r/FoundSatan | *seen*

[@BuiHieuDong]

0:10 Still, huge respect to the barber for creating such realistic haircut, at least it matches the pic perfectly.

[@TreatMySoul]

​@@TutmTutmum because he watch youtube

[@HimanshiMaharia]

what videos did u used to make?

[@akariaTXreaper]

the shading on that is insane

[@TheLastWolfBane]

dude who are you, you are everyware

[@kongking8707]

everywhere*@@TheLastWolfBane

[@CelestialHart]

I cannot express with words how much I love the fact the Click found his way into a r/foundsatan video.

[@extremchiller410]

its his time for naughty jail i guess.

[@iclynnx]

I was about to comment on his appearance lol

[@shinymainespoon]

1:42 Didn't he talk about doing this in a recent video? Baiting the internet for funsies

[@CelestialHart]

Yes it was but I do not remember which one.@@shinymainespoon

[@baileymae4547]

@@shinymainespoonyeah he did

[@gordzilla8443]

If the first post with the “What’s your biggest fear?” text ever happened to me, I would cry 😭

[@dgyan99]

Would you?

[@alicewilloughby4318]

I hope I'd have the presence of mind to say, "Argh! You got me!"

[@raenotafurry]

Please Elaborate

[@Nerd1704]

I'd just laugh after I realized.

[@macrocosm4442]

Indeed!❤r❤r❤r❤❤❤❤❤rrrrr❤❤rr❤❤err❤❤rr❤❤r

[@Levantris]

7:50 The answer is actually a paradox. The immediate answer should be 25%, as there are four questions. However, as there are two answers that say 25%, the chance increases to 50%. But if 50% is the correct answer then it’s only a 25% chance of picking it correctly as there is only one answer that says 50%, thus making 25% the correct answer? And this repeats in a loop creating a paradox.

[@huxilon6939]

Na its 50 percent , you either get it or dont x)

[@timburtonluver28]

If I ever came across that question on a test I would have a meltdown - not even due to the paradox but because it either means: 1) the prof created a question that doesn’t make sense without realizing - but there’s a right answer (in which case they’ll likely see a high rate of failure after the test and might remove the question - making the test have fewer answers overall and any errors cost more), 2) the prof made a massive typo that is now going to affect the whole class, or 3) the prof is Satan themselves and wanted to see if anyone would explain the problem to them so that they could reward points only to those who figured it out. In University each of these options are equally as likely as tenured profs are completely different from one another and usually give 0 shits.

[@playmaker7871]

1/3 chance The base probability of a correct answer is 1/4 (4 choices, 1 correct) But since there are two identical answers, they have the same value(correct or incorrect), thus removing one answer choice The final number is 1/3 or 33.3333…%

[@AlexanderScott66]

@@playmaker7871 But the second 25% is still in the pool of answers. It would be like reaching into a bag with a red, a green, and two blue marbles. What are the odds of pulling a blue marble? 50% You either pull the red, the green, the first blue, or the second blue.

[@FrozenViper5]

I had that same thought when I saw it

[@devinq4605]

23:16 In case anyone is wondering, don't do this. That button stops the playing track and brings it back to either the start or the last cue point.

[@affanshaikh8492]

Damien and Jack are siblings????!!!!!!! Wake up babe, new Emkay lore just dropped!

[@iamdb1990]

Jack's sense of humour is perfect for this one, like he adds a layer of extra satan to it

[@GrifoStelle]

12:40 The employee actually took longer to recover because of post op infections (which her doctors had warned *the boss* about). Boss had been sweet as pie and altruistic while facing death so employee felt sure boss would give her the time to recover. When journalists went to talk to the boss. Boss (who had been busy unloading bottles of liquor- something her doctors had forbidden her to drink) said she didn't understand how she had recovered in a few weeks and the employee had taken some 3 months. Pulled the old illuminaughtii "it felt so manipulative" to justify firing the employee. Said she deserved the liquor for escaping death, felt sure she'd manage not to kill the 3rd kidney.

[@Alexa-Raine]

❤

[@auliamate]

The fact this is a real story, honestly makes me never want to work. Ever. Thanks for giving us context

[@dadoctah]

The real problem with cutting off different parts of the pig over time and letting it heal is not the long-term suffering of the pig. It's that after the first round, you're basically eating scabs.

[@the_solomon_sage8431]

And scar tissue, which would have a different texture and give a smaller amount

[@bluiciousalt7804]

Scab-licious! 😋

[@omegadragons321]

mmm crunchy 🤤

[@endrek4895]

Lexi should have also had this subreddit with her chaotic enrgy she really fits it, also she would recognize the click immediately

[@Milk-ck1wv]

agreed

[@nevaehhamilton3493]

We know Jack didn’t

[@David_H__]

Is she even still doing videos? Haven't seen one from her in a while

[@eliassmith27]

​@David_H__ she's been working on stuff on her own account making a lexplanations.

[@LuunaFoxx]

factz

[@CatsOverBrats]

We actually have a family raising their five ( or are they on seven now?) kids on a farm without access to technology close to our town. They've been in the news several times. Parents actually had high paying jobs and decided to get away from the normal world. They have a computer and phone locked away in the attic in case they need help but the children are not allowed up there. They home school them too and don't teach them any social cues with other people. They look like a mini cult in their homemade clothes and bare feet walking to the library in a row behind their parents, never saying a word. I know they learn other skills like churning their own butter and making apple juice on old machines but the oldest are teenagers now and will soon need to go out in the real world and find a job. How?

[@randomguyontheinternet5030]

3:10 that... somehow sounds a lot more barbaric than just killing the animal. Like keeping them in a constant state of wounded while having to redress the wound, make sure it didnt get infected... yeah it's just such a nightmare of an idea that's not even feasible when you throw out any semblance to animal cruelty laws.

[@woofy1988]

It doesn't help that OP's username is "Unsociable-Satan"

[@deadinside8781]

Wait till you hear about a dream I had where the same thing happened but with humans. Somehow I’m alright. Kinda.

[@FrozenViper5]

I wonder. If we were in a society where such a thing was done. Would vegetarians be striving to have animals humanely killed or would they still be the same?

[@Alexa-Raine]

I do this with vegetables. 😂 I use it as an example of how stupid it is to "not eat living things" when that's literally all we eat.

[@hahayuck2169]

that person is crazy

[@Lemmondoodles]

the click in a found satan video, fitting

[@Ludi_Chris]

I think he did a video on r/foundSatan and found a few of his own math questions.

[@AlyxTheProtogen]

He is our lord and savior

[@ambunt]

@@AlyxTheProtogen No, gender is

[@tomriddle8933]

Where?

[@Lemmondoodles]

1:42@@tomriddle8933

[@EmiPlayzMC]

Hearing multiple instances of Jack refer to Damien in this video was fun, lol

[@the866-sushi]

I'm outta the loop? What happened?

[@EmiPlayzMC]

@@the866-sushi Oh early on in the video, Jack makes a couple references to Damien, it's just fun to me, lol

[@Grayson-tk5hn]

when

[@Tajarim88]

"You're dead"... "And this kids was how I met your mother. Now tell the nice prison guard to let you out"

[@0BucketMask0]

That DSi thing is peak Middle Sibling behavior; being an ass to everyone because you aren't the center of attention anymore. Living with my sister was hell. That girl loved no one and held no alliances until she was 25 years old.

[@CRT_kidd]

no way I actually saw this the same day it was posted

[@jvinny_]

Same nice

[@N3xtnightime]

Fr

[@Stardropletwhoareyou]

Honestly

[@dejus_e]

yes

[@puerto-rico-editz]

Same

[@cjofulue5218]

For that pig one, THAT is described as one of the ACTUAL eternal punishments of Hell, across several cultures, and relates to one of the sins, Gluttony, if i remember correctly. That person is legit saying we should make hell a PHYSICAL reality. OOOOOHHHH boy.

[@Pinkcircleguy]

haha oh boy can't wait until they make limbo an actual prison, if they didn't already though

[@13CrystalHeart]

I do sympathise with the dude who got cheated on, but you lose it when you involve a child in your revenge.

[@RGC_animation]

Oh, don't worry, apparently they never heard of child support.

[@AtlazZtarr]

1:43 Is that… Is that the Click??? Ah yes, the crossover we needed.

[@AlohaXChicken27]

1:47 no way The Click is in this video

[@PikalaxALT]

Would it surprise you to learn The Click is also in The Click's video?

[@darrelladams4188]

The test isn’t really for easy grading….. more to watch the kids slowly question everything.

[@MadAliceInWonderland]

3:39 There is literally a law in Judaism forbidding this exact thing. You are not allowed to eat an animal while it's still alive, because it would be cruel and cause the animal unnecessary suffering. I thought that was a common sense thing, but apparently not because this guy thought it was a good idea all on his own.

[@maledictionwolf]

Considering the guy's username, I'm pretty sure he's fully aware of how insane what he's proposing is.

[@rodrigonoffs1369]

And the fact it was uploaded to a subreddit named "crazy ideas"

[@Tzelofachad]

Thinking the same thing

[@Korihor666]

The button eyes might be a legit route for me since my family probably won’t want to do my first idea being having my skull as the ultimate Halloween decoration they put out every year. 💀

[@coolDude-sx6we]

Here’s something I was thinking about that could go in this subreddit Pretend to have a condition that forces you to be mute most of your life and live until age 35 when you have a girlfriend and a large friend group. Then whisper into your girlfriends ear, “Nobody will believe you.”

[@ObjectiveChaos]

1:42 the crossover of the century

[@vincentphobic]

As an Australian, I can confirm that we do the covering kitchen in Nutella thing. It’s great when it comes to making a person whom is allergic to hazelnuts avoid your kitchen!

[@Smilley85]

Nutella is hazelnuts, though.

[@vincentphobic]

@@Smilley85 Oh, sorry for the mistake! I’ll edit it.

[@Kitsuna_Gacha]

I wonder if when Jack starts recording, he has to warn Emily that he's fine if his scenarios get a bit too concerning Why do I wonder this? I just saw the camp story

[@AmazingAutist]

14:55 she physically verbally and mentally abused her spouse and then accused him of domestic abuse to keep him silent, as well as defaming him. This isn't High School drama, and a little pettiness to throw them off their game is very minor

[@alicewilloughby4318]

10:08 - I read a children's novel on that theme, many years ago. The kids' grandfather swore off all technology and raised them on an island. (Of course it took place in the 1950' or 60's, when technology wasn't as advanced and all-pervasive as it is now.)

[@janiexoxo]

Sort of the plot of The Village too

[@bizzarebear]

26:51 Ok but I feel like this belongs on technically the truth. It WILL technically save you money on gas because your car will stop working.

[@owencoles2798]

The one who guessed Amanda and got it wrong been like “Ah, number 16,537.” And walked away.

[@nerdypenguin9164]

The meatspin story is hysterical. Thats awesome

[@rather_be_a_cat]

I'd search for their passport so i could find who they are so i could tell them how to correctly spell "buried"

[@ChaoticN0odle]

22:28 no no no fill them with ketchup go up to a kid tell him "do you want one" then you take a big fat bite while they scream in horror

[@MegaAstroFan18]

3:06 post: that's a Torchwood episode. Alien space whale is used as a source of renewable meat at the expense of its own pain and suffering.

[@jonasholm-mw5bn]

20:09 that could be why the toilet where I’m currently living is wall mounted

[@leonsunu1209]

8:58 is the embodiment of " Holy sh*t you f#%$ing killed him!!!"😂💀

[@One_Togethar]

Always a good day when emkay uploads, which is everyday.

[@LazycrowdYT]

4:21 Are y'all at EmKay just in the same basement?

[@XxLeafGreenxX]

take a shot every time jack says "huzzah" and may you rest in peace

[@panickingpianoman]

17:26 Teddy is a fantastic name for that dog -the person watching this video

[@BouncingyRS516]

Mom: he’s going to be an artist. Dad: He’s going to be a barber. The kid: 0:20

[@SryBut]

8:10 I would cry too. They don't just played the game. They played with every fiber I had in my body ;_;

[@ChozoSR388]

The fact that MeatSpin is still around is amazing...that was around when I was in high school, like 20 years.

[@freddiemercury8237]

1:07 Yo didnt know jack and damien had beef tho

[@DesMuttYS]

18:09 they left out one of the best parts. President Johnson did this with multiple newlywed couples, to see if the bride and groom would try to help each other, or just save themselves.

[@ZoeZparkles]

As someone with Athazagoraphobia, the first one would make me cry

[@threeicedcreams]

11:35 more proof that landlords are inhuman & don’t deserve rights

[@dogsareawesome9197]

My biggest fear is death, so I wouldn't want to be friends with the first guy

[@JoystickGuardian]

12:29 my theory for this one is that the lady actually has a history of kidney failure and planed to give it to her

[@the-gaming-lukez]

I feel pretty bad for the dude who got tricked into the bathroom 💀

[@DoreanGrace]

09:00 that voice acting is exquisite

[@baliyae]

Another great video! Jack never fails to amaze us!

[@Zer-ec4ly]

That kid not only dead in the game, but irl too 😅

[@me-myself-i787]

5:40 His cackle is so creepy at 0.25 × speed.

[@Chaos_WolfAC]

It is😂 but why were you listening to it like that?

[@ZebulunGreaney]

JESUS!!!!!!

[@WatermelonOfDoom]

It sounds like screams of pain

[@DinosaurNick]

The fact the Click not only found his way onto r/FoundSatan but also made it into an Emkay video-

[@lerarosalene]

3:02 that's literally the plot of one of the Torchwood episodes lmao

[@elysegnade9967]

Bro, never ever, ever donate a kidney or any other organ to your boss. You don't owe them shit and they don't need to literally own a piece of you.

[@Dragoniccat]

Hey, Jack, there’s something you didn’t notice at 24:50. Definitely not just reminding you of the mouse cursor problem so you DO remember.

[@S.A.F.T.I]

"I'm sorry but you look like my high school boyfriend who passed away." "You have terrible taste in men, take it as a sign."

[@infamous1857]

“I’d cry” proceeds to make whale noises

[@MeIsSmogee]

21:08 damn bro really got the final payback, huh?

[@mwzngd1679]

7:49 lmfao I think that's a paradox. since there are 4 options, the answer should be 25% right? but since there are 2 answers saying "25%" they are both correct so the chance is 50%. But that means 50% is the only correct answer so it's 25%... and so on.

[@WatermelonOfDoom]

33.3%

[@lazerlemurGD]

Holy shit I found a wild mwzngd in their natural habitat

[@mwzngd1679]

@@lazerlemurGD holy hell I got found

[@akaeron6472]

Indont fear being forgottten. Dont fear dying. I dont fear hights or spiders. What i fear.... What keeps me awake at night.... Is knowing when i finally do die, its that noone will care. Noone will miss me... that noone will even know i lived in the first place... That i will simply just not be there. And that noone will even notice.

[@shroomian2739]

20:04 okay it’s funny and all but this is legitimately good singing

[@Whimsykit]

3:25 their username is very accurate

[@adrianbrown3085]

Seeing The Click show up in a r/foundsatan video makes the most sense ever. Well, between this and a certain other subreddit...😈

[@LilithOnRoblox]

8:05 , there are 4 answers, 2 of which are 25%, so the answer would be 50%, but still, with that mindset, the answer would be 75%, which isn't an option.

[@BUNOBUNO-so5nu]

Nah just a paradox

[@Alexa-Raine]

If that "60%" was "100%" 😂 Total mindfuk.🤯

[@superautogamingfan]

should've texted back the first one with "Sorry, who's this?"

[@fishyfow3767]

1:07 I HAVE AN *OLDER* BROTHER WITH THAT NAME AND YES ANYONE WITH THAT NAME IS A MENACE

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

Especially narrator Lee. But he's a wholesome menace.

[@Agriz1210]

13:57 I like this part because the dude’s name is Jonathan Kramer, and the narrator makes a joke about putting a pig head in the bathroom.

[@ArihanBaroliaA]

6:00 In the Amanda joke, he should have instead called her Muhammad so to have the highest probability to get it right.

[@VarietyPuppets]

The crossover...IT HAS BEGUN!!!!! THE CLICK AND EMKAY CROSSOVER!!!!

[@ladykoiwolfe]

There have been others

[@tinabosworth1602]

What is the click?

[@VarietyPuppets]

@tinabosworth1602 The Click is another youtuber that covers subreddits like Emkay but with only one guy, he's quite funny and I do recommend him. He covers everything between r/FoundSatan to r/Furryirl and to r/HellsomeMemes

[@tinabosworth1602]

@@VarietyPuppets oh ok, Thank you

[@VarietyPuppets]

@@tinabosworth1602 no problem, bud

[@aribantala]

3:20 My brother in Christ, are you trying to create the Cystypig from The Outer Worlds???

[@Purpletisc]

The fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continued

[@TheMarulaMonarch]

8:00 this feels like a subjective question for like a personality test

[@persononyoutubereal]

i would be the kinda person to make a video game, but the music will *randomly* play in one headphone ear ONLY. so the person thinks there’s something wrong with their headphones. this includes boss music too.

[@barletproductions]

i can't tell if it's just the video lagging or if the editor is Satan in this one, the visuals are behind a sentence from the audio. Like if Jack said "hi" then afterwards said "I'm jack" all it'd show is Hi until after he says "I'm jack"

[@AzvidPlayz]

Post: "She Cheated on me" Me: "Did you Upperdecker?" 20:10

[@chaoswarriorx4411]

I cannot even begin to describe how much I am feeling towards the boss who fired the employee for the kidney

[@JunkstHat3605]

13:40💀 20:36 … 23:52 PFFFFT 25:52 LMFAO

[@sourisvoleur4854]

Proof, if we needed more, that bosses and landlords are subhuman.

[@notBlacklight]

1:53 it’s 10 isn’t it?

[@ze-dude2192]

HOLY RNJESUS SOMEONE REMEMBERS ORDER OF OPERATIONS I posted a similar thing in a discord server and got laughed at by several idiots. I wish I had thought to send them a picture with my graphing calculator and the right answer.

[@lucatrione3033]

Yes

[@Spexx368]

15:17 I solved it, I made every side have the same color: red

[@being7310]

8:10 every single combination of ways that goes down are going thru my head because I really want to find one in which I don’t feel so betrayed for him to the point that I want to-at the bare minimum-find every single card and burn them.

[@being7310]

As an autistic person that doesn’t do social cues well and has a lot of social anxiety I’m only just becoming courageous enough to get over, I both see myself getting out of such a situation before the bathroom scene and… well I don’t know why, but my mind really likes showing me the worst outcomes of that bathroom meeting.

[@BlueberryDragon13]

I don’t know why but the thought of eating meat of some animal that is still alive is terrifying. For some reason, cannibalism is more gross to me if the person is still alive, than eating a dead body.

[@Milwalke]

the legend has released a video, THY HAS EMERGED!

[@A1Snoided]

you have emerged?

[@Milwalke]

@@A1Snoided no, EmKay has

[@A1Snoided]

ok , bhaiya@@Milwalke

[@Milwalke]

@@A1Snoided Wait... YOURE INDIAN TOO?

[@A1Snoided]

@@Milwalke yes.

[@ImNotCreativeEnoughToMakeUser]

10:35 Let me point out that Coraline would somewhat fit the bill of the previous post. A house and a farm with no outside world

[@Preppy_Glisten]

1:48 YO THE CLICK

[@eduardostapenko6808]

4:00 a pig can take few hits before head will be chopped off, and head will need time to stop being sentient

[@Anarqism]

I was listening to this on the background and it sorta became background noise, then 25:48 came up and I jhave no words

[@Kubus77]

The Click made it on MKay... In r/foundsatan... He must be overflowing with joy!

[@brunothebat4122]

24:57 No worries, Jay. You'll still remember it through this video.

[@gerbillover3186]

The answer choice is because the students will be paranoid that they're messing up because it's too easy. I always have to recheck my answers when I get the same letter a few times in a row.

[@aeithy]

18:10 this is great, if i ever get rich i wanna do this

[@mertar3608]

8:09 Oh I love that, they are trying to trick you because 4 possible answers 1in4 = 25%. But because 25% is there twice that becomes a 2in4 chance.

[@Dalekzilla54]

3:05 I think there's an episode of Torchwood that does this, but with a huge alien lump thing instead of a pig.

[@Alexa-Raine]

You can do this with vegetables to make them last longer.

[@MasqueradeMisuOriginal.]

9:56 looked like samwiches in plastic boxes, it took so long for my brain to process it otherwise

[@lindseyfrank9320]

I can hear every. Single. Person featured just laughing to themselves