THE BEST OF r/CURSEDCOMMENTS

[@theperiidot]

Hearing Damien cackling like a hyena is medicine for anything

[@theperiidot]

Are you hecking kidding me my only two comments are spam bots

[@enigma6354]

Yikes... Bots...

[@souleater6221]

Lol

[@GritFort]

@@theperiidot Sad reality of KZbin

[@keineahnung4331]

Damian Wheezing like a fucking teacan makes MY day

[@redacted2896]

1:40 Damien read that whole thing in the most perfect voice😂

[@NoOne-qi4tb]

Aa- haha! Yaaay!- damien, 2020 or 2021

[@Just_A_Cool_Pinata]

Yesss

[@sowell2928]

Is next one.( I don't know how to time stamp) I only imagined it being worse if it was a girl

[@Smug_scan]

It’s like a tennis ball against the wall. It helps me forget about my cancer

[@GatchaDark]

You get to choose a super power but the first person who comments gets to choose a side effect

[@mattie4046]

the “we have to wait a few years to see this form” hits hard now doesnt it, rip queen

[@thegentelman26]

I was about to say the same thing🤣🤣🤣

[@TheVindictiveVendetta]

Damn, said it 6 days before me.

[@TheVindictiveVendetta]

Also good to know people still watch the old vids lol

[@astelius]

*I actually gasped and clapped my hand to my mouth when I heard that BECAUSE I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT*

[@lwaysDrawing]

I was about to comment that lol

[@Idekanymoreman_s]

9:28 The fact that the date says 9/11 too💀

[@tonidufrene5845]

✈ 🏢 🏢 Oops

[@Turbo338-1]

@@tonidufrene5845 💀

[@SuperMarioGladtobeafan4]

@@tonidufrene5845 this is more like it: 🏢 🏢 🛫 🏢 🛫🏢 🏢 🏢

[@mauzawa]

Hearing Damien laugh his ass off at his own jokes can make even the shittiest days a little better

[@StockStilly]

Nice username

[@mauzawa]

@@StockStilly what? why?

[@StockStilly]

@@mauzawa Dorry i think i was thinking about an anime and that took over, sorry. The cat is cute though

[@mauzawa]

@@StockStilly no need to apologize. now, I'm curious which character you were thinking about. Was it Aizawa by any chance?

[@cleoisdancin4583]

Life Is like a car when it breaks there Is a chance to repair it

[@_WiII.]

Damiens laugh makes anything 10x funnier

[@chaoticgood1977]

Gay💀

[@FreakingPlane]

Oh 👆

[@Greyishly]

@@chaoticgood1977 wdym

[@chaoticgood1977]

@a person on the internet no that a great thing I have a bf myself 🤙

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

He's the only narrator i like tbh

[@Mustard__Ketchup]

idk why but Damien's laugh just makes me feel so much better, it's like anti-depressants but for free

[@pentaboss1351]

Same, had a bad day and he made it better

[@microwave856]

Not free since you have to buy phone/computer/other

[@prayinq]

hell yeah

[@brian93724]

Internet and Electricity bill: *Am i a joke to you?*

[@landons7407]

@@microwave856 l L ¿ p You kno

[@KaiLovesMonster]

6:16 well that aged well

[@Nyxluulxyn]

Ikr

[@soy4600]

Yep

[@skakuneu]

bro that was so on point...

[@BungouStrayChicken]

it really did...

[@chompiethetortoise5972]

Was about to post the exact same thing

[@smeebledeartist3576]

6:17 she finally unlocked ghost form

[@keribere244]

I just realized it’s already been a month, wtf

[@HenryEmily3551]

@@StuNRoar that's the same thing... 😀

[@SheckoVex]

This is a certified cursed comment

[@bhluschrean]

@@keribere244 It has been 1 year??????????

[@bhluschrean]

@@iiTzGrizzly wdym? at that time it was 1 year ago and now 2

[@BubbleGum-gv2re]

Damien's laugh is just so great I bet if he started cracking up in public everyone around him would stop what they're doing just to laugh along. It's infectious.

[@yumyumcookies4556]

Please no, we don’t need another pandemic.

[@BubbleGum-gv2re]

@@yumyumcookies4556 But would it be a bad one?

[@BubbleGum-gv2re]

damien, the next pandemic is in your hands

[@elfias7524]

@@BubbleGum-gv2re "The Damieno virus"

[@Mr.presidentObama]

Covid 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@DEMSH00T3R]

31:28 Damien’s reaction to this is so raw and I love it

[@SorryForTheComment333]

raw just like ur mom

[@monky4640]

@@SorryForTheComment333 no i cooked their mother

[@Easter41]

@@monky4640 I also cooked their dad.

[@fritzneuer4347]

@@Easter41 medium-rare?

[@ballsacksniffer420]

30:47 so chevy because the chevy express, ford because of the E sieries, or volkswagen because of the T sieries (the vw hippie van is actually called a vw t1) and multiple more. my mans gotta specify his brands.

[@chadsters6560]

Bro literally sounded like plankton 💀💀💀 2:46

[@Aidan_RF_real]

FR THO 😳🗿💀

[@wbat5816]

Wanna Play Risk!? **Plankton laughs evilly**

[@SuperMarioGladtobeafan4]

A few seconds before that, there was the perfect transition!

[@wolfknight1768]

Damien's laughter is extremely contagious

[@andreyrumming6842]

@Yoshikage Kira better get that toast then. If it burns too badly, I reckon he'd be so mad he'd practically have a stroke over it

[@reformedzoomer]

Read this as Damien’s daughter initially.

[@ghostsotherhalf]

@@andreyrumming6842 o h

[@NeneARZ]

We’ll be the judge of that!

[@NeneARZ]

Okay yeah it really is

[@rendingoni4369]

I just love the fact that Damien can make himself laugh with his own jokes

[@SavouryGalette]

Me: *Laughing at how funny everything is* Half of the people in these comments: Damien's laugh is so contagious, omg

[@hugs3385]

Ok

[@timoaag]

@@hugs3385 lmao yes

[@drzeeshan1000]

Actually it’s every single person ever

[@SavouryGalette]

@@drzeeshan1000 Not me lol

[@significant.annoyanc3]

istg

[@bu4349]

7:16 He doin Jessie dirty 💀 WAIT A MINUTE HE'S NOT SAYING THAT TO JESSIE

[@Yubfan69420]

Every Darryl main has a duck fetish I know because I am one of them

[@thaildomide9368]

5:38 You know it's good when you can't even say it without laughing

[@gxthic._.gh0st]

True

[@niko_is_a_g]

32:23 Me: *farewell*

[@WalkerO-dp8jq]

I hope Damien doesn't have someone nearby to hear him shout "how far can ya squirt?"

[@yumyumcookies4556]

Maybe the person was waiting for an excuse to show him

[@CrowOfRoses]

@@yumyumcookies4556 r/cursedcomments

[@helloimnotjperm912]

@@CrowOfRoses r/mobilepc

[@rafarafarafar]

@@helloimnotjperm912 r/pcmobile

[@ordinaryperson566]

@@rafarafarafar r/pmobilec

[@jonathancain8142]

" 9:52 -How do you wanna die? -not alone. Which is why I study to be a pilot" That joke is fuckin priceless

[@XsaviorPrince]

5:37:I love how Damian just couldn't stop laughing bc of how dark that joke was

[@BunnyTheOG]

"It's the final countdown do do do dooo"

[@dragonmac2692]

Husband tells wife to close her eyes for 10 sec afterwards pooping all over her face, body, and arms

[@TuckerCreech]

​@BunnyTheOG 23:10 I would rather die than live without limbs.

[@tjcarnley4542]

We

[@sarilarahim6396]

​@@TuckerCreechq qq

[@jannieseth]

This is what I've been wanting for forever. 1 hour of unspeakable wholesome people in this christian subreddit

[@jannieseth]

@@crizz3716 If you're gonna spam, you should have left a like anyway. Kinda selfish

[@euclodies1719]

Sauce pf

[@ayshinobi6990]

Wholesome....yeah...

[@howareya_matey]

CHRISTIAN?

[@geeknat8981]

@@euclodies1719 Eromanga-Sensei. The character is Sagiri. Now i gotta run before the FBI gets me

[@ark_q]

The queen elizabeth one at 6:11 sure aged well ✋

[@ihaveasquarebrain]

oh god

[@m.e.m.e.s3584]

Oh my my

[@imbored457]

I literally just got to that and checked the comment to see if anyone noticed lol

[@jetscorner]

I MEAN HEY NOW WE GOT GHOST

[@smug2525]

@@jetscorner WE JUST NEED TO FIND HER

[@chemicalvamp]

40:40 Gboard Emoji kitchen sneeze and barf together. Perfect depiction of this story happening to Shrek. 🤣

[@Emptylord]

Oh god I just read "It's the final countdown do do do doo" to the tune of Baby Shark. Bury me now.

[@ddgaxelnilsson7855]

Kill me too, please.

[@Shade45-]

These are some sad buncha people Too bad I only bury those who are into VTubers

[@NamelessIsInsincere]

Tubers*

[@maybelater2089]

Kill me

[@PopInternational8787]

KILL ME NOW

[@Sviwawa]

5:38 "I-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!" "It's the fi-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!" "It's the fin-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" *_gives up_* "DO DO DOO DOOO! BADABAPBABA!"

[@bugboi9044]

"Nice 😀"

[@CapCat92]

@@bugboi9044 :***********)

[@photonrealm_roblox]

I shouldn’t be laughing at that shit lmfaooo

[@artc_2724]

“Why did a bunch of children show up in heaven together?” “Anakin” Bro, I died😂😂

[@cleoisdancin4583]

No you didn't your alive to make this comment but if you did die then what's on the other side does god truly judge us rightusly or will he pick his nails more

[@yumyumcookies4556]

So did they

[@sirwaylonthe1st239]

@@cleoisdancin4583 Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fricking died.

[@microwave856]

@@yumyumcookies4556 you’re not wrong

[@theairisamagician830]

you were a young king?

[@SqaureRat898]

24:45 this gives the phrase “do you like to Waltz with potatoes” a whole new meaning

[@colleenengel99]

His corny little laugh, it never gets old.

[@Icantdothisanymoreplskillme]

I love how all the top comments are just talking about how happy damien's laugh makes them. But I agree.

[@bored8157]

I agree

[@Laurasophiesmith]

Same

[@MisaKeiJune]

The baby with no limbs was born to be in the VeggiTales live action movies.

[@calebleach7988]

take my like and get the hell out of here

[@reborn9641]

@@calebleach7988 hahahahahaha

[@TemporalWarrior]

Orrrr that one lamp that murders a letter

[@itz_rinriko28992]

16:54: Not me watching this in church because my parents forced me to go to church. 😂

[@tylerharris2689]

Thank you for being a channel that doesn’t use text to speech, eventually I want to start my own Reddit and beyond story time channel. I’ve noticed a huge lack of people who are confident in just using their own voice.

[@lyaway]

do it

[@MeatwadSmoking]

ikr? if i hear text to speech voice it’s usually enough to make me click off. i want my narrator to have a soul, so there’s actual context in the telling. rather than just listening to an annoying robot who can’t make a sentence flow properly.

[@nefwaenre]

Damien and Robin just know how to make you laugh and forget about your painful existence. They just know.

[@elisabethsun7059]

Lol

[@Laurasophiesmith]

Yeah

[@borkchildren4725]

When I hear Damien laugh, I hear two people laughing at the same time. One that wheezes, and one that laughs like a *normal* person.

[@raideneli9743]

Jesus Christ, I forgot how much of a good narrator Damien was.

[@startstopper1322]

Sometimes, his Laugh Is funnier than the actual joke

[@kingoftheuniverse3374]

The sheer infrequency of the laugh intensity I have experienced outside of this video is astronomical. You sir, earned yourself a fucking subscriber.

[@hughsgarbagetrucks]

69 likes

[@bendrowned4673]

I am the gender troll. I am out for all genders. Spread my word and I shall spare you. Copy and paste: The gender troll has awoken, and is after our gender. Spread the word to be spared. OR Copy and paste: Gender troll is out for our gender. Spread the word to be saved.

[@jellymartin1811]

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN STARTED PLAYING ON THE RADIO WHILE I SAW THIS LOL 5:27

[@wbat5816]

4:54 the way Damian reacts😂

[@keriwatson4198]

This man made my day for 300 years his laugh is like the cure for depression

[@Ballin_and_I_cant_get_up]

WE FINALLY HAVE THE GHOST TYPE QUEEN LES GOOOO

[@Qi2X2E]

your name makes sense so we can’t be angry at you

[@strawberriesstar]

Lmao

[@Localfatass]

@@strawberriesstar what are you inside

[@Cpt.Wakeus]

Goated

[@Morning_Dewdrop]

@@Localfatassur mom

[@MrCatstache151]

Damien’s laugh is so great, i especially love “Hey son we’re in the game closet wanna play RISK?!” *cackling ensues*

[@thelivingglitch1371]

6:17 I don’t know if this aged well or poorly.

[@jyngii]

😂

[@robster1939]

Is it just me or do his reactions/comments to everything make it way funnier?

[@Sławek-q1i]

I would just like to say a very big thank you to the emkay crew because I just had a very traumatic day and watching emkay just made the pain seep away ... ...thank you .

[@Vanh3lsingg]

I Hope Youre Ok :[

[@Sławek-q1i]

@@Vanh3lsingg thank you for your cosern

[@leep3261]

mhmmmm what happened exactly?

[@bromast50]

@@leep3261 Why? You wanna replicate it?

[@EggsToYourBacon]

I know bbn I'm 2 months late, but I just wanna be sure you're okay. It's fine if you don't want to reply, I understand. Just know that we're here for you

[@orthusgames9888]

God I miss Damien. His dark sense of humor is amazing.

[@aarshlal5385]

what happened to him?

[@pocodyess6050]

@@aarshlal5385 last time I checked, he has his own channel now

[@soupoup]

Yeah he was one of my favs:(

[@thedoomtestament4547]

Damien was the only reason why I watched emkay

[@johnmckeever8654]

No he's back

[@TheStuffedIguana]

39:40 - as someone who works in a medical lab, we get samples like that all the time. Sometimes they are frothy, or lumpy like a whisked egg.

[@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987]

As someone who works in a hospital pharmacy, we get those, too. The pneumatic tubes are colored for a reason. 😭

[@localmenace3043]

Damien’s laugh seriously makes my day better. It’s infectious.

[@stevenjames-ou3gp]

So is covid

[@madokasnumber1fanlol]

​@@stevenjames-ou3gpLMAOOOO 😭💀💀

[@djt08031996]

I love waking up late enough to watch multiple emkay videos back to back

[@For6bey]

@@crizz3716 no

[@BmoreCrabby]

@@crizz3716 bad bot

[@ArjunRaviFunniestManOnEarth]

6:20 aged so goddamn well

[@wbat5816]

12:23 THE WAY HE SAYS THAT MATCHES PUUUURRRRFFFECTLLLYYYY😹😹

[@ThrowableFruit]

I like how Damien can be unfunny and funny at the exact same time so that everyone laughs

[@xacoribriggs1370]

6:10 the queen has died we now get the ghost type!

[@ftoxospacman]

That pokemon type Queen Elizabeth joke didnt age well..

[@ikhomega9102]

It aged perfectly

[@novawaffleastoria7548]

I legit looked for the comment as soon as I saw that in the vid

[@Callsign_Toast]

Lmao

[@melloout508]

@@novawaffleastoria7548 same

[@Dogeforlife0]

Just like her

[@DraganJovanovic-ly2xe]

r/Bossfight | YOU SHALL NOT PASS: Robin: "I'm really glad that things not real." Me: "I'm fairly sure that's a Luna moth or a similar type of moth."🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@C-Midori]

5:37 probably Damien’s hardest laugh

[@catwithfish9314]

you better see his ATBGE video with a picture of Miss Piggy too

[@SoulcatcherLucario]

oh hi again

[@C-Midori]

@@SoulcatcherLucario lmao

[@wbat5816]

Figahahaha

[@ThinkingCrimson]

You're right!

[@Mooseno.2]

Little did they know the ghost form of the queen finally came

[@MeatwadSmoking]

honestly i didn’t expect such a thing in my lifetime. i thought they’d turn her into a cyborg or something.

[@-Orchideous-]

I have read 20 comments so far and EVERY SINGLE ONE has been about Damien's laugh. Good for him. His laugh is like an anti-depressant. Thanks, Damien.

[@Looking_Rodo]

This video almost got me caught staying up late at night. This shit is too funny.

[@cryptix4]

Damien’s laugh cured my depression

[@Temptingg]

I think I laugh more with Damien because he laughs at everything and psychologically when other people laugh you’re primed to laugh too. Thanks Damien!

[@joelhaggis5054]

God, I forgot how contagious Damien's laugh was

[@bitonic589]

I knew someone would comment about that

[@nefwaenre]

38:26 i've been searching for this meme for a year now!! The way Damien says noodle dick i just can't stop laughing!

[@X-SPONGED]

31:10 Chicken : "Eat our fish or go to hell" Colonel Cornelius Cornwall : _"not bad, kid"_

[@mr.switchblade604]

32:24 Person: "I hope you get better" Me: "I hope so too' damn that hits the self-confidence hard

[@mixtesting7533]

"he is dead just throw him of" You see some random dead body falling

[@TemporalWarrior]

Lunch timeee!

[@SqaureRat898]

38:18 dress up as a creeper and bomb the house. Eh, Ehhhhhh?

[@ThinkingCrimson]

Have a horrible day.

[@enginemedic73]

Damien reading “that was epic” sounded like a computer generated voice with a high pitched setting at 50%

[@ALiteralSturgeon]

Damien laughing made me laugh so hard that my side hurts now

[@elfiex8991]

at 5:44 I love how Damien literally could not finish the lyrics he would just laugh

[@Barrel550]

I will make it my mission to finish the “Robin Narrated” playlist with over 1000 videos

[@MeatwadSmoking]

no. it’s over 9000

[@AgentOcto]

Damien is that one jolly dude at a dive bar that everyone loves

[@lukycharms9970]

Videos like this really show how different presenters can make the same content but some are far more enjoyable/funny than others

[@Hampsterfeld]

For me going to grandparents house, I'm normal. Coming back, I'm as thin as a stick.

[@The_silverblade_station]

Didn't you know that's the family's fitness center?

[@thatTesstyBish]

Do you need rescue, my dude?

[@martinakubecova3570]

31:05 I LOVE the idea of putting a rickroll into a bottle, that would be funny, thanks!

[@imbored457]

This just seems like an hour of middle school humor And I love it

[@sodaleepop]

Me, a middle schooler:

[@johnnyjoestar1909]

@@sodaleepop🤝

[@sodaleepop]

@@johnnyjoestar1909 🤝

[@MeatwadSmoking]

everything that made me laugh when i was in middle school still makes me laugh to this day. nothing ever stops being funny.

[@Aaron_NEO]

4:06 Jesus Christ, I am concerned but laughing extremely loud 😂

[@wbat5816]

I KNOW!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@jonathanVN1864]

THIS ONE IS REALLY. REALLY FRICKIN PERFECTION!! 23:05

[@wbat5816]

14:44 ROASTED TURKEY MEAT!!!🦃🦃🦃🔥🔥🔥🍖🍖🍖😋 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@claud3105]

I was playing Minecraft whilst listing to this and I found a round portal in the nether

[@eleanorcooke7136]

I can't believe that SSundee and Flico ended up in r/cursedcomments

[@guncatto2625]

Yeah

[@victorpearman7046]

SSUNDEE AND FLICO WERE IN THIS I HAVE TO WATCH

[@Super_Panda_BS]

The “my girlfriend is half Korean” really had me for the 1st half… but lost me in the 2nd half…

[@YES2000s]

Didn't see that one coming

[@herobrineisamyth9409]

5:38 Damien cackles more than ever before

[@littleevsamoyed7130]

0:26 His name is Macaroni Also this puppy is extremely cute ❤❤❤😍🥹

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

8:39 I was freaky from the start, sooooo.... -I become an alien half-god and inject poison into people with my legs -I get infected by the 'brood' from the marvel comics -I become a vampire -I gather a harem of various fictional characters -I gain the ability to mind control people and alter reality -I become a smexy demon lord So I'm an alien demigod vampire demon brood with the ability to alter reality and control minds, and a harem of hypnoslaves. Good thing I can alter reality.

[@godzilla4409]

56:04 the funny part of this is that they mentioned the frog would be blue. That would be a poison dart frog, which would kill you with one touch.

[@ICantThinkOfANameB]

I want to meet Damien and buy him a drink, I love his laugh and he has a great sense of humor.

[@wbat5816]

27:28 And I *almost* peed myself Whilst *almost* laughing too loud😂

[@bruhv_9329]

Me: “l’ll beat it this time!” Brain: “You said that last November.”

[@Jess016]

Love it so much when Damien reads 💀 it makes all of the posts 100x funnier when he laughs at the jokes

[@joshualedbetter879]

12:22 This confirms that Miyamoto would rather drop the F-bomb then let Waluigi be playable in smash.

[@wbat5816]

14:54 ROBIN MADE ME GRAG UP!!! *_SOOO HHHHHHHHHAAARRRDDD!!!_* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DanSavageGames]

2:29 Damien is having too much fun laughing

[@wbat5816]

2:31 to loop it over and over again🤣

[@heker_6375]

5:56 this aged like fine vine

[@4meraldglass]

I only watched 10 minutes of it, but I’m watching it at 2 am and sneaking it, this gave me physical pain from trying not to laugh and therefore wake up my whole house. You did well.

[@wbat5816]

7:58 the way he gasped 😂

[@KeepingCraftyLLC]

He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he turns dogs into his snacc.

[@juicibanana]

As a kid, I was at a dinner. They were talking and someone said "When you get married, life gets harder" and I remember saying, *"And it gets easier when they die"*

[@user-rm6ub6zh5l]

WHAT THE-

[@RaveFM7]

I absolutely love this channel, it’s just so entertaining

[@DeannaSusanHealy]

Emkay helped me get a girlfriend we both like dark humour and it turns out we both watch emkay and that common ground helped

[@DeannaSusanHealy]

Also had my first kiss watching this video

[@wbat5816]

21:35 NOT THE HAMMER!!!

[@Healthandwealth9422]

13:43 broke me I was laughing hysterically for 4 minutes