[ENG SUB] Cheating vs getting cheated on [ChroNoiR/NIJISANJI]

This kuronan episode was gold...
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[@Vitx0o]

Kanae's reasoning is so kind, there's no way someone like him would cheat in the first place

[@Jurico_Noes]

I think he’s a player he sounds and talks like one and his character definitely gives that idk how to explain I get where he’s coming from

[@kumiko9429]

@@Jurico_Noes nauurr knae always complains how he wants a girlfriend lol but im sure he can get one easily considering he has good looks from what other nijisanjis said :P

[@Jurico_Noes]

@@kumiko9429 yeah I mean he’s my favorite vtuber and I relate to a lot of what he says he speaks from experience and I heard he’s quite the looker probably true too

[@atexiao]

I like how kuzuha is always the brutal straightforward but stating the facts with confidence. Also his way of thinking is always on a different league As expected of someone who has the audacity to make his fan choose between him an their favourite drink xD

[@user-ww9vx5vh5c]

As a Japanese listener I know Kuzuha is actually one of the most seiso people ever in nijisanji… In another stream, when they were asked “what do you think is the definition of cheating?” Kanae said “when they start to crushing on another person,” and Kuzuha said “つれこんだら(when they take another person home.)” In Japanese language, つれこんだら usually has a sexual connotation like Netflix and chill, so Kanae was like “wait wait wait, omg please…” but Kuzuha didn’t mean it, didn’t even realize its connotation. And then Kuzuha was like “??? Why are u trying to stop me? Is my answer weird? It’s obviously cheating if she take another person home, cause I’M AT HOME!” (He imagined they’re living together) Usually when ppl are asked this question, most of them will think like if “I” do this will it be a cheating? But Kuzuha didn’t even imagine HE will be cheating… It never crossed his mind. Such a seiso vampire. He’s not a himbo but about sexual contents he has exactly same energy as Luca.

[@user-ww9vx5vh5c]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/maDKiJKGjbKKY7M Here’s a clip though it’s only in Japanese

[@soruisaaretitan]

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[@soruisaaretitan]

i like Kanaes answer more. Kanae takes these kinds of things very seriously.(like love, jealous) Thats why his answer was rlly well-thought-out phrase. Its not about kiss or something like this. If you start liking someone else at the beginning, it's over. Thats why it not the same for actors, if u dont love them he wouldnt be jealous.

[@user-ww9vx5vh5c]

@@soruisaaretitan Actually I have exactly the same idea as Kanae. But I just wanted to tell that Kuzuha is sometimes soo seiso, while he’s always trying to act like otherwise:)

[@soruisaaretitan]

@@user-ww9vx5vh5c 🫂

[@ttyl7301]

1:13 kanae insulting kuzuha with his name kuzuha: eh?! is this allowed? is this who we are? lmaooooo i love these two

[@eitsukun]

Kanae's answer came out so fluidly as if he's had it prepared lmfao he's really well versed it's really impressive. Also I wouldn't be surprised if his answer came from experience by how serious he answered it 😔

[@Jurico_Noes]

Definitely sounds like experience he answered it with out making to much fuss about it he’s definitely a player but a good one? I get where he’s coming from

[@koeytran]

he’s right, if it’s kuzuha then i’ll forgive him 1:49 cute ww

[@__Ven__]

I agree with Kanae, I've been cheated on before and would prefer that to cheating on someone. Better to think worse of someone else than of yourself.

[@blackjack2526]

This is a certified "A rock and a hard place" moment, my man. But yeah, I'm with Kanae on this one.

[@ChaChaaa]

Kuzuha's answer is more likely what a normal person would choose. And he's got a point that Kanae might just be sweet talking because what kind of cheater would think like that? Lol you already cheated on the person so what made you think about his/her feelings after you get caught 😅

[@R3zeeeee]

That realization that Scum is in his name gets me 💀

[@yuuzelthyc9683]

i mean, who wouldn't forgive that face! ; ; their personality really shows with this

[@doggypi1532]

Kanae got a point but I'm more of a B... Cheating is something I haven't considered~ so it would hurt like heck for sure~

[@vivianoranges]

1:13 Kuzuha's "eh?!" hahah too cute

[@miruku6939]

Wow, my answer was A before I heard Kuzuha’s take. It’s true though, if you know you’d feel guilty, why would you cheat in the first place. www

[@JLButterfly]

Ty for translating, I like this duo so much🖤 So Kne is saying that he would hate hurting his partner more than his partner hurting him? 🤔 As always, he is thinking deep orz

[@ether7269]

Omg this is so funny, definitely cheered up my day. Thank you for translating ❤

[@xinting_]

I wonder how I thought that cheating refered to cheating in a test .....

[@jcdayo7402]

ah😭 i was thinking of translating it as "having an affair" but that sounds like marriage.... but i guess "cheating" also has its double meaning 🥲

[@Rachel-fc5ip]

Ahh i have been waiting for someone to translate the new vid. Thank u so much for translation!!

[@baldmerlin3565]

I choose B to.. like kuzuha...my pride are so big i wouldn't let myself became a trash (cheater)

[@WanderingPatata]

All I did was laugh wth 😂 I hate the idea of cheating but this is too funny.

[@TheAngel6864]

Kanakana so sweet~ I hope he meets a lovely kind lover someday to match him~

[@Ethrealia]

That double standard tho lmfao

[@krizzy2580]

Lol another different answer and both with compelling arguments XD

[@yuujikun712]

The plot twist lol.

[@aihana3670]

Kanae san thinking like infp🐥

[@yuukkas]

not at all, if anything his reasoning here show Fe, infps have Fi as their dominant function

[@Jurico_Noes]

Kanae definitely talks from experience he gives off these player vibes you know a ladies man kind of guy idk I get where he’s coming from and this isn’t new he’s always talked like this he’s cool

[@NS-et5wh]

being a player is cool? Do you know what a player is?

[@Jurico_Noes]

@@NS-et5wh there’s nothing wrong with socializing and having fun with anyone you like why is that bad? I know it’s cool lol

[@NS-et5wh]

​@@Jurico_Noes Yeah that's not what player is, you should probably use another word. A player is basically like a cheater. It's not a positive word. And even tho we don't know about Kanae's personal life assuming he's a player is kind of rude

[@Jurico_Noes]

@@NS-et5wh dude he said he doesn’t like being seen cheated he’s speaking like he’s been through it that feeling sucks makes you feel like the scum of the earth and you might as well be but you learn to be a better person from those mistakes when you recognize what you’ve done or you obviously keep doing it but you don’t know what I’m talking about one day you will