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[@thatguyintherain3168]

Every compilation Emkay posts is another hour added to my life. Dont stop! ...seriously dont. You're my key to immortality...

[@thatguyintherain3168]

@@KissMeClaude no I mean an hour is added to my life total after the video ends, technically extending it by 2 hours, besides, some of their comps are longer

[@unknown20005]

*emkay stops posting*

[@KissMeClaude]

@@thatguyintherain3168 I was just making a joke. I understood what you meant haha

[@thatguyintherain3168]

@@unknown20005 *literally dies*

[@EmKay]

another 10 hour comp in the works

[@TheDarkCatYT]

The reason they leave a 1 star for a place they've never been is because google harasses them for a review

[@Soonray09]

okay, but now HOW does Google harass them?? like, what the hell does that even mean?!

[@badatsomerhing]

it gives them constant notifications because they were near that place for a certain amount of time

[@Budgie13yt]

“Are you enjoying your experience at [insert place here] ?”

[@Delm0s]

@@Budgie13yt "your options are to review the place or to review the place"

[@NootandBoots]

​@@Delm0s"or else we will launch a black hole into your most beloved thing until you die of loneliness"

[@Kikis_silly]

6:52 OKAY WAIT I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS- I think the meaning behind "at what age can babies fly" is related to the age when they can go on a flight, and how it would affect it. Not necessarily if they can become part bird LMFAO

[@Dovah_Slayer]

I'd say not until they don't scream and cry from the affects of flying

[@nataliemorett1911]

Reject legs return to rito

[@Bellaissad]

oh. I’m stupid then. Oh. Ich bin dann dumm.

[@H3lld1v3r]

Damien: actually makes sense. Lexi: passively hilarious. Robin: he’s just there. Jack: the snack that smiles back.

[@nezukokamado1355]

Goldfish😆

[@justagrunt4748]

Goldfish.

[@ripperplaysclon152]

Robin’s there and he’s angry.

[@DerpCo333]

Hehehee

[@brockbracken318]

Robin just got roasted

[@speedmaster24official70]

1:05:03 the best part was the fact that emKay facepalmed himself by not realized those were different questions and the facepalm was the text box at the bottom.

[@codominus1017]

Fr, how did noone notice??

[@musicaccount3340]

Thank you, I knew that the exercises were unrelated, but didn't read the text

[@momcat8677]

Regarding the video on Thalidomide, the biggest issue was that doctors prescribed it specifically to pregnant women for morning sickness. When they realized that a majority of the babies were being born with horrible birth defects in the form of missing limbs, they stopped prescribing it, but there were thousands affected by then.

[@DalesDubs]

Dr. Frances Oldham Kelsey is the underappreciated hero of the FDA. She stood alone against pressure from pharmaceutical companies to approve thalidomide in the US, saving thousands of lives. There were still cases in the US (from "free samples" I believe?) but it could have been much MUCH worse. Also, the company fucking _knew_ and kept pushing it anyway.

[@therealamy]

My gma took it and had a stillborn baby. I saw the foot prints and it wasn't a foot shape just a curved pattern. 😳

[@momcat8677]

@@therealamy yikes, poor thing. 😕

[@momcat8677]

@@DalesDubs thank you, that's great to know.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Yikes modern medicine is both amazing and horrifying

[@H3110PU5HEEN]

The banana bread one though. That person got the recipe for chocolate banana bread, looked at the ingredients, got the ingredients, started making the bread, added the chocolate to the bread, baked the bread, took the bread out of the oven, served themselves the chocolate banana bread and then finally realized that they didn’t want chocolate banana bread.

[@oren1305]

These videos are really adding to my reasons why the human race is uh, kinda screwed lol.

[@foxicecube]

that is why not everyone can be a scientist

[@Airheadl0ser]

I mean, what if they thought it sounded good Then realized after they tried it that they didn't like it

[@Nylak-Otter]

My fiancée does this every so often. She worked as a baker, pastry and candy maker, and cake decorator for years while we were in uni, so even now she bakes when she's anxious, bored or can't sleep. During the process she'll realize she didn't want the baked goods, forces some down her anyway, and then I get some for breakfast and both of our coworkers get free snacks. It's not a fiscally sound response to stress, but I get something to bring my blood sugar back to a level resembling something not catatonic in the morning and all of our coworkers love us, and she comes back to bed sleepy and smelling like sweets, fruit (mango, lemon and blueberry are her faves) and sugar.

[@andistansbury4366]

I can't wait for the Rapture.

[@BloodThirstyAvengers]

"Not all heroes wear super suits." Yeah, Frozone can't even find his.

[@Smartpeoplearehot]

HONEY? WHAT? WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT? WHAAAT?

[@BloodThirstyAvengers]

WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?

[@ninjagirl-ri1pc]

I UHHHH PUT IT AWAY

[@BloodThirstyAvengers]

WHERE?!

[@ninjagirl-ri1pc]

@@BloodThirstyAvengers WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?

[@lionellines6351]

I love how Damien completely missed that the school worksheet was telling kids that the hour hand is supposed to be _longer_ than the minute hand.

[@decayingscavenger]

Looking in the comments for this one.

[@defaultkoala2922]

Also not realizing that the worksheet is asking the student to write down the time to tell if they can read both digital and analog clocks. The answers are either on the back or with the teacher not posted next to the question.

[@timohara7717]

Like peni

[@GrandSleuth]

That and “Mammals are human”

[@ladyj.9350]

I also completely overlooked that 😅

[@thepumpkin3203]

“I have koalas at my house because I work for the Amazon” koalas? In Brazil? I think Damien missed the actual facepalm

[@vinsonblaryo7439]

I though only i noticed it lol

[@Argondo]

when i saw this i was like wait a minute! koalas only live in Austria!

[@JustMeAri]

Exactly. Unfortunately we don't have koalas in Brazil, hahahahahaha. The guy is lying 😂

[@cheatcode436]

@@Argondo Wrong country, mate.

[@christophergordon6250]

For real. Koalas are from Australia. I'm surprised he didn't say anything about that. So technically, that woman wasn't the one who should have been facepalmed in that one.

[@altoclef4652]

You genuinely have to admire the confidence Damien has when pronouncing words. No hesitation, he just goes for it. At least, most of the time.

[@HBBabe94]

The "not an automated message" thing @ 06:05 is funny to me. My office sends out an automated appointment reminder text to patients and they can reply "yes" to automatically confirm. But if they reply "no" we have to go in and manually cancel their appointment and ask if they would like to reschedule. So the first text is automated but then any response you send and any subsequent texts are from a real person.

[@timohara7717]

Poor guy

[@timohara7717]

Omg no wonder he needs special Ed 😭🤣

[@aurastrike]

peepee poopoo

[@jaxsonbateman]

Bless Damien's simple heart. "It's crazy to think that people were born in 1895". So pure.

[@AmbroseArietes]

“Mammals are humans, chief.” - Damien

[@TheKingLux]

Well, the right idea was there

[@FruityCatRing]

I legit commented on that 💀

[@kerbaltubehd5737]

He’s a little confused, but he got the spirit

[@polski_dezerter]

the facepalm ception

[@talentlessidiot8384]

Yeah, didn't you know that dolphins and birds are humans

[@10meisterballe]

„Mammals are Humans“ was that on purpose because of the „England is in London“ or a mistake 😂

[@Cerberus5542]

You know watching this just makes me lose faith in humanity… but that’s why I love!

[@V.C.5036]

I might be wrong but I think the “from what age can babies fly” thing was because Markiplier came up with it as a google feud answer

[@rapidcougar3785]

Or airplains

[@laiir2958]

@@rapidcougar3785 yes... airplains...........

[@connermckay4012]

@@laiir2958 Yes, children flying on airplanes.

[@andistansbury4366]

@@rapidcougar3785 my favourite foods: babies and airplanes

[@jennerdavis4097]

Babies can fly from the day they're born! They only weigh like 9lbs so you can throw' em hella far.

[@michaelbutterfield1260]

The thing with AT&T is pretty common it seems. As one that has Wi-Fi provided by AT&T I can confirm their customer “support” is only helpful if you contact them with an issue other than trying to cancel your contract with them.

[@NoahGooder]

they lost me as a customer because they put me through the ringer when I got a google pixel.

[@Estfireemblem]

Can you explain the fishing one

[@sansthemedic8581]

Context on the "secret nuclear bunker" thing for anyone curious: it's a decommissioned one used as a museum piece, it being secret is a marketing thing more than anything else. I've been there, it's neat!

[@DetLeveneBlandselvSlik]

57:38 Me:“ mom, dad… Im danish” Parents: “We support you

[@troodon1096]

I'm not Danish myself but I fully support people's rights to openly identify as Danish.

[@Gold69420]

6:48 Planes... What age can they fly on planes 😭

[@Tema2kyboi]

I still can't forget "Medium Rare Chicken"

[@kronosunleashed3845]

7:45 goddam, a facepalm from both angles. There isn’t any koalas in the Amazon Rainforest, they’re a species native to Australia…

[@sajejekyllhyde4647]

Anybody involved in the process of imprisoning innocent people should all all be imprisoned for false imprisonment. 🤷‍♀️

[@GooberBugOFF]

13:51 I went out to an abandoned grave yard once, in the middle of nowhere in a forest. I found a grave from 1820 something (date of death.) I can't well remember the name on it, all I know is that it was a prominent Male name. I do remember the age of the boy who died. He was 19 years old. I don't firmly believe in ghosts, but I sat there for a few hours talking out loud. Hoping that if spirits do exist than my voice brought some comfort to the boy who died so young.

[@TheRealBelovianna]

I do that sometimes, too. Walking to a graveyard and just talking about what's on my mind, how my day was, updates on the rest of the world... I don't believe in ghosts either, but if I were dead yet could hear, I'd want someone to acknowledge me. 🩵

[@The_D_Max]

ANOTHER COMPILATION OF MY FAVORITE SUBREDDIT WOOOOOOOOO

[@ryangonzalez5637]

4:54 dead meat got free advertising

[@JoeTheGreat]

6:30 Anybody ever found a printer that isn't just an expensive paperweight?

[@leolen8029]

My Ecotank works pretty well

[@rigelestbit]

Pregnancy is like a microwave. If you have one or two hot pockets in a microwave at the same time it's the same 2-3 minutes. If you place one hot pocket and THEN the other, each hot pocket will stay in there for 2-3 minutes.

[@TortureBot]

You obviously have never experienced the load capacity problem microwaves are known for. The more food you are trying to heat up, the longer it generally takes. That's why, for example, most Hot Pockets actually add a minute or more for that second Hot Pocket. I do think women's bellies should have a disclaimer printed on them like Hot Pocket boxes that say "For Best Results, Cook One At A Time."

[@Dovah_Slayer]

@TortureBot literally for 2 hot pockets you put it on 4 minutes you double the time

[@feuerling]

​@@TortureBot multiplets tend to end up smaller than singlets, so it still fits

[@Christina__V]

There are no Koalas in the amazon rainforest 💀💀

[@augustomoreira7441]

22:18 "everyone is attracted to the same sex, right?" _-chase wood, definitly gay_

[@brentsnocomgaming7813]

9:25 Honestly I can't blame the man B/C being gay is very illegal in Russia. Poor mans filed the lawsuit as a last ditch effort to avoid major jail time and now he's getting called an idiot online.

[@boredsandwich_2]

Wait why is it illegal??? That feels kinda wrong

[@brentsnocomgaming7813]

@@boredsandwich_2 Being gay is illegal in a lot of countries. For example Uganda recently enacted the death penalty for being gay.

[@boredsandwich_2]

@@brentsnocomgaming7813 why tho?????

[@lydiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

@@boredsandwich_2Homophobia.

[@robyn_meif]

As a fan of D&D&D, and through that a fan of James, it makes me so happy to hear one of my favorite voice-over artists (Damien) talk about Dead Meat.

[@jaredramirez1593]

50:15 "riddle me this Batman"

[@ATR7282]

26:00 "How does she function" Well it's definitely not f(x)

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

4:49 the title makes it even better

[@sabrinaanderson9433]

7:59 my brain hurts, that’s two different places

[@thormalakowsky]

I was hoping to find a comment about this

[@mazingdaddid]

Damien talking about people not being allowed to make important decisions reminds me of Steve Hoffstetter. "Why does your vote count the same as mine!?!?!"

[@veronika9391]

1:05:00 The clocks and times don't match up bc they're separate problems. The issue with this image is that the bottom part says that the hour hands should be longer than the minute hands even tho they are actually shorter lol

[@ThePuff18]

8:55 I love the consideration in Damien’s voice

[@TheMadRatKing]

52:40 Wait a minute. THAT’S THE GUY THAT’S THE GUY FROM THAT ONE VIDEO WHO PASSED BY THE GUY EATING A PIZZA, HE WAS PULLING A BAG ALONG WITH HIM AND THE GUY IN THE VID HAD TO STOP AND AUDIBLY WONDER HOW HE WAS PULLING IT. *THAT’S THE SAME GUY HOLY-*

[@bananatheo3796]

I decided to do the math for this one (35:48) just to see how much you would be saving if you chose Option A. if you take 1,000,000 and divide it by 50 you get 20,000 which means that if you spent 50 dollars from your 1,000,000 dollars every month it would last for 20,000 months or 1,666 and a bit years. Obviously this isn't perfect but it's more than enough to see you would be saving so much more money if you went with Option A. TLDR: After doing the math I found that option A here (35:48) is over 10x better.

[@genericface]

I came here to say this. Only I worded it as "At $50 per month, to earn a million, you'd have to live 1,666 years and then some." Also, with a million now, I can turn around and put that money to work and likely come out with a lot more than $50 a month. As opposed to only getting $50 at a time, and having to spend it on survival.

[@jeffisking7236]

Yeah, to make it equal you would need to make option b to be around 1054.86 a mouth if you live for 79 (us average life span) and you make1,000,007.28 if you start when you were born.

[@Torthak]

FYI the photo at 58:34 is called a Firefighter's door. It's designed to give firefighters rapid access to the 2nd/3rd floor of a building from outside. Mostly seen built into hospitals.

[@PrototypeMarl]

Watching these reddit videos really help me stay calm and not throw stuff at my REALLY annoying cousin

[@bluesparkoficial]

3:02 unintentional pixar easter egg lol

[@Master_Conner]

Day 11 of asking you guys for r/comedynecrophilia

[@crit5034]

We need this

[@alex2drip4you]

Day one of helping asking you guys for r/comedynecrophilia

[@Starbean89]

The…what?!?

[@waterdolphin0794]

That would get demonitized so quick 😅

[@gamingchickenstudios]

We need that...

[@moshi9948]

Why is Damien’s laugh so damn contagious

[@the_creatr2469]

4:44 honestly I love dead meat,James and Chelsea

[@Lexthefazworker]

3:38 wait, that's a recipe. They literally put in the chocolate themselves then got made it had chocolate?!

[@ElijahD3078]

damien: "who says 'yo, that's bad!' when they mean good" me and my british friend both knowing bad means good in british slang: "uhh... Brits mate, Brits."

[@official-obama]

that’s wicked sick, yo!

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Brits will always confuse me your slang is creative that's for sure

[@ThePuff18]

9:08 “Maybe I’m just stupid” *everyone felt that*

[@舔球者]

Hearing that Damien is a dead meat fan warms my heart

[@rigelestbit]

Wait. There are no koalas in the Amazon rainforest.

[@troodon1096]

That we KNOW of...

[@unknownusrname]

9:06 "mammals are humans..." -Damien 2022

[@Soulessnight4]

Not 2022, this a recap lol

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodFreak]

The entire video and mystery goo noodles is still my favorite line.

[@TheBattleRabbit860]

13:57 That dude in the top right lived through the American Civil War, World War I, and World War II. Also, in Ivanka Trump's defense, English isn't her first language, she's Ukranian. I'm willing to cut her a _little_ bit of slack and give her the benefit of the doubt.

[@patski4]

06:00 peepee poopoo - I’m using that!

[@bluesteno64]

Me too….

[@tsemiu]

I forget how much I love Damian. I love all our current narrators too though

[@SmoothLikeSandpaper]

I had a friend turn to me in Life Science class (7th grade, he’s 12 I’m 13) and ask me “Are dogs mammals?” So I, without looking up from my paper go “yeah” and he legitimately responds with “but I thought all mammals had lungs?” And I can’t even lie that was hilarious. I laughed so hard that I literally almost passed out and after about two minutes of calming I went “Yeah, they do.” And he just goes “Ooooooooooooh” and goes back to finishing his paper Lmfao I love my classmates

[@earthandstar3392]

Australien is a german word for Australia so there is nothing wrong with that image But if that photo was taken in a non-german speaking country then it’s weird

[@napoleonbonappart9516]

And australien is also French for australian

[@THTB_lol]

isnt it the flag of new zealand

[@earthandstar3392]

@@THTB_lol whoops

[@harshnemesis]

What did you expect from this uber liberal? He isn't actually educated.

[@notniko6914]

That's the flag of fucking new zealand

[@S1D_13]

"Is the moon a planet?" "No" 💀💀💀

[@MrZig-Zag]

Ah our lord has granted us with another video!

[@innocentlyrollingegg4651]

the 7:50 one makes no sense lol. where in the amazon do you find koalas??

[@emmymares7860]

loved 1:05:11 when they didn't see that 5 doesn't go with the clock next to it that is a separate problem on whatever homework is being shown

[@aropoppy]

whenever you are in need of a deja vu boost, you always go to the compilations

[@ImAlwaysNext]

I always wait for Damien to make videos! they seem to hit different! more Damien!

[@Gweem13]

1:40 I really want to know what R rated movie this lady took her kids to. My guess is "Joker," but I'd love to know 💀 EDIT: looked into it, and yeah, it's the joker movie. What baffles me is that by that time, the dark knight and batman: arkham asylum/city/knight game trilogy had been out for a hot minute. They all set clear examples of when batman is NOT strictly a children's franchise. The foolery 💀💀💀💀

[@mousestar369]

Thank you, I was so confused because I looked up Batman movies that came out in 2019 and (because Batman isn't in it) Joker didn't pop up so I was like "what the fuck did this lady go see??"

[@destinypurpley]

4:12 is my favorite part

[@Steven12345]

We’ll miss damien

[@CyberCoding]

Did something happen?

[@Willgrahams_juicyASS]

@@CyberCoding he left Emkay. He sometimes comes back, but it's rare. It's okay though, he has his own channel now!

[@THE_SpecificSpaceGuy]

What's his channel name

[@flying_Night_slasher]

@@THE_SpecificSpaceGuy his own name: Damien Lee

[@THE_SpecificSpaceGuy]

@@flying_Night_slasher thanks

[@chenterr103]

1:04:52 little does he know, those are different problems

[@ytbvdshrtnr]

Yeah the issue with the picture is saying that the hour hand is longer than the minute hand.

[@Bendigo1]

19:41 It works because the day they turn 18 they are legally adults. So for example, if they took the pics the day before they turned 18, the next day the "adult" would have photos of minors on their phone. It sounds like it does not make sense (because it really does not make sense) but legally it makes sense.

[@michaelkowal3230]

54:53 I like to think that the person who made that star wars poster accidentally mixed up Anakin and Luke somehow

[@lindsay8320]

Where's Damien been? I love his speech patterns or whatever u call it, talk lingo, language law....Damien makes anything funny

[@littleandresinthings]

He left emkay

[@jetscorner]

He has his own channel now, he left emkay unfortunately

[@ListersHatsune]

I'm surprised how many times I've heard about a deaf person being asked if they can read

[@Kakitamitsul5r]

Rule #1 Don't mess with the people who handle/prepare your food.

[@Cloverfield77]

Ryan: "Who uses a Bluetooth anymore?!" Me: "Uh... Me? What kind of f*cking question is that?"

[@-W0lf-]

I made it to 42:42 and i realized this was 1 hour long- i usually check how long they are but i forgot T.T

[@nefwaenre]

Damien's trump voice will always scare me. He's so good at it that for a moment i thought the orange dude was reading out his tweet!! 😳

[@midnightmatter2028]

8:35 Fun fact, that second part is actually true: some people from London are from Canada.

[@nickw-ut6tu]

4:54 what makes it funnier is the name of the video that showed up “r/therewasanattempt | we tried our best” like it was intentional 😂

[@samanthafusco224]

I love how out of all the videos they misplaced in dead meat, they picked a r/therewasanattempt video🤣

[@soulshard4713]

As someone who works at Kroger those texts are sent by Kroger employees who would be looking at the damn shelf😂😂😂

[@Nate_Thompson]

gotta love Damien going at the Sceptre when im also watching this video on the exact same monitor lol

[@kameliathefoodmonster8063]

emkay is literally my comfort channel, live laugh love emkay

[@lilypyrope4620]

1:50 did she take her kids to see Suicide Squad? I feel like she did and that would be giving her at least some reason to assume it was Batman-adjacent

[@DrierLocket7477]

Joker, I think But she did get what she deserved for bringing kids to a r rated movie

[@lilypyrope4620]

@@DrierLocket7477 yeah, that would do it too (Sick Reference!)

[@popcornpop_1424]

When you went on the noodle rant, I thought you were still reading trumps tweet XD

[@jmacpepano1946]

4:37 at least make it to "How many hours is 24hrs"

[@pencilcase8068]

29:00 he's a little confused but he's got the spirit

[@malikavandenbeld6129]

1:00:03 she's not an idiot, she learned from it and actually adapts.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

She's still an idiot anyone who is smart will not question the PROFESSIONALS

[@Gold69420]

2:00 is this referring to the joker?

[@deethwarrior]

No? Maybe?

[@TulpechaidoplaysMC]

Yeah it's from 2019 it's the only movie it could be referring to

[@shwahgamer]

Yeah it is. The review also implies that no one at the theater told her "Hey this movie is rated R so you shouldn't show it to your kids." I know she wouldn't have listened to it, but the head's up would have been a good idea.

[@TokiRoMorbii]

47:22 That Quote hit me so hard It fucked up my drawing.

[@ThePerfectSonic]

for the woman praying to the LoL character, it is entirely in-character for that person to have a larger-than-life statue of himself on display

[@bennyren980]

26:04 What the doctor meant was "are you sexually active?" It's confusing if you don't understand the language, but it's a way doctors will professionally ask if someone is sexually active. I'm not a woman so I'm not sure what you need to do to see a gynecologist, especially in China (I live in US), but I do believe that was genuinely just a language barrier there.

[@oren1305]

Depends, but most women see a gynecologist for a PAP test, (testing for diseases including cancer), or for birth control, etc. And yeah that's the common language from most doctors to avoid being rude, but this doctor straight up said, "you're unmarried, you don't need a test", which is false! All women and girls, sexually active or not, need a PAP test from 18+, as it's not just about sex, but also cancer prevention.

[@flache1086]

30:11 Even piercings in theory he had some piercings on his hands xD

[@w0ewe135]

true lol

[@transqueen]

I had a college professor whose father was born in the 1800s. His father had him when he was in his 60s, and he himself is also in his 60s.

[@wiggard]

That's insane.

[@alecboi777]

7:00 IT SAYS VIVE ON THE SIDE OF THE HEADSET ITS NOT EVEN THE PRODUCT INSIDE THE BOX

[@Doranos89]

oh my freaking god. Someone else realized this. I been scrolling in the comment for so long to find someone else who saw that lol.

[@baconjester7077]

4:28 he played fall guys

[@milkman4407]

8:07 the problem is the 2 at the end this isn't a joke thats actually the problem

[@imacgra1]

That will turn your phone into a fire that cannot be put out at all 8:22

[@TheRealBelovianna]

Because of the lithium battery, right?

[@gabrielmilanesi6341]

Fun thing, that guy didn’t work in the Amazon Forest. There are no koalas there……. 😂