THE BEST OF r/CURSEDCOMMENTS

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Damien ► / damienlee
Zach ► / zachxfuller
Robin ► / xycronva
also Robin ► / @xycron
Damien | what did you last eat?: 0:00
Robin | yes.: 12:29
Damien | STICK A STRAW IN IT: 28:46
Zach | NO NO NO NO NO: 39:21
Robin | he will clarinet you 🙂: 51:36

[@theperiidot]

Hearing Damien cackling like a hyena is medicine for anything

[@theperiidot]

Are you hecking kidding me my only two comments are spam bots

[@enigma6354]

Yikes... Bots...

[@souleater6221]

Lol

[@GritFort]

@@theperiidot Sad reality of KZbin

[@keineahnung4331]

Damian Wheezing like a fucking teacan makes MY day

[@redacted2896]

1:40 Damien read that whole thing in the most perfect voice😂

[@NoOne-qi4tb]

Aa- haha! Yaaay!- damien, 2020 or 2021

[@Just_A_Cool_Pinata]

Yesss

[@sowell2928]

Is next one.( I don't know how to time stamp) I only imagined it being worse if it was a girl

[@Smug_scan]

It’s like a tennis ball against the wall. It helps me forget about my cancer

[@GatchaDark]

You get to choose a super power but the first person who comments gets to choose a side effect

[@XsaviorPrince]

5:37:I love how Damian just couldn't stop laughing bc of how dark that joke was

[@BunnyTheOG]

"It's the final countdown do do do dooo"

[@dragonmac2692]

Husband tells wife to close her eyes for 10 sec afterwards pooping all over her face, body, and arms

[@TuckerCreech]

​@BunnyTheOG 23:10 I would rather die than live without limbs.

[@tjcarnley4542]

We

[@sarilarahim6396]

​@@TuckerCreechq qq

[@Dazaisleftpinkytoee]

9:28 The fact that the date says 9/11 too💀

[@tonidufrene5845]

✈ 🏢 🏢 Oops

[@Turbo338-1]

@@tonidufrene5845 💀

[@SuperMarioGladtobeafan4]

@@tonidufrene5845 this is more like it: 🏢 🏢 🛫 🏢 🛫🏢 🏢 🏢

[@mattie4046]

the “we have to wait a few years to see this form” hits hard now doesnt it, rip queen

[@thegentelman26]

I was about to say the same thing🤣🤣🤣

[@TheVindictiveVendetta]

Damn, said it 6 days before me.

[@TheVindictiveVendetta]

Also good to know people still watch the old vids lol

[@astelius]

*I actually gasped and clapped my hand to my mouth when I heard that BECAUSE I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT*

[@lwaysDrawing]

I was about to comment that lol

[@_WiII.]

Damiens laugh makes anything 10x funnier

[@chaoticgood1977]

Gay💀

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

Oh 👆

[@Greyishly]

@@chaoticgood1977 wdym

[@chaoticgood1977]

@a person on the internet no that a great thing I have a bf myself 🤙

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

He's the only narrator i like tbh

[@KaiLovesMonster]

6:16 well that aged well

[@Adrein.]

My thoughts exactly

[@Nyxluulxyn]

Ikr

[@soy4600]

Yep

[@skakuneu]

bro that was so on point...

[@BungouStrayChicken]

it really did...

[@Ballin_and_I_cant_get_up]

WE FINALLY HAVE THE GHOST TYPE QUEEN LES GOOOO

[@Qi2X2E]

your name makes sense so we can’t be angry at you

[@strawberriesstar]

Lmao

[@Localfatass]

@@strawberriesstar what are you inside

[@Cpt.Wakeus]

Goated

[@Morning_Dewdrop]

@@Localfatassur mom

[@mauzawa]

Hearing Damien laugh his ass off at his own jokes can make even the shittiest days a little better

[@IncorrectBunny]

Nice username

[@mauzawa]

@@IncorrectBunny what? why?

[@IncorrectBunny]

@@mauzawa Dorry i think i was thinking about an anime and that took over, sorry. The cat is cute though

[@mauzawa]

@@IncorrectBunny no need to apologize. now, I'm curious which character you were thinking about. Was it Aizawa by any chance?

[@cleoisdancin4583]

Life Is like a car when it breaks there Is a chance to repair it

[@Mustard__Ketchup]

idk why but Damien's laugh just makes me feel so much better, it's like anti-depressants but for free

[@pentaboss1351]

Same, had a bad day and he made it better

[@microwave856]

Not free since you have to buy phone/computer/other

[@prayinq]

hell yeah

[@brian93724]

Internet and Electricity bill: *Am i a joke to you?*

[@landons7407]

@@microwave856 l L ¿ p You kno

[@jellymartin1811]

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN STARTED PLAYING ON THE RADIO WHILE I SAW THIS LOL 5:27

[@onek1612]

Little did they know the ghost form of the queen finally came

[@MeatwadSmoking]

honestly i didn’t expect such a thing in my lifetime. i thought they’d turn her into a cyborg or something.

[@smeebledeartist3576]

6:17 she finally unlocked ghost form

[@keribere244]

I just realized it’s already been a month, wtf

[@HenryEmily3551]

@@StuNRoar that's the same thing... 😀

[@SheckoVex]

This is a certified cursed comment

[@ark_q]

The queen elizabeth one at 6:11 sure aged well ✋

[@ihaveasquarebrain]

oh god

[@m.e.m.e.s3584]

Oh my my

[@imbored457]

I literally just got to that and checked the comment to see if anyone noticed lol

[@jetscorner]

I MEAN HEY NOW WE GOT GHOST

[@smug2525]

@@jetscorner WE JUST NEED TO FIND HER

[@wbat5816]

7:58 the way he gasped 😂

[@cryptix4]

Damien’s laugh cured my depression

[@wolfknight1768]

Damien's laughter is extremely contagious

[@andreyrumming6842]

@Yoshikage Kira better get that toast then. If it burns too badly, I reckon he'd be so mad he'd practically have a stroke over it

[@reformedzoomer]

Read this as Damien’s daughter initially.

[@ghostsotherhalf]

@@andreyrumming6842 o h

[@NeneARZ]

We’ll be the judge of that!

[@NeneARZ]

Okay yeah it really is

[@BubbleGum-gv2re]

Damien's laugh is just so great I bet if he started cracking up in public everyone around him would stop what they're doing just to laugh along. It's infectious.

[@yumyumcookies4556]

Please no, we don’t need another pandemic.

[@BubbleGum-gv2re]

@@yumyumcookies4556 But would it be a bad one?

[@BubbleGum-gv2re]

damien, the next pandemic is in your hands

[@elfias7524]

@@BubbleGum-gv2re "The Damieno virus"

[@Mr.presidentObama]

Covid 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@chadsters6560]

Bro literally sounded like plankton 💀💀💀 2:46

[@Aidan_RF_real]

FR THO 😳🗿💀

[@wbat5816]

Wanna Play Risk!? **Plankton laughs evilly**

[@SuperMarioGladtobeafan4]

A few seconds before that, there was the perfect transition!

[@bu4349]

7:16 He doin Jessie dirty 💀 WAIT A MINUTE HE'S NOT SAYING THAT TO JESSIE

[@Yubfan69420]

Every Darryl main has a duck fetish I know because I am one of them

[@DEMSH00T3R]

31:28 Damien’s reaction to this is so raw and I love it

[@SorryForTheComment333]

raw just like ur mom

[@monky4640]

@@SorryForTheComment333 no i cooked their mother

[@Easter41]

@@monky4640 I also cooked their dad.

[@fritzneuer4347]

@@Easter41 medium-rare?

[@ballsacksniffer420]

30:47 so chevy because the chevy express, ford because of the E sieries, or volkswagen because of the T sieries (the vw hippie van is actually called a vw t1) and multiple more. my mans gotta specify his brands.

[@LunarEclipsze]

That pokemon type Queen Elizabeth joke didnt age well..

[@ikhomega9102]

It aged perfectly

[@novawaffleastoria7548]

I legit looked for the comment as soon as I saw that in the vid

[@Callsign_Toast]

Lmao

[@melloout508]

@@novawaffleastoria7548 same

[@Dogeforlife0]

Just like her

[@wbat5816]

4:54 the way Damian reacts😂

[@SqaureRat898]

38:18 dress up as a creeper and bomb the house. Eh, Ehhhhhh?

[@ThinkingCrimson]

Have a horrible day.

[@WalkerO-dp8jq]

I hope Damien doesn't have someone nearby to hear him shout "how far can ya squirt?"

[@yumyumcookies4556]

Maybe the person was waiting for an excuse to show him

[@CrowOfRoses]

@@yumyumcookies4556 r/cursedcomments

[@helloimnotjperm912]

@@CrowOfRoses r/mobilepc

[@rafarafarafar]

@@helloimnotjperm912 r/pcmobile

[@ordinaryperson566]

@@rafarafarafar r/pmobilec

[@thaildomide9368]

5:38 You know it's good when you can't even say it without laughing

[@nota-coder]

True

[@niko_is_a_g]

32:23 Me: *farewell*

[@thelivingglitch1371]

6:17 I don’t know if this aged well or poorly.

[@jyng.i]

😂

[@Shortking69-v4m]

This is the most complete, inspiring, entertaining, interesting, funniest, goofiest, cute, comedy I have ever seen!

[@ellenz_ah]

This is what I've been wanting for forever. 1 hour of unspeakable wholesome people in this christian subreddit

[@ellenz_ah]

@@crizz3716 If you're gonna spam, you should have left a like anyway. Kinda selfish

[@euclodies1719]

Sauce pf

[@ayshinobi6990]

Wholesome....yeah...

[@howareya_matey]

CHRISTIAN?

[@geeknat8981]

@@euclodies1719 Eromanga-Sensei. The character is Sagiri. Now i gotta run before the FBI gets me

[@SavouryGalette]

Me: *Laughing at how funny everything is* Half of the people in these comments: Damien's laugh is so contagious, omg

[@hugs3385]

Ok

[@timoaag]

@@hugs3385 lmao yes

[@drzeeshan1000]

Actually it’s every single person ever

[@SavouryGalette]

@@drzeeshan1000 Not me lol

[@pjo4evaaa]

istg

[@Aleena-wj9fv]

I love emkay dude, especially the way they all laughed 😂

[@ShxdowsMusics]

i somehow sat through a whole hour of cursed comments nonstop, this channel cracks me up the most

[@Emptylord]

Oh god I just read "It's the final countdown do do do doo" to the tune of Baby Shark. Bury me now.

[@ddgaxelnilsson7855]

Kill me too, please.

[@Shade45-]

These are some sad buncha people Too bad I only bury those who are into VTubers

[@NamelessTheHater]

Tubers*

[@maybelater2089]

Kill me

[@JV_BMX]

KILL ME NOW

[@rendingoni4369]

I just love the fact that Damien can make himself laugh with his own jokes

[@raideneli9743]

Jesus Christ, I forgot how much of a good narrator Damien was.

[@sawabeditss]

this is my first dayof seeing your channel im subscribing right now

[@lucid4666]

I swear, Damien's laugh is contagious.

[@YungMedstah]

Stolen comment but you switched the words around

[@fordmanau]

Copied L

[@lilyjohnston3417]

@Lucid it robin not Damien

[@central_fire154]

It IS THOUGH

[@Kanine80yt]

@@lilyjohnston3417 doesn’t It change narrators at different point?

[@Sviwawa]

5:38 "I-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!" "It's the fi-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!" "It's the fin-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" *_gives up_* "DO DO DOO DOOO! BADABAPBABA!"

[@bugboi9044]

"Nice 😀"

[@CapCat92]

@@bugboi9044 :***********)

[@photonrealm_roblox]

I shouldn’t be laughing at that shit lmfaooo

[@Wolf_Tycoons]

That Queen of England meme did not age well 💀

[@Ussonan-Foderation2016]

7:50 does that one dislike disagree?

[@xacoribriggs1370]

6:10 the queen has died we now get the ghost type!

[@ArjunRaviFunniestManOnEarth]

6:20 aged so goddamn well

[@SqaureRat898]

24:45 this gives the phrase “do you like to Waltz with potatoes” a whole new meaning

[@chemicalvamp]

40:40 Gboard Emoji kitchen sneeze and barf together. Perfect depiction of this story happening to Shrek. 🤣

[@artc_2724]

“Why did a bunch of children show up in heaven together?” “Anakin” Bro, I died😂😂

[@cleoisdancin4583]

No you didn't your alive to make this comment but if you did die then what's on the other side does god truly judge us rightusly or will he pick his nails more

[@yumyumcookies4556]

So did they

[@sirwaylonthe1st239]

@@cleoisdancin4583 Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fricking died.

[@microwave856]

@@yumyumcookies4556 you’re not wrong

[@theairisamagician830]

you were a young king?

[@MisaKeiJune]

The baby with no limbs was born to be in the VeggiTales live action movies.

[@calebleach7988]

take my like and get the hell out of here

[@reborn9641]

@@calebleach7988 hahahahahaha

[@TemporalWarrior]

Orrrr that one lamp that murders a letter

[@wbat5816]

18:14 Perfect reaction to that 😂

[@TheIrishAlchemistIsAnIdiot]

I love these vids!

[@Saltwater_Gaming]

28:04 the scream was too genuine 🤣🤣🤣

[@Falkriim]

1:48 broke me, I think the laugh was infectious

[@genesectloverefandmrglyre9498]

6:16 this aged well

[@_Nohan_]

True

[@charliebloom5076]

I legit laughed sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much watching this i legit peed my pants

[@Icantdothisanymoreplskillme]

I love how all the top comments are just talking about how happy damien's laugh makes them. But I agree.

[@bored8157]

I agree

[@Laurasophiesmith]

Same

[@nefwaenre]

Damien and Robin just know how to make you laugh and forget about your painful existence. They just know.

[@elisabethsun7059]

Lol

[@Laurasophiesmith]

Yeah

[@kazzag7211]

I had to pause to drink this made me laugh too hard

[@ptrdblmeter]

6:17 Ghost form acquired.

[@colleenengel99]

His corny little laugh, it never gets old.

[@C-Midori]

5:37 probably Damien’s hardest laugh

[@catwithfish9314]

you better see his ATBGE video with a picture of Miss Piggy too

[@SoulcatcherLucario]

oh hi again

[@C-Midori]

@@SoulcatcherLucario lmao

[@wbat5816]

Figahahaha

[@ThinkingCrimson]

You're right!

[@wbat5816]

12:23 THE WAY HE SAYS THAT MATCHES PUUUURRRRFFFECTLLLYYYY😹😹

[@martinakubecova3570]

31:05 I LOVE the idea of putting a rickroll into a bottle, that would be funny, thanks!

[@orthusgames9888]

God I miss Damien. His dark sense of humor is amazing.

[@aarshlal5385]

what happened to him?

[@pocodyess6050]

@@aarshlal5385 last time I checked, he has his own channel now

[@soupy55]

Yeah he was one of my favs:(

[@thedoomtestament4547]

Damien was the only reason why I watched emkay

[@johnmckeever8654]

No he's back

[@kingoftheuniverse3374]

The sheer infrequency of the laugh intensity I have experienced outside of this video is astronomical. You sir, earned yourself a fucking subscriber.

[@hughsgarbagetrucks]

69 likes

[@bendrowned4673]

I am the gender troll. I am out for all genders. Spread my word and I shall spare you. Copy and paste: The gender troll has awoken, and is after our gender. Spread the word to be spared. OR Copy and paste: Gender troll is out for our gender. Spread the word to be saved.

[@quesadibro1245]

the slight wheeze in the background while damien laughs is hilarious

[@CelesteOfFlame]

10:21 if your happy and you know it clap your hands ...

[@tylerharris2689]

Thank you for being a channel that doesn’t use text to speech, eventually I want to start my own Reddit and beyond story time channel. I’ve noticed a huge lack of people who are confident in just using their own voice.

[@lyaway]

do it

[@MeatwadSmoking]

ikr? if i hear text to speech voice it’s usually enough to make me click off. i want my narrator to have a soul, so there’s actual context in the telling. rather than just listening to an annoying robot who can’t make a sentence flow properly.

[@startstopper1322]

Sometimes, his Laugh Is funnier than the actual joke

[@truskawkapoziomka6325]

i love the fact that i found this vid thru a robin narrated emkay videos playlist

[@mazzux_the_robot]

I just watched it and you earned a sub

[@localmenace3043]

Damien’s laugh seriously makes my day better. It’s infectious.

[@stevenjames-ou3gp]

So is covid

[@madokasnumber1fanlol]

​@@stevenjames-ou3gpLMAOOOO 😭💀💀

[@mixtesting7533]

"he is dead just throw him of" You see some random dead body falling

[@TemporalWarrior]

Lunch timeee!

[@3PS1L0N_]

Damien your laugh gets me rolling everytime.

[@floppadabest]

i saw the "how far can you squirt" thing when this came out, and i will randomly think about it from time to time

[@borkchildren4725]

When I hear Damien laugh, I hear two people laughing at the same time. One that wheezes, and one that laughs like a *normal* person.

[@keriwatson4198]

This man made my day for 300 years his laugh is like the cure for depression

[@jooblegambagle]

YOU SIR... Have won the internet for today..!

[@jonathancain8142]

" 9:52 -How do you wanna die? -not alone. Which is why I study to be a pilot" That joke is fuckin priceless

[@mr.switchblade604]

32:24 Person: "I hope you get better" Me: "I hope so too' damn that hits the self-confidence hard

[@X-SPONGED]

31:10 Chicken : "Eat our fish or go to hell" Colonel Cornelius Cornwall : _"not bad, kid"_

[@CREEPER_CRAFT_YT]

When this meme came up at 7:02 on my TV at the exact same time the new Spiderman movie trailer came on

[@Goliushi]

0:27 WHY DID YOU EAT THAT? Meanwhile the dog: excuse me what the heck are you doing

[@MrCatstache151]

Damien’s laugh is so great, i especially love “Hey son we’re in the game closet wanna play RISK?!” *cackling ensues*

[@robster1939]

Is it just me or do his reactions/comments to everything make it way funnier?

[@Randal_Ivory_X3]

Y'all idk why but I love Damien's laugh

[@TheStuffedIguana]

39:40 - as someone who works in a medical lab, we get samples like that all the time. Sometimes they are frothy, or lumpy like a whisked egg.

[@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987]

As someone who works in a hospital pharmacy, we get those, too. The pneumatic tubes are colored for a reason. 😭

[@djt08031996]

I love waking up late enough to watch multiple emkay videos back to back

[@For6bey]

@@crizz3716 no

[@BmoreCrabby]

@@crizz3716 bad bot

[@heker_6375]

5:56 this aged like fine vine

[@Cannon_Squid]

I can't get enough of these memes

[@Br4xx25]

I used to watch this at night when I had trouble sleeping at night, it’s still just as good as it was years ago

[@Neonmoose456]

5:48 that had me dying with laughter

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

8:39 I was freaky from the start, sooooo.... -I become an alien half-god and inject poison into people with my legs -I get infected by the 'brood' from the marvel comics -I become a vampire -I gather a harem of various fictional characters -I gain the ability to mind control people and alter reality -I become a smexy demon lord So I'm an alien demigod vampire demon brood with the ability to alter reality and control minds, and a harem of hypnoslaves. Good thing I can alter reality.

[@NewJerseySirensAndTrains]

“because im a boy” BRO I BURST OUT LAUGHING

[@mr.a7662]

5:35 If my dad ever did this to my mom, he'd be headed straight to hell, and I'd be the one sending him there.

[@herobrineisamyth9409]

5:38 Damien cackles more than ever before

[@-Orchideous-]

I have read 20 comments so far and EVERY SINGLE ONE has been about Damien's laugh. Good for him. His laugh is like an anti-depressant. Thanks, Damien.

[@Ace_Unic0rn]

Rewatching the video made me remember that the "knife angel" is in the UK and crom knives being handed in or used during knife crime

[@mitchellhennig2539]

That Fatman comment got me. Had to stop and think for a moment 'should I laugh at this? Yes. Yes I should.'

[@elfiex8991]

at 5:44 I love how Damien literally could not finish the lyrics he would just laugh

[@AgentOcto]

Damien is that one jolly dude at a dive bar that everyone loves

[@torterratortellini6641]

36:25 you sound like Luigi from the super Mario world cartoon.

[@Awoopyaey]

I thought no nut November was when you don’t eat peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, cashews, etc. until today. Thanks emkay