ALL OF r/FACEPALM

[@gregsmith8977]

I watched the entire video in one sitting. I love your content EmKay! keep up the amazing work

[@captaincluck8129]

Did Damien really say the Hubble telescope was on earth? 🤣

[@randomyoutuber4189]

He’s Gregging

[@Argabo]

@@captaincluck8129 Perfect for an r/facepalm video

[@Geckoreo]

im also gonna just got to finish a bit more

[@gregsmith8977]

thank you so much for the pin EmKay!

[@gabeangel8104]

What really made me cringe the most was seeing an arm come out of the window of the car as it was tipping over as if the person thought they were going to be able to catch it and stop the whole car from falling. I imagine somebody made a trip to the hospital following that incident

[@ponyperson7513]

A+ for afford though

[@DyslexicBee]

Also to be honest, I think they started falling. It’s normally just a normal reaction to put your hands out when you fall, I get the humor but I think this is a better explanation if anyone wonders

[@melonlord4562]

@@ponyperson7513 *erfrott

[@zhabiboss]

I CAN DO I- *breaks arm*

[@Girafguy]

@@melonlord4562 *effort

[@JaySwag77]

Fun fact, the Hubble space telescope is not actually on earth--it's in orbit!

[@huskiesandtattoos]

Came here to write this exact same thing!

[@captaincluck8129]

Same

[@justincase1898]

ooo so thats why its Space telescope... and also known as the hubble satellite... who would have put that together lol

[@timothyhutagalung2219]

@@justincase1898 Not me, that's for sure!

[@Spookatz.]

@@justincase1898 i think it was the ones who made it who did, also, put it together... during the production process.

[@24DracoAmericanus]

The coyote one is just so interesting to me tho... I mean, it's not just letting her pet it, it's laying down snuggled up to her too. Like... legit curious if it was raised in a wildlife rescue or something.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Most wildlife creatures aren't inherently hostile. The only times they become hostile is if A) They're feeling threatened B) They're starving to the point they can't hold back anymore C) You're nearing it's young without permisson D) You panic and/or scream causing the animal to panic in return. Outside of those instances it's really rare for an animal to attack without warning and there's always a reason when they do. Animals aren't that hard to read if you take the time to know them.

[@akoshorvath-risko5838]

I know nothing about wildlife, but maybe it was frightened? Like too scared to react

[@sumfrostyice]

@@akoshorvath-risko5838 no, probablh not as ^^ stated. It could have been injured and needed help or it could tell the woman was loving towards it. A lot of animals tend to know emotions really well and act upon them

[@TacitaSaturnia]

@@sumfrostyice As far as I recall, it was found by the roadside after being hit by a car (think it was in Mexicao), and died three days later at the vets. It was rather crushed and bloodlost, thus the bewildered look.

[@sumfrostyice]

@@TacitaSaturnia yeah most likely

[@scorpionvenom9031]

Remember, there are people who dont understand that 1/3 is larger than 1/4

[@scphobia]

They skipped math class in school lmao

[@crispydude654]

thats crazyyyy

[@wyatt9294]

00:10:20 Damien's laugh is so contagious omg I would absolutely adore to have an actual conversation with him, no matter how long

[@damiancrowley569]

I agree, it's actually why I stuck with this channel even though he isn't really here anymore

[@LanderKoenig]

Agreed

[@gerardwayseyelash]

I'm crying 💀

[@Guywithabadenglish]

the way this is timed hurts my brian

[@koffeetechshow]

​@damiancrowley569 I think he kinda came back, and it's why I subscribed to his other channel when he first started it lmao, love his personality. Shame he doesn't post on his personal much anymore

[@JayLandon64]

Robin missed the joke about Belfast. It wasn't an 'OK, Boomer' thing. In the 70s, Belfast was basically a war zone. It was very far from calm, still, peaceful, restful.

[@billybark5701]

Timestamp please I forgot where that was

[@billybark5701]

If you remember lol

[@billybark5701]

Nvm I got it

[@uranian-Umbra]

Time stamp?

[@CaleTudor]

Yep, it was, The Troubles were a nasty time for Belfast, Northern Ireland, and just that whole area in general. What made it worse was Margaret Thatcher coming into power as British Prime Minister, because she was a nasty woman to basically everyone under British rule. The Provisional I.R.A even made her top priority on their hit list.

[@The_D_Max]

Finally another facepalm compilation, now I can feel better about myself

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

So you need videos on the internet to feel better about your sad pathetic falling apart life? Same.

[@Pringleworm]

Fair

[@l00naticjellyfish19]

Let's all point and laugh at Damien when they realise that the Hubble SPACE Telescope isn't on earth, it's a satellite with a telescope in it. The joke was about the 'picture' not being real. Timestamp is 42:40

[@Cristopher.C]

came looking for this comment, I was so confused xd

[@radfarlander]

Thanks for being that guy so I didn't have to be.

[@ViridianFlow]

I was wondering if I missed a joke there because surely they must know the Hubble Telescope isn't on Earth... If they actually didn't know that that's a big oof.

[@UnrebornMortuus]

nice name

[@Ficles81125]

I was about to comment this lol

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

I like how Damien missed the joke not once, but TWICE, because he didn't remember how BC years work

[@Ang3ll0vin]

Reminds me of 37:55

[@naiteiruakuma2261]

So i was thinking like "Wait, So if it was invented 5000bc, the meme should say people 5001 BC right?" I was So confused!

[@cafeentertainment1]

how about at 57:57 where the bazooka on the phone case is supposed to have the four holes of the bazooka be filled in by the cameras

[@itsyahomiescott3742]

First one was Robin, not Damien. 😂

[@bruhchannel1216]

5:30 "hey redditors who were delivery pepole. what was the weirdest thing you delive-" "MODS BAN HIM THIS IS A BOMB THREAT"

[@swago69]

I didnt understand what that post means

[@bruhchannel1216]

@@swago69 i think like "hey what is the oddest thing you delivered" and by that something like "i had to deliver a whole box of dildo's"

[@SuperRaijin]

Me neither, I feel stupid

[@Simbartial]

@@swago69so, I don’t know what the guy that thought that it was a bomb threat was thinking, but the post was asking people that were on Reddit that were or still are delivery people what was the strangest thing that they had delivered or the strangest place that they had delivered to, I hope this helped!

[@gr_pefxnta]

op may have been trying to hide a bomb by getting existing suspicious packages and coming up with a package that wouldn't look suspicious :'))

[@edschramm6757]

i remember reading something at one point, a fast food chain made a 1/3 pound burger to compete with mc'donalds quarter pounder. it did poorly because people actually thought the quarter pounder is bigger

[@davidturney2975]

It was A & W

[@Dumbdogtech]

lol

[@HunterXJacobOG]

I scrolled till I found someone mention this lol

[@UYT-Guy]

then they should have made a 1/5 burger to make it look bigger when its smaller

[@gayone689]

Damien: *laughs* Everyone: GODDOKE!DMDIDISIDKEIs

[@joecraft9098]

19:47 if you dont ejaculate in you're life than you are more susceptible to Testicular Cancer.

[@itsyahomiescott3742]

*Your. Also ejaculating has nothing to do with testicular cancer.

[@Doofindork]

The points where Damien is straight up wheezing when he laughs makes me smile every time. Bootygeg especially made me crack up. ♥

[@chloskyskies4399]

Yeah the laughter is so contagious! Makes me break down in giggles every time

[@cyan.1--]

6:21 that bottle didnt just spray him it perfectly bottle flipped.

[@chloe._.8110]

11:08 fun fact! My grandma and grandpa are number neighbors

[@moditorplayz]

That madlad that tricked someone to name their baby "jack ingof"

[@mrmagoo.3678]

11:19 THAT IS THE FLATTEST CAT I'VE EVER SEEN!.. somebody get it some Food..QUICK!

[@VilactDoesntSayShitYourselfNow]

Now I'm sad

[@OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF]

13:37 "Hello,I am Jack Ingof"💀💀💀

[@VilactDoesntSayShitYourselfNow]

13:37😭

[@namelessnavnls8060]

The nerve of that one guy.. "Then don't transport patients during rush hour, have some compassion for these patients." Oh, excuse me, let me just have my heart attack at a more traffic-convenient time.

[@andistansbury4366]

Exactly

[@m0vnt41n5]

The small percentage of people who can literally slow their own heart rate at will: "Say, that ain't such a bad idea. "

[@nvmitsjustme]

"Oh, sorry, it's rush hour, I'll stop dying when It's over"

[@smc415]

"Oh sorry, it's rush hour? Don't worry i will make sure to stop having stage 3 cancer when rush hour ends"

[@Validole]

42:39 You played yourself... Although pretty dang sure that image is NOT taken by the HST (Hubble Space Telescope), that would be like trying to photograph a beach ball with a telephoto lens... From 30 cm away (that's a metric foot, btw)

[@eliteentity8429]

Also the hubble is in space not on earth

[@radfarlander]

And the Hubble points *away* from the Earth.

[@ViridianFlow]

Metric foot made me way madder than it should have lol

[@jacqulyynw]

42:34 Um, the Hubble Space telescope is approximately 547km (340 mi) above the Earth and does fifteen orbits/ day it was launched in April of 1990. But that picture is not from the Hubble because it moves to fast to take pictures of Earth, it is from CGI animation by Mike Kiev.

[@gamma2581]

Yes finally someone who pointed that out

[@psyenz8946]

He is literally calling us all morons for not knowing....

[@stellamariss3335]

But it’s that far out in space which is why the picture is impossible. . It’s still in earths orbit that’s the difference between Hubble and others.

[@stellamariss3335]

I think it’s also soemthing to mention that the clouds don’t not look like that on earth from space at all 😂 So it all makes no sense

[@FarthestObserver]

39:20 the insurance laws are there to fight against Insurance fraud. While it is sad that she has charges against her for doing something in good will, the laws are in place so nobody can escape the system... Essentially, my mood towards this worsened, I thought there was justification, there isn't. Insurence companies suck (the life out of you).

[@panromanticpirate]

9:50 Hey Lad, That Says Strong

[@tulsipa7092]

he knows, but he won't say the correct version cuz damien is actually an eldritch god in a flesh suit

[@Skorpys365]

This video both made me forget my physical pain and experience a mental one instead, wondering how people managed to duck things up so well. (While reminding myself of all the guano stupid things I've done myself)

[@BigGrabowski]

For "is Ebola a country?", they did almost have it. It comes from the name of the village where the first case was discovered.

[@Dumbhare]

Didn't know that, thank you.

[@stellamariss3335]

Still not a country but I guess it’s a place

[@KeylebLovesPiano]

8:21 "pete bootygay" 😎😎

[@NOT_Goddess_Of_Love_And_Beauty]

6:40 I mean, she’s not wrong tho

[@artCharles]

Okay, I feel dumb, but what exactly makes 20:14 a facepalm? Is it the fact that it was a Playmobil movie being made in the first place, or am I just missing something?

[@PookieBeawh]

They used 75 mil USD and made 600k something back, which is horrible

[@artCharles]

@@PookieBeawh I get that, I'm just not sure what the facepalm part is. Is not making the budget back a facepalm?

[@DrierLocket7477]

​@@artCharlesit was a massive flop for the studio that made it Also being a shitty Lego movie "ripoff"

[@hero_bs__ig]

6:21 you can tell that the cameraman was dying of laughter from the shaking of the cam

[@jigson520]

I mean, at least he did a successful accidental bottle flip

[@wadecollins9444]

42:46 its funny because the hubble space telescope is infact in space

[@Spiceodog]

The jack ingof had me curdled up laughing hysterically for a few minutes

[@mother_since_2009]

What is the joke here?

[@Spiceodog]

@@mother_since_2009 just say the name out loud with no pause between the first name and the last

[@OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF]

Bro is Jackin-gof😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@catchara1496]

Damn, you curdling?

[@allenparker2113]

10:47 no no that post is technically right it no petS as in plural and there’s only a cat

[@Formalics]

10:15 hey that's a funny

[@nathanieldonigan3659]

Best moment: 11:40 "I'm not sure Disney fully understands what a pirate is. But they didn't say anything about a BAD pirate, *YARGH*"

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

That's because they were referring to Jake and his crew as good pirates. Pull your head out of your ass and get your mind out of the gutter! I'm talking to you too, Damien!

[@vroom7704]

8:16 Every other narrator: oh please forgive me for my mispronounciation of this word. Im so stupid, have mercy on me. Damien: I know I said it wrong, and I don't care. Cope.

[@BowelSyndrome]

20:27 The worst part about it is that even if it wasn't online, blind people can't read sign language _either way._

[@Cytorb]

Yeah duh cause they cant see this deserves to be in a facepalm

[@BowelSyndrome]

@@Cytorb you're right. Your reply DOES deserve to be in a facepalm.

[@Cytorb]

@@BowelSyndrome ok i was exagerrating the facepalmmpart but i dont get why the fact that that they cant see it either way makes it worse because they cant see screens because theyre blind so why does it make it worse?

[@Cytorb]

Also im sorry for improper grammar spelling mistakes etc english is not my first language and my hand is really bad at typing

[@BowelSyndrome]

@@Cytorb ok, so they posted sign language online, which, in itself, blind people can’t see what’s on the screen, and even then, the combinations to the words in sign language aren’t clear. They’re all clumped together. Secondly, even if they used sign language in real life, they STILL wouldn’t be able to see the sign language. Sign language is used *mainly* for people who are hard of hearing. I haven’t done much research into the language, but I can tell that blind people wouldn’t find it useful. I believe Braille is what most blind people use as a way of telling what is infront of them.

[@williansnobre]

19:38 that part of the bible is way weirder than "masturbation bad". It is about a guy having to impregnate his brother's widow and how by resorting the good out "pulling out" maneuver he angered God and was killed fo it. But the thing was more about continuing the family line, disputes of inheritance and weird traditions and not about fapping.

[@kirara2516]

14:01 so if I remember right, this kind-hearted old man was feeding the homeless in Lake Eola (Eeyollah) park, which is one of the main public gatherings in Orlando. They hold 4th of July events, concerts, etc. There's a massive fountain in the middle, its a beautiful place. I think it covers an entire city block at least? I digress, anyway, he was told he couldn't feed the homeless because it was creating a nuisance and disturbing the public. Even though there are place to eat and food venders there selling food to people to eat at the park. It's the exact same thing, only it's free because homeless can't afford a $6 hotdog. The city was just being cold and cruel.

[@MrMaka123456789]

25:49 Ahh yeah Belfast in the 70's, so peaceful, aside from The Troubles and people killing each other . . .

[@MalcolmIIofCaledonia]

Exactly what I thought

[@Drian_gamer]

2:47 I like how the driver put out his hand out of the window to not make the car flip not knowing he's/she's not powerful enough to do that

[@lalagady7527]

i was thinking the same thing but i genuinely think i mighty have done the same thing in that type of situation if i had no idea what else to do

[@gerardwayseyelash]

Her arm got crushed 💀

[@Athena6]

Right? Like you're not even supposed to try that on a dune buggy or quad cause you will 99% of the time break your arm. If you're rolling hug yourself cause it may just be you last hug

[@dashingclasher]

2:57 Damien's laugh is a message from God. It's a good one too.

[@forg___]

especially at 3:04, legit the best thing i've heard

[@nonsuspiciouscolour]

@@forg___ bro its the same moment

[@12isthemostimportantnumber]

Bro, don't forget 10:16. That is golden.

[@Ver0Epsilon]

@@forg___ goofy ah laugh

[@calebyoder4274]

Me after watching a R/Ihadastronke vid

[@dextertheio2857]

31:34 “how do you google something” GoT ME ROLLING 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thebumblebeaa2152]

50:59 im pretty sure I know those people and I hate that 🥰 They call the her Katie so you'd never know but her name is spelt like that.

[@froggychair7407]

4:03 when damien said "you holdin pee pee son" i lost my shit and scared my cat off my lap with silent laughter

[@theworldoflivvy3150]

Yeah, I wonder what cats think when we suddenly start laughing I mean to them we're just involuntarily convulsing while making strange noises

[@katiequeen7225]

39:35 firstly anyone can use it and secondly trans men exist, that facepalm should be directed at the OP of that post

[@clumpofdirt1193]

i know the reasoning behind the ROAR one!! my school has this and it is Responsibility Oppurtunity Attitude Respect. they were giving examples for the core concepts. still a massive face palm tho lol

[@stellamariss3335]

Fr we had a saying in our school too but we made the letters match the first word… like it should 😂

[@Eta_Hoyimi]

I love the dude trying to flip his car back the other way at the last second with his fucking hand. Guy was like "Nah, i can fix this!"

[@michaelmarkrealrumahorbo1075]

11:00 To the people who made this post, Who said atheist worship satan? did you guys really think if we don't believe in Christianity we only worship satan?

[@geothefox57]

That's what I'm saying!

[@StephenDurnan]

The whole point of being an atheist is that we don't believe in stuff like that

[@geothefox57]

@@StephenDurnan YAS

[@Caseys_jeep_that_could]

I couldn't help but smile at the "when was flooring invented" post, the year before 5000 B.C. would be 5001 B.C. not 4999 B.C. 😂

[@Astarohath]

had to scroll way too long to find someone who realised that

[@6ame0ver41]

@@Astarohath same

[@olympuskatt]

finally i find someone who noticed omfg

[@druarmstrong8334]

That’s what I was thinking

[@lucastidwell282]

Finally another intelligent being lmao

[@maryleethefox8642]

When I worked at a Dollar General a lady came in looking for number stickers, she was confused why they only had the numbers for 0-9 because she need stickers up to 20. She then asked if we had stickers with backwards numbers so she can take pictures of them, there is a camera on the back of the phone. She was also looking for a hole puncher so she could attach the STICKERS to a piece of poster board, I made my coworker deal with her after that.

[@gabriellashimone6546]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BloodyMobile]

Man, I could never deal with such people, my brain would shut down from feeling insulted for having to process that...

[@maryleethefox8642]

@@BloodyMobile I was getting paid $7.25 at that job so it wasn't worth it. I'm getting $15 at my current job but still almost quit after an argument with a lady who can't read coupons.

[@BloodyMobile]

@@maryleethefox8642 I wouldn't be willing to lose braincells over stuff like that until the pay is 3 digits / hour. I value the few I have left after years of internet and society.

[@RobinMoreOrLess]

LOL I'd have suggested stapling/gluing the stickers face down to make em' backwards, then coloring them since the backsides are white. Could have sold her a stapler, glue, and markers too. The stupidity tax is real.

[@Felix-rs3eb]

14:57 everyone Goes hard on that song

[@Ramsey276one]

5:45 HOW LONG DID THAT TAKE?! Or did she just added five caps???

[@synix402]

I love the content and watched the whole video with joy but i am triggered because of 1:02:10 because he is right it is 4001 bc because it means "before Christ" so 4000 bc comes after 4001 bc.

[@Terratetradon]

10:00 exactly. They scrolled down to make it look bad

[@Minor433]

I'm pretty sure I've said it before but I'll say it again: Damien's laugh is one of the most precious things on this planet and I'll die on this hill

[@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987]

The "PEZ" killed me. - a pharmacy tech (human pill-identifier)

[@skellington8090]

40:33 Okay, this is kinda off topic, but…. Who else thinks that this picture of Cuphead and the Devil is absolutely wholesome? They’re not at each other’s throats or battling to the death…. They’re just chilling together and having a fun time playing video games!

[@mickeyBtsv]

Did Damien really say the Hubble Telescope was on earth?

[@psyenz8946]

And that's Robin but who cares really, editor didn't...

[@ViridianFlow]

Yeah it's one of those great r/facepalm facepalms. They don't happen too often but when they do it's great.

[@gabrielmartez3269]

Also For you who need the timestamps start 0:00 end 1:06:34

[@MicroMarck]

Thanks I was looking for those parts for hours

[@srjsamsam]

9:00 they're forgetting about all the ice that's on land lol

[@psyenz8946]

Ya I'm confused, I already thought Kevin Costner cleared this one up for us.

[@Fifasher2K]

And ocean is salty.

[@maxim_samy]

3:32 i bought one of those from a duty free

[@SuprSBG]

12:50 nope. Personal computer lol

[@cloudedarctrooper]

9:30 I think that kid's right wrist might be broken.

[@pangaea47old]

the true facepalm

[@ghostrider4109]

6:32 “you’re like a car crash in slow motion. It’s like I’m watching you fly through a windshield”

[@tulsipa7092]

"WOOO! Free crap let's go get some free crap!"

[@Gamemaster-64]

4:28 and this is why the 1/3 pound burger failed.

[@marble17]

22:36 pass what? Pass away? Better start to say RIP

[@scotthewitt258]

The best part of the guy flipping the white car on its side in the carport was him sticking his arm out the window, trying to stop the flip...... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ToyotaCorollaAE86Trueno]

18:38 umm that’s the same picture same place the truck on the road and it’s was an eclipse

[@DawnOfChill]

The truth is the cameras got better, slowly displaying the sun more accurately

[@luchalegend2185]

6:48 for those who want to know the story, there is a documentary on netflix called “behind the curve”. One scene includes an interview with a flat earther named bob knodel who talks about an experiment he did where someone purchased for him a ring laser gyroscope. The experiment was to disprove earth rotation and if there was rotation, the gyroscope would measure a 15 degree per hour drift. 360 degrees a day. It proved that the earth was rotating. It happened twice. There was a scene some time later where it shows bob talking to some buddies on how if that info got out, they would be in trouble. And yeah the gyroscope was $20,000

[@codyconnor8353]

3:15 Sometimes my own generation hurts me. older media. ya know? the sh*t that came before phones?!

[@sophiebaker3907]

22:18 someone who likes their steak well-done wrote that

[@ETV0_0]

26:54 I’m in pottery classes but I thought it was just “slip”

[@johnhardman28]

0:21 the fact that that is fortnight and not mary poppin makes me sad

[@clion520]

Lol had to scroll so far to see someone mention Mary Poppins

[@matthewjrw6218]

Yea

[@matthewjrw6218]

​@@clion520 not you

[@CourierCat-2]

those dumbasses gotta blame videogames somehow

[@dsgstudios468]

19:19 wtf happened to her finger

[@tresicatation2141]

38:07 BRUH, I CAUGHT A FACEPALM, IT SAYS 4999 BC BUT IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN 5001 BC, I CAUGHT A NON INTENDED FACEPALM IN THE FACEPALM.

[@alexs.5871]

does the same thing again like 1 hour in, lol. About posts that already landed on r/facepalm and got upvoted. Idk how 'negative number get smaller when closer to 0' is such a difficult concept to grasp.

[@geuxishere]

"see how i watched my tongue?" 7:56 colleagues don't call *her* they

[@Garmr2000]

1:48 aint no way. Hope she doesnt anymore.

[@killahbee2269]

“You know the Hubble telescope is on earth right? Moron.” Now this could be a satirical joke that I’m not understanding, but the Hubble telescope is not on earth, but in fact orbiting it. It’s not far enough away to take this picture (and that’s not how the earth looks from space anyways) but it’s definitely not on earth.

[@dabestgrimmreaper4]

He probably saw observatory and forgot it included space in the name... then again i too would consider orbit as on earth and would just clarify as such since in all technicality you could orbit the earth and still be on it considering an electric car could still run at the same orbit as the hubble provided you dissipated the heat from the battery and you didn't need to breathe for any reason...so provided you're in a vehicle of any sort that can run without air for a short period then you too are orbiting earth.....temporarily. Also if someone tries to say you have to be able to turn off the acceleration to be in orbit then make a vacuum freeway, drive a tesla to the middle and while it's still in motion turn off the car, you too will orbit earth while on it, or just let off the gas on a freeway...im sure you've let off the gas on a freeway in your lifetime and if you haven't then try commenting on this afterwards, btw dying and letting your foot off because you're dead counts as still letting off the gas, better get the railway stake gun. If i find someone on the news that died due to acceleration on a freeway with a railway spike through their foot im laughing at them, fair warning.

[@stellamariss3335]

Yeah since it’s still in earths orbit it’s not really in outer outer space. So it is kinda still on earth.

[@luigimario2993]

3:21 For those who didn't know why he was putting it in the cassette player.

[@gerardwayseyelash]

Thank you

[@yoface2537]

6:56 honestly the education system is so bad that some of us might actually be benefited when no longer hindered by the slow progress of others and be able to study on our own without the distraction of others

[@anomalytm05]

Yeah... the average will still go down.

[@CritterCoreX3]

53:03 Plot twist, they're suprised because the test is negative.

[@SpineBones]

15:30 it could just be polyamory, but nobody ever thinks of that huh?

[@crowofjudgement8810]

If its polyamory then how could the partner cheat, the whole point of poly is that your partner is ok with you seeing other people

[@SpineBones]

@@crowofjudgement8810 you're thinking of an open relationship Polyamery is multiple people being in a committed relationship with each other, they can add more people to said relationship, but only if everyone else in it is on board

[@Aizelav]

30:45 the braille says “hot surface do not touch” literally like bruh

[@tieman733]

12:18 That's...Brazil. State of Ceará.

[@diosuh5384]

you know that one part about the floor? yeah well 4999 BC is AFTER 5000 BC, SINCE BC IS BACKWARDS. FACE PALM INDEED

[@FoxAssassin14]

Exactly.

[@elizabethpruitt5808]

Bro 11:45 put down a beer i think 😂😂

[@mafia9298]

16:11 hollup let him cook

[@paulcoy9060]

12:08 Shouldn't those be Canadian Dollars, or Loonies, or something, oh wait...

[@theworldoflivvy3150]

God damn it, I live in Canada, and I didn't even notice... That's not our colourful monopoly money. Guess I'm too used to seeing USD in media, lol. We don't even have a $1 bill. Well, we used to. But who doesn't like the loonie?

[@covenof2]

I have learned by now that when people answer the "why not just print more money?" question with "that's not how it works" instead of explaining WHY that's not a solution, it's because they don't actually know how it works either. I also think her follow up question shows that she's genuinely trying to learn because it sounds to me like she's referring to the fact that we *do* print money. It's not a natural resource; we *do* make it. So, having not been given an explanation of why printing more doesn't work, she's genuinely trying to figure out. OP is hating on her for being 17 and not knowing, but he's presumably at least a decade older and can't fucking explain it to her.

[@RobinMoreOrLess]

Exactly

[@scotthewitt258]

Why it doesn't work is because printing more money is just diluting the supply of fiat. Money used to be based on species, like gold and silver. A $20 double eagle was WORTH $20, because it contained one ounce of gold, which was valued at $20. Fiat money has no intrinsic value, other than "we say it is worth something". Fiat is quickly not worth the "paper" it is printed on, if you keep just printing more, with nothing of value to back it up.

[@FlatOnHisFace]

I mean, you may be right. But there's also the possibility that he just can't be bothered anymore. Like, the information is out there, if someone wants to learn. Google knows. But to explain complicated things to everyone, in person and individually, is just not decent time-management. Sprinkle in the factor of how likely the lesson is to take and he prolly made the right choice. Besides, "That's not how this works," is kinda a line.

[@ceu160193]

Because it's quite long explanation, that just because you print more money, it doesn't increase amount of product available, this making economy worse, as you end up with inflation due to more money per same amount of goods.

[@ze-dude2192]

I actually took a good economics class. Short answer: printing more money would make each dollar worth less. That makes your minimum wage even worse.

[@reckermatouvc]

10:11 - 10:27 made me laugh the most I've had in the last few months.

[@americanpatriot70476]

31:40 “it’s just you” lol what? Explain how Walmart closing at 11 vs just being open greatly impacted not spreading Covid. If anything was just inconvenient

[@jonforshey6910]

45:35 that’s actually happened to me! when I worked at a pizza place we got a similar call and one of my managers asked him to grab the box with both hands and flip it over, he does this and i hear omfg im dumb srry!

[@martincuenca9544]

11:25 NFT be like:

[@notoriousxe]

you just can go wrong with an all of r/

[@notoriousxe]

gotta love it

[@breawen]

huh?

[@averageraviolienjoyer1884]

I love r/, it’s my favorite sub!!!!!

[@RQamr]

@@breawen emkay forgot to put r/facepalm in the thumbnail

[@OneOfLeftysBrothers]

You truly cant cant ya?

[@skoopdewoop]

2:17 Lexi actually explained this one on another video, a guy comes in with some pins for the bumps (if requested) and sticks them where they are supposed to go. Thank you for your random workplace knowledge, Lexi.

[@evelynbeil900]

31:30 H O W D O. U G O O G L E. S O M E T H I N G

[@Head-Comrade]

U put sizzors to a rat

[@futureandevolution8315]

14:39 A gummy bear.

[@armadrilloturk5835]

13:42 I didn't get the joke can somebody explain it to me

[@DrierLocket7477]

Jack + ingof = jacking off

[@chenterr103]

You understand it yet?

[@Head-Comrade]

You are too young

[@the_name_of_the_ship_was_a]

Say it outloud if you don't get it ask your parents

[@williammeador4674]

Remove the space