Ep. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

[@mileshortman5163]

Bert speaking time: 50:33 Tom speaking time: 26:05 Times Bert derailed Tom's train of thought and changed subjects: 5

[@joseantoniocambero]

It ain’t right

[@vincenthucknall7175]

That's quite a bit for Todd

[@Awizzo4shizzo]

You need to do this for every 2 bears 1 cave episode. It makes me so happy. Hahaha

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

Honestly I thought it was more like 80/20 lol, surprised with these numbers. It's a bummer because Tommy is my favorite comedian

[@marcoescobar3305]

Is this a MasterCard commercial lmao

[@studentfilmed]

"I was being loud, talking over everyone" Man, I could barely imagine this side of Bert!

[@smashin]

Typical night with Bert I would imagine. Trying to top everyone and imagining someone said something they didn't.

[@LewisJms123]

Bert: "I'm a great house guest!" Bert, literally 3 minutes later: "I got thrown out of someone's house"

[@astonwinter]

I think Bert's got a point, what with me being his side kick and all

[@marycallahan2334]

Agenda In Mind it’s a virus not a disease. It catches (spreads)to you.

[@hoshiigaming5228]

@The Yonko i assume every time bert touches his nose is a subconscious tick when he lies

[@dannysullivan12345]

soon as he said that i knew is was politics lol

[@nickgrimes6484]

@@astonwinter For some reason, I'm willing to hear you out

[@Thejayfrancis]

When Bert eventually ends up in court-ordered rehab maybe we'll finally hear the rest of all Tom's stories.

[@ThruGoesSamilton]

🤣🤣🤣

[@westonforced-last-name-dis3560]

It’s sad that if the team read this they’d think it was a gag. No. We are genuinely sick and tired of Bert. Stand Up Tom...

[@nicksmith0015]

Lmfao

[@michaelwysner1165]

@@westonforced-last-name-dis3560 shut up

[@LieutenantDangles]

Can we get an episode where Bert wears a shock collar and every time he interrupts Tom he gets zapped.

[@VideoNozoki]

This used to be an idea that was often floated in earlier episodes. I'm surprised it lost traction, it STILL seems like a great idea (NOW even more than before). "Hurt Bert" is even on brand... TOM / YOUR MOM'S HOUSE: can we consider this????!

[@PatBrownfield-TheRainmaker]

How about everytime he stutters through the ad read

[@BTAPINEWABS]

Ahhhhhundred %

[@joshyarborough1265]

Hold on mate, hear him out.

[@vincenttripi4700]

I genuinely want to hear Tom's stories.

[@JoeDeRosasMainDitch]

I hope Tom lets Bert get a chance to talk this week.

[@foellerd]

Lol. *Said nobody ever

[@pdubzpyro]

DFOURTY 9 FR

[@dylansager6854]

U musta got the named mixxed up lmfao

[@tylerclarke5591]

Agenda In Mind the cold and flu and cancer are two very different things. Cancer just causes your cells to participate in mitosis much faster than they should. Your argument is nonsensical

[@jgray1831]

@@AgendaInMind cancer is mutated cells gone wrong and diabetes is genetic and/or developed through bad food habits. The cold and COVID are viruses that can be transmitted. You sound dumb af trying to push some agenda on a comedy podcasts comment section, not even to mention your info is wrong

[@royeaston6067]

Bert; "I don't do roast comedy" (roasts wife and kids on every recent special). 👍

[@bushtruck]

He should watch my channel and try and roast me. I take trucks into the mountains and break em. I just want people to laugh.

[@lionsmanexx]

Just came here to acknowledge the username. Cheerio teacup ☕️

[@frankzwally7434]

Bert: "all I know is I don't have orange crush, but I have orange crush"

[@StephenKyle91]

Old man whatever helps him drink 6 in a row

[@ashwhole666]

Diet orange crush and a gallon of low calorie Kool aid.gotta drink diet so you can eat 5 slices of pizza with fried eggs on em for breakfast

[@brynziegeman4203]

“I’m so in control” - the guy with a bandana tied around each wrist

[@herb6763]

yeah whats with the bandanas?

[@MrAlucardBray]

@@herb6763 they are both necktubes instead of him wearing a mask they are more comfortable and he useing them like sweatbands

[@VideoNozoki]

@@MrAlucardBray : Thanks. This answer makes a lot of sense.

[@herb6763]

@@MrAlucardBray oh I see.

[@sweatyskinfolds1385]

Ah they’re cut marks obviously

[@futbolplaya07]

“It’s just food and booze” 15 mins earlier “Xanax”

[@bpizzle420]

Benzos freak me out, I have with drawled from ativan after surgery and it was the worst feeling, it was terrifying.

[@sthomasond]

@@bpizzle420 I have wrecked two vehicles on Xanax, with little to no recollection. It annoys me how cavalier people act about one of the most dangerous substances on the market.

[@dylanharris1941]

Nadav is gonna delete the video trying to fix the saatva link

[@kevinfiddick]

Lmao

[@j_calderxn]

Why would he. This video is The Hit

[@spaghetti_legss]

Nadav is currently trying to google the best places to go into hiding

[@chadpatt44]

I literally went straight to the comments to see if someone noticed the saatva link!!!

[@enriqueshockwave7632]

Welcome to 2 Bears 1 Cave where Tom tries to tell 1 story and Brett goes off on 75 tangets

[@astonwinter]

... But he does tell awesome stories

[@connerross612]

Hol on hol on. Listen to the man. He's got somethin 'ere

[@Samantha39531]

Lyle you make a lot of sense..

[@shyamreddy6910]

But he’s done this from the beginning. So ask yourself if you enjoy it? I mean you’re still coming, right?

[@diegogomez7240]

ho' on ho' on. Ees go a poin mate

[@Kelticfury]

Nadav misspelled /theshit I am not quite sure why but this enrages me beyond all comprehension.

[@highdef718]

The intro song was also cut short... WTF NADAV!!

[@nathanielmarcum2067]

a girl called sally let’s put him in a wheelchair

[@branandon]

It’s like he was foreshadowing the punishment coming from Tom. He’s literally asking to be hit

[@sumonabatch6822]

761k YMH subscribers, and they all can do Nadav's job better than Nadav

[@Doorito_]

@@sumonabatch6822 An orange could do a better job

[@JR-rz1br]

Bert: "Here's what I believe." Strap yourselves in for the magical mystery tourrrrrrr

[@credencewikaire5703]

"I'm a great house guest" - Bert "I just got kicked outta someone's house" krenshaw

[@mtripleup]

bert krenshaw😹

[@pezpowerproductions2602]

Bert Krenshaw is a way better name.

[@Stephen_Eee]

Bert makes his daughter sound like his imaginary friend that gets him into trouble.

[@drockmcmoney]

We later figure out she was never there for any of the storys.... lol

[@keegvn6892]

This is spot on.

[@XenoTravis]

I would not be surprised if he just puts them in his stories to share his real thoughts.

[@MrHeftyFine]

@@XenoTravis just so he can say he had a co-signer on his bad habits

[@superstock101]

@@XenoTravis this one actually blew my mind, that sounds beyond plausible and approaching likely

[@alceedus]

Favorite part of this podcast is when Tom gets to talk for a total of 3 minutes

[@AmandaBurns14]

I love when Tom tells stories about his kids. Ellis sounds like a handful, but fun. Tom and CP would be fun parents to have

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

I feel like they would be amazing friends to have too

[@assmuncher3894]

Chris Hansen needs to come and see this

[@sarahcarr5275]

I bet Ellis hates singing because his Eastern Blocker blood makes him feel repulsed by anything that sparks joy.

[@williammurphy607]

I love how Tom looks at and responds to Bert as if Bert is Tom’s toddler telling him about a dream he had.

[@Sniz420]

The bert rants are seriously taking away from how good this podcast could be, tommy needs to be the lead

[@Boo_jitsu]

This is how I spend the last hour of my shift on Mondays

[@gumborambo4540]

SAME!

[@jmorales6953]

This and Bill Burrs Monday Morning Podcast

[@hibrid120]

💯💯

[@malachibain6738]

Same man

[@patrickspooner3029]

Ditto!

[@Jej171]

When I'm feeling bad about life, I just listen to Bert talk about his. It really helps. Thanks, Bert.

[@RubysWrath]

Im ok with Bert talking so much as long as Tom is having fun.

[@deepsidesurvivor9218]

Agreed his reaction speaks for the majority💯💯💯😂

[@VideoNozoki]

The thing is, TOM is a good storyteller. He knows what's funny, and when to finish the story. He would STILL give Bert plenty of time to talk (most of the show). I would like to hear a good story/ anecdote / completed thought (TOM), and then let Bert do him manic rambling until Tom has another complete thought he wants to add (finish).

[@zp3265]

I’ve listened to YMH for about 4 years and 2 bears since day one and nothing made me smile more than watching Tod try to sing to Elvis in the backseat😊

[@raymondmcguire7374]

I just spit my Koolaid out when Tom said “we only make diarrhea in here”

[@downerlane]

Bert's liver to Bert: c'mon Bert, don't be stingy

[@EvanSaltare]

After 45 episodes, I can't believe I was ever angry at Ari for trying to kill Bert.

[@derekbond8463]

Lmao

[@kjcorder]

Right?! It all makes sense

[@alaintavakoli4573]

😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@taylorjohnson425]

LMAO!!! This comment is sooo under rated!!

[@zak-a-roo264]

Hahahahhahahahhaha, BY FAR the funniest part of this show is YOU, thank you!!!

[@Phil-vs8wd]

Tom: "Does your stomach go like, 'WE ONLY MAKE DIARRHEA IN HERE" I had to pause for laughing so hard, which caused me to read the comments for today, and now my stomach is cramping from laughing.

[@nickyv1436]

Tom singing America the beautiful to his kid was what I needed today 😂

[@mattfletcher2740]

Bert really likes saying “dossier”. He’s like a little kid that just learned a new word.

[@tvcstache]

I wonder when the ‘Intervention’ episode comes out.

[@MrKaidman]

think this it

[@penniewyatt9391]

With Dr Drew.

[@pizzapunk8816]

any day now.

[@isaacmf3229]

The best compliment I can give Tom is that I tolerate listening Bert for 55 minutes just to hear him talk for the 5 minute window he has

[@sethmorse3139]

“Let’s get back to your story” 30 seconds later “I wanted to give a Xanax to Georgia one time”

[@DekkarJr]

30 seconds later: "I gave one to my Dad" Admitting to federal crimes on podcasts is fun.

[@skkeeper]

@@DekkarJr The context to me made it clear he didn't dose him.

[@DekkarJr]

@@skkeeper doesnt matter if he did or not, giving it to anyone PERIOD is a federal crime its a controlled substance.

[@skkeeper]

@@DekkarJr Did not know that. Thank you. America is even crazier on the topic of drugs than I thought

[@matthewrillera224]

@rapportus5. I bet you’re the life of the party

[@TheLegoShamen]

Listening to Bert talk about his lifestyle actually brings on anxiety

[@kendeluca7473]

I love Tom's face when Bert said Amy schumer was the most beloved comic in Ny 36:34

[@Theejake76]

Goin be listening to two bears on my way back to lake charles louisiana to a destroyed city. So glad to be smiling first time in a few days

[@thespacejam7148]

Keep that smile up BAEB. I’ve got friends in New Orleans, stay safe.

[@jordanbader9667]

Goodluck man

[@acutl05]

Bert has never actually left college

[@astonwinter]

... He did, his at the studio is he not

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

He never left Elementary School

[@peezdoc]

He has never left his very privileged upbringing and when he tries to tell stories about how he grew up without money is kinda hilarious. "My parents would eat dinner at the club a lot". Never heard him say anything about paying school loans but who paid for this idiot to go to school for 7 years? In college for 7 years and poor but just moved to the most expensive city in America to "try" stand up, a job that pays zero money when you start. He's sooo out of touch with reality it makes him funny.

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

@@peezdoc that is pretty spot on...

[@greg9268]

@@peezdoc you forgot the tons of alcohol

[@lilmemorycard]

this is good after just crying to the last episode of The Church with Joey. Tom is my new savior

[@shawnmalec6846]

I dont wanna watch it :/

[@applejacks8160]

Episode was amazing and rough to watch. Gonna miss Joey and Lee, but happy to have the vault!

[@evanjarman7794]

Shawn Malec they released the pauly shore podcast where he ate a start of death. Definitely worth a watch lol

[@invisibleduke420]

Burnt “I’m in control” Crystals

[@Alexredbluegreen]

Bert made it 5 minutes before making the entire podcast about him.

[@darknessmoto9912]

And 3 minutes of that were sponsorships

[@jrtony12345678]

I know so tired of it

[@hewasdeadwhenigotthere7109]

Didnt even watch the episode and already knew that was gonna happen smh

[@hewasdeadwhenigotthere7109]

Wont watch these because of him. Idk what burr sees in em

[@MyhorseInthegravy]

His wife does the same thing on her podcast. It's all about her.

[@Doorito_]

"The first time i gave my dad xanax..." couldn't be more floridian

[@smashin]

I don't take that stuff but don't those kind of drugs need to build up in the system? Wouldn't think it hits on the 1st try unless the dosage is high.

[@Doorito_]

@@smashin I've heard that about peoples first time smoking weed, but i think xanax is too strong to not have an effect, the real Pfizer xanax is 10 times stronger than valium. i've never tried it, so i wouldn't know for sure though

[@ScumBagInFL]

@@smashin no not at all. .25 I've seen flatline first timers so assuming bert gave his dad a 2mg bar yea it deffintly hit him aha

[@ClutchyMcScrub]

1:03:50 bert saying dr. drew is "like a legit doctor" had me dying 😂

[@kaileedani]

1 Bear, 1 Alcoholic, 1 way conversation

[@astonwinter]

As Bert's side kick, I agree

[@adventurish9197]

Owld on a minit let Ehm speak

[@de_activatedthe_band5117]

this is a perfect...**applause**

[@a.k.4o]

I suggested hanging a bottle of Titos above Tom's head. So Bert can focus

[@kevinavelar3284]

Agenda In Mind Yeah... that’s not how germ theory works

[@josephrobles5372]

“I’m an amazing house guest“ should be a shirt.

[@alextyre4488]

Whenever I feel like my life is spiraling outta control, I know I can turn on this podcast, listen to all the outrageous things bert does, and I can put a smile on and say to myself, I’m doin ok

[@danichesney1876]

Skor bar is superior. I love how Berts daughter took advantage of his drunkness and had him buy all the ben and jerrys lol

[@thestraydog]

From all the stories Bert's told, Ila seems to be the mastermind behind that household, her mind is frightening

[@tactical_philanthropy]

They know exactly when and how at this point.

[@imjustapancake3188]

@@thestraydog I always thought that as well, she’s pretty smart

[@nighthawk460]

When Burt dies, Tom will be looked at as if he could have done something. This podcast proves nobody can.

[@Audiofatuation]

Technically he could not give him the platform on the pod *every* single week to talk about himself ad nauseam. I love Tom but I think he can be codependent in his friendship w him.

[@rolln8ths]

Broooo😂😂😂

[@largehoman]

Thought this was gonna be about him being the killer. Both are just as plausible. Think about it 🤔

[@ryans1258]

Bert: How was your weekend? Tom: It was gre... Bert: I DONT REALLY CARE I JUST WANT TO HEAR MYSELF SPEAK

[@VWPhantom]

Ryan S It’s getting a bit out of hand. Tom is sure loving getting all this podcast money for not saying much haha

[@Lagunaseca13]

Bert not realizing that he’s building a tolerance to burning calories by doing so much cardio and drinking so many calories is constant humor for me

[@rustyshackleford7656]

Bert and Tom, Tom and Bert One rambles like a looney, the other can't get in a word Tom tries to tell stories and Burt won't just zip his lid There's not a chance in hell they'll find where Bert's bodies hid Here's what we call, 1 bear 1 grave

[@stenduginski2306]

UNDERRATED

[@murrdock724]

This post deserves so much more love

[@michaeltonikov]

Mr. Shackleford I presume your jeans are high and tight

[@earlymorningpodcast]

every hydro flask/thermos next to Bert i assume its Kool Aid or Tito’s and soda

[@emilyrose562]

Tito’s and Kool Aid

[@josef2012]

Tito's+Orange Crush now

[@ericasmith2397]

Red 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jhvibes3471]

He's keeping it under control today, its red kool-aid forsure

[@lenapauline8634]

I really want tom to ask every time. i want to know lol. bewildered is a start.

[@willyradan3187]

you guys really help me with my depression honestly, thank you for doing this. much love.

[@jordanbader9667]

Last time I was this early berts dog still had a hymen

[@wateronmarzz]

😭😭😭

[@shadowspectrum]

No, Bart told me she broke it riding horses, it's fine.

[@superdoopercooper1962]

Lmfao

[@pgibboo]

jordan bader the most underrated comment so far

[@caseybishop9642]

I’m enjoying seeing Tom make the shift from traditional entertainment hosted online to a true internet entertainer.

[@markcritchfield8045]

I grew up on tomato sandwiches. I just got a whole new appreciation for bert.

[@seandugan4184]

Bernt staight up DELETES beers

[@likwidmagik]

He cancels them.

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Who? You mean brett?

[@educortazarc]

@@RolandSpecialSauce Breast

[@educortazarc]

Crabshell

[@mattlewis5358]

Bert is an alcoholic.

[@Kyronite]

I hope nobody gets murdered/fired for misspelling the saatva overlay. Pray for the ymh crew tonight yall

[@Goldmoon64]

Especially after the emphasis on pronunciation...

[@jamesvint8623]

I'm sure Tim will be reasonable. It's not like he goes on and on about how proud he is that they got that specific URL.

[@ManualBreathing]

Burnt - "Not to trump your story, but..." That should be the tagline for 2B1C, it perfectly sums up every episode.

[@marycallahan2334]

Manual Breathing Bert’s incessant need for attention, combined with the fact that he wipes his ass with his hands, has poor oral hygiene and doesn’t bathe properly, would definitely get on my nerves. No thanks.

[@LBBKPHILLY]

"I want to get control of my life. " Burnt Chrysler's funniest statement ever.

[@rybaus]

This shows real title should be Tom listens to Bert’s story about his alcoholism

[@hoebloify]

Did like 100 squats - Actual count: 7

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

In sets of 2 and rested 20 min between each set and got 1 rep on the last one.

[@therealjlil]

@@RolandSpecialSauce u went too far

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

@@therealjlil it's never too far

[@RiamuBerru]

Eats 7000cals, does 20cals worth of squats to make up for it hahaha

[@Hmglassworks]

"Book note, I wanna book note somthing" i guess bert doesn't read enough to know its a book mark

[@DND09]

"Morons shouldn't be allowed to read"

[@colin8570]

I love how 90% of what Bert talks about he says he can’t say, yet he somehow says so much personal shit about everyone. So it really makes me wonder what he can’t say.

[@donalddab-lv3fo]

Just wanted to say I have anxiety attacks and panic attacks all the time. Listening to you guys helps me clear my head and calm down and laugh thank you

[@1234567890sunshine]

In life you definitely have your indoor friends and your outdoor friends. Bert is an outdoor friend...

[@joseporras7804]

I don't think bart realizes he is everything he thinks he isn't.

[@derris3989]

he actually has absolutely 0 self awareness. he doesnt realize anything.

[@jakel7213]

@@derris3989 I used to think he was just playing that up a bit for podcasts, but I'm starting to think he's not exaggerating lmao.

[@hoshiigaming5228]

If "lack of self awareness" had a picture, it would be of bert

[@joseporras7804]

@@hoshiigaming5228 hahahha your comment made me laugh

[@jonathannagel7427]

He doesn’t even realize how Tom fuels his bullshit bonfire & (when allowed to speak) guides Bent’s monologues

[@jacobparsons8179]

how many people said “lyle” out loud when they couldn’t figure it out

[@astonwinter]

I did, kinda sad that he forgot about me

[@lylechipperson5913]

fawkn evarione

[@RyanWbjj170]

Lol yup

[@lyleminjares7263]

yup

[@connerross612]

I kept saying LIAM!!!!

[@Broot603]

For Episode 50 YMH should see how long Bert can go the ENTIRE episode without speaking 1 word - for a cash prize (I bet he goes 6 minutes TOPS)

[@yakobmorley]

Broot or just how long he can go without talking about himself 🤣🤣

[@littlefrog9553]

Bert should take a vow of silence for Sober October.

[@Yes_that1]

😂😂 He wouldn’t get past the Tom open without laughing and then responding

[@mikemccomb2704]

He listens well on billbert

[@damianmarshall5090]

I love how Bert saying “I don’t know if this will work like I think it would” is the most accurate thing for his thought process on pretty much everything ever

[@joebobahead]

Sometimes I think I drink too much. And then I listen to Bert talk and I feel like I'm doing just fine!

[@RED-pr5ok]

Bert: I'm a great houseguest, I don't know why people lump me in with the "Don't invite that guy here" crowd Also Bert: I got kicked out of a friends house last night.

[@dakotaw2527]

Bert: it's just food and booze Also Bert: I LOVE Xanax IT'S SOOO GOOD

[@astonwinter]

... It is good though

[@dakotaw2527]

@@astonwinter also highly addictive and definitely not a good combination to booze. Don't get me wrong I love half a bar every now and then but Bert's too dumb to know the risks

[@carynmartin6053]

It's a fairly common way to OD by accident

[@dmacklive9793]

I love that Tim endorses beds that sit up for you now, like he didn't have a whole ass bit about how useless they are.

[@bartleskeet1623]

Getting old changes a man

[@johncole4882]

@@bartleskeet1623 money*

[@michaelscotch3835]

@@johncole4882 getting old changes a money

[@imjustapancake3188]

@@bartleskeet1623 no he just goes with Berts bullshit, don’t you see how he persuades and encourages him?

[@romansauce17]

This episode needs to be in the hall of fame

[@more_bumps_ahead]

Bert is so genuine about that shame condition - it's like he's speaking from my own history.

[@reedbruv2638]

" i am a good house guest" just got kicked out of a friends place

[@HatchetSwinginDrumma]

Looks like nadav is getting that wheelchair after misspelling that saatva ad

[@XxSircampsalotXx]

Time for my weekly dose of listening to Brent talk out of his ass while Tim nods and gets a couple words in.

[@dannymckenzie8329]

I love how many tangents happen in the first 15 minutes lmao it fits my attention span almost flawlessly.

[@austezygotKUSH]

I love Tom on this podcast!

[@SR-kt7jc]

I wonder if Bert has ever smoked his dandruff.

[@astonwinter]

... He didn't

[@nickgrimes6484]

Only the dry dab king could face that kinda smoke! Long live the king!

[@biggreasy1221]

Feel like that’s more of a snorter and yeah he definitely has

[@natjonestower3035]

Doubt it, but he's probably mixed slimfast in a milkshake because it makes it "healthy".

[@SR-kt7jc]

@@astonwinter Damn Lyle, you Brits are no fun

[@kruger14]

10 milligram Tom definitely did the ads to start off this podcast

[@christophersanchez5719]

Wasn't he trippin when he was dosed with molly 😂😂😂😂"high cholesterol high blood pressure " but lemme take this xanx and whiskey

[@jordanevans7064]

Toms reaction when Bert tells him he was eating nonstop tomato mayonnaise sandwich’s was the best part

[@jackaszbros1000]

Best Podcast out there. The format and camaraderie is out of this world.

[@jmydn2]

bert's spiralling hard man

[@ryans86711]

I cannot put into words how surprised I am that Bert has self-control when it comes to giving his daughter a Xanax when she's having a panic attack, but he has no self-control when he sees a cute dog in front of him.

[@Stealth1919]

Hey, pugs need love too

[@slados1]

yeah... keep your dogs far away from Brent, people

[@callmetiger7186]

I’m really diggin Brents style with the bandanas round the wrists. Boy....I’m gonna feel weird if it turns out he’s been cuttin again 🙄

[@TheHarmmm]

He's like Johnny Depp. Does Johnny Depp also pick his nose and eat it?

[@Alix1833]

Its just his mask ...but its def a look.

[@dmanm85]

He was hanging out with Pauly Shore

[@DNYGdj]

Where is the humor in this comment? Lmao

[@PoetOnTheRun]

Probably BUFFs. I'm a runner and wrap them around my wrists...all purpose round hankies.

[@IrishGary1]

God i fucking love this podcast so much. So effortlessly funny and natural. Lets enjoy it for the few years of Bert we have left

[@shawnaforrest368]

Bert: “I want dirt on...” my guess is Rogan was under that bleep.

[@OptionalDilemma]

Why?

[@noahrichards7948]

Same

[@Russellm07]

Tom: *Has Seinfeld over at his house* Bert: *Pulls a Larry David and gets kicked out of someone's house*

[@michaeltonikov]

Call it "The Costanza"

[@aGhOsToFtHeFoRmEr]

Bert is slowly inventing a whole range of imaginary friends to escape reality

[@astonwinter]

I wouldn't say imaginary...

[@darkparallax8459]

Lyle Cable oh hey Lyle.

[@linuxatheist5361]

Imaginary friends only get accused of horrific shit if you want them to.

[@adam3350]

Gotta get the new LA crew together now that Rogan is gone.

[@clintonleonard5187]

Lmfao. Lyle is one of the funniest things to come out of this podcast.

[@marz007fly77]

If I'm being completely honest. I'd probably kick Brett out of my house too.

[@rolln8ths]

Exactly ! Bert thinks cause he’s a “celebrity” he can do what he wants and it’s funny

[@michaeltonikov]

💯%

[@TheBip666]

Bert looks like the type of guy that would sell his kids for a microwaved ham sandwich after not eating for 5 hours

[@agollumcalledgandalf]

He would let you stab him for a ham sandwich, because he probably thinks it can't be that bad and he can aaaaahundred percent take it like a man

[@RR-dq1bi]

34:40 tom's laugh says he's joking, his face says he's not...

[@MeticulousTechTV]

Dude, Bert's been drunk for like, 87 days straight now. Imagine that...

[@TivoYourEbay_0]

UHHHHHH-Hundred%

[@timstradley5819]

87 days sober too

[@MonkJordanMusic]

Those days don’t count. He is currently the most sober he has been. Unless it’s the weekend or the week or there is an event that requires it.

[@MrSpeedyAce]

Wesly Marshall The man drinks on the treadmill. Nuff said.

[@max.aura10k]

I was drunk for 3 years straight once, only time I wasn’t was when I was asleep lol. A l c o h o l I s m

[@mattfrye2640]

Lmao when he says “we” grew tomatoes and “we” made sauce... it was for sure 100% LeAnn

[@kevinmark072]

I'm sure that Leeann grew the tomatoes but I have heard in many podcasts with Leeann that bert is a good cook and does most of the cooking when he is home

[@SullyReviews5000]

Bert - I’m a great houseguest Also Bert - I got kicked out of someone’s house on Saturday

[@cheebah7109]

10 beers on a big break is a buzz forsure

[@josephzuniga3964]

My grandpas a retired Vietnam Green Barret/ LEO who still does PI if you’re interested... Him and top dog can share stories 🤷🏻‍♂️