r/Confidentlyincorrect | that actually obama...

[@paulwhisler8356]

“Men don’t experience trauma” I am a man who had PTSD before hearing such motivational words. I no longer feel emotions nor continuously recollect traumatic memories. Thanks Robin, very cool.

[@kikikillian1208]

"we did it boys, trauma is no more"

[@Vecchio_Rhosod85]

Whoever wrote that misandrist tirade must have been going through post-breakup rage or unresolved daddy issues or something.

[@manstandinginthecorner5836]

I used to have very serious depression before I heard that, I'm so glad she opened my eyes.

[@clinton8421]

I also used to be a human. Now I'm a sociopath who doesn’t feel sympathy for any other so-called “person.”

[@manstandinginthecorner5836]

@@clinton8421 amen brother

[@MinecraftPlayer-nw5kq]

As a male who has been sexually assaulted, that one saying males can't be sexually assaulted makes me want to just cut the internet wires to their house

[@jakubw.2779]

Man of culture i see - nice profile pic

[@hansmaier1410]

Just the reasoning: men can't have mental health issues. Never heard about soldiers with PTSD?!

[@MinecraftPlayer-nw5kq]

@@hansmaier1410 as part of the list of mental health conditions my doctor diagnosed me with, underlying PTSD is one of them, as if I hear or see anything that reminds me of my abuser then I literally can't function. But yeah, I'm just faking it because men cant have mental health issues Edit, I know you're agreeing, I just realised it sounded like I was saying something mean to you

[@padorukurumi6572]

The one who commented or replied that is probably a feminist. Basing at her pfp and how dumb she said that.

[@YamiNoSensei13]

I'll help you, let me grab my wirecutters right quick

[@charaxyz]

“men cannot have trauma” oh ok my bad *recovers instantly from my ptsd and traumatic childhood*

[@wamengxiong0409]

Better yet, pretty sure the Vietnam soldiers do not have nightmares about it anymore either...

[@VikingGamers1155]

@@wamengxiong0409 he is a hero leave him be

[@wamengxiong0409]

@@VikingGamers1155 bUt MeN dO nOt GeT tRuAmA

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

No wonder most marines in the field are men!

[@arthurheine5631]

That'd be a sick superpower...

[@TheFeralWombat]

“Men don’t experience trauma” This made me sit up in my bed and fantasize about yelling in this person’s face

[@ZainIsInPain]

“Biracial people aren’t real” **every human turns into dust**

[@delory4591]

are'nt*

[@Gunt0_0]

@@delory4591 wow what do i see a failed attempt of correcting some one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@delory4591]

@@Gunt0_0 or a successful attempt to trick someone

[@delory4591]

@@alonzoisasquare_5149 i know that

[@Gunt0_0]

@@delory4591 i see the person through the comment whos just trying to go cha cha real smooth out of this the stupid correction

[@cursed-cat9126]

"Biracial people don't exist." Me a Black-Asian: *_Baby I ain't even here, I'm a hallucination_*

[@-Kaeya-]

LMAO

[@koebiyee]

Same

[@silvyach]

LOL

[@rifqialkahfi3529]

@Spöner *every

[@adam.n-steve]

@@rifqialkahfi3529 *evee

[@x_x7650]

“My family in Sweden thinks Americans are dumb” “Ya’ll truly need to educate your kids better. bats are birds” Well, you’re half right

[@fuav66777j]

Hahaha xenophobia haahha

[@insaincaldo]

Also there are apparently no whales, according to the post.

[@chirpingbird5787]

Swodan*

[@virgilmcmath6363]

reminds me of that calvin and hobbs strip where calvin calls bats bugs

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

@@fuav66777j How is it xenophobia to think that Americans are dumb?

[@leafeon_quinn1383]

That post about women needing to let men take advantage of us, simply for being the husband, makes my blood boil. I was sexually assaulted when I was really young, and my mom was sexually assaulted by almost all of her partners. Multiple times. I witnessed one of the times these occasions. Also, males are sexually assaulted very often, they just seem to keep all of their mental shit and trauma to themselves, because society tells them that if they so weakness, they are worthless. Stay safe everyone!

[@Firefrei]

underrated comment

[@puddlel1ama327]

"Males do not experience mental trauma because they can't" Oh, look at that, I'm cured.

[@xxx_kingdevil27_xxx32]

*curred

[@thatoneannoyingguy6619]

I'm pretty sure that @DaApplePie is joking, but r/confidentlyincorrect because I love arguing

[@croquetteeeeee]

curried*

[@thatoneannoyingguy6619]

Alright it was a joke,apolges for my asohlery

[@astralplains]

@@thatoneannoyingguy6619 apolges*

[@smoltheaternerd2105]

"Men cannot have PTSD" My depression and other disorders that are a result of trauma: Oh no! mesa disappearing!

[@billkizer6025]

Cat*

[@sillyfella2009]

@@billkizer6025 what

[@robertross45]

The disorder originally discovered during war? Formerly known as Shell Shock, and BATTLE Fatigue? That PTSD? Yes, men and warfare aren't two words I would ever think to hear in a sentence together.

[@masoncollins7178]

Have they ever met some war vets?

[@sillyfella2009]

@capable what

[@bunnymcbunny4327]

“You fucking goat” is a great insult and I’m very sick of not being able to call my little brother that anymore

[@chirpingbird5787]

Moreany*

[@rorymax]

Goat is used as a compliment now though so that might send mixed messages. May I suggest “complete walnut” as an alternative?

[@doggiedoge]

Idk, maybe don't? I've seen an argument once where they used the goat insult and people thought it was a racially charged insult so they started calling the other party racist.

[@rorymax]

@@doggiedoge goat is an extremely common term and I’m pretty sure it doesn’t have racial connotations

[@doggiedoge]

@@rorymax idk, I just saw it in a random online arguement. Can't remember if Reddit or KZbin.

[@jordanhasch2544]

"Men don't experience mental trauma. as they are incapable of doing so." OK. Let me get this straight, then. Being left with my mom at the age of 3 to an uncertain future. Watching my mom work her ass off just to make ends meet; seeing her be sent to the hospital time and again for ailments that would, invariably, cost her her life. Being mentally and physically abused by my stepdad regularly; this included him yeeting me down a flight of stairs at the age of 9 because I couldn't get out of bed to go to church (I had the flu, as it turns out). Getting stabbed three times as a child, then having the cop tell my mom he wanted to have ME thrown in jail for being racist (the person who stabbed me was black). Being bullied consistently for my slight build and somewhat feminine voice in school. Having my mom die on me later in life. Getting kicked out of the place I lived because I lost my job due to downsizing. Watching those close to me drift away from me, because I no longer wanted to be walked on. But, no; none of that is emotionally or mentally traumatizing. I see. Gotcha. This must mean that all that was a fever dream; naught but a figment of my imagination, right? Well, if that's the case, please explain why I'm now seeing a therapist twice a week, why I've had to seek mental health treatment in the form of medication and monthly doctor visits, and why I have physical and emotional scars that simply WILL NOT be healed. Go on; I'm waiting...

[@thewriter7822]

You doing any better? I'm proud you're at least trying therapy :) I'm sorry about everything dude. You're strong (sorry if I seem like an ass for the way I'm saying it I'm bad at sentiment)

[@jordanhasch2544]

@@thewriter7822 Bit by bit, yes. Thank you for your response. And I didn’t mean to get as angry as I did, but statements like that, blanket statements that don’t manage to do anything at all except lacerate and inflame, only make the hurt worse and the cuts that much deeper.

[@murpledeer]

Honestly if I could I would love to open up a place where I could offer therapy for free just because there are so many people who need it but a not going because of cost

[@aceistheplacewithunhelpfulaces]

Is therapy any help because I have gotten mixed reviews from people with therapists and I don’t know how to act on me getting a therapist soon.

[@Questraptor]

So the only good person who you were attached to was your mum and everyone else were assholes, I feel so sorry for you that you had to deal with that

[@zavhyatta9795]

“Males cannot experience emotions such as remorse and generosity” Wow, that makes the crushing guilt and worry wasting my life feel more terrifying! Imagine if I wasn’t a man!

[@poggersmonkeyman7580]

gillt*

[@louispiegelberg1525]

@@poggersmonkeyman7580 hitted*

[@matyuuka5071]

Remerse*

[@eleanorcooke7136]

*Genarosety

[@boomnukeshroom]

Peanut*

[@Detective_asparagus]

“Biracial isn’t real!” Me, a biracial person: Mr.Robin I don’t feel so good

[@Arterexius]

Just tell them you're a hologram then and send a link to the conspiracy theory mentioned in the first post. Then go get some popcorn and have fun

[@tribalturtle]

Byrayshull*

[@coneberry6905]

I think they meant it as biracial simply being a different race. Like instead of being a 'biracial' mix of arab and asian, they're just called Indians. Pretty much everyone alive is biracial, so people who use that word to identify others on the basis are just racists.

[@eddykidplayzyt]

Thanos but he’s racist

[@starstrangledmanwithaplan8148]

See you five years in the future

[@codenamechainlink380]

Canadian here, I have never once been to the U.S for medical treatment. And I've had my right ear literally reconstructed by a doctor who worked 3 hours. Imagine if they gave up halfway through because of free healthcare lmao

[@annfranksus1531]

Better than stopping half way through because your insurance doesn't want to cover it because it's a "cosmetic surgery"

[@sainsburyslocal]

Loll

[@cabtaxi]

Yo guys, the empire is pretty chill. I recommend joining it or something..

[@Acidfunkish]

The only people who used to occasionally go to the US for treatment were people like professional athletes and those seeking cosmetic surgery. Pro athletes could get testing (eg: MRIs) done the same day, for a very large markup (like $2000-6000, for an MRI). Canada has that option now, too, however. Except it's like $600 for an MRI on the same day. Us regular people can get them done for no added cost, if we can wait a few weeks, for non-life threatening ailments.

[@metricmiler9940]

@@Acidfunkish did you just say us regular ppl?

[@dirtpig02]

7:00 i love that he included all the cisgenders in there not knowing being cis is just the antonym of being trans basically he saying people who aren't trans have a mental disorder

[@reoakiodesu]

so based

[@Jeffrey_LOL-vi9wy]

Naw he included basically everyone. Now we are all equally mental deficient

[@ihatepeople231]

r/accidentalally

[@synthestesia654]

I love how the people who feed their carnivorous pets vegan products are the same people who say, "Humans survived for thousands of years without vaccines, why should we need them now?"

[@ampa-3612]

Well you see those people didn't see the average life expectancy go up when vaccines were starting to get used.

[@synthestesia654]

@@ampa-3612 I suppose that is reasonable given that they're all older than the dinosaurs.

[@NieroshaiTheSable]

In my experience, vegans and anti-vaxxers are at the opposite ends of the political spectrum, at least in the 21st century. How many conservative vegans and liberal anti-vaxxers have you met or heard of since 2010? Probably not many. How many since 2016? Probably none whatsoever.

[@wta1518]

@@NieroshaiTheSable Almost every anti-vaxxer that I know of is vegan.

[@pinkneko13]

​@@NieroshaiTheSable I know a couple too, there's no reason for why they should be opposites. Veganism has nothing to do with science.

[@Bumblebee2361]

"Males cannot experience emotions such as remorse or generosity" Wow

[@placcelen3997]

Reomse*

[@zealous5638]

@@placcelen3997 Omg omg omg r/faecplam r/woooosh r/confidentlyincorrect r/therewasanattempt r/youngkidsarestupid haha thank for 69 karma!!

[@wamengxiong0409]

@@zealous5638 ??? Doubt they were serious, are you talking about yourself?

[@placcelen3997]

@@wamengxiong0409 he was sarcastic

[@KyrusR]

@@wamengxiong0409 You better be joking

[@carmalizedvegetation5096]

"Men can not experience mental trauma" My Depression: Ight I bout to head out

[@luh0604]

Derpession*

[@hatedturtle6940]

Ah yes, first we get depression, which is right, then we get derpession, which is: confidintlyincorrect

[@carmalizedvegetation5096]

@@luh0604 derpession? You seem to have derpped, as you spelt depression

[@louispiegelberg1525]

@@luh0604 beat me to it

[@IceMetalPunk]

Yeah, apparently my anxiety and depressive disorder don't really exist, and every emotion I've ever felt is actually just in my imagination.

[@ManDudeMcHumanGuy]

5:29 The funny thing about the older generation having an issue with the younger generation is, its your fault. You raised us. I love this post because its just so accurate.

[@lunagames200]

Ok, but the "men can't experience trauma" Is something that, as a girl, pisses me off to no end. I feel genuinely so horrible for the boys and men that get pushed around and harrased by women, and for society to just accept it as a normal thing. When you see a man hit a girl, your fist instinct is to always interfere, but when a guy gets hit by a girl? He's most likely cheating, or something of the sort, and the worst thing is that these men can't get help because who will believe them? It's so incredibly sad and I hate that its become a normal thing. Women can be sexual predators, women can be abusers, women can be unsuitable mothers. There's no difference between a man and a women, so why continue to create this divide? I can't believe some women really think women inequality is gonna be solved by just switching the roles and making women superior over men, it's gross and a complete hypocrisy Edit: I want y'all to know that I've been reading every comment, and I'm so glad to hear that my comment made so many people happy. My belief that life is too short for hate and discrimination, and it's never worth wasting your life on; there are too many beautiful people in this world to try to pin down one group when we all know that's impossible. Many love to anyone out there, and I wish the best for anyone that's been hurting because of backwards bullshit❤

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

I agree with you and your comment. I find it horrendous that many of us tend to think this way. Often do I find that people who think this way are the same people who believe conspiracy theories like the "flat earth" and others which I simply don't feel like listing. Such conspiracy as this "men don't feel trauma" bullshit is baseless like many other conspiracy theories. It fills me with hatred to no end. People who do this believing it's "feminism" or "it will fix inequality" are not only harming feminism, but also just causes more inequality. Making women superior to men is not gonna fix inequality, for fuck's sake. Such hypocrisy. That guy doesn't even know what sexual abuse truly is. Anyone can be abusive, regardless of gender, and they should be punished accordingly. They SHOULDN'T participate in such hurtful activities. But some are willing to do so. It is disgusting and abhorrent.

[@manraysticklebelt]

i agree !

[@gamingwithaziel2320]

You have by far one of the smartest arguments that I have seen on this topic, and I 100% agree with everything you're saying.

[@Shifsabre]

And that's why we have men's rights activists, pushing for men to be seen as the complex, beautiful people they are, and to stop hiding their feelings behind a facade of masculinity

[@augustuslunasol10thapostle]

@CCthe YT shes a known abuser too

[@JackDowningLifts]

“Men can’t have trauma” Oh ok *recovers from brother’s death and dad assaulting me

[@e_hill6705]

Ngl your pfp makes it 100x better 😂😂😂

[@nevergonnagiveyouup1180]

I’m sorry you went through that trauma

[@Yabadabaduuuuuuuuu]

I'm sorry you went through that, I hope you're doing better now

[@annoyinggaster]

I’m so sorry you had to go through that

[@dreadedgamer23]

Please tell me you cut your father out of your life. Also, never call him your dad again. One of the truest posts that my dad has shown me is that any idiot can become a father, but it takes a real man to become a dad. Probably not the exact wording, but the point is that that man is not your dad. Sure, he may be your father, but he definitely isn't your dad.

[@F1zzle589]

DAMMIT my mom's white and my dad's black now I got to stop existing

[@tactishovel2247]

Hehe

[@brandyellingsworth465]

oof

[@smuggoat5595]

*Casually fades away*

[@alyssa6918]

My dad's white and my mom's filipino guess I don't exi-

[@AirFriedShrimp]

Insert meme of the guy doing a peace sign then disappearing

[@deadgrass2299]

6:57 what's funny to me is that last i checked being cis or cisgender means you identify with the gender you were assigned at birth- this person does so little research that they list so many variations of being cis

[@quinnception631]

Being cis would also mean you're a member of the police in Tron

[@Matheus-gc5fn]

I know, right???? People who are anti-lgbt+ are either: -overly religious people -kid named 'brick' (if you know the meme, you get what u meant) -average person from the movie 'idiocracy' -people who think they are in the middle ages -inbreeds

[@commanderwolffe1971]

Things i learned from this video: Americans think of europeans like europeans think of americans

[@sassyviking6003]

*some americans, you'll find most of us are reasonable, it is just the dumb ones feel the need to be loud about it.

[@poc6003]

But thinking of Europe as a third world country when we dominated the world for almost 2000 years... There is a line you shouldn't cross

[@AirFriedShrimp]

@@poc6003 even if it WAS a country and not a continent, so many parts of europe have had a massive part in world history.

[@minumilati151]

@@sassyviking6003 True i see this alot too just reversed. Americans think that most europeans hate america while 90% of the youth listens to their music, dresses like them, write and somewhat talk like them and have adopted alot of their culture. I love america cause i had the actual chance to meet alot of people there. Some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. No need to further divide because some misinformed/misguided people on the internet

[@wta1518]

Both sides are incredibly hypocritical.

[@pelphor6710]

As a Canadian, I'd rather wait 6 hours in an ER than go to the US for medical care.

[@keepxzure]

As an American I too would wait 6 hours in a Canadian hospital than use the ones here in the US

[@fancymelon8824]

same i hate american healthcare i have never had it but i assume it sucks

[@xenaani]

so proud to be Canadian

[@AirFriedShrimp]

As an American, I would rather drive to canada than use our healthcare

[@JustARoamer]

@@AirFriedShrimp i would rather WALK to canda than deal with shit here. and I live in mississippi.

[@celadontsarina414]

Bruh, who's gonna tell that guy that whales are also mammals...

[@MasterJohnny007]

Yeah... or dolphins for that matter. But I bet he would reply with "No, are you stupid? They swim in the water and have fins, so clearly they are fish!"

[@backfish9163]

Or platapusses. If they lay eggs and swim in the water they have to be fish obviously. Btw i'm not american nor anything else related to english so i do not know how to write platapuss please don't judge me.

[@Sillygooseeeeee3]

Wdym? They're fish clearly 😬😬😬😬🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@backfish9163]

@Yass BA Thanks for the correction :D

[@crissyw1211]

@@itsnola8095 this is a joke RIGHT?

[@diceonvenus]

My dad gets mad when a cashier working isn’t “polite” His version of polite is when, instead of just.. doing their job, they ask how your day is and how you’re doing. He gets mad otherwise and says they’re a terrible person 💀

[@ClonedGamer001]

“Zero isn’t a number as far as I know” Ironic, considering that number represents your IQ

[@brainstorm623]

R/rareinsults

[@deadlock852]

Numer*

[@ClonedGamer001]

@@deadlock852 Really hope that’s ironic

[@Apollo_G]

This reminds me of that long ass tumblr post where someone said every odd number has an e in it and then it just devolved into chaos...

[@ClonedGamer001]

@@Apollo_G Do not bring that up. It is forbidden text, and should remain buried.

[@zacharypegg7051]

"Go vegan and allergies will go away on their own" Me, looking at my vegan friend who suffers from several allergies: "you just need to be more vegan"

[@kyriakosCF]

antihistamine pills help and they are vegan so yes to be vegan can help (that's a 50-50 clever and stupid comment :'D

[@sphjinx1448]

@@kyriakosCF technically you can take those without being vegan though. So it’s not really being vegan that helps.

[@kunal9920]

Cat*

[@jeff-mp9by]

@@kunal9920 in order to go healthy, yu must first eat C A T - monke

[@Simplifried]

don’t worry, I’m vegan, except for my annual, year long cheat day

[@UghFrann]

"South America isn't real" Me, an Argentinian: *Mr. Stark I don't feel so good*

[@EndoTheBear]

You don't know how pissed I was when they said to put "Z" in "Brasil" I'm brazilian

[@CookiedFoxy]

I dont live in Argentina. My Nintendo 2Ds used to think I live in Argentina

[@victorfarofabr]

"South America isn't real" Me, a Brazilian :Sr. Stark eu to com dódói

[@Savajj_nahold]

Dude im also argentinian No mames wn esto es increíble-- FUCK I FORGOT WE WERE AT A ENGLISH COMMENT SECTION lmao

[@komekudikentaleno4062]

Me,an Brasilian : *vanishes*

[@VTPPGLVR]

“Younger people think help is an expectation required of them.” That’s why the song Surface Pressure hit so hard.

[@daemonthorn5888]

I have no idea what that song is. But I do know that most people do not even listen to a song's lyrics. They usually only care about the melody,etc.

[@cynicalcelestial]

"The bible said that feeding animals other animals makes them sick" Me: aren't humans animals...?

[@shortgiraffe700]

Yes

[@nicholasvalentine3907]

Looking for dog cat or any other pet care in the bible is probably not going to achieve a healthy animal. Humans of course are animals and what the bible says about them is as much tosh as it's pet care. The bible is a story book written by humans hundreds of years after the said events it's supposed to be about, with dodgy time lines and mythical beings. It has been translated many times and a lot of interpretations are probably wrong. The lines often quoted by homophobic Christians about gays about a man lying with another are said to have originally been about paedophilia in an earlier translation, which would be fair enough. Somethings like forgiveness are worth taking from the bible however that is the one area most Christians can't get their heads around.

[@biske85]

yes, but not according to the bible

[@DutDutGoose]

Biblicaly humans aren't considered animals. Not that that matters anyway because most if not all translations of the bible never even said don't feed animals to animals 🙄

[@DutDutGoose]

@@nicholasvalentine3907 Not to mention the bible tells us not to judge others and to "love thy neighbor". Homophobic Christians like to rattle off about LGBT people, but doing that is clearly and explicitly considered wrong based on Christian beliefs. Jesus said it himself, “He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.”

[@ChasingDeathbeds]

As a Canadian...I’d NEVER go to the US for ANYTHING healthcare related....I love not being in debt thanks

[@jasonking9688]

Lucky you

[@simondaigneault5326]

Same

[@billy2407]

I sometimes wish I wasn't born in the U.S

[@cenkooreddd]

@@billy2407 no Medicare no money

[@sandraweilbrenner67]

Lol you are very smart

[@h3ll0.59]

“Dogs like cereal products.” Quote of the year.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

As someone who studied canine nutrition, I felt the urge to hunt that person down and feed them to my dog, but then stopped myself when I realized that only a fuckin potato would think something like that...

[@h3ll0.59]

@@TheGoldenDunsparce Lol

[@h3ll0.59]

@@TheGoldenDunsparce I’d do the same, besides the point I’m not a Caine nutritionist- but I do own some dogs-

[@abhinandanpatil8168]

Kwote*

[@kikikillian1208]

@@TheGoldenDunsparce except for that dogs actually prefer potatoes over cereals, or at least mine likes them :D

[@meowwaffles6040]

5:33 That was a really interesting lesson in linguistics! Also explains why I don't typically say "you're welcome," I say "no problem" I work in retail, I am a cashier.

[@timehunter9467]

I actually started laughing out loud and died slightly at “Hitted” and I don’t know why.

[@placcelen3997]

Actuatly*

[@timehunter9467]

@@placcelen3997 I see what you did there 🤣

[@Rin_Tin_Tin]

@@timehunter9467 sea*

[@Shizzy5321]

@@timehunter9467 *dided

[@5koishere659]

@@timehunter9467 thered*

[@TheChronova]

rip to the person whos' fanart was "shown" they did you dirty man

[@universalastrum]

F

[@loveHate1327]

F

[@jonahbrooks117]

F

[@TheRedPandaCat]

F

[@theelusinianmysteries]

F

[@odyssey448]

“Men don’t have trauma” Well I guess me seeing my dad beat my mom and my brother didn’t have a life long affect on me that almost physically pains me all the time

[@eddykidplayzyt]

Remember, if some idiot says it on the internet then it’s true I’m just joking. I hope you and your family are doing better.

[@sugarycain]

Yo hey, my dude, do you need someone to talk to? I can give you my discord if you want

[@Chiller-pc1dv]

Man, some people act like they're some kinda hero, usually people who say crap like "men don't have feelings!!" think they're standing up for women, but they're just being jerks....and doing something women never asked for, nor want. People like this are disgusting, and I'm so sorry about what you went through

[@anchor8723]

troumer* Facking dumpass

[@210.khloeee]

that's sad hope you're doing better :(

[@cupidz_rabbit]

About the baguette/bread thing: as a French speaker, bread being 'pain' has become such a meme with some people that it's basically the first thing you know next to basic greetings and such. At least from my own experience and a lot of my friends who I take classes with. And Flowers for Algernon does have a full novel edition. One that I am in fact holding in my left hand.

[@ShiningDarknes]

Just wait till that “bats are birds” guy finds out about aquatic mammals…or better yet flightless birds.

[@emberthecatgirl8796]

Or our gracious host learns that birds are, in fact, warm-blooded.

[@GraceCleo]

dolphins are fish actually

[@donnexus1299]

Pinguins what are Pinguins they can't fly they swim but they walk too what are they

[@asmolcade5818]

@@donnexus1299 birds Also it’s spelled ‘penguin’

[@donnexus1299]

@@asmolcade5818 my joke was bad I know (I know that penguins are birds) and sry in German it's called Pinguin so thought I would be same in English

[@samuelcrow4701]

7:03 the funniest part is that all the ones that start with cigs are just different ways of saying male or female that isn't trans.

[@thekamelotbard186]

I caught that as well. I had to facepalm like Captain Picard because of the stupidity.

[@Ones2Cents]

*cis

[@user-wc9km1bk6r]

Beenverified

[@necchirivas1536]

So... A cis male is just a male??? I'm confused

[@ClonedGamer001]

@@necchirivas1536 Cis/trans is similar to straight/gay, but with gender identity rather than sexual orientation

[@josenobi3022]

Robin : *Can't pronounce androgyne Also Robin : *Pronounces androgynous perfectly 6:46

[@TenshiNakano]

From my own personal experience, I've found that people tend to hear the word "androgynous" more than "androgyne" in conversation. I honestly had the same problems with that particular pronunciation as Robin did, I had to go look up how to pronounce "androgyne", even though I find "androgynous" pretty easy to say

[@josenobi3022]

@@TenshiNakano That makes sense but it's still funny

[@bingus3039]

Robben*

[@siffrinskies7780]

@@bingus3039 Robeen*

[@quinnception631]

@@siffrinskies7780 *Flobbin

[@declanhandley-byrne4335]

LMAO I just checked UrbanDictionary to see if "tuck and rub" was a thing and it just said "The proper response to a thank you"

[@the-rickster]

“Biracials don’t exist!” Me, a biracial: *I don’t feel so good mr stark*

[@pixels3466]

"South America isn't real" Me a south American: *A-*

[@almabartoli9302]

@@pixels3466 NOOO- *disintegrates*

[@lillianshipman6354]

Me just sitting in my closet watching the world burn wondering what did this and why be like: **crunches on chips as a tear falls**

[@hollowtrappedinaelevator320]

*SLOWLY TURNS TO DUST WHILE SCREAMING*

[@raxappel]

I'm almost a biracial from South America so *Goodbye*

[@DhanuRadha5]

Robin: Today we doin r/confidentlyincorrect Also Robin: Birds are cold blooded

[@eduardolarrymarinsilva76]

That's the joke, although I don't know if this counts as woosh

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

1:38 To be fair, in Latin American schools, students are taught that America is a single continent that stretches from Alaska to Patagonia. So in that context, South America isn't a continent on its own since it's part of the single big continent of America

[@Lexxxxiii]

Living in center america (how we call it here sometimes) SUCKS

[@SmileClownOnline]

@@Lexxxxiii a llorar maje

[@Lexxxxiii]

@@SmileClownOnline honduras for the loss!!!

[@awesomestyles]

someone123idk Central America? Oof. Probably very nice to be a tourist there, but not a citizen. I’ve heard the countries there are poor.

[@Lexxxxiii]

@@awesomestyles like worse than dirt poor

[@mr.ranno5432]

"You dont get winter in one spot and other seasons in other places" literally just said the entire world is lying

[@benmullenix4205]

The person who said men don't feel feeling CLEARLY has never heard of PTSD, one of the most well known examples being veterans with it, whom are mostly male. also i love the difference between some of the posts, some are clearly just children who dont under stand proper spelling, and others are dumbass adults being insensetive

[@FirstLast-we9ki]

understand?

[@PlasmaAnims]

"Men don't feel feelings" ah ok so we're just robots or smthn

[@SupremeCommanderBaiser]

@@PlasmaAnims Androids.

[@wta1518]

@@SupremeCommanderBaiser No I use iPhone. Eyephone better then And Droyd. /s

[@bryanergau6682]

I'm not going to point out the irony in what you did there....read it again a couple of times and see if you can find Waldo.

[@Average_Arthur]

5:58 brazilian here, if anyone is having problem, Brazil has an ''z'' only in english, in portuguese is Brasil

[@paulomig9745]

Thank you for that, I was about to write the same comment but you saved me a few precious seconds. Now i must go back to mandar o bolsossaro se f

[@Average_Arthur]

@@paulomig9745 ah, sim, um companheiro brasileiro com o mesmo ódio do Bolsonaro que eu tenho

[@paulomig9745]

@@Average_Arthur tamo xunto

[@Average_Arthur]

@@paulomig9745 eu já tô vendo um monte de gringos olhando aqui todos confusos

[@paulomig9745]

@@Average_Arthur kkkkkkkkkkkkkk os cara fala mais de um idoma comassim

[@BlazingShadowSword]

I have just learned that my actual mental trauma was not real and I am an emotionless puddle of jelly piloting a muscle suit. My empathy isn't real. My trauma from my birth father tying me up when I was young isn't real. Edit: So many kind souls within these comments. I am fine nowadays thanks to my mom making sure it was taken care of early. Mental health is still health, take care of yourselves too.

[@happy_chicken6f39d5]

That escalated quickly

[@BlazingShadowSword]

@@happy_chicken6f39d5 I wanted to get the fact I was 1 out of 6 boys without giving too many details.

[@AirFriedShrimp]

Yeah youre a guy so your pain isnt real. I would feel bad for you, but im a guy too so I lack the empathy to

[@XanderScheyltjens]

Yes, us guys can't have trauma. It's the same with my depression. I would say that I feel bad for you and hope you're doing good but I lack empathy as every other male. Sorry about that.

[@colere_17]

@@XanderScheyltjens Wish I could tell you guys that I wish you the best but I'm a guy so you know how it rolls

[@rswgj]

8:18 The second you said power lines I got a MidAmerican energy ad.

[@samsungrefrigerator6045]

As a Canadian myself (Yes a Canadian fridge), I can assure you that we love to spend money that we don’t even need to spend for our health. It’s quite fun for us! We love coming all the way down into America, booking an appointment, waiting for the appointment, and paying for said appointment.

[@jameretief8327]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fqXMlXVolMudpbM

[@wargreysama]

Aren't you Korean though?

[@whateyes1645]

I never knew a fridge can be so sarcastic its kinda scary

[@languid-4535]

Cnadian*

[@kroccmocc4765]

Canadish*

[@eclipse2915]

The idea of sentient holograms makes me have an identity crisis... but not for myself.

[@Soundwave-gay]

HALO IS REAL wow

[@joaquindubini3681]

I do be haveing existential crisis looking at the world I live in myself, kind person on the internet

[@Heath511]

As a Canadian I can assure you that on my two visits to the US I made it a goal to not injure my self because of US medical care. Edit: Guys if you have insurance I'm sure United States health care is better. Also, I know that the money will be payed for by Canada if a Canadian gets injured while there, but when I visit the US I am with my friends who are US citizens. If I get hurt, they might as well. Recently my friend got injured after falling of his bike. The insurance covered it and he got really good doctors helping him out. I'm not saying US healthcare is worse then Canadian Health Care, but if you can't pay for insurance they charge for quite a lot. Sorry for it being so long but I wanted to elaborate.

[@trforcectat]

I’m Canadian and I’ve used healthcare against Americans in arguments.

[@seiyuokamihimura5082]

Hey canada! Let me in! Im vaccinated, I require maple syrup

[@fumomofu]

As an American I can assure you that you should wear an entire suit of armor so you don’t go into debt by going to the hospital for a cut

[@trforcectat]

@@fumomofu but then ill have to go to the hospital for third degree burns on my trip to florida

[@matthias916]

God I'm happy I live in Europe

[@GreyJackJack]

6:00 when they don't check if that's the actual name in the country's native language and assume it's a misspelling based on their anglicized worldview when that is in fact brazil's name in portuguese, the official and most widely spoken language in brazil

[@MaxGaming-gp6ij]

"Men cannot experience mental trauma." Ma'am, I have several people I want you to speak to on the matter. Most of them are veterans, and several are homeless.

[@iamgodincarnate1234]

hamlissx*

[@diegoescobars]

Veteririansers

[@the.sleepy.one09]

Sevareli*

[@MaxGaming-gp6ij]

I have no idea what happened here. I posted this a long ass time ago, and only just now got notifications for it.

[@the.sleepy.one09]

@@MaxGaming-gp6ij notifictions*

[@thecorvid9261]

as a Canadian, it feels like liveing in the apartment above a meth lab like what the f*CK you be doing down there America

[@neoblox6753]

Lmao

[@neoblox6753]

Im from Britain and it feels like being an unwilling friend to the people inside that methlab

[@ClonedGamer001]

You answered your own question. Meth. We’re doing lots and lots of meth.

[@herelizabethan]

we’re talking abt biden go *trip*

[@Snugseeker]

As a Mexican The meth is dripping from the roof again Help

[@name-uh5ee]

After Robin called himself the tall one y'all better draw him with long legs in fan art from now on To the point where he's almost off screen

[@purpledevilr7463]

1:38 no no, he’s got a point. In many cultures and languages, both north and South America are viewed as one continent.

[@kaylag6015]

I've had creepy old pervert men who I was ringing up at the register straight up ask to hug me and get mad when I told them no. Not once has a young person or someone my age pulled shit like that. Like, just because I'm here serving you that doesn't mean my human rights have disappeared. Entitled Boomers are not something I'm going to miss.

[@octolobber4269]

“My writing is stuck in the 3rd grade” Same man Same

[@darth_avocado2406]

smae*

[@Equa11ysurl]

smssmeemamamemem*

[@mol14079]

§æměh*

[@tobyrebulanan8911]

I relate VERY MUCH.

[@cdfilms976]

*emac

[@omarpikm2101]

"I don't blame you for not knowing that, you're apparently an American."

[@placcelen3997]

Bleem*

[@Mr.Monster9998]

*your

[@placcelen3997]

@@Mr.Monster9998 yuor*

[@bacon_haired_dude7050]

@@placcelen3997 *yrou

[@wardenflanders7837]

@@bacon_haired_dude7050 oruy*

[@Tomvno]

I hate how the jerkwads at my school last year tried to correct me and say that “being gay is liking your family sexually.” I’m gay.. and they knew this, I just am sexually attracted to men, but i rather date for personality.

[@Trek001]

Robin: "South America isn't real" Falkland Islands: *laughs*

[@Finnphix]

"Don't listen to anyone who calls themselves a guru.." What about Blender Guru "...Unless it's Blender Guru" Thank you, kind sir. I shall

[@AquosFrost]

makin a donut

[@groovyguru7309]

Oi it ain’t just the Blender Guru that deserves all the praise! I’m pretty groovy as is ಥ_ಥ

[@placcelen3997]

Preaise*

[@placcelen3997]

@Tinalen thanks man its what makes me happy lol

[@ActionYakPolice]

11:00 unfortunately there exists a type of extreme radical "feminist" (who give actual feminists a bad name) that genuinely believe that amab people are inherently subhuman. it's equally depressing and infuriating.

[@kazuma7232]

What does "amab" mean?

[@adrianblake8876]

@@kazuma7232Assigned Male At Birth

[@kazuma7232]

@@adrianblake8876 Ah, gotcha.

[@letsgetreal6402]

Amab feels dehumanizing

[@ActionYakPolice]

@@letsgetreal6402 sorry

[@Metalfan-ve1zg]

"Males do not experience mental trauma as they are incapable of doing so" *Vietnam Flashbacks*

[@placcelen3997]

Inkeepuble*

[@Metalfan-ve1zg]

*One - Metallica* Plays

[@skyjustwantsasnack4476]

“Biracial is an imaginary bs” Welp I’m imaginary now *fades out of existence*

[@matheuschaves1082]

You know biracials dont exist because humans cant be separated by race if we're the scientific term for race

[@CadaverTheRat]

@@matheuschaves1082 My dude ppl of two different races can very well fall in love

[@matheuschaves1082]

@@CadaverTheRat that was not my point

[@kunal9920]

Abdomen*

[@PikachuLittle]

@@matheuschaves1082 “A distinct population that is isolated in a particular area from other populations of a species, and consistently distinguishable from the others, e.g. morphology (or even only genetically).” So yeah you’re wrong, race is a thing

[@umbraleviathan6324]

“Did you grow up under a power line?” I’m stealing this insult

[@MasanMarsan]

... What does that insult mean? 😶

[@1G00ßER]

@@MasanMarsan Idk but it is a rather "shocking" insult

[@Birdymcbeakface]

Idk

[@hypnocrest2429]

Inuslt*

[@kugiekizuchi.]

@@1G00ßER LMAOOO

[@wojtekpolska1013]

5:35 fun fact - apparently the centuries-old tendency of people to become more conservative with age is slowly disappearing, so as the boomers die off, we might have the majority of people actually support and vote for things that make sense :)

[@brayden7152]

Dead Canadian here. I died halfway through a heart transplant because the surgeon got bored. Thanks free health care 😒

[@Pancakes4CamPlz]

But did you survive?

[@scottishmrmonopoly6832]

He- h- he said he was dead

[@fuav66777j]

Even though it isn’t “free”.

[@jvautour69]

F

[@radioactiveboi842]

RIP dude *F*

[@NotTheDragon837]

Karen: "males cannot experience emotions such as remorse and generosity" MrBeast: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@CoolerMike]

What about Mr. Rogers as well. (RIP to him)

[@jeff-mp9by]

@@CoolerMike the rest population of men: am i a joke to you?

[@Matheus-vh4nt]

Kids who try to not eat too much to make sure it can last as much as possible so its parents doesn't have to expand their hard worked money: am i a joke to you?

[@beetleknight4661]

Yea i just passed that point in the video and it slightly pissed me off, so I believe it is literally every man in existence: "am i a joke to you? "

[@leafeon_quinn1383]

@@beetleknight4661 I am a cisgender female. I believe that men actually feel *more* remorse and generosity than most women do. We are very... *dramatic*. Ya know?

[@predo4467]

"Brasil" is "Brazil" in portuguese (the main language at Brazil).

[@luiza66510]

Estava procurando alguém que tivesse comentado isso kk

[@predo4467]

@@luiza66510 poisé kkkkkkk, eu não achei ninguém falando isso aí comentei

[@Tasoq]

I was looking to see if anyone else had commented this lol

[@SaltynSassy31]

Kkkk quando eu vi aquilo eu fui logo pra procurar alguém mencionado isso se não eu iria falar

[@tatioliveira8598]

Eu já pensei NOOOOOOOOSSA os coments vão tá floodado de BR HUE HUE

[@travisallan4637]

I just want to point out, birds are not cold blooded, penguins would have a slight issue if this was the case.

[@wolfdiabolique]

"Did you live under power lines as a kid" r/rareinsults right there.

[@amberhermann6437]

Pouwer*

[@NieroshaiTheSable]

I actually did, was that supposed to do something to me?

[@taichi4555]

@@amberhermann6437 is that consider as a joke or no?...

[@OliveTreesa]

You aren’t the dumbest person on earth, but you better hope he doesn’t die

[@legomyego11]

@@taichi4555 considered*

[@davidgeorge1943]

"The whole government is holograms?" Does he mean everything including the buildings, or just the politicians?

[@abhinandanpatil8168]

Hollowgrams*

[@number1ratedsalesman_1997]

@@abhinandanpatil8168 That's a joke, right?

[@aaronrashid2075]

@@number1ratedsalesman_1997 *joak

[@abhinandanpatil8168]

@@number1ratedsalesman_1997 yes it is

[@Arterexius]

Even if it wasn't a joke, I would still find it absolutely hilarious to watch some dumb mofo running face first into the Capitol building in an attempt to prove that it's really just a hologram. I mean, just imagine that video

[@CrimzonLizard]

As a Canadian I have never been to an American hospital to get anything treated. Thanks for asking! 13:38

[@amberhermann6437]

Canadin*

[@xxashes4579]

Amerikun*

[@sarimahosman5333]

Japan-kum

[@alexanotfromamazon]

Well it's a good thing. Because the people that do migrate to the US for treatment are usually very very sick. And you must not be.

[@SmashingCapital]

@@alexanotfromamazon what

[@jay-notabird]

21:30 Username: 42 words Tweet: Has 42 words My stupid ass brain: haha they did the thing

[@jeffscmith7388]

"You know as much as you can throw" *Throws rock across harvard university

[@kikikillian1208]

*get's sued and imprisoned for breaking the law, a window and a professor's skull

[@jeffscmith7388]

@@kikikillian1208 get smart and invent time travel, go back and stop me from throwing

[@chiaennn]

wow... that fraction of a second of visible fan art was just amazing. i really resonated with this piece, and i would definitely frame it and hang it up on a wall.

[@cmosmonster1355]

*facton

[@capybara5879]

@@cmosmonster1355 *facon

[@trianglemoebius]

@@capybara5879 *faon

[@Gavpop83]

when the guy says bats are birds. Me: Well since bats are birds, then that makes you a Dumba**

[@cabtaxi]

the empire is pretty chill. I recommend like uhhhh joining it or something..

[@rafaysagheer1663]

I must say, as a Canadian, I would rather sit in a hospital for a year without moving than go the US for a treatment.

[@ryanpenner9950]

Robin: “Is it the extraterrestrials” Me: Immediately gets a 16 minute long conspiracy theory advertisement Edit: yes I watched the whole thing

[@whateyes1645]

What was it about?

[@ryanpenner9950]

@@whateyes1645 it was about a real life hunger games thingy

[@whateyes1645]

@@ryanpenner9950 Oh and i though i asked a stupid qustion

[@hiimapenguin]

Good

[@hiimapenguin]

@@ryanpenner9950 oh, fun

[@Duelkitten]

When we go over boarder to visit or shop my mom would always say. "Alright, if you break anything, get sick, or die. Wait till we are over the line. Your not worth that much money".

[@kikikillian1208]

oof xD

[@crestsker]

i respect your mother and your dib pfp

[@Duelkitten]

@@crestsker as an adult, i get it now. If i break anything i am limping back over the border. Also thanks

[@dreamystone]

The whole "you're welcome" thing is so accurate. Part of my job is to assist customer support and the only time I say "you're welcome" is when I'm feeling snarky because they have done zero research or work on their own before coming to me.

[@teconnyspearow]

true story: me: i love the the golden state someone: no you’re in silicon valley

[@CaseBobcat]

As a Canadian I can tell you That neither I or anyone in my family has gone to the US for medical treatment. Also what American don't get is that it's not free healthcare. We just pay over time through taxes, which could result in us paying more medically than Americans who never go to the hospital. Also Loved the vid as always

[@xxashes4579]

eye*

[@insaincaldo]

Which also means we have helped people, who maybe didn't have the money. Instead of financially ruining them. Dane here.

[@CaseBobcat]

@@insaincaldo I mean ya basically

[@insaincaldo]

@DANIEL BIN OMAR - Well choosing not to be stateless is consent. Also they left English tax and made up their own, they just maybe prioritize where it goes in a way that benefits.. well not the welfare of it's people.

[@insaincaldo]

@DANIEL BIN OMAR - Well if you gotta be the class clown, slap stick is one of the lowest common denominators.

[@TenshoWasHere]

"Biracial don't exist" My 1/8th spanish blood: *i was never here, I'm just a dream, i never existed at all*

[@clinton8421]

You wake up as a gecko, sunbathing on a rock…

[@eddykidplayzyt]

Rip bro... sorry you never existed

[@AsselParty]

What is Spanish blood?

[@eddykidplayzyt]

@@AsselParty Spanish heritage

[@AsselParty]

@@eddykidplayzyt but Spanish is not a ethnicity or race

[@godeaterbox6084]

“Men cannot have trauma” Me after my years of suffering torment and bullying in school: “Gone. Reduced to atoms.”

[@cmosmonster1355]

*radewced

[@Tandrona]

Fun fact at 5:53! Brazil is actually spelled "Brasil" in Portuguese, its official language. 6:39 I completely agree with this person for many different reasons. I am an Orthodox Christian. We believe that you should not disturb the appearance of any person, because they are all made in the image and likeness of God.

[@doggiedoge]

Saying men doesn't experience emotional trauma is like saying women don't have the capability to be logical.

[@raptorzpackgaming8860]

It’s also like saying Humans can’t evolve due to 5g towers

[@enemyarcher8472]

Hey, Canadian here, we don’t really ever go to America for healthcare. The only thing I can think of is if we don’t have the right equipment but I doubt that because we have some pretty big cities that probably do that we could travel to

[@uwu-jy9qx]

In Washington state we get alot of Canadians just because (in my state) we have top doctors and specialists. I've heard from alot of patients that it can take weeks or months to get seen im Canadia sometimes. (I work in billing so I've seen it too) we have a connection with Canadia that helps them pay for the care they receive here

[@cmosmonster1355]

*helthcar

[@kris_dreemur.r3855]

"there is no such thing as biracial" well then uh.. *disappears*

[@amberhermann6437]

Disapears*

[@ryonabag6]

*dizzaspear's

[@sandraweilbrenner67]

Me too

[@AngriiOkii]

*this appears

[@GGQ-SHIZU]

Disapere*

[@super-weegee]

When an idiot says “Go to school,” I’m concerned that they were taught that at school. I know it probably wasn’t, but still

[@jaimohighv3783]

“There’s no such thing as biracial” Me: looks down at my hand *I start vanishing*

[@punpumpkin1148]

A D I O S

[@ScreaminEagle07]

Oh boy here come the Back to the Future references

[@jaimohighv3783]

@Anime is good r/confidentlyincorrect (I know that this is an ironic reply)

[@aaronsoliz3]

you good?

[@shyrastacy3127]

As a disabled American who is being denied disability... I can assure you that I'd rather live in Canada. Except I have no money and can't get a job so I'm stuck here. That's the cycle of poverty.

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Hop on a freight ship 🚢

[@augustuslunasol10thapostle]

Go their illegally and just tell your story im sure they'll understand

[@ArbiterofTruth]

And other than disability, there isn’t a single program that can help you right now? Covid really screwed us over. How come you can’t sign up for disability, is it because you lack health insurance?

[@shyrastacy3127]

@@ArbiterofTruth they keep telling me I'm too young to hurt this bad or that I don't look sick to them...

[@ArbiterofTruth]

@@shyrastacy3127WHAT?!?! Go through your local hospital. If you get examined they might be able to set you up. Covered California should be able to get you a cheap insurance plan should you not have any.

[@DadVR]

“Men can not have emotions!” My sadness for when my hamster died: *Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good*

[@a.shopping_cart]

bro i think you might be a female....

[@clydetheprotogen]

@@a.shopping_cart I hope you are joking

[@b0x640]

both of you are stupid, the tc was saying a joke since "men cant have feelings" any guy that has feelings myst be a girl. that's: the joke

[@ryandoucette5388]

That was the best artwork I have ever seen, too bad I had to pause the video to be able to barely see it.