r/Choosingbeggars | 1 MILLION CHIPS FOR FREE?

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EmKay

EmKay

Күн бұрын

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@floofyaltaria1813
@floofyaltaria1813 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus didn’t sell used car parts on the facebook market place. That is a great quote right there
@jpbaley2016
@jpbaley2016 3 жыл бұрын
And I certainly wouldn’t trust him to install them.
@yeetboi1775
@yeetboi1775 3 жыл бұрын
As soon I saw this comment it said what you said in your comment
@god6070
@god6070 3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@mrdrawman3340
@mrdrawman3340 3 жыл бұрын
that’s just what the government wants you to think
@tremeschinion9420
@tremeschinion9420 3 жыл бұрын
where's the quote? i don't see anything
@null_ify
@null_ify 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm just gonna let the editor say what they wanna say here." The editor: *"Adios"*
@lazynop7325
@lazynop7325 3 жыл бұрын
*'Shotgun Noises'*
@MohaRequiemYT
@MohaRequiemYT 3 жыл бұрын
a shotgun is a bit too low for what the editor is about to do 5 months after your post
@slender9329
@slender9329 3 жыл бұрын
Also, isnt that the "heavy shotgun" from fortnite?
@gos358
@gos358 2 жыл бұрын
@@slender9329 Why is fortnite the first damn thing you think of?
@slender9329
@slender9329 2 жыл бұрын
@@gos358 cuz I have 5k hours in it *sadge*
@ayune9391
@ayune9391 3 жыл бұрын
imagine asking to reschedule a solar event,, "can you like, mess up the earth's whole rotation and possibly cause a lot of problems? its just that a lot of kids aren't available that day and i was wondering if it can be moved to a weekend" LMFAO BYE 💀✋
@vetrurrrr
@vetrurrrr 3 жыл бұрын
man of all seasons
@unpaidduo
@unpaidduo 3 жыл бұрын
@@vetrurrrr yes 👍
@hgdd2422
@hgdd2422 3 жыл бұрын
@@jameslong8100 yeah smh the sun can easily just stop spinning around earth smhhhhhhhh
@Malo938
@Malo938 3 жыл бұрын
The mega Karen-on-meth has awoken she will delete everything in this universe
@zacharyylol2585
@zacharyylol2585 3 жыл бұрын
@@vetrurrrr I see u in shitpost statuses
@mrrainbrow423
@mrrainbrow423 3 жыл бұрын
Cheap object for sale: Exists Choosingbeggars: "I'm sorry, is this some sort of rich joke I'm too peasant to understand?"
@erkka9052
@erkka9052 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@range685
@range685 3 жыл бұрын
Replace cheap with free and its even more accurate
@omegaowl2334
@omegaowl2334 3 жыл бұрын
Chocolate Bar: *On sale for 0.01 cents* Chosen Beggar: I can't afford that, can I have it free?
@jean23235
@jean23235 3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@kilbonrobert
@kilbonrobert 3 жыл бұрын
I love matt baynton from hh #hhmemes
@derp4374
@derp4374 3 жыл бұрын
-asks for an iPhone -"PEOPLE WITH ANDROIDS ARE POOR"
@zaf2774
@zaf2774 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh I use android for nearly 10 years and I like it it's good
@meganbenson1478
@meganbenson1478 3 жыл бұрын
There both phones tho
@epsilon-eleven
@epsilon-eleven 3 жыл бұрын
That guy probably thinks the brands a person wears are actually important.
@amr-yg1xl
@amr-yg1xl 3 жыл бұрын
Apple is too confusing for me. I like android
@comandercarnis
@comandercarnis 3 жыл бұрын
Android will always be better in my book tho I'm changing my opinion since the latest ones have no head phone jack and I have to buy expensive bluetooth earbuds
@pacifistonly
@pacifistonly 3 жыл бұрын
"Can I have this for free ?" "No ? I need money too." "It's for my friend, it's their last day to live... Why are you such a horrible person ?"
@onijester56
@onijester56 3 жыл бұрын
Like, literally if it's someone's last day to live then they don't need any of their remaining money. I'll thus charge double to triple, and cut my labor to meet that need in half.
@angeloucol8463
@angeloucol8463 2 жыл бұрын
Condolence then.
@MightyWinz
@MightyWinz 2 жыл бұрын
I read posadist only.
@jeltevl8868
@jeltevl8868 2 жыл бұрын
if they would say that I would say back: well if I dont get the money to buy food with then its my last day to live as well. Difference is between your friend and me: I can make tomorrow they cannot. They will probably answer like: you are such an horrible person. And then I would say: Yes because potentially financially ruining people is a nice thing to do.
@bnpldl83
@bnpldl83 2 жыл бұрын
If it’s their last day why would they need it? Literally they would only have a day to have it lmao
@everydayjokes2321
@everydayjokes2321 3 жыл бұрын
Joke of the day: Why did Robin Hood rob the rich? *the poor didn't have any money.*
@No-fl7ei
@No-fl7ei 3 жыл бұрын
Ha
@ixsamoon
@ixsamoon 3 жыл бұрын
@[ Aku ] r/foundthemobileuser
@willsotheraccount2464
@willsotheraccount2464 3 жыл бұрын
What if the rich became poor and the poor became rich? Robin Hood would rob the poor people who became rich then give back the money he stole from the rich who is now poor due to Robin Hood stealing money from the rich who is now poor.
@ray2426
@ray2426 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@NoOne-wz2ht
@NoOne-wz2ht 3 жыл бұрын
@@ixsamoon r/mobileisthebest
@harpermonohan
@harpermonohan 3 жыл бұрын
Why does emkay always have the funniest memes? It doesn’t matter who the narrator is.
@ihatenamez
@ihatenamez 3 жыл бұрын
True
@emerald773sstudio2
@emerald773sstudio2 3 жыл бұрын
You are correct but sometimes certain subreddits fit better with some narrators.
@eliworks8742
@eliworks8742 3 жыл бұрын
Hand picked by the editors i think
@refraction-
@refraction- 3 жыл бұрын
*potato*
@harpermonohan
@harpermonohan 3 жыл бұрын
@@emerald773sstudio2 Especially r/MeIRL with Robin or Jack
@daiyousei.1586
@daiyousei.1586 3 жыл бұрын
Cashier: It's free! Choosing Beggars: I beg your pardon?
@fishyninjja9103
@fishyninjja9103 3 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp! who that?
@daiyousei.1586
@daiyousei.1586 3 жыл бұрын
@@fishyninjja9103 Daiyousei (seriously, look it up, I'm not lying)
@riotonquak7433
@riotonquak7433 3 жыл бұрын
Can i have this ps5 for free plus you give me $30,000 because my son wants it for his birthday
@Eternal_Ten
@Eternal_Ten 3 жыл бұрын
Re
@daosof
@daosof 3 жыл бұрын
@@Eternal_Ten eh
@Elfie1107
@Elfie1107 3 жыл бұрын
You’re also considered a veteran if you have been deployed to a war zone, even if you’re still active duty. That’s what a war veteran is.
@14thbattlegroupcommander
@14thbattlegroupcommander 3 жыл бұрын
The mind of a karen: "being an annoyance can be exchanged for goods and services"
@Spingle_Spangle
@Spingle_Spangle 3 жыл бұрын
And those thoughts of those people, my friend, are what is going to be humanity’s downfall someday.
@jean23235
@jean23235 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jeltevl8868
@jeltevl8868 2 жыл бұрын
or more like pretending that people are dying means free stuff.
@blakksheep736
@blakksheep736 2 жыл бұрын
I can only presume they read a motivational book with the words "you can have anything in the world if you want it hard enough" and didn't quite get what they meant.
@SacsachCCABP
@SacsachCCABP 2 жыл бұрын
“Calling the manager will make me prosper and the employees get broke!” “Saying there is another shop in the same company who charges will make then lose my precious $20!” “That other shop in the same company definitely won’t charge extra for my annoyance here!”
@muntherdoesstuff9615
@muntherdoesstuff9615 3 жыл бұрын
Person: *refuses to make their price free* Choosing beggars: *sniff sniff* I smell psychopath in here
@spaceboy5243
@spaceboy5243 3 жыл бұрын
Smells like DISRESPECT
@informationnotavailable6433
@informationnotavailable6433 3 жыл бұрын
“The nerve of some people.”
@numberenderdude3461
@numberenderdude3461 3 жыл бұрын
No it's: Person: *refuses to pay a customer/buyer* Beggar: I've searched high and low and still can't find why you are so sweet darn selfish
@awesomestyles
@awesomestyles 3 жыл бұрын
Day 80 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
@zeronebula3317
@zeronebula3317 3 жыл бұрын
Why is it written twice?
@awesomestyles
@awesomestyles 3 жыл бұрын
@@zeronebula3317 Oops. It happens sometimes.
@enigma6354
@enigma6354 3 жыл бұрын
Y e s
@ambermoon1341
@ambermoon1341 3 жыл бұрын
@@awesomestyles *d u p l i c a t e d c o m m e n t*
@Sleeping0shark
@Sleeping0shark 3 жыл бұрын
this good kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2GZm5-dpbKnh9U
@charax-1
@charax-1 3 жыл бұрын
Seller: *says no to their -%99 offer* CG: allow me to introduce you to my poor life you greedy squirrel!
@natadze278
@natadze278 3 жыл бұрын
nah its more like : "realy i have stage 4 cancer and am in very bad condition my mom died last week and my dog ran away my wife is about to give birth so could u give this 1$ item to me for free? and deliver?" with a bunch of weird ass emojis in the end
@GokuBlackRose978
@GokuBlackRose978 3 жыл бұрын
@@natadze278 it’s cruel and sad how they do it
@glorbnorgaborg37yearsago10
@glorbnorgaborg37yearsago10 3 жыл бұрын
@@natadze278 also it’s Christmas and you should be kind.
@saphirdeglace6566
@saphirdeglace6566 3 жыл бұрын
@@glorbnorgaborg37yearsago10 oh my god what the fuk i think my ytb bugged like hell Your comment is 37 years old lmfao
@zetasann
@zetasann 3 жыл бұрын
@@saphirdeglace6566 You Fool, you fell for it! Thundercross Split attack! (Its just his name, dude.
@Krynixion
@Krynixion 3 жыл бұрын
"I DONT WANT YOUR POOR PEOPLE ANDROIDS" "well, no one asked if you wanted them in the first place."
@FeuerblutRM
@FeuerblutRM 3 жыл бұрын
CB is like: me are stupid. Me only want overpriced apple crap! Why is people laughing at me? 🥴
@soulkeeper7691
@soulkeeper7691 3 жыл бұрын
Also androids have -better better battery life Cheaper prices And NEVER takes away parts
@jaimeg309
@jaimeg309 3 жыл бұрын
@@soulkeeper7691 facts, atleast its better then nothing
@drakesayshi3321
@drakesayshi3321 3 жыл бұрын
I dont get it, cheaper is better
@clumsycaden5708
@clumsycaden5708 3 жыл бұрын
@@soulkeeper7691 for Real, I’m an iPhone user but I still hate apple. The only thing I don’t like about android is the OS, I think the iphone OS Is a lot cleaner and neater.
@reptilienkonig6551
@reptilienkonig6551 3 жыл бұрын
That lady winging about Veteran's Day is the same energy as those blonde girl stereotypes who go "Not to be racist or anything, but..."
@londonellis2852
@londonellis2852 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone have any idea what she was asking for?
@gettingannoyedquick
@gettingannoyedquick 3 жыл бұрын
My brain kind of melted listening to him say it
@blakksheep736
@blakksheep736 2 жыл бұрын
Never heard of that stereotype. Mind expanding on it?
@jaydee3392
@jaydee3392 2 жыл бұрын
@@blakksheep736 It's just a stereotype of stupid people starting a racist rant with "I'm not racist, but...". Same energy as saying "No offense" before you verbally shit all over someone
@blakksheep736
@blakksheep736 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaydee3392 ah, but of course. No, saying that you aren't a jerk doesn't make you not a jerk.
@simplywonderful449
@simplywonderful449 3 жыл бұрын
To the person WHINING about Veterans' Day discounts, our company STOPPED providing such discounts because we wanted to verify the discounts went ONLY TO TRUE VETERANS AND ACTIVE MILITARY. So when we asked for their veterans' ID, 99% of them refused or made up an excuse as to why they couldn't PROVE they had any affiliation with the military at all, though they DEMANDED things for free. We gave up; now everyone gets the same prices!
@nitrogenFox
@nitrogenFox 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus that's depressing. Not the "everyone gets same price" thing, but that so many people probably abuse the veteran discount idea.
@callbettersaul
@callbettersaul 2 жыл бұрын
1:10 OP: "I don't want poor people's android" Also OP: Unwilling to pay even 1 dime for his iPhone.
@goofballin69
@goofballin69 2 жыл бұрын
fr
@endgamerplays
@endgamerplays 2 жыл бұрын
On behalf of most Apple device owners, I’m sorry.
@hodgeelmwood8677
@hodgeelmwood8677 Жыл бұрын
And if you need an iPhone to "feel accepted," you're hanging around with the wrong people.
@hal565
@hal565 3 жыл бұрын
karens when the kids got school but theres a solar eclipse: can u do it like uhhhhh, *later* ?
@hal565
@hal565 3 жыл бұрын
and btw im here after 2 mins the video dropped
@vetrurrrr
@vetrurrrr 3 жыл бұрын
man of all seasons
@skgoku2568
@skgoku2568 3 жыл бұрын
Sun be like:*Understandable have a great day*
@monicakar9631
@monicakar9631 3 жыл бұрын
4:48 Just to say It was impossible to get a shiny melmetal and reggigas at that time
@williamanyse8053
@williamanyse8053 3 жыл бұрын
some of these people remind me why abortion pills exist
@swawssfm9760
@swawssfm9760 3 жыл бұрын
dont wanna be THAT guy but im pretty sure you mean birth control pills or abortion clinics because abortion pills dont exist
@williamanyse8053
@williamanyse8053 3 жыл бұрын
@@swawssfm9760 both
@Oh__.
@Oh__. 3 жыл бұрын
Abortion pills 🗿
@irloser
@irloser 3 жыл бұрын
@@swawssfm9760 abortion pills do exist. you can get them when you go to an abortion clinic. It’s called Mifepristone
@swawssfm9760
@swawssfm9760 3 жыл бұрын
@@irloser guess i played myself
@TheEngieTF2
@TheEngieTF2 3 жыл бұрын
Me: This PS4 is sold for five hundred dollars Karens: *Zero, take it or leave it*
@Akunai_
@Akunai_ 3 жыл бұрын
Need a dispenser here!
@jennifermiller5696
@jennifermiller5696 3 жыл бұрын
Pootis
@The_other_fry
@The_other_fry 3 жыл бұрын
"Except, you also have to deliver it TO ME! And I have to charge YOU because my little Timmy is dying and its his last dayyyyy :((((((( why are you such a horrible person??? Just hand over the gameee :("
@blakksheep736
@blakksheep736 2 жыл бұрын
@@The_other_fry I have never actually met anyone in my life named Timmy.
@khalidjojo
@khalidjojo 3 жыл бұрын
The lady: *asks to reschedule the sun* The sun:depends if she's a karen
@raptorzpackgaming8860
@raptorzpackgaming8860 3 жыл бұрын
Sun don’t reschedule be a madlad Make it last 2 days
@fireflare908
@fireflare908 3 жыл бұрын
@@raptorzpackgaming8860 nah, the sun will just be right behind the moon for however long we live
@RayAkuma
@RayAkuma 3 жыл бұрын
7:35 Imagine looking for an editor job, seeing a link labeled "Looking for Professional Editor" clicking on it, spending like 5 minutes until you reach the part "...0$ a year..."
@Lol-zj1kl
@Lol-zj1kl 3 жыл бұрын
10:38 "The song must have music and lyrics" Bruh
@aaronodonoghue1791
@aaronodonoghue1791 3 жыл бұрын
*laughs in instrumental songs*
@mariacandelaarcila3232
@mariacandelaarcila3232 3 жыл бұрын
@@aaronodonoghue1791 Same
@kalanderakalanderaar1678
@kalanderakalanderaar1678 3 жыл бұрын
There is lyrics whitout music There is music whitout lyrics There is this person whitout both
@cannon7182
@cannon7182 3 жыл бұрын
i came up with the most insulting insult: "you are the type of person who asks for a artwork commission, and tells them its for *exposure* "
@t0uchingtipz611
@t0uchingtipz611 3 жыл бұрын
you're*
@th3radlad_727
@th3radlad_727 3 жыл бұрын
If you can’t say you’re just say you are
@cannon7182
@cannon7182 3 жыл бұрын
@@th3radlad_727 ok... could have been nice about it but ight
@tonypeppermint5329
@tonypeppermint5329 3 жыл бұрын
Ooo.
@th3radlad_727
@th3radlad_727 3 жыл бұрын
@@cannon7182 sorry about that lol I didn’t know how to phrase it in a polite way
@Fuyu_Sei12
@Fuyu_Sei12 3 жыл бұрын
I choked when the editor pulled the gun on that social media job offer. Savage
@bananamations379
@bananamations379 3 жыл бұрын
Hearing Robin try to pronounce Regigigas just made my day
@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 3 жыл бұрын
So let me see if I got this right. That "veteran" wanted to use his military discount to expand his spank bank?
@superpasokon3022
@superpasokon3022 3 жыл бұрын
jokes aside, that's a pretty good deal! what website are they using? and yes im expanding my spank bank
@whythemaster9929
@whythemaster9929 3 жыл бұрын
Wait I really don't understand
@cloudyc9300
@cloudyc9300 3 жыл бұрын
@@whythemaster9929 you and me both buddy
@tcg1_qc
@tcg1_qc 3 жыл бұрын
@@whythemaster9929 you're too young
@whythemaster9929
@whythemaster9929 3 жыл бұрын
@@tcg1_qc I'm a minor so I guess I am
@iceace7774
@iceace7774 3 жыл бұрын
6:40 lmao that persons response backfired more than a bouncy ball on a trampoline
@aveachan3804
@aveachan3804 3 жыл бұрын
Not only the memes and the narrators make me laugh, but also the editors Good Job Emkay
@apparentlybird_2661
@apparentlybird_2661 3 жыл бұрын
I love watching these and getting angry at them and then laughing at the narrator's reaction
@Shakin_Bakin
@Shakin_Bakin 3 жыл бұрын
6:16 that guy had the chance of a discount and decided to screw it up even further
@Jonskipvp
@Jonskipvp 2 жыл бұрын
how to beat the beggars : sell your desired product for 3 times the price , then eventually bargain with them to the original price you wanted to sell it at.
@liafrota4312
@liafrota4312 2 жыл бұрын
High chances of still not working because this kind of people want stuff for free
@eggguy2161
@eggguy2161 3 жыл бұрын
6:30 Him:"Get a job" Meanwhile him:"Cant afford 15$"
@JophesCT
@JophesCT 3 жыл бұрын
I love the fanart because it shows a mostly biblically accurate angel. We all are raised on pretty people with white wings but there's a reason that angels all said "be not afraid" when talking to humans in the bible.
@Rizzgod0011
@Rizzgod0011 3 жыл бұрын
I literally just got this after I finished another video
@keallm7578
@keallm7578 3 жыл бұрын
Me to
@vectra9_957
@vectra9_957 3 жыл бұрын
Your profile pic is accurate
@jabjabinton2804
@jabjabinton2804 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@bigboy6969
@bigboy6969 3 жыл бұрын
Me to
@Mars-ik4mx
@Mars-ik4mx 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@u6uggg6hguiuggy
@u6uggg6hguiuggy 2 жыл бұрын
Veteran- Person who has served his/her country in a past war. No need to be retired. Also, veterans fought for their country, not for a discount. Every veteran knows this.
@necronwarlord9188
@necronwarlord9188 3 жыл бұрын
That person probably married or is dating a veteran just for the benefits, they even act like they own their partner
@endorsti7137
@endorsti7137 3 жыл бұрын
What were they trying to buy
@necronwarlord9188
@necronwarlord9188 3 жыл бұрын
@@endorsti7137 lunch
@epsilon-eleven
@epsilon-eleven 3 жыл бұрын
Probably one of those Karens who insist that they have the same rank as their spouse by association (yes, those people exist) & that they're entitled to every benefit actual military personnel get.
@roberth4863
@roberth4863 3 жыл бұрын
@@epsilon-eleven yeah. In my dad’s time they actually had to salute the officer’s vehicle even if only the spouse was in the car. Pathetic.
@jetttamone3663
@jetttamone3663 3 жыл бұрын
@@epsilon-eleven I never made it passed E-4 but I did some gigs with the OSI after. I actually ran into one of these dames once at a home depot parking lot. Mind you I walk with a cane, all the handicap spots were taken but the one near me has a few spots right next to it for vets. She sped past me and took the spot so I gave her a good, solid bird. She tried to get into it with me and let me know that her husband was a Lieutenant! She had an AF sticker on the car so safe guess. "Oh that's cool. Tell the LT I hope he has a good day." and handed her one of my cards that has OSI on it (forensics work). My boss called me into his office a few days later asking if I knew a Lieutenant So and So. Was the dames husband and he was sweating bullets over this. I smoothed it over with him and just told him I work on computers but his wife was fucking nuts. Got a sad laugh and apologized again.
@philipchea7743
@philipchea7743 3 жыл бұрын
This lady:Reschedule the sun God:I’ll allow it Time travel gets invented
@diskdem0n
@diskdem0n 3 жыл бұрын
hopefully
@scottr8374
@scottr8374 3 жыл бұрын
Did she just ask to reschedule the sun ??? Bro I'm dieing rn😂😂
@thatred6550
@thatred6550 3 жыл бұрын
One of the biggest automotive museums in California only takes donations and every car is worth at least $100,000, yet it is enough exposure that people apply to give away their car still
@bread785
@bread785 2 жыл бұрын
The average choosing beggar: "I want a massive mansion with a full time maid, a vault full of gold, a butler, a pc gaming set up, a big tv, new wife, 10 million dollars, and a brand new Lamborghini all for free."
@culumermu3351
@culumermu3351 2 жыл бұрын
"Guys dont be GREEDY"
@blakksheep736
@blakksheep736 2 жыл бұрын
No, they'd also say "and 10000 dollars a month for the housekeeping I'm doing. Delivery tomorrow or Saturday latest."
@blakksheep736
@blakksheep736 2 жыл бұрын
@@culumermu3351 I don't think they know what greedy means.
@funnyfoolsgaming6859
@funnyfoolsgaming6859 3 жыл бұрын
That one at 0:42 hurts more cause not only are they a choosing beggar, they also work for an MLM company, so they're a hun bot As well as a choosing beggar, great combo-
@keallm7578
@keallm7578 3 жыл бұрын
In a few years the intro background will look like God damn space
@venesa5802
@venesa5802 3 жыл бұрын
The editor adding the gun made me literally laugh out loud 🤣
@JBMBABEH
@JBMBABEH 3 жыл бұрын
Robin:"hello ladies and gents..." Me:hey thats my line!
@IJustWantToBeAKnight
@IJustWantToBeAKnight 3 жыл бұрын
7:34 This brought a smile to my face.
@zingymaple6473
@zingymaple6473 3 жыл бұрын
Editor: Americans talk with guns.
@SlimeKing5788
@SlimeKing5788 3 жыл бұрын
As an American, yes, we do talk with guns
@potatowarrior88
@potatowarrior88 3 жыл бұрын
@@SlimeKing5788 Really? I thought you guys talked *O U T O F Y O U R A S S E S*
@jacky1500
@jacky1500 3 жыл бұрын
@@potatowarrior88I thought you talked outta your ass
@roberternest7289
@roberternest7289 3 жыл бұрын
An American once told me: "If you don't like that we buy guns in Walmart then don't buy them there," and also: "The second amendment protects our first amendment and is a failsafe against tyrannical government,"
@chikoritapkmnfg7331
@chikoritapkmnfg7331 3 жыл бұрын
@@roberternest7289 I'm sorry you experienced that, please don't let it convince you that all americans are like that!
@Justakiwi-on7sh
@Justakiwi-on7sh Жыл бұрын
At 3:25 those trees aren't just expensive to get removed but, their seeds are also quite noxious.
@karltheskitarii4941
@karltheskitarii4941 3 жыл бұрын
"Hey editor, what do you think of thi-" *repeated shotgun blasts* "Ok moving on"
@beautyamber12
@beautyamber12 2 жыл бұрын
The “don’t be greedy, I really need it.” Reminds me of this Poor Child’s wish at School for a brand new XBox 360 system instead of the usual books, Clothes or food. We all laughed at the poster, tore it up and instead, Gave the kids that asked for the books, food or clothes there stuff in the charity box. A new gaming system isn’t Needs, it’s a want.
@johnjamele
@johnjamele 3 жыл бұрын
if an young active service member is driving around in a brand new Charger, he got scammed into a ruinously high-interest loan and needs all of the discounts he can get.
@unknowncomputer9665
@unknowncomputer9665 3 жыл бұрын
6:25 *The person who said this is really just roasting himself out there.*
@chuuchuuz
@chuuchuuz 3 жыл бұрын
6:35 A WHOLE ASS SLUR LMFAOOOO
@CarnivorousConnor
@CarnivorousConnor 3 жыл бұрын
Emkay, if you see this. Thank you for doing your best to pronounce “Regigigas” it’s hard but you did it, thank you for making my day. PS. here’s how you correctly say it if you ever need to again: Regi-gi-gas REDGE-GI-GIGAS
@BigfootWithMemes
@BigfootWithMemes 3 жыл бұрын
I wish we bigfoots could get chips out here in the woods
@namesomething1dk
@namesomething1dk 3 жыл бұрын
Give me the location and I'll be there with the family-sized chips
@Hansoui13
@Hansoui13 3 жыл бұрын
Wood chips.
@raptorzpackgaming8860
@raptorzpackgaming8860 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hansoui13 ah yes my favourite
@Elmware
@Elmware 3 жыл бұрын
OMFG! That one where you pay $400 to have your song put in the credits reminds me of an episode of "The Dukes of Hazzards." In the first season, the second episode was called "Daisy's Song," where Daisy paid some music pirates to have a celebrity impersonator to sing her song, and have it played on the radio, for $50.
@moon-garden
@moon-garden 3 жыл бұрын
1:24 Oop don’t forget to sensor “too” can’t let people see that
@Sirspatula
@Sirspatula 2 жыл бұрын
"Did this lady just asked to reschedule the sun??" Got me 😂
@EmptyShellCasing
@EmptyShellCasing 3 жыл бұрын
**did this woman just ask to reschedule the fReAkInG sUn**
@croquemaster314
@croquemaster314 3 жыл бұрын
This ain’t Reddit mobile bro
@truliny-xyz
@truliny-xyz 3 жыл бұрын
yeah
@logansmith6586
@logansmith6586 3 жыл бұрын
robin: 1 MILLION CHIPS FOR FREE The frys: *sad same food but different forms and same color noises*
@_blueberry._.mochi_9791
@_blueberry._.mochi_9791 3 жыл бұрын
That’s how you know there is a British among us. HE SAID CHIPS
@nevermind4712
@nevermind4712 3 жыл бұрын
He’s Australian...?
@JayLandon64
@JayLandon64 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, I have known active military that preferred that people not use Veteran's Day to thank them for this very reason, because Veteran's Day is for Veterans 'of Foreign Wars'. Period.
@keltonlong6528
@keltonlong6528 3 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else nearly have a stroke trying to figure out what the deal with the tree one was?
@idkwhattoputhere7669
@idkwhattoputhere7669 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Verilions
@Verilions 3 жыл бұрын
6:41-he was trying to sell the recipe for perfect tacos
@user-dw1es8nk2l
@user-dw1es8nk2l 3 жыл бұрын
*I waNt mY FrEe COokIEs!*
@daiyousei.1586
@daiyousei.1586 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, isn't free a bit too expensive?
@noiwontdothefandango8531
@noiwontdothefandango8531 3 жыл бұрын
Ok you get cookies
@TheGamingNation2020
@TheGamingNation2020 3 жыл бұрын
I’m quarantine and it’s boring but your vids always cheer me up
@monicakar9631
@monicakar9631 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, your mother's last wish was to get shiny melmetal and reggigas? Instantly you know its a scam
@nexgenanimations95
@nexgenanimations95 2 жыл бұрын
You see, this is a very lore-filled episode "Roleplay Families in Roblox". You can clearly see that "Julien" is a supernatural entity, capable of entering multiple "Ribs" videos. You can also see that "Angie-baddy-has a crush" is your average roleplayer. However, the horrifying truth is that she was about to suffer. This is all due to "squidgamer754", who appears to be innocent, but took a dark turn during his character arc. You can, if you look closely, see that "squidgamer754" has planned all of this. "Angie-baddie-has a crush" was expecting her friend who is not named to come over to her house. However, "squidgamer754" made certain that "Julien" came over instead. This triggered the deranged fangirl to attack "Angie-baddie-has a crush", and then "squidgamer754"s plan came into action. Knowing that somebody might be in danger, the knight, whom I assume could be the father of "Angie-baddie-has a crush", came to protect his daughter, thus shooting a firearm. This caused damage to the house, and demonstrated the power of "squidgamer754". Looking further into past episodes, in the episode "Roleplay Families in Roblox 3", we can see where the family consisting of the Father and Mother of "Angie-baddie-has a crush" made a grave mistake. They simply allowed "squidgamer754" into their life, who is an extraterrestrial being beyond the comprehension of simple mortal minds. He is a shapechanger and a threat to society, his favorite shapechanging form being goldfish. He has, in VHS tapes that I have found filmed by the family during their raising of the adopted baby, most likely murdered and consumed the corpse of the child. On top of this, I have an assumption that he is luring the mother into a trap. Only time can tell what may happen to the poor family, however, they will probably end up in a horrible situation. The mother seems to be distraught with the foolishness and idiotic actions the family is committing, such as the father using a firearm in petty ways, or the daughter having friends over, despite the situation. I also have speculated that the "father" could be working for "squidgamer754", and "squidgamer754" is using the "father" to commit these crimes against humanity under the guise that the "father" is being overprotective. He does care for "Angie-baddie- has a crush", as shown in this episode where he defends her. However, the misuse of the firearm could lead to devastating things, as shown in "Roleplay Families in Roblox 2", where he kills what seems to look like an edgy demon. Another theory I have developed from the given evidence is that "squidgamer754" is trying to ascend to godhood by murdering "Julien". However, "Julien" is far, FAR beyond mortal comprehension, and its existence is an entire theory on its own. To add to my previous theories, when the "father" shoots his gun, you can see that everybody is distraught and mortified? However, upon closer examination, everybody BUT "squidgamer754" and "Julien" is mortified by this horrendous action. Why? Because "squidgamer754" planned this. He enjoys the suffering of others, and he clearly has a smug expression during this entire ordeal, this entire event. He does not care at ALL if others are injured. Rather, he wants this to happen because, as mentioned before, he is a shapechanger and feeds upon human flesh. He consumes their vital organs. But what about "Julien"? Why is he not upset? Well, this is because he is a supernatural entity. He is not bored with the petty conflict of the human race. He does not care whether others suffer and die. He does not care if they rot into oblivion, and turn into nothing but a pile of decomposing flesh. Rather, he wants to annoy humans, and enjoys it when they are suffering from his petty "corrections". On top of this, it could be that "Julien" just does not understand social queues and emotions from others, and lacks any form of empathy for others suffering.
@EzekielBalls
@EzekielBalls 3 жыл бұрын
Day 1 of asking robin to say “Hi im robin dabank and im robbing the bank"
@doxalruzze
@doxalruzze 3 жыл бұрын
Dude that part where the editor put in their 2 cents had me dying
@rockwin0213
@rockwin0213 3 жыл бұрын
6:45, so what was the thing that they were trying to buy
@postery5029
@postery5029 2 жыл бұрын
Idk I think it's prn
@attackhelicopter6018
@attackhelicopter6018 3 жыл бұрын
As a Pokemon fan, your pronunciation of Regigigas (Re-gee-gih-gus) was hilarious! Also, great video as always!
@Tina-wh2hb
@Tina-wh2hb 3 жыл бұрын
6:40 what was he trying to buy? D:
@justin4296
@justin4296 4 ай бұрын
Prn
@ramurino1803
@ramurino1803 2 жыл бұрын
Robin:I’ve done pro editing before but I’m gonna let the editor of this video say what they want to Editor: I’m about to end this mans whole career
@mr.scarlo2234
@mr.scarlo2234 3 жыл бұрын
Day 154 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
@stuffo5044
@stuffo5044 3 жыл бұрын
Madlad 😎
@pixxL_
@pixxL_ 3 жыл бұрын
Wow.. day 154
@Omega14343
@Omega14343 3 жыл бұрын
Wha
@dogofwisdom1398
@dogofwisdom1398 3 жыл бұрын
“Did this lady just ask to reschedule the sun?” NASA: _No Problem!_
@ashlopez7522
@ashlopez7522 3 жыл бұрын
5 seconds damn
@hace2153
@hace2153 3 жыл бұрын
Noice
@meow-mz1iw
@meow-mz1iw 3 жыл бұрын
Me: (drooling over the thumbnail)
@rashishree721
@rashishree721 3 жыл бұрын
120 views 173 likes Yep, KZbin is drunk again
@timurdobrianskyi179
@timurdobrianskyi179 3 жыл бұрын
If someone says something like that answer : "Did you think I'd find myself in the garbage field?"
@overlordofmc7494
@overlordofmc7494 3 жыл бұрын
6:00 hmm “everything from solo to not solo.... to really not solo” how doesn’t that raise flags mate
@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the guy was using his military discount to haggle over a subscription to OnlyFans.
@frigginresulrum
@frigginresulrum 3 жыл бұрын
@@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 nonono, they're pictures of disposable cups.
@jadsmvs8651
@jadsmvs8651 3 жыл бұрын
That military discount one was like everything in r/JustBootThings combined.
@KatsumiFemboy
@KatsumiFemboy 3 жыл бұрын
Title: 1 MILLION CHIPS FOR FREE? Picture: *Fries* Me: *triggered*
@Minimussy
@Minimussy 3 жыл бұрын
It's. Called. Chips.
@KatsumiFemboy
@KatsumiFemboy 3 жыл бұрын
@@Minimussy not for me they aren’t
@KatsumiFemboy
@KatsumiFemboy 3 жыл бұрын
@@Minimussy and no, they’re litteraly also fries
@vetrurrrr
@vetrurrrr 3 жыл бұрын
@@Minimussy its fries
@FeuerblutRM
@FeuerblutRM 3 жыл бұрын
If anything it's pommes (de terre) frites ! Because it's a Belgian food. So stay back with your chips or fries. 🙄
@my.name_00
@my.name_00 2 жыл бұрын
I was having a good time laughing at this, but then I remembered those people are real people and it made me shook.
@YoshKnight
@YoshKnight 3 жыл бұрын
Look at him. Can’t even pronounce Regigigas. That’s not even the hardest pronunciation.
@Skeletor96ba
@Skeletor96ba 3 жыл бұрын
"regigigiggigs"
@SammPlaysGames
@SammPlaysGames 3 жыл бұрын
Re-gig-ig-as
@Eeveethegamer26
@Eeveethegamer26 3 жыл бұрын
The way you pronounced Regigigas was great 😂
@bvttew_miilk8793
@bvttew_miilk8793 3 жыл бұрын
Day three of asking for r/breadstapledtotrees
@doobr_
@doobr_ 3 жыл бұрын
Robin: But imma let the editor of this video say what they wanna say here. The Editor: *shotgun noises intensifies*
@SigSpammer
@SigSpammer 3 жыл бұрын
“ she wants a shiny Melmetal and regigigas” well first of all it took someone 80 HOURS to get shiny regigigas so unless your mom is a god I don’t think so bud......
@icebrorottenmushroom1817
@icebrorottenmushroom1817 3 жыл бұрын
This makes me sick like people want something that took lot of time just to have them and it's probably fake that his mom is about to die (i forgot a bit of the post)
@glorbnorgaborg37yearsago10
@glorbnorgaborg37yearsago10 3 жыл бұрын
Brawlhalla?
@jank097
@jank097 3 жыл бұрын
Robin is the best narrator
@DanDoesStuffs
@DanDoesStuffs 3 жыл бұрын
Again?
@gemmashellfirewolf124
@gemmashellfirewolf124 3 жыл бұрын
You are first
@DanDoesStuffs
@DanDoesStuffs 3 жыл бұрын
@@gemmashellfirewolf124 oh. Nice
@triggereddoge1847
@triggereddoge1847 3 жыл бұрын
Yo.
@triggereddoge1847
@triggereddoge1847 3 жыл бұрын
I'm second.
@Miko2030
@Miko2030 3 жыл бұрын
No one: Not even the beggers: Robin: *Regigisgegigagas*
@AmbyAstro
@AmbyAstro 3 жыл бұрын
Spoiler Alert: Trump doesn’t become president again. 😂
@jaxsterminator8634
@jaxsterminator8634 3 жыл бұрын
He did
@ChetYeetus
@ChetYeetus 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaxsterminator8634 ...is anyone gonna tell em?
@jaxsterminator8634
@jaxsterminator8634 2 жыл бұрын
@@ChetYeetus Tell me what? He is the current president.
@ChetYeetus
@ChetYeetus 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaxsterminator8634 last I checked the presidents name was Biden lmao
@jaxsterminator8634
@jaxsterminator8634 2 жыл бұрын
@@ChetYeetus That’s fake Biden is not the president Trump is Biden isn’t
@aceserpent2512
@aceserpent2512 3 жыл бұрын
1:33 i craked to the uganda knuckles impression
@MrPikachuTheMadman
@MrPikachuTheMadman 3 жыл бұрын
7:33 that edit was comedy gold
@insecureperson2349
@insecureperson2349 3 жыл бұрын
0:41 omg that's so bad i hope they are ok my depression that i had for years and being gay and feeling like i am total trash and cry myself to sleep everynight with the thought that i won't be accepted for who i am and i can't change that is nothing compared to that
@shadovvx8943
@shadovvx8943 3 жыл бұрын
I like how all his favorites are for some reason all my favorites
@fownwaofhwwp756
@fownwaofhwwp756 3 жыл бұрын
1:10 imagine someone calls you broke but cant buy a phone
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