Ep. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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@danielpenrodii2389
@danielpenrodii2389 4 жыл бұрын
No man from Florida who bathes in his pool can possibly smell nice.
@bluetextbooks
@bluetextbooks 4 жыл бұрын
Tom is the friend that gets you in trouble in school and laughs when the teacher keeps you for detention.
@Revolution1117
@Revolution1117 4 жыл бұрын
I know Tom really cares for Brent, but he knew exactly what he was doing even before the very first episode. If you haven't seen it, watch Ep. 1, you'll get it. Brilliantly devious.
@nicksharp8868
@nicksharp8868 3 жыл бұрын
@@Revolution1117 ill report back in a bit chief im checking it out
@sterlingbowlen4153
@sterlingbowlen4153 2 жыл бұрын
​@@Revolution1117 to to ppppppppp phppp p TRX stuff yr to to pp keep him poo pp XXX HBR a ppg
@sterlingbowlen4153
@sterlingbowlen4153 2 жыл бұрын
​@@Revolution1117 of9
@kmartinquadeuce
@kmartinquadeuce Жыл бұрын
Seems like he might even do something afterwards so they can B.S. in detention together
@eyaffe1
@eyaffe1 4 жыл бұрын
I feel so bad for Bort’s family having to smell him in that tiny house.
@Kickasso
@Kickasso 4 жыл бұрын
Some fans should stop by and check if they're ok
@evilbunnysanta
@evilbunnysanta 4 жыл бұрын
@@Kickasso #bertstinyhouse
@nickricci19
@nickricci19 4 жыл бұрын
Waiting for Bert to piss off Nadav enough to get him to leak option 3
@Official_KC
@Official_KC 4 жыл бұрын
I was really hoping they would do a single frame of it still in
@TheGrowFromYourHeartPodcast
@TheGrowFromYourHeartPodcast 4 жыл бұрын
I’d make a deposit in his PayPal for the clip!
@natemaxwell5881
@natemaxwell5881 4 жыл бұрын
I have strong belief that the 3rd option is #BERTHATESJEWS...
@JBrown_Trivium
@JBrown_Trivium 4 жыл бұрын
@@natemaxwell5881 I thought the EXACT same haha
@LarsLarsen77
@LarsLarsen77 4 жыл бұрын
@@natemaxwell5881 I thought blacks because of current events, but that does make more sense coming from Tom's brain.
@danielwassum9234
@danielwassum9234 4 жыл бұрын
Burnt Crystals is the most wholesome, charitable comedian. He's constantly giving people the shirt off his back, whether they want him to or not!
@noelmurphy8008
@noelmurphy8008 4 жыл бұрын
Wish he'd put that shirt back on, he smells like dogshit
@williammiller1792
@williammiller1792 4 жыл бұрын
Man, Bert smells so bad his retriever didn’t want to do a second round.
@wantedki11a135
@wantedki11a135 4 жыл бұрын
oh damn lmao
@SonofRuss95
@SonofRuss95 4 жыл бұрын
#dirtyberty
@Jacobmelrose26
@Jacobmelrose26 4 жыл бұрын
Burnt smells like he's been hooking up with Norman Summerton for poutine.
@vincentq2917
@vincentq2917 4 жыл бұрын
2 pigs 1 poutine
@seanphillips7320
@seanphillips7320 4 жыл бұрын
Legend
@xrmighty
@xrmighty 4 жыл бұрын
Yo bro where did you get the YMH badge?
@madgreek253
@madgreek253 4 жыл бұрын
@@xrmighty you get it when you pay for the premium subscription. Details should be in the description of the show
@Jacobmelrose26
@Jacobmelrose26 4 жыл бұрын
@@xrmighty Just click the "Join" button under the video. Its 4.99 a month but it's worth it.
@bobbybobob2648
@bobbybobob2648 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus I can smell Bert through the screen. Hopefully he takes an indoor shower some day soon.
@jamieissorry99
@jamieissorry99 4 жыл бұрын
Bert is just fancier Randy from Trailer Park Boys
@perstimppa
@perstimppa 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think he has many indoor showers in his future. He'll probably transition from pool showers to sponge baths at some point though.
@davyjones2994
@davyjones2994 4 жыл бұрын
When Burt exhales, my screen foggs up
@Christopher-md7tf
@Christopher-md7tf 4 жыл бұрын
"an indoor shower" Or, as regular people call it: A shower.
@Peter.Sky.Walker
@Peter.Sky.Walker 4 жыл бұрын
I was at that Nirvana concert, too. When they played Smells Like Teen Spirit, Kurt Cobain dedicated the song to everyone except Bert Kreischer.
@jrmiles5437
@jrmiles5437 4 жыл бұрын
Burnt Crystals thinks Splash Mountain is a “shower”
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 4 жыл бұрын
"Splash Mountain" is Bert's bonus to clients letting them finish inside him. #ThatsWhyBertSmells Bert: "Witness me #RPC_Sensei "
@zacharyjune7510
@zacharyjune7510 4 жыл бұрын
@@VideoNozoki 174 comments on this channel.
@Cdv360
@Cdv360 4 жыл бұрын
bahahaha
@penniewyatt9391
@penniewyatt9391 4 жыл бұрын
It’s technically more of a shower than he gets.
@Justin_M
@Justin_M 4 жыл бұрын
Bert smells so bad everyone in his audience wears facemasks....😂
@jjthesavage
@jjthesavage 4 жыл бұрын
@ what you can't over spray is deodorant around old Bert.
@WilliamCase
@WilliamCase 4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@tydondero16
@tydondero16 4 жыл бұрын
Bert says he doesn't know if he could loot but he literally robbed a whole train and his classmates in Russia.
@mikesmind8402
@mikesmind8402 4 жыл бұрын
"Raise em right, I gotta go" Tom's quote of the show 😆😆😆 hilarious
@gbfan75
@gbfan75 4 жыл бұрын
Berts B.O. honestly wasn't too bad when I saw him last year. Barely noticeable. Maybe I just couldn't smell it over the smell of his breath.
@unclealbert3118
@unclealbert3118 4 жыл бұрын
I try to find him funny, but I just don't.
@jonemmick3790
@jonemmick3790 4 жыл бұрын
@@unclealbert3118 Just stop watching this you dolt
@garglebeforerinsing7455
@garglebeforerinsing7455 4 жыл бұрын
Bert went from “i spent the weekend parenting my kids” to “I partied hard this weekend” in about five minutes. 🥰
@Kickasso
@Kickasso 4 жыл бұрын
They can't stand being near him because of the smell, it's his defense to them calling him on shit.
@ColinQuin
@ColinQuin 4 жыл бұрын
The way Tom try’s to get Bert to ruin himself every single episode is true entertainment.
@p00pyDiaper
@p00pyDiaper 4 жыл бұрын
...just imagine what they’ve had to cut
@miked714
@miked714 4 жыл бұрын
one of the best parts of the show
@ZMB-on5ub
@ZMB-on5ub 4 жыл бұрын
Well he stopped burning crosses once the fire marshall showed up.
@glenncunningham6397
@glenncunningham6397 4 жыл бұрын
The takeaway from this episode is that Brent is gonna be pissed if these protesters don't die from Covid
@evilhomer
@evilhomer 4 жыл бұрын
Bert doesn't need any help, he's an expert at it.
@BigKevinSports
@BigKevinSports 4 жыл бұрын
“The last time Bert showered indoors? Alright, It was 1983, in Boulder Colorado dawg...” -Uncle Joey Diaz
@Toxicity3431
@Toxicity3431 4 жыл бұрын
Bouldah*
@ScorpionP2C
@ScorpionP2C 4 жыл бұрын
Thats a lie, no one showered in Boulder in the 80s :P
@rsilva8201
@rsilva8201 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else read this in Joey’s voice?
@NDRonin1401
@NDRonin1401 4 жыл бұрын
And it was TREMENDOUS!
@MrYggdrasil101
@MrYggdrasil101 4 жыл бұрын
Fucking great comment 😂
@jrmiles5437
@jrmiles5437 4 жыл бұрын
Michael “Lance Jordan” Armstrong
@Lm0956
@Lm0956 4 жыл бұрын
"I couldn't loot" - the man who got famous from robbing a train
@jamesthompson9978
@jamesthompson9978 4 жыл бұрын
Lm0956 oh shit!
@CRAG710
@CRAG710 4 жыл бұрын
Wooooah! Hahaha!
@denisemarie7991
@denisemarie7991 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaa.... oh and he said he cant understand addicts.... next breath he says he can't even dip once, because then he'll never stop.
@Viper3220
@Viper3220 4 жыл бұрын
@@denisemarie7991 When Tom was like "How does your brain work?!" I laughed so hard because I've always wondered when it comes to Bert lol. That's probably why I watch all of these but not the main ymh podcast. I'll take interesting and weird Bert shit over the fucking scat porn that Tom's main shows has become.
@BrettSeals
@BrettSeals 4 жыл бұрын
So help me Burnt Crumbler if your hot dumpster mouth comes within 200 yards of the Kansas City ASPCA I will report you for ex parte violation!
@ItsKarnageK13
@ItsKarnageK13 4 жыл бұрын
Saw Bart in person once, definitely smelled him first though
@andreiradufrandes2176
@andreiradufrandes2176 4 жыл бұрын
Bart😂
@dustystephens7387
@dustystephens7387 4 жыл бұрын
Like a dollar store in Polk City Florida
@MrRaitzi
@MrRaitzi 4 жыл бұрын
Fart Bert.
@KickingGarbage
@KickingGarbage 4 жыл бұрын
I love tom and bert, this podcast has really helped me through some hard times
@skeletony9156
@skeletony9156 4 жыл бұрын
I find it unsettling when Tom talks for a while without Bert interrupting him.
@greezay
@greezay 4 жыл бұрын
I find so hilarious that when Bert does interrupt him, Tom looks at the camera or shakes his head.
@tonypcd
@tonypcd 4 жыл бұрын
I find it unsettling when they go more than 5 minutes without a commercial.
@Selvarin
@Selvarin 4 жыл бұрын
Shhhh, it means Bert's learning something. ;)
@Kickasso
@Kickasso 4 жыл бұрын
OH OH OH OH OH OH!!! LIKE THAT ONe time do you remember also, wait a minute let me think, hey tom do you like strawberries?
@andrebenjamin7164
@andrebenjamin7164 4 жыл бұрын
bert came up with 2 alternative scenarios, pitched 2 shows, and told his own story while tom was telling the “Dr. Dre’s house” story
@lydiaball790
@lydiaball790 4 жыл бұрын
Bert: "I wonder if I could express my thoughts to someone who is deaf" Also Bert: 1BEARREDMANCAVE2CAST
@jaycastaneda193
@jaycastaneda193 4 жыл бұрын
I swear I get dumber every time I hear him speak...yet here I am again lol
@Meestaseesta
@Meestaseesta 4 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop hearing Bart clear his throat, its every 3 minutes.
@Hokuto_Tongi
@Hokuto_Tongi 4 жыл бұрын
Nice sweater 🐱
@lydiaball790
@lydiaball790 4 жыл бұрын
@@jaycastaneda193 harsh bro
@framedinaction
@framedinaction 4 жыл бұрын
When are you guys gonna snort some rails? Im trying to be patient
@rrj7737
@rrj7737 4 жыл бұрын
2 bears 1 cave onlyfans
@tommy2pistols44
@tommy2pistols44 3 жыл бұрын
Dude seriously
@imrisqix6402
@imrisqix6402 3 жыл бұрын
@Derp Derp 😂
@lowkeyyogitremendous
@lowkeyyogitremendous 3 жыл бұрын
Bro if u don't enjoy life
@damianpogu7272
@damianpogu7272 2 жыл бұрын
I think you’re gonna be waiting forever bruh
@Prometheushighaf
@Prometheushighaf 4 жыл бұрын
We all know the Burnt being a racist is a joke, his transition from a woman definitely isn't a joke
@perstimppa
@perstimppa 4 жыл бұрын
I have to say his estrogen therapy seems to be working, his pitch is hitting scary high levels.
@Scagtatious
@Scagtatious 4 жыл бұрын
I pick this one!
@raerja1
@raerja1 4 жыл бұрын
His racism actually masked his extreme sexual attraction to black men
@Abitflippant
@Abitflippant 4 жыл бұрын
He was racist because no black men would give him the BBC he craves so much.
@yolosubmarine
@yolosubmarine 4 жыл бұрын
Trans rights
@Kris_Toffer
@Kris_Toffer 4 жыл бұрын
3:42 for intro, 4:18 for episode. 34:27 for first ad break, 58:18 for second.
@zace98
@zace98 4 жыл бұрын
You're a saint
@sabyhernandezjr7048
@sabyhernandezjr7048 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@joegarcia4148
@joegarcia4148 4 жыл бұрын
God bless
@revfunk8823
@revfunk8823 3 жыл бұрын
Burnt Chrysler has changed my LIFE!!!! Thank you Brent!!!!!!
@CadChamberlain
@CadChamberlain 4 жыл бұрын
Bert refuses to watch Fight Club because the cover has soap
@sethkilby
@sethkilby 4 жыл бұрын
@Omne Obstat this deserves more. Its a great tag
@jacoboelizondo1116
@jacoboelizondo1116 4 жыл бұрын
I swear bert makes me scared to drink when he slurs his speech and questions if every memory is real or not...
@JR-rz1br
@JR-rz1br 4 жыл бұрын
Benzo abuse does this too.
@mathewcanton4998
@mathewcanton4998 4 жыл бұрын
@@JR-rz1br both use the same receptors
@abapp
@abapp 4 жыл бұрын
Dont drink 2 bottles of wine everyday and take xanax everytime you fly and you'll probably be good. But also booze is trash, replace it with weed and edibles.
@Ozzy32211
@Ozzy32211 4 жыл бұрын
I would love to watch their celebrity house guessing game. Name idea- 2 bears, whose cave?
@elyeyi369
@elyeyi369 4 жыл бұрын
Mondays are my favorite day for podcasts. The church of what's happening now, bad friends and now 2 bears one cave.... ahhh life is good 🤙🏾
@looneygoon4007
@looneygoon4007 4 жыл бұрын
I look forward to these so much. When I see a new episode in my inbox I get so excited. I have a ritual. I won’t watch the podcast all day so I can save it for when I’m off work. I get ready for bed, I pour myself some tea, I’ll take my 10-20 miligrams, I go on my porch, I sit down and watch the video. Thank you guys for these!
@jtruck150
@jtruck150 4 жыл бұрын
Same, usually have it up in the morning on my laptop while making breakfast and drinking coffee. Perfect way to start a day!
@666slateran666
@666slateran666 4 жыл бұрын
This comment is surprisingly creepy and detailed
@DanaBoomhower
@DanaBoomhower 4 жыл бұрын
Bert just HAD to say “I love profiling people” 😂😂😂😂 Tom had to hold his tongue so hard
@Tom-fj3vm
@Tom-fj3vm 4 жыл бұрын
"I took twitter offer my phone a while ago ... by the way I still use it". A perfect allegory for Bert's drinking
@griffinrustad139
@griffinrustad139 4 жыл бұрын
Bert calling it "ALS" rather than "ASL", like Lou Gehrig had his own language.
@CamxCam.
@CamxCam. 4 жыл бұрын
Bart got that Lou Gehrig gene.
@adamnoturfuknbusiness2367
@adamnoturfuknbusiness2367 4 жыл бұрын
american lign sanguage
@trevorfisher5634
@trevorfisher5634 3 жыл бұрын
rewatching every episode and they get better and better every time , keep them coming pls
@thadgoodson5147
@thadgoodson5147 4 жыл бұрын
I like how bert drinks multiple alcoholic beverages and calls it partying
@Tehcarp
@Tehcarp 4 жыл бұрын
Did you get to see it without the jump cut?
@adriank8151
@adriank8151 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Partying to me
@boscoedash6363
@boscoedash6363 4 жыл бұрын
It’s we he doesn’t show us that racist is blowing coke all night
@88Rows-Mafioso
@88Rows-Mafioso 4 жыл бұрын
Are you from Wisconsin as well hehe
@btruth9162
@btruth9162 4 жыл бұрын
Thats the definition of every party ive been to since after GED class
@johnhart9971
@johnhart9971 4 жыл бұрын
When the tear gas fails, riot control protocol is to send Bert in shirtless and the crowd disperses every time. #BertSmellsBad
@ETAisNOW-wn8wx
@ETAisNOW-wn8wx 4 жыл бұрын
Bring in the MACHINE!! Orcs beat drums as the frontline makes way for Bert being pulled on a special platform by two Trolls.
@johnhart9971
@johnhart9971 4 жыл бұрын
Truly Thanks everyone for the likes. I really need the pick me up. I once gave Tom a joint at the ice house as he walked off stage at the ice house in Feb 2018 and have been a loyal fan ever since of both Bert and Tom. Please air this one!!!!!
@johnhart9971
@johnhart9971 4 жыл бұрын
@@ETAisNOW-wn8wx Lol someone please photo shop bert into lord of the rings and pics of protests with people running in disgust. So many ideas...
@kenc12
@kenc12 4 жыл бұрын
Tear gas always works if you aim it at peoples heads the way these morons have been
@johnhart9971
@johnhart9971 4 жыл бұрын
Wow 268 at this moment. Smiles for days, thanks everyone!!
@MrBlackLenses
@MrBlackLenses 4 жыл бұрын
Something tells me that the third one was “Bert is anti-semitic”
@danielpenrodii2389
@danielpenrodii2389 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like that’s close enough to his racist/Nazi jokes that he’d be ok. I have a feeling it was more so inline with pedophile, something he definitely doesn’t want thrown around.
@LuLu24Ayo
@LuLu24Ayo 4 жыл бұрын
You fucking nailed it. The way Tom reacts tells me Bert probably named a few friends and managers that wouldn’t fuck with it lmao
@BXBZ88
@BXBZ88 4 жыл бұрын
Goes without saying.....
@Kickasso
@Kickasso 4 жыл бұрын
He said harsher, it was at least "Bert hates jews."
@jergarr3800
@jergarr3800 4 жыл бұрын
My guess for third one was that Bert is a baby raper lol
@ElBeasto94
@ElBeasto94 4 жыл бұрын
Saw him last year. Let me tell ya, he didn't smell great. Kind of like a birdshit pesto. #Bertsmellsbad
@likwidmagik
@likwidmagik 4 жыл бұрын
"Birdshit pesto"!!!!! BROOOOO!!!!! My pants just got so high and tight I'm choking!
@Dim1x
@Dim1x 4 жыл бұрын
Bro.... Bertshit Pesto!
@cosmonicedog
@cosmonicedog 4 жыл бұрын
This is literally my favourite podcast. I love the two of you.
@codykendall2846
@codykendall2846 4 жыл бұрын
Be careful cosmo. Brett might try and cuddle you
@cosmonicedog
@cosmonicedog 4 жыл бұрын
@@codykendall2846 I'd let him. I like cuddles.
@EccentricSM
@EccentricSM 4 жыл бұрын
The 2 most lovable men in comedy. Happy to be here listening to you guys in this trying time. Stay high and tight.
@Just_here_for_fun
@Just_here_for_fun 4 жыл бұрын
Just when you think Brunt has hit his highest octave, he goes up another one.
@erdnasiul87
@erdnasiul87 4 жыл бұрын
I know Bert is all about 88s...
@chipperontisamramba
@chipperontisamramba 4 жыл бұрын
Brunt?
@music10095
@music10095 4 жыл бұрын
Brunt greaser
@FrostyJokerr
@FrostyJokerr 4 жыл бұрын
My dogs head exploded after that dolphin call
@Saylor_On_Shore
@Saylor_On_Shore 4 жыл бұрын
Especially when he’s laughing
@cltnthecultist
@cltnthecultist 4 жыл бұрын
"The fattest, smelliest comedian in the world" I can get behind that.
@xxxpyrosxxx
@xxxpyrosxxx 4 жыл бұрын
Also, he really really loves his dog.
@Stbuster31
@Stbuster31 4 жыл бұрын
Who's also still very racist
@For_The_Watch
@For_The_Watch 4 жыл бұрын
DM R you didn’t follow Proto brother you’re getting the stamp
@johnnypt14
@johnnypt14 4 жыл бұрын
You'd have to make a 33 mile train trip to be able to "get behind" someone that fat.
@fatprincess3532
@fatprincess3532 4 жыл бұрын
If he stinks so bad, why you want to be behind him?
@montprod9510
@montprod9510 4 жыл бұрын
The way Tom gives Bert A false hope when he is trying to do sign language “yea you killed that”
@johnhart9971
@johnhart9971 4 жыл бұрын
My deaf friend actually met Bert right before the pandemic! I asked him how he smelled for real. He started crying instantly and whispered in that tok voice of his, "For the first time in my life...I could hear his stench..." #BertSmellsBad #ASL
@johnhart9971
@johnhart9971 4 жыл бұрын
Truly Thanks everyone for the likes. I really need the pick me up. I once gave Tom a jay at the ice house as he walked off stage at the ice house in Feb 2018 and have been a loyal fan ever since of both Bert and Tom. Please air this one!!!!!
@geoffwyne7496
@geoffwyne7496 4 жыл бұрын
why is the audio mastering always so friggin quiet?? Keep that volume high and tight!
@smokintoomuch2314
@smokintoomuch2314 4 жыл бұрын
This should be the top comment. I have airpods in and this was a thought I had while tuning in.
@greezay
@greezay 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I noticed that too on this episode. I blame Bert and his smelliness.
@RolandSpecialSauce
@RolandSpecialSauce 4 жыл бұрын
Tom starts Whispering never once in awhile. it doesn't even make sense
@thomasryder3426
@thomasryder3426 4 жыл бұрын
Yea they suck at audio. I have to crank it up then one of them will pound the table and blow my fucking car windows out.
@jeffstock7819
@jeffstock7819 4 жыл бұрын
I agree. Mentioning Nadav, Josh, and Enny in case any of them search for their names.
@bluetextbooks
@bluetextbooks 4 жыл бұрын
This conversation takes the sharpest left turns. Jesus, I have whiplash. How does his mind freaking work?
@TheOrlandoTrustfull
@TheOrlandoTrustfull 4 жыл бұрын
The "Bert is a racist" thing is obviously a joke. The "Bert needs to stop making every podcast about himself" thing, isn't a joke.
@vincentq2917
@vincentq2917 4 жыл бұрын
Better than just the boomer talk that tom spews
@hotelmotel83
@hotelmotel83 4 жыл бұрын
Vincent Q wrong
@whileimhere.6177
@whileimhere.6177 4 жыл бұрын
His podcast with Bill is a lot better
@vincentq2917
@vincentq2917 4 жыл бұрын
@@hotelmotel83 then just leave watch ymh?
@jamesl3426
@jamesl3426 4 жыл бұрын
While imhere. Because Bill can drive a conversation better than Tom.
@docterblood
@docterblood 4 жыл бұрын
That jump cut and their faces after had me dying
@jacobkolar3459
@jacobkolar3459 4 жыл бұрын
#bertcutslive
@SticksAandstonesBozo
@SticksAandstonesBozo 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t wanna live in a world without Bert. Please out live me.
@rayneweber7636
@rayneweber7636 4 жыл бұрын
"I love profiling people" -Bert, oblivious to how that sounds
@rworded
@rworded 4 жыл бұрын
Tom was snickering hard.
@LuLu24Ayo
@LuLu24Ayo 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao going through criminology with fellow students during this time is confusing considering Profiling 101 is required and cemented into our heads for the sake of solving the mystery of a crime.
@MindBlown720
@MindBlown720 4 жыл бұрын
Lauren Cole next semester in psychology thats one of my modules🤣 i’m not looking forward to that aspect of it...
@torianj37
@torianj37 4 жыл бұрын
He isn't oblivious
@NathanIsLegend
@NathanIsLegend 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Tom, Just had my 1 year anniversary for being "free" from Lymphoma. Thanks for doing that. Keep featherin' it tough
@IloveGorgeousGeorge
@IloveGorgeousGeorge 4 жыл бұрын
Congrats Mommy! Way to follow proto, hope you stay healthy!
@JenniferShaw1112
@JenniferShaw1112 4 жыл бұрын
👖 just glassin’ in good health 👖 good luck & keep following proto
@boofert.washington2499
@boofert.washington2499 4 жыл бұрын
Fuckin A. Feather away!
@liambaker8484
@liambaker8484 4 жыл бұрын
I heard that Bart's B.O. is why Tom's hair fell out, fun fact
@thenightking6662
@thenightking6662 4 жыл бұрын
This show should be called "Bert smells bad and talks about himself the entire show"
@boscoedash6363
@boscoedash6363 4 жыл бұрын
2bears1talkingracist*
@Nick-ds6oc
@Nick-ds6oc 4 жыл бұрын
Bert's reality show idea should be called: 2 Bears, Your Cave
@chadstegeman5335
@chadstegeman5335 4 жыл бұрын
2 Bears, Who’s Cave
@mattdyne
@mattdyne 4 жыл бұрын
It's called through the keyhole
@mikebrennan5923
@mikebrennan5923 4 жыл бұрын
2 Bears in Your Cave
@hikona_akashia
@hikona_akashia 4 жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely happy Tom found a way to bring up the smell issue in a funny way. I was at his show in Milwaukee last year and damn, I can't imagine sitting across the table from that for an hour every week.
@inevitableveganfuture3915
@inevitableveganfuture3915 4 жыл бұрын
I’m so happy now that Bert just needs a shower instead of him marching Jews into them. #BertSmellsBad
@timothyritchie2553
@timothyritchie2553 4 жыл бұрын
Yoooooooooo😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@timothyritchie2553
@timothyritchie2553 4 жыл бұрын
Yooooooooooo🤣😂🤣😂
@tamarawilkins2573
@tamarawilkins2573 4 жыл бұрын
Yooooooooo fucking Roasted
@tylerchamberlain4552
@tylerchamberlain4552 4 жыл бұрын
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo BOOM ROASTED
@busfahrer09
@busfahrer09 4 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@svhmj3918
@svhmj3918 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but Bert smells like a stray dog.
@katiebby
@katiebby 4 жыл бұрын
Tom is just a dad watching his ADHD kid Bert, the patience you have Tom bless your heart.
@kellenrivest4148
@kellenrivest4148 4 жыл бұрын
Proud of Bernt being a model citizen, from his progressive and forward thinking ideology to his boycotting of all soap companies to spread awareness for climate change. it’s great to see a true activist at work. Just please stay away from my dog...
@JAM92MAGANA
@JAM92MAGANA 4 жыл бұрын
Tom’s death stare at Nadav when Bert asks to look up his first JRE appearance. Nadav do bad?
@Akron162
@Akron162 4 жыл бұрын
I imagine Bert on the same level of gun discipline as Homer Simpson.
@BdaB164
@BdaB164 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey Burt stop cleaning that boat for a second and come over here what do you think about these protests"- Just spit my drink all over my keyboard
@tyward3635
@tyward3635 4 жыл бұрын
Toms perfect serial killer laugh at 22:00
@Viper3220
@Viper3220 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ like 80% of the comments are trashing bert lol.
@666slateran666
@666slateran666 4 жыл бұрын
As it should be
@Kayotik96
@Kayotik96 4 жыл бұрын
Just following proto
@ineptbundleofsticks2306
@ineptbundleofsticks2306 4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the show. LOL
@TheRandomAustralian
@TheRandomAustralian 4 жыл бұрын
Those are rookie numbers, we gotta pump those numbers up
@darkdiddler1439
@darkdiddler1439 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I kinda feel bad for him. The retards currently going apeshit about "social justice" have really scared him shitless.
@JacobGoodwinMusic
@JacobGoodwinMusic 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else ever notice Bert always says “nightmear” instead of nightmare
@coolguy473
@coolguy473 4 жыл бұрын
Its really noticeable since hes usually so eloquent
@Udgrasil13
@Udgrasil13 4 жыл бұрын
Just add it to the list of things Burnt Crysler does wrong, weird or irresponsible =)
@miked714
@miked714 4 жыл бұрын
Hes not a smart man
@uncrownedoak7777
@uncrownedoak7777 4 жыл бұрын
Or William Montgomery
@caitlynnc.k.4942
@caitlynnc.k.4942 4 жыл бұрын
Flippin over hyundai sonatas with my aunt while on pcp, boy what a nightmare
@RevMatchGT
@RevMatchGT 4 жыл бұрын
"I love profiling people!!" - Bert (who has no clue why Tom's laughing.)
@Rizza.
@Rizza. 4 жыл бұрын
oh god i'm fucking crying
@rebeccaashlock557
@rebeccaashlock557 4 жыл бұрын
I listen to several different podcasts and this is by far my favorite and the one I look forward to most! You guys are insanely funny and entertaining🙌
@emvy84
@emvy84 4 жыл бұрын
Do u watch bad friends
@rebeccaashlock557
@rebeccaashlock557 4 жыл бұрын
@@emvy84 No but im down to check it out
@emvy84
@emvy84 4 жыл бұрын
@@rebeccaashlock557 start from the top , it's only getting better 👍🏻
@Flynn94
@Flynn94 4 жыл бұрын
Bert smells like 2020 feels
@laurav19
@laurav19 4 жыл бұрын
That makes it easier to take
@petersandas3
@petersandas3 4 жыл бұрын
Every week one is fatter than the other. I can't keep up anymore.
@johnedward8352
@johnedward8352 4 жыл бұрын
Bert's looking slim this week
@nickdaboii
@nickdaboii 4 жыл бұрын
Just remember, Brent is the fatter more racist one.
@chrism45
@chrism45 4 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking they both looks skinnier this episode.
@IloveGorgeousGeorge
@IloveGorgeousGeorge 4 жыл бұрын
Yah it's a really weird continuity error
@kaileydelaney8491
@kaileydelaney8491 4 жыл бұрын
Not to get too sad or anything but I'm grateful for you guys. I lost my dad last year and your jokes and humor remind me of him so much. He would've loved you guys. Thanks for the laughs every week.
@lewisg4081
@lewisg4081 4 жыл бұрын
Burt: I'm not racist Also Burt: I LOVE PROFILING PEOPLE!
@meganklobchar7014
@meganklobchar7014 4 жыл бұрын
I was gonna comment the same thing 😂 * Guys please stop saying I am racist" 5minutes later "🙋Oh I love profiling and I am good at it In fact I want to start a TV show just to see how good I am at it." 🏌️🤹🏋️⛹️💂👮👩‍🏭👩‍🚒👩‍🌾👩‍🎨👳👩‍🍳 Hahahaha 🤦
@erikostlund9944
@erikostlund9944 4 жыл бұрын
since when does chlorine and Tito’s smell bad?
@chrisswinson8552
@chrisswinson8552 4 жыл бұрын
This is 2 of my favorite comedians! Keep it up guys
@eekpie
@eekpie 4 жыл бұрын
hey. I'm deaf and saw "it's chair amazement time to sleep running with applause"
@booognish
@booognish 4 жыл бұрын
Close enough
@caseydoguet1773
@caseydoguet1773 4 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@caseydoguet1773
@caseydoguet1773 4 жыл бұрын
@@booognish lol
@Nick_Rowlett
@Nick_Rowlett 4 жыл бұрын
BERT HAS ADHD: The impulse control, the constant subject change, rambling on your own stories instead of asking others about themselves. It all is tied together and makes SO much sense for all the things he says about himself (not a bit I am 100% serious)
@CRAG710
@CRAG710 4 жыл бұрын
And on this episode it was WILD.
@thestraydog
@thestraydog 4 жыл бұрын
@@CRAG710 damn right it was, for a minute there, I thought Bert tried that bump of blow but forgot to record it
@theguywiththetail
@theguywiththetail 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard I cried at that jumpcut. Fantastic!
@cannonkunde7019
@cannonkunde7019 4 жыл бұрын
“I couldn’t loot” The Russian train?
@TheKnutification
@TheKnutification 4 жыл бұрын
Pathological liars stumble over themselves all the time.
@mawtymawty9010
@mawtymawty9010 4 жыл бұрын
The Russian train wasn't a looting- it was a robbery
@bluetextbooks
@bluetextbooks 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@bluetextbooks
@bluetextbooks 4 жыл бұрын
@@mawtymawty9010 robbery is worse
@ronangaffney7365
@ronangaffney7365 4 жыл бұрын
Such a good point oh my god
@Randompers0nwatching
@Randompers0nwatching 4 жыл бұрын
Tom making a solid case for the personality champ with this new charity call
@aaronsibley
@aaronsibley 4 жыл бұрын
1:10:31 "IWANAWEVDONEVENTABUYTHEIRHOS DOSEEVENENEDTOBU-" - the smelliest comedian
@TFRComrade
@TFRComrade 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Bert's not racist, but this Bent Chrysler guy is such a racist!
@alexkennedy_nba
@alexkennedy_nba 4 жыл бұрын
Bert sounds like Donnie from The Wild Thornberrys at 1:10:31 😂😂😂
@Graypigs29
@Graypigs29 4 жыл бұрын
I fuckin lost it, had the same image in my head.
@hadessonofcronus1826
@hadessonofcronus1826 4 жыл бұрын
The episodes keep getting better
@stjames3852
@stjames3852 4 жыл бұрын
“i was just looking to see how much people cost” you’re not helping your case there burnt
@markrennie86
@markrennie86 4 жыл бұрын
"I LOVE PROFILING PEOPLE." .....oooooh jeez.
@earthyring4393
@earthyring4393 4 жыл бұрын
I'm always going to wonder what was cut this episode. #BertSmellsBad
@underreppin
@underreppin 4 жыл бұрын
#Berthatesjews is my guess
@philipsutcliffe1610
@philipsutcliffe1610 4 жыл бұрын
#BertsaPaedo
@jackfrost9359
@jackfrost9359 4 жыл бұрын
#BertSmellsRacist
@rafatcandido
@rafatcandido 4 жыл бұрын
#bertscumhole
@Raaaa10331
@Raaaa10331 4 жыл бұрын
@@rafatcandido lmao what 😅😅
@TreyBugatti
@TreyBugatti 4 жыл бұрын
This episode was a ride. Best one yet. And I have enjoyed every single one so far
@transposestudios
@transposestudios 4 жыл бұрын
I love that I've seen enough of these to know when Burnt Krisper is making up a story lol
@Whoopsydayzee
@Whoopsydayzee 4 жыл бұрын
Bert "I've been to a march before" Kreischer
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 4 жыл бұрын
"Everyone holding tiki torches, and EVERYONE on the same page.... it's really moving."
@mon0theist_tv
@mon0theist_tv 4 жыл бұрын
Goosestep marches probably
@catono9162
@catono9162 2 жыл бұрын
The Jump Cut Ended my Afternoon 😂😂😂
@MTKSAdventures
@MTKSAdventures 4 жыл бұрын
BERTS IDEA IS ALREADY A UK SHOW CALLED "THROUGH THE KEYHOLE"
@AvinaLookAbaat
@AvinaLookAbaat 4 жыл бұрын
YEP
@DOCDARKNESSREAL
@DOCDARKNESSREAL 4 жыл бұрын
“let’s see whooos howce it izzzzz” said in aloud Loyd Grossman voice 🤣
@andrewtregoning
@andrewtregoning 4 жыл бұрын
come on dude it's only been on the air since 1983, give him some slack..
@MTKSAdventures
@MTKSAdventures 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Tregoning hahaha yeah I could see him hosting a US version
@andrewtregoning
@andrewtregoning 4 жыл бұрын
@@MTKSAdventures he would be amazing at it fr
@revmaxproductions
@revmaxproductions 4 жыл бұрын
Where the coke at?
@paulcarmi8130
@paulcarmi8130 4 жыл бұрын
Mo Powah Babeh
@davyjones2994
@davyjones2994 4 жыл бұрын
Burt’s throat
@cadene5498
@cadene5498 4 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura is the most kind-hearted psychopath on planet Earth. Love you, Tommy Bunz
@verneata1788
@verneata1788 4 жыл бұрын
Bird is the champion of interrupting and then saying he doesn’t want to talk about whatever it was he interrupted to say. #birdUsinteruptus
@Pommy1396
@Pommy1396 4 жыл бұрын
2 Bears: whose cave? I think that sounds like a great idea, Bert!
@tylerpeters4308
@tylerpeters4308 4 жыл бұрын
Actually really enjoyed listening to them talk about money and houses.
@lkb1228
@lkb1228 4 жыл бұрын
Real talk, there's no way he smells good
@greezay
@greezay 4 жыл бұрын
Bert's the kind of guy to smell of old spice, body odor, and expired salsa.
@mon0theist_tv
@mon0theist_tv 4 жыл бұрын
Like how do you not just take a shower that's so rancid. A dip in the pool does not clean you.
@carlclarke4431
@carlclarke4431 4 жыл бұрын
Berts "house profiling" idea was already a TV show in the UK called "Through the Keyhole"
@MariyaZharkova
@MariyaZharkova 4 жыл бұрын
Loved this episode! Thanks for not googling things for half of the show)
@sdeckerstudios
@sdeckerstudios 4 жыл бұрын
"2nd amendment... that's the one about guns right?" 😂😂😂
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