ep 312- Fat Attack

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Eat up, you piggies
00:00:05 -The Dose
00:04:45 -Evil Hippies
00:07:35 -What even is age?
00:09:00 -Hostess lifespan
00:11:00 -Truck stop showers
00:13:50 -Stern was problematic
00:14:40 -Mr. Cool was Mr. Softy
00:16:00 -Godfrey, FOR SHAME
00:23:30 -Golf is "not gay"
00:28:50 -6%
00:32:40 -Kenosha Boogie Down
00:37:50 -In O'Connies ass
00:39:30 -Full CCP
00:43:00 -Fists up!
00:45:00 -Remember that?
00:46:00 -Hard Godfreys
00:50:00 -Guardian Angel Kyle
00:53:00 -Who knows?
00:58:50 -Custer was the man
01:02:20 -Gods and Generals
01:06:00 -LeMaire had a fat attack
01:14:50 -We're all Mr.Cool sometimes
01:17:00 -See Shane in Utah, Arizona and Minnesota (don't make him kill himself)
01:18:00 -Dosers Delight

[@AquaSteez]

“I will get SNL” aged perfectly

[@opluxna2120]

so weird to see him younger

[@KushAndKeystone]

@@opluxna2120 many of us watched him come up over the years

[@opluxna2120]

@@KushAndKeystone me too, patreon for the last 2 years, still weird to see him young

[@tp3u]

He did indeed get the SNL

[@tp3u]

@@opluxna2120 bro he still be young

[@bonnieee16]

This is so fun to listen to 4 years later

[@tanertuncer4524]

I agree, Big Chungis over here

[@redpalace2494]

Best hippie analysis I've ever heard. Absolutely solid. It's a cautionary tale.

[@mikeb6085]

Like a microcosm of the path hippies got us started us on in the 60s

[@Lobo-tommy10]

So true man. I wanted to believe but Matt's right

[@ig1243]

Hard fact of life

[@ThePulaskiPumper]

I've been in close contact with some pretty evil hippies. They're the worst of the worst

[@BeelzeJon]

3:25

[@neromaben3549]

Matt mashing up Boko Haram and Boca Raton into "Boko Raton" at is the best unintentional joke I've heard in a while.

[@kegonpegs2833]

Same bit from iasip

[@TrevorScanlan]

Learning disabilities rule

[@fantasma7318]

was gonna comment this but ig it was already done

[@CraftyLemons]

Can u explain? I've never heard of either one

[@ScorpionP2C]

@@CraftyLemons no but a search engine can!

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

Matt's stories are so baller. Everytime he pulls out the crystal ball into his shady past it rocks.

[@NotAfraid280]

He was the dark shaman now he is shaman the white

[@janefkrbtt]

describing an amount of weed in poundage is insane just on its own.

[@ryanm7615]

@@janefkrbttnot really lol

[@janefkrbtt]

@@ryanm7615 cool it over there El chapo. to a normal person pounds of weed is a lot.

[@TheGuitarifier]

​@ryanm7615 for the average person it is. Not everybody moves weight lol

[@brick.415]

history by shane is my FAVORITE THING EVER

[@nuckels188]

That would be a great show to pitch

[@scott96999]

It’s sick as hell but no one rips like the Shaman

[@ronaldkimball5775]

Seriously I want more

[@thelokifiles]

Good times.

[@mumblez7712]

'Tardcore history is a great name, too

[@FrostyJokerr]

The boys don’t understand how good the “shooters play Dark Souls” line is and it hurts me. 🤣🤣

[@davidcagle920]

Give lemaire his credit

[@Art-bk6vv]

I was playing dark souls when I heard that part and I couldn't contain myself 😆

[@danzigmcnaniel5226]

Lordran is the land of ancient school shooters.

[@yungtodoroki1422]

@@Art-bk6vv i was on elden ring 😂

[@beelbrother1648]

I was like, "Don't say Dark Souls... Don't say Dark Souls... DAMNIT"

[@jamesongabriel6878]

Shane somehow looks 35 and 14 at the same time lmao

[@charlest5604]

He looks like a 13 year olds hulk form

[@codywandling4553]

I feel like he knows it to maybe that’s why he can get away with some of the stuff he says lol

[@paynekaufmann403]

It’s called autism

[@austyn369]

The dOWNS

[@trojanmayans6983]

That's what a young bull looks like

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

I'm a Michigan boy and these dawgs got me fired up!

[@charlest5604]

Hell yeah, fellow Michigan dawg.

[@collingriga1819]

The gaming chairs add a nice fruitiness to the show

[@bickyboo7789]

I wish they got them in Pink and Purple though

[@inacityboi]

every mssp pod ever: Shane - what time are we at? Matt- about 1 hour. Shane - Lets move over to the patreon

[@Henry-kv7zl]

Boiled watermelon brain

[@LVL60Beltran]

@@Henry-kv7zl what does that mean?

[@johnadams9514]

“Where we at time-wise” “Hour ten” “Let’s slide into the paytch”

[@Henry-kv7zl]

@@LVL60Beltran quit the slick lip. You know what I'm sayin now, slim.

[@duncanbarton5850]

Love the evil hippy talk, very real phenomenon that is seldom discussed

[@jsp7218]

Shane lived long enough to see himself become the villain. Embrace it. All hail the Dark King Gillis & the Dark Sage Cuskie

[@mitchellmfc]

The amount of time shane makes eye contact is alarmingly short

[@honeydutch5915]

Hes on record as being Australian. Cut him some slack.

[@toxikmusic_]

take a shot when either shane or matt break eye contact

[@taylorhray]

He just looks australian

[@ginandcreme]

Narr.

[@B.C.101]

That's the down syndrome dawg in him.

[@derekd4394]

I've used the showers at Loves they're excellent the water is hot and the facilities are clean

[@jonlamontagne]

You are forgetting the water pressure!

[@B.C.101]

Still gotta use water shoe's so you don't get the cum on the feet.

[@greg1685]

Loves rules.

[@rakim126]

The glory holes are spacious with no sharp edges.

[@DesignRhythm]

Yes, surprisingly nice. Well worth it when driving cross country camping along the way. I love how Matt thinks they're like a shtty group shower. 😂

[@orangejoe54]

The fat attack bit had me choking laughing as a former fat who has witnessed many friends fall victim to fat attacks over the years

[@Jameis1of1]

“Bad paperwork bro” is getting added to the bag asap

[@BasedBuddDwyerr]

SHOUT OUT DARK SOULS! Shout out future shooters

[@poon_don]

Never realized it was my love of college football that was keeping me from going full hollow at school. Thanks for that knowledge, Shane

[@threegreencharms]

Man, I come from a town of many evil hippies. I relate with this so much.

[@jb7720]

I miss this set up as much as the chill livingroom hang is reminiscent of my past to watch when they have guests is painful lol

[@elijahrodriguez647]

shanes evil hippie voice is dangerously close to his nate diaz impression

[@ugugugthe2nd.732]

Shoulda been DeRosa rather than Jay and it should have been '3 MORE TABS 3 MORE TABS !'

[@garyswoleman4698]

If they irreversibly broke Derosa's brain with acid nobody would have a problem with it.

[@redactedmane]

These pods will go down in history as getting me thru 2020 ❤😂 as a west PA native I love me some DAWGZ , I'm glad shane finally getting his due !

[@boosh90]

Back on these first studio casts after a year. That truckers pulling over bit ROCKED me

[@tjacksondolph4026]

“They should have a pressure gauge on your prostate” 😂

[@ThisNachoFriend]

Literally read this comment as he said this, really tripped me out.

[@thomasowens3135]

Has anyone else noticed Matt pulling a “North Korea” and making himself sit higher than Shane 😂😂😂

[@Dawgenvy]

I had a good laugh picturing his legs swinging under the table lol

[@ShugPhD]

I know I'm waaaaaay too late on this but the word for "evil hippie" is Wook

[@shrimpscampin]

some wooks aren't evil tho, just got porridge brain. an evil hippie is more intentional with their wicked ways

[@jbibble]

the oones who act over enlightened and scheme on the other wooks I've labeled 'Alpha Wooks' lol

[@juneack5848]

Wooks are more like dirty hippies. Not necessarily evil. Now can some wooks be evil? Of course, anyone can.

[@captainjerkov6150]

Um no it's "evil hippie"

[@MrBLee2015]

Getting it to luis wouldve been the most hilarious turn of events.

[@nuckels188]

Luis or ari would've been the least gay about it

[@wisterV]

Shane should have fallen on the sword and chugged the entire beer & acid, saving Big Jay and defeating evil Luigi J Gomez

[@MrJol420]

Shane realizing he's gay for calling Godfrey gay was highlarious.

[@TheDillberto]

GODFREY IS GAY

[@Paddyjay12]

@@TheDillberto shane is too

[@brandname6]

I also noticed that

[@whenwasthat]

He's pretty gay though, overall.

[@parithian8462]

I'll fall on my gay sword then, cuz Godfrey is gay

[@hambletonorama]

"Hostess is the hottest waitress."

[@thesweatbaron8443]

Shanes hair always reminds me of a the special olympics

[@billbush4695]

This looks way better than JRE's new set design

[@WARWITHWARWICK]

Shane telling Ari he’s gonna get dosed is by far his most egregious sin

[@renae_vorpe]

Fell in with those Big City Slams and lost sight of the Lawd

[@scottshoe842]

Big city slams boys

[@benmeadors6799]

@@scottshoe842 wheel snipe celly, boys! Ferda

[@renae_vorpe]

Too. Much. Funnn.

[@lazylion420]

LOS is doing the best podcast content of 2020. this presidential election was better than pro wrestling 🙌

[@trevorlecain4006]

i was a trucker for 5 years. it's about $12 for private bathroom/shower. it's pretty sweet. i'd always spray it down with some lysol first

[@BGale47]

being from philly/sj listening to you guys is like kicking it with my boys

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

Don’t feel bad about the Godfrey burn. That dude is such a phony

[@imavileone7360]

Hey brotha man, it's you from redbar

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

I'm A Vile One damn dude I’m not from redbar. I’ve never even been to chicago

[@FupaLipa]

there was literally a shooting at a madden tournament on stream lol

[@nuckels188]

Yeah the nerd was going after the jocks

[@TheTokyoPartners]

20:40 😂😂 matt confusing 'boko haram' with 'Boca Raton'

[@joshcornwell6061]

Its pretty crazy to watch these in 2023 knowing how this actually all played out.

[@samael4550]

Yeah really makes me realize that while Shane is absolutely hilarious, most of the time he has no clue what he’s talking about 😂

[@DesignRhythm]

Dude, those trucker rest stop showers are actually really nice. Well worth the $10 when driving cross country.

[@misc0777]

One of the best podcasts in the last year.

[@stefanmironov6405]

Shane's hardcore history rulz

[@evergreengames5798]

Shane , I am in minnesota, there are some DAWGz out here. Looking forward to it.

[@aeskeets]

Damn, it's so cool how Matt's the hero of every story he tells. He's the Chris Kyle of podcasting .

[@Dick_Dastardly4_7]

He follows the path of the righteous man.

[@ginandcreme]

He’s a SheepDAWG

[@ThisNachoFriend]

Dudes out here taking shots at the Shaman

[@aeskeets]

@This Is Not Your Friend Incorporated Incorporated I said how Matt is "so cool". That's a positive comment, brother.

[@ThisNachoFriend]

@aeskeets my bad brother, in my marijuana induced state I took it as sarcasm. Peace be with you my friend.

[@brick.415]

this is just two hilarious fuckers in literal gaming chairs talking for an hour and a half. how does this work so well?

[@Cody-xi8iy]

40:06 😂 “you’re never gonna get snl”

[@vertical7047]

I have become a huge fan of Matt, since I started watching the show.

[@cloudbloom]

He's the best. Consistently dropping them 432hz consciousness bombs

[@stope420]

The Young Bull looks like he could do a live action commercial for Little Bits from Rick & Morty.

[@jkowski469]

shane flew too close to the sun(Ari) and got burned

[@Hashhogan]

Bean pies & Cinnamon Cakes are a combo I never thought I’d see grouped together 💀

[@andynyakurerwa1781]

"You will never get SNL" was wrong and right at the same time 😂😂

[@boscoedash6363]

Truckers are so slow because they don’t stop to yank it Shane and Matt LOL.

[@Tramz14]

Look at us now! 'You're never gonna get SNL'

[@lostinthewoods8032]

Electric Kool-Aid DAWGZ

[@DG-bi2yj]

Negoprison’s no joke

[@imavileone7360]

#autismawareness please support @DG

[@MrAs2114eva]

They're always what im worried about if i went to prison

[@lunchbag_larry]

@@MrAs2114eva neg with an e dude

[@lunchbag_larry]

the only way to escape the 9 circles of hell is to walk into the center and crawl down Satan's leg. Like andy dufresne and the river of shit

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

Fully read as negroprison and thought "isnt that a little redundant?"

[@opegamin]

Shane would like Dark Souls. chill chill chill

[@opegamin]

@Alex Jackson For shane yea

[@jorgea.r.g3004]

Matt any comments on shanes victory even when you backed luis j gomez

[@bigdawgs94]

When Shane is cooking on some History for the DAWGS woooooo

[@ZeranZeran]

35:00 I like how Shane spent 10 minutes talking about Kyle, crapping on him, then deciding "actually I agree, I feel the same way" Lol. This is America.

[@headfullofacid8088]

I was once an evil hippie and I eventually drifted and shot heroin every now and again every day for 10 years

[@SHACOBES123]

Classic evil hippie stuff. I casually use heroin everyday

[@keeganbarbieri6784]

User name checks out. I, TOO, am an evil hippie, however I just snort so im b e t t e r

[@Nwordscissorhands1738]

@@keeganbarbieri6784 you snort h?

[@bickyboo7789]

@@keeganbarbieri6784 lmao fr those coke head hippies talking shit on crack heads pisses me off

[@toastedt140]

Name and pic checks out

[@andrewg3724]

How do they have better cameras than LOS?

[@bigheverly]

They must shop at Sam’s club. Ive been when they are out of the normal deer park water and I had to get the flip top bottles like I’m on the move.

[@jayhudson3257]

1:16:46 mine passed away last April and the guy was an absolute legend, I miss my best friend

[@TheArborphiliac]

I used to live in Bloomington, MN. Good times. This was way before i learned about the dawgz though.

[@noggindude5012]

I knew Lameezy was gonna say Dark Souls 🤣

[@shredvansshredquarters]

Thoroughly surprised the bois didn't know about showers at truck stops. Next best, corporate level gym showers, Anytime Fitness, etc, next is fan/local performer/ stranger's home that offered to party and house you for the night. Next is sun shower bags on the side walk in your bathing suit or boxers outside your tour van.

[@KenobiStark1]

Hell yeah, you talkin about TOUR LIFE right there haha flip flops, sunglasses from merch from the beginning of the run, everyone wearing everyones bands shirts haha and never forget the locals rolling through with bbq and stuff, or pizzas and beer and weed. Loved those times.

[@MrGMT1992]

I find it really helpful in life when I'm being a " bitch " in a given situation to have Shane's voice pop into my head and say stop being so gay in that voice.,definitely lightens the load. 😂

[@sillygoose4472]

Dosing people is an insanely horrible thing to do.

[@mikeb6085]

For so many reasons. I figured they were all kinda game for those kinda hijinks, but nope dude never even tried it. So yes Shane your intuition was right, lol

[@himmerswag]

This ep is a all timer.

[@ERoBB1]

Love how the Covid talk is both of them paraphrasing headlines they saw (but don’t know what it means) and then saying “I don’t get it”, but not letting that stop them from forming big opinions about it.

[@Gh0stdawg70]

Shut up gaye

[@dillonbgray]

"Rise of the Evil Hippies" sounds like a great B movie.

[@filthymcchaos4830]

I live the next town over from kenosha...seen it all go down..Kyle was in the right brothers

[@cranberrycanvas]

The evil hippie phenomena is real af. If you go to a music festival you’ll invariably run into a group of hippies that are seemingly chomping at the but to conspire against you. You start to realize where the phrase “steal you face” came from

[@jacksonzante5817]

you did get snl boy🐈‍⬛⭐️

[@FlippyHambone]

*Matt’s wife is ‘Real Ass Dude of the Week’!* #Gumption

[@ryanprendergast7776]

Just an overall fantastic ep. Hitting so many great points

[@henoktesfaldet4517]

my thoughts exactly!

[@seanfrancishenry]

It’s all gay… and I’m dumb, so it’s hard. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@davidjacquez2244]

Mister Cool 😎!!!

[@derekd4394]

Mister cool=coke energy

[@kemperlennox5209]

Ever count the amount of times Matt says "like" in a single ep? Lol

[@MattH-wg7ou]

More evil hippies at Phish concerts than anywhere else. String Cheese hippies are cool in my experience. Phish is where the EHs are at.

[@Richerwitcher]

I wish I could play this while driving around in GTA

[@s85593]

Funny pod. Hope these guys find some success

[@djhagler]

Shane is great. He makes sense.

[@jonlamontagne]

I agree with what you are saying. But, this one episode he was wrong and I mean really wrong. I am not going anywhere just wanted to share that info. Iran did retaliate in an extremely novel and unprecedented attack (which is ironic as the general we killed was Iran's best general and very experienced military strategist (allegedly)! 1000 Troops were present, along with over 50 drones. Thankfully most of the troops were in vehicles out in the desert just watching and recording. Some needed to stay and maintain the base still, all aircraft/drones, and all vehicles were either flying missions or circling the base only so that they were not destroyed in the attack. The troops were there as an Iranian ballistic missile attack rained down on Al Asad Airbase in Iraq. The crazy thing is there was no plan for this attack there is NO defense from this attack no one had used these weapons in this fashion and like this being so close to where they launched from. They fucking shot ICBMs these were no cool dudes! They were using 1000-2000lbs bombs that is them not fucking around. Read up on it is insane what these troops went through it is called "Operation Martyr Soleimani". There were 1000 troops a few clicks away and they said their chests were compressing from shockwaves. Soldiers that stayed at the base said they were being lifted up and thrown around. I am pretty sure over 100 soldiers received medical treatment for traumatic brain injuries and received purple Hearts

[@mcoehlrich]

Shane saw the doss on Jay, and JFK'd him to save skanks. Hail Paimon

[@MrJol420]

Hail him

[@MrBLee2015]

HAIL PAIMON

[@squidincsquid]

What is doss? I'm getting old.

[@MrBLee2015]

@@squidincsquid he meant dose

[@MrBLee2015]

@@squidincsquid and we all are.

[@kggregorie]

Kurt was Big Jay's first friend in comedy back in Philly, he wasn't ever gonna be happy to hear Jay got dosed

[@MrJol420]

Also notoriously has beef with Louis who was the grandmaster of this dose.

[@DG-bi2yj]

John Doe what’s the beef over who’s the #1 mexican in Jay’s life

[@dwil2731]

@@MrJol420 No him and lois are good now they have been on tour together the past couple of years

[@Appathetic_Substance_Abuse]

@@dwil2731 saw louis and kurt in tampa last month. It was dope

[@Kthb80]

How many ways can y’all spell Luis and still get it wrong?

[@silentsam222]

Recommended this before the dawgz on LoS tonight, full Shrek 1.

[@quinnimon]

Civil War Shane is Master Class.

[@empowermph]

35:31 shane's impersonation of progressive flo lady, responding to an insurance claim for massacre while defending ground, that's the s--t that keeps me alive. that lowkey hilarious dry humor the room missed.

[@artvandelayed]

39:55 hilarious the hindsight of this now

[@sl0aner27]

Haha I was at that rooftop comedy roast. The dudes running it were saying they told Lemaire not to come knew he'd have a squad. Was standing next to him all night. Drank a ton of that pitcher mixed drink of titos lol

[@mattking3106]

Someone get shane his own history show it would be #1

[@israeladesanyasgyno999]

“He must be connected to boca raton” fucking sent

[@jakebaker4066]

17:27 I haven’t laughed this hard in about a week exactly.

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

The news is good at deception, even the dawgs fell for their bs on Rittenhouse and blake

[@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat]

Shane’s plan for spiking a drink at a restaurant was suspiciously well planned and quickly thought of 🧐😂

[@littlemac844]

This episode should've been called "Mr. Pebbles"

[@chrisestrada778]

This episode is one of the best ever. 👌

[@crowesz2662]

Lemaire's fat attack is my go to for my monday cheer up every week....