ENTRY eiπ + 1 | 2342 | Short Sci-Fi Story

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00:28 ENTRY eiπ + 1 by talmikal
#ScienceFiction #Storytime #SciFi
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Podcast is Called : ASN Humans Are Space Orcs , HFY and other stories
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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[@TheLastRhapsody]

👉 Human packbonding so strong it makes other species give up their sapience for it.

[@whiterabbit75]

Sentience is the ability to feel or sense. Sapience is the ability to think and reason.

[@TheLastRhapsody]

@@whiterabbit75 Thank you for the correction, though I hope the meaning of my comment was still clear up till now.

[@whiterabbit75]

@@TheLastRhapsody You're welcome. I did understand what you meant, I just think it's better to be corrected, than to continue using the wrong word and looking uneducated. And yes, I don't mind being corrected, myself. Believe me, it happens often enough. :P

[@m.h.6470]

There are only two possibilities: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not. Both are equally terrifying. This story clearly shows the first.

[@Pocoentertainmentstudio]

If we are alone we wouldn’t have the animals we have here dogs and cats are our friends Maybe we are here to spread life

[@m.h.6470]

@@Pocoentertainmentstudio the "we" stands for all live on earth, not just humans...

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

@@m.h.6470 At least in gaining sentience. This one was more disturbing than most cosmic horror stories.

[@richwalter3107]

What an eloquent way to show the love loyalty and happiness of dogs

[@patriograysmark6328]

In the time the augmentation was turned off, the mind was opened to a higher question; who's a good boi? And it's answer; you are, yes :D

[@dragoniceful]

One of the loneliest interpretations of being alone

[@johnnycampbell3422]

Just watched this live. Someone is still cutting onions nearby (not close, but near enough). The concepts and structure in this story are rather surprising in depth and scope. Thanks to the author and, of course, to Agro for bringing it to us.

[@the_Kurgan]

I noticed the onions.

[@Netherdan]

It's the faceless old woman who secretly cuts onions in our houses

[@johnnycampbell3422]

@Netherdan most of my onion cutters have VARY clear faces. But we all have different, though, usually relatable sources for that kind of thing. Best regards to you.

[@andorfedra]

"You will be unable to leave. Not because we will hold you here, but because we will not force you to leave." Not a perfect quote of the original, but a good conveyance, I hope.

[@McKavian]

This story is eloquent in its madness. The glorious love and devotion of dogs are amazing until the end.

[@normiesalvador1854]

I was not expecting this to be so bittersweet.

[@TheJasonBorn]

Interesting way to go about saying, "We cannot perceive God, because we are designed specifically not to."

[@knighttemplaroftentacult7123]

Underrated comment.

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

For the Squirrel, The Author, the Good Bois, and the Onion Ninjas

[@hunnybunnysheavymetalmusic6542]

Eventually... CHIPMUNKS Shall reign supreme over the universe.

[@vikingreflections2824]

Not if the SQUIRRELS have anything to say about it, Heretic!

[@hunnybunnysheavymetalmusic6542]

@@vikingreflections2824 US BUNNEH WABBUTZ EGINEERT DEM CHIPPERZ, N DEY AOR SHOK TROOPZ!!! 🐿 DEY GUNNA EET YOO SQWEERLZ AHLAHV!!! [HOP HOP HOP!] 🐰🐇

[@vikingreflections2824]

@hunnybunnysheavymetalmusic6542 But can your shock troops stand against the might of the alliance with the Pigeon Blitzkrieg?! Feel the might of the one Ultimate Land and Sky Rodents! Feel the might of our superiors genes!

[@hunnybunnysheavymetalmusic6542]

@@vikingreflections2824 HEH!!! The Leep'theui eat ANYTHING... EVEN ROCKS AND METAL!!! Pigeons may come in immense numbers, but the Leep'theiu NOT ONLY bend light [better than (so called) 'Predator')] but have neural enhancements making speed, along with insane precision, on SEA, ETHER, AIR and LAND EFFORTLESS!!! They bend light, they alter matter, they devour EVERYTHING, and they fear NOTHING. But we taught them all in sniper, EES, EoD, and S.D. regimens. Unlike their ancestors from over 3.9 billion plus years in the past, we have empowered them with infinite internal and external regeneration, highly advanced metabolic process, advanced excretory capabilities, strong toxic tolerances, and PENTAhensility. They can individually target, aim at, and fire upon 5 independent, separately moving targets at ranges from a molecule from the weapon's barrel to thousands of miles away, and knowing the speed of light, through all known [and many unknown] atomic media (such as Densurium, specifically) without even opening their eyelids or moving their heads, as they can literally see through everything, even their own individual body mass. While it may not be FACTUALLY 'impossible' to kill them [as in on a one-on-one basis], it is FUNCTIONALLY impossible to kill them in 'warm' mode when the trillions of them are unleashed on entire arms of galaxies in mere minutes through hyperspace drop pods. They were designed with only one purpose: DEVOUR. By fang, by claw, by projectile weapon, by particle beam weapon, by emissive radiation weapon, or even fissile and fusile detonic weapons... They are tireless in their drive to destroy everything, obliterate all... And then come home for some blood sacrifices, a little pat on the head, a scritch under the chin, and a basket of fresh meat.

[@PocoToro]

Would you please please please come up with an onion cutting ninja warning and use it. I can not drive and cry at the same time.

[@HammarPwnsYourFace]

Thank you for this read. That hit me right in the one feeling of mine’s crown jewels.

[@solomonkane6442]

Found the British person 😊

[@norsehawk]

I'm not crying... You're crying!

[@Sanquinity]

A perfect example of "ignorance is bliss". An unburdened simple life where you're loved and cared for vs knowledge of the uncaring universe and our insignificant place in it. Secondly I feel like the "alien" writing this story had cats for it's distant ancestors. xD And lastly it's actually an existing theory that we might be one of the very earliest sentient and intelligent lifeforms in the universe. One such factor being that we're still in the first 0.01% (or something like it) of the entire lifetime of the universe. So we're relatively very early either way. Heck we predict that the universe will stop producing new stars around year 1 trillion. And we're only at around 13.8 billion atm. But there were a whole bunch of other factors that played into it as well, that I don't remember at the moment. This story takes place around a trillion trillion years into the future, since "iron stars" have apparently become fairly common.

[@cathoderay305]

Personally, I've always thought that humanity might be the earliest life form in the universe to achieve sentience. I'm basing this on the fact that we've received no radio signals similar to any of those we've been transmitting for over a hundred years. If another species of life evolved into sentience, I would expect to see some evidence of communication that could be recorded and be recognized as something produced by another intelligence. Binary code, communications with spacecraft, entertainment, or any other signal that stands out as something other than the emissions of celestial bodies.

[@Sanquinity]

@@cathoderay305 Space is big though. Those radio signals only span a tiny fraction of even our own galaxy, let alone the universe. We might not be the "first", but we're certainly early. And it might be that other sentient species also just didn't get to the stage of interstellar travel yet.

[@peterbonucci9661]

If that tablet is copy, it's been somewhere over 10^20 years in the tablet's frame of reference. No one knows how much time dilation it's gone through. "How long ago?" really is meaningless.

[@Sanquinity]

@@peterbonucci9661 The only meaningful answer would pretty much be "almost at the beginning of the universe" :P

[@cathoderay305]

@@Sanquinity That's not beyond the realm of possibility. The other is that other civilizations may have ceased broadcasting long before we developed the ability to receive their signals.

[@ericsmith551]

Ah, a fun mention of a very theoretical stellar construct. As of right now, iron stars are a theory only. Scientists believe iron stars may be a thing in the future, but that's several quadrillion years of time in the future and even then, it will only become a reality due to the massive over-abundance of iron in the universe at that point.

[@johncochran8497]

The mention of Bismuth 209 is also a major hint. Its half-life is about 2x10^19 years. Or about 1.5 billion times the current age of the Universe.

[@Shinobubu]

according to this story the universe already had multiple iterations. Those Doggos are the closest to a living eons old Super fossils from a different universe.

[@ihtfp01]

I smacked that like button like it owed me money! Great job narrating a wonderful story!

[@SilverMKI]

Points at the like button!

[@ironwolfF1]

Next level HFY to be sure...and, of course, it includes our very bestest of friends.

[@ericgrace9995]

A like from Milo....my Doberman

[@Wastelandman7000]

Milo has impeccable taste.

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great story; Excellent narration! Humans may have been the first and they are called Master, but they do have a master...ask any cat... LOL!!!

[@Mac12366]

That's why there were no cats on the habitat. There can be only one...

[@venoltar]

@@Mac12366 I suspect the cats are the ones who went out and started the uplifting/master pattern around the rest of the universe, they always were the independent types :P

[@nightbanegodnomadicdruid6698]

​@@venoltar Independent? Or they finally looked around and said, "Alright, the Master is out. Let's teach the mice to do cool tricks and stir up the dogs for awhile."

[@markfergerson2145]

It has been half seriously suggested that cat’s domesticated us to build houses for them to live in…

[@johncochran8497]

Dog's point of view: Humans feed them. Care for them. Love them. The dogs think "They must be a God." Cat's point of view: Humans feed them. Care for them. Love them. The cats think "I must be a God."

[@richyfortune4690]

CAUSE THEY ARE GOOD DOGS!

[@TCFamas]

Doggos forever!!! For the algorithm, the scribe and the beard!

[@Speed001]

I felt no need to cry, i must not be on their level.

[@SLEPhoto]

Nothing better than being a good boi

[@seiboldtadelbertsmiter3735]

👉 I'm not crying I just have dust in my eyes.

[@dikardvondoom3574]

I’m not crying, it’s just my allergies. 🤧

[@sylverarow]

I have listened to you because of your narration of Frist Contact, but stayed because I like the short sci-fi and HFY stories your read to us. Keep up the great work.

[@KostasHolopain]

For the narrator, the author and our best friends!

[@rofellos8379]

I just can't listen to anyone else's narrations. Love your voice.

[@shaincastillo6772]

700 to go. Let's go 100k!!! And to the goodest doggo... good boy. Good Boy!!!!

[@kdmbigpig]

Well you could have warned me that the like button cries when you hit it :-(

[@1983sergev]

Thanks for the upload, great reading as usual!😁👽 Nice story and good writing overall, but as usual with so many authors, no concept of numbers and their meaning: "... I was aware iron stars races had a strange relationship with time, but this statement's disregard for quintillions of years as a rounding error..." Point is: quintillion is such a big number to throw out there it might impress the reader, but realistically that iron star wouldn't even form before 10^1500 years, so quintillion (10“18) is actually a small number in this context, but definitely not a "rounding error". Also that Bismuth 209 half-life is 10“19 years, it's definitely a replica of a replica of a replica if we assume we're this far into the future 🥸

[@phillipmetcalf9404]

I found my wandering like button. I set it that way 👈

[@NinaJnoland]

Always with the hit of the like button! You will always will get the hit of the like button! Your narrative is awesome sauce! You make my job tolerable between the fact my boss thinks my work van has an FTL drive!! Lol 😂😂😂😂

[@chrstfer2452]

For the algorithm and the squerril!

[@WingManFang1]

Heartfelt but also sad

[@riprapter6322]

👍clicked -stayed- S2F--love narrations by U

[@deborahmcneil747]

I love your narration. I have gotten hooked on your stories and that is RARE for me. Most of the AI narrated stories are so spoilt by poor pronunciation of english and names and sometimes it makes a complete mess. You put great emotion in so you have hooked me in to pay for your stories lol. I think it is fair pay. Keep up the good work.

[@BazilRat]

Spoilers - gap here so it's nice and hidden and here's some text to hide it just in case blah blah blah... Human pack bonding instinct is so strong that if we can't find anything to pack bond with, we will *make something*. In this case, we'll populate a damn universe so we have someone to talk to.

[@JulioMo]

I had to hear it again after the first play.

[@rickkeimig993]

You have wonderful stories, and your voice is a gift.👉

[@KrizzRobin113]

"Rimmer, we are going faster than the speed of light. Which means, by the time we see something we've already passed it. Even with an I.Q. of 6000 that's still brown trousers time"👍 👉👆👇👈

[@amorphoussolid8512]

Boys from the dwarf 🙌

[@kennethfarrand-collins6405]

Great story, well read, thank you both for the fantastic mind chase.

[@808bigisland]

A fresh take and realistic. Good job! Thx!

[@z3r0t0l3r4ns]

Great story and as usual great narration.

[@ericwahl733]

That is Sum irrational pie!

[@mr.notseen2409]

Can i just say with 0.6 of infinity as a reference for the present day and 14 billion years since our big bang. That is a long time

[@artyd42]

Alas... there is a return but it is not enjoyable. Thus it is brief enough to send that warning. oh... and 👍☝

[@feliperodriguez6885]

great story!

[@jameswhite699]

Beautiful

[@kurtismiller9544]

For DA SKWERL and his Nest!🦾💪👽🫵👍👆👉👈☝️

[@KroMagnum4]

Excellent oration!

[@kyleheins]

I like how this story, deliberately or inadvertently, perfectly encapsulates reality in a metaphore. Humans are made by Yeshua, allowed free will, but by design are most fulfilled with Him. Once you commit, there is no reason or desire to go back to isolation. It looks idiotic to those operating solely from the mind, but that's because the mind is limited, and the Creator is not, so comprehension with that limited tool is impossible. However, understanding of thentruth can be achieved through experience and acceptance... not sure I explained this well, but it is almost mind blowingly clear to those with understanding.

[@Marco-fi6gv]

Thank you for that one. You have a great channel and enjoy all of your stories. This one is different, it's special such a beautiful story about mans Best friend!

[@digger1900]

Great as always

[@digger1900]

Yet another great story

[@mattbrown5511]

Mans' best friend indeed.

[@Shinobubu]

I'm going to go hug my doggy.

[@leonievanheerden7090]

👉👾 Bestest Storytelling Squirrel Ever 👽🛸💐👈

[@JBall-hd8bw]

Excellent story

[@jazzk4072]

Loved this. Good boy!

[@keithquillen270]

Awesome as always 👉

[@zimmy606]

that was beautiful

[@MidnightSmoke]

awesome story! Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

[@fuzzynippleman]

Sooooo close to 100k subs. Good work

[@Dirtyspork78]

I really liked this one.

[@HeilTec]

Second time - 3 months after. Even better.

[@alfredsutton4412]

Great stories well presented. You deserve 100K subscribers!

[@buckfisherGBY]

Very interesting, as usual.

[@user-mb4el7fb3d]

Good stuff

[@mackenziedrake]

🤟🤘👍 That is beautiful. Thank you!

[@vikingreflections2824]

So beautiful

[@DanielOrtiz-sl2lq]

Another great story

[@anathardayaldar]

I cannot imagine humans attaining these achievements knowing how we really are in the world today. So at the end of the day, I turn off the news feeds, withdraw from reality and imerse into the HFY verse.

[@user-ee6jp2zi2r]

👈 this way my friend, your readers need you

[@Alex.H.B.1970something]

Bravo Sir Encore! Soz was late getting home.

[@tonyo8606]

🎉👆🎉 sooooooo clooossse 💯 here we come!

[@icarus745]

One for the algorithm.

[@timobrien2813]

700 to go! UKUK

[@jacebralor71]

For the algorithm and the goodest of bois and girls

[@dantupper1784]

Good Story.

[@user-jw9nq7kv3n]

Magic!! 👍🤙👈👉👋🕺

[@jakemallory4239]

HFY good boys

[@philipsims9920]

100k so close!

[@robertreider3119]

Interesting...

[@douglascunningham6319]

I thought story would playout differently. Felt it would be ancient aliens tried an failed in are subjugation an uplifting. Or succeeded. Being another explanation of archeological remains.

[@aakla]

/cheer almost there

[@theuglybiker]

700 to go! 👉100K!!

[@robertalexander5892]

👉 Nice job as always Agro.

[@ZeroRoan-rt1bg]

1:30 ❤

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@UnitedArmsOrganization]

👉Thank you for making my work day so enjoyable. Life was so boring before I found you 😃

[@icarus745]

Plenty of company then.

[@jamesappling1212]

😊👉Great Story!😊

[@joimumu]

I thought the ending would be that the story teller was in a matrix within a matrix and every once and awhile that matrix created a new matrix

[@brandonschneider4984]

Good boy

[@Vulsimir]

👉well worth it. A good story.