Ep.60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer

[@DirtyDan2500]

So brave of Christina to face her husband’s murderer

[@chadgrov]

Can you tell me exactly what the fuck happened? I still don’t know how he got so fucked up

[@lordfordification]

Went for a dunk and his old heavy body destroyed his leg/knee, then on the fall he broke his arm.

[@chadgrov]

@@lordfordification thanks chomo, that’s exactly what I thought he did. Lol Tom dunking, wtf was he thinking

[@ElkinsEric]

@@lordfordification dam! The Water Champ is down for the count huh??!?

[@de_activatedthe_band5117]

she did extra white face so bertrude wouldn't kill her too.

[@bradleywilliams9896]

Somewhere there’s an Asian dude in a wheelchair laughing his ass off at Tom.

[@thatmg]

Good one!

[@SouthernOregonOrgani]

This is the best comment of this thread

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Someone put Bobby lee in a wheelchair!

[@mradd123]

BAKOLAH

[@janpavel1441]

Right? First thing I thought of was that asian garage video and Tom laughing at it as well.

[@ianmikosz9171]

I teach ESL in Poland and whenever one of my studets feels nervous about sounding stupid when speaking, I play for them the clips of Bert trying to read the advertisements. It makes them feel so much more at ease knowing he is a native tongue English speaker and cant pronounce half of the English dictionary correctly.

[@christiansimpson471]

This deserves more upvotes

[@SammyAlashwal]

That's awesome we need more involved teachers like yourself!

[@balubalabali]

Dobrze wiedzieć, że w Polsce ktoś oprócz mnie lubi dobrą rozrywkę!

[@TheVanderbone]

You don’t know how bad I want to believe this

[@adamreid9078]

Beet does more good than he knows

[@queensboro1560]

Can't wait to see Tom maniacally laughing at the clip of himself almost dying

[@JesusHComedy]

Can’t wait to see Tom showing other people the clip of himself almost dying

[@Frostbitten.]

Christina being moved to tears over it is hilarious in hindsight when you remember she laughs at and publically demeans mentally ill people and takes pride in it. Also that Tom sees people get horrifically killed in accidents and laughs his ass off. She even brought up Grizzly man like the experience is in any way comparable and they were laughing their asses off at how that dude died in Grizzly man LMAO

[@inFiniteTraCer]

Tom finally gets to be the star of his favorite kind of video. I hope he made a funny sound.

[@jmydn2]

lmao u know it's coming

[@chadgrov]

Can you tell me what happened? Were they playing basketball? I must’ve missed the explanation, but what happened exactly?

[@whothatguy3358]

I never realized how good Bert and Christina are together, and how similar they are... but I’m here for it, uhhhhhh hundred percent

[@Mtar14]

What if they wife swapped?...😳

[@lindsl0ve]

This riff 49:34 i love them so much

[@lindsl0ve]

Too relatable 51:54 🤣

[@karleymurphy]

@Paperclip tom and leanne would probably plan world domination and bert and Christina would have like giant parties with their kids

[@LangstonDev]

Uhhh hunert percent. Ah HUNERT percent.

[@avi4767]

This proves toms best friend is just a male version of his wife

[@georginamikael473]

They’re also the same weight

[@mattheston9132]

@@georginamikael473 :{

[@nicholas1254]

but reads

[@userxv]

Haha More like Tom's wife is just a female version of his best friend

[@JOOLVAUR]

@@georginamikael473 low blow

[@bsjett]

*Tom laying in a smelly medical transport van* Driver: What do you do? Bert: We're comedians. Driver: Oh, tell me a joke. Bert: When I was 22 I got involved with the Russian mafia.... *Tom looks to camera*

[@david13486]

Best comment I cried😂

[@AmandaBurns14]

A HUNdred percent 😆

[@EvoSEB]

Underrated comment for sure... I'd add as Bert starts to rev up, Tom leans over to the EMT and says, "Just send me bye-bye"

[@acid-mask]

*cue curb theme*

[@BirdOfHermes83]

I think he would start with racist jokes before the machine story!

[@Cyxz666]

"when I don't drink, all my issues go away and my body feels better. I don't know what that's all about" -Bart

[@Beunibster]

Better drink about it

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

Such an r-word

[@barbiegirl985]

every episode

[@hoot1159]

Tom definitely married his best friend.

[@carsonwyatt8915]

Literally every man should seek the relationship they have, toms a lucky guy

[@Pizzle745]

Tommy almost died in the ambulance because every time the EMT tried to ask him how he was feeling, Burnt interrupted him.

[@MrMitchography]

Good thing Ryan Sickler wasn't driving the ambulance...

[@powerofthetime]

"The Trail Song" (funniest/best song of the year) kzbin.info/www/bejne/jH7NkKetYpKFras join my channel, for the Finest Music.

[@christophersaunders6383]

100% PERCENT!!

[@SquillyWonka]

I went dookie

[@jasondraughon8825]

@@MrMitchography or Ryan Dunn

[@jrmontoya4739]

The addiction to being put under anesthesia has gone too* far.

[@shaydee5641]

😭😂😂😂

[@atyusriggins3824]

Damn i totally forgot about that🤣🤣🤣

[@potofgreed4962]

😂 well said

[@jakeheffner4631]

Nice playback lol

[@MV-lv5od]

Best comment by far!!

[@iansmith5911]

The worst part about Tom being injured is that Burt has to do all the ad reads

[@macurlyfries]

You listen to them

[@manicjsvision444]

I want these guys to roll Tom in like Stephen Hawkings.......and then completely ignore him for the entire show lmao 🤣 🤣🤣.

[@mdpacella]

This is the comment. Yup.

[@maynefreeland8969]

Brilliant.

[@Psilocybin77]

LMAO or like hannibal lector....the psycho lol

[@rayn_0ff]

Or like Leo from Twin peaks

[@gustavocovarrubias1]

Holy shit .... this made me laugh, on the spot

[@markdurham3048]

I really appreciate them taking the time to have other people on for Bart to talk over.

[@Acebush99]

This is a good dynamic gtfo

[@joshuariddle575]

That had me laughing so hard.

[@onemwanw0lfpack]

@@Acebush99 your new here aren’t you

[@markdurham3048]

@@Acebush99 ima let you make it this time. Watch some re runs and get back to me.

[@alondusk33]

Interesting how Bart stops drinking for a couple of days and is suddenly able to pronounce “Ben Affleck” correctly.

[@lostinsauce4515]

Correlation or Causation? We may never know.

[@TalkingThrones]

Barf took Tommy's pride, and now his wife... This is getting out of hand...

[@theearms6338]

Woah talking thrones is a tom/bert fan? No shit. Hi man!

[@doranomeara5466]

@@theearms6338 ONE OF US, ONE OF US

[@doranomeara5466]

talking jeans coming soon lmfao

[@davyjones2994]

Tom wash PUSHED, it all makes sense now

[@myglockgopoppoppop]

In all fairness I'm pretty sure Tom has his way with Bert's wife too. They're swingers.

[@amadeoalonso3534]

Isn't it hilarious that the guy that loves laughing at people get brutally hurt. Got brutally hurt!! lol

[@TheMisterMonkeyman]

Yeah, get out of my head. Peace.

[@biglicker4473]

wouldn't it be even more hilarious if christina played it on the show with Tom to react to lmaoooooo

[@freeman7079]

...and it’s in video! Even better!

[@aging80sbaby]

Keep it high and tight jeans!

[@gearsofwill9]

Cant put that shit out all the time and not think it won't effect you. That is some bad juju if you ask me

[@Drippinonthedroop]

I love the way Bert starts like 2 or 3 trains of thought and finishes with an entirely different one but you still get what he's saying

[@KarpralisLup]

The greatest crossover we didn't realize we needed.

[@deepthought1987]

⚰️

[@matthutchings1988]

This comment is totally following proto.

[@felixculpa9390]

Maybe if Tom was better at crossovers, he’d still have all his limbs.

[@benfountain8248]

@@felixculpa9390 🔥

[@cardo8]

@@felixculpa9390 amazing dude!

[@TheKingOfBeans]

Whitney: “I’d rather kill myself than work with you” Bert: “she’s so sweet and nurturing, everyone falls in love with her”

[@tocalleachthing]

He has told that "you cant fall in love with her" story several times. It's gettin kinda weird.

[@Googs_Method]

I hate whitney such a two face

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@Googs_Method Just like my ex! 😉😉😉

[@Jeremycook_]

@@Googs_Method you don't know her

[@dylanshort3063]

She just did his podcast too 😂

[@Janckeriswatchingyou]

Really digging the mixing of hosts lately. Im not asking for a change, but theyve been enjoyable compromises.

[@bingbongwingwong]

It's nice of you to allow them to be flexible. Letting them know you're "not asking for a change". You're awesome

[@fredwicks8256]

Yeah..... more often they should individually go through severe injuries/maiming ....perhaps throw in a amputation or two so we can change up the hosts for you...not that asking for a change

[@josephfuhrman6961]

@@bingbongwingwong p

[@Janckeriswatchingyou]

@@bingbongwingwong are you joking?!? I hope so. Otherwise, thats very piece of shit of you to take that perspective and it would be no surprise that my meaning was lost on you. :)

[@benjamintrahin9571]

@@Janckeriswatchingyou don't listen to them Jean. You're absolutely right. And I think the Bart/Kristen combo might be gold! They're actually kinda kindred spirits I think

[@DanteElephante]

Holy shit. Christina and Bert are weirdly similar! This all makes sense now!

[@Humblemumble7]

How

[@theabyss281]

Because that’s how we know that Tom wants to bang Bert

[@josevilla8586]

Southern Track 2 Bears one scrum?

[@goldy_574]

Good morning R words

[@neilvandeloo429]

Good morning my queen over 18

[@brentonburgess2107]

Hi Hitler

[@joinsuh]

You just lost your life bud

[@mattheagerty4864]

Are you cajun?

[@TiltvikLHS]

Any queens below?

[@FancyxToast]

I feel like Christina is a worse influence on Bert than tom

[@CrazyGoodProductions]

HUNDRED percent

[@jonnyincomox]

I'm so happy Tom finally has a clip of himself to play on YMH to shock the guests!

[@ZBirDEveryday]

Finally, we actually get to hear Bert talk

[@JavierGonzalez-qg5el]

Having listened to Tom, Christina, Bert and Dr Drew for over a year this season finale feels pretty intense. Shit got real. I love how Bert made Christina laugh when she was breaking down. That has to be one of the moments that bring light in a year full of darkness.

[@pellemono6927]

I googled "Tom Segura accident" and most of the hits were different variations of "Tom Segura laughing at people getting hurt".

[@LuckyLuch1]

Karma coming home to roost

[@djordan22]

BAAAKUULLAA!!

[@AlbinoWhiteGuy]

That’s hilarious 😂

[@TristanJass]

What a night.....

[@tuhammeham2607]

Late December back in ‘63

[@Thorniepanda]

Must have been hard to watch, good luck with the mental recovery! Been on both sides of stuff like this and though the physical lasts longer the mental puts you in some tough places.

[@LiLKK713PB]

@@Thorniepanda ur just weak minded my friend

[@Scoobay]

Did Tom cry?

[@EBProGamer]

@@LiLKK713PB Low and loose, my friend.

[@melaniecampoy3382]

In my car screaming “Finish a thought Bert!!”

[@sly-1429]

Spoiler Alert: They never finish one story they start. If you have ADHD this is the episode for you.

[@Spawn303]

I got so frustrated lmao. Literally all over the place

[@johnflaherty810]

I have adhd so bad I have to make sure my stories don’t end up like these. This is not fun for me, it’s even more infuriating

[@bandbrekaberb99]

So if I loved this should I get an adhd screening

[@Erie685]

Its a good drinking episode though, by yourself.

[@Rian-zf7ye]

I have OCD and my blood pressure is so high right now.

[@Bjjjake]

Tom just trying to secure the role for the remake of “White men can’t jump”

[@Humblemumble7]

HACK

[@Bjjjake]

@Semper Fortis gold 🏆

[@Bjjjake]

@Reno Quichca you seem fun 👍 I’m glad you got the joke.

[@Brotherhood22794]

I think they were talking about gwen stefani. Bert just was on the kelly clarkson video with her. Than after the paper was flipped he said "no doubt" and laughed.

[@sucrose]

Good call

[@fullmelt93u63]

Sharp

[@Notyobusiness1265]

Bert's always losing weight while also being the fattest he's ever been. Hope Tom is doing well

[@Mangobrain82]

Rip Tom. Gone way 2 soon.

[@tarawhite986]

Bert has nice legs, I noticed the other day.. his wife, also a babe

[@SCHWARTZANATOR0125]

Hahahahahahaha

[@cowboydan8021]

I swear to God, I was just thinking the same exact thing. Every single time I see a new video of this guy he's talking about how he's losing all of this weight, yet he somehow always appears to be a steady 50-60 lbs overweight.

[@SnailHatan]

Unfortunately Tom died last month due to persisting injuries from this incident. His mind was foggy in his last 6 months. He will be mist.

[@Drbadass2014]

Why do I get the feeling that if Tim and Bart switched places, Tim would be laughing his @$$ off and watching the accident on repeat 😂

[@cupofwater_diplip1243]

100 %

[@drewy2222]

yes 100%

[@andrewflores5243]

You mean Tof and Barf?

[@laurenclark1304]

I keep rewatching this episode because these two just make me happy. Please more Mommy Tina and Bert! ❤️

[@youwannahearajoke]

I'm so happy for Christina and Bert. They finally found each other.

[@lahmer60]

Christine’s the fill my husband’s shoes champ

[@storeheier93]

no stolen honor, just a champ!

[@nickyv1436]

This was clever

[@ryanc7230]

Well done 🍺

[@jjthesavage]

It's Kirstin, pfft.

[@nickyv1436]

Crusteen*

[@mr.wilson2452]

Tom can't drive, go to Studio Jeans, or even feather it properly... Maybe he'll get into video games and start a podcast with Bobby Lee!! Rice & Jeans

[@m.willems7030]

I'd watch that.

[@Ramboskates85]

Throw Andrew Santino in there and they can call it “Red Jeans and Rice”!!

[@spikedmo]

Rice Buns!

[@glmoyer]

Rice & Jeans LOL thats good 🤣🤣

[@Ihavebeenwatchingyou]

Is no one going to acknowledge how good Nadav's googling skills are when Toms not around?

[@bryandreggors8540]

I was just thinking the exact same thing ...

[@Chukijay]

It’s a bit lol

[@randonolso]

RIP Tom. Never had a chance against Bark Krimson and his Mickey Mantle gene

[@ericg252]

He's 2-0

[@rayn_0ff]

Long live Bark!

[@HeartExplosive]

Brart was so self-conscious about being replaced for those few episodes, but this episode without Tammy was actually one of my favorites so far.

[@OptimusSatanas]

Im actually hugely surprised that I enjoyed this one as much as I did. lol

[@vodenmyshi]

Christina and Bert for two hours was just such a delight; they have the same energy and bounce off each other real well.

[@jorumburg7977]

I LOVE it

[@SM2099]

New opening song: "Bert and Chris, Chris and Bert. One has a huge rack and Christina wears a shirt." LMAO

[@neilcampbell8499]

Record it, send it, its a hit :)

[@jenney17]

This is a banger.

[@crd88918]

Big droopy milkers (remix)

[@Katelyn.Eby1215]

😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💯💯

[@Lauren_M855]

We need this!! 😂😂😂

[@chelseyrae1428]

The laughing from the studio guys is my absolute favorite

[@BG-fn2ve]

Between this and Bad Friends, you just cant have that bad of a Monday!

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Well, for a couple hours

[@ianalopez]

Bro I know!!!

[@qwen]

Finally a fan who actually says nice things about the show theyre taking time out to watch

[@djdavidastbury]

Uncle Joey’s Joint too.

[@melodyr9786]

The friendship between them is actually really sweet to watch.

[@jorumburg7977]

One hundred peecennnn I love it

[@CopperEyeFilms]

I actually love how these two have no filter and great chemistry. I propose a new show "PUSH the Limit"

[@davidgutierrez1729]

Tom dies and Chrissy didn’t wait a second to declare her unending passion for Burnt Krystal, she’s just following proto

[@Ironman829]

Proto is proto

[@JakeFennimore]

Calm Bert with glasses in the opening ad looks like someone who forgot to drink a gallon of sugar this morning. Good job Burnt

[@Andrew-vw5vb]

I feel like I just watched two girlfriends have brunch.

[@gingernmbr1]

Yup 😂

[@Grant-TR]

The Segura and Kreischer families should move in together and make a reality show. It would be the best car crash TV.

[@candicebaire6868]

WAYYYYY better viewing than the Kardashians, in my humble opinion.

[@Steve616161]

Oh man, I love that idea. But is it like a scripted sitcom a la Full House, or just do big brother with the two families

[@oryan4395]

Why would you wish that evil on Tommy bunz?

[@dylanshort3063]

The best part of that would be Bert's daughters and Tom's sons haha. Would love to see it. Needs to be on their own platform tho so nobody censors anything

[@janpavel1441]

No matter the budget it'd still be better than The Cabin.

[@NoxDineen]

"I've been drinking alone since forever." Christina P is my hero

[@jeromedawson1753]

She lies to sound more interesting, that's her thing!

[@Hallahanify]

If you want to keep drinking, thats your business. If you want to stop, AA can help

[@chrisbuehler6868]

Every alcoholic ever: Drinking alone is so underated

[@orangeyewglad]

@@jeromedawson1753 "my brain is so fucked up from all the two times I did acid 20 years ago!"

[@jeromedawson1753]

@Steven Richter she's a hack and thinks her most interesting attributes are 1) her parents place of birth 2) being bought up in L.A and 3) having been a goth in her youth! She pretends to be deep and introspective, but listening to her for more than 80 seconds will dispel that myth for most people! She's not the worst, she's not interesting enough for that!

[@yobum1894]

I love that Bert said “no doubt” after saying don’t tell her we were talking about her lmao He was talking about Gwen Stephanie (idk how to spell her last name but you get it)

[@jamiesucie2685]

I’m expecting this episode to be like when the inmates run the prison

[@cleanmarch]

His comment is underrated...

[@taylordial1231]

It’s crazy that Brent went through all the trouble of breaking Tim’s arm and leg just so he won’t move to Austin

[@ExtremeNature86]

Baby blue is definitely push' color. Cutest I've ever seen.

[@Kanggaxx]

First Christine steals valor, now she steals Tom's podcast.

[@dianau7612]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Grexslamfist]

Who else wants to see the video of Tom getting hurt and laugh uncontrollably?

[@Plague_Doc22]

BAKULAAAAH

[@biguprochester]

Only if it’s a video of a small Asian man pinning him against a toolbox with a car

[@jakesteel359]

That's hilarious

[@MuphynDragon]

@@kkelly4369 Tom has shown soooooooooo many videos of people getting destroyed in accidents. Its only fair that we get to see it.

[@derekhudson3415]

@@kkelly4369 are you new here? 😂

[@eduardovasconcellos4727]

I'm truly surprised how great these odd combos of personalities work. This was a wonderful installment - thanks Mommies!

[@jeremystefanik1364]

When Nadav aligns tom's arm breaking at midnight for every time zone in the live show on New Years

[@gregaaron89]

Nadav could never pull that off

[@alexismcaloon8269]

Bert dropping Owen Greys name and referencing his huge piece just melted my heart.

[@micahwhited946]

I love that he’s a legit fan of that guy haha

[@lovelylynkaprincess2176]

Just bought a ticket for the live stream. Can't wait to know Tom's outlook on the situation. Wishing him well. Love you guys so much

[@GR1NCH]

Leighann/Leanne/LeeAnne/Ms. Kreischer is the hero of this story. "This gon' suck" 😂

[@mrdeeds83]

Nah man, she is a Debbie Downer. "I call it like I see it!" STFU woman! I agree with Bert.. We are supposed to uplift him!

[@asteroiddropper]

Bert and Push seem like a brother and sister who actually get along with each other. They're basically the same person except Bernf is the gross gorillaman version.

[@Blueswailer]

"the gross gorillaman" :'DD

[@Falconetti182]

Not that Christina is gross, but the idea that she would put her clothes on wet rather than towel off makes me agree that they’re more alike than different.

[@samcatsam]

totally!

[@brianc1103]

I want a podcast where episodes alternate between Tom & LeeAnn and Bert & Christina. #callitwifeswap

[@murandyrandy]

Add the Pinskys too

[@JDSharar13]

Happy Monday queens, finally get to hear Brent talk with Tim gone

[@davidfadden7948]

Omg...already, this is the best Comedy sitcom premise ever. Leanne talking about him getting fat, and push coming down with Nutella muffins.

[@tamotit]

biscuits lol

[@hageneck7643]

@@tamotit I think it depends where you’re from...in pretty sure SOMEWHERE they call Biscuits Muffins Gotta think in the UK they call cookies biscuits

[@bryanglanz3]

They should do like a I Love Lucy reboot.

[@tamotit]

@@hageneck7643 not in the south

[@hageneck7643]

@@tamotit course not, we say shit how it’s pos’t to be said

[@eusdrib]

Love listening to Bert and Christina talking about reality tv shows , love them talking to each other. Best podcast!

[@moonboie]

I can’t believe Tom took a fall to avoid losing a 2nd time

[@Dirtbiker463]

Bert being jealous that Toms phone blew up in the hospital and his didn’t.. “aren’t you gonna worry about ME!!” ........Classic

[@agustinsilva5789]

I listened to Tom and Leanne’s episode at 1.25x speed and had to go back down to 1.00x speed for this one 😂 take that as you will

[@JonParrYucatan]

Was this karma for Tom laughing so hard at the video of that Asian guy getting hit by the car at the mechanic shop?

[@neuvisean1739]

That was my first thought

[@neuvisean1739]

I was thinking of him laughing at the guy getting his skin twisted off

[@mikezazworsky]

This "Tom Got Hurt" prank is gonna be the most legendary thing ever in the history of the YMH universe. The performances that Chrystal and Bret just gave were awe-inspiring.

[@lostinsauce4515]

Lmaooo

[@lostinsauce4515]

Fucking love this comment

[@jamesjustice8711]

Was it a joke? I have no idea.

[@nicholassmith8212]

I'm an EMT and I appreciate it you guys. Love you push love you Brent ❤

[@HeyThatsInteresting97]

“Let’s fill them in” proceeds to be as vague as possible

[@LuckyLuch1]

They are not going to miss the payday from releasing it all on the payed special.

[@hoebare]

I'm 14 minutes in and I still have no idea what happened or what Tom's condition is. GRRRRR. 6 more minutes in: Tom broke his arm and his knee isn't working.

[@joshualittle4925]

Imagine what this episode of Celebrity Trading spouses would look like, Tom and Leanne quiet burning rage until they kill each other, Bart and Christine just utter chaos

[@SwampRobin]

I think Tom and Leann would get so bored of each other that they’d just go off into their own separate lives. Christina and Bert would end up in an endless spiral of enabling each other’s bad decisions until Bert dies of a heart attack.

[@Tojoblindeye]

@@SwampRobin don't forget Push's liver and kidneys fail and she needs dialysis and a new liver!

[@peters8950]

Honestly my favourite episode of 2 bears. Let's hope Brad guest hosts YMH

[@elijahgreen2799]

So he broke his arm and leg, got it. I was going insane just hearing “Accident” over and over😂😂 Ta ta, big words

[@Lordogre420]

Wait till you see the arm!! its broke broke!!

[@letsgotomarsman]

It was an accident and he can’t walk so

[@NinjaViking1337]

Dude I swear I thought he was handicaped for life, or had a stroke or something they way everyone was talking about it. Glad its only broken bones. Also theyre lucky to be rich af, it's gonna be easier than anyone else in the world to take care of their children during the time of the recovery. 10-12 benadryl and he'll be feeling better already

[@jf3130]

Ta ta chomo

[@vivienmartin225]

Bert’s impression of LeeAnn is amazing

[@ericaennishearder513]

I blew off important "to dos" because I was glued watching this video. My mother-in-law has been waiting for me for over a hour! Whoops. GREAT episode! The whole squad, Bert, Tom, Christina, Whitney, Joe, Joey D., Stanhope, Chappelle, and Neal Brennan 🙌 have saved me this year! Not just from boredom. You've given me laughs. crys, awe, inspiration, validation and hope. Christina and Bert, THANK YOU for the laughs today even though you are going through tragedy. Get better soon Tom! Much Love to you All!!

[@abdulsai4894]

Watching how emotional Christina P got over tommy made me want a wife just like Christina. She is awesome!

[@deepthought1987]

She really does love him a lot.

[@ott537]

Spoiler alert: They did not discuss how the injury happened, only the aftermath. My deranged curiosity was not fulfilled.

[@photoshopwarrior]

WHAT HAPPENNNNNNNNNED!? How bad did it have to be to make a basketball fall life threatening?

[@kpeezyforsheezy]

@Star Goddess he broke his arm and his leg and not that I know the details but a simple break can go left very quickly if arteries are ruptured during the accident.

[@Konishi010]

I was under the impression that they lowered the rim and he tried to dunk, ball probably got jammed at the rim and he landed awkwardly

[@Rgk2109]

@@Konishi010 no idea if this is remotely correct but it helps alleviate my curiosity so thank you lol

[@anthonyprieto6763]

maybe tom jumped on a trampoline and over shot the dunk and landed hard. thats my take

[@butch2811]

24:01 I love Tina's chola voice, I laugh every time she does it.

[@Witness42]

I haven't laughed that hard since the kool aid episode

[@psychocop33]

I just realized Tom married the female version of Burt

[@Falconetti182]

These two are so alike. It sounds like Leann and Tom are alike as well. They should have some sort of pairing episode where they discuss what they would do in different challenging scenarios.

[@rickshipley3014]

Who’s Burt?

[@jilliankitchell1960]

Burt's way worser

[@ronangaffney7365]

I think so did tim 😂

[@wisterV]

“When did LeeAnn turn into Country bear 🐻 Jamboree”.

[@Thomascscott21]

Looking forward to the "I'm stuck...aaahhhh aaahhhh" chinese guy laughing his ass off doing a reaction video of Tom's 'funny' basketball video.

[@VideoNozoki]

"Call 911...I'm having chest pain..."

[@daltonb8234]

i’m an x-ray tech, we don’t x-ray balls. it was an ultrasound

[@MirzaCengic]

Good job following proto!

[@artsyjoe94]

jeez so organist

[@denzelleblanc1234]

My wife is an xray tech as well, can confirm you DO NOT xray balls

[@Nickscrazylips]

I had a AP of my spine/hips and my dic and balls were very prominent in the images. The doctor said my balls sag because I wear boxers and not briefs.

[@jenney17]

@@Nickscrazylips 😆😆😆 Your Dr. seems like a cool guy.

[@Broot603]

Aiight, this combo needs to happen more often

[@iamanurse1968]

I'm loving Bert's explanations of "CT is where they map out you veins looking for blockages"-praying for Tom and the family, you guys got this-also thanks for the shout out to us ICU Covid nurses :)

[@svhmj3918]

Damn. Bert is dedicated. He changes clothes between ads and even got Tom out of the hospital.

[@Plague_Doc22]

At this point he might even start showering like a real adult.

[@emilykoch4123]

This episode is so endearing. These r words are funny together and you can tell they really love each other. You can tell also that Tina is relieved to be laughing and silly after such a stressful event. ❤️

[@travismaloney1841]

Shout out to everyone watching this and drinking alone!

[@colinsmith4408]

I like Bert's and Christina's energy/chemistry. Very Playful.

[@thebinoblacksheep]

Oh my god, I miss Tom, but the absolute joy when I saw Push was on this week! Love yall Mommies, feel better soon Tommy! Keep taking them mgs for the pain bud

[@youwhoknowknewnot2876]

Please do another episode together, this was hilarious! 💀 😂

[@elderllama]

Bertism of the day - "crying, like screaming bloody Murray"

[@TheBlackMambaa248]

Had to rewind that to make sure I didn’t have a stroke. How could he possibly think that’s the phrase?

[@mimigiggles4199]

That's a nightmeer.

[@j.g.mcbell9494]

I think that he knows it’s “Bloody Murder” but he’s said the words “Bloody Mary” so many times in his life he said “Bloody M-“ and muscle memory took over

[@joseluki]

Drinking alone is so underated. -Bert Kreischer, totally not alcoholic

[@iKRiiXx]

It's true tho

[@thenightking6662]

It's true it's underrated

[@zak-a-roo264]

Drinking alone is a blast, that's why it's also #2 or so on the AA questionaire.

[@GenesysRider23]

It’s true as fuck though.

[@peanutgallery7753]

I drink alone almost everyday. Doesn't mean you're an alcoholic

[@vp-oe1em]

Had to come back to this gem to cleanse my ears from this week's episode.

[@Jordan-xm6wo]

Bert: "I promise I'll call you in 20 minutes Whitney" Podcast goes on 40+ more minutes