Ep 373 - Strictly Business (feat. Chris O'Connor)

[@user-vh5lm7ny9u]

Shout out to all my boys listening after work, eating alone in the kitchen at 1 am. ✊

[@cdubsoptional7849]

Actually, it's almost 4am, and the fluorescent kitchen lights are hella harsh & unforgiving

[@SensitiveShellCollector]

sup dude

[@jaredragan1128]

@@cdubsoptional7849 More like 5AM

[@SmokeytheBear66]

Holy shit. This hit on the nose

[@NikCasto]

This is me... Every. Damn. Night. 😂

[@jaymacyjoo]

"Dreams are like prison, it's not gay" is the funniest thing I've heard all year

[@mayonaisepancakes8644]

"You do what you have to do - you're stuck in there."

[@AJ-das]

The idea of a comedian rigged to a pulley system, levitating out of anger at a heckler, made me cry laughing.

[@thegoofystoic]

Dude I'm crying right now, stomach is cramping. So fucking funny

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

@@thegoofystoic I have to pause every so often to let my abs recover. These dudes are so funny it's actually painful. My fkn face and gut are hurting from laughing and smiling.

[@davidwong6575]

“You’re not a man until you’ve done something gay in the astral realm” -Matt McCusker This should be a tshirt or something. One of the funniest shaman quotes to date.

[@JamesGrim08]

I was surprised we didnt hear that one from Duncan Trussell first lol

[@lilsand.]

jizz into the cosmos while eternal entities run a train on you at least thrice a month then get back to me

[@jaredsmyth8666]

This podcast reminds me of the good old days when podcasts didn’t suck. No one’s selling me shit or persuading some currently popular opinion. Just the dawgz chopping it up talking shit. Shoutout to the bull and the shaman for bringing us back to the Wild West. The wiki Wild West

[@flying541]

Yea dude

[@MrBobman360]

now they selling shit

[@dannyelpollo]

Lol

[@isaacrayburn969]

@@MrBobman360 duh fucker they gotta make bread dawg

[@dioydatt9369]

@@MrBobman360 good. They deserve to make a living and thrive

[@PeopleR2sensitive]

The open windows and scented candles lend this pod an incredible vibe

[@charliec2966]

That made me laugh out loud

[@davidperez5089]

Do not forget the visually stunning scale.

[@bradman2301]

Matt is so hilarious with how easily he talks completely out of his ass. Such an amazing conversationalist. Always makes the conversations interesting. Never dull moments.

[@JamesGrim08]

Hes the king of hilarious hot takes

[@Centermass762]

Matt is the embodiment of the saying, "if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."

[@ThisNachoFriend]

I've posted this before on other episodes, but I've honestly never laughed as much in my life as being alone listening to you guys. Please never stop.

[@hammurds]

I usually never laugh out loud when I’m alone. But the cast never fails

[@EastboundAndDowns]

Now they're dropping eps late night to get past the community guidelines. This is some real Boston Tea Party shit right here, SODTAOE

[@glass1258]

Ya the algorithm doesn’t work nights

[@toddszalowski4286]

6 6 and. ..0@@glass1258 898880 pop p 86 y 7y.

[@tonijasmine3992]

Does it really get past guidelines if it’s late night

[@BlastinRope]

​@@tonijasmine3992 yep

[@antsinmyeyesjohnson7709]

"That's a phallic mother" The shaman.

[@beeders2]

As a rancher I can attest diverting water is the best! Watching the grass grow BECAUSE of the water you diverted shrek 1!

[@MattttG3]

hell yeah dude , one for the true believers

[@mrshelley87]

1

[@Schuylock]

☝

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

Rancher Dawg: I hope your water has been plentiful, cows bred, and your herd fully productive since you commented!

[@goobsnizz]

fuck yeah holmes

[@guywithname7291]

“The last thing you want is the teams coming down on ya” 😂😂😂 that whole bin laden bit was great

[@erikallen9141]

Matt needs a shirt that says "I dump on the first date"

[@TheMiist]

USA 3.0

[@christophersmack6763]

Would purchase

[@nastynate956]

bro i have fallen in love with you guys! seriously makes my day to hear yall bs with each other

[@boohennessy4638]

ugh

[@Stimros_halabad]

Dude they’re the best dudes. No lies no ads

[@SoBayK80]

Subconsciously homosexual, Freud

[@vich3359]

Gay

[@stephenakridge7067]

@@Stimros_halabad lmao that lasted like two more months. Good for them for getting payed.

[@calebrcannon]

Matt is a legitimate genius when it comes to describing turds.

[@ChrisLimitless]

"Crumbled Pillar" killed me.

[@MISCELLANEOUSGOON]

Neopolitan, shrimp basket

[@dougtond1380]

DUUUUUDES! Your intro is an instant dopamine release for me! Made me feel all warm inside hearing that gayass song again 💚

[@forged8979]

Reddit

[@obesebird]

Hell yes. Currently fighting the Chinese sneeze without the mark of the beast (the way god intended) and needed some laughs. Praise be

[@tylertietz7819]

May the Lord open

[@TheworldengineBeeps]

Come back in 5 days or smthn to let us know if you are alive. Because this would be a bad ironic comment otherwise. Check in

[@lunchbag_larry]

Don’t stay sedentary get up and move around. My friend got a pulmonary embolism after beating covid because he was immobile for a week healing from it

[@brianct7801]

Hell ya, get that natural immunity and forever stay within the graces of tha Lord.

[@davidcaffrey6987]

Mono colonial antibodies

[@whitegoodman833]

They can never take down the 'cast, inshallah. Our God is Great. SODTAOE.

[@SoBayK80]

Tell us more, please?

[@IncredibleHodor]

Great our God is

[@DJBritt]

Our is great god usa #1

[@raymondboyd1200]

God, troops, and the Skis

[@Chromeize]

Sa-Da-Tay!

[@HankyDank]

Someone needs to animate the descending showmen part of the pod! 🤣 shit would be hilarious

[@wyattearp585]

1:02:24 is 100% Norm's energy channeling Shane from the DMT Realm.

[@themissinglightninglink]

Pretty sure it was just shane making a norm joke bc he's a huge norm fan and heavily influenced by him.. that actually prob norm's most famous/known joke template....or, yeah it could be norm's spirit channeling shane - i did hear recently that MSSP is the #1 podcast among dead people!

[@omgersh]

@@themissinglightninglink get a load of this dork

[@themissinglightninglink]

@@omgersh lol

[@T_D_B_]

He lives

[@losethOS88]

That old chunk of coal

[@spasticdeadeyedhound1321]

damn. hittin us with the sneak attack

[@imemberberry]

Just like the Japanee.

[@michelleobamaisagayman7154]

@@imemberberry viet cong did it best

[@cdubsoptional7849]

I just worked a 13.5 hour shift because this scrub called off, my goddamn Bills let me down again, and Tim's podcast is late, yet again. Thought I was hitting the slopes with just a 12 pack of bud platypus, sore af feet, and sadness. But instead, I've got all that, and this. I hope this one's a banger

[@cdubsoptional7849]

Less than 10 mins in, and there's already a revolutionary war joke about quartering troops. The secret podcast never fails to deliver.

[@cdubsoptional7849]

My bad; what I meant to say was that there was a joke about the treasonous war of insurrection against our lawful, rightful sovereign. The Brits had our collective back in the French and Indian War, and then we just betrayed the shit out of them

[@T_D_B_]

Good luck chief

[@Meekmillan]

dawgbless

[@stope420]

@@cdubsoptional7849 that was how all European sovereign nations acted for hundreds of years. Backstabbing and covert attacks was the norm- most were super paranoid, some because of syphilis.

[@f1dgeit189]

Dude... never related so much to the diverting/controlling water in the shower while letting it run down your arms and stuff haha! Gold!

[@user-fw8wt4qo3o]

Saw Matt live last weekend and he killed. Love the cast

[@eno6712]

I've showed closest friends Shanes work. Not one person said anything other than it was awesome or they loved it

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

O'connieees has been on fire lately, good for him. I love his and Tommy's new podcast and hope they have these 2 reprobates on there together soon.

[@T_D_B_]

Dude sucks. He needs to learn a thing or two about a thing or two

[@featherfoot614]

I'm gonna start using 'you never set foot in a mill' as my all purpose dismissal.

[@featherfoot614]

*sawmill. My bad. That line still mlade me laugh the second time

[@Presidential_Papi]

😂😂😂 Absolute adoption

[@Stimros_halabad]

I’m not gonna lie boys Matt has Shaman’d me and I ordered the same flute

[@TheBransonat0r]

I got an A minor, totally the coolest instrument I own

[@Stimros_halabad]

@@TheBransonat0r nice dude. Any good KZbin pages to practice with?

[@TheBransonat0r]

@@Stimros_halabad I just close my eyes and let it take me man

[@Stimros_halabad]

@@TheBransonat0r nice dude I kinda imagine my inner -ness taking over and finding the way. Fuck yeah

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

The bro shamans are rising, hell yeah. As a drummer I support any move to music.

[@Theswitchy1]

Wild wild WEST JIM WEST

[@parithian8462]

Desperado

[@forged8979]

Wicky Wicky wild

[@D4ni31]

Ruffryder

[@abdielrainbowhellsangel2256]

@@D4ni31 no ya don't want nada

[@andrewwiest4685]

NONE OF THIS

[@bashfulapple5223]

“Yeah they Animorph a lot.” I literally choked on pretzels.

[@DFWFishing]

ahhhhhh shiiiit just got done throwing in a refrigeration compressor a few minutes ago- time to enjoy my ride home with the bois

[@onelife829]

We got a renegade here

[@chrisk1180]

Fellow HVACR dawg. Let's goo

[@EastboundAndDowns]

Best dawgz out there are the ones putting in a long day's work of hard labor and winding down with MSSP and cidies.

[@johnthierfelder2180]

Shane: "waas he British?" Matt: "no he was a white dude"

[@bruhdon4748]

I mean the most popular name in London is Mohammad so

[@mini_mozzer]

@@bruhdon4748 yes absolute no islamic terrorism in london👍👍👍

[@bruhdon4748]

@@mini_mozzer absolutely safe place to live, completely free and safe, no go zones? What even are those am I right

[@cronilogicaly]

Shout out close eyes Shane, shout out Matt's divorce.

[@joeleonard9965]

Matt's getting divorced?

[@cronilogicaly]

@@joeleonard9965 No he got divorced a while ago and it seemed like it worked out lol

[@joshuawilliard2651]

My favorite part of this episode is how the camera is focused on the scale and not the people talking. Very cool

[@gavinrush4995]

It really ties the room together. Do you see how level and just the scale is? Epic.

[@morticianjosh7116]

Shane is 100% correct: Life of Crime on hbo is so gnarly!!! I never laughed so hard at people’s tragic lives

[@bigleaguejew3101]

It's trailer park boys of Jersey

[@jibba1681]

Matt said it but yeah it rules

[@rynecology]

Idk, man, I watched it after watching this episode and it was actually just kinda sad. Rob was a good man.

[@morticianjosh7116]

@@rynecology you have to laugh to keep from crying.

[@jibba1681]

@@rynecology if you can’t laugh at someone else’s mistakes then you must have too many to count. Have someone follow you around with a camera for 36 years please. Thanks dawg

[@matiasgs89]

why is nobody noticing that matt and the guest chris have the same voice i honestly thought that it was a brother of matt... it's crazy if you don't watch the video.

[@GIDAEONGULLY]

1:03:42 My father passed away in January...I played "going home" for his viewing. Everyone said they never been so relaxed at a funeral. It was real elegant.

[@merelylogan]

I need a 3 hour long pod from yall. Its nearly christmas

[@MrStylesC]

This level of comedy. And no Ad reads? Fuckin amazing. Non stop heat.

[@jacksonc8857]

shoutout all my D.A.W.G.S living it up getting DUIs

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

I'm gonna need a link to the original mcdonal video, stat. Throat singing downs' are something I never knew I needed.

[@downbrown74]

Came looking in the comments section for the same thing and leaving disappointed.

[@Sam-yh3nn]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iGSldGCIjqZkosU I got u bull

[@Dabtowels]

"I'm trying to think of a war we can start to turn this country around" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rynecology]

Shane: A civil war

[@that1guy375]

Senator Armstrong would be proud lol.

[@T_D_B_]

Worked like a champ for the last 20 years.....

[@tibbsmcfish3056]

Love that Shane always says he's not a alcoholic even though he's been blacking out for years. Only made it 2 days outta 10?? Keep up the good work big guy.

[@russiaprivjet]

ALL angles bro

[@randall7853]

Alcoholism is "subjective" lol

[@ElkinsEric]

The Bull is training to be the second Bart Chrysler…just a bigger, funnier version.

[@TheAdamfee]

Bls, dude

[@ranettleton8806]

​@@ElkinsEric only difference is we laugh at Barnth and we laugh with shane.

[@joeg6452]

#11 overall on Patreon rankings. LETS GOOOO!!!!

[@reesinator]

just need to beat "Project Helius - creating Fallen Doll: Operation Lovecraft - An adult game with VR support" lol

[@thewind6047]

#2 now dawgs up

[@humbean5683]

@@thewind6047 #1 bro Lolol

[@thewind6047]

@@humbean5683 they have risen

[@b1gbuck]

Matt McCuskie, Shane Gillie, podcast, secret, therapy, flat circles, stone henge, talking, Landscaping, water diversion.

[@kevin_james_fan9731]

Wishy wash?

[@boon7065]

@@kevin_james_fan9731 wim wess

[@matthewburns3251]

flashmob, omicron, morningstar bear

[@Victor.Oliveira129]

Chicken fingers, doorknob, pencil sharpener, igloo.

[@Cannolikiller]

If anyone is interested, the Spud doc Shane is talking about with the Teams is about Extortion 17.

[@djdelicato]

What are “The Teams?” I’ve listened to most of the newest episodes and Patreon, searched Reddit and can’t seem to figure out what it is

[@Cannolikiller]

@@djdelicato The teams are Shane's word for the navy seals.

[@djdelicato]

@@Cannolikiller thank you! That’s what I assumed but I wasn’t sure

[@T_D_B_]

@@Cannolikiller not Shane's term. It's what SEAL team guys call themselves. Check out Jocko pod...

[@Cannolikiller]

@@T_D_B_ never said it was Shane's term.

[@pizzaninja3746]

Our God is great I'm so glad bonfire introduced me to Shane and all his boys. These pods get me through the day at work. Loved listening to the old testament and fair one now we got stuff island too

[@ScottR3389]

Yoooo shout out all the DAWGZ!!!

[@themaryandthemusic]

This might be my new favourite pod

[@dereksupernaut]

The Gillie Monster & Big Chief Edibles McCusker + The Turd... fax!!!

[@OGPigInASuit]

the frequencies my duders

[@a.k.4o]

I'm glad the boys are back

[@kylemcgill2966]

How great is our GAWD?!?

[@FRM101]

A Ray Kump cameo, nice.

[@jaypers232]

A Monday night MSSP!? Puts headphone back on, punches MSSP timecard

[@Juggernaut365]

Shout to to all the rest who are watching mssp while driving to work!!

[@kylegibson5432]

It's official, I've memorized the intro verse to Will Smith's "Wild Wild West." What have I become?!

[@featherfoot614]

It came on the radio once and I got to ' you don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at' and then I came to an abrupt halt :P

[@qwerty722]

Madman, lost his damn mind in the west

[@justgarethsphone9663]

I've been meaning to watch 'Kingdom of heaven' for ages, thanks for the reminder brozef

[@colmodriscoll1142]

Directors cut

[@j0sh707]

What's up Dawgs!?

[@zechariahfay6531]

This and your moms house are by far my favorite podcasts and I’m beyond pumped this is back in video on KZbin I love y’all!

[@Hardcastle83]

Weird combo of faves.

[@tomk6809]

what?

[@JoeSmoe215]

Yes

[@RackBallington]

"No, I'd survive...I'd just quit." (Phenomenal sawmill judgement from Shane 38:08)

[@realfnneato3111]

matt getting some fresh Chi-town snizz and then telling her he needs to shit is pure dawg move

[@PurpleHeat]

"Dreams are like prisons, its not gay..." must be the funniest shit ive heard in so long.

[@joshj1420]

here we go

[@vicariousviews007]

😂😂😂"I'm glad YOU'RE getting a kick outta this"😂😂😂

[@adrod]

The hadokin and pulley system talk is a clip I've been looking for, glad I found it, 5:20 for the future

[@tryptaman4315]

Everyone on the bin laden raid is still alive. Team 3 spokesman 🔱

[@Toreju7240]

dragulaing on a stage while waiting for your act floating in the air is the funniest thing I could imagine rn

[@davidwouldntyouliketoknow2166]

i love this podcast - even better watching them in the future and watching their transformation over the past 2 years and looking forward to the next lie they find out that I from the future already know about

[@dicksuckley8102]

This comment is so much funnier when you look at your screen name 😂

[@AntiiDagger]

I love hearing the pure confusion/pure bro energy on how cooking works with Matt 'the evil hippie" McCusker and Shane "Gentlemen" Gillis

[@MelissaAnn420]

I’m so old why u release so late 😭

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

YO THAT LIFE OF CRIME DOC IS FKIN CRAZY!!! after I heard u guys talk about it I watched it and its unbelievable

[@Tsureiki]

We have the serpent mounds here in 'ol Ohio, they're pretty sick

[@cdubsoptional7849]

Ohio is pretty sick in general. The truckers who deliver the goods to my place of employment all live in Ohio. The Monday driver got jury duty for a serial killer/necrophiliac case, and when I googled "recent ohio serial killer," I had to scroll for a ways, before I found the right case

[@Erikk87]

A true vampiric entrance made me laugh harder than I’ve laughed in years

[@BigFarts0]

Late night upload…you know the cast is hot

[@gusgus1816]

5:30 Yesss! Every pod I wait for the Shaman to say "wuter" or "wurter" and he came thru twice

[@BiCuriousGeorge1]

Damn the midnight express arrives

[@jackhowe965]

55:20 o’conniez knew something we didn’t.

[@tommy2364]

Chris is that friend who disagrees then says lets not talk about that and does it atleast 10 times an hour.

[@cesarnavarro8627]

you ease my mind, you make everything feel fine.

[@cjtalksfunny]

welcome back to the wild wild west

[@JuanHunnaIIX]

Skis out here double dippin....noice

[@dtxa7x]

“I love covert ops” Chris is a troop dude

[@trevorn2969]

Always good to see the mssp intro

[@mickeyabbot5851]

Someone's gotta take one for the team, Hadouken Shane during a set and endure the wrath just to use his own what against him and see if he crab swirls

[@thesweatbaron8443]

It makes me emotional to think of a time when the pod comes to an end

[@Stimros_halabad]

lol shane has been told about the Teams conspiracy 😂

[@WattsMyName803]

38:36 I got family roots of great-grandparents outside of Lumberton and Shane nailed the pronunciation from the locals lol.

[@BobbyDigital59]

How did they not name that podcast Tommy and the Turd?

[@obi-wanshinobi2353]

The teams are truly smiling on you boys right now I can feel it.

[@HappyAppart]

BOOM

[@the_pantichrist2279]

Matt’s view in onions is the first time I’ve heard someone who shares my exact thoughts on onions. Made me feel good idk

[@Jamesballsworth]

O'conniiiiiiieeeees

[@issaggg1087]

Just finished watching Life of Crime 1984 - 2020. Man, prob one of the most depressing docs ive ever seen

[@taylorkarns4309]

First one here!! Love you bois!!

[@DixieNormus911]

Shane Gillis for President 2024

[@offensiveguy4085]

A henge is when the sun lines up with an object on a solstice

[@humanindica962]

Damn that wind was whipping.

[@macattack144]

O'Connor was on to something here, should have taken Putin out a while ago lol

[@hung8969]

He’s literally the dumbest one of the whole group lol. Hes been wrong about everything he’s thought he knew since 2016. I’ve been listening since Old Testament and o’Connor is by far the dumbest one of them all. I can list 10+ things he jumped on the bandwagon for and it turned out it was a trick. He’s a sheep