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[@sommi-ep2cn]

“Guys, think about my throat.” Hoo boy now it definitely is R rated.

[@rick30521]

I came here to say this.

[@ThEaWeSoMeNeSs11111]

only R rated? what ever happened to X rated?

[@noahcosijns7318]

Noooo! I came here to comment on your post being at 69 likes, and by doing so refreshed it to 73... Why creator, WHY?!

[@justsomeoneelse5942]

ThInk AbOuT DaDdY

[@PucKitt]

“Batman needs a sidekick who is a Therapist!” Me chuckling wondering why Alfred doesn’t count? Then being scared realizing that’s what Joker is to Batman.

[@astora4671]

???????????

[@viixaarr]

Astora you’re confused as well I assume?

[@ClownHoundII]

@@astora4671 Joker throughout the years had pointed out the flaws in Batman and how obsessed he is with making the whole world "clean" by beating people senseless as well it being targeted towards Joker. Most of the time batman is obsessive, slightly controlling, beats henchmen that won't talk, can and will obsessive over stopping Joker rather than the traps Joker has created. Oh! And at times he tells villains that were victims "Not everyone can be saved" but can't get over his parents dead or the idea of purging evil all on his own.

[@r3d047]

Oh dam OH DAM

[@villiankaminari2981]

@@ClownHoundII OH DAMN

[@YannisBang]

0:03 the voices in my head discussing if the answer was B or A during a test

[@_ahmed2.0]

AAKSISIAAAUAUAAUUAUAAAAAAAAAAAUUAUAAUAUUAA

[@LunaTheMetalhead]

Aha!!! But then you find out it was C and you failed your test

[@YannisBang]

@@LunaTheMetalhead I once failed a test because of one point... This comment hit me hard

[@definitelynotagenocider5204]

*I N V E S T*

[@Deflori20]

5:12 as well

[@chibitales-thebestredditst2746]

1:54 That Skeletor impression was SPOT ON!

[@Beautiful_Sound_1995]

Anyone can do a good Skeletor.

[@brooklynnmiller2869]

What a great Papyrus impression

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

@Some guy with an cursed pfp [Mayk Felix] you did it...you actually *did* it

[@spooki3382]

NYEHHHHH

[@Terrance9871]

⁠@@user-dw1es8nk2lwhat did he they do?

[@remy1657]

Ever notice whenever someone tries to imitate Skeletor's voice they just end up sounding like Papyrus from Undertale on crack?

[@gaesimp__]

HONESTLY

[@Skeletor96ba]

NYEH HEHEHEE

[@surprisedlobsta8543]

Where the hell do ye think Papyrus' voice came from?

[@iwasborn1156]

@@surprisedlobsta8543 *speaks paprus paper*

[@EvacTouch]

I see your profile pic. God, those golden ages.

[@Joenah5]

That Batman needs a therapist sidekick comment is actually why he has Robin (See Batman: A Lonely Place of Dying)

[@potatohead8752]

Yum

[@leon-np2xo]

Mm yummy burb

[@jdkittyssquad5533]

The memes: Funny Memes when Jack narrates them: Amazingly funny

[@PoggersFloppa]

too true

[@digitalwire.]

i’ma come back in a little to let these comments marinate for a bit

[@chuckcharlez]

Me too

[@hayden6340]

TheChameleonWaySpaces same

[@YannisBang]

these comments are going to age like good wine

[@definitelynotagenocider5204]

Same

[@uselessgrape7464]

Yes

[@Ayreli]

Me: How bout we make a book 4 called Air that talks about the Gaang’s life Every single avatar fan: 0:03

[@pkepix5405]

Can confirm

[@abandonedindefinitely-h4l]

I want book 4 to be about azula’s redemption arc

[@lybon6972]

Gaang???

[@Ayreli]

@@lybon6972 :0 u don’t know what that means?

[@lybon6972]

No, I haven't watched avatar for a yewr or two

[@daniellins4114]

"Batman needs a sidekick who is also a therapist" Me: did you mean Harley Quinn?

[@SunnyXYZ]

why do i feel like i have seen half these memes before in a video

[@Rororishin]

SAME THO

[@nametime8938]

reddit is too slow so they need to re use memes either that or channel is really lazy

[@paulcurran302]

When you look on the Memes subreddit so much that you've already seen all the memes that EmKay has put in their video _The problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness_

[@triciamichalk4476]

Me: Wait, stupid is a bad word? My Pastor: Always has been...

[@louise6093]

That's what my mom said for me.

[@rickrodiii6030]

Can confirm, I exhaled air.

[@jiggilibu]

you made me wheeze dammit

[@rry.v4mp]

Can confirm

[@jacobsykes2818]

Oh no I don’t think that should happen

[@jptyrannosaurus29gaming73]

Aliens: *are just a more evolved species of human from another planet* Humans: nO yOu ArEnT aLiEns aRe gRaY 👽 sCaLy bIg HeAdeD LiZaRd pEoPle Alien: 😑

[@edslushie570]

3:00 "I think Batman needs a therapist" but... that literally happens in the movie that screenshot is from!

[@crusaderzim]

*wheezes in 0.1 nanoseconds and not instantly* Me: LIES

[@ringss_]

dang, im hyperventilating now. thanks, EmKay

[@dragicorns8833]

"Eee" Said the worm cutely, as it was kinda early

[@Cerrios]

Him: my name is jack Me: hit the- Him: no I refuse to hit the road

[@Joenah5]

Jack describing the cat on the boardgame: Leviathan, Behemoth, S... Me: Please say Simurgh to complete the Worm reference Jack: ...phinx Darn

[@altounedited3]

I didn’t know I was early until I saw the “2 minutes ago”

[@BansheeGhost]

You're not early, you're just on time

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

That's sus

[@Rororishin]

@@user-dw1es8nk2l *V E R Y*

[@yug.5624]

@@user-dw1es8nk2l MelophilicArtist was not the imposter

[@sabrinaafton6288]

Lol im late. (6 hours)

[@no1bandfan]

I cough, all, the, time. I’ve never smoked, I don’t have asthma, it’s just how my lungs are. I can’t tell how many dirty looks I get in public, even while wearing a mask. I was at work and a newbie asked one of the other coworkers if I was sick and they said. “He coughs all the time, it’d be weirder if he didn’t cough.”

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

I have crappy tonsils, love doing a Toad impression because it's one of the only voices I can do that I can tolerate hearing (voice dysphoria), and wear a binder over my chest that I think might be small. I can relate.

[@jptyrannosaurus29gaming73]

Teacher what is the worst pain in the world Girls: when you’re boyfriend cheats on you 😭 Boys: when you go pee at night and are walking back to bed and stub your toe on the metal bed frame

[@uhm9469]

haha boy so funny girl dumb dumb boy hahaha funny hahah so unique ahhaah girl boyfriend is all girl talk ahhah funny

[@loganbatis5573]

Me: when I’m 1 second away from beating a beat saber expert+ level and fail on the last string of notes

[@kellenfox1463]

@@uhm9469 Are you okay? Are you having a stroke?

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

Gay men get the best of both worlds.

[@the_great_taco_man]

7:04 that kind of hits different now...

[@lostsoul999.]

11:18 "Please guys think about my throat" take it in any way you want. and I'm sorry 😞

[@Rororishin]

WHY

[@lostsoul999.]

@@Rororishin i apologies😢

[@Rororishin]

@@lostsoul999. it's fine, I should blame my dirty mind-

[@thebrownengine9222]

1:35 I tried to verify this and...... TIL Apple is worth 2 trillion dollars.

[@eryn2443]

WHAT

[@envoxity9544]

Me: * sees title * Also me: *thinks Damien is coming back because he wheezes so much*

[@basilsfakejordans]

One of the first for once I need to say something funny Welp Cheese

[@thatntr4146]

@Branden Huynh 🏆🏅

[@Min7yBoek]

_wheezes_

[@Beautiful_Sound_1995]

Reported.

[@basilsfakejordans]

Ok so apparently I'm funny now

[@nametime8938]

@RITA , 22 y.o ! I LOVE HARD SЕХ ! OPEN MY ! Hi, Pray (Please!!)

[@tuxedious1782]

Jack: "My name is Jack and I refuse to hit the road" Me: "Mm"

[@nourhanraffat1486]

I wheezed so hard I had a heart attack and died. Thanks a lot, Jack!!!!

[@holywater_big_sip253]

I'll draw emkay as a jojo character think he'll like it?

[@taylorswiftly]

yes

[@ghost-ro1fx]

Y E S

[@diobrando7214]

Make it dio

[@eye7857]

Draw The Mkay logo as the stand

[@suryanshsrivastava7241]

1:54 the fact that you kinda sounded like papyrus made me uncomfortable AF

[@crappymemesifound2925]

As soon as I clicked on the video I had a fit of coughing so I guess I wheezed instantly thanks for corona Emkay

[@erin8969]

4:00 Idk if you said, “Meowntain Sphinx” but you did now.

[@louissebantogon3269]

i like how there are many people already clicking on this video

[@Bacony_Cakes]

Behind the giant fire in the alien meme: Spore.

[@sunkenknightmusic]

The art style of the fanart looks like “My Life as a Teenage Robot”

[@ИльяВитцев]

8:25 "So glad we've almost made it So sad they had to fade it" - Tears For Fears - Everybody Wants To Rule The World, 1985

[@gobazabo]

3 views, 24 likes and 10 comments. Wtf

[@zuhairzahin9330]

Not funny, didn’t laugh.

[@Kingtron5464]

dam bro u got the whole squad laughing

[@Rororishin]

What if they didn't make it so you laugh 👁👄👁

[@lvio_]

@@Ros3d0 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gGK5doqchZ6Vp7c

[@paxtodraws3162]

The “am I winning son” made me instantly choke up. I don’t want to see the day that meme dies

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

1:17 *I always feel like, somebody's watching meee*

[@icerod1124]

Me: clicks video cuz I wanna wheeze Ad: OLAY IS- Me: *wheezes le epicly*

[@sensei2233]

Ya

[@flameofphoenix5998]

Yeet

[@fibonojomano5369]

Ye

[@Drakon-did-that]

Thou are first

[@koytheartist2423]

Pro tip: before putting drinks in the freezer, set a 15-20 minute timer so you don't forget them two hours later.

[@DiscoRaptorpaw]

Who the heck would dislike this holy video

[@yourejustlikeyourfather9812]

11:18 He gave off a much different energy that he did not intend

[@botttproductions150]

Joseph: be careful. The enemy stand user could be anyone The enemy stand user: 2:03

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

"I would do the "OH MY GAWD" thing again but my throat hurts. Please guys think about my throat" ... *_I N V E S T_*

[@Liggliluff]

(5:00) When you live in a country that rounds down 0.01-0.49 when you pay cash. Sure 1 USD costs 9 units here, but that's still the equivalent of 0.01-0.04 being rounded down.

[@samurexatlas7373]

"Please guys think about my throat!" Should not gave said that, you should NOT have said that.

[@dreammoose9138]

4:46 Out of nowhere "now imma go shove pencils up my cats butt" Do we need to call the pet protective services?

[@wandren912]

0:01 imagine not using it for a while and then coming back to it and its full of new born spiders and cobwebs and they just run out of the socket

[@ivanasarevska1682]

When you're early and don't know what to comment

[@kaipollarf635]

Likewise fellow internetter

[@Einbisam]

then, like, just don't comment.

[@BansheeGhost]

You're not early, you're on time

[@colm1983]

No no, he's got a point.

[@VR_Miata]

@@colm1983 i use, Quick reply!

[@gunner1147]

7:13 "There are no accidents" -Master Oogway

[@DoctorCFlare]

I have a few things to say. One, I love your intros, Jack. Two, who does the best Skeletor impression: Jack, Robin, or Lexi? Finally, serious question for Jack, Robin, and Lexi. Did you guys inherit the channel, or are Damian and Zack still around?

[@EpicNick]

Me: tries to take a picture of a meme Emkay: *zooms in on meme* Me: *punches the wall*

[@futurama699]

I always sneeze and cough out loud in public all the time to get through the crowds, I always go first :)

[@imdecending]

He protecc,He Attacc,But Most Importantly,He Is Jacc

[@Simon-ps3oj]

0:27 It's not pronounced "mem", it's pronounced "me-me".

[@equaius893]

may may

[@Simon-ps3oj]

@@equaius893 meh me

[@Emanator]

*3:50* That Emkay cursor looks like it could be in r/ATBGE.

[@_fable_]

In the words of jacksepticeye: It’s meme time

[@hrob2007]

The subtle ask to subscribe was pretty cool

[@starrshine144]

4:42 you sure left her hanging 😏 If you get it your my new friend

[@thefrogwizard9332]

3:35 all I can hear is joe from family guy yelling “BRING IT OOOOOON!” and I love it

[@crimsonjaysflight1392]

I intentionally cough on the bus while sitting next to someone just to instill fear into my fellow mortals.

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

You monster

[@astoopidperson8556]

I didn't wheeze but i did commit nose exhale

[@Liggliluff]

(6:00) "IQ of room temperature" is a bigger insult in Europe.

[@thegachabrothersstudios5177]

This was posted as soon as I woke up.

[@tanookiness1994]

Ok that's my new favorite piece of fan art anyone's sent in so far

[@supremo4635]

Is for me?

[@_ahmed2.0]

Carl Wheezer yes, for you

[@uhappynowuhappynow116]

Yes daddy

[@crystalboi-pg8np]

@@uhappynowuhappynow116 what the hell?

[@PivotCrocodile]

Sockets with built in fire hazards? Omg yes

[@BoooBear2322]

Video: gets to the fan art section Me: its beautiful, I've looked at this for five hours now

[@kdr3238]

I didnt wheeze. Luckily, there was an ad to save me.

[@entitytiger5756]

the way he said coco cobana instead of corona made me laugh so hard

[@lisbelt9532]

Yes, I’m early.

[@BansheeGhost]

You're not early, you're just on time

[@e_6228]

*Plot twist: Everyone who wheezed at these are paid actors*

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

Where's my money then?

[@sad_boi_razor8983]

*clicks* *wheeeEEssse* if you see this, have a great day.

[@kurtiskurt1]

Make me

[@KhakiCap]

7:08 Every digital artist on the Earth: **grabbing the pitchforks and heading to kill the new "dumbest fella" king**

[@throneisbed7833]

You know what's fun? When you start choking on your saliva but you're backstage in a musical and the main character just died so not only am I not allowed to cough it might break the immersion, if I cough it'll fully ruin the mood and it's closing night so the stakes are high and I just have to sit and suffer whilst I suffocate on my own stupidity. Oh whoops did I put I in there I meant you because this is entirely a hypothetical and not at all a thing I have experienced, certainly not recently! A ha ha I am humourous.

[@Lunarcreeper]

6:59 I know it’s a joke but Clams are older than Queen Elizabeth Yeah whatever

[@kippzthemudkip2652]

Well this age like milk

[@beansbruh7404]

Thank you for posting this. Today is my birthday and you made it even better.

[@MountDestroyer]

5:33 is relatable, and is why i mostly play storymode games for 1 player

[@thecatpersonuk9962]

If we wheeze enough we can summon Damien

[@melanievelardodelector2072]

Title of the video: click to wheeze instantly Dream: **Starts wheezing**

[@showbizle]

The meme about the dad dying and asking if hes winning made me cry

[@wocknstockn]

*your right, I did wheeze instantly* *w h e e z e*

[@Thirdfolkloresister]

That first one if you leave it for a while you will get a spider infestation

[@loreofthecosmos]

I sneeze in the sun. I don't know how many people have darted away because of it.

[@deserthare1]

Can one of Jack's intros be, "Hey guys i am Jack, Quack Quack Quack."?

[@rl2652]

When somebody says that I have an IQ of room temperature, I tell them I use Kelvin

[@cloudtem]

Oh God the thought of a Karen Martian is terrifying

[@quillon5800]

11:06, imagine raging and you lift your hands fast while the cat is on it.

[@Shadoboy]

Boomers saying this generation doesn't know how to treat girls is hilarious because "I hate my wife" is the punchline to 49% of their comics. (The other 51 percent is "kids don't know how to click the book")

[@TSkyravin]

Asking the viewers to think of your throat might /possibly/ be a bad idea lmao

[@xxmilkyremannoodlesbowlxx5004]

0:00 someone: when you're tired of your sibling annoying you

[@ApprovingWeeb]

Watches the vid: no wheeze Reads comments: W H E E Z E

[@muffychuthatoneguy7251]

10:26 Random Guy: GIVE ME YOUR MONEY Mark: TAKE MY CHILDREN, MY WALLET, MY CAR, MY WIFE, AND MY HOUSE DANG IT, JUST LEAVE ME BE

[@TheSolidMidgetOfficial]

Jack: My name is Jack and no. I refuse to hit the road. Me, an intellectual: I wasn't asking.

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

I need a good wheeze or I'm gonna cry. Edit: I got several wheezes and even a chuckle out of this thank you-