Ep 374 - Willard Smith

[@TalkingThrones]

Matt is one of the most underrated podcasters out here.

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

The Shaman

[@nineteen8122]

You’re joking, right?

[@hunter_hult]

I came to this podcast for the bull, but stayed for the mattelsnake once I heard him start talking!

[@earlyandoften]

Man it’s cool as shit that I see you all over videos of/from actual good comedians. You’ve got taste, my brother.

[@jamesnightingale2788]

Shaman 2024

[@kmac25]

Just got off work, grabbed My 432hz flute, and strapped in, THE DAWGS HAVE BLESSED US

[@timothywallace1965]

high spirits, dude. key of g minor.

[@Stimros_halabad]

Dudes, mine came in the mail. It’s so sick. Everyone loves it so much

[@mrdrprof99]

How great is our God?

[@adamgardener8624]

That's pretty cool

[@Ken-pv9zu]

Don't steal 432hz valor

[@BREATHER_]

If Matt doesn’t start every pod with a sick ass flute solo until further notice I’ll be pretty hot about it

[@Dobbs3]

That flute is like a dawg whistle for the boys 🤘🏻

[@Ellron23]

The 432hz shaman

[@dominicdangelo4801]

Racist dog whistle

[@THEbudsmail]

432 likes on this comment? That's no coincidence

[@TrumpDabs]

@@THEbudsmailthey ruined it. I did my part to right the wrong way

[@trashbag6997]

"We do not support the Ku Klux Klan. At all. Have you seen the Da Vinci Code?". Matt is such a fucking gem.

[@1der607]

Incredible

[@danlam4877]

Matt has a powerful associative mind

[@FutaYuuta]

Matt will go from talking about the davinci code to huffing chalkboard cleaner within the same sentence

[@ethanalexander4050]

infp only 1% of people have it

[@MPGboro]

MSSP has taught me to be comfortable with my teenis.

[@elpusegato]

Your teenis is beautiful

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

The eternal struggle of man. Indeed sah.

[@lindboknifeandtool]

I have a grower teenis. Which is mostly a teenis, but my girlfriend gets to see full mast. I do wish I had a nasty package but teenis lives matter.

[@acidfruitloops]

This has been an interesting podcast to stumble upon

[@ThisNachoFriend]

Indeed it has made my teenis feel more like a man.

[@sabu1378]

Had a tingling feeling in my groin and just knew it was time for the cast.

[@MISCELLANEOUSGOON]

Right in my dragon skin

[@solowri5100]

🤣🤣Alright, would have honestly spit up if I was drinking. You got me good with that one.

[@joehigginns]

Bless be the God that gives us Shane gillis and matty msk

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

Bless-ed be indeed!

[@kevinhurd6756]

the flute bit is incredible. never stop. and the intros are just amazing.

[@naylik2562]

Fuck what shane has to say the flute is amazing

[@mrdrprof99]

I hope Shane hates it forever. It is the simplest and best comedy.

[@tr702]

Matt saw the mental breakdown of Willard before us. The mushies have spoken. Chris Rock never saw it coming.

[@AudibleVisibIe]

Dude he has called a bunch of shit lol. He was on diddys case early

[@PeaceManBro]

​@@AudibleVisibIeand lets not forget Shane calling out Drake years ago

[@BigDome1]

16:57 Matt can blow your mind talking about quantum physics and then 10 minutes later say something like "What's a Jason?"

[@Iwasthewalrus]

They never did elaborate on who Jason was...

[@brunodanner7777]

Yeah..i thought he said 'a jason' as well.

[@jaytag36]

I came late but I’m here dawgs

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

thought he said jason as well

[@spencerconnelly4165]

Shane just went straight Phil on him! 😂 “Don’t be sorry! Fix it!!” 😂

[@mrjanoycresva]

Listening to a lot of Old Test eps lately. This ep dropping now is perfect timing. SODTAE.

[@adamsoderlund7250]

Gay

[@lilmac4202]

You’re in deep

[@campaigner8549]

Same as hell. Im on 108

[@shadownaught]

Are those on the paytch?

[@mrjanoycresva]

@@shadownaught yeah, but it's much easier just listening to radio dawgz on youtube.

[@Triptoons]

Literally was summoned to this video by the flute 🎼

[@timothywallace1965]

when that rainbow moonstone hits at 432

[@bmfrandomness1565]

Was listening to an episode from a year ago and this popped up. Time traveling today, boys.

[@racheller8753]

2023✨🍄

[@racheller8753]

2023✨🍄

[@dukstedi]

im loving going through these eps! i will be sad when im all caught up.

[@ethansalas3575]

Came for Shane, stayed for Matt

[@cool-guycharlie6380]

I think it was his story all along…

[@NJ-os3rn]

Finally decided to check out the podcast a month ago and I can happily say that boyz really do rock

[@zdizzle9423]

I recommend the dawg roll call vids on Patreon. Funniest thing I've ever seen.

[@mrdrprof99]

Agreed.

[@NoBanksNearby]

@@zdizzle9423 hands down funniest shit ever. They need to do a new dawgz role call. Would be so epic.

[@aidanmurray2397]

These new testaments are severely impacting my ability to catch up on old testament. What a blessing though. Praised be to the bols.

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

Praise be… on high

[@imjustpinky]

The placement of the wrestling action figures solidified the thoughts I’ve had, the men in this room are constantly thinking about the bond the Greeks had with young boys & one day hope it comes back around. I stand with you young bulls

[@ednakrabapoly]

as always thanks for the time stamps. looking forward to the gard dawg on Dad Meat Sunday. shout out to the garden hose.

[@youarepowerless6708]

Which of these guys are in WAR MODE?

[@wolfgang3909]

Damn this hits different after the Emmy’s. I wonder if the GI Jane joke was freak code?

[@StinkyJim]

Thank you Matt and Shane!

[@philstodola4018]

That work boot in the lower right is KILLIN ME.

[@TheKrabNicholson]

Gotta love that dirty dawg boot appearing at the bottom right for the second half of the ep

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

My favorite time of the week. THE DAWG DROP!!!

[@misoguapo2946]

Out of all the podcast I listen to, this is the one that I get excited for

[@bobpaulson2934]

Yes! I needed this today. Makes my shitty day better.

[@Monscent]

same. its almost as if i have friends again who werent dragged in by the coofid cult..

[@ericg252]

Remember dawg... shitty day , not shitty life

[@bobpaulson2934]

@Eric G I have a great life. Couldn't agree more. Thanks for the support dawg

[@Sean-no3zv]

@@Monscent lol you know Shane is vaxxed right? This ain’t the pod for you my guy

[@BigDome1]

38:22 Gardini nodding along to this story like a disinterested therapist

[@nicklott6577]

I can’t tell you how this gets me through my work day but this is literally the best podcast

[@antdino2555]

Best pod ever i would ride into battle for these dawgs

[@ThePeoplesConsultant]

I wanna hear the guard dawg scream “JADEN” 😂😂

[@TheTrueChuckNorris]

When I saw that slap I immediately thought of this episode! The dawgz are ahead of the curve.. Full blown spectrum 🙌🏻

[@mikeoxschlong8691]

matt and shane secret podcast. It's the only real podcast out there.

[@EastboundAndDowns]

That intro....that 432 Hz flute...my chakras are now fully aligned.

[@MrStylesC]

This might be the first podcast I patreon. And I just heard found it tonight. Shane’s episode on Ari’s pod got me here. Rogi-wan-kenobi really set things in motion. Forever a fan now

[@shmorgisbored]

“Big mechanical spider and a handicapped man, that counts” 😂

[@antonenb]

Creatures

[@imjustpinky]

Shout out foos gon wild We the lads support this cast and it’s views

[@justinrogers746]

4:20 "You seen The DaVinci Code?" That had me rolling.

[@williaminman7170]

Hail Paimon

[@ye6984]

Matt and shane both realizing that themselves and their families are meatheads is hilarious and inspiring. Truely two too powerful clans

[@bfantaye]

Yo, I watched Life of Crime 84-21 twice after the last episode. Woah doggie! what a great and sad story all at the same damn time. Thanks for the recommendation Matt.

[@ednakrabapoly]

it was wild

[@eqx7168]

Flautistic.... Shane is a 5-star General of puns

[@cabin_fever]

BIG drop, much appreciated dawgz

[@bobsondugnutt9466]

I can't believe Matt is actually good at the flute

[@lucfielder]

This jawn better have a lot of views because it’s on my recommendations every day

[@andypanke1954]

You know it’s gonna be a good episode with an intro like that

[@rollinwifdabigboys13]

Will smith intro aged quite well

[@Blessedbethedawgs]

Lmao wild right?! The shaman has blessed us with his untethered foresight.

[@Daniel9-2]

Daaaa boys

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

Bean and oatmeal dumps will have you taking out a full roll of TP in a day lmaoo the TP industry loves the oat and bean industry. It's what keeps them afloat🤣

[@cocorkiller2322]

Make sure to update that playlist! Thanks for this epic content

[@Jake_venture]

Excited to sit down and listen to the broskis

[@benscott1005]

Billy’s foot is the real MVP in this episode.

[@threegreencharms]

Anyone who doesn't love this podcast is obviously 440hz. We dem boys, we stay on that 432hz

[@InsidiouslySchofield]

Laughed OUT LOUD at the Ben Franklin eyeglasses bit.

[@Ptaahz]

"My rockstar lifestyle ended in 5th grade with chalkboard cleaner"

[@poiluparadis]

This is probably the funniest podcast to exist.

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

Congratulations on baby # 2 shaman! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@racheller8753]

I ❤️ the heart shaped philodendron in the background 🌱

[@BhowardUM88]

This podcast fucks. Glad I found out about the dawgs!

[@davewatne3374]

"He's like...adjacent." "Whats a Jason"

[@name1of3]

These two are so pure.

[@seanwegner9925]

Shout out MacGruber sex scene! That movie is underrated comedy gold. That’s insane that Peacock app brought it back as a TV series!

[@ba11in]

54:44 matt talking abt the eagles and the chiefs, i’m watching on tuesday after super bowl with the chiefs and the eagles on sunday

[@matthewhammond4918]

Rewatching this shit after Willard just speed bagged Chris Rock at the oscars! Love this podcast!

[@LarryGoggins000]

Same!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@LarryGoggins000]

Remembered this part and had to go and rediscover

[@matthewhammond4918]

@@LarryGoggins000 You kno!

[@garrettreid9229]

Shane dropping the Steve spiros quote “I’m afraid of the boogey man” in the wild interview… totally lost on the room. But as a true dawg, i got it and appreciated it greatly 🤘🏻

[@danieldoyle7839]

Easy going!?

[@garrettreid9229]

@@danieldoyle7839 correct

[@conorokeefe918]

Noah and Shawn are now how I’m getting my post-Nadav quitting YMH off camera laughter. Bless the dawgz 🤘🙏

[@tapetrader2590]

These age well . Revisiting . Covid classic .

[@spencer120]

blessed you best wishes dawg

[@simonleak3000]

Nothing makes me happier than listening to these generals talk about American history

[@prestonpeifer4069]

My girls been having dreams of Matt and Shane since I started playing it nonstop while she sleeps

[@mr.martyr8573]

So I lived on the north side in Pittsburg right? I’m a graffiti writer so I was always by the tracks/train yards (where you see the most INSANE shit imaginable.) but there was this chill spot I liked to paint at. I was down there painting like 3-4 times a week and I met this fuckin business man dude. Straight up 3 piece suit, nice fuckin shoes, shit was wild. I’m like, “yo, why you down here with the bums and criminals?” This Fuckin guy looks at me, smiles, and pulls out a tube of model airplane glue and a brown paper bag and just blasted off lol. This fuckin guy probably made 150 grand a year but would spend his time down in a piss corner, huffin fuckin model glue. HA! Shit always tripped me out. I bet that guys dead now. Anyway, Later dawgs.

[@markw110]

I was a Northside boy...now Im a South Hills Man...

[@mr.martyr8573]

@@markw110 I was just there visiting and cant fuckin believe how gentrified the NorthSide is! Looks NOTHING like it did in 99-2005 era. Now all the crime and shootings have seemed to have moved over to the SouthSide Carson area. Stay Safe out there man.

[@markw110]

@@mr.martyr8573 . Yes...drive DD on the side...E carson is beautiful most days...Friday/Saturday nights though?! Forget about it!

[@epicligma_420_69]

i've watched nearly 432 eps and I never expected another flute appearence.

[@collieee2957]

This podcast is hilarious these guys rule I’ve been binge watching

[@joeypaisano9235]

wiccci wicci wild west jim west! back at it! 17:56 thanks shane

[@AudibleVisibIe]

"sucks nobody huffs anymore" - the shaman himself 😂

[@jessehenley6415]

Just wanna say I just bought in to the Patreon to support tha fucking Dawgs 💪

[@how775]

The intros to some of the casts are so funny I wonder who makes them

[@GlobnarTheGreen]

My favorite part was when shane said "he's adjacent." And matt said "what's a jason?"

[@broderlandfarms726]

Shame and Guard Dawgs father son dynamic is something I strive for in life

[@adventureswithjonny87]

the good guys dress in black remember that just in case we ever face to face and make contact the title held by me: mib means what you think you saw you did not see. i still got that shit memorized 20 years later.

[@bentonhamann4689]

Shane needs a show that’s just him tell funny history jokes

[@chelsiepheenix5036]

congratulations Matt 👶🏽👶🏽

[@darraghmcalinden5217]

Out here crushing mad beers flicking through KZbin when all of a sudden the Dawgs have blessed us! How great is our God?

[@emperial4421]

25:15 haven’t laughed that hard in awhile kudos Shane

[@whiff_8373]

10:28 holy shit this is actually valuable info. You guys might have just saved me from the shit monster I’m buying gummies rn

[@DannyOfOurTime]

Bless all the DAWGs

[@RuinedItRandy]

Can’t get enough boys🤙🏻

[@jonnyxcontra]

Moved to Poland so fucking dont get to chop it up with the fellas much anymore, but this will do. Love this shit.

[@highlightcenter5651]

“I was doing probably 9 farts per hour” yes my favorite unit of measurement

[@davidpaul4716]

I needed this I’ve been binging peepop to stay in tune

[@spencerdoss1571]

“We’ll see how fucking portly I am…” Shit killed me 😂😂

[@antons6840]

Wiki Will’s secret to bangin movie tunes is to just rewrite claaassic jams. MiB is “forget me nots” by Patricia something and Wild West theme is a Stevie wonder track. Turn 1 certified banger into another, respect

[@StoicWhiz]

"And the beat goes on" is a banger (Miami)

[@tsloth3135]

Why does every single episode have a five minute discussion on pooping? Why does it never get old?

[@jackhanson5157]

It’s why we keep coming back

[@robertrectenwald8397]

Because Everybody Poops

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

Yo this intro is crazy lol Matt is on it with the music productions

[@zSkiTz]

not entirely sure but it might be Gardini with da skillz

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

Idk maybe the visuals and Matt does the music? Since the flute I was reinforced but I think he created the original remix of the will Smith song they use on the intro. Makes sense with how hyped he is on him in this ep.

[@zSkiTz]

@@RepairRenovateRenew dude i think you’re right. i was listening to some old testament actually right after i responded to your comment and i believe it was episode 4 they mention how the intro music was Matt. dudes rock for sure

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

@@zSkiTz the brotherhood grows my friend. SODTAOE

[@cky9301]

Couch + Flute = chill cast

[@alexismcaloon8269]

Love when a foot creeps into the corner of the camera. That’s a nice work boot sir.

[@760Glass]

Best podcast intros in the game!

[@jaredwhite2580]

CONGRATS MATT👨🏼‍🍼👨🏼‍🍼👨🏼‍🍼

[@JimothyBridgemont]

I fucking love the cast. You guys are the best.

[@PretENDOgolf]

The river you speak of borders Minnesota and canada. Its rainy river, and huge native wars were fought here. There are huge burial grounds where I grew up.