ALL OF R/SH*TTYMOBILEGAMEADS

[@mistahmatrix]

Lately I've been experiencing ads that would *use the phone orientation* to hide the x button . Like the game I'm playing is forced in landscape orientation, and the ad rotates to portrait (to display the app store), shows the x button, then *locks back to landscape* ,effectively hiding the x button "above" my screen. So far they've all been ads about either Candy Crush or Raid Shadow Legends. I hate it so much.

[@xenoflame191]

At least Candy Crush is honest about its match-3 gameplay.

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

@@xenoflame191it was the originator of the genre tho

[@Smilley85]

@@nationalinstituteofcheese3012 Nah, that's Bejeweled, which preceded CCS by a decade. Candy Crush was just the first to monetize it to this degree.

[@AZBIDABOI]

Pink color is the most said color in this for some reason

[@JackOfAllTradez_]

True

[@Navarein]

R u sure

[@AtomicRaptR]

There’s a reason there’s a reason why it’s a tag

[@Eden-um3yl]

Can you reach pink color at level 1.0000000000000000000000?? Only 99.9999999% of people can beat it

[@ProjectPsycho112]

I guess it's because that's usually level five in most games? If they even have levels.

[@JacobT.92]

That "I Got Pregnant with the Tyrant's Child" ad is for (pretty generic) romance manhwa not for game.

[@Arkios64]

Wait, after that synopsis it turns out to actually be generic? How?

[@katastrophic1327]

I didn't mind the read for the most part. Didn't get to finish it but got a decent way through.

[@Akari_mackenyu]

I came here to say thattt😂😂😂

[@thedreamscape6063]

@@Arkios64most manhwas (that I read tbh) are kinda like that- though I read Isikai’s usually they still tend to be just- kinda like that lol

[@Sch1sMx]

where are the good menhwa reccomendations i was looking for in this thread

[@clashking6660]

I really hate ads that act like the level is impossible but the person playing is playing wrong on purpose

[@Tsunamicat108]

yeah they're so stupid it doesnt make you want to buy the game, it just makes you angry

[@coggy4045]

The bad part is that it implies that they think we have the IQ of a vegetable

[@UnknownWatcher630]

Yep

[@KugelWasHere]

theyre just bait to make you go "wow this person is stupid, im gonna play this to 1 up them"

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

I always just assume that the target audience and only people who will download it are complete and utter morons.

[@DJET723]

I have an unbridled hatred for those puzzle ads. It’s not because they’re hard but because they’re advertised to be deliberately done wrong so that people download to fix the mistake

[@Zeldafan48]

Also the people that play the game are ACTUALLY STUPID. They could be showing the easiest puzzle that a braindead cockroach could solve and get it wrong

[@heddja]

the saddest part is that you can't actually report ads anymore. It just comes up as emojis, which we all know isn't serious. And ofc turning off wifi doesn't work anymore bc you need internet to play most of these shit games. thankfully there are a still a few good ones and i hope they stay good.

[@Sarah.2.]

The Google player store has an option to report apps based on ads, but the option only shows up for certain apps? Its finicky.

[@heddja]

@@Sarah.2. only real apps and games seem to have a report button these days, at least what i’ve seen. These fake shit ones only has the emoji rate thing.

[@FB64_Fakebeta]

I swear ads nowadays are: 25% crappy anime 25% cropped hentai 19% “I can’t reach pink color 😭” 1% actually decent ads 30% AI scams

[@heddja]

@@FB64_Fakebeta the AI scams are up tp 30% but yeah. Or just game play from other games put into ads. Hate it so much and it makes me so angry that that's even allowed.

[@FB64_Fakebeta]

@@heddja fixed it so it’s more accurate.

[@Azaryn]

Fun fact: The ad saying "Darmowe gry dla dzieci" is Polish for "Free games for kids". Polish is the only language to make people think it's a keyboard smash lmao

[@Azaryn]

@@MyNaymIsSnek1526 It's... Not german Use Google translate

[@MyNaymIsSnek1526]

@@Azaryn Damn it, I mussst’ve fallen for the made-up german wordsss that people make to troll othersss on the internet that actually look like keyboard sssmashesss…

[@Shizuu_z]

@@MyNaymIsSnek1526 ssss

[@magistrmaestro2845]

@@MyNaymIsSnek1526 holy shit you actually aren't wtf hahah

[@magistrmaestro2845]

@@MyNaymIsSnek1526 why you ssssound like a ssssnake? did you have a sssstroke?

[@DrTistic]

Hey, so the guy that’s been playing those TERRIBLE TERRIBLE mobile games that are linked in the ads, he’s called GrayStillPlays, for about 1-2 yrs he played literally the stupidest mobile game ads. So there’s the famous KZbinr for ya. He’s got 7 million subscribers but since those videos he’s lost a CONSIDERABLE amount of viewership. His vids get around 500k views after a few weeks. He’s been doing regular and underrated games now though….. but there’s the guy that went down the mobile ad rabbit hole

[@pastelbeats91]

His content is also genuinely hilarious for those who are wondering; We've been subscribed to him since he made The Sims 4 content and can definitely recommend him!

[@Lone_Wandering0]

Pretty sure KZbinr "Dangerously Funny" also does these mobile games as well. Dunno for sure tho haven't seen much of his content

[@ArethaAnimate]

​​@@Lone_Wandering0I also think there's someone is like dangerously funny is blitz but blitz is playing the better underrated game

[@NotAPolarBearXD]

ive been watching ever since he played happy wheels, now I'm just disappointed

[@DrTistic]

@@NotAPolarBearXD agreed, but he is trying to make a comeback with the diff games I’ve seen him play recently

[@undefinedCat]

Fun fact: there is a game (paid) on Steam that has these fake mobile game ads playable. It's called "Yeah! You want "Those Games", right? So here you go so let's see you clear them!"

[@Others457]

I find it pretty ironic that it's on Steam, and it's not on phones.

[@Orbulon59]

I know

[@Vincent_Beers]

Voodoo SAS (French developer with billions of downloads) is responsible for most of these ads. The pink color or any other word salad ads that don't make sense are buzzword experiments testing what combination of words trick the most possible people into being curious enough to download something.

[@VirtualizerExtreme]

5:42 JESSE DO NOT ABBTEVIATE CYBERPUNK

[@GeneralRyko]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK ! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK DON'T ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK ! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK !

[@pomegfox]

i have 20 terabytes of cyberpunk on my computer

[@smortboi21]

Man I love CP

[@ForestTheBulbasaur]

​@@smortboi21 Like.. Cyberpunk, right?

[@smortboi21]

@@ForestTheBulbasaur no I meant control points from tf2

[@badatgaming9905]

I've seen those bloodline ads and they are like the most furry bait of furry bait to ever furry bait. It's all 1. Stolen characters made with ai like that lucario 2. Just regular ai furry characters 3. Free or stolen 3d models All three of which are as lewd as possible while still being allowed as an ad

[@Hardhead456]

Mfs stole a lucario and threw him into a bootleg machine

[@jamieever4046]

Timestamps 0:00 Robin 21:25 Lexi 37:47 Robin Robin continues until the end of the video.

[@AZBIDABOI]

Educational Games for kids always ends in nightmares for them if they are mobile games

[@hollie_cewl]

It’s so cute that Lexi thought mukbang was a bad word 😭🥹

[@pedroisaquegamer4161]

Considering the most recent mukbang videos,it IS a bad word

[@ProfessionalBugLover]

it might as well be 😓

[@blizzard_the_seal9863]

it does look like one ngl LOL

[@LaifaCanyonLurker]

I remember playing a low quality rabbit simulator (like them animal survival games) that i LOVED because of the ability to pick up food, it's gone now but it was a better experience than anything these ads could sell me

[@filipemartinho1753]

The "Donald Trump refuses to show tax return" gacha ad is actually hilarious, what's even being advertised 😭

[@A_normal_Tsukasa_fan]

Maybe that's the point, it makes you so curious you have to find out what the heck the ad is, so you watch it voluntarily (I know I would)

[@G-u-z-i-o]

16:33 This is Polish for "Free games for kids".

[@Roadent1241]

It's funny. Those move the bar things to get money or water or pet food NOW ARE A THING in Garden/HomeScapes so the ads technically aren't lying anymore. Except for the ones where Austin is running away from lava or whatever. Yes I redownloaded the game on my new iPad (the old one died) and they didn't have them like 5 years ago when the games were new. At least if you have the DS version of GardenScapes it's a completely different game. (Item finder instead of match 3, surprised they didn't port HomeScapes or any of their others over either.)

[@THE_crxqy]

i knew i wasn't the only one that knew

[@Roadent1241]

@@THE_crxqy I assume everybody gave up on them lol.

[@THE_crxqy]

@@Roadent1241 lol

[@krazyman791]

26:33 An idle game is where you get currencies over time and you wait for them to get high enough so you spend them to get more resources. They tickle my brain and I am hurt (i know it's not that deep) that you don't know what they are...

[@craigjordan2250]

1:35 he turned into an alternate for a second

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

I have a crossword puzzle app that regularly pops up reminders that I can pay to remove ads - it doesn't force me to watch one, it's just a popup reminder on the puzzle selection screen. But I don't know what they are talking about because I haven't seen a single ad for the past six years. Lol

[@GuessxWhox21]

14:40 ever heard of GrayStillPlays?

[@fionnaandcakecosplay]

He’s hilarious

[@HANAKINskywoker]

12:58 these are either patapons with mouths, chuchels or blackfaces

[@HANAKINskywoker]

In two of the cases its bad because its lazy while in the other one its bad because... Do i even have to explain it?

[@OvaLdn]

bro i tried but for some reason i just can't reach pink colour

[@MyNaymIsSnek1526]

Need any help? I already reached and beat pink, but I found a cheat code that letsss you ssskip pink and go to the Sssecret Mantisss Shrimp Coloursss.

[@ThatInsaneGamer-hp4gh]

Because it is just so hard like the last level in candy crush

[@PartyGooberYippee]

Real

[@AlePersoSuYT]

18:34 The fact that Shadow's like actually 50 years old doesn't help the situation

[@doubleking7070]

I think they can’t reach pink color. Maybe I’m reading too much into it…

[@MyNaymIsSnek1526]

Should we asssk if they need any help? I already beat pink and am currently on the coloursss that only the mantisss shrimp knowsss of.

[@ZaidenD]

7:36 not only could the creators of the ad not solve the puzzle they probably couldnt solve how many people on earth have solved it according to their information

[@Lucas.pcport85]

Its been a while since i have seen pink color

[@MyNaymIsSnek1526]

Then check my PFP and look at my eye marking. Look into my eye and I will take you there. For I am Sssnek. And I have beaten pink colour level. And for doing ssso, I gained a pink ssstar marking on my right eye.

[@lesagittaire3484]

Watch Vernias. Now.

[@Lucas.pcport85]

@lesagittaire3484 what if i dont want to

[@FB64_Fakebeta]

5:42 WAIT CP MOBILE?! WHAT THE FU-

[@rogytomaru586]

51:56 bro, im rolling on the floor for that sound

[@rogytomaru586]

btw, it's from Re:Zero Season 1 OST. That show the editor how cultured he/she is

[@Ulfric-yv3xk]

9:58 that's literally just an excel spreadsheet

[@TypekMD]

2:57 oh nooooooooo there are just so many WrongTM things with this image my educated european brain cannot comprehend this without dying noooooooooo

[@frenchtoast.mp4]

11:13 they did this to jetpack joyride too. if you say no they give you an ad

[@LeonDaChameleon]

16:33 That is "Free games for kids" in Polish by the way.

[@MyNaymIsSnek1526]

I am an enlightened being, for I have reached and beaten pink colour. I am now on the coloursss that only the mantisss shrimp may sssee. Look into my right eye, the one with the pink ssstar marking. And you shall reach pink colour.

[@StarDaSceneKid]

I remember seeing an ad for a game called Brick's Ball Crusher.

[@lessi5_ua]

2:24 They also mispelled "Relaxing"

[@anonymanonymus4706]

When people ask me why I pirate free mobile games: 11:04

[@MJ_2Day]

21:20 I know I don’t have to point this out, but Ryder has a bfdi mouth

[@Kattlarv]

On at least most android: You can tab out of the game, then click the game icon, (*Not* tab back in) the one on your homepage or whatever, that launches the game. And the add will implode. This doesn't work if you are watching adds for rewards. But, any forced add will be closed by this.

[@Goblin_With_A_Fungus]

10:00 can we just acknowledge Hello Flesh real quick? That sounds like a very concerning subscription, in one way or another.

[@Prince-Devon-batpony]

49:44 DONT DISS ICE SCREAM ITS PRACTICALLY PART OF ME

[@anielius5438]

6:26 im downloadin' this s**t right NOW

[@fireballfilms]

the one at 2:27 is actually really fun and relaxing it's one of those games you can just shut your brain off for only annoying part is it doesnt have any power-ups so if you loose you loose

[@chernobyl169]

EmKay binge video? EmKay binge video!

[@Player65-te6pc]

2:27 NOBODY NOTICED IT SAYS REALXING INSTEAD OF RELAXING

[@NellaJade]

Lessons we learned from this video: 1. Pink level is somehow impossible to reach

[@zombiistars]

9:59 Robin "cringe" is 31$, not 11$😭

[@Jake_gd22]

5:42 NOOOOOOOO!!! DONT ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK!!!!!

[@AzaelRulz]

6:53 WHY IS THAT LITERALLY JUST SCOTT FROM TOTAL DRAMA?! 😭

[@EdwardNavu]

These ads rouse so much wrath in me that I wrote an SCP two years ago, using the anger alone

[@WeebEditss]

"Can you reach pink color?" Literally no pink

[@Molybdenum-Shake]

21:28 “STRAWBERRIES AND LONG HOT DOGS??!”

[@anonymanonymus4706]

2:51 One could say that you UNRAVELED the thread of lies this ad created.

[@TheBrazillianSquirell]

10:06 I GOT THAT AD TOO MANY TIMES IN 2023

[@sndolli]

21:20 BFDI MOUTH ONCE AGAIN IN EMKAY!!!111!1!!11

[@Hobay22376]

6:51 IS THAT JUST SCOTT FROM TOTAL DRAMA?!? WHAT THE HELL?!?

[@CrazyCrash546]

10:03 I would have said that instead of “throwing it back in a circle” SpongeBob can instead “Bring it around town” 😄

[@goldendummy2099]

6:54 the fuck is scott from total drama doing here

[@hundvd_7]

2:50 That is the _perfect_ way to censor

[@retodera228]

2:27 it doesn't say relaxing, it says realxing

[@PixelDicaprio]

13:17: that feels like a screenshot from a GrayStillPlays video rather than an actual ad, idk

[@TheReal0Iiver]

13:06 why does he look like the big cactus plush by heleworld lmao

[@novacat5037]

That tetris puzzle looking game is actually real, and fun, one ad between each board, it actually looks like that too

[@THE_crxqy]

if you see that white old guy in a white shirt and has a red bow tie, the ads are not actually scams most of the times, the game is either gardenscapes or homescapes (i have both) and they do infact have every game they have mentioned in the ads that i have seen so far, the pin ones just pop up every now and then over the candy crush ones

[@CorbyKat__Official]

I was feeling sad , this cheered me up thank you ❤❤

[@InsideClown]

3:16 saving this for later

[@Chaos_dahdragon]

2:12 no way they use the homescapes people 😭

[@VeryEpicStrawberryNani]

NAH I JUST REALIZED- 😭

[@William_appl3ton]

17:16 rise of the shield hero reference nice

[@Archer_Starling]

41:48 fun fact: a while back Sconnect (the company that makes these videos) actually went to court because eOne (the former owners of Peppa Pig) had filed a lawsuit against them over intellectual property violations

[@hannahaadyj4429]

16:35 POLAND MENTIONED WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@Khronically-online-kat]

The worst ad o have probaily saw was gacha heat. For those who don't know. Gacha club/ life is a popular dress up game and "heat" is the characters doing inappropriate things

[@CrystalCaotixnotcontentcreator]

I personally am still somewhat in the gacha community and i'd just like to say that there are some talented creators. it is out of our community's control to really stop it anymore. due to the amount of light shed on that part of the community. it's basically just known from that. i've been in the community since late 2017 to early 2018. so i've had a lot of time in this community to know just how much talented people shine from the inside.

[@Khronically-online-kat]

@@CrystalCaotixnotcontentcreator i have definitely seen a lot of talented created makeing full on animated series . I find it amazing that this dress uo game became so popular. I know it comes with the teritpry but it dosent mean i like heat. Im not sure when i have joined the gacha comunity but i definitely have been here for a few years

[@CrystalCaotixnotcontentcreator]

@@Khronically-online-kat :) glad that you understand. i do feel like people are starting to accept it as a community instead of something bad.

[@TheReal0Iiver]

16:33 translation: free games for kids

[@BottleOfNukaColaQuantum]

7:59 Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free You are a pirate! Yar har, fiddle de dee Being a pirate is alright to be Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free You are a pirate! You are a pirate! Yay! We've got us a map (a map!) To lead us to a hidden box That's all locked up with locks (with locks!) And buried deep away We'll dig up the box (the box!) We know it's full of precious booty! Burst open the locks! And then we'll say, "Hooray!" Yar har, fiddle de dee If you love to sail the sea You are a pirate!! Weigh anchor! Yar har, fiddle de dee Being a pirate is alright with me! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free You are a pirate! Ar yar, ahoy and avast Dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast! Hang the black flag at the end of the mast! You are a pirate! Hahahahaha! Yay! We're sailing away (set sail!) Adventure awaits on every shore We set sail and explore (ya-har!) And run and jump all day (yay!) We float on our boat (the boat!) Until its time to drop the anchor Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!) Until we sail again! Yar har, fiddle de dee If you love to sail the sea You are a pirate!! Land ho! Yar har, fiddle de dee Being a pirate is alright with me! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free You are a pirate! Yar har, wind at your back, lads, wherever you go! Blue sky above and blue ocean below You are a pirate! Hahahahahaha! You're a pirate!

[@Sylvr-evolved]

31:20 i think it’s supposed to be that the guy is bisexual, which is why he got the lady pregnant

[@hqueso]

To be fair, "This game says no to Pay-to-Win" could mean that they say no to the "Win" part, but accept all the "Pay" you want to send them. That's Pay-to-not-Win. So it's true, in a way.

[@Btraf]

16:33 Poland mentioned 🔥

[@psivampire13]

Worst part is, many of these games that are not scam/viruses…actually exist on the app store, always have ratings over 4.0 and have thousands of downloads. Sometimes they are even listed in the Top Games lists.

[@Arufi000]

32:01 krusty krab but opposite day

[@Neo-peacekeeper]

And this is why I play games that don’t have ads or show somewhat normal ads

[@bodemackie4237]

28:24 “mukbang” is when you film yourself (or others) eating food. Normally you eat in front of a camera and then give a review of the food, it’s pretty cringe

[@bluebunny2133]

Maybe but there’s some that make me really want to try the recipes they show! 😋

[@Fruad_jo]

@@bluebunny2133mukbang normally includes eating large amounts of food. At best you’d find microwaveable food that you can find in grocery stores 😊

[@Roadent1241]

So Ashens counts? Nowadays with Barry but...! At least they're entertaining and describe the food so we know if we want to try it barring allergies.

[@DarkAngelLove66]

For anymore curious, 14:34 is a web comic. I had read a several chapters a while back. MC Girl is one of the royal guards for the Tyrant Duke man person. They had a one night stand together with identity concealing magic/ masquerade deal, consent given and all that good jazz. She becomes pregnant from that night and is struggling to hide it and figure out what to do about her new family. There's also a third guy who wants to take on the role of being a father to her children and raise them with her. From what I remember it wasn't about passionate hugging and had an actual story to it. I don't know about later chapters and its been so long since I had read it, but based on memory I'd give it a 3.5 out 5.

[@PeekasLukkala]

2:24 The point is, it's misspelled. I've gotten the same ad at some point.

0:04 Nah, that's magenta.

[@sleevedwig]

5:43 "HANK, HANK, DONT SHORTEN CYBERPUNK, HAAAANK"

[@Mr.hoppsgameing]

that add @16:21 antically says 1.000 that is one dolor

[@TuffMelon]

Most of the people who get sponsored by Raid don't actually get that much. Like, at all. The amount they get is almost entirely based on a tiered system of the number of people who use their code and play to a specific level. The first offer they'll give you will earn you like 30 bucks at best.

[@ShadeATV]

I remember the episode ad😭😭😭😭 8 year old me spent WAY longer than necessary trying to find the Episode Bible game

[@andrewlanglois6362]

6:12 I wonder if whoever placed that up as an ad, wants to be sued by Plarium. Everybody that plays the game knows that the main protagonist icon is Galek

[@justanXboxOneSwithinternet]

Man I hate bad ads! >:(

[@tdubmorris5757]

2:58 wtf happend to lake Michigan

[@JSRphones]

I lack the ability to go to the part of the visible light spectrum that humans know as "pink"

[@ZipZapAndDogAreGone]

2:25 no, no, NO. You should trust it!! because it’s not RELAXING, it’s REALXING.

[@arsonzartz]

it means hes coming for you, run. 1:38

[@pastelbeats91]

30:38 BOLT MENTION!??!?!? IN 2024??!??!!??!?! IM GONNA CRY SO HARD THAT MOVIE WAS MY CHILDHOOD...

[@SillierPutty]

every time i see the bfdi mouth in one of these, a part of me dies

[@JustYourAvarageChicken]

EmKay: You get addicted to the game over the course of 3 Days and you haven't even downloaded it... Me not being able to download UTY but have watched basically everything about it: Y E S .

[@darkfoxvii1635]

The "challenge" ads should be truthful at least... "99.99% of players can't uninstall this app from their phone! CAN YOU?"

[@gefun]

16:35 is actualy in polish and translates to free games for children