Ep. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

[@JerseyfreshXx]

Bert is the exact person that canned water is marketed for

[@chug_plays5685]

And Warped Tour kids buying Monster canned water 😖😖

[@zero_stars]

Always wondered who would pay 20$ for a 12 pack of water lmao

[@chug_plays5685]

If I'm spending $20 on 12 waters, I have a bigger problem than not drinking water lol it's keeping hydrated, not keeping up with the Joneses

[@michealburns8017]

I mean I've literally never seen marketing working so well in real time!!! He doesn't remember how he even found it. Some genius on their marketing team knows about bert and just sent him some for free.....let nature take course and bam! Free advertising on the podcast. I imagine some intern try to ninja in to the tour bus, hiring a lot lizard to distract Ron long enough to toss a sixer on bert's bed and run! Lol

[@chug_plays5685]

@@michealburns8017 Conspiracy theory.....Bert actually takes better care than we think but has pulled the wool just to keep the content and persona alive 😶😶

[@vinnyp3715]

Tom: I think I’m getting addicted to anesthesia *tom went back for anesthesia 2 days later*

[@dylanstandingalone]

It's so bad for you lol

[@iuploadulike]

@@dylanstandingalone Especially when they give you WAY too much fentanyl as a local anesthetic. Shout out to NY doctors. Y'all know who you are! lmao

[@bendejo8]

Who would've guessed a dude who OD'd on GHB would have a problem with anesthesia haha

[@radhiadeedou8286]

Are you saying he's hurting himself on purpose to get anesthesia? Cause I agree

[@Whystling_Byrd]

Who breaks their arm playing basketball? Either he has bird bones, or he needs his oxy.

[@Mordecai9052]

Somewhere in Asia, one survivor of a traumatic garage accident will start a podcast and play Tommy's accident to his horrified guests for the next 6+ years and counting.

[@badboy95256]

Ah! BAKULA!!

[@questioneverything7582]

If it is true that cancer cells travel via the blood stream, why is donated blood not screened for cancer cells, and why is the public not being warned by the health authorities of the risks of coming in contact with the blood of a cancer patient? If it is true that cancer cells migrate via the blood stream, why are cancers of the blood vessel walls or of the heart not the most frequent cancers, since those are the tissues that would be most exposed to cancer cells traveling in the blood and lymph? If it is true that cancer cells metastasize to other organs by way of the lymph system, how is it possible that a "metastasizing" cancer develops in the lungs or in the bones (statistically the most frequent sites of "metastatic tumors"), although these tissues are not supplied with lymph fluid? If it is true that secondary tumors are caused by cancer cells migrating through the blood or lymph system, why do cancer cells of a primary tumor rarely travel to adjacent tissues, for example, from the uterus to the cervix or from the bones to neighboring muscle tissue?

[@wanna1002]

Lmao

[@mrguy561]

Please find me that podcast.

[@danicalaureeolson]

This made my day 😂

[@kevinbergman8532]

the liquid death water seems to be a product for sober people to drink at a bar or party without standing out

[@wrenlinwhitelight3007]

I'm a 29 year old women and for some reason I'm obsessed with these 2 grown men action like children. my favorite podcast for WTF reasons I have no idea why

[@carpelunam]

what a winner

[@stretchingstyle]

Bert literally sounds like he's trying to describe how he can outrun a heart attack.

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

He's so deep in denial it's just ridiculous

[@Revolution1117]

@@Howitchewstofeel5gum What cracks me up is that this month (Dec.) he's decided to "not drink and eat healthy", which he'll do as he's done a hundred times before. By February he'll be just as fat and drunk as he's always been. I've no idea why he sees a therapist if nothing ever changes...

[@Ottophil]

@@Revolution1117 he just wants to have fun till he dies, don’t we all?

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

@@Revolution1117 It's because he only thinks in extremes. He goes on a manic "health" binge (that actually ends up being unhealthy most of the time) for a few hours/days and thinks he's got it all figured out before predictably swinging back to his old, self-destructive behaviour immediately after that. He doesn't understand the concept of moderation on any level.

[@Revolution1117]

@@Howitchewstofeel5gum Exactly, he's either Full On or Full Off. I honestly think he may be bi-polar or something similar. If he took the time & effort to be diagnosed, they could prescribe him something to level him out. He's got SOOO much stuff going on, I wouldn't even know where to begin. I think Bret is basically a good guy...he's just a mess and his own worst enemy.

[@spoo]

I've really elevated my speech after eschewing such plebian phrases as "Dope" and "Lit." Instead, I've incorporated unique phraseology like "Drownded" and "Nightmeer." Thanks Bert!

[@katebattista7400]

"Dranken" - Bernt Kreicher, wordsmith.

[@BriceTooNice]

100 percent

[@MrJayehawk]

How no one in his life ever told him it wasn't "A Nightmeer on Elm Street" is surprising to me.

[@mason2769]

@@BriceTooNice What's 100? Do you mean 'uhunnerd'?

[@JacobC479]

The worst is when he says "I'm afraid to get camed in" or "comed in" lmao him and Joey have the worst vocabulary lol. Joey always says sweating "profuciously" instead of profusely lmao

[@angelcano4567]

Fully adult man discovers water on today's episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave

[@mattkeith1180]

My grandfather (a railroad man that never drank and in perfect shape) died of a tooth abscess that a simple root canal would have fixed. Fix that shit Bert.

[@curmudgeon8]

@@mattkeith1180 yeah...4 years ago i had an abscess that got so bad that my equilibrium was off and i was have heart palpitations...the dentist did an emergency extraction...it really is nothing to fuck with...

[@danielpenrodii2389]

Only took him 48 years.

[@dntgvafuk89]

@@curmudgeon8 he's definitely going to have to end up really sick before he does anything which is sad considering he doesn't want his kids to grow up yet he's fine if he dies early on them 😆😩

[@ShrugMonster]

I liked how he wanted to call his doctor because he had symptoms of good health that were unfamiliar to him.

[@kassmick2994]

Brent “i don’t say phrases” also bernt “UHHH hundred percent”

[@mitchellrupena9460]

Technically that’s his own statement which he uses while talking. So is it technically saying a “phrase” lmao

[@vaughnhenderson1174]

@@mitchellrupena9460 Phrase: a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause.

[@Whystling_Byrd]

@@vaughnhenderson1174 100% Look I made it one word, now get lost, PEDant.

[@RealReelsRightHere]

@@vaughnhenderson1174 y’all spend yalls time on the weirdest shit

[@carpelunam]

"I shouldnt say their name"

[@Nalopotato]

"Don't lower yourself to using meme speech" -The guy who drinks a gallon of kool-aid a day and bathes in his pool

[@LegitPanda81]

Tom is pulling a Fedsmoker on us, brining us more content even after he passed. Man ill miss you Tommy 💗 fly high

[@jewfrogabe19]

Can't believe Beoff Compost outlived Timmy S.

[@wakeupely4915]

@@jewfrogabe19 tom died wtf no way

[@ryana8022]

@@wakeupely4915 yup

[@dinskyearl]

He's not dead

[@Donkeykongington]

@@wakeupely4915 yes. He was shot by his brother. Only took four strokes...

[@candoesports]

Tom pulling a Michael Jackson by releasing episodes after he died dunking.

[@elifarmer3815]

RIP

[@Henchman1977]

Bert is literally the "Guess I'll just die" meme....

[@Em91s]

Yeah, but Tommy actually died.

[@xxCD7xx]

I'm the same - cos I'd have to pay like 20-50€ for stuff as I don't have insurance.

[@ryanm1297]

“I aged out of whip it’s” says the man who had 64 ounces of kool aid everyday up until a week ago 😂😂

[@jaybird7300]

...OK go to chloroform. See if you can buy some chloroform!!🤣

[@davidoconnor1773]

Bert last week: tells a story about drinking 5 bottles of wine in one night, mostly solo Bert this week: "I hate when people try to tell me I have a drinking problem, they don't know anything about me!"

[@charlottem.1477]

As someone who has a shit ton of trauma, I have phases. I don’t drink or do drugs. I smoke cannabis. There are times when I smoke more and times where it’s less. Maybe it’s something like that. I know he drinks, a lot. He may be a person who is a functioning alcoholic. I’ve known and worked with plenty of those… (This is not my first 2B1C vid either, lol)

[@stretchingstyle]

RIP Tommy Bunz. Podcasting from beyond the grave.

[@KarpralisLup]

Wow, Tom has healed up quickly

[@ElkRiverBiodiesel]

Garth has blessed tommy buns

[@devinlauwerier404]

Lololol, This is so great, "Tom Segura" on the google feed too eh'

[@KarpralisLup]

@@ElkRiverBiodiesel hopefully the injury video get's copyrighted like a baby

[@ericg252]

You mean air Segura

[@MFMJ4848]

They will discuss it next podcast. This one was recorded prior to the injury.

[@diggdirkler]

"Dranken" Guess which one said that.

[@Doorito_]

He said it twice lol

[@HalinazDziecmi]

Hahahaha

[@jw5848]

Not Tom?

[@FatalizedGuitar]

Nadaav

[@alexfaulkner1]

Brant needs to go back to school urgently

[@thomholio]

“Like, who is drinking water” -Bart Chrysler

[@littlebiggy.97]

Tom legit stares at the producer every time Bert looks at his phone. So hilarious when Tom faces Bert's phone down himself

[@drsteve07]

“Guess what’s coming up in 5 days? New Year’s Eve.” That statement will be true in one of these ads once at best lol

[@AblinkinNA]

Tom: We should do another weight loss challenge. Brent: Kills Tom.

[@JaviTheGuavi]

You mean Tony right?

[@zace98]

*Tim

[@evil_ethan]

nah man he means brian

[@Zesrii]

Who’s Tom?

[@randomwhitedude9227]

I love Brock

[@xeniousthe2nd432]

Nobody Likes Ads To skip: 1st ads 3:06 2nd ads 25:24 3rd ads 49:00 4th ads 1:13:38

[@DOFH_Killer]

Tom: we need to start using broader more intelligent language Also Tom: frozen grapes are fuckin gangster

[@Nothin000000]

Bert drinks water and all of a sudden he’s a historian and a brilliant vocal performer

[@williamhebert6898]

Bert: “elevate your speech” Also Bert: “Nightmere”

[@iamanurse1968]

Brent doesn't realize that his tooth infection can cause meningitis, sepsis, pericarditis and a host of other fatal endings. The tooth will be the death of him >

[@jeremiahpapa7868]

Ancient Egyptians yanked out teeth left and right due to the diseases. Used urine as whitener as well.

[@nukers124]

@@ZMB-on5ub When you're featherin' it, Pharoah

[@straight_flizzy]

@@jeremiahpapa7868 explains R-Kelly’s amazingly bright white set teeth

[@havoc391]

Fingers crossed!

[@offmymeds2994]

So its a problem and a solution all in one?

[@earlymorningpodcast]

Brent "i'm the healthiest I ever been" Chrysler every episode

[@james-hb5tu]

I haven't drank at all this month, unless you count the 18 days I did

[@SpadeAce]

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard in my life than I have after finding this podcast. This shit completes my life.

[@kornandfoofighters]

Joey Diaz is so legendarily funny that a 10 second story about him throwing poo is the funniest part of this podcast

[@colbygill533]

"Let's do some nitrous oxide." "I don't want to do whippets."- Bart Chrysler

[@lukemason8138]

There is a big difference between a balloon of medical gas and a balloon of food grade.

[@colbygill533]

@@lukemason8138 times I have seen it it says 100% nitrous oxide made in Amsterdam. You could be right but if its for making whipped cream(a food product) they shouldn't be able to claim 100% with other things being in the gas.

[@marinated_in_cured]

@@lukemason8138 ya medical is 99% pure and food grade is around 95-90% pure.. according to my research

[@KevinUchihaOG]

@@marinated_in_cured and the difference is? The whippets i've done have gotten me more than enough fucked up-

[@GLo1991]

Huffing is the lowest form of getting high

[@nicdundas]

@17:34 Tom whispering "Jesus" under his breathe, exhausted after Bert interrupted him for the tenth time really sums up how I feel about Bert's tangents

[@nicksmith0015]

Lmfao

[@Whystling_Byrd]

Oof, if he is getting annoyed it is going too far.

[@jperdue6149]

“I average 100 miles a month.” 12 months in a Year, sitting at 935 miles in the 12 month 🤔🤔

[@coltonhutchison]

I looked specifically for this comment

[@abense13]

Oh so we shouldn’t talk about the podcast we watched gtfo here

[@coltonhutchison]

@Tom Biscuits you’re right bro, no one should talk about funny shit in the comments of a comedy podcast

[@abense13]

@Tom Biscuits someone pointing out that fuck up made me laugh. If you don’t want people to say negative things about something I would second guess yourself diving into a KZbin comment section lawlz

[@coltonhutchison]

@Tom Biscuits no I completely agree. No one should ever talk about stuff you don’t like man

[@Habdabi]

"I'm just drinking water" while popping benzos like good old benzo brent

[@Lagunaseca13]

we all just witnessed a grown man with a wife and two children discover.... water

[@afroman5531]

Yes, he did not realize that he was surviving off the water content in other beverages

[@chilicole]

Bert has been building this house for 10 years how can he still make changes

[@joshkemp5401]

bro thats hilarious im dead like bert will be before that house is done

[@BXBZ88]

Dude...... He changes thoughts mid-thought.

[@Habdabi]

*Benzo Brett

[@ixphilsbury]

Tom is staring at the camera just like they did on The Office and its such great timing.

[@grandmodesty]

We're gonna look back at Bert pushing off people trying to point out his habits and making excuses as heartbreaking

[@vanwilhelm613]

Oh god damnit

[@niteshade8546]

Maybe tom will make friends with someone funny.

[@groomedtodie]

Don't worry! He can't be an alcoholic, cuz he has an even worse relationship with food. He said so himself.

[@powdernitz]

Dude someday he's gonna die from his lifestyle... And his survivors will all get angry when the internet screams about how "we told you so!"

[@Fallen_BDPS]

Yeah I'm afraid of the same. I love this show but sometimes it feels like watching a slow motion car accident sometimes.

[@Fisumestari]

It's hilarious how in denial he is about his alcoholism.

[@Bigwaterboi]

He's been sober the whole month of December and his bloodwork showed his liver in a perfect condition. Tom on the other hand fell playing basketball and shattered into a million pieces like humpty dumpty.

[@tkcaapi2876]

u.s citizens pop xanax like candy! and have nervous breakdowns ovr benzo. ive witnessed junky benzo hellholes and i doubt LeeAnne would approve that shits demonized in australia. try get a script from a doctor.

[@tkcaapi2876]

u.s citizens pop xanax like candy! and have nervous breakdowns ovr benzo. ive witnessed junky benzo hellholes and i doubt LeeAnne would approve that shits demonized in australia. here...99% of Drs assume you are a junky lookin for a buzz. u.s.a pharma industry must sell hard. honest thruth is, pharma graduates are often hired only for their looks , GR8 LOOKS😍😍' P try get a script from a doctor.

[@charlottem.1477]

@@tkcaapi2876 you clearly know nothing of the system, lol. I’m not being grumpy, just a little laugh from a friendly Canadian. Yes, they sell hard. American commercials are primarily for upcoming sports, upcoming events aaaaand medications…..They don’t tell you what they’re for(most of the time). They say ‘ask your doctor if this is right for you’.

[@lkristoff5142]

The food will kill him first don't worry.

[@Adroit1911]

"let's get nitrous oxide... I don't want to do whippets..." Bert, that's like saying let's eat an edible... I don't want to do weed. 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@kanagawakenji7]

"These are my canary in the coal mine" ... Bert, you are referring to a guy who is already dead...

[@james-hb5tu]

But he lived to 65 which will be a miracle for bert

[@radhiadeedou8286]

@@james-hb5tu but according to bert's logic he will live past 65 for sure cause he doesn't do coke

[@josef2012]

Glad I was able to witness Baert finally realizing he IS a character from Idiocracy.

[@Tom-uf9hf]

Nadav how bad did you laugh when you heard about Tom? Do you think there's going to be a Japanese podcast called 2 pandas one bamboo where they play toms accident and laugh?

[@OhCanaDave]

It’d probably be Chinese. Nadav loves mainlanders, remember? Lol.

[@justherefortheviolence]

This comment right here 😂

[@TimTrOn3000]

Next time on "2 pandas and one soiled underwear from a vending machine"

[@bertfoxdogs8667]

@@TimTrOn3000 two Gojiro, one dojo.

[@keithhaupt]

now he can watch as much drum line as he wants

[@MaartenOosterbaan]

So sweet what Tom said to Bert 'I want you to not suffer' ❤️

[@Firefox-hw3co]

49:58 The pure joy on Tom's face making Bert happy ...

[@greyforge27]

Bert drinking four cans of something called "Liquid Death" seems like self-parody

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

6 months from now: Bert: "so I got addicted to Xanax to stop drinking"

[@prettyylush]

“How are more people not chloroforming people?”😂😂

[@GLo1991]

He’s gonna black out his daughters futures with that shit

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

@@GLo1991 yea I hope I was just joking. I don't wish that addiction on anyone

[@RentableCarpet]

Brent and Tim .. Tim and Brent . One takes his shirt off and the others in a splint 🎶 New theme song

[@chrisv9000]

Bert: “ I want to come up with my own unique way to say ‘real talk’ “ Also Bert: *has a special named Secret Time*

[@vredehuman5242]

Tom's fourth wall breaks are amazing when he goes full Jim and looks at the camera it cracks me up. It's always Burnt saying some shit that triggers it.

[@jonolsen-koziol4217]

Bert: "Why would anyone smoke Salvia?" Also Bert: I drink a bottle of wine a night on the treadmill. lmao

[@cillianwallace_]

RIP Tim, had a good run

[@RESTORED_REPUBLIQ]

He hurt his leg. I assume hell be back soon

[@Em91s]

Brent has ruined Tommy with all these sports challenges. Tommy is a delicate flower.

[@StephenKyle91]

Connor nope, he’s feathering it with the angels now

[@DonOrFinito]

Brad made him drink LIQUID DEATH'

[@charleyh3130]

@@RESTORED_REPUBLIQ this feed too. Ya didn't follow proto the last feed, your done. Cool guy club Conner. RIP Tomald

[@vkpskulls]

The genius of 2 bears 1 cave is that it Tom put this podcast together as an intervention for his buddy Blart.

[@ItsNerkEm]

“ I’ve been pretty dehydrated for the last 48 years. “ - Burnt Cholesterol

[@yo-sr5uq]

"My name is Johny and this is the chloroform challenge"😂😂😂 "why would you want to do that...so you can throw it at people"😂😂😂😂 fucking hilarious

[@DirtyDan2500]

“Would you rather get hit by a bus?” If only past Tom knew Bert was going to sit on him with the equivalent force of a bus hitting him and shatter his professional basketball hopes and dreams. Thoughts and prayers

[@LegitPanda81]

Lmao

[@Scrub_Jake]

At 17:34 Tom saying “jesus” under his breath is so sincere and hilarious 🤣 You can just tell how sick he is of Bert interrupting him all the time

[@aimee8520]

Toms a saint lol 😂

[@Cyxz666]

Bert lecturing anyone on language or grammar is the epitome of irony.

[@theodoredusenbury6972]

Uh hundred percent

[@Big_Gourdo]

"Let's have a dentist administer laughing gas" "I've aged out of whipits" Okay Bert.

[@marydoyle3526]

“Listen I’ve been pretty dehydrated for the last 48 years” HAHAH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 BERTTTTTTT❤

[@LT714-OC]

Everyone’s so worried about Bert, Tom breaks half his body playing a pick up game of basketball. Maybe we should address Toms osteoporosis

[@TimTrOn3000]

Too much milk, baby. Been saying it for years

[@randomperson7928]

@Zach Hall that's ridiculous. There are 43 yr old professional quarterbacks (tom Brady)in the NFL. Boxers that boxed at a high level till like 48 like bernard Hopkins. It's being out of shape , overweight, and inactive for too long of a time and then pushing yourself too hard too fast.

[@carynmartin6053]

There's actually a warning on the liquid death water that says not to drink more than a gallon per hour or you will "die from intoxication"

[@zak-a-roo264]

Yeah, also called water toxemia/ water poisoning , never drink that much of anything at once. It can kill you.

[@stankovicf]

These cool guys can't be bothered

[@Aedelt115]

Wait so Tom, the guy who overdosed on GHB when he was younger, likes anesthesia?

[@noahwallick89]

If Top Dog wasn't such a great dad Tom would 4 sure be glassin on a heroin spoon right now

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

"don't you need to piss?" "Nah I've been pretty dehydrated for the past 48 years." Every day I wonder how Burt is still alive.

[@JustinPayton]

"I try not to say phrases....." "UH HUNDRED PERCENT!"

[@theDuckysaurus]

Tim and Brent finally discover “cheat codes for life” or as the rest of us have known them for a decade, life hacks.

[@mermaidrocksoapcompany6540]

😆😆😆

[@GLo1991]

@facciabella85 Gameshark

[@theronskier1]

"Its so hard to drink out of those plastic bottles" Bert definitely would be the type of person to struggle with the act of drinking water

[@afroman5531]

If it's a movie role he will ask them to replace it with vodka

[@Cyxz666]

"I wansn't gonna drink last night, but then I did."

[@ognetmurk6730]

Frozen Grapes are literally fucking fire, they’re like an ice cube with actual flavor. Helps the hunger late night, and it’s not the worst thing to snack on. Tom you’re the man. Yes. Fuck yes.

[@just_arjun]

Aah, the two greatest philosophers of our time.

[@429charles]

Burnt saying "how selfish, just to party." As he pops a top

[@mitchelljenzen8937]

Nadav be like: "yeah we've got 30 podcasts in the bank so i can milk tim's death for a good while"

[@jewfrogabe19]

Poor Native needs the job security. Whose gonna hire a j-word r-word that can't even google the most basic of topics.

[@Mr.Meeseeks.]

That gambling debt isn't going to pay itself. Get your money Nadav

[@lukewojdylo9241]

"How are more people not chloroforming people." -Best quote to jump to the top of Jennifer Aniston's guest list.

[@XandycamX]

I loved the conversation about speech and using common slang as opposed to genuine descriptors. This is something I’ve had in my head for a while and haven’t heard anyone talk about yet

[@arturogomeztagle9748]

I finally get why I like this show. 1:01:10 “drinking more water / Bert “ooookay” Swig” Tweetle Dee and Tweetle Dum. Classic

[@mitchellsnow7483]

I love when Tom is impressed ever 15 episodes with a Brent thought

[@blackhawkfan1988able]

Burnt math - if I run 935 miles in 11 months, I'm averaging 100 miles/month

[@maxng7211]

"Why are you so responsible?" 3 seconds later ... "Hey, LeeAnn? Can you schedule this for me?" "Sure, just help remind me later" "NOPE, nvm, not doing it."

[@davidogrady3]

I can't believe listening to a podcast with Bert fucking Kreischer has made me more healthy and drink more water! 2020 is truly a crazy time.

[@lonerwiththecamera]

"Drugs are the best." "We should get chloroform and chloroform each other!!!" 2 Bears - the most stream of consciousness podcast on earth.

[@burntusa]

my friend Bill was in a car wreck and messed up his leg, and then found out he had a cancer in his leg and had it removed, so this is a real thing that can happen.

[@lilyannrose]

My uncle was in an accident about 2 years ago and had the exact same thing happen, ruined his leg and apparently the trauma awoke leukaemia in his body somehow. Definitely a very terrifying reality.

[@jeffersonszydlowski]

My grandpa broke his neck and in the X-ray they found throat cancer. He lived for years after that simply because he broke his neck. Wild life.

[@TimTrOn3000]

I just think all those doctors can't read x-rays and have retired from malpractice suits already

[@Bigohno0]

Also when a bone breaks it can push onto a vein and affect blood flow, if the blood to a limb is cut off for long enough amputation can be required. Some people have lost limbs over a relatively simple broken bone, because of the amount of time it took to get treatment, there was a lady jogging one morning took a bad tumble, broke leg, didn't have her phone and took ages until someone actually came by who could call an ambulance, the whole time the blood had been cut off so she ended up losing the leg, over a little trip on some uneven ground. So sad.

[@nicoross7260]

It’s wild to think Garth Brooks was waiting outside the studio for Tom this whole podcast 😕 get well soon chomo

[@KjtheGreatPro]

bert kreischer on Twitter: "At the Cardiologist. Height: 6'1 Weight: 223 Eyes: Electric Blue

[@notrandymarsh]

Bert Kreischer on this episode "185!? So 75 less pounds than I am now?!"

[@SoLKRaZiiE]

Bert man cracks me up most people rather think like “it could be worse” vs Bert he’d rather it be like “its worse” 😂😂😅

[@smitmcgrit1048]

Burnt literally blows my mind with how deep he can process things @1:21:00. It’s hilarious how shallow his thought process can be and then how deep it can suddenly get lmao. I love Brent so much. Can’t wait till his new “four-legged”video drops. #BurtFucksDogs

[@raularpasteuan1935]

Trust me ,Beth is developing a Xanax addiction.

[@peanutgallery7753]

That is a real fuckin addiction. These guys talk about it like it's just fine. It's not

[@zak-a-roo264]

When beer no longer works.

[@bdaddyjames011976]

What do you mean “developing” lol

[@zakrivera8977]

exactly. Ive been addicted to benzos for almost a decade and can 100% say burnt could easily have a seizure if he keeps the benzo/drinking up and stopping cold turkey.

[@jeffbettencourt6263]

Benzos are no joke.

[@Iiridon]

Tom was grateful for not always being hungry while fasting. That is literally the whole point of fasting during Ramadan

[@afroman5531]

To get to the point of no hunger?

[@JackofTrades21]

@@afroman5531 he worded it weird he meant Tom became grateful for not being constantly hungry (like on a daily basis like some people) after fasting similar to the point of Ramadan

[@SFxBlackHawk]

Can’t let Christina think we forgot about the stolen valor.

[@HatTrickHarry1]

Nothing like grabbing a fresh cup of coffee in the same room where someone took a fresh dump.

[@RandomGlow444]

10:23 I would LOVE a laugh cam. I need to see this mans face when he laughs like that 🤣🤣

[@applejacks8160]

“How hard is it to get a tank of NO2?....” Gimme $300 and two days

[@zakrivera8977]

nitrous mafia lmao

[@rickyperry9203]

Philly $190 to any1 who knows

[@ntutino1980]

Salvia is like poor man’s DMT.

[@larrymcjones]

First drug I ever tried at 14

[@jesseseguine9784]

Salvia is not supposed to be smoked its supposed to be chewed or drunk in a tea the Salvia goddess does not like fire and will send u on a horrible trip for burning it

[@smelly1444]

"I aged out of whippets" lmao you're telling me bart is wise enough to not do that anymore?

[@afroman5531]

Doubtful

[@derkavondangerkill7628]

I'm poor and I have phone chargers strategically placed around my apartment. I feel so fancy

[@jasonkress2896]

Bert mentally putting himself through Philosophy 101 is delicious content.

[@onemwanw0lfpack]

"I'd rather just find out I'm dead one day"-Brent(as 2 cans of liquid death sits next to him)

[@xRamZx]

The ghost of Tommy Bunz lookin real healthy

[@br5569]

Tom's look to camera after a questionable Bert comment is my favorite

[@DeadPig325]

This is the 1st podcast of these thats ever been recommended to me, anyone else?

[@smittywerben4135]

“But then.. I add something like water in my life...” Burnt Krishner 🤣🤣🤣