my mom taught me that when you say hey, people say "hay is for horses", you respond with "and cows like you"
@YesImMentallyInsaneWhyDoYouAskАй бұрын
I was told " hay is for horses, straw is cheaper, grass is free."
@BitterbugboyАй бұрын
What was the point of that? Hey wasnt really a rude thing to say or anything so
@Xx_Obsidian_Tears_xXАй бұрын
@@Bitterbugboy i know; its to get back at people who are mad at you for saying "hey"
@mach2223Ай бұрын
@@YesImMentallyInsaneWhyDoYouAsk I dunno what you're smoking but where I am the grass is most definitely not free.
@YesImMentallyInsaneWhyDoYouAskАй бұрын
@@mach2223 I too don't know what im smoking
@gaber990Ай бұрын
6:24 second eyelid to protect from the sand and saltiness of the sea while still allowing for sight was omitted
@feuerlingАй бұрын
I think that's a third eyelid, we already have two
@Luna-ej4miАй бұрын
@@feuerling but they're non fuctional
@arrakaarkana6281Ай бұрын
@@Luna-ej4miyou can't close your eyes?
@feuerlingАй бұрын
@Luna-ej4mi the third eyelid in humans is vestigial. The upper and lower lids work just fine in healthy people. So it would be a functional third eyelid, like the nictitating membrane of a crocodile.
@johannaappleforest7482Ай бұрын
@@feuerlinghuh? I can’t blink or do anything with my lower eyelid
@maddie2cool851Ай бұрын
The aita joke one reminds me of a aita reddit joke video that had a family guy clip + subway surfers one and it said " I (m23) found out that my girlfriend (f10) killed 300 people in the most gruesome ways ever heard of in the millions of years that have we have existed hell and bombed 20 countries so in response I broke up with her and told her she sucked.. AITA for doing that 🙀?" And it had like 500 sound effects.
@12septembierАй бұрын
i like how you know it word for word
@-WiItingWiIIo-Ай бұрын
HELP WHAT
@emeraldbaby3191Ай бұрын
Is it weird that the thing I'm most concerned about here, is the fact that a 10 year old, would be dating a 23 year old?
@-WiItingWiIIo-Ай бұрын
@@emeraldbaby3191 not at all
@emeraldbaby3191Ай бұрын
@@-WiItingWiIIo- ok then, fair enough 👌
@assassincheese0Ай бұрын
16:36 MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS
@welpxdlolАй бұрын
YEAH! YEAAAAH!
@Lilly_watermelonsugarАй бұрын
Explosive lemons?
Ай бұрын
@@Lilly_watermelonsugarcombustible lemons.
@altgeditzАй бұрын
PORTAL MENTIONED!1!1!1!1!
@DragonKnightJin25 күн бұрын
Also, fun fact: Lemons did not grow naturally. We, as humans, gave life lemons!!
@Tcent-ef4mgАй бұрын
0:12 I used those in Elementary School, it was called “Fundations”. Basically Ed is the creator of Fundations
@belladonnaplumb9376Ай бұрын
Is it like...kinda culty?
@wildbubАй бұрын
Bit narcissistic huh?
@Tcent-ef4mgАй бұрын
@@belladonnaplumb9376 a little lol
@Tcent-ef4mgАй бұрын
@@wildbub yeah, kinda weird now that I think about it
@belladonnaplumb9376Ай бұрын
@@Tcent-ef4mg oof
@wairgaldАй бұрын
1:58 - I love how Damian refers to Vincent D'Onofrio as just "this guy". For those of you that don't know who Vincent is, he was the lead character on Law-and-Order Criminal Intent for a decade, played the King Pin in the Netflix Daredevil show, and had roles in several popular movies and TV shows since the late 1980's.
@andrewollmann304Ай бұрын
He was also in Kubrick’s Full Metal Jacket.
@Grey_Warden_InvasionАй бұрын
I don't know him. So to me he's also just "this guy".
@PrincessFidelmaАй бұрын
THANKYOU! I was looking at his name thinking "I'm sure he was one of the Law & Order's", but I'm to tired to google...
@andrewollmann304Ай бұрын
@@PrincessFidelma He was Robert Goren, best profiler in the business.
@Nova-bv5qbАй бұрын
That's because he can't pronounce the name. Last I remember he said "Vincent d'Onononoforfrio"
@Shaddy20Ай бұрын
2:54 thats from MY MIDDLE SCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK DUDE
@Petroleum_pipeline10 күн бұрын
Whats it called than
@kriticalwatermelon5850Ай бұрын
1:41 A joke I always tell customers is, "What is green, fuzzy, has four legs, and would kill you if it fell on you from a tree?" The answer is a pool table
@Tyranitar.Ай бұрын
what’s the non-subverted punchline
@108weeАй бұрын
I was gonna say drop-bear but that works too
@bovid2750Ай бұрын
dude 💀
@scalykitten7565Ай бұрын
creeper
@vibaj16Ай бұрын
I'm stealing this
@bovid2750Ай бұрын
16:07 I saw the Pucci pfp and I already knew it was gonna be a gaddaym JoJo reference
@Shibanu_Ай бұрын
I can't believe Pucci would say that.
@diemoschine3477Ай бұрын
@@Shibanu_well it makes sense, he wants everyone to embrace life before his renaissance, bc after that it hardly matters
@Midas_02Ай бұрын
Read once, sound familiar. Read twice, just realised Pucci as pfp. Dammit, it was a JoJo reference all along.
@DJ4461Ай бұрын
Two steps ahead... I am ALWAYS Two steps ahead, Jotaro Kujo.
@NevermoreMadGirlАй бұрын
That Jerry/Robby one reminded me of one time in school. We were supposed to have a test but teach was running late, almost everyone left after 15mins. She arrived to only 5 of us that had stuck around, saying the printer had messed up on her. We spent the remaining class time helping her to make the test harder. At the beginning of the next class, she asked to speak with us out in the hall, she let us leave with automatic A's while everyone else took the edited test that we created.
@philippeleprohon48239 күн бұрын
Ooh, that's evil 😂 And completely deserved. I'm proud of you six for doing that.
@eusebius2319Ай бұрын
2:02 If you've ever picked up a pig before, then you would know how terrible this would be for everyone in a 5-mile radius 😂
@taitano123 күн бұрын
The screams of a pig can make the Incan Death Whistle sound like a sweet lullaby.
@ThePuff18Ай бұрын
16:20 The… The what.. is limitless?
@howdoipickaname9815Ай бұрын
The World
@wyattcastle7225Ай бұрын
ZA WARUDO!
@adityasyahputra7329Ай бұрын
Human stupidity according to Einstein
@livvyplays5558Ай бұрын
“Has not read A Cask of Amontillado” someone boutta die 💀
@CatsOverBratsАй бұрын
My mother still thinks cracking my fingers will give me arthritis. I've tried explaining to her it's a myth and how doctors have been out saying it's not true. I've even offered her to find things about it online so she can reads up on it but she refuses to be wrong about it and therefore refuses to read up on it.
@lizardlover9941Ай бұрын
My mom does that with the shaving makes your hair thicker myth
@lovelysakurapetalsytАй бұрын
My noona still believes it because she did it and got arthritis... She just had early onset arthritis because she had bad luck with genetics there. And she won't stop saying my EDS is arthritis too when it's not even close
@rogerwilco2Ай бұрын
I get really annoyed by people who refuse to learn.
@vulkarma74127 күн бұрын
I have an idea, ask them to prove it with 1 to 3 scientific papers from as close to today as possible, where it is clear this is the result. Make it clear you will NEVER believe them unless they can provide proof.
@bruhda746924 күн бұрын
@@lizardlover9941i mean, it kinda does
@Therealgelatin2230Ай бұрын
0:14 no joke this is actually what my school teaches me IM SERIOUS
@JoshuaTsopanarias20 күн бұрын
Bro this brings back so much nostalgia. But seriously how high were they when they made this?
@Therealgelatin223020 күн бұрын
@@JoshuaTsopanarias extremely
@timohara77178 күн бұрын
Yea he said classic ed situation
@ShadlygadСағат бұрын
I don’t know how but I do remember Ed not only from normal class but also MUSIC CLASS
@powerguy3976Ай бұрын
16:30 “All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?’ Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson
@user-mc5zs4sn6m15 күн бұрын
"He's saying what we're all thinking" -Glados(potato)
@StinkySeaGoatАй бұрын
16:15 wow a jojoke in the wild!
@marbulOfficial25 күн бұрын
wow a cute protogen in the wild! :3
@LizFromDecencyUnitedАй бұрын
00:58 - fun fact on the knuckle cracking thing...... what you're hearing is tiny sonic booms. That's why they make so much noise when the fluid pops. That popping actually breaks the 'speed of sound' barrier, and the result is a tiny sonic boom. Cool, huh??? (my chiropractor told me that, and I just love it! LoL)
@Flutistno3Ай бұрын
I have never believed that. If it were that simple, it couldn't cause pain, and it does.
@nationalinstituteofcheese3012Ай бұрын
No offense but this isn’t true.
@mickkelley3776Ай бұрын
Never thought I'd see the words "knuckle" and "sonic boom" together without the words "infinite jump" or "idiot" being present as well.
@gurrrn1102Ай бұрын
@@mickkelley3776close enough, she said “chiropractor”.
@LiterallyBillCipherАй бұрын
nope, its actually just some gas
@Jackie_XIIIАй бұрын
From the very beginning I would like to state that Alan Moore is an absolute legend as he created many comics that have gone down in comic history as legends such as v for vendetta, A League of extraordinary gentlemen, from hell, the watchmen, and Batman The killing joke. But yes, he is definitely a wizard on top of all of that
@andrewollmann304Ай бұрын
Alan Moore is literally a wizard, though. He is a practitioner of ceremonial magick.
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987Ай бұрын
1:11 No, no, no. Snapping your fingers turns things to dust.
@dylanstonemusic161412 күн бұрын
5:34 currently working on a short film that's a sort of modern version of that. Basically a guy steals all of his wife's sparkling water, so she imprisons him on the couch with layer after layer of weighted blankets until he dies.
@anonymoususer188Ай бұрын
2:47 Oh yeah. Right in the feels. I remember scholastic book fairs. Those most definitely were always a good time. My mother included a note with the money that she gave me for it saying that I could only use it to buy books. None of the eraser heads or the fancy pens or anything like that. Not that I minded. It was a book fair, and I was there to get books. It did cause a slight issue one year when the person running the book fair wasn't sure if books that came with a LEGO minifigure in them were okay, but fortunately she knew my mom and called her to ask about it. Knowing how much I loved LEGOs (I grew up with a massive collection of them), my mom was perfectly fine with the books that came with a LEGO figure inside. She just didn't want me to waste her money on silly things. She wanted me to get actual books, many of which I still have so many years later. As someone who has always enjoyed reading as a hobby, the scholastic book fair was a magical time. Yikes. I'm not even old yet. I'm in college for goodness sake. How am I already get this nostalgic over scholastic book fairs of all things?
@drabbitzgo2377Ай бұрын
1:35 I rate those jokes 7.8/10 for having too much water
@attackfrogsАй бұрын
7:37 reminds me that my dad once made a comment like "if reincarnation is real, i'd want to come back as one of our cats. i know i'd have to get neutered, but it'd be worth it."
@InferiisАй бұрын
7:00 not only did someone eat it with the box, someone most likely sued them for it. That's how you get stupid warning signs on stuff in the US (like in case of microwaves: don't use it for drying of pets)
@TheOneEyed-MusicАй бұрын
For anyone that doesn’t understand 16:19/16:20: It’s a JoJo’s Bizzare Adventure reference
@unknown_phantom5593Ай бұрын
Thank you, I was lost😅
@tsatsishcheАй бұрын
1:37 - somebody tuned a fish and uploaded it on KZbin
@TaranTatsuuchiАй бұрын
-Yells from the door- "I literally just read your sign!" "That's why I'm literally standing outside the door yelling to you!" "I literally am abusing an obvious loophole!"
@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworthАй бұрын
Cracking your fingers doesn't give you arthritis, but it DOES weaken long-term grip strength.
@RavBar-CGАй бұрын
I feel no difference, crack em every day
@SandrewisbackАй бұрын
@@RavBar-CGthat’s why you don’t feel a difference
@memefox1985Ай бұрын
@@RavBar-CG Well, assuming what the commenter said is true (which, I doubt it, sorta) It would be the equivalent to the frog in the slowly getting up to boiling water. It doesn't notice its getting hotter since its happening slowly for such a long period of time
@t9potatocoding757Ай бұрын
@@memefox1985the frog in that experiment was lobotomized, frogs will usually jump out of boiling water unless you remove a portion of their brain
@Speexsnkae-b7dАй бұрын
I it actually has no negative effects
@ChaosTheoriesLuxeАй бұрын
What if i used the word "literally" correctly? What then?
@AustrianAnimations-n5tАй бұрын
You will explode.
@jonathangoodwin5609Ай бұрын
It would literally be the end of the world.
@The_Top_Hat_2Ай бұрын
you would literally, not figuratively, be sleeping with the fishes
@axelbelanger2981Ай бұрын
You would literally be correct. And so am I.
@Vinemaple24 күн бұрын
Linguists call what happened to "literally" _semantic bleaching._ Go ahead, snicker, it's funny. A more colloquial term is "skunked." Both basically mean that the word has no real meaning any more, and exists merely as a verbal gesture.
@thassalantekreskel5742Ай бұрын
1:10 The "fact" about cracking knuckles is also incorrect. Your knuckles and other joints do not have air bubbles in them that burst like bubble wrap. Instead, the popping or snapping noise can come from one of two things. First, tendons associated with the joint can suddenly shift, creating a vibration similar to plucking a guitar string or a rubber band, creating a sound. The second cause is cavitation. Fluid in the joint, something all movable joints have, can create a noise when the joint moves too fast for the fluid to move accordingly, creating a brief area of low pressure that makes a void appear, like the pockets in Swiss cheese that become the characteristic holes everyone recognizes once it's sliced. These voids then immediately collapse, and the fluid itself makes the sound because of this.
@BluhbearАй бұрын
Cavitation is a fancy way of saying bubbles. but, idk... I can't speak for everyone, but I only crack my knuckles because discomfort builds over time, and eventually it hurts until I do. Something is going on, there.
@aceofspades3923Ай бұрын
13:46 I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK BC I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT DELTARUNE UNTIL THE REST OF THE TEXT GOT REVEALED 😭 didn't help that they were using the deltarune ost as bg music
@airam1721Ай бұрын
I can barely hear the background ost, you knight theorists are insane
@patrickmelo2853Ай бұрын
The background music is : dog song from undertale and die house from cuphead
@aceofspades3923Ай бұрын
@@patrickmelo2853 those aren't the only ones, there's also Lancer and Rude Buster from deltarune, and a few other undertale songs
@PersonThatExiАй бұрын
Sanest Deltarune fan:
@AracneMusicАй бұрын
8:15 POCKETS?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? You crossed the line there girl, we are getting to ambitious for our own good. Pockets... What do you want pockets for, huh? To save your spells and the ingredients for your potions? Absurd.
@samanthacanadayt15 күн бұрын
lets also add the fact that MAN SAID CROWNED JEWELS INSTEAD OF JEWELED CROWNS- but yea, POCKETS??? girl you are INSANE to think that in this world your getting POCKETS.
@jonmendelson1104Ай бұрын
5:50 Chris Traeger (Parks & Rec) would 'litrally' have to leave five minutes after he got there.
@CrabMan253929 күн бұрын
0:51 Another one is that you need to pee on a jellyfish sting to get it out. Nope, just water.
@spikeoramathonАй бұрын
15:37 Jack Douglas (no relation to the YIAY guy) was a comedian/writer in the mid-twentieth century. He was Jewish and married a Japanese woman. They had two sons and adopted a malamute and a wolf. He often wrote humorously about his home life in such books as "The Neighbors Are Ccaring My Wolf," "Honeymoon Mountain Inn," "My Brother Was an Only Child," and "Never Trust a Naked Bus Driver." They're the product of their times, so there's a bit of casual misogyny/ unenlightened thoughts, but not anything too horrible, and they are really quite funny. I inherited a whole set of his books from my father. If you can find them at your local library, they're well worth checking out for an antique chuckle.
@Redshirt214Ай бұрын
The ketchup dispenser should be filled with grape jelly since it has grapes on it, just for the n-th level fuckery. It’ll give guests a stroke!
@Techno_HaloАй бұрын
Nah both ketchup and grape jelly with a bit of actual soap so if they try to eat it...
@trishapellisАй бұрын
19:50 This is also perfect to find out which of your friends don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom.
@emtheglitchАй бұрын
my grandma always says “YOURE GONNA GET ARTHRITIS” when i crack my knuckles - i’m gonna show her that LMAO
@CoolBeansDude64Ай бұрын
6:53 guy with suspiciously pizza box shaped throat
@tysxlamАй бұрын
14:20 I went to a Juan Perro concert (a Spanish jazz fusion songwriter) the other day, and in the middle of the concert he just had a little monologue and then, there was a clarinet solo. Yes, the guy did go crazy. But it only lasted like 3 minutes. I have the video if anyone wants it.
@Vanilla3609Ай бұрын
Why is the only comment showing for me is some goofy ahh bot 😭🙏
@lazy-frogАй бұрын
I aint no robot Just got lucky
@youngcollector4212Ай бұрын
@@lazy-frog goofy ahh bot
@Eclipse-556Ай бұрын
Well kizma is pretty lucky
@Some_guy_whos_hereАй бұрын
No robot
@Boicapof_Chronicles.Ай бұрын
Maybe you're the bot
@Nothingonthisprofile72Ай бұрын
2:29 OH MY GOD IM CRYING WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
@chriskessler442Ай бұрын
13:34 now I’m just imagining the professor guy from the mummy yelling out. You must not read from the book.
@jordanluenz9263Ай бұрын
2:15 Knowing Vincent D'Onofrio wrote that makes it less wholesome & more unsettling...
@cphotenhauer415326 күн бұрын
16:29 This guy would get along great with Cave Johnson from Portal.
@seamo-vt8 сағат бұрын
What am I supposed to do with these?!
@HeyoHudsyАй бұрын
Ed is special
@maddie2cool851Ай бұрын
💀
@BrightneySticker-g9hАй бұрын
Very special ed
@KaisKreationsАй бұрын
I get it 💀
@Literally_A_TreeАй бұрын
Guy: * wins a house * Emkay: "Look at these free cookies right here'
@AdorkableDemonАй бұрын
Gotta have your priorities straight.
@universalkratos2157Ай бұрын
6:58 Dan: "So someone ate this with the shell that's crazy" Me: "I beg your pardon???" Dan: "I have two employees" Me: "Nah don't just keep fuc-"
@TheSolidMidgetOfficialАй бұрын
10:07 I love this.
@guardianv584618 күн бұрын
Joe is like an Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer that just wants things explained to him, because this world frightens and confuses him.
@nuggets647522 күн бұрын
16:18 JJBA MENTIONED
@b2fsu18Ай бұрын
You do not want gills on the beach, you want them in the water. Lobster claw is always beneficial unless you are Frank. Love you Frank.
@feuerlingАй бұрын
16:27 the lemons are a free sample
@Grady1285Ай бұрын
1:59 imagine Kingpin doing this.
@guardianv584618 күн бұрын
I think a pig being lifted up to see the stars for the first time, is like when someone clinically dies for a few minutes and says they were in heaven. It's like this great big beyond that you can never see again, no one you tell will be able to see it either.
@The_Good_Guy-s6uАй бұрын
16:22 Nice Cave Johnson isn't real, He can't hurt you Nice Cave Johnson:
@eliabeck689Ай бұрын
"[Sizable] pockets in every garment." I don't care about the rest, just this! I have all of *one* pair of pants that have pockets sufficient to carry phone, wallet, and keys. If my other pants could all do the same, I would never carry a purse or bag anywhere.
@eggnogalcoholic4 күн бұрын
7:30 it’s actually nearly impossible to fold a piece of paper in half beyond seven times (MythBusters episode), so this step three of the instructions is actually a hilarious additional obstacle for OP to complete
@alptunatuncer301725 күн бұрын
The whole joe rogan one had me dying, that is such an accurate description.
@Jaessae18 күн бұрын
I am in Germany, but went to an international school. We had scholastic bookfairs, and it was just sooo marvelous (thanks, Library ladies, you were the best). It's something I can't share with most people these days, because all my fellows from school are elsewhere, and my friends from German school never experienced this. I can give them the awesome books though, which is something.
@Sweeterpunk26 күн бұрын
3:03 what the hell that looks like my elementary school, I have that exact peanut butter and jelly eraser too..
@CatsOverBratsАй бұрын
The country is Denmark. And no, it's a myth that we have such an old law. It has never existed. The Swedes didn't even attack by walking over ice covered Øresund.
@Vinemaple24 күн бұрын
Wait, this is a specific story?
@emris2697Ай бұрын
8:50 reminds me of how my dad and my uncle always have weirdly specific times when they agree to meet up for something, purely for shits and giggles.
@Mel_BatАй бұрын
15:33 this book is actually available on amazon
@Nylak-OtterАй бұрын
...I feel like knowing where your birth certificate is is a *very* low bar.
@awesomoose7822Ай бұрын
on that last one the guy also needs an actual bottle for soap that looks like a ketchup bottle mysteriously misplaced in the bathroom cabinet or something
@Deeper489Ай бұрын
1:59 pigs can’t walk on an incline confirmed
@Veecnar7 күн бұрын
There is a great astonishment that I am currently experiencing on the 5'5" king one, holy guac did she be honest, and holy guac did that man pull. He deserves a standing ovation.
@theimperfectgod714025 күн бұрын
That buzz light-year one is gold
@lolatheidiot5000011 күн бұрын
9:44 Ngl, why did he sound like Monty Gator when reading the gator meat sign????
@d3athstreet99027 күн бұрын
I just re-found this channel and realized Damien is finally back.
@CalebNoTtransBOI-j1jАй бұрын
I love this voice-over dude. I just love him. He's funny af.
@azrealducain3123Ай бұрын
9:15 I'd forgotten the time when so many elderly decided to just be complete assholes to five year olds for no god damn reason in the most arbitrary ways they could make up. They'd do this, they'd flip their shit if our arms were not in the sky hovering over the table when we ate instead of resting them on the edge like a normal person, they'd scream at us not to cross our legs. They'd accuse us of being gang members if our shirts were not tucked in, if our pants were not tucked into our socks, if our socks weren't pulled up, if we didn't do up ALL the buttons on our shirts to the very top, or if we used hair dye. If our skirts/shorts did not go past our knees they'd say were were gang members and/or loose women/men. They were bothered by a lot of completely asinine and nonsensical things that can't sanely be considered problems. All these things and more drove them up the wall and too many of them decided to drive us five year olds up the wall about them in turn. They NEVER felt like they had a valid point. I miss them but I don't miss how they treated us sometimes. At least they were cool MOST of the time.
@Sn0w7ir3Ай бұрын
THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING THIS 8:53
@WeavementSesestea19 күн бұрын
16:23 You gotta give the lemons back, or all you see is a lemon tree, and all you'll feel is wrist strain, and your hand wrapped around a drawing tablet stylus.
@Someone-dv7hwАй бұрын
Why does such a hyper specific thing as "5 small or 2 large dragons" make complete and perfect sense?
@aeoifjapefijlАй бұрын
Incredibly spot on AI narrator for that reddit bit
@paulchaudoir190Ай бұрын
The Kardashian dialect is actually called the valley girl dialect. It first showed up in the 80's.
@alexjt921423 күн бұрын
13:15 Reigen Arataka
@kevincaruthers541227 күн бұрын
My Golden Retriever was named Dawn. Yep, she got a bandana everytime she came home from the groomer. Broke my heart when she passed. Haven't had a dog since.
@IH4TESKIBIDITOILETАй бұрын
2:21 HELP
@ZioracАй бұрын
13:19 I would 100% read that book. I assume she would say what she liked and didn't like, so I would learn a lot!
@medusathedecepticonАй бұрын
Holding a party for Burgers, Drinks, and Salsa Music actually sound like fun idea
@mrurl42Ай бұрын
Am I the only one who wants to buy that soap dispenser and go one step further, and put mustard in it?
@richardperks7776Ай бұрын
When I was in high school I would’ve been like “when life gives you lemons squeeze them into life’s eyes and watch and laugh as life suffers”...yeah, I was kind of an edgelord in high school
@theguywiththewhiteblanketАй бұрын
Funny thing about 5:33, is that Mike's school is actually forcing me to read that book
@tophatgamingk_for_karl7843Ай бұрын
You've seen a house fly. You might have even seen a dragon fly, but I bet you've never seen a donkey fly!
@pi_man3Ай бұрын
0:39 that or it’s like “AITA for torturing my kid for getting a 99% on a test that everyone else failed, the torture was only something that would make even the most hardened cartel members cringe. BTW my kid is 3 and in college.”
@0110010101110010011119 күн бұрын
6:52 I'd like to point out that this seems to be printed on the flap that is tucked inside of the box, so you can only see this instruction once you have already at least partially opened said box. So this should also be posted in r/PoorEngineering or r/DesignFails or something similar.
@PrincessFidelmaАй бұрын
The boss at 4:00 reminds me of the sort of thing one of my college tutors would have said, and there is no way I can(be bothered to) prove it isn't him, and I find that glorious 😆
@TimExplosionАй бұрын
16:20 That’s literally the plot of Stardust Crusaders
@CourierCat-2Ай бұрын
almost like...
@SeaDog1667-1stАй бұрын
A JoJo's reference. 😏
@nitemare1004Ай бұрын
so glad to hear damien's voice again here
@andrewjennings8837Ай бұрын
BROOOOOO its gonna be different at book fair this year this year its my DAUGHTER thats got book fair and we are gonna go buy a buncha shit and relive our childhood with her if ANYONE working for scholastic is reading this PLEASE DO NOT GET RID OF THE BOOK FAIR its an experience worth living if you can afford it
@WolfRayron1225Ай бұрын
1:59 saw a vid of someone trying that, the pig screamed so maybe not the best idea lol
@AV_Geek1621 күн бұрын
W H E R E. I S. T H I S. V I D E O
@human.I.think_19 күн бұрын
cracking your knuckles does if fact give you arthritis I have a few family members that have it from cracking there knuckles a lot when they were kid/young adults
@SethHisokaАй бұрын
4:28 people that are definitely not trying to steal your liver and sell it on the black market be like
@Hyprix37Ай бұрын
1:38 I can jump higher than the Eiffel tower, as the Eiffel Tower cannot jump
@alymatronicdeeare8265Ай бұрын
"Gills" :D *looks up and gets jumpscared*
@andybrooks7228Ай бұрын
One slightly used aneurism for sale. One careful owner low milage.