THE BEST OF r/MILDLYiNFURIATING

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Damien ► / damienlee
Lexi ► / xycronva
Jack ► / @jaymick
Damien | ROBLOX OOF SOUND: 0:00
Lexi | tap the chicken??: 13:38
Damien | WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT???: 25:46
Jack | AHAHAHA WHY: 35:42
Damien | END THIS NOW: 53:06

[@how7227]

didn’t realise that this video was an hour long and was so confused when damien turned into lexi

[@hughmann_]

same

[@MiroDest]

Me too i was just gonna coment about his voice change

[@reap3514]

@@Loxrir I mean it's a very basic name to be fair

[@legionx4046]

ah yes casually transforming into a different person lol

[@spotlight8622]

@@Loxrir d. H Zz V

[@captainjackknife5817]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1168">19:28</a> Lexi, on behalf of all retail workers that hate this as much as I do, thank you very much for making a difference. It's my biggest pet peeve, especially when they pick it up, literally do not move, and still put it back in the wrong spot.

[@user-eb8df6uw1w]

I put I back to I thought everyone did

[@buggy96]

whenever i see something slightly off in a store i immediately start putting it back on its right shelf

[@DasypeltisKing]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1208">20:08</a> “I scream, you scream, we scream… *IN THE TERRIBLE HOUSE FIRE AT THE FAMILY REUNION* “

[@LadywiththeLamp]

slay

[@fishnugget3672]

CHUCKLES?!

[@Mercury_From_Solarballs]

“You know I had chlamydia!” (I think that’s how you spell it)

[@DasypeltisKing]

@@Mercury_From_Solarballs “I wish there was wine in hell _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):”

[@mikk.t.7824]

"I cream, you scream, we all cream..."

[@Angelwings1091]

The family who left the dog at the shelter and then returned to adopt another dog shouldn't be allowed to. Like, how dare you?!

[@teariet.tekken-wolffenn5881]

The thing I love the most about these videos is how Damien makes himself laugh like a maniac. I love to hear him laugh. It's a healthy one that comes from the soul. Love it! Makes me crack up too.

[@aToxicFlower]

I was literally also thinking that!

[@teariet.tekken-wolffenn5881]

@@aToxicFlower He is so like "whatever". I love how he doesn't take himself seriously. I love watching videos that bring happiness.

[@user-ws6un5fm2q]

0:40

[@xdtfdragon-blade8280]

Damien after sneezing sounds likes there's a cut between every word XD

[@cristal9841]

Oh my god 😂😂😂

[@jessicablack2346]

sounds like Steve-o

[@simpletoastvibes]

Unrelated but nice pfp👌

[@Gl-my8fw]

Is he back or are they re using old videos? I havent watched in awhile

[@xdtfdragon-blade8280]

@@simpletoastvibes and same to you my cultured friend

[@slusheeman7440]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="662">11:02</a> I think the infuriating part is that they messed it up on purpose by putting the numbers right to left instead of left to right, messing up the art.

[@DBLismyfavorite]

Yes, I was gonna comment that

[@estrellasadie7163]

DAMIEN'S LAUGH MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD HELP MY HUMOR IS BROKEN

[@NeneARZ]

Same lol

[@Λεμόνι]

*BREAD* 🍞🍞🍞

[@NeneARZ]

@@Λεμόνι why?

[@flowerpotdoesrhythmgame1]

@@Λεμόνι i like bread but why

[@bombdotcom2168]

That and him saying "There's a funky guy in the straw" had me dying

[@thepaleone2369]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1960">32:40</a> as a Costco employee, I can say with confidence that it **IS** a Costco. You're right, we don't colour code our pallets. If you notice, every single product that is on the floor uses a white pallet. However, all other products that are being stored up on the orange shelves still have thier original pallet that they got delivered on. every supplier uses different sized/coloured pallets, and one of the merchandiser's (fancy word for employees who prep products for sale) main jobs, is to re-stack the product onto a clean white pallet. Different areas in the store are technically "colour coded". A certain section may only ever use white pallets for thier ground stock, while others may only use the blue ones. I've never seen an area use the red pallets tho, they always get send back to receiving.

[@Monsterdrool]

That and the color of the shopping carts.

[@ukonnokia]

Was looking for this reply As an ex Costco employee I second this. Those are the same price tags.

[@EkaterinaGoldstone]

Yep, definitely Costco. Those newer carts are easy to distinguish.

[@michellewong206]

Idk why, but I was mildly infuriated by how confident he was that it was a Sam's Club when it clearly isn't lol.

[@RoyalWolfer]

Just to add to this the blue pallets are Chep pallets. Chep makes and leases out those pallets to anyone who opens an account with them. Its not cheap to start with but it means that when you send pallets of stock out you can call up Chep to get replacements and that you can make sure you always have pallets. Plain colour pallets are not super easy to find for cheap so its a valuable company to have and they aren't the only ones who do it Loscam does too.

[@zachtalongamesyt9981]

Hey just FYI, the whole "putting items back on a shelf where they don't belong" thing is actually against the law in the US... it's considered shoplifting, because it can lead to errors in inventory counts that make the store appear to be missing inventory

[@KirstenMarie_MS3]

Even worse is when a customer picks up that misplaced item, expecting it to be much cheaper. Most people will just shrug and accept the cashier's apology. But there are always a few who will absolutely lose their shit and throw a temper tantrum. And, of course, the people who pitch a hissy fit do so even when the price difference is something like $2. 🙄

[@fluffyfeathers2124]

i usually go out to stores with my family, and we're always annoyed by seeing the misplaced items (especially because my mom has worked in a lot of retail jobs) but we never have time to put any of them back where they go if I had the time and patience to do it, i'd literally go through the whole store just to return one item back to where it goes, and in my area i'd probably find at least a small cart's worth of OTHER misplaced items to look for, and the only motivating force i'd have is my love for organizing & cleaning things (though, at that point, It would start to look like I'm an employee regardless of if the store has a uniform so maybe i shouldn't do that)

[@KirstenMarie_MS3]

@@fluffyfeathers2124 Other people may have a different opinion, especially in places with higher population density, but I got to the point where "shop backs" were never annoying, in and of themselves. (The aforementioned customer reactions were a different story.) They gave me something to do. Retail in small town gets boring between the hours of 5pm and 10pm. Only exception was in the pharmacy, where there are always Rxs to fill, phone calls to make, or inventory counts to do.

[@ashheart985]

The worst instance I've seen of this is someone that left a frozen meal, in the bread isle, a very unrefrigerated place. It was very warm by the time I had found it. Well thanks whoever did that now that product is destroyed! :)

[@jfinney225]

I don't think that's accurate. You can't be charged with shoplifting until you actually leave the stores last set of doors.

[@Boundwithflame23]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1170">19:30</a> Lexi you are a heroine to every retail worker out there. Just be careful you don’t run into people who think you’re an employee because you’re putting stuff back where it belongs

[@coltonmatheson7698]

Whenever Lexi does the demonic voice kind of thing it’s just perfect

[@i_are_penguin805]

the one about the dog being excited to see owners at shelter but the owners are there to adopt a different dog is not mildly infuriating its absolutely blood boiling

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

Yeah that genuinely made me upset

[@techsupport6964]

ITS EXCITED NOT EXITED!

[@i_are_penguin805]

@@techsupport6964 yea yea ik I'm not stupid I got big ass fingers it's hard to type on a phone OK

[@unnamedscribble]

its actually really sad as someone who loves animals

[@owenplays3770]

Time?

[@jeremyblade7561]

The push button on automatic doors is often not wired. They are battery operated and work like a garage door opener. Someone clearly got them mixed up after changing batteries.

[@useronski]

Thanks chief

[@jeremyblade7561]

@@useronski No problem. We have a lot of problems with the doors at the grocery store I work at. We change the batteries one button at a time so that isn't one of them.

[@blocc0]

(OMG 176 LIKES)

[@blocc0]

lol

[@Morelyia]

honestly, its most likely just the door was locked, it looked dark out and inside was dimly lit aswell

[@AntoinettexKitten]

Damien makes me laugh so much it makes my ribs and abs hurt

[@thepopcornofthehouse]

"What abs?" -Toxic emo slender oder

[@TheLeafOSC]

E,.RR.O,.,..,.R. .EXE

[@rapidfirefox911]

go to the doctor

[@LadywiththeLamp]

the Damien demon is ripping out of your body.

[@Hafiere]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1751">29:11</a> Yeah, that earphone is designed to have the mic closer to one side of the head. The side with the longer wire is designed to go behind the user's neck.

[@FennecTECH]

The headphones. The longer one goes arround the back of your neck. This results in the cable not pulling on your ear and not going down the middle of your chest. It looks and feels nicer. It comes down from your shoulder and more easily goes to your pocket. The lump also makes it fit easier in your in your ears and hold better.

[@wrongnumber9389]

This helped me figure out how to properly wear these, thanks.

[@rAd3aL]

and the short one is short because the mic is closer to your mouth for handsfree use

[@walkingdead9726]

I always thought that this was just some sort of poor design, but thats a really cool way to work it

[@LRM12o8]

Looks and feels nicer is subjective, I absolutely hate it.

[@_ChrisLeTherian_]

No offense, but why tf is there so much space between each period

[@kittycatzuka]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="307">5:07</a> iirc the full story of that post is that, the dog had escaped the backyard, and when the owners went to the shelter to adopt another dog, they didn't realize that their missing dog was at that same shelter. Still sad, but thankfully later on the dog was adopted by someone willing to give him a loving home.

[@moralbackboneofachocolatee143]

that's so sad oml

[@rawr7804]

:’(

[@noahv1479]

Why wouldn’t they get the same dog? I would happily readopt a lost pet if it meant I could bring them home. What is wrong with people?

[@dream_walker9726]

Omg 🥲

[@melonrue]

@@noahv1479 assumably, they really had no idea that the dog was there and had since given up the ghost on relocating their missing dog. They didn't know it really was their old dog there, and they had already gone there specifically to adopt another dog, so on the grounds of genuinely not knowing they might not be bad people.

[@LegoOnyx27]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1416">23:36</a> 8 year old me's Minecraft house:

[@ajreukgjdi94]

At my highschool for senior prank day one year, 6 seniors decided to show up early and park their lifted, long-a** trucks sideways, breaching 8 SPACES! Like, honestly, I was impressed that they had enough braincells to realize that was even possible. So the closest 48 spots were taken up. Except a bunch of kids with smaller cars just parked them in completely. It was hilarious.

[@amaryllis.2259]

Damien: "metric system is the way to go!" "Imperial lied to us!" also Damien: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="754">12:34</a>

[@sergiokaminotanjo]

maybe hes from Canada?

[@amaryllis.2259]

@@sergiokaminotanjo yeah

[@blank_toxic1285]

This video says it was uploaded 2 videos ago, but your comment is 3 days ago

[@offbanks]

@@blank_toxic1285 no the video is three days ago? i think its like time zones

[@AsherUniverse]

@@sergiokaminotanjo He's from Florida actually ^^

[@Veloooooo]

The Lord has blessed us with yet another hour long Emkay video.

[@pigeonette1]

Two hours later, the glass found Mr. Emkay

[@senansmomma]

Yknow emkay is the 2nd channel to their main one-

[@Veloooooo]

@@senansmomma Isn't ezpz the second channel or something like that

[@Thorn773]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1575">26:15</a> pro tip for those who also hate ads: one of those buttons next to the screen mutes it. Usually the second on down on the right side, but trial and error is still faster than the ad

[@JeereenSteam]

Ok

[@deviousredneck5109]

I feel so sad for that dog. Those people are monsters. I would adopt it in a heartbeat 😢

[@aarondeal9599]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="676">11:16</a> I can safely say that if they had put the Star Wars cartridges in the proper order as in counting up instead of down that the image would look normal

[@Drflamek21]

yes

[@zombotany3443]

But then you realize that the sixth one has nothing, which makes it look off center

[@michaelgraciale1888]

Yeah I wasn't midly infuriated by the picture I was mildly infuriated because there's a person on this planet that can't use the single braincell they have

[@bendingdemon6483]

STAR WARS... WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL THAT... THAT IS STAR TREK

[@zombotany3443]

@@bendingdemon6483 oh shit, I didn't even notice they said star wars!

[@renaestewart8434]

The part when he went like “me and the boys taking up every lane” just cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="499">8:19</a>

[@nandee1fuery]

It's also illegal for trucks to run in the left lane in most states unless they're passing. Funfact.

[@mapleshadeshadows8019]

People not putting things back where they're supposed to be is exactly why I didn't want to work at Walmart. I was literally afraid that of I did I would spend the whole shift trying to put stuff back instead of stocking shelves.

[@MasterV26]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1730">28:50</a> this made me remember that my mom used to work at an ear, nose and throat place that specialized in working with people who have vertigo. Not only is the sign out front tilted, but apparently they tilt all the pictures hanging on the walls as well

[@meirdowell]

Cords aren't a single strand, they're several strands held together by the coating on the outside. Wrapping cords wrong can lead to the small cables inside them getting twisted and bent, and maybe even broken. Wrapping or storing cords wrong for long periods of time can lead to them having a ramen noodle sort of appearance, and drastically reducing their ability to work well, along with how long they last. Wrapping your cords properly can make them last for months, even years, longer than they would ordinarily. It might take a while to learn, and your cords will take up more space, but it's worth it in the long run.

[@centerman1255]

…ok… I guess…

[@Xodabeef]

Mine lasted 8 years, then the METAL OUTPUT PART got BEND!!!!

[@meirdowell]

@@Xodabeef oh, I hate when that happens.-

[@Xodabeef]

@@meirdowell You had it more than 1 time? oh you poor soul! (Also for ensuring, i meant that the part, that goes into your phone, bent (mine went upwards).)

[@indieandfinn6940]

any scientific explanation for why mine random bent?

[@JossanElm]

The one with the dog shelter made me genuinely sad. These people don’t deserve any dog tbh… Poor dog

[@Bleach1283]

The title is mildly infuriating.

[@ToastExists]

Real or should I say real instead?

[@soup-plays-vr]

reaI

[@ShutUp359]

@@ToastExists​​⁠ "real" I like better it's funny.

[@Fdubs14]

THe subreddit name ls also “midly infuriating”

[@productoftheink]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1123">18:43</a> I'm literally eating Pocky right now and had to pause the video to check the box and sure enough, there are more Pocky tops than bottoms.

[@junibaby6515]

Damiens voice isn't raspy or anything but I believe with my WHOLE soul that he could do a PERFECT Beetlejuice impression.

[@todoroki6157]

Yesssssss

[@zaza_inhaIer]

💀💀🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️☠️☠️ ps: i find them as cringe, its not like i wanna kill them

[@todoroki6157]

@@zaza_inhaIer I'm a furry

[@Emeraldcheese]

@@zaza_inhaIer I’m lgbt

[@skellington8090]

We need him to do one for Halloween!

[@justaperson4656]

I believe emulation of older games is okay. For instance, I own pokemon colosseum, and when I found out there was a sequel (pokemon XD) WITH a miror B fight, I went to buy it. The game was discontinued years ago, so the price is around £100 for disc only

[@zainsalmon4694]

I think if you own the game already then emulation is also okay like if you at least have busted cartridge you have proof that you've owned it,not sure about games that are no longer around, but I would assume so as we can't buy them now

[@TXFDA]

Emulation itself is fine. It's downloading and sharing the games that's illegal. So technically speaking, no, downloading Pokemon XD was not "okay". It was illegal as fuck. The big thing is that no one really cares unless it's a current modern console or PC game. Downloading roms and old iso files is about on par with downloading mp3s. Even downloading 3DS games, despite being fairly recent, isn't a massive deal anymore, because they're not making 3DS games anymore. It's still super illegal and you COULD potentially get in trouble for it. But you're not likely to get in trouble for downloading some.

[@Pheatan]

Its been proven in court that any game or music or anything generally pirated that if you cant buy or view the product new in any capacity then its legally considered abandonware, making it perfectly fine to pirate.

[@zainsalmon4694]

@@Pheatan So dead consoles, but what about nintendo porting snes now, does that now make it so I can;t do taht now ?

[@wholesand]

For the spoon that had sand in it, the reason why is that the metal of the spoon was light and weak. To make it seem heavier and otherwise more durable, they fill it with sand to make the spoon seem stronger and heavier. This also leaves a nasty surprise shown at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2210">36:50</a> if the spoon happens to break open. How do I know this? It happened to me with a (different type of) spoon that I used to make tea. Note: I don't like sand in my tea.

[@SnowMexicann]

Thank you for clarifying you dont like sand in your tea

[@trlolist3332]

The girl that takes off cats collars got me so mad cant watch the video now. My cat wanders outside all the time and someone can take off his collar gave me a headache.

[@blangaman983]

anyone who watches this all the way through is literally part of r/madlads

[@ghostshooters]

Yeah,BUT ITS SO ENTERTAINING

[@moonlight5341]

W o o f

[@youtubewatcher198]

True

[@cassowarrior2782]

@@jannie1870 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjRlHSHqtefp80

[@cartoonimaker]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="638">10:38</a> “You’re releasing updates at 1am?!” Australia: **updates get released at 3am for pretty much every game**

[@foxydoesvids654]

What's mildly infuriating is that the "i" in the title is lowercase

[@mrturtle8579]

HEHE JoKES

[@helenharrison6795]

😂😂😂😂😅😂😂hahaHaha

[@Middlegamer47]

I know rIght

[@pissheater3k]

YeS I KNOW RIGHT

[@tonidufrene5845]

I LIKE iT

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="9">0:09</a> are you kidding? Two ply toilet paper? The school must be rich Idk what they’re complaining about

[@BatteryAcidBreakfast]

Mostt schools don't have 2?

[@Buzzbot-]

​@@BatteryAcidBreakfast In most American schools, you either get 1-ply or no-ply and it sucks

[@dadams8]

This is how to order at Specific Pizza. INCORRECT: Waiter: "Welcome to Specific Pizza! What would you like?" Customer: "Can I get a pepperoni pizza?" Waiter: "Of course!" (10 minutes later) Customer: "this has ONE pepperoni on it." Waiter: "That is what you ordered. Be grateful." CORRECT: Waiter: "Welcome to Specific Pizza! What would you like?" Customer: "May I have a rolled dough slab with rolled crust, topped with a layer of tomato sauce, cheese, and at least 10 pepperonis spread around the pizza. Then, heat the oven to 425 degrees and cook the pizza for 10 minutes." Waiter: "I'll get that right out." (10 minutes later) Customer: "This is a good looking pizza." Waiter: "Have a good day and enjoy your meal."

[@megaman4354]

yes

[@Chomsuya]

yes

[@Urvv]

yes

[@nubiol]

Yes

[@FairytalesOfYesterday]

Yes

[@humairagea]

Yes

[@sakura_atsuko]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="170">2:50</a> he just doxxed himself

[@EdwardOttaBR]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1269">21:09</a> THIS IS MY STREET LOL This monstruosity is where an old lady puts her hot dog tent every night in Fortaleza/CE, Brazil

[@YourWaywardDestiny]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1434">23:54</a> Everyone in my house has long hair regardless of species, age, or gender except one single cat. We went through vacuum belts like tissues for a long time. We decided a roller-less upgrade was worth it and anyone having this much hair in their hour, the price is worth it.

[@HoloSohma]

I still love how he calls the spider a funky guy

[@legoman5491]

Damien, you make me laugh when you laugh, just a common laugh, not exaggerated makes it perfect

[@silver_studiosStArZ]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1826">30:26</a> as a person with poor eyesight and ADHD, this hurt me so much, but I did find out what it says. It says "the sooner I stopped giving a f*** the sooner I realized everything made sure who was and wasn't real family." not only was this hard to read, but they said everything instead of everyone

[@filipkalus9066]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1531">25:31</a> I laughed at it way more than I'm comfortable to admit 😂

[@1andonlykaleb]

You never disappoint me emkay, good way to fight my depression with some infuriating stuff

[@cassowarrior2782]

@@jannie1870 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjRlHSHqtefp80

[@MarkMillerOrSomethin]

understandable

[@Cyrogenesis.]

wth is this reply section (if they removed it. just note that there's so many bots)

[@cassowarrior2782]

@@Cyrogenesis. I think KZbin needs to go on a banning spree at getting rid of all of these Damn bots Also I agree wobbuffet is pretty cool

[@Cyrogenesis.]

@@cassowarrior2782 thanks for understanding my acc name lol

[@nero.does.art.]

who agrees lexi's voice is like.. ADORABLE?? it sounds like a dubbed anime girl (no offense if that offenses them) and it's like SOOOO adorable!!

[@SmoothCriminal69]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="930">15:30</a> rare sighting of Lexi turning into Satan himself

[@tonidufrene5845]

Herself* Lexi is trans lesbian.

[@Stephanie-fq4jg]

“There’s a funky guy in the straw” Me who’s wearing a mugman shirt: *makes drunk ena noises*

[@ThtSunbreaker]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2070">34:30</a> As someone from Australia, those smart boards and putting all the pens in the wrong area is just beyond relatable

[@dream_walker9726]

My second grade teacher used to mix up the colours on purpose just the watch us little kids itching for recess or smth so we could fix them lol

[@isappycracks]

what? why this comment is up side down

[@ThtSunbreaker]

@@isappycracks because I'm bold

[@Rowec]

Wait my man that’s an Aussie thing?

[@ThtSunbreaker]

​@@Rowec once my classroom switched from chalk boards to smart boards we always had to recalibrate it or the pen would draw on the opposite side of the board. Realised now I wrote the wrong thing entirely but yeah its basically the same, someone would always switch them and it was normally me, and I found it just slightly annoying so I assumed others did too

[@mlgpuppyman4011]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="290">4:50</a> this door requires another player to open from the other side

[@the_youtuber6464]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1535">25:35</a> "What are you using to charge that phone? The residual charge in a Dead PIKACHU!?" Had me laughing for 5 minutes

[@cuparencu4264]

Just realised that the Emkay background Song sounds almost exactly like King Dice's them from CupHead

[@DRamirez07]

I know right? I was playing cuphead and went into king dices thing and had to turn on emkay to listen to it again

[@MarkMillerOrSomethin]

same lmao

[@A-Broken-Greatsword]

DeeLee: *calls Star Trek as Star Wars by accident* Star Trek fans: "you have sealed your fate"

[@shelton_causier]

The Spock high court will now decide your fate

[@_MarioFangirl_]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1313">21:53</a> Everyone when Funky Kong is playable in Wave 6 of the Booster Course Pass:

[@NootandBoots]

I love how Damien calls spiders "funky guys" i will now refer to jumping spiders as jumping funky guys

[@yourlocalvoid308]

PFFT- "Ah, look at that!" "Aye, it's one of 'em... jumpin' funky guys!"

[@Angelwings1091]

I'll stick with my usual name for them. Ahem. *Screams bloody murder*

[@randaranatunga7259]

Well I know what I’m doing for the next hour and six minutes! I’m not even joking these compilations are so freaking fun to watch Good on ya Emkay team

[@a.so4747]

Wow 4 bots

[@lilysmum86]

@@a.so4747 yea why so many bots?😑

[@cassowarrior2782]

@@jannie1870 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjRlHSHqtefp80

[@om3gakais3r]

Good news, you'd get almost a minute extra!

[@hockeykidwjm6865]

Every time you see an engineering fail just remember it took a whole ass team to build it and nobody questioned the design

[@Redmoon_13]

An hour long video of pain love it just for me yay! Love you Emkay

[@Kittycat246.]

the song that starts the compilation vids always brings a smile to my face

[@turisuto]

I wonder if Damien ever figured out the cord issue lol. They’re just twisted but it makes it looked warped. Untwist the cords <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="740">12:20</a>

[@vibegames15]

It might be intentional due to the data transmission stuff with tighter warps is better and I cba to explain at 1 am, reply to me if you want the reason

[@kingdomcome3914]

@@vibegames15 Well, you could've just stated the reason anyways without the hassle.

[@Alchemist-sand]

Lexi’s voice is just so calming no matter what

[@AleksaFemic]

Person: You can't arrest me! Police: 𝙔 𝙀 𝙎 𝙄 𝘾 𝘼 𝙉

[@dreamberry4496]

Amazing as always keep making amazing content! You truly are very talented and i hope you know that!

[@FujishimaAkiko]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="378">6:18</a> and depending on the plug style that goes into the wall outlet, they could have also fed the cord through the hole without unplugging it from the back of the monitor.

[@mrutyunjay2916]

Person: You cant arrest me Police: *Y E S I C A N*

[@AlexP-je6ji]

OmG 1 liKe

[@user-nw8fw8pw5d]

hi emkay your videos have been helping me a lot with covid

[@icezexter]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="760">12:40</a> could be bolted to the wall tho

[@gamer3428]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3004">50:04</a> nothing about this is actually infuriating, it's a common occurence when solving bigger cubes and can always be fixed with the same set of moves. It's called a parity.

[@turtleman1269]

yea that angers me it's just an oll parity

[@OOAAOOOOAAAA]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1066">17:46</a> , my sister works at Mcdonalds and trained this young kid and after my sister showed him how simple the beverages stand was, he gave at least 7 people warm milk because apparently hot CHOCOLATE's don't have chocolate

[@Kamukamukamukamukamu]

That's hilarious

[@goatmilk1428]

I love the emkay intro

[@azuincapable]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2484">41:24</a> THIS IS THE LADY THAT TOOK MY CAT. THIS IS THE REASON. I HAYE HER AND WILL GET REVENGE.

[@AnormalHoovy]

These videos just make me realize how much I miss Damian

[@NWRNo.17Misery]

We all do man

[@Cat_Garfield]

He has channels

[@bezmagica]

Why did he leave, amyways?

[@YoungMrBlue]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="24">0:24</a> the irony is that you'll need scissors to cut that just so you can use the scissors

[@missm0ka]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2476">41:16</a> this person does not want to meet me I'd have to hold back from trying to knock thier lights out. I've had my cats come back with out collars bc they lose them regularly since they're breakaway, but I've also had a cat disappear and come back harnessless and flea collar less, like who messed with my cat when my family let it out. See I would not be bothered by not being able to find my cats nearly as much if they could keep collars on or were all chipped (only one is, she's blue so I really extra don't want someone to just pick her up and take off with her)

[@Maisy-ann]

One time I was at the zoo and a peacock stole the cheese from my lunchable. Most traumatic event in my life.

[@clevercryptid5376]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1839">30:39</a> , I very much feel that pain. As an artist trying to find certain textures, a things to do random stuff, it pains me when there's just a block background instead of it ACTUALLY being transparent.

[@awesomestyles]

8 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing This is my 371st day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.

[@human-zv5on]

Today’s almost the day Shorts Wars 2 begins. Suppose I’m gonna watch 1 hour vids like this one until the dust settles.

[@almightyyt2101]

After half an hour listening to this stuff I spontaneously developed astral awareness

[@MrJamesCaster]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="64">1:04</a>:02 if I remember correctly those rims are called kneecappers and are legitimately meant to cause harm to people and/or damage to anything that gets too close while driving.

[@jackcampbell6529]

are they illegal?

[@rando.m.e]

So it's a shit person

[@jovindsouza3407]

I love how the link to Lexi in the description is instead a link to Robin's twitter🤦‍♂️

[@kermanite]

isn't that the point

[@br0wh769]

@@jannie1870 wtf

[@cassowarrior2782]

@Random Videos on the Internet kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjRlHSHqtefp80

[@cassowarrior2782]

@@jannie1870 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjRlHSHqtefp80

[@TheAlmightyBlob]

@@cassowarrior2782 haha that's so good

[@knockout8418]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="671">11:11</a> okay steel benches in freezing weather can be bad, however what aggrovates me even more is the fact that the second leg of the bench is not aligned into the square unlike the first one

[@franklingossett364]

I applaud the person who parked their car in the cart return. Thats some serious skill!

[@darrellgardner4561]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1400">23:20</a> As some who emulates games, that isn't how that works. Just because you don't have access to something, doesn't make it ok to illegally download them. The fact that you want access to them or want to preserve them doesn't make it legal to pirate a game. Companies are not required to give you infinite access to a product. I don't care about emulation, I just hate that argument.

[@LulfsBloodbag]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="822">13:42</a> I know this may seem infuriating, but it actually is different. For example when dealing with tolerances, 0.1 and 0.10 are two completely different numbers. In every day use they are the same, but in many fields of engineering and science it actually is important. It could also be that the question asked for significant figures, we can't see that though.

[@officialteaincorporated243]

Probably not to be honest, teachers not setting multiple answers is a very common thing

[@LulfsBloodbag]

@@officialteaincorporated243 Yeah I know that one. Fucking Issac physics, hated that app cause you'd never know what answer it wanted. Half of the time I had to flag the questions so the teacher could manually mark them as correct

[@powellmiller3845]

@@officialteaincorporated243 possible but the question may have asked for 2 significant figures specifically, i've been marked wrong on things for not reading all the way to see the question wanted sig figs

[@jeremyfair6222]

Month out of date, but the 2nd one is in Parentheses, so, that makes it a negative number.

[@janegacha5148]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3465">57:45</a> nah there is a perfect slice for whoever has not known for 1 WHOLE YEAR

[@redactedcharacter]

Criminal Activity at its finest

[@HtwoASeventyOne]

"there's a funky guy in the straw" I'm dying <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="648">10:48</a>

[@rachael5099]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJ3EZmR3l5l_e9E😏😏

[@cosmiccurlyq4586]

YES SAME-

[@franl155]

There was a news story some years ago in the UK: during a spell of quite bad weather, three lorries drove abreast, taking up all the lanes of the motorway, and drove at a safe speed to prevent cars overtaking and driving dangerously fast for the road conditions. The traffic was tailed back for miles behind them, and in front of them was a clear open road. The police said later that had they been aware of it, they'd have had to charge the lorry drivers, but I wonder ... they said this *after* the event; surely it went on long enough for it to have been noticed - after all, the newspaper photographer got there while it was still going on. By preventing cars from going at dangerous speeds under the current weather conditions, those drivers may well have saved lives. [] rea car parked over walkway: I saw CCTV footage where a car pulled up late at a red light so that the front was over the pedestrian crossing space forcing everyone to walk round it, but the driver didn't attempt to back his car out of their way. Until a couple of blokes just walked straight ahead, climbed up on to the car walked across the bonnet, and down the other side. Then the driver backed up.

[@BethJoan]

There were also indiscriminate shooting around late 90’s in the northern USA. I heard about truckers boxing in family drivers during that time to protect them. It could be from then too.

[@zachcharbonneau]

the one where the dog's owners came to get a different dog, that's not mildly infuriating, that's both sad and ENRAGING! HOW DARE THEY BE SO CRUEL AS TO NOT BRING BACK THAT PUPPO!

[@Duckie___]

I’m so fricking tired rn but I can’t go to sleep because I have to brush my teeth first and I’m to lazy to go do it so I’m watching an emkay video while slowly falling asleep instead

[@donaldgannon5746]

when damien talks about the chewy bars that really resonated with me. i would always say i would only eat 1, then i would eat another., and soon they would be gone

[@ashleybontrager4526]

Lol

[@trelloyd]

I like how 60% of the videos are voiced by Damien, his laugh gets me every time

[@Dave_the_person]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2190">36:30</a> are we not gonna talk about how there's a kitty there tucked under the blankets?

[@AidanGaming2]

i swear these videos are great time passers im currently waiting for a game to download and it will porbably be done soon