Ep. 154 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons

[@evfields24]

Besides killing the enemy, there’s no greater feeling than waking up and seeing a 2 bears with Tom and a guest host

[@Thekoolaidchamp]

Uhhhh hundred percent!

[@benjaminwelch607]

Haters gonna hate

[@mollyllama1047]

Same with YMH

[@father3dollarbill]

"No greater feeling" - Top Dog

[@jakehanson216]

Felt the same way

[@TRIGGAMAN_LOCO]

Hearing Tom say he’s seen American Psycho 30-40 times is so on brand lmao

[@MrJayehawk]

Semi-autobiographical

[@noahpcook1]

Bert isn't sick. This is sober October. It's called withdrawals.

[@Bittamin]

@@Betty-Boop809 banked episodes for weeks babyyy

[@Spawn303]

Noah, Tom and Bert record like for 1 week straight and then release 1 a week. They bank episodes so they can go tour and not have to travel back and forth constantly. This was recorded at least 2 weeks ago maybe 3. What was Bert doing 3 weeks ago?

[@tonymarselle8812]

He’s filming his special or a movie or something.

[@Spawn303]

Bert was dropping his kid off at college a few weeks ago so he was probably on a vacation with his family and then took time to drop her off

[@clevermissfox]

@@Spawn303 was red rocks 3 weeks ago?

[@adriansmajlaj86]

Greg is my favorite guest, he and Tom always have a blast

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

also greg on the church with joey is amazing

[@arcadiagreen150]

I think it would be a good idea to put Bert and Christina on a podcast together so the two parts that I don't want to hear can kill two birds with one stone.

[@4Timesdafunky]

Greg is a great guest on any podcast.

[@arcadiagreen150]

@@noomade harsh would be saying what I really think about them both. But it isn't necessary so I thought it would be a positive solution. When Tom did the podcast with Bert's wife, it was far more enjoyable than Tom and Bert or Tom and Christina

[@42fifty]

So bland and a bunch of nobodys

[@O_btree]

I fucking love Greg. Anything with him is listen-worthy.

[@clintonleonard5187]

Agreed. I found out he was awesome through Joe Rogan's podcast.

[@BingBong108]

Never heard of this guy and he’s fucking hilarious. What a great episode.

[@th4d4rkd3v1l83]

@@BingBong108 youll probably like episode 87.

[@skylerpetty1530]

If anyone hasn’t, listen to his stuff with norm. Two of the funniest people on the planet.

[@skylerpetty1530]

@Lloyd J Metz yes I’ve met every person

[@flowerasteroid6241]

greg Fitzsimmons reminds me of that really cool uncle that you dont get to see very often cause he lives far away but every time you see him its such a treat

[@colinwhat769]

Sounds and looks like the uncle that touched you also

[@Dustincooley40]

That’s a PERFECT comparison

[@digcg]

Greg Fitzsimmons is like Bill Burr without the childhood trauma 😂

[@MrDaSnazz]

Such a good analogy 😂

[@mandel12]

Haha well put! Burr seems to have put his trauma in its place these days, damn impressive if you ask me

[@voodude8986]

I love how this has slowly evolved back to “Tom Talks” 😂

[@DixieNormous00]

I mean I agree with you… by no means do I love it

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

And it's better for it

[@aidanbonass4982]

From Bert talks

[@sasogorelick]

Tom finally speaks without a rtd interrupting.

[@beercavetech]

@@DixieNormous00 way better than having Brent

[@Wylde_Kyle]

“She wasn’t afraid of drowning?” That was brilliant

[@timothygutierrez9328]

I almost spit my water out at that moment

[@Unz360]

Hehe yep

[@dwurst89]

Absolutely lost it at that line. So quick with it

[@AdamRuiz7]

What’s the time stamp?

[@nicholassmith8212]

I love seeing Greg he's a great writer and extremely funny dude super underrated

[@RP-ue9wy]

seems like a normal dude as well

[@christophers8443]

He's really into history as well.

[@ZenMaster4President]

Bert’s weight loss journey is really paying off

[@doctorzogg]

I’ve never been more attracted to him

[@Ziptie258]

Looks good without the beard too, glad he finally let go of his hair too

[@S1X_Bucks]

"Imagine the catering", Tom keeping Bert's spirit around.

[@larrygraham4875]

Omg it cant be going that smoorhly for sure😉😁

[@BRAUSA]

Greg Fitzsimmons is one of my fave pod guests all time

[@RP-ue9wy]

So easy to listen to

[@bluebum7408]

He's a sweetheart

[@yourmother3207]

@@RP-ue9wy yep, old school radio vibes

[@RP-ue9wy]

@@yourmother3207 well put :-)

[@Crumbledyams]

Tommy's looking JACKED

[@doctorzogg]

He’s definitely getting there

[@DWIG24]

Another Bert free masterpiece

[@Vinson9119]

Thank the gods 🎉

[@DeVante-jermaine]

Love the brother but damn it’s nice innit

[@dano8335]

Hurr durr copy pasta. Bert not here I cool right??

[@ryanistooconceited]

@@dano8335 Burt Krishna fanboy here

[@CryptoComradeAP]

"She was in the shower... She wasn't afraid of drowning??" Haha Greg is gold.

[@giovannipinazza]

Love that Tom is leaning into the audience hoping Bert is out for an episode

[@stunksmahoney4606]

I bet he gets so much joy hurting Bert’s feelings by showing him mean comments lmao I’d do it to my friends, especially if I buy them jetskis and Ebikes for fun lol

[@RabbyRabbithole]

it's a win win for tom. he gets to torture the audience by having bert on, he gets to tease the audience with a better life when bert is not on and he gets to laugh at how much the audience hates bert. 2 bears has to be tom's favourite thing to do.

[@KilIMinusTheK]

I only watch the episodes without Bert

[@gwalt115]

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[@SquashGuy02134]

Ya Bert lost me when he didn't release his machine movie for gay political reasons.

[@machwiz]

Tom looks actually insane. Good job dude

[@AJohnSmith]

He looks good; insane job.

[@dustinsanchez7820]

Lean and mean

[@yannikakapralli]

He actually looks, job insane.

[@Filiolus]

Was watching some YMH 300 episodes and the change is incredible. Happy for 'em.

[@sparky4947]

I'm having a strock

[@porks8947]

Greg’s a real one. Always great

[@handbeard]

Recently rewatched Tom's specials. Dude looks incredible now!

[@jdhi5279]

I know right! He is putting in the work. And it's paying off! Dude looks great.

[@mgrowbee]

Greg is on the Mount Rushmore of guests.

[@yourmother3207]

Greg, joey diaz, who else

[@mgrowbee]

@@yourmother3207 George Perez, Brian Simpson (and danny brown, but now he is part of ymh)

[@yoBigWave]

Greg is always such a great guest

[@tekneek911]

These two are magic together. I was crying with the lazy 69 🤣

[@CollinThomasEverett]

I watched the conversation they both did a few months back on stage, for Tom's book. His line "I'm such a stupid little princess" was so funny to me. I think about it and laugh to myself a couple times a week, since I saw it. Love these two together.

[@paulleclaire8252]

Greg and Duncan are two of my all time favorite pod guests! Back to back weeks

[@fisdara]

We need a Greg and Duncan episode!

[@MrConeman]

Tom is slowly evolving into Joe Rogan in every way, except is also a good comedian.

[@zachjones6096]

I've heard tom speak in these last episodes more then I have in the first 2 years of this.

[@nickharmer9722]

So happy to hear you guys reminisce about Greg Geraldo. He truly was one of the best & his death broke my heart, being a huge fan of his all throughout his career. His divorce was rough & the guy had demons, but he was insanely smart & had a huge heart for his friends. As a lawyer, he even represented Jeff Ross in court for “Inciting a riot” on a college campus. Rip Greg!

[@Sun_Cat_Pop]

Truth and great summary of him! It was numbing learning the passing of Giraldo, literally one of our generations most brilliant and talented comic minds who'd consistently produced smart, biting and expertly-crafted bits and perfected one-liners. He has an exasperated delivery style that elevated funny to hysterical. His take down of Dennis Leary's foolish attempt to mock him on Tough Crowd was epic.

[@Jacobst54]

Releasing new episodes for my Monday AM commute. Tommy Bunz the real MVP

[@casualwater698]

Greg's reaction when he found out about the race car was excellent.

[@nathancameron2259]

I fucking love Greg. Ever since his 1998 comedy central special! I remember him making me die laughing as a 10 year old

[@DDmegadoodoo]

Also great pod guest. He's not always trying to outshine and loves propping up others' jokes for the laughs.

[@isaiahsdead]

Good shit ice only seen him on rogan

[@M.lP.]

Greg's delivery of the Fenway story from top to bottom had me laughing for 2 straight minutes.

[@ajones5683]

Love Grapefruit Simmons ❤

[@slapt3245]

I let out the most high-pitched yelp of a laugh, a sound I've never produced before, when Greg said "yup just wake up and shit the bed.." at only 2 minutes in.. this is gonna be a good one.

[@erickrueger5706]

Greetings From Austin When Bill Hicks was asked about Dennis Leary He Said Glad to see my act from 2 years ago still works. Great Show

[@Kbwintyy]

The whole “not using your space wisely“ and “We have a subzero fridge” got me pretty good

[@zebman74]

23:07 Greg tells the story of that one time he blew a dude. Hearing a straight guy try to blow a guy is hilarious material

[@bennyboy3624]

Oh hell to the yeah. Talk about high and tight! Tim and Gino are hilarious together. 🤘

[@dustystephens7387]

Gino is perfect 😂

[@vundizzle]

Greg "No Shit?" Fitzsimmons. One of the best people.

[@beefallah]

"Wet hot American summer" popped in my head when Fitz was talking about crazy talent working together. Underrated movie worth a watch

[@bmoc0867]

Downloaded and ready. Fitz is always appointment listening for me 😎

[@carlbernardo5346]

Grapefruit zimmons is the most underrated guest in any pod.

[@zacharytakach8487]

Greg has the greatest laugh ever

[@jamesgrossett]

I love this podcast with Tom and Greg they just do the silly little improv it's so f****** funny

[@LgnSknks541]

And that Puerto Rican woman from Greg's acting class, was TiTi Jerry. 😆

[@cassierussell6281]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was great

[@jasongarcia9988]

Greg is the best and def one of my favorite guests on here.

[@jeffersonbananas3553]

"She wasn't afraid to drown?" I literally spit water all over myself when fitz said that

[@canikickit7]

lucky u didn’t drown

[@cassierussell6281]

Glad I scrolled thru looking for this because I was about to post it 🤣🤣🤣 made me laugh so hard I woke up my dogs at 3:30 am LMAO

[@rxflyfishing1316]

I don’t miss Bert whatsoever when he’s gone. The lack of tangents is a real treat

[@missouribroad978]

Started to watch the newest episode today and after a few minutes it stopped and said KZbin had removed it due to nudity, blah blah blah. Apparently Bart can't keep his pants on...

[@kaokinx400]

Yeah God damn that Racist Dog Molester!

[@neighborbruce]

I love how we all had the same thought to come to the comments of last week's episode 😂

[@TrueTherapy599]

This needs to be a regular podcast with Tom and Greg. They riff off of each other so well😂

[@pickyglicky5174]

They took down the new episode!!!

[@iansanford8369]

What a fantastic podcast - sitting here thinking I’ve been watching for over an hour and I check: only 16 minutes in. Great content, as always

[@eddiemoran8044]

Tom is starting to take on the physique of someone like Mickey mantle

[@arcadiagreen150]

TRT

[@oni3161]

Christina is probably going crazy for that mickey mantle gene

[@efreinshtick]

Love the episode. Fitz and Tom need a podcast together

[@mitchsmyth7160]

Thank God for this picking up the slack after the Bad Friends bait and switch😤

[@josemorales9047]

I’m 31 years old and that South Park episode makes a whole lot more sense. BEST. SHOW. EVER

[@kyanbujak1305]

Greg is one of my favorite guests

[@2023lm]

Greg is one of my favorites. His jre ones are must watch

[@Arcturuseyes]

Lol, during the Whoop ad, my mind wandered to Sir Unc Shine behind Tommy. I thought, " where did he get all those medals?" My brain answered me, eatin ass! In Unc shines voice.

[@jjjohemith221]

Im coming to eat ya booootyyyy

[@Dane_B_Reilly]

AYE YAI YAI!!!

[@kdoeone]

New episode was pulled. Might have been worth watching

[@4Timesdafunky]

I see Fitzie, I click.

[@TheMadMedek]

Great episode. Two comedic geniuses knocking it back and forth

[@joshua.snyder]

Josh Robert Thompson is hilarious and crazy talented. You guys need to have him on!

[@mickeyroulette503]

Fitzy is the best guest on any and every podcast he’s been on.

[@hannubal4976]

The fact that Tom has seen American Psycho 30-40 times is hilarious

[@michaeljacksin9367]

we studied the business card scene in history class in college it changed the way I thought about the corporate world

[@30sg30]

Greg is always a solid guest 👍🏽

[@kip7371]

AHHH. A podcast that makes me put the razor away for a minute. Thanks guys! I live another day.

[@KartikChainani]

Greg is such a good guest, he always has the best stories

[@McShag420]

Oh man, I am so happy for this one! Fitzsimmons is so incredibly funny and one of the best podcast guests. Always makes me laugh and smile.

[@hunterjhayesDDDDDD]

Tom is looking amazing, holy arms 💪💪💪

[@variaxi935]

Greg ya gotta give T-Bunz a "talk your way out of it" prompt! Norm's answer was the greatest of all time

[@agjohnjones5669]

Tom.& Greg always MURDER together 💯🤣

[@ants5233]

Love gregs appreciation of how far they have all come... it is pretty amazing! And that car bart got for tommy daaaamn! It is a thing of beauty

[@NorthBorth]

God, Greg is the fucking best, totally chill and hilarious.

[@4Bucket2U]

i love greg, he is just so fun to listen to talk

[@AzBeautyFull]

Two bears without brent is so glorious

[@18Callahan]

Greg Fitzsimmons is always great

[@TJHimes]

16 seconds ago this episode went up! Let's get this day started off right!!

[@SalaciousBCrumb-md3lk]

That's what she said.

[@mattysandi]

This ep is trash

[@mattysandi]

@@SalaciousBCrumb-md3lk Racist

[@swoosh6085]

You'll need a lil Anita.

[@oggaspack7971]

Greg is so underrated. Absolutely hilarious. Great episode! Was sad it wasn't longer!

[@PokeSailor_91]

Fitz has the best laugh in comedy

[@vincenthucknall7175]

Nadav.

[@bigdawg4871]

Ryan Sicklers is the best

[@OptionalDilemma]

Will sasso

[@jamesjackson160]

Sat between fitzdog and Sickler watching T-Bunz is my idea of comedy heaven.

[@jamesjackson160]

Sat between fitzdog and Sickler watching T-Bunz is my idea of comedy heaven.

[@TheIsaeldelgadojaime]

25:41 Jumps out behind the tree with his hands on his hip like the gay elf 🧝 😂 I’m crying 😭

[@kendallboersma6790]

tom’s always good at going past the hour mark when the topic is murder

[@shanngatihine5500]

Greg in the woods was my favorite part, brilliant episode.

[@collossuss10]

Do not swim further out to sea if you are in a rip. Any Aussie will tell you its drilled into us that if you are ever in that situation you swim to the side

[@clevermissfox]

Which side

[@collossuss10]

@@clevermissfox Either side. The idea being that even though it will continue pushing you back you will eventually swim out of the rip using a lot less energy than fighting it.

[@stephenkolman5727]

You need to swim parallel to the shore until you get out of the rip.

[@Tompa83]

I'd watch any pod that has Greg Fitzsimmons on, he might be the best guest out there. Always fucking funny.

[@bustermarblethorne2818]

Grapefruit Simmons!

[@liquidfox2796]

Thats awesome! I didn't realize Bill Burr's uncle was a comedian as well!

[@alden183]

R.I.P Bart

[@genericeric1062]

This show is always excellent when the drunk is gone. 100% honest, it’s the only time I watch

[@colemosier797]

I hereby declare this show is now named "1 bear and guest"

[@aj301292]

Two bears one shared custody agreement

[@clevermissfox]

And I'm thrilled

[@beercavetech]

Much better than Bert Talks

[@MooseGlutes]

Bert once a month and guests the other 3 weeks would be ideal.

[@rickyboyfloyd]

There is so much insight and information in this episode it should be taught as a class. The conversation about Netflix original series interest and mechanics alone was super informative. I listen to Tom speaking with his associates like mad because it always helps my brain. Acts like an addiction but it's more mood therapy. Tom rules. In my fantasy brain we're good friends.

[@Shysterbaby2012]

Fitzdog! Love you

[@Patty_Boom_Boom]

"They say you're supposed to follow your dreams but how am I . . I mean how are they" Greg is always a top tier guest on any podcast

[@hlinville6034]

I was hoping for Bert today so Tom would talk about his Ayahuasca trip.

[@matt_afact]

I mean they filmed this like 2 weeks ago, they bank episodes so they can tour n shit without having to come back all the time

[@Toddis]

I love the hummingbird shirt Hummingbirds are some of the most important pollinators

[@will-i-am386]

wtf KZbin took down this week's episode!!

[@joshwyant7474]

We not crazy

[@will-i-am386]

@@joshwyant7474 it's back now 🤦‍♂️ what is going on Lol

[@BillTheBubble]

DONT SWIM OUT!!!!!! NEVER!! PLEASE swim left or right as hard as you can the rip tide will CARRY you out. but this puts your escape window much closer than swimming out first. i promise.

[@justinlindsey9178]

KZbin be playing to much

[@j.poodlefriends7400]

Everything about Greg is funny; his stand up, the way he talks, and that goddamn contagious laugh!