.

[@epicgamer-lc4bf]

R/eyebleach : exist Me: let me guess, Lexi?

[@Tasoq]

2:22 Now called 'little penguin' as to avoid offending people. I've never heard of anyone being offended by 'fairy penguin.' It's freaking adorable

[@TheHotBlade]

Minecraft 1.16: [Drastically changes the Nether with the addition many different biomes and mobs.] Minecraft 1.17: (0:34)

[@hornetisvoider]

Not funny

[@spring_axolotl5857]

At that one moment with emkay’s 1.00000 seconds until doing a high pitch for seeing how cute it is 2:24

[@luke_fin8570]

5:14 when you download fly hacks but don't know how to use them

[@thesepticmaniac9970]

6:54 the fact that Lexi's reaction was of fear and not of awe because of the fur pattern of the cat being similar to monokuma is just making me think that someone needs to send her a whole bunch of monokuma plushies just to tease her.

[@colinnelsen8695]

Lexi’s reactions made this 10 times cuter

[@jarmstrong1955]

I wonder if Lexie actually knows the story of the family who adopted a bear cub thinking it was a dog and they didn't realize it was a bear until it was practically fully grown

[@awesomestyles]

Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 178 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@gigachad7729]

I will give you every Std ever. Even the ones that haven’t been discovered.

[@awesomestyles]

Nicholas McCloud That is a rare threat, and yet, I don’t know why I was given this threat.

[@gigachad7729]

@@awesomestyles you will never know

[@thewholecircus]

Boosting

[@daddylonglegs3420]

boooooooooost

[@whitebeard7603]

3:40 I don't know why but I'm getting "why haven't you fed me yet human" vibes from that face

[@turudek2512]

never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you

[@sophiedenise]

I can't believe you just did that

[@spaceapples]

why would you feel the need to do that

[@peskypigeonx]

might as well finish it never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna say a lie and hurt you (i think)

[@Hanz7432]

What was that? Did you just? ARE YOU SERIOUS?

[@Mr_Flake76]

Here's something to think about, when my sister's cat had kittens I started calling them "pocket sized miracles"

[@inactive2021]

Ever since my holy water stand in the comment section of r/gachalifecringe got removed, this video has helped me

[@colonelflaunders]

Bro everytime I hear Lexi do the video introduction my self esteem is just like: Alright time to dust off the ol system and boot it back up.

[@somethingidk6100]

Lexi is the best for made me smile, wholesomemes, and eyebleach

[@quarfilming]

OMNG I JUST GOT A BLEACH/SOAP COMMERCIAL BEFORE THIS VIDEO!

[@kellar367]

When I got an ad, the slogan for the item is “pss pss, your good” (it was a spray bottle for allergies) It lied. If you say “pspspspsps” then your good because then you have cat

[@rileyburke7565]

This is literally just Lexi freaking out about animals for 9 minutes straight... and I love it!

[@CitrusCitrusHope]

Lexi is funny, wholesome, amazing, AND has seen Danganronpa? She was already my favorite narrator but now even more so

[@dadoggerdood3047]

In my opinion, if you have the option to adopt multiple kittens from the same litter you should always get at least two, they usually help keep eachother happy and excersized (and also CUTENESS).

[@pumpkinboyo6459]

Lexi is my favorite narrator! Hello Lexi!! Keep up the great work ^^

[@lamp2661]

lexi: sees something cute also her: *high pitched EEEEEEEEEE*

[@enasimp8440]

Im just Gonna comment a random word Still waiting? Just wait more Almost there Here it is *TURRŌN*

[@jcbgy3225]

TURRŌN

[@erinnnreiddd]

turn on 👺👺

[@kabaltheAI4859]

TARRANNREPUBLIC

[@sophiedenise]

Bruh turn if off

[@fagtaglia3718]

*starts dancing weirdly* TURRŌN TURRŌN TURRŌN

[@kharnyx8884]

6:33 "Pikachu, I choose you!" **plat**

[@dying-bubba6302]

2:42 I looked at this for about 10 minutes-

[@hwgoblin]

Half of what makes this heartwarming is Lexi! Her voice just goes squeeeeee and it’s almost cuter than the pictures!

[@legomario8821]

🎶ANIMALS Gotta cuddle them all 🎶

[@Jsouza1226]

When I first saw one of your r/eyebleach videos, I honestly thought I wouldn’t have the patience to sit through endless photos of cute things. Lexi’s squealing proved me wrong.

[@chloedoyle6408]

IM HERE IM HERE WHAT I MISS... LEMME CATCH MY BREATH

[@gigachad7729]

Bruh your forehead is so big it’s a 30 dollar Uber from your hairline to your eyebrows.

[@chloedoyle6408]

@@gigachad7729 alright

[@AngstyBiyoshii]

@@gigachad7729 your standards are low it's lower than my height

[@shazzzck]

The way Lexi says " aww www " makes my day

[@gossipgore-vampire]

Just when I thought I couldn’t love Lexi any more: she’s watched Danganronpa c:

[@cuddlelover]

The Way Lexikitty Slips from normal speech to "Squeeeeeeaaaaaaal" is just as cute as the subreddit!

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

A guy that started a nerf war in comments and keepster bringing it op because he wants to do it again aproves of this.

[@sawyerkindt3809]

My cat disappeared two weeks ago and I haven’t heard or seen her since. She really helped me get through my day every time I got home. This video really brightened my day and reminded me of her.

[@amaryth_]

Hi, I exist here now

[@gigachad7729]

Not for long

[@ghosthawk5091]

Me too

[@silverisdisappointed]

Not for long

[@kokukyojin]

Benis

[@sophiedenise]

I exist here too

[@Business_taco]

Every time I hear lexi saying "whats up sexy I'm lexi" makes me smile 😊

[@tryagain8667]

Just saw someone delete their 'UwU' comment

[@gigachad7729]

Time to delete their existence next

[@AngstyBiyoshii]

UWU

[@catmagedsproductions1998]

Who was that UwU guy what did he say?

[@tryagain8667]

@@catmagedsproductions1998 they said 'I'm early UwU'

[@saturni4412]

I care more about the fact that they said “im early” than “uwu”

[@spikymarshmallow7611]

Alternate title; "Lexi melting over cute animals for 9 minutes straight"

[@vajavajush]

Lexi, i know there's almost no chance that you'll read this, but I really like your voice

[@name-uh5ee]

0:33 Bonnie looks like a giant able to destroy those pillars with a single thwap of it's tail

[@scrawled]

First

[@exceptionallyriso]

For people saying 'Nobody cares' Imma say good job

[@michaelm872]

Nobody cares smh

[@izae_lifestyle]

e

[@D3M1G0DDDD]

No one cares

[@dogeplayz8017]

Stfu deku

[@cakeeyplayz]

4:02 that awkward "sup" made me spit my coca cola

[@doodleplayer4014]

Lexi's squeals of joy always make me smile

[@dot5944]

I love it when Lexi narrates she’s awesome!

[@verlatenn]

lexi squealing at cute animals is the best content ever

[@calirs5120]

No one. Absolutely no one. Not even a single soul. Robin calling pillars cactis

[@gianaligarbes4058]

Imagine your dad is the toughest strongest man in your country but when he opens reddit he goes to r/eyebleach and i like that

[@agentdoggo6085]

There is only one thing I could possibly add to this: bork

[@therealramonaflowers]

my perfect distraction is my adorable little rat mocha who sits in my sleeve while I do school

[@Koromi6464]

Lexi's voice fits all of the wholesomeness being shown