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[@ivanhill6099]

I just love how fun and positive Damiens vids are, no rants, no depression, etc You speak cool words funny man

[@Imaslutforpuns]

“i like your funny words magic man” lol

[@AIHumanEquality]

Funny Man is a member of Hollywood Undead. Different people.

[@MaxwellCatAlphonk]

Damien is the kind of guy to narrate someone commenting that they eat gummy bears and gummy worms with silverware on a plate, and he would start telling some of the best stories ever before going on to the next r/FoundSatan post

[@s.p.d.magentaranger1822]

​@@AIHumanEqualityNever forget the homie Funny Man.

[@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987]

He's my favorite.

[@awesomestyles]

8:15 Damien, I must say that your voice acting skills are getting better. Very nice.

[@charlesmartin1972]

The sign, though humorously worded, is not unreasonable with its request

[@AIHumanEquality]

Whoever did the voice in this video is really good. They sounded exactly like Damien would have.

[@thundermothstudio5446]

Why'd he read it like the Soldier from TF2? I started laughing when I heard that and couldn't stop until well after it started to hurt!

[@charlesmartin1972]

@@thundermothstudio5446 you have alerted the horde... "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight". Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor

[@Tendity]

I thought he sounded like soldier tf2

[@RRW359]

"There is nothing in this cave worth dying for" They were doing so well but then had to ruin the sign with reverse psychology.

[@lowlowlowlow1453]

while reading that one i was thinking... WHERES THE FUNNY PART

[@aquilyxus]

that isnt reverse psychology

[@RRW359]

@@aquilyxus But why would they say there's nothing worth dying for unless there is something worth dying for thatcthey are trying to hide?

[@aquilyxus]

@@RRW359 they're literally trying to warn you by telling you that there is literally nothing there that you should actively risk your life to see, meaning the cave is boring

[@RRW359]

@@aquilyxus Sure they are.

[@WillowStarshower]

3:00 they’re not even paying $16, they’re paying $13 “with benefits”

[@AIHumanEquality]

Now hiring slaves! Work for less money than you can live off of! What a great deal!

[@baconburgeronly3089]

Yea, I'm gonna try to work at a place that blames any politician from their own problems. I don't talk politics at work.

[@amandahugenkiss2310]

@@baconburgeronly3089That’s definitely a good idea. I really don’t need to know the political affiliations of those I work with…

[@foogod4237]

This is probably in one of those states that lets employers deduct (estimated) tips from their workers' salaries, too, so it's probably actually $13 *minus* tips...

[@AIHumanEquality]

Damien we shall remember your sacrifice for bravely attempting to stand against a goose.

[@Strugler1987]

i'd be carefull tho when it comes to ''Cobra Chickens ''

[@rileyoconnor2276]

They bomb us with there shits

[@wilbur1425]

A goose is like half the size of me.. :D

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@wilbur1425 So is a honey badger and they fight lions for fun.

[@luciferrzdiary]

Junko Enoshima pfp

[@armayafox1328]

12:16 EmKay: “What happens if I startle an engineer?” Me who has seen every Saw movie: “You don’t want to know.”

[@Glegh]

Damien, ill meet you at the back alley behind little ceasers and give you my boba

[@Glegh]

@@TomatoZI its horrible

[@TomatoZI]

@@Glegh 🤙

[@tuna1000]

I'm coming too!

[@Lordofhogs]

@@Gleghi completely agree

[@daizy7441]

@@TomatoZIalright i’ll bite. this is the most intriguing spam comment i’ve seen yet. Edit: that is exactly how my dreams feel when i’m violently sleep deprived

[@shurhaian]

15:20 Damien has apparently never had to deal with self-checkouts whose bagging area scales have their warning threshold set finer than their actual precision, so that when you add an item after scanning it, they insist that there's an unexpected item, or that you've removed one.

[@AIHumanEquality]

Huh. Interesting. I live in Canada and never had a issue with self checkouts the few times I've used them. They're not really prevelant here because the way we do things with employees already works really well so why change it? I've only ever seen self checkouts at Walmart and Shoppers Drug Mart. Most stores don't use them.

[@heftyhadrosaur8740]

Or if your ice cream has a bunch of ice on it.

[@shurhaian]

@@AIHumanEqualityAlso in Canada (Nova Scotia). This was at the Dollarama, where naturally, anything they can do to pay fewer people is likely to happen. Unfortunately, the self-checkouts are prone to hallucinating *and* unlike the grocery store (which has the problem less to begin with), they don't have a person dedicated to overseeing them, so it takes that much longer sometimes for a staff member to be free to resolve issues.

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@shurhaian No Dollarama here has a self checkout. (Ontario). So it's weird they have one in NS.

[@TheAruruu]

central wisconsin here. i've been pretty fortunate with regards to the scale saying "please return the removed item to the bagging area", but instead have run into something that i still can't comprehend at one of our local grocery stores. ALL produce must be entered by an employee. is it a fruit or vegetable and not already cut, shredded or otherwise prepped in some way? only an employee can scan that. does your produce have a barcode sticker on it? the machine will scan it, refuse it, and say "assistance is required with this item". the employee scans their card, scans the produce, hits "ok", and you can proceed.... until the next produce item.

[@ambernorth9574]

13:47 that’s referring to a type of welding that’s very messy and basically throws molten metal confetti in all directions constantly.

[@Starbeam1979]

I thought it meant the owner had a shot gun.

[@HeadofPlantGang]

11:45 “You’re telling me I can bring my direct hit rocket launcher -? Look, come on dude, it’s not gonna hurt anyone unless it hits a direct hit. The splash damage is nerfed.” As a TF2 player, this was surprising

[@camion__]

as an another tf2 player, this was also surprising

[@HeadofPlantGang]

R.I.P Rick may

[@paolobalzi2871]

R.I.P. Rick May

[@paolobalzi2871]

They said we can’t use the direct hit, so the black box it’s okay

[@Grey-imposter]

They said the direct hit is bad Just let me use stock Just use stock it's best

[@Cyberdeamon]

5:50 there's a channel called Dive Talk that has some pretty gruesome videos of diving accidents, and yes sometimes you will find a dead diver down below who got narc'ed.

[@andrewollmann304]

0:12 This is not mistranslated. This is from a book and webcomic called “Kawaii Not? Cute Gone Bad”

[@metalwolf112002]

14:20 Please be patient, we are short staffed. Some jack-wagon put the condiments on the top shelf and hid the steeping stool.

[@ronaldjames8615]

It's probably under the condiments, same shelf

[@Damien_Paxton]

4:11 Aussie here, for those that don’t know, Sydney is on the “East” coast and Perth is on the “West” coast. That’s why people are scared.

[@AIHumanEquality]

I live in Canada. Australia is tiny to me.

[@Roxor128]

@@AIHumanEquality You call 7/9ths of your own size "tiny"?

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@Roxor128 I think you need to recheck your math. Don't think you realize how big Canada is.

[@Roxor128]

@@AIHumanEquality About 9 million square kilometres, versus 7.6 million for Australia. Or am I thinking of the US? I don't remember the exact figures. I know I'm right about Australia, though. Among the world's actually-large countries (>5 million square kilometres), the difference between the smallest and largest is less than a factor of three.

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@Roxor128 Canada is the second largest country in the world after Russia. I think you're a little confused.

[@Squidboy82]

The Damien Lee reading funny lil’ signs?! Just what I needed today- astounding.

[@awesomestyles]

14:28 I think the demon will say no, but only because he wants you to get a Dave's Double. Get a Dave's Double, it's better.

[@rixon44]

It’s amazing hearing Damien back, he’s awesome.

[@jimyvanloock3510]

Ah, yes, my 15+ minutes of pure comedic goodness! Always love when EmKay posts

[@Ijustexistokaynoquestionpls]

13:42 this looks like something the lunch people would do at my school

[@raymurray3401]

Love how Indian hills sign made 2 appearances in the video. They’re quite well known for always putting puns and funny quotes on it to attract attention to their business and have been doing so for several years now.

[@The1nvisibleJeevas]

what are they an actual establishment for?

[@raymurray3401]

It’s for the community center in Indian hills Colorado. The guy who made and also updates the sign was a volunteer there. Then during April fools day one year for a laugh he changed it read “Indian hills annexed by Morrison” or something along those lines. To his surprise and amusement it got a ton of attention with many people even calling the local police trying to verify whether or not it was true. From then on he decided to keep it and would change the message (when there wasn’t an event taking place) to a joke or punny phrase because loved making people smile.

[@wintig245]

1:25 My 6th grade teacher had one of these! Her's was fire, medical emergency, alien invasion, or harry styles

[@JadianRadiator]

14:52 At my previous place we used to have a rodent problem. But when feral cat's came into the area taking care if it, we started leaving food for them to keep them in the area.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

No matter how many times it happens, I never stop being surprised by references to TF2 in unrelated contexts.

[@nefwaenre]

Ah, Emkay with Damien... that means i don't have to go through the narrator playlist again cuz he's back! :')

[@nikkia9506]

I'd look through the list to avoid him.

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@nikkia9506 You're banned from Heaven for this comment.

[@nikkia9506]

@@AIHumanEquality Oh, I don't mind that in the slightest. We don't all like the same things, and I don't worship at the altar of any god, even at the hallowed altar of Narrator Damien 😉

[@l8nghts]

@@nikkia9506 what the fuck is your issue.

[@younoa8783]

maybe emkay will actually be good again. All of emkays videos are way too politcal and talk about religion too much, i hope damien can make it better.

[@AWholeBeew]

Are we not gonna talk about the entire line of bright yellow "clearance" signs visible from where the "clear ants" signs got stuck?

[@AIHumanEquality]

I don't see any clearance signs. Think you're hallucinating.

[@CreeperCart]

​@@AIHumanEqualityclear ants*

[@yaboiEchogaming]

@@CreeperCart*cleerants

[@dawnmoore9122]

The signs could've been made before the boxes were moved there, and either no worker saw the signs being wrong or decided the message was clear enough and they didn't really need to do anything about it.

[@tttITA10]

9:26 - A mirror polished truck? I can't see how this could backfire at all!

[@mylescorley1978]

Unlike the sunlight…

[@indofan1708]

1:16 Don't say that. Please don't say that. I was instantly reminded of the springlock training tapes and shivers went down my entire spine 😓

[@kaseymathew1893]

"What happens if you startle one?" Depending on the specific variety of engineer, something might explode.

[@crazy4candy_]

I love Damien's voice acting, I'm laughing so hard XD

[@itsOasus]

Inject Damien's laughter straight into my veins

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

8:40 Soldier TF2 Energy

[@AlexandarHullRichter]

The 'this is a crosswalk' pole is in a neighborhood in Portland Oregon, and that response is completely a Portland thing to do. It used to have a photo of the signs under them with the title "this is a photo."

[@philippeleprohon4823]

3:55 That's not just funny that's also f*ckin' clever.

[@Boywholikecat]

The only thing that makes is funny is the grandma creepy chuckles

[@reakenvirge]

4:30 - “imma hear it 👹” PLISSS 😭

[@grainelev8tor26]

The one about adults needing a child with them is DEFINITELY to try and stop pedos from watching the kids.

[@mihaleben6051]

6:42 i love how this sign changes context depending on who is holding it.

[@zaydenmYT]

4:57 38 + 2 weeks... PREGANANANT?!

[@shaunminkove0724]

Damien is one of the best voices of emkay because of the amount of voices he can make

[@janesanders2728]

3:26 I was scared but brave as a kid, so I did it for the first time and as I did it the swing broke and I scraped my knee across a concrete floor.

[@karaelzexceed666]

0:29 lol the fact that some conjoined humans actually have 2 heads makes this so much funnier also 2:22 has conquered life and I salute them

[@pizzalord2333]

5:17 that sign is in one of most dangerous cave diving site

[@se6369]

Divers can die with cave equipment too. risky

[@pihlajafox]

Yeah the sing isn't funny in any way if you have heard stories about cave divers not being able to surface in time

[@BuildingWolf100_WolfDab]

I died laughing at the Kentucky Fried Volkswagen 1 XD (4:47)

[@thomasmcsherry5938]

@6:12 it's so upsetting because the spelling of it is right there behind the boxes. Big yellow sign saying 'Clearance' and the did not look up

[@maryianna912]

15:25 at our self checkout we have to wait for staff to approve not only alcohol, but all the ‘weight’ shit like veggies and candy in bulk. Really inconvenient

[@Imirui]

11:55 You can't bring your Direct Hit, Damien, the train is run by Scouts and Mini Sentries.

[@ArosianStagg]

Ah yes another Lad who understands TF2 very fun

[@matthewcremeans924]

Nice

[@matthewcremeans924]

Scout gets 1 hit same with mini sentry

[@GuHkawng]

And Mimi Sentry

[@nikkospelledlikethat8140]

I need everyone to know I was laughing so hard I was wheezing at 4:56 that my house mates got up to check to see if I was having a panic attack and this is now going to be a core memory forever.

[@Just_a_commenter]

0:14 I dunno about you Damien, but I suddenly have a desire to try bubble tea...

[@RoyalEric]

Same

[@fluffens_alt]

Hey, glad to see you again

[@Ghostfighter797]

I also want to try some bubble tea now for some reason...

[@Dextersauve11]

Yeah its weird

[@TytheGhost]

I do too

[@ralseidemurrer]

7:04 hahaha that is the best way of saying "ha ha pp smol"

[@Kage6415]

2:56 Can't wait to see this post again in r/antiwork. $16.00 an hr? Sounds great! Only... if you read the fine print underneath it says "**$13/hr + benefits = $16/hr" This sign belongs in sooo many categories though 😂 Can't wait to see this pop-up again!

[@AIHumanEquality]

$16 an hour is less than min wage in Ontario and no job in Ontario offers min wage as a starting wage. 16/h is almost slave labor. You can't even afford necessities on that without working slave hours.

[@Kage6415]

@@AIHumanEquality Preaching to the choir here. We spent so long fighting for a $15 minimum wage that by the time it started to become a thing, it already fell behind the cost of living again.

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@Kage6415 That was also hit by the economy being a house of cards so once it started tumbling everything is the US started going out of whack and inflation became a bull in a china shop.

[@McBehrer]

3:04 also, it's NOT $16/hour. It's "$16/hour* ($13/hour plus benefits = $16/hour)" so that's an extra level of red flag for it being an absolutely horrible place to work

[@AB-Prince]

3:07 as funny as this is at first, it IS a rather sensible and clever way of deterring people from coming to play parks just to stalk kids. the Legoland resort in Winsor has this same notice on a lot of their promotional material.

[@AccidentallyOnPurpose]

ngl I go to parks to use the swings, because swinging is nostalgic and stress relieving and good exercise for the joints. The thing is I wait until the park I'm going to is empty, or if that area has no kids around that side.

[@dawnmoore9122]

@@AccidentallyOnPurpose same

[@flora4873]

Damien's Patrick impression is genuinely terrifying

[@WilburJaywright]

15:09 in my neck of the woods, for awhile, if you set something on the wrong tray for half a second, the machine would lock up, and instantly demand an employee to unlock it, while they were busy unlocking the last five machines that also locked up. It was terrible.

[@marshallwAI]

7:49 this dude is a genius, probably the smartest homeless I've ever seen.

[@Jupiter_planet]

11:43 Direct Hit... Reduced splash damage... Yep thats a tf2 reference

[@TheDarthChungus]

15:10 I work at a grocery store and the self checkout employee is required to check my ID (but they usually don’t) in order to approve my employee discount.

[@theguythatplaysuniversesan9869]

*Grass,* often taken for granted, is a ubiquitous and essential component of our natural environment. It blankets vast landscapes, from manicured lawns to sprawling meadows and rolling prairies. This unassuming plant, though seemingly simple, plays a profound role in our lives and ecosystems. In this essay, we will explore the significance of *grass,* its diverse species, its ecological importance, cultural relevance, and the various ways in which it enriches our world. *Botanical Diversity of Grass* The *grass* family, scientifically known as Poaceae, is one of the most diverse and extensive plant families on Earth. It encompasses over 11,000 species, each uniquely adapted to its environment. *Grasses vary in size, shape, and growth habits, ranging from towering bamboo to the delicate tufts of ornamental grasses in our gardens. Their adaptability allows them to thrive in diverse climates, from the Arctic tundra to the arid deserts, making them a vital component of nearly every terrestrial ecosystem. *Ecological Importance* *Grass*, often regarded as the unsung hero of ecosystems, serves a multitude of ecological functions. Perhaps one of its most critical roles is soil stabilization. *Grasses* have deep, fibrous root systems that help prevent soil erosion, making them instrumental in maintaining the structural integrity of landscapes. Their presence ensures that fertile topsoil is retained, preventing it from being washed away by rain or blown away by wind. Moreover, *grasses* are primary producers in many food chains. They serve as a food source for herbivores, such as deer, bison, and cattle. In turn, these herbivores support carnivores like wolves and big cats. Without the foundational role of grasses, entire ecosystems would unravel, leading to imbalances in biodiversity. Grasslands, characterized by extensive stretches of *grasses,* are home to some of the world’s most iconic and endangered species. The African savanna, for instance, is inhabited by elephants, lions, and giraffes, all of which depend on grasses as a significant part of their diet. Protecting these *grasslands* is crucial for the conservation of these majestic creatures and the preservation of global biodiversity. *Grass and Human Civilization* Human civilization has an intimate relationship with *grass,* dating back thousands of years. Agriculture, one of the most significant developments in human history, relies heavily on *grasses. Wheat, rice, corn, and barley are all grass species that form the foundation of our food supply. These crops have sustained populations, shaped economies, and influenced cultures around the world. Furthermore, *grasses* have shaped the way we live, particularly in the context of our built environments. Lawns, often composed of *grass species like Kentucky bluegrass and Bermuda grass, are a staple of suburban life. They provide aesthetically pleasing landscapes for recreation and relaxation, fostering a sense of connection to nature in urbanized areas. *Cultural Significance* *Grass* has found its way into the cultural tapestry of many societies. In ancient civilizations, *grass was used for various purposes, including thatching roofs, weaving baskets, and crafting mats. Native American cultures, for example, employed various grasses in the construction of traditional housing, such as tipis and wigwams. Moreover,* grass* has been a source of inspiration for poets and artists. The lush green of a grassy field has symbolized renewal, growth, and vitality in countless works of literature and art. It has been a recurring motif in the pastoral tradition, representing an idyllic countryside where people can escape the hustle and bustle of urban life. *Grass in Modern Society* In contemporary society, *grass* has taken on new roles and challenges. Urbanization and the expansion of infrastructure have led to the fragmentation and destruction of natural grasslands. This loss of habitat threatens countless plant and animal species, some of which are on the brink of extinction. Additionally, the maintenance of lush lawns in urban areas consumes vast quantities of water and chemicals, contributing to environmental issues such as water scarcity and pollution. As we confront the realities of climate change, reevaluating our approach to landscaping, including the use of native grasses and xeriscaping techniques, becomes increasingly important. *Conclusion* In conclusion, the *grass* is far more than just a simple plant that carpets our Earth; it is a cornerstone of ecosystems, a source of sustenance, and a symbol of culture and renewal. Its incredible diversity and adaptability have allowed it to thrive in a wide range of environments, shaping the landscapes we know today. As we move forward, we must recognize the vital role that grass plays in our lives and ecosystems and strive to protect and sustain it for future generations. Whether beneath our feet or stretching across the horizon, the *grass* is a symbol of life and a reminder of the interconnectedness of all living things on this planet.

[@BecomingAconite]

Why

[@MoleculesAndMinecraft]

What's your favorite type of grass and why?

[@enjiniakimiko1305]

unironically loving to read this lmao)

[@lynnh.3367]

Grass and because it’s yummy.

[@miuki2721]

Wtf

[@Candee_The_Reaper]

"Let ME Write Sign... I Good Speak Engrish"

[@lawl_4llie]

15:17 There's something where something just doesn't ring up or something and one of the employees has to confirm the scanned item. It's annoying as hell because that's 5 more minutes in a store that I'm spending wanting to go home and eat.

[@chobies5383]

4:52 "I love driving high"

[@dontforgetyoursunscreen]

7:24 i have 2 of those abd they do make a really funny noise

[@FFVison]

2:25 just curious. When was the last time that you have seen a business lower their prices?

[@Alexa-Raine]

When the government tells them to cool or with the capitalism.

[@TetraSky]

Self checkout at some stores around here are just awful. The tray for the items is super small, it doesn't let you put your own bags on the tray to put your items in. If you need to bag the items before being done due to lack of space for more items, it doesn't like that. This store also has "rebates" they put on products about to "expire" (like 30% on a packet of meat), but it's not an automatic rebate that replaces the barcode like Walmart. You HAVE to ask the staff to apply the rebate. Else you're paying full price even though it should be discounted. Some stores do selfcheckout properly. Others are just failing hard at it...

[@EmeraldEyesBibleSecrets]

Silly, whatever you are, self checkout is for thieves.

[@layronmccoy8708]

Now, I don't know about anyone else, but the product (7:09) that the store is selling but they don't know where they're coming from, sounds like an SCP to me...

[@wairgald]

6:30 - Um, do they not realize that they could just drive to a police station and get an officer to sign their paper?

[@ArosianStagg]

9:55 Best Sign I ever saw XD

[@RhapsosProductions]

Indian Hills Community Center is the bread and butter of the sub, tbh. Most times you've seen a funny sign on the internet (at least one with replaceable letters), it's probably them

[@AbrasiveSpongebob]

Ah yes, self checkout. The place where I can buy a knife with no issues. But God forbid I try to buy a horror film.

[@Elaver]

Damien is best EmKay narrator, only reason I watch.

[@Mauze489]

7:01 that sign is in the MCF at Camp Arifjan in Kuwait. I took a similar picture myself back in 2017. Recognized the paint job too

[@dynamitedingo8183]

8:45 you really sounded like the over the speaker ad voice from Ammunation in GTA SA

[@AlexandarHullRichter]

OMG it's Damien! I haven't heard that voice in forever!

[@Jellywolf-Taylorsversion-]

0:11 not me drinking boba rn

[@VodShod]

3:20 I think they need to add adult versions of playgrounds that are open to people of specific age ranges. Like an easier version of ninja warrior. Currently the only way to stay in shape is to stay stationary lifting weights, or going on multiple walks in the forest where there isn't many people.

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

4:20 That's based on the welcome to Luton guy. AKA, Max Fosh.

[@yunochill9304]

3:18 that sign isn't a joke. It's real and it's a sad world when it's necessary. Love the video!

[@themedivaltrainerdawson4951]

Zzyzx was actually featured in a book because the author had known the road so well from going back and forth from Cali and Nevada

[@Xp_Iggy]

9:55 I once saw a sign that said "Too hot to keep changing sign Good hotel, we promise!"

[@willmcgonigle3107]

Damien is just the best, he sees something he might disagree with, and he just yes ands it, he doesnt go off on a politcal rant

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

7:58 well of course you'd need to note down the money and compare it to the number of people of each religion that saw him, because obviously buddhists aren't gonna have as much money because even if they do give out more money, there's way less of them than with other religions. Since he isn't gonna be able to get the religious background of every person that looks at him, I guess taking a look at the city population of wherever he's at would give a good estimate.

[@CRYPT1X_27]

1:34 My teacher says basically the ssame ecxept rather than Ryan Gosling it's Jason Momoa

[@RonDozy]

A pleasure to hear Damien again :D I freakin love his "redneck country merikuh" impression, like at 6:23. HELL YEAH BROTHA!!

[@Cloverishurt]

1:43 it means don’t make fun bc then they will do it to you in another language and you won’t know until it’s way to late to be mad scroll down to see what I ment by that To find out where they live and … you finish

[@tf9241]

The thing is. The adults must be accompanied by a child sign just shows how twisted the world is now that for a child to be on the playground, no other adults with no child are allowed to be there.

[@Birdo_Draws]

0:37 As an Australian the goose seems like a worthy opponent

[@baccano_tn]

I think I found a new addition to my list of favourite subreddits

[@creepycreepersthekingofcre3379]

I almost broke my leg when doing that 3:34

[@Nevertoleave]

No translation needed for that boba tea. Around 2005-2006 I use to read this webcomic. And I swear that’s her comic. They were all in that style of drawing and had the same sort of inappropriate joke. I think it might actually be one of the comics. But I haven’t read it in nearly 20 years so I can’t remember the damn name of the strip

[@wow-roblox8370]

0:44 and then you will be arrested for attacking the animal which is under the monarch’s protection

[@V1_ultrakill9]

My guy it could be a regular goose not a canada goose

[@teathesilkwing7616]

That’s swans

[@Steampunkkids]

@DamienLee At 0:02 proves that you are no stranger to the drive from Los Angeles to Las Vegas. That makes me very happy to hear!!!

[@darcydreaming6931]

Whenever I hear about jumping off a swing as a kid, I'm always reminded of the one time I landed upright with my foot, erm... *beneath* me. Even worse, it was a tall swing so I had even more height before the landing. Had to lay there for a hot minute. I can't imagine how bad it woulda been if I was a guy, I probably woulda passed out

[@AIHumanEquality]

You didn't position your landing. You gotta jump correctly.

[@magickalbayrabbit996]

I saw a story on the underwater cave that sign comes from. Literally one of the most deadliest underwater caves there are

[@REEEE329]

1:36 we had a sign like that when I was in 4th grade except minus the alien thing and the Ryan gosling was switched to jack effron😂

[@dragonrider4253]

13:22 no. I WILL not be answering your calls, and I WILL not be coming in at any times not on the schedule. If you have an issue with this, please fire me so I can collect unemployment.

[@ivorynk752]

0:11 I've been to an american boba tea shop that had a sign like that, it also had "People love our balls" printed on the loyalty stamp cards. It was not a translation error, it was 100% intentional.

[@Vutual_one]

8:15 If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight". Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor -Damien/solder from tf2

[@Roxor128]

1:55 - If you hate the song so much, why not just remove the disc from the jukebox so it can't be selected? Or if the jukebox plays files off a hard drive, just delete the file.

[@Alexa-Raine]

The same reason they did that note instead.. they're stupid

[@ThePugL0ver]

The first meme I have seen in real life, every now and then I go to Utah to visit my grandpa and that sign is always there

[@vibraniumpotato6493]

0:28 Imagine having the flex of washing your hands next to King Leonidas

[@Werewolf_Boyo.From_CRK]

4:16 Meanwhile someone has put a "Welcome to Luton" nearby London