Ep. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

[@BillySotherden]

'Have you ever slept with a snore guard?' -No. 'Why not?' -Because I'm a man. (Chugs kool-aid and swallows a donut.)

[@Exoticstepin7]

Literally Homer Simpson

[@BillySotherden]

@@Exoticstepin7 Holy shit. That's spot on.

[@TheSturdyGaming]

Glad to see Tom has joined the Feeder community, can't wait to see what he gives Bart next week.

[@scottp.548]

Only fans feed fest

[@alifelesstoxic1253]

Oh my goodness..... NO! 🤣

[@PageShearling]

I love that 😄

[@lokithecat7225]

This week on Binging with Burnt

[@MidwestDankAlumni]

@@lokithecat7225 babish fans get it.

[@L3SSTH4NL33T]

Bert is the closest thing to a real life Homer Simpson that I've ever seen

[@stevethomas74]

Except Homer Simpson is hilarious

[@OrochimarusPanties]

Difference is Marge wouldnt put up with any of the shit Bert throws at his wife

[@guggenheim914]

Tom should play Marge

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

Lol of course this comment is on an episode where hes downing donuts

[@raptorsquad8959]

He’s homer and nadave is Flanders

[@keeganoke9438]

Listening to Bert lick his fingers for 2 minutes is the closest I've ever come to punching a hole in my wall

[@abdaniel487]

I had to stop watching the podcast for a bit. It was genuinely upsetting.

[@MrJayehawk]

Agreed. I had to pause for a little bit to get my bearings once again.

[@lapointx6]

Adrian Daniel has to work

[@ryanpearsall1499]

Why the fuck is that? I never understand why I’m like that lol. Like actually anger

[@OutlandishOW]

One of the most obnoxious eaters I’ve ever heard shit makes me want to lose my mind

[@joeyr6396]

I love how Brent refuses to eat an ice cream cone because “it’s for kids” but stuffs Krispy Kreme into his mouth, unapologetically licks his fingers, and walks around with 1/2 gallon of Koolaid.

[@joejohnson2447]

I had a scoop of ice cream with my kids at the mall the other day. For a split second I was self conscious because of what Bert said... then I remembered that Bert is pretty much a terrible person and a walking contradiction of values and ideas.

[@johndavis-pp6jx]

ice cream cones are for men. they’re both practical and delicious

[@liveflower895]

I read this while watching and hearing him lick his fingers. Yuck

[@gramdalfthewhite]

That fuckin Kool Aid container 😆

[@mattweizhongxian7238]

Lol

[@lilshadow48]

Bert: "Men who eat ice cream have lost control of their lives" Also Bert: "Why drink water when you can drink Kool-Aid?"

[@miked714]

and eat donuts in one bite...

[@jtreid0907]

it's only 5 calories lmao then proceeds to eat like 2k calories worth of donuts

[@deanfranz]

@@jtreid0907 I wonder if Burnt thinks that's 5 calories for 64 oz or 128 oz

[@DekkarJr]

best part of the clip was that he had 3 other cans of soda in front of him the entire time lol

[@rclanton04]

DC it iotipiioioqy

[@TGJoeyT]

I feel bad for LeeAnn, she clearly never expected Bert to live this long and has patiently been waiting to cash the life insurance policy, take over the savings, and restart her life fresh and clean. She's really putting in the work for it now.

[@bluetextbooks]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@ksauce7]

She’s the real MVP

[@SpareChangeTV]

“If you marry for money you earn every penny”

[@coldwolfcola]

I’m beyond amazed that she even sleeps near him

[@Liam.-77x]

@@coldwolfcola He said she sleeps on the couch because of his snoring

[@Dadvoicetalks]

Bert Kreischer, the only man alive that can confidently say that eating ice cream is for children but drinks a gallon of Koolaid a day and licks his fingers clean like an actual toddler.

[@mandihollingsworth182]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bryanlefebvre9943]

Bert is like a cartoon human. He feels like a sitcom character. Never ceases to amaze me.

[@TheyCallMePatto]

It has taken me a donut eating episode to realise Bert is a real life version of Homer Simpson

[@DrDANKize]

CallMePatto looks like a Simpson character on his hat too

[@chasebalcziunas4289]

D’oh!

[@finni62]

The secret to a good marriage is a lot like eating a Krispy Kreme donut 🍩

[@JHARD34]

I’ll never look at him the same. Especially since Theo von has that wall of comedians with the simpsons artist. You are exactly right.

[@triplethreat1263]

Both of them look like Homer Simpson tho

[@nazariocuadros]

imagine if Nadav just whispered die fat man while placing the donuts on the table while staring at Bert

[@xXxBLINGO07xXx]

Nadav definitely used undermining tones as if he thinks he is better or smarter than Bert.. Bert did hear him but the reason he said he couldn't is because something has been brewing between them.. Nadav knows what he did you could clearly see his blood started pumping but realised he is on camera so he changed his tone.. Bert backtracked because he felt abit of guilt when he jumped too quick by saying Nadav said fucking.. but he only added that word to express to us the way he feels about Nadav talking to him in that snide manner. Conclusion: Either Nadav comes to the terms that Bert is "basically" his boss too for this podcast or they need to stop talking to each on cam because it is unprofessional. P.s Bert smells so bad the kkk told him and Rex just to stay home and zoom their next meeting.

[@narcissistskryptonite5734]

xXxBLINGO07xXx great point bert IS his boss too!!

[@MrReachBoi]

Michael Nadav is stuck between a rock and a hard place between Tom and Bert. One has fists the other smells like dog

[@Alexxtremox]

Which is funny because isn't Nadav as fat or fatter than Bert？Doesn't he downs like Buffalo Wild Wings like everyday?

[@MarlowWhere]

@@xXxBLINGO07xXx Nadav did sound a little snarky...but its a comedy podcast and not a typical boss/subordinate dynamic. I'm sure he has probably told Bert 1000 times to put his headphones on, and yet he still forgets. Bert also chose to make it a thing that Nadav is slow at Googling his asinine requests to the extent that its bled over into YMH as a joke. TLDR I know Bert is usually the butt of every joke (his own doing), but he doesn't need to flip out just because a subordinate corrected him so that he can assert authority.

[@invaderjimm8422]

I love the therapy session in this one. Like legitimately it was really cool to see Bert realize where he messed up and fully accept it, very big of you man.

[@kcameron819]

Totally agree

[@APAL880]

@@kcameron819 The fat producer was passive aggressive. Bert picked up on it. I would hate working with that guy.

[@karlcarlsburg9641]

@@APAL880 lol ok.

[@landenstevens2446]

@@APAL880 Nerd

[@carpediem4887]

@@APAL880 definitely

[@jamesanderson5137]

Burt "licking" his fingers is the grossest thing he's ever done...i also got up to brush my teeth during this

[@calebhuff8212]

Listening to him eat those donuts had me on the edge of fucking throwing up

[@mexikanman]

If only they had a sound guy (or in this case a sound crew) that could lower his mics as he Groomed himself.

[@crisisactor420]

@@calebhuff8212 yeah I made this same comment a minute ago

[@marielooney8746]

This episode is unwatchable/unlistenable. I made it to 6:50 before the finger licking and chewing had me ready to ram my car into a tree.

[@mathieumarlaire]

He's telling himself and the world he's licking his fingers but we all know he's trying to eat them

[@brandonedward8874]

I’m glad Nadav and Bert are going through marriage counseling

[@jfelshaw]

There are definitely some times Nadav throws a real attitude on his responses. It's not just bert's fault.

[@skato7291]

@@jfelshaw agreed. Him saying put your headphones on definitely had some attitude behind it.

[@jadibo1984]

@@skato7291 yes, put your headphones (because we are in a podcast and u need to hear) is such an ATTITUDE...Bert is senile

[@TamairaElise]

@@jadibo1984 it's not what he said, but how he said it. Nadav can be short, snappy and condescending in tone at times. I think he and Bert have a weird dynamic. They pitch each other shit, but they're not close enough to let it all roll off their shoulders and be in good fun.

[@Tom-uf9hf]

whats the time stamp i just came back from the episode after this and heard them saying something happened

[@DubsBrown]

Bert putting on headphones and suddenly being able to hear correctly and be introspective is a great metaphor for a lot of his issues

[@davidchurchill8555]

Bert: I think some people can only empathize about things they went through. Good job Burt. Next week we'll cover shapes and colors.

[@charleybetts1053]

Exactly, I love Bert, butttttt that *IS* *THE* definition of *"Empathy!"*

[@mandihollingsworth182]

😂😂😂😂😂😂omg that's f ing hilarious

[@masonrenaud8692]

So fascinating to watch someone with literally no self control.

[@bradleywest6821]

I thought I had problems with self control, but then I listened to Bert for a few seconds. I realized I'm in a pretty good place

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Or self awareness

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

Talk about someone who literally stumbled into success

[@samueljones246]

Yeah he just reinforced my will to diet more

[@gerardoaguirre7054]

This is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@marcusmeeks3235]

Bert: "idk why I'm not losing weight" Also Bert: "I've eaten a lot of Krispy Kreme donuts lately"

[@danielglassmeyer1381]

And washing them down with KoolAid

[@jakesmiley1988]

Bert is LITERALLY, the real life Homer Simpson.

[@ohlookadragon]

@@danielglassmeyer1381 and the drinking can't forget the drinking.

[@scottp.548]

It's a goddamn mystery that he isn't as big as Ralphie May was back in the day. This man is a slob.

[@waltermcdonough]

@@scottp.548 him running on the treadmill in the morning is the only thing keeping him alive at this point

[@jbshaver829]

Brent: "I can't lose weight no matter what I do" Also Bart: "I've been eating so many Krispy Kreme donuts lately"

[@docsportello7635]

This actually gives me hope

[@butch2811]

It's amazing how much he eats, but he's able to keep his weight (though he is overweight) in check by how much he exercises. He could seriously be in great shape if he changed his diet.

[@brandonroyce2356]

Who the hell is Brent and Bart? 🤨

[@MagnusVenatus]

@@butch2811 He jogs on a treadmill for like 30 minutes a day. He's not doing anything that strenuous lol.

[@poloniusfilth7178]

I'm just jealous, they're so far and few between in Ontario, Canada

[@DaveFurbush]

Tom: Practices good, sensible dental hygiene. Bert: That’s OCD and disgusting. Also Burt: I wipe my own ass with my bare hand.

[@Fisumestari]

Also also Burnt: Licks fingers for 2 minutes straight.

[@shadykadry]

"Why would anyone drink water when they can drink cool aid, it's so stupid!" -Bert Kreischer Truly a man ahead of his time

[@unwashedbuffalo]

wonders why he can't lose weight. also drinks a gallon of kool aid everyday and eats a shit ton of donuts

[@dannywilliams3764]

@heehee mefunny Brawndo, it's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes - Burnt Krislop

[@For_The_Watch]

😂😂😂😂 I really enjoy this. Just wonder how many think he’s actually drinking a gallon of kool-aid? I buy they things hes talking about it’s like the little crystal packs to flavor your water and it really is only 5 calories but the idea that he’s always wondering why he isnt losing weight while drinking gallons of kool-aid a day is incredibly amazing.

[@parallaxoldchannel]

Kool*

[@chrisjohnson-yt8nq]

It's like watching them feed a walrus at sea world.

[@the_Dogpacker]

Those eating sounds are disgusting af, no walsrus could do that.

[@ma-ox2pm]

except the walrus isnt a full on racist

[@courtney2590]

nihil Flugzeug bold of you to assume

[@MarlowWhere]

Got em

[@LewisJms123]

Nothing screams Bert Kreischer quite like licking donut icing off of a spit covered microphone during a pandemic.

[@joshuabuilds3051]

Nothing says bert kreisher like racist comments. Except for maybe eating into a microphone and being hated

[@tocalleachthing]

It really upset me.

[@daytonleegood1262]

pretty confident they use the same mic every episode

[@leathakkor]

@@daytonleegood1262 But Dr Drew uses that and Tina Durin where my moms at, and that might be the guest mic from YMH

[@scumdog666]

They can just buy a new SM7B, they're only like $350 now

[@zay3788]

Segura is smart for staging that “I gotta shit” line, so that they can break the tension

[@dandalsanto698]

Bert “it sucks that I don’t really talk about the travel channel” Someone please make a compilation of the millions of times he’s brought it up lol

[@joshsmog]

lol hes so full of shit, "Im hyper aware of things" after his whole thing about not being aware of what buddy even said to him and getting mad about it.

[@joshuas637]

Hes doesn't tell much about what he actually did on the show. He brings the show up all the time though

[@Pizzle745]

If he doesn't talk about his time on the travel channel it's only because he doesn't want to interrupt himself while he talks about EVERYTHING else!

[@tombystander]

No one watched his dumb show

[@sCareCrowmerk]

​@@Pizzle745I thought SteveO was bad having a podcast but Barf is so much worse, makes it almost unbearable to watch while he ate all them donuts, I had to skip to the end of I would've been in a bad mood all day😂

[@brownguy903]

Bert doesn't realize that low calorie kool-aid has maltodextrin, which is high glycemic index, gets digested into glucose (sugar) so you're still eating sugar and spiking your insulin/blood sugar level

[@lamolambda8349]

Ah nice I literally use it in a post work-out shake to gain weight so good lick with them gains Bert.

[@georgekaladas8381]

Lol like Bert has the brain capacity for such higher level thinking

[@joepiersma4768]

Great comment! Let’s just add this to the list of things Bert doesn’t realize.

[@onehandclapper5241]

And he blames Ari for putting his life at risk because of his high blood sugar level combined with molly

[@LarsLarsen77]

Literally everything anyone ever eats gets digested into glucose.

[@BaysideShrimp]

does not like to shower, drinks a gallon of kool-aid a day, gets jealous sharing friends. Is Bert in 4th grade?

[@bluetextbooks]

Yeah, he's regressed to age 8-9. It's nuts.

[@Flynn94]

He certainly has all the empathy and emotional range of spoilt child

[@DeadPhish812]

Peekaboo fam!!!!

[@haymaker710]

No, he's in the 5th grade.

[@Adri_drinks_wtr2]

Add doesnt brush his teeth to that list

[@Nethercide]

I learned something this episode. I learned that I can’t stand listening to two grown men chew on microphones for minutes. And that Bert is far more delusional than we’ve ever believed.

[@amgiardino]

It’s like an unwritten rule that you do not eat during a podcast, but of course Bert doesn’t give a good fuck about himself or his listeners

[@APAL880]

you guys are dramatic.

[@alexhugg]

Let’s just be honest here, this isn’t 2 bears 1 cave, this is Burt’s weekly therapy session. 😂

[@kev199369]

Thats the best part

[@jmolvera9737]

There was a lot of growth in an hour and 35 minutes. I'm proud of Brent Chrysler.

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

Man this comment kind of triggers me. He successful, has a great family, and has a lot of good friends. Bert's "problems" is kind of a bit between him and tom. Sure, what they're talking about may be true to some degree, but come on. If you're just joking about it being Bert's therapy then good. But no.

[@robertthegamecat9548]

@@alexanderjeromewhite2380 if a comment made by someone you don't know, about someone you also don't know, is triggering you... might be time to stop reading KZbin comments. Nothing was directed at you, yet you still found a way to get offended. I realize the irony of my comment, but I'll likely forget about it and you before 24 hours pass.

[@ScorpionP2C]

@@robertthegamecat9548 in before 24 hours pass, great reply

[@koreanzombie420]

Bert saying he ran 5 miles is like when Rogan says he reads books.

[@booognish]

koreanzombie420 nah he actually comes through on the exercising. I think he’s got some psychological self programming where he exercises hard to make up for his bad habits. So the intensity and frequency of the exercising correlated directly to the overeating and drinking.

[@ryanschwaigert]

koreanzombie420 he’s the only person who can “run 400 miles” since quarantine and still look like that.

[@ichbindoofhihi1]

@Zabble that's probably unironically what it is

[@jamesmello533]

Bert’s philosophy on choosing Kool-Aid over water just proves the politics in Idiocracy is real.

[@tryitout-701]

At least he is not drinking Tito’s with kool aid.

[@jamesmello533]

tryitout - Tom will unpack that later

[@ChrisEvans429]

Electrolytes bro!!!

[@StephenKyle91]

It’s got what plants crave

[@jaytuhng9304]

hes an absolute slob. gluttony is a sin

[@happycamper8988]

The dude in the background dying laughing is making me piss myself laughing

[@PhenoDubs]

That's my favorite part of this podcast

[@Swiftskice]

@@PhenoDubs it is nadav

[@nationalmaverick]

@@PhenoDubs I enjoyed it thoroughly until i realised alot of it canned laughter

[@jacobb6774]

@@Swiftskice is it really? He must turn himself down alot

[@InsideCenterDani]

“I’m so curious about the small things in people’s lives.” Interrupts to tell a story about himself.

[@lexiehua1457]

Hahaha this made me spit out my drink

[@simenolsen7889]

Very funny man.

[@bwoolf9542]

Burnt’s diet is basically the entire menu at a bowling alley.

[@loganlouis4190]

In case you hate or love the sound of donut eating; Start eating: 5:48 Stop eating: 7:55 Start eating again: 52:44 Stop eating again: 53:25

[@KKtheDonahem]

Bless you faithful commenter

[@collinbarnard207]

You’re doing god’s work my brother

[@kus88]

Hard skip whole episode

[@aaroncraig6864]

Fucking hell that was difficult to listen to

[@H8nb8n]

I like listening to it without the video pretending they're blowing each other, cracks me the fuck up

[@TReeves92]

Love that Bert is open enough, to try and better understand simple things like how he communicates with other people. This shows how genuine he is and that's a big quality in an entertainer/comedian. Tom and Bert's podcast's have definitely made Covid-2020 a lot easier. Keep feathering it you two!

[@APAL880]

It was Nadav's fault, clearly. I would not stand for someone talking to me that way.

[@caneface87]

This podcast should be called “Berts slow road to destruction” Tom makes his “best friend” eat and drink for his own amusement.. and ours lol

[@Squashylemon]

Slow?

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

You misspelled "fast"

[@nolanlynch2430]

Tom is definitely a feeder.

[@xawesome1992x]

Tom explains that he hates people that are "dream crushers" so he always tries to say yes and be supportive of peoples ideas. Not a bad quality at all. Its genuinely all on berts personality being toxic for himself. Tom just accepts Bert as he is.

[@myjourney3229]

27:48 Nadav: "Some might say that it's just like a complete" Bert: "Nightmere."

[@joshascher6765]

I'm dying 😂😂

[@GuillermoRodriguez3]

Bert is forsure weak and insecure for feeling threaten by nadal

[@KarenTookTheKids364]

Bert is like a special needs kid that survived childhood but now needs his younger brother to look after him.

[@nlocks6941]

I think Bert’s bi polar .. I am .. so just my opinion

[@Rut53]

I've been noticing schizophrenic tendencies in myself. That may also because I smoke a ton of the ganja and just took psychology last semester.

[@jakepettit7766]

Hahaha

[@brendandoyle8147]

Some times I wonder what f Tom is really Berts friend. Watch Toms facial expressions. It’s like the kid you hung out with to crack jokes on. They were to stupid to realize only reason they are around to mildly bully them

[@brandonhughes964]

Brendan Doyle Bert says dumb shit constantly. Tom can’t help it

[@lee7926]

i swear this podcast is just tom laughing at bert for an hour lmao

[@adams4901]

Sometimes I think Tom has a side deal with Bort's wife on his life insurance.

[@AnonymousFREEZEpOp1]

Tom is definitely in the will 1000%

[@liveflower895]

Bort’s 😂

[@DNYGdj]

The thumbnail says it all

[@Cyxz666]

Bert acts like eating is a race, and we all know how he feels about race.

[@biglicker4473]

😂😂😂😂 take my thumbs up

[@lamolambda8349]

Nice one bro

[@DNYGdj]

Mickey Mantle gene?

[@AndrewBrawleyIsCool]

Can’t tell if this is because he’s racist or competitive. I’m thinking both

[@eddiem5997]

🏆

[@Narzick]

I think bert is genuinely on the spectrum at least a little

[@zak-a-roo264]

The drunk end of it

[@Rick_James]

Uh hundred percent

[@ThomSonnyYeah]

Narzick nah he’s just stupid. Source: I’m in the spectrum

[@mintyfone]

Rollo Treadway yea the whole thing

[@macknickelson4866]

One.... Hundred..... Percent

[@camerongendreau8269]

18:14 Bert killing it once again with the Saka Soufflé moment: Nadav: *brings hand sanitizer* Bert: "Oh, hand saniteezerSaizers..."

[@je__.]

😂😂😂😂

[@michaelinglehearn4731]

Bert 2 epidsodes ago: "If you eat an ice cream cone you're a child." Bert today- "Why would you drink water when you can have kool-aid." The hypocrisy is as real as it gets here, folks!

[@booognish]

Michael Inglehearn what about the comedy?

[@Ryan-nd3zu]

Bert obviously had a bad experience with his dad and ice cream cones... Why else would he feel so passionately about a food item

[@sethreynolds3885]

2:48 Skip opening ads 12:23 To skip 10 minutes of them eating donuts....Bert slams 6 by the half way mark. 25:35 Tom has the sugar shits and has to run off screen. Bert and Nadav have a heart to heart. 30:13 - 32:37 To skip mid roll ads 47:08 - 52:21 Bert discusses not brushing his teeth in the morning. Despite having really bad teeth and a childhood complex about them. 52:23 - 53:23 To skip donut # 7. Go Bert! 58:22 Finally finished talking about teeth. 104:18 - 106:32 skip late roll ads.

[@GFHarmy]

The Hero we needed

[@adippinghippo]

I wish I could've seen this comment earlier

[@andrewameen8011]

That was the worst intro ever. Listening to Bert smack on donuts made me cringe.

[@caseygates2175]

TOOO FUNNY! Good job!

[@JuanHerrera-re9go]

Thanks dude, that was fucking disgusting, Bert's such an animal lol

[@toastedjoe1013]

"Why would anyone drink water, when you could have Kool-Aid?" Basically sums up Idiocracy and why they put Gatorade on everything, including the crops.

[@theintangiblefancy428]

"YOU like money?? I like Money too" You think Bert would enjoy a Full Body Latte?

[@stlslowninja]

It’s what plants crave

[@BrokenGodEnt]

@@theintangiblefancy428 Who's Bert?

[@kiroshi32]

I was just talking to my friends about that movie. That's what the future is going to be when Kanye West is president.

[@whydoyoucare5]

Brawno, it's got electrolytes

[@Paintballman251]

I cannot believe Bert hasn't learned the life lessons most children learn when it comes to basic respect

[@juneack5848]

Man child dude

[@Leviajohnson]

Whats the example you're talking about?

[@tannershotme9508]

The more I listen to this podcast, the more I realize Bert is actually a shitty person.

[@radiationqueen]

@@Leviajohnson I'm sure it's with how he reacts to stuff, but seeing how his dad was with him (not that his dad is a bad guy in any way) it is easy to see how he reacts in certain scenarios.

[@jon33.3]

"my hands are so sticky right now" *Immediately puts fingers all over phone*

[@SteveCossaboom]

You just KNOW Tom is compiling clips and audio clips for a monstrously funny video.

[@PageShearling]

Ew

[@Ramboskates85]

Like a 5 year old lol

[@ブタでよろしく]

Are napkins not a thing in America? Do they just put their gross fingers all over everything?

[@jon33.3]

@@ブタでよろしく no only Bert does that

[@baronash397]

"I don't talk about travel channel enough" Sure.

[@jamesmay6674]

"I should do a one man show just on the Travel channel"

[@delataylor]

Haha! Right?!

[@RDSwords]

Nadav was alone with Bert for 2 seconds and they were already fighting lol

[@SphereX253]

When Bert says “did you not hear me say 8 sec?”....I totally thought it was about to pop off again between him and Nadav...then the real talk happened. I have such mixed feelings about this. I feel Bert was the aggressor most of the time, and I definitely can’t fault Nadav for snapping back at him, but I do feel like I hear some very condescending vocal inflections coming from Nadav that I think Bert is picking up on. It’s kind of a chicken vs the egg argument for me.

[@lassorbrandon]

Nadav is now primed to respond with a tone because Bert talks down to him and demands him to do things.

[@vcalv9354]

I'm sarcastic to assholes who talk down to me too

[@Revolution1117]

At the end, Bret basically admitted that he doesn't value what Nadav & other podcast producers, admins, etc. do because he supposedly has done it before himself. Bottom line, Brent's saying that he considers himself more important than people who he considers are "beneath him", therefor they don't deserve to be respected. Pretty f-ing arrogant really, considering he's B-level comedian.

[@georgechandler1647]

@@Revolution1117 its his fucking podcast and nadav is his bumbling employee. Its not arrogant to talk down to him

[@Revolution1117]

@@georgechandler1647 Wrong on BOTH counts. 2B1C is a YMH production owed by Tim & Christine. Native is a YMH employee and Tom signs his paychecks, not Bart. Navdav has no ties to Chrysler whatsoever. Bart has his own group of lackeys on his tour bus and personal podcasts to berate. I'm sure Tom pays Bret more than fairly for appearing on 2B1C, plus any percentages for PPV / YT income, and merch sales. I highly doubt Brent has any percentage of 2B1C content ownership, though.

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

Listening to Bert eat Krispy Kreme with his mouth open, while talking, with my headphones in is, without exaggeration, one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard.

[@626bennyboi]

Was about to write the same thing.

[@michaelthompson6285]

It made me super angry. Like I could choke him bare handed

[@amandacronick5454]

Soon as he said "So Fucking good" whilst chewing, i'm out!

[@kimberwaits911]

It gave me the dry gags! Just as bad as the cum vape dude.

[@joeleonard9965]

The CIA could save a lot of money by using this for their torture programs.

[@FinatticHits]

"does he live with his parents?" after a grown man asks another grown man to heat him up a doughnut while drinking kool aid in the morning lool.

[@stevethomas74]

That irked me along with everything else in the first 4 mins of this show. I've tried to get on board with Bert but I can't anymore.

[@Callusny]

@@stevethomas74 that's a sign it's getting too personal for you

[@dylanstandingalone]

@@Callusny It's more a sign that we've watched too much bert content. I've been watching him for years, and I'm starting to get sick of his shit!

[@jamesosborne6849]

Your not his wife man...stop watching

[@sama.3708]

@@stevethomas74 Same.. Bert's elitism can be really cringy to listen to - especially when its putting the YMH staff down.

[@sprthhfk]

Nadav definitely occasionally speaks to Bert in a passive aggressive tone

[@emilioquintanilla1934]

Wouldn’t you?

[@DelightfulDissident]

That's kinda just Nadav tho. I mean, have you heard the stories he tells about his family? It's no wonder the boy is passive aggressive 😄

[@Mike-gu4xx]

as he should, bert is also kindof a d*ck to non famous people its annoying

[@platypuss1410]

He deserves it.

[@SpacersChoice]

as he should. (sort of) working for bert would be excruciating.

[@seanharoldson2546]

Bert: "I dont have time to say hi to everybody." Also Bert: "I wake up at 11:00 am." Also Bert: "I do meet and greets and party with my fans after every show."

[@threetrees313]

Joe Rogan: Eating in front of a mic is annoying for listeners. Two Bears: Lets start the episode eating doughnuts for 15 minutes straight...

[@tryitout-701]

I love how they don’t give a fuck.

[@ChaseRichardComedy]

Joes not wrong

[@joshuabuilds3051]

It was so fucking disgusting in audio form that I came to witness this shit. My mouth is watering like I'm gonna gag.

[@MrJamesohh]

@@joshuabuilds3051 easily one of the most infuriating things in the world

[@alexhoward1884]

@@tryitout-701 it really is unprofessional and cost them a lot of views/listens.

[@Deej48]

Watching Tom reach for the donut to bait Bert to take another has got me rolling, it's just such a nice touch.

[@bump112]

I loved it

[@bump112]

He loved it. Bart just eats

[@unnecessaryrisk1082]

He has heart disease and is on high BP meds - if you want Bert to live then Tom needs to stop that crap.

[@unnecessaryrisk1082]

C. Hoyle - he obviously has not done any research about heart disease... ugh it’s not even the calories that are most important - it’s *sugar* that messes you up.

[@unnecessaryrisk1082]

ROGUEGUNNER69 - lol what is that?

[@Eric-mc1jf]

I love how Burt is trying to flex that he figured out to microwave Krispy Kreme donuts for 8 seconds. It literally says it right on the box, he should be flexing that he is capable of reading words on a box because that is a lot more impressive for him.

[@GavidDogins]

the piece of donut that flies out of Berts mouth and lands on his mic at 7:42 is one of the most "Bert" things to do

[@leevon2wheels320]

I'd like to see them do a podcast while walking on treadmills... increasing speed and incline every 10 minutes

[@stevesanchez8686]

Hahaha!

[@florida2011]

steve sanchez I heard that as Navad’s laugh 😂

[@LiLKK713PB]

This sounds hilarious

[@JABWOW]

This has devolved into Bert making a fool of himself weekly and Tom baiting him

[@glenndowdle1434]

Evolved*

[@TheDeAngeloo]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@ghoulsarefree]

*has been that way since episode one

[@12Konst]

I don't think you need Tom to be there for that, Bert makes fool of himself either way. Check his ig story

[@elijahhughes9804]

Bert to nadav: what’s your problem Also Bert: oh I’m the problem

[@jakeprice841]

Whenever i feel immature i watch bert and he makes me feel better about myself. Hes so clueless

[@chrism4746]

Bert's definition of being vulnerable: saying that he's more important than nadav

[@GuillermoRodriguez3]

Bert is forsure weak and insecure for feeling threaten by nadal

[@koshfrey9724]

Hahah theyre fucking driving him nuts now hahah

[@noahharrington8883]

Honestly, for all the shit Bert gets, I could usually chalk it up to him just being a goof or whatever. But wow, saying he feels like he's better than people with normal jobs, that's literally narcissistic. How did Tom not call him out on that? Really uncool

[@bradoldridge9410]

@@noahharrington8883 Tom plays it VERY safe when treading on egg shells with touchy subjects like this. And won't normally voice his opinion until after he's gathered a general consensus. Then will brush it off as a joke. He'll in a future episode be like "You know looking down on others like Nadav is legit narcissistic right?" And of course Bert being Bert will quickly change subject but remain talking about himself 😂😂 I think Tom is fully aware of how fucked up some aspects of Bert's personality is. But also as a friend isn't trying to constantly pick him apart and open him up to hate, rather portray him as a lovable idiot. I genuinely don't think Bert's a bad person. He's insecure and wants to be liked and isnt great at dealing appropriately with new situations. But does eventually learn from them and tries to be a better person. Just at Bert's pace.

[@noahharrington8883]

@@bradoldridge9410 totally agree with you. And of course Bert's not a bad guy, but he's certainly progressed. In the beginning he was a lovable goofball, like if you watch an early JRE with him, and compare it to 2bear Bert it's a noticable difference. It just kind of bums me out because it's progressed from "oh Bert's just silly" to "wow Bert's kind of sounding like a dick"

[@peterbohlen6575]

This podcast just boils down to Tom making reasonable and well-informed thoughts and suggestions and Bert just being entirely overconfident and entirely incorrect about pretty much every topic.

[@flipndip5122]

*Tom describing his process of waking up.* Bert interrupts "see it's the small things that are so interesting to me" proceeds to change subject

[@itspitbull0196]

We need an interrupted counter

[@ChrisTroen]

"It breaks my heart when I see a kid in a shirt." -Berp Khristler

[@gooseravenscroft4316]

What’s the over/under on Barts kool-aid being spiked with Tito’s?

[@arvesto]

Tom tasted it last episode and it was clean

[@alexlivingstone7300]

4/1

[@alexrush4140]

+400

[@austismforever]

Burnt reacts to native like Michael Scott reacts to Toby

[@BoomBoomLou]

Yeah for no good reason, Berk is just an asshole. He probably snaps his fingers to get a waiters attention.

[@mrguy561]

@@BoomBoomLou They talk about it @ 28:00

[@westkoastin4868]

At least he isn’t illiterate. Hard to criticize people when you type like simple jack.

[@Zeldus123]

“I don’t feel like I’ve lost any weight “ Proceeds to stuff his face with Sugar and wash it down with Kool aid

[@mattparee]

I downloaded this audio podcast and had to stop it after 15 minutes so I could watch it. Definitely worth the watch. Priceless!

[@riveraderek07]

Things Bert says: 1. Eating should be like sex "Why don't we moan when we eat?" "Why don't we talk dirty when we eat?" 2. That he's a man, so he won't do that "I don't eat ice cream, I'm a man" "I'm not using a snore guard because I'm a man" 3. Dogs are the best lay "They're the best lovers" "Perpetual doggy style is the best"

[@BACNandEGGS]

"Can you believe she became a successful comedian?"

[@Derek_Keenan]

"I think if I stop running for a few days I'll lose weight."

[@lakesidepmp3]

I read your comment as they were saying that line haha

[@RestingBitchface7]

He won’t eat ice cream because he’s allegedly a man, but he has no trouble sucking down koolaid like a trailer trash toddler....

[@bartkicktown]

"Koolaid is so good. Icing is so good." Bert's counting his calories, so why isn't he losing weight? It can't possibly be the thousand grams of sugar a day...

[@smashin]

He can't count, just notice his sober day counting.

[@officialnothingness6740]

But it’s only 5 calories

[@realwildbill5687]

I'm pretty sure he is drinking Crystal Light or some equivalent. But he's just a little slow so he calls it Kool-Aid.

[@rapalapadapaport]

"my heart breaks when you see a kid in a shirt" -bert kreischer

[@clintonleonard5187]

That was good.

[@hotlava79]

They'd smell him coming from a mile away

[@robdubent]

*Chris Delia left the chat*

[@adambarnhart2188]

26:06 “Maybe put your headphones on” was said in a smart ass way.

[@joshuas637]

Of course it was Nadav always cops a tude with bert

[@jamesg7133]

Lol is there a history between these two?? Producer is snarky

[@johndman8990]

Unbelievable! He let Burt think it was all on him. Burt, don't take that millennial attitude! Kid does not know what RESPECT is. To be fair, he probably does not realize how disrespectful it is to talk to someone like that. He's obviously never been punched in the face!

[@crzykid275]

John Dman get over it snowflake

[@luisvazquez4549]

Bert subconsciously picked up the smartassness . there is no disconnect Bert heard exactly what that punk intended to say . He picked up the vibe, the insult

[@WhereIsSchmitty]

I hope when I'm 45 and having issues with my kids my best friend is just like 'want me to come over?' The friendship these two have is incredible

[@VideoNozoki]

Tom has known Bert longer than his children have been alive, of course he is worried about the children. Poor girls, they were doomed from the start.

[@fartist123]

Bert should learn to channel his aspergers as a gift and not a curse.

[@bendjm3059]

I absolutely love when Tom pauses, to look at the camera. Reminds me of the office lol

[@wilfredoelias3819]

13:58 “Bernie Mac?😳” legitimately has my stomach hurting from laughing😂😂

[@breal7074]

Four minutes in and Bert has shown how fully Tok’d he is!

[@anthonymiller934]

Lmaoooooo!

[@dannotwalruslarkin9324]

26:00 Bert thinks he reads peoples tones wrong and immediately becomes aggressive. Bert's issue is that it's been beaten into his head that he is stupid his entire career, and he believes it to a degree. But he also uses it as an angle with his schtick. When Bert struggles with something as basic as "I cant hear you" and someone like Nadav has a simple, obvious solution to the problem and presents a solution with no harmless joke, or laughing tone, Bert immediately reverts to ' he thinks I'm fucking stupid ' but covers that thought with 'I thought you were being aggressive'.

[@ez123489]

@@semirjemill that moment at 26:00 seemed pretty real

[@dannotwalruslarkin9324]

@@semirjemill who bashed him? I didn't.

[@Kunibuni]

that and he's elitist. doesn't like when "the help" give him sass.

[@narcissistskryptonite5734]

“I dont want that to happen to my boss” He doesnt see Bert as his boss, therefore doesnt like taking orders from him when he’s told to look something up

[@HailCostanza]

zacklton I mean he doesn’t see bert as his boss because bert isn’t his boss, he’s not the one paying him

[@nikkisilver2920]

Listening to Bert smack his lips eating makes me want to die dear god

[@ncarolinakay1740]

😍

[@codyskates8]

Second that

[@YesterdaysPast-tf5lg]

My brother does that I leave the room and grab a beer cuz it drives me insane crazy 😵

[@dvsn23]

Yeah he is a disgusting human

[@imac171717]

It was a rough ride.

[@Patbenn]

1:26:12 "I need to go back into therapy I think. I wonder If I can do that in Hinduism? My nose is itching like crazy today." Tom please take Bert's Kool-aid away.

[@jeffreyrowland2686]

Within the last few episodes, I have actually been able to audibly hear Bert gain weight.

[@konahgourlay3494]

Damn Berts self awareness is getting to be almost as bad as he smells

[@wanderingsoulsassociationw7560]

"I need all new teeth, but brushing twice a day is over doing it" - Bert Kreischer

[@Stealth1919]

Brushing your teeth is so disgusting - bert

[@thisTofu]

its only 5kcal anyway

[@alexmckinley79]

Next week when Bert's on Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew: I'm getting a negative cognitive bias, probably lack of emotional support in early childhood, possibly misunderstood positive reinforcement from adolescence, later developing into resentment over lack of reciprocal affection in later life. Bert: So, Kool-Aid isn't a problem, right? Hey did I tell you about that time......

[@kevinguevara4853]

But it's only 5 calories and no sugar, what is the problem?

[@ArdemisIII]

Nadav be always talking spicy, Bert you gave him an easy out

[@mravocadoman2999]

With every passing episode, Bert looks more like a diva, you have to remember in your own words: "you're just a comedian, Bert" stay humble, that not even saying hi to a secretary because they are not as important really showed your true colors

[@DelightfulDissident]

18:14 "Han sana tizer sizers" The icing got caught in his beard and he couldn't hear what he was seeing.

[@matthewfortuna4464]

Bert is like Tom’s immature friend who can’t stay off his phone & has a 30 second attention span 😆. Sometimes it’s hilarious but sometimes it’s so cringey

[@John-lo4xz]

This is so accurate. I think Bert is hilarious, but when he's on this podcast, he's contradicting himself so much, and it's not like he's 22-year old who's "New to the game"

[@s3-crypto425]

Fuck. I realized I'm bert in my friendships.

[@BigKashGrab]

"Does he still live with his parents?" *Bert mad at the guy for not hearing him* wtf lmao

[@devint2409]

I agree his reaction was pretty off base, but what i think he was getting at was like 'does this guy never have to cook/microwave anything for himself?' Cause 30 seconds is definitely too long for a donut

[@BigKashGrab]

@@devint2409 he shouldve just been grateful for getting to stuff his face plus he ate it in like one bite lmao

[@StephenKyle91]

Brian Barrett your jeans are dragging on the floor

[@luisaguilar5343]

Dude is a sociopath

[@steverito]

Brian Barrett low and loose

[@hughmongous-weiner4759]

NEW WORD ALERT at 18:13 "Hand sana tazer sizers"- Bert Kriesher. really love this new addition keep it up bort!

[@DistoryDan]

Nadav, Just give Tom & Bert (or any other hosts for the other podcasts) a bluetooth keyboard and mouse out on the desk so they can control the web browser / search results. hahahaah

[@CT--lj9ck]

Then he is out of a job, also holy moly it’s Disney Dan

[@joaomedeiros5236]

@@CT--lj9ck do you think all he does is google shit? if that was the case he would have been fired already.

[@VideoNozoki]

(Give Bert a bluetooth keyboard & mouse.) That is not Nadav's main job. Bert can type and scroll to his heart's content, and we can see the screen. After all, Bert: "I have done ALL the jobs that they do myself, that is why I don't respect them." - so Burt should have no problem typing in (mouse scrolling) whatever he wants. ((BUT, Tom & Bert, stop playing with your phones so much!!! We can't see your phone screens, so it is just two fat guys looking at their phones a lot of the time.))

[@dukstedi]

simple really

[@itsflymyguy]

Nadav laughing in the background makes these podcasts 1000% better then they already are

[@mandihollingsworth182]

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@1dog2cats5]

No. He ruined it for me. I can’t listen to it.

[@ejcommons5993]

Hearing Bert say he’s gonna wash donuts down with koolaid before saying he hates brushing his teeth explains his teeth

[@outbackoverland]

Cant seem to lose weight either haha

[@Shambles_44]

Usually it's quite easy to clock onto whether or not comedians are taking the piss...but does he genuinely not realise how fucked up that koolaid situation is?! It's maddening!

[@smashin]

@@Shambles_44 Think he views Kool Aid like Crystal Lite packages so he manipulates his brain into thinking he is drinking mostly water. I can imagine the amount of sugar he puts in it or his kids put in it though. He probably also brushes his teeth in the middle of the day because he has never really had a day job. You can't wake up in the morning and go to work the way he is, they would send him home to brush teeth and shower.

[@manchild1111111]

Nadav: hey Bert why don’t you put your headphones on so you can hear me Bert: see this is why me and nadav have trouble he’s so aggressive 😂😂

[@alifelesstoxic1253]

I am so glad they talked it out 😊

[@tamarackZo6]

They're acting. Nadav is being passive aggressive, Tom is openly backing him. It's a bit!

[@kjcorder]

#teamnadav

[@alifelesstoxic1253]

@@tamarackZo6 you think so? Bert seems to want to be "better/normal" so badly sometimes.

[@jessel8481]

Joshua Carter I don’t think it fully is this time. Or its at least half real

[@bspitz9]

It’s like a child learning to walk, Bert gets so excited when he finds out normal things normal adults do.

[@JayG666]

The engineers dieing laughing makes the show so much better.