Ep. 56 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

[@michaelcapretti6057]

Love when Tom comes with energy and starts interrupting Bert

[@autumnmount495]

He’s probably getting use to talking when Bert is gone so he’s like fuck it I’m talking more. Lol.

[@YeaJon]

Bert being dead was good for us and Tom . that live show was cool too seeing somewhat real side of tom

[@deciomartins7789]

Really hope Bert watches this comment

[@caseyoakley2929]

Dude tom interrupted him more than 6 times and kept him quiet while finishing several sentences! Love the energy tom. Love bert too hes kinda a big kid I think cause he grew up too fast definitely has a.d.d. its not that uncommon.

[@AH-vr1ix]

And when Bert says something silly or wrong, and the camera switches to Tom, looking straight at the camera... LOL you guys are hilarious

[@boennekisnmakka7855]

Bart is a grown man with 9 children stuck inside him, all trying to tell a story at the same time.

[@shawnmcvey7789]

That explains the gut.

[@idab6864]

Honestly a lot of people are like that. It's a funny way to put it but totally true.

[@Lil-Dogpool]

What!?! Bert is inside 9 children? Call the cops

9 puppies stuck inside him

[@inuenndo_]

he needs his own version of split

[@ffaasst]

The way Bert pronounces "drowning" is a goddamn nightmeer.

[@Maineventguy]

I think he was melking it.

[@kangawoos8532]

Ahhhhundred percent

[@JimmyStewaaart]

Drownding is a new low

[@aegisraven1284]

It's murica....any time I hear an American say "are's" instead of "our's" just seriously wtf

[@BentleyWoods34]

Bert: "Nobody plans for tragedy." Tom: "Yeah, but you should."

[@TGOSH2]

this describes the two of them perfectly lol

[@tomeckenberg698]

Because he's the one creating it 😉

[@jefflabbecomedy]

*breaks half of his body*

[@michaelstewart3895]

That aged well considering toms injury is soon to come

[@dirkbowman946]

"There is no greater feeling than killing the enemy" Topp Dogg

[@we_be_nerds3601]

I threw grenades into bunkers.

[@jakrispy3418]

I love those moments when Burt is saying something stupid and Tom just stops and looks at the camera.

[@majesticctrees]

Someone should make a compilation of all the Tom cuts from these episodes

[@codycaruth7068]

@@majesticctrees yeah and with just the last sentence of whatever Bert had said before each cut to Tom would be so funny😂😂

[@outsidestudiog6483]

The dwight/ Jim dynamic

[@joshwallace6373]

So you love like 95% of the show

[@brandonroyce2356]

After seeing this, tonight I'm going to have nightmeres that I'm drownding.

[@Vladkhanthehun]

I love bert, but I get this annoyance/anger from my gut. How is he so confident when he’s saying things completely wrong. It’s not even like an accent or dialect that says words differently. It’s just wrong

[@nickyale4220]

Drownding is what’s happening to his liver from all the liquor

[@aidanbagwell9590]

@@Vladkhanthehun hes free spirited man

[@Mr.Meeseeks.]

Ben Affleck will rescue you

[@HeDesends]

It's drownedd

[@aranda2745]

Does anyone else notice how bert has a story for literally everything Tom brings up except it's always more wild. Ultimate 1 upper 👆

[@Aebl_]

Yes, I was mad after he Tom was saying the Rattlesnake bite story & before he could even tell us if the guy survived or not he interrupts and starts telling some story about his self. He’s a self centered narcissist & I use to be a big fan of his

[@ChickenChipz]

The foreshadowing in this episode is intense. "Whats Dilaudid?" - pre-broken Tom

[@t3chvest]

and brent talking about the only using one arm challenge

[@sthomasond]

Hes always asking what heroin feels like but its the same as all the other painkillers so he knows

[@variaxi935]

@@sthomasond honestly pain pills are more euphoric (smoked or snorted anyway, I've never shot up lmao) than heroin so they've probably got a better imagination of how heroin feels than how it actually does 😂 "20mg Tom" should be about percocets hahaha he'd be lovin life

[@MesserAaron13]

*After his broken bones* “Then they gave me dilauded and that was.. NICE!” 😂 I loved that shit when I was in the hospital from a motorcycle accident

[@fernandocarvallo9135]

The writers really did a great job with the storyline

[@valeweathers]

Why does Bert keep sitting in for Sickler? Is Sickler okay?

[@ToastyJones]

I'd kill for a regular Tom/ Sickler podcast

[@chucksilvatejeleiro229]

Bobby Lee was busy 🤣🤣

[@LadyAngharadLlewelyn-Giovinco]

Nah Tim Dillon and Tom and name it " Spilling the T"

[@biglicker4473]

I enjoyed that Ryan and Tom podcast wayyy too much those two could talk for 5 hours about anything and make it funny. Natural funny guys always have that smooth energy to them

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

@@ToastyJones kill? It's a podcast my dude. Definitely not following proto

[@MiltonStillton]

Tom looking to the audience like Jim in The Office is gold

[@Ramboskates85]

I want to make an Instagram account with all the screenshots from when he does it 😂

[@kikib8434]

@@Ramboskates85 That would be AMAZING.

[@trevorjones5803]

I would love to see a video of Tom and Bart riding around on their bikes with Tom screaming “BIKES!”

[@bonz522]

STOP selling drugs!!

[@Heroasaurus]

Is Tom purposefully interrupting Bert as much as he can lol

[@zakrivera8977]

hopefully.

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

It’s refreshing and I’m on board with this being the new dynamic.

[@ismichi]

I think it's both that, and the fact Bert's energy drops are getting rather common. If he wasn't talking he definitely would've passed out more than a few times

[@lordfordification]

I saw Bert in Texas a few years ago, he had everyone in the audience throw whatever money they wanted into a bucket then drew a name of a waiter/waitress. It ended up being a single mom going to college, a great night.

[@lordfordification]

It was a couple thousand*

[@VideoNozoki]

it is a fun bit + waitstaff gets a great bonus = top marks

[@staynielherbayn657]

Can’t wait for Bert to start bragging about how much he’s exercising on his E bike

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Hes gonna be the best E Bike rider ever!

[@michaeldavidcountry]

Wish a Camelback full of wine

[@nelsonedwards6184]

He's gonna be "riding it everyday" and still gain weight lol

[@staynielherbayn657]

“Dude I did 15 miles this morning AND got 7 hours sleep like my whoop told me to!”

[@MatDeCesare]

Idk man, these “I almost passed out” moments are kind of really worrisome.

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

It's a bit

[@andren8788]

@@RolandSpecialSauce i hope so.

[@ENigma-um8zw]

@@RolandSpecialSauce except for the time a few episodes back where he totally lost track of the words he was saying and was fading and nodding off with open eyes before catching himself as he was leaning back pretty vacant. I can see it being a “”bit”” but I can also see it being a chronic health issue too if it’s become so often as to make itself a “bit”. Hopefully he’s alright and he is just joking about it all.

[@axlrosegnr]

We can only hope

[@jrmiles5437]

@@RolandSpecialSauce it’s not a bit

[@marztmaoc]

"Owl's are my totem" Really appropriate since owls are of course associated with binge drinking and narcissism.

[@daltonneilan5651]

LMAOO

[@MichaelWutsch]

Also high school girls

[@shooglechic]

I thought that was goats. Goats and dionysus are symbols plastered all over turn of the century bars, bottles, and cupboards.

[@toastedjoe1013]

I've only seen owls wearing glasses and a graduation cap.

[@ryjbecker]

Don't forget that most owls are pretty racist!

[@matthewobrien6802]

When Bert lost Will Smith in the woods, he should have just looked for fresh prints.

[@bori1986]

🤦‍♂️

[@Emily-pi8xe]

😆

[@dobrilabijelic1631]

🤴🏾

[@phuxxdeluxe5408]

Amazing joke.

[@UffDaDan]

Oh hey Myq Kaplan's audience member

[@andrew-jv7iv]

Has Bert ever done the broken back story as a bit ? He's clearly still traumatised by it but there's gold in there !

[@kennethhowell1591]

Agreed.

[@ultranitro437]

Traumatized

[@RunawayPancake1]

@@ultranitro437 In the UK it's spelled traumatise (British English). In the US it's spelled traumatize (American English).

[@davyjones2994]

I’ve heard it before, but it might have been on another podcast

[@bbearhug]

What's the timestamp for that?

[@Fathom_CC]

Bert almost passing out is actually a big red flag. No joke

[@captd80]

It may be alcoholic cardiomyopathy

[@JohnJablon]

Hmmm Dr Justin Mason excellent diagnosis

[@trevor5834]

He's going to have that happen while he's driving or doing something like that and seriously hurt him or other people. It's no bueno

[@Emily-pi8xe]

He almost passed out in the last episode too. Yikes.

[@HighFeeline]

😥

[@dillongriffith2494]

Todd: "So you turned 56" Bart: "48" Todd:"48.. sorry 48" *smirk at camera* Love it

[@pinkyizthebrain2397]

who's todd?

[@VideoNozoki]

@@pinkyizthebrain2397 : Todd is the guy on the left, sitting across from Brent on the right.

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

@@VideoNozoki yeah the guy married to that blonde comedian, Carol Pakistani

[@frankbivona5924]

7 mins in and 7 different topics and none of them were finished.. lmao

[@systemdnb214]

I find that super annoying. It’s like not finishing an ok book.

[@jamesdoe8158]

@Wayne Gale classic Burt

[@redlymedia1583]

Asking Bert to hold his thought is like asking the roach to do a pull up

[@mathieumarlaire]

or like asking Bert to do a pull up

[@redlymedia1583]

mmarlaire give him a bottle of wine and he could probably do it

[@vcalv9354]

@@mathieumarlaire idk he's surprisingly athletic. He would probably surprise us all and do 15 no problem

[@Sickwithit355]

@@vcalv9354 No dude you literally lift up your entire weight theres no way he can do 15 let alone 2.

[@Sickwithit355]

@@vcalv9354 He can't even sprint.

[@heitoralves9325]

Tom's face when Bert is about to say something controvercial is priceless

[@alyssaguthrie5816]

Maybe it's the prosecco talking, but Tom and Bert's friendship makes me want to happy cry ❤

[@jamesmay6674]

I feel like not drinking when I see Bert. How do you push through?

[@alyssaguthrie5816]

@@jamesmay6674 I'm practically an alcoholic like Bert so the prosecco is pretty much always talking 😂

[@billedwards2657]

“I have no idea what peptides are” - goes on to explain, accurately, every fine detail about peptides

[@HalinazDziecmi]

It was pretty astonishing

[@franksixer]

Bert, do you realize how serious it is that you're almost passing out all the time? LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂

[@EvanSaltare]

He's fine! He's got that Mickey Mantle gene, so he's perfectly aware of the liver disease coming his way. Don't forget about the heart issues.

[@NickMcMusic]

i work 4 12 hour overnight shifts turs-sunday and i get 3 days off starting monday morning.. i get home, crack a beer, and this podcast is usually about 30 minutes old. Actual gold. Couldnt ask for anything better

[@fargoholmes5442]

Crack another cold one for the bois

[@EthanDCash]

Bert "Just pissed in the bed...and started crying again" Kreischer

[@questioneverything7582]

Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.

[@phalspar]

@@questioneverything7582 what

[@phalspar]

Imagine going through that though

[@xXKirkSoloXx]

@@phalspar This person seems to think germs don't exist. Seems like a bot cos of the completely unrelated comment.

[@ImGairBair]

@@questioneverything7582 have you ever heard of an immune system?

[@marcodupa]

Bert is the perfect example of a guy who only listens for his turn to speak

[@GOBLINSGROW]

Are we going to ignore the fact that Bert almost dies every time he laughs, if so that's cool, I just wanna make sure we in this together

[@Luxocell]

I think its hilarious!

[@oryan4395]

I think the community has decided to play a passive hand in this and just spectate his end.

[@peterjma]

The last video before this I swear he was going to pass out.

[@ianmcpherson2171]

🤣🤣🤣

[@BurntToast422]

He should start dressing up like chris farley as da bears superfan.

[@gorrillawarfair]

Bert almost breaks his back. "That was a close call" Also bert *takes valium, dilaudid, oxy, and starts drinking*

[@gorrillawarfair]

@iostboy forgot he was from Florida, it all makes sense now lol

[@willzamudio6569]

Sounds like a good time lmao

[@lewisaultman]

No better way to start the week than listening to your favorite comedian while Burp Chlamydia interrupts him.

[@joepratt9039]

It's actually starting to make me cringe after he was gone for abit, the sickler episode was sooo much better

[@lewisaultman]

@@joepratt9039 sickle cell is the man

[@kierantimlin6357]

Its a trip watching Tom ask Bert what diladid is, only a few weeks before Tom has it prescribed to him for his injuries. Hope the recovery is going well. Stay strong big dawg

[@thespartanbread]

Burnt asking Tim when his birthday is and Tom answering unprompted is a friendship I strive for

[@scrutch666]

Why is that not a tshirt yet... ‘ dr drew f.. bitches like crazy” this would spread the word faster

[@Murdock92188]

I wanted to thumbs-up this, but it’s at 69 right now. Seems sorta sacrilege

[@rogerwilco1777]

You cant spread the word about something everyone knows

[@ianmcpherson2171]

"Dr. Drew Fucks"

[@andrewtruex]

"Great more riddles"

[@SOAP1000]

Two months without Rogan and they're already planning milkshake drinking competitions.

[@kattysofatty6381]

is that a good thing?

[@GREVIEWS02]

@@kattysofatty6381 fattening. Not good.

[@andrewc31394]

@@kattysofatty6381 *whoosh*

[@MrZackxxFair]

@@GREVIEWS02 problem

[@brodyrichard263]

"I've been almost passing put alot" LMFAO Bert is a maniac

[@jackdub7740]

dude is on the brink of dead constantly, wild

[@mattduell3]

Just so casual when saying it too 😂😂

[@northodges]

I can’t believe everytime that happens tom doesn’t bring it up.

[@brodyrichard263]

@Texans Tackle gross...dont watch if you bring that energy around

[@systemdnb214]

I think they are both aware of why that is happening so that’s why they are not panicking. Otherwise, Tom would bring it up.

[@jacobelliott60]

Tom’s looks to camera are the best 😂

[@travislankford9254]

I feel like this podcast has turned into English class for Bert. Goes to show how quality of an education you get at FSU. Go Noles.

[@connorhaubursin2801]

Are we bad people if we don’t acknowledge that Bert has had a stroke back to back episodes?

[@perrywinklefartsniffer6630]

We should only worry if he gets past 4 strokes

[@BoxofRoxRacing]

I’m only watching for the chance to see him die on camera.

[@trevor5834]

It's probably a sudden loss of blood pressure causing it. Obviously not great, but hey it's better than a heart attack

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Nope!

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@BoxofRoxRacing 😁😁😁🖒🖒🖒

[@austinsapp2681]

bert is literally homer simpson

[@Vinson9119]

Can we get some “You know he’s fat right?” Shirts with Berts face on it?!

[@christianscacchetti9178]

This ☝️

[@evfields24]

Leeann is a true savage

[@mjsudela]

Should be Leanne's face

[@Vinson9119]

@@mjsudela you right :)

[@deadlytaco90]

I like how bret calls brain freeze a "cold headache"🤣

[@jonnybravo4322]

Bert: “I wanna eat something just crazy. Something with tons of chili on it, I wanna get sick”. Tom: 👁👄👁

[@Looch27]

Nobody in the history of Earth: Brent Khrysanthemums: Drownding

[@imthegrk]

Brent?

[@Looch27]

@@imthegrk yeah dude lol, Brent in place of Bert

[@tyleredwards1449]

This podcast is 99% Brent 1% Tom’s side-eye at the camera.

[@jesserenn3152]

Who's Tom? You mean Tim?

[@zacharyhickerson5391]

You mean Burnt?

[@tyleredwards1449]

@@zacharyhickerson5391 yeah i meant Barry Krystals

[@zacharyhickerson5391]

Yeah,thats what I said..blunt krystals..we're totally on the same page

[@KKrebs77]

I just imagine Tom sending Bert to space for his 50th Bday gift

[@scrappersriley]

one of the best pods y’all have dropped in a minute 💸💯 hope harrison nevel is having a good day

[@LukeH930]

I love when Bert is saying something ridiculous, and they cut to Tom, and he just looks at the camera and smiles. I lose it every time.

[@sivyllaabati1397]

"People who suffer from Korsakoff's syndrome, a dementia that results from alcohol abuse, produce fake memories of events that never took place, known as confabulations." "We Are Our Brains" - Dick Swaab

[@gregoryturner9530]

Never trust anyone named dick swaab

[@RiloXRi]

@@gregoryturner9530 Facts

[@vtecbaah8931]

Did someone forget that he is one of the greatest story teller ever!

[@Nhlplayingrn]

It actually stems from alcohol withdrawal

[@katebattista7400]

@@Nhlplayingrn if you're withdrawal from alcohol causes Korsakoff syndrome then you've been abusing it.

[@kristenmcnulty460]

"I was walking to my kitchen and I came" omg I love when Tom interrupts Bert😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

[@haye1982]

Leanne is an absolute savage. She is perfect for Bart

[@mandredan9227]

I was at the indy show way in the back watching the screen because we were so far away. You coming around on the cart made my night

[@cole3848]

RIP Brad Gobright. Legendary free solo climber. I didn't expect Tom to bring him up. Missed a knot in his rappelling gear. Always check your gear.

[@jamesthomas9619]

He was just talking, is he serious about almost passing out?...that's concerning

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

He literally fully blacked out last episode at 1 hour and 2 minutes

[@tom-ug9vx]

Maybe it’s all those peptides

[@mikebrennan5923]

It’s just some Baby Stokes, don’t worry bout it

[@robertgowdey]

I believe it is withdrawal given him panic attacks or anxiety

[@jacobchapman9803]

@@robertgowdey lmao yall need a shot

[@maxrabkin]

Bert needs a lighthouse to guide his brain for this podcast.

[@antiwhatever5391]

He didn’t tie off the end of his rope. Simple mistake...often over looked by speed climbers...this time he fell...without the knot able to hit the bottom belayer and catch in the device...the rope freely went through belayers device and he fell to his death. Tying off a rope is the first thing I tell people to do...even if we’re on a short single pitch...it should be muscle memory but like all things...humans take short cuts. Just wanted to shed some light on the climber..Brad Gobright was his name RIP. Brad was a free solo climber...his death wasn’t free soloing. Free solo climbing and Free climbing are two completely different things. Free climbing involves a rope...free solo is no rope and no aid. Just a friendly insight not being an elitist just for anyone wondering

[@Tj_frece]

Thanks brother.

[@antiwhatever5391]

@facciabella85 while climbing accidents are rare...they usually end with serious injury or death...

[@cl34n.62]

Thanks for shedding some light on the subject, as well as your insight

[@jameshedden2260]

Bert: I'm taking peptides Tom: are you feeling any different? Bert: no not really Also Bert: *nearly passes out 2 episodes in a row*

[@montcosquire166]

"He knows me so much better than you do!" Jesus that is funny as shit! Whoever is laughing in the background is so funny too. Makes me laugh my ass off everytime!

[@elliottengstrand5988]

Bert is almost 50 and doesn't know how to conjugate the verb "drown."

[@Torchforbes]

And he’s worth more money than you and I put together (probably)

[@Djdjipe]

just a bit/acting dumb. its kinda lame really.

[@CEOGaming82]

@@Torchforbes Not everyone worships the dollar like you do apparently

[@Luxocell]

Better yet: He's an English major graduate

[@johnpierre2135]

"Drownding" PLEASE DO WORDS WITH BERT! SPECIAL FEATURE NIGHTMERE

[@fourdubzero7644]

LeeAnn is a straight boss. Get that money girl.

[@lonestar1775]

"I'm doing the corporate?" "It's 25 grand!"

[@EarthdogGFX]

Why shes married to Bert

[@andrewhamell2274]

I hope this "I almost just passed out" thing is a bit.

[@Doorito_]

If it's after he laughs hard as shit, then i'm pretty sure it's true lol

[@VideoNozoki]

His face is dark-purple, that looks like being choked out.

[@yur_fav_addie]

Anybody notice that Tom seemed most shocked that Bert peed the bed. Like that was the most surprising thing of the story, how long have they been friends?

[@darthnihilus5282]

I love that we're ignoring Bart occasionally coming close to passing out.

[@ratfacekilla1839]

If he croaks all his friends are gonna be shocked,while us on youtube are saying, " we fucking mentioned him passing out on camera, so did he". And we will be the insensitive assholes.

[@smelly1444]

Nadav is trying too hard lmao. WE KNOW WHAT A LIGHTHOUSE LOOKS LIKE

[@OldBon3s]

It wasn’t Nadav. When Nadav is working you can hear his laugh.

[@Smiley-Coyote]

@@OldBon3s I heard Nadav laugh a few times in this episode. I think he’s just gotten better at googling out of sheer humiliation

[@ENigma-um8zw]

‘I also HAVE Not played any basketball’ “We should do something stupid” The Universe: you all just wait

[@johncharo1804]

I love how much my guys genuinely love each other 💙

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Bert "by the way" Krystals. Never finishes a thought on this podcast.

[@milesverbois3498]

Yeah, but he's got nine stories in his head. Give the man a break.

[@johnszczerba9979]

@@milesverbois3498 and 7 of them are mostly made up

[@MersyyLife]

I feel like this "lightheadedness" is Burt planning to fake his own death and get out rich

[@BirdOfHermes83]

He's already rich

[@MersyyLife]

@@BirdOfHermes83 indeed, making it time to do the "getting out" bit, hence the lightheadedness

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@MersyyLife I doubt he can think that far ahead lol

[@colin8570]

“The Open Boat” by Stephen Crane, classic story about being lost at sea and seeing a lighthouse in the distance

[@RejectedZombie]

I can only imagine the struggle Bert would suffer if he went on, Tahir Moore - WORDING IS HARD 😂 🤣

[@jgames01]

"I've been almost passing out a lot" says the man who is clearly close to a heart murmor or lil tickle attack.

[@carlmccartney1025]

A murmur is just an irregular heart beat, it has nothing to do with weight, my 100 pound friend has one, you're just dumb

[@rockstar2001rr]

They should do an episode where bert is on adderall and we have to guess what episode it is

[@joepratt9039]

All of them come on

[@CCCCCCCCC11]

I think it would be way too obvious

[@benjipesci5197]

I can't imagine

[@danielw2977]

Probably the episode where he has a stroke or heart attack is my guess

[@ScottiBishop]

Bert: “obviously i fell off a waterfall one time...”

[@StephenKyle91]

I’ve heard the waterfall story almost as much as the machine story out of him

[@mrbungle3310]

@@StephenKyle91 had to check if it was a reupload

[@MeticulousTechTV]

FYI, can definitely get a DWI/DUI riding an e-bike drunk. It counts as a vehicle

[@tranceient]

Any idea what brand/model that bike is?

[@MoAli-wm4of]

@@tranceient Surron MTB

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

5:15 bert is literally dying take him to a freaking cardiologist ASAP.

[@rayneweber7636]

"I was drownding ... almost got filled with water" -And this man makes money

[@peanutgallery7753]

Haha, you're jealous

[@levigoldsteinbergowitz7391]

@@peanutgallery7753 im hella jealous when people dumber than me do better in life but then again hes entertaining and dudes got fans, i dont have either of those

[@peanutgallery7753]

@@levigoldsteinbergowitz7391 So, is he dumber than you? Or is he maybe smarter than us? Maybe not as cerebral, but there is a brashness and a tenacity there that many "smart" people don't possess.

[@blainebrown8824]

Am I the only one that suffers from anxiety while listening to Bart try to talk about 5 things at once?

[@Smiley-Coyote]

You’re not alone dude.

[@justinduran1]

Today is the first day I had to actually turn it off.

[@jvmtube]

came here browsing the comment section just to take a break from one of his tangents in a story within a story within a story...

[@wilsif]

Honestly the drive in shows is starting a rebirth of using the old drive ins across the country.

[@ryanschaeffer3384]

Yeah imagine all the people who’s drive ins were failing just to have corona and Bert bring them buisness

[@Future____]

Should we be concerned that but is almost passing out frequently

[@powderandpaint14]

Someone get him to a doctor!

[@idab6864]

When did he say that? I've never noticed before

[@neighborbruce]

@@idab6864 within the first 10 minutes. It happened towards the end of last episode too.

[@idab6864]

@@neighborbruce omg I just went back and saw it it's right after he laughs hard, his heart is going to give out

[@neighborbruce]

@@idab6864 yeah its really not good 😬

[@rebeccazinsley1589]

Here’s hoping Tom picked up on “they got me an owl” and he gets Bert a lighthouse

[@urmomspapa4876]

Anyone else get sad when the episode ends. One of the best parts of my monday is when the new 2 bears 1 cave drops. Love you guys thanx for the best podcast on youtube!

[@stevenmora3282]

Let’s see how long it takes for Bret to almost pass out/die

[@nathanielwellman297]

About 5 minutes.

[@Kuje_FPV]

5:16

[@TheHiyy]

@Tim Jacuzzi Every time you look around it's life in the big city

[@C.A.D.]

I hope Tom still looks at the audience off to the side when Bert struggles to talk when they're not doing the pod

[@Supainukjj2X]

Burt “ I came a lot yesterday “ Tom “Was it 18 feet”

[@danielhill9912]

Did bert just call a brainfreeze a 'cold headache' 🥴🥴🥴 I'm shook

[@jp2783]

17:38 Tom's "Jim from the office" moment

[@Beef_Curtain]

Tom and Bert should see who can drink a 64 ounce milkshake the fastest, there will for sure be puke involved

[@VizzyTargaryen]

Bert tries podcasting once without a gallon of kool-aid and almost passes out multiple times lmfao

[@DanZazula]

Bert is someone who knows so little about practical shit, but knows so much info that no one needs to know

[@spacemonkey6070]

the fact that Bert throws himself a tiny parade after every show... says A LOT. he is hilarious and completely out of control 😂 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@buck8975]

Bert said “LGBTQ” a different way every time he said it

[@Broadluxe]

Berts dying. His skin looks the wrong color and he keeps almost passing out, something wrong with his heart or something. Get checked dude.

[@David.5.6.7.8]

He might have a stroke on the podcast

[@KN-wl4vv]

Could be dog-to-human STI transmission.

[@Matt-bq9ve]

We might actually witness him die on a podcast

[@bubbles2710]

No wonder Tommy was so excited to do a live show.

[@spencerklein4762]

No wonder famous people don't read comments. Fucking dicks. He looks fine to me.

[@peristau]

5 minutes in and he’s almost blacking out again, uh ooh

[@ryneobispo9691]

They should do a cheap trip vs an expensive trip with their wives that video would do numbers

[@fenschmen2795]

Yo Tom is a great friend, that gift was dope

[@jaymckown15]

Bert: long drawn out story about how he broke his back Tom at end of story: what was the actual injury? Bert: contusion, back contusion. A contusion is a bruise Bert. You bruised your back. Lol