Ep. 78 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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@teddylite7892
@teddylite7892 3 жыл бұрын
I've noticed that most of Bart's "best sleep of his life" stories are actually his body trying to recover from alcohol binging
@eltoro969
@eltoro969 3 жыл бұрын
Bobby tried (indirectly) to say to Bert he had to stop on an ep on Tiger Belly 2-3 years ago. Bert got the hint but tried to smooth out the problem.. In front of an addict (Bobby). Now he is doing bits about it. As a recovered alcoholic, the alarm signals are just off the scale now. He is probably doing Adderall to be able to do these podcasts. If he doesn`t stop now, his heart will.
@littlefrog9553
@littlefrog9553 3 жыл бұрын
@@eltoro969 I have been saying for a while now that he appears to be on adderall, which also makes you more likely to interrupt people/speak over them, and increases anxiety.
@elizabethmccleary7331
@elizabethmccleary7331 3 жыл бұрын
@Cookie Monster that was a joke
@xandermander6035
@xandermander6035 3 жыл бұрын
@@elizabethmccleary7331 what exactly?
@coleworld5902
@coleworld5902 3 жыл бұрын
Bert “what if I knocked out The Game?” Berts very next thought “I lost a tooth eating string cheese one time”
@Spookybetts
@Spookybetts 3 жыл бұрын
“Google - What’s the worst injury in boxing?” “...death”
@kennybuttons1763
@kennybuttons1763 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@pancreations7341
@pancreations7341 3 жыл бұрын
Bert: I'm right there Translation: I went to LAX the same day it happened
@gm6xs1976
@gm6xs1976 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure burnt was the one who recorded that,, you can hear him in video, if he didn't record then person next to him did
@travis3401
@travis3401 3 жыл бұрын
@@gm6xs1976 def sounds like him saying: “ oh my god, This is crazy...”
@gm6xs1976
@gm6xs1976 3 жыл бұрын
@@travis3401 99.9%his voice lol
@kodymcbanks1
@kodymcbanks1 3 жыл бұрын
More like, he was in LA that day.
@kwoni3337
@kwoni3337 3 жыл бұрын
@@gm6xs1976 went and watched the video by itself. Definitely not him, you hear the guy talk a bit
@Xenoman14
@Xenoman14 3 жыл бұрын
Listening to the podcast is sometimes like listening to someone helping their 100 year old Grandmother login to facebook.
@Camera1production
@Camera1production 3 жыл бұрын
And nadav is that grandmother
@willloman812
@willloman812 3 жыл бұрын
How does Nadav have job
@zz3n428
@zz3n428 3 жыл бұрын
no Nadav isn't the grandmother it's Bert Krenshaw who is,
@coffeeabuse
@coffeeabuse 3 жыл бұрын
Like a grandmother who gets her Facebook account hijacked on the regular
@tylerbluhm4266
@tylerbluhm4266 3 жыл бұрын
It’s also similar to listening to 100 100 years olds podcasts at the same time
@williamphelps8550
@williamphelps8550 3 жыл бұрын
And on this week’s episode of “Patient Friend Listens to his Best Friend Go through a Breakdown”..
@S4lvadorHuert4
@S4lvadorHuert4 3 жыл бұрын
Bert vs the Game fight terms: $10MM to the Game $5MM to Bert. For every 30 seconds Bert survives he takes a mil from the Game. This creates incentive for Bert to last and for the Game to end it quick.
@Stacey_-bf2mb
@Stacey_-bf2mb 3 жыл бұрын
Okay Machiavelli
@zeroa69
@zeroa69 3 жыл бұрын
That's fucking brilliant
@RealmDesigner
@RealmDesigner 3 жыл бұрын
Bart would be bashed around the head so much he might end the fight as a normal, well-ajusted human.
@kristin4979
@kristin4979 3 жыл бұрын
This needs to be the format of the Mayweather/Paul "fight."
@K-wq5zl
@K-wq5zl 3 жыл бұрын
Tom: "Everyone would start with Bobby Lee" "I'm not cleared to do things and I could beat him up right now" Tom 2 minutes later: "No to anyone who wrestled in high school" our boy Bobby's about to get that moneyyy
@smoovegutierrez541
@smoovegutierrez541 3 жыл бұрын
As per usual sleeping on the slept king
@ErnestJHobbs
@ErnestJHobbs 3 жыл бұрын
I literally posted the same chain 😅
@AirDwindler402
@AirDwindler402 3 жыл бұрын
Bobby would thrash both of these guys. He's actually been through shit.
@slmott399
@slmott399 3 жыл бұрын
Slept King will check your oil, he don't give a fuck.
@ElkinsEric
@ElkinsEric 3 жыл бұрын
@Andrew McKenzie once Steebee’s face turned red and he started raging out, it’d be OVER!!
@matthewnilan
@matthewnilan 3 жыл бұрын
Nadav forgetting those Ads in the beginning for the KZbin algorithm... he’s getting a good beating later by Tim
@TheMaverick765
@TheMaverick765 3 жыл бұрын
a good adjustment*
@edwardkaszynski8446
@edwardkaszynski8446 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheMaverick765 he needs it tbh
@matthewnilan
@matthewnilan 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheMaverick765 long time coming
@jb1996BLOP
@jb1996BLOP 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, a channel with 900k subscribers is already in the algorithm a lot lol
@sugamanspodcast
@sugamanspodcast 3 жыл бұрын
Even though Tom is younger, he is totally the older brother in this relationship.
@josephwedding9839
@josephwedding9839 3 жыл бұрын
Burnt vs The game in mma? Khabib: I hear you are the machine. I train you now.
@davidwills5365
@davidwills5365 3 жыл бұрын
Send location
@newsrapper
@newsrapper 3 жыл бұрын
Smash the game
@mikeheller3071
@mikeheller3071 3 жыл бұрын
Text has no tone. I have been saying this for years. This fact makes the generation that mainly communicate via text totally tok'd imo...unless the parents actually talk to their kids.
@blainebrown8824
@blainebrown8824 3 жыл бұрын
I dont think their views on alcohol are aligned.... maybe rampage jackson?
@ginglebret
@ginglebret 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know about y'all, but I always put my money on overweight, mouth breathing alcoholics.
@MeticulousTechTV
@MeticulousTechTV 3 жыл бұрын
This episode made me realize what a crime it was that they never had Bert on Drunk History... Bruhhhh
@ceemolecule
@ceemolecule 3 жыл бұрын
Everything Bert says is DH
@BadCookWhoJudgesChefs
@BadCookWhoJudgesChefs 3 жыл бұрын
He's the human personification of Drunk History
@menwithven8114
@menwithven8114 3 жыл бұрын
These podcasts are always like a time capsule from 2 weeks ago lol
@ThePaqui
@ThePaqui 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah cause that KD shit old
@chrisv9000
@chrisv9000 3 жыл бұрын
Bert: wants to be taken seriously Also Bert: “Jamie Kennedy is such a good actor”
@BadCookWhoJudgesChefs
@BadCookWhoJudgesChefs 3 жыл бұрын
He's better than they are. So of course they said that lol.
@95davidt1
@95davidt1 3 жыл бұрын
Bert making his wife sleep on the couch and dont see anything wrong with that maybe that second wife will be coming quicker than he tought 😂
@Jdonkey86
@Jdonkey86 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed and can't wait for the stories
@K-d7yP
@K-d7yP 3 жыл бұрын
@@Big_Thony I love Bert and all, but he seems like he’s definitely in the wrong on this one
@imjustapancake3188
@imjustapancake3188 3 жыл бұрын
@@Big_Thony just say you hate assertive, powerful, and strong women and go..
@Cschneef
@Cschneef 3 жыл бұрын
Bert - "we might just live in separate bedrooms" Tom - "ya thats always a good sign" divorce incoming sorry bert
@eltoro969
@eltoro969 3 жыл бұрын
My guess is she is having an affair.
@henkiedebomb
@henkiedebomb 3 жыл бұрын
@@eltoro969 Dr Drew?
@Literallyjustafatbird
@Literallyjustafatbird 3 жыл бұрын
@@henkiedebomb Dr. Screw
@breakfastattiffanys741
@breakfastattiffanys741 2 жыл бұрын
Dude men SNORE like monsters and fart in their sleep. I absolutely adore my partner but sleep in different bed. There would be a murder if I had to sleep with that noise.
@Shrapnel92
@Shrapnel92 3 жыл бұрын
If Bert's Michael Rapaport impression sounds like that I'd hate to hear his Gilbert Gottfried impression.
@Cyxz666
@Cyxz666 3 жыл бұрын
Have you heard his Matt Damon impression from Good Will Hunting?
@Jake_IBS
@Jake_IBS 3 жыл бұрын
Where's Sasso when you need a legit Rappaport impression
@booyahinc
@booyahinc 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah - way too complimentary to Rapaport. It needs about 300% more douche bag.
@codysanders6299
@codysanders6299 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds better than actually listening to Michael Rapaport speak.
@jordansutton2942
@jordansutton2942 3 жыл бұрын
Hey man stop giving him ideas
@kuza3318
@kuza3318 3 жыл бұрын
I hope Brent's Mike Tyson impression manifests into a boxing match.
@Mike-gu4xx
@Mike-gu4xx 3 жыл бұрын
big part of brents delusions are thinking someone as famous as tyson would get involved...how many ppl does he call per episode who dont answer the phone
@Cyge240sx
@Cyge240sx 3 жыл бұрын
Ahh it is Monday, Time to celebrate my power.
@asherosu
@asherosu 3 жыл бұрын
Bert: Is that Jamie Kennedy?! He’s such a good actor. SUCH a good actor!! Tom: Yeah... he is, but that’s not him
@tobe1207
@tobe1207 3 жыл бұрын
How tf is he a good actor?
@asherosu
@asherosu 3 жыл бұрын
@@tobe1207 obviously you haven’t seen his outstanding performance in “The Mask 2: Son of the Mask” it received 2.2/10 on IMDB and is 6% on Rotten Tomatoes 😂
@faithresigns
@faithresigns 3 жыл бұрын
I'm literally OBSESSED with Jamie Kennedy.... and good actors. I am totally OBSESSED with good actors.
@asherosu
@asherosu 3 жыл бұрын
@@faithresigns uh hundred percent
@captainhowdy9297
@captainhowdy9297 3 жыл бұрын
@@asherosu or Mali-BOOO!'s Most Wanted
@shawncorcoran3501
@shawncorcoran3501 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, Nadav laughing is the best lmao
@keepfeatherinitbrothaaaa
@keepfeatherinitbrothaaaa 3 жыл бұрын
Burnt's signing those divorce papers and getting on the 90-day fiance in about 2 years, mark my words.
@sammyspaceship3635
@sammyspaceship3635 3 жыл бұрын
Bert literally cannot imagine not being able to find a shirtless pic of another dude
@rockerrocklee
@rockerrocklee 3 жыл бұрын
It's great that even when he's sober, listening to Burnt talk about history sound like an episode of Drunk History.
@RolandSpecialSauce
@RolandSpecialSauce 3 жыл бұрын
He's never sober though.
@brockmeade4450
@brockmeade4450 3 жыл бұрын
He had a can of liquid death in front of him. I just assume that’s alcohol
@KefkaTheDemiGod
@KefkaTheDemiGod 3 жыл бұрын
@@brockmeade4450 liquid death is a brand of water, not alcohol
@Madagon367
@Madagon367 3 жыл бұрын
Pre-recorded is fine as long as Bert gets the treatment he needs in rehab but I am also very much ready for the guest hosts.
@robertfrost8264
@robertfrost8264 3 жыл бұрын
Get used to it until June or July.
@toastedjoe1013
@toastedjoe1013 3 жыл бұрын
He's filming The Machine movie in Europe with Mark Hamill.
@goatpepperherbaltea7895
@goatpepperherbaltea7895 3 жыл бұрын
He’s movie makin in tinas tribe land
@ricker76er
@ricker76er 3 жыл бұрын
@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 Tina has a tribe? I’ve never heard her mention it (less than five times a podcast). Lol
@MonkeyT78
@MonkeyT78 3 жыл бұрын
Wait he's leaving? Dam I might actually watch the show now
@nr.17
@nr.17 3 жыл бұрын
Bobby Lee wrestled in High School, might be a little more of a challenge than they realize
@luisattack
@luisattack 3 жыл бұрын
Love a previously recorded episode that talks about things that happened 2 months ago
@OffensiveHumor420
@OffensiveHumor420 3 жыл бұрын
according to the instagram posts, looks like this was recorded March 30
@fomurillo1024
@fomurillo1024 3 жыл бұрын
Bert- "i LOVE history" Also Bert- "when did they abolish slavery in the US?" Lol
@niteshade8546
@niteshade8546 3 жыл бұрын
"Let's talk about current events but put the episodes out 3 weeks after we talk about it." "Can I be hung over and drink Kool aide while we do it?"
@aarondonald1611
@aarondonald1611 3 жыл бұрын
"Let's also dryly read some texts between KD and Rapaport and get mad when Nadav doesn't automatically adjust the image to be fully readable immediately."
@MrHighSchoolVlogs
@MrHighSchoolVlogs 3 жыл бұрын
Was just gonna make a very similar comment lol I’ll never understand this
@micahatencio
@micahatencio 3 жыл бұрын
Think its cause berts out of town for a while so they had to backlog episodes. They talked about it a few episodes ago
@niteshade8546
@niteshade8546 3 жыл бұрын
@@micahatencio right. So they sat down to backlog an episode with a (at the time) current event. That's the flaw I'm pointing out.
@thatguy9000able
@thatguy9000able 3 жыл бұрын
I come for Tom and Bert and stay for the guy laughing in the back, gets me every time
@doctorpirateshields
@doctorpirateshields 3 жыл бұрын
It's like the perfect volume for it ahhaha
@Hail2daChief
@Hail2daChief 3 жыл бұрын
Rappaport conveniently deleted his comebacks to what Kevin Durant was saying until it got to the point where he decided he wanted to bring up Charity but he deleted every other comment that he made
@alphaotter95
@alphaotter95 3 жыл бұрын
even funnier hes trying to tell Kd to go help some random poor black neighborhood in NY when KD isn't even from NY and Rapaport is.
@NaruBrilu
@NaruBrilu 3 жыл бұрын
Not only that you can tell that was when he decided he was gonna show the screenshots n stuff. Bcuz he started getting all pc and being like go help charity you goofball. He's such a bitch lmao. The trashtalk king? Can dish it out but once one person comes at u, you cant take it so you have to lawyer up and sue lmfao gtfo
@peanutgallery7753
@peanutgallery7753 3 жыл бұрын
That whole thing was wild. What bothered me though is that this happened 2-3 weeks ago. If you are going to talk about current events, the eps shouldn't be kept in the tank for that long. Not that I mind all that much, like the show and YMH more generally - but is there really that much that has to get edited? I could see there being more on YMH, but this is just 2 dudes (really 1 dude) talking.
@NaruBrilu
@NaruBrilu 3 жыл бұрын
@@peanutgallery7753 tom is moving to texas, and bert has some sort of new movie or something he's filming. So they had to bank up on a few episodes. It'll probably be like this for another 3-4 episodes or however long it takes to finish what they r doing
@commanderjonson2610
@commanderjonson2610 3 жыл бұрын
They’re both garbage people
@colelemmenes8125
@colelemmenes8125 3 жыл бұрын
So Berts low key divorced and doesn’t want to tell his kids
@eltoro969
@eltoro969 3 жыл бұрын
She has an affair. The story when he said he was in LA when she thought he was out of the state tells it all.
@duncanstewartbass
@duncanstewartbass 3 жыл бұрын
@@eltoro969 bruh hit us with a time stamp
@dtaylor1539
@dtaylor1539 3 жыл бұрын
@@eltoro969 You've said this a couple of times in the comments. I'm just not hearing where you're getting that from. Elaborate please
@johnchamberlain5714
@johnchamberlain5714 3 жыл бұрын
Whoever is editing this needs to show the actual fights in the videos instead of Bret and Tim staring blankly at the screen.
@auraglasswerks4900
@auraglasswerks4900 3 жыл бұрын
No shit takes all of a second and a half to pull up the Game versus 40 Glocc... that’s the fight Tom is thinking of. NADAV IS GOOGLING!!!
@Erika11Garcia
@Erika11Garcia 3 жыл бұрын
It’s hard enough for Native to google. To ask him to edit something in is like asking a monkey to do your taxes
@child_warlord
@child_warlord 3 жыл бұрын
🎶nadav is editing
@ayron419
@ayron419 3 жыл бұрын
I think it's intentional. Might get demonitized if you show that kind of stuff.
@Corkoth55
@Corkoth55 3 жыл бұрын
Native's marawana cigarette addiction is really showing in his work
@Phi1618033
@Phi1618033 3 жыл бұрын
Bart: "Let's do a promo where I get knocked the fuck out." Tim: "Love it."
@DMan-G
@DMan-G 3 жыл бұрын
Betrand has not jogged an inch and is slamming Tito’s all day long. He’s so red.
@MisterChief1117
@MisterChief1117 3 жыл бұрын
Sunburn
@markrennie86
@markrennie86 3 жыл бұрын
his face always looks fucking filthy.
@boardrfolif3
@boardrfolif3 3 жыл бұрын
@@markrennie86 Pool showers don't exfoliate the face
@imjustapancake3188
@imjustapancake3188 3 жыл бұрын
And his eyes are really dark.. I’m fucking worried about him.
@imjustapancake3188
@imjustapancake3188 3 жыл бұрын
@@boardrfolif3 pool showers? 😳
@Dadodaw
@Dadodaw 3 жыл бұрын
Larry David is 73 Bart: He can fight, he's in great shape
@blainebrown8824
@blainebrown8824 3 жыл бұрын
So cool to hear Tom bring up Whataburger!! Welcome to TX Tom!!
@stephenkolman5727
@stephenkolman5727 3 жыл бұрын
Tom will also love the whatashit that comes afterwards.
@blainebrown8824
@blainebrown8824 3 жыл бұрын
@@stephenkolman5727 he's already used to horrible shits. He'll be fine. Just paint the bowl and wash it away.
@haraldsletterod
@haraldsletterod 3 жыл бұрын
The look on Tom`s face in the end when he said I LOVE YOU. That`s one worried buddy right there.
@cameroncolbert2715
@cameroncolbert2715 3 жыл бұрын
It’s kinda amazing how casually Bert talks about being an alcoholic and his poor relationship with his wife. It really seems like he doesn’t see anything wrong with it
@mattc.9927
@mattc.9927 3 жыл бұрын
COMEDY
@mondegreenn
@mondegreenn 3 жыл бұрын
it’s an elaborate character study
@agi4nth4mster3
@agi4nth4mster3 3 жыл бұрын
Different strokes for different folks.
@travisrobarge5741
@travisrobarge5741 3 жыл бұрын
Man this podcast is going to be amazing after Burt's divorce
@besitstookeezbeshzhacuz9371
@besitstookeezbeshzhacuz9371 3 жыл бұрын
The pen is out!!!!..?.?.
@Vann_Scale_Modeling
@Vann_Scale_Modeling 3 жыл бұрын
Is he for real splitting with ole whatshername?
@travisrobarge5741
@travisrobarge5741 3 жыл бұрын
@@Vann_Scale_Modeling maybe but idk it was just a joke lol he plays up his character 10X for the camera I bet they're fine
@Vann_Scale_Modeling
@Vann_Scale_Modeling 3 жыл бұрын
@@travisrobarge5741 100%. As much as I love him, he still wears me out sometimes. LeAnn is a saint for sticking with him
@babdabubda5266
@babdabubda5266 3 жыл бұрын
I’m from the future. Burnt actually lets Tom finish a sentence this podcast.
@raytrumble1994
@raytrumble1994 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@user-vp8sd4qd1x
@user-vp8sd4qd1x 3 жыл бұрын
You lied
@ItsJoKeZ
@ItsJoKeZ 3 жыл бұрын
FAKE PROPHET
@MonkeyT78
@MonkeyT78 3 жыл бұрын
I came to attempt watching another one of these shit shows, if ur lying im gonna bust
@nickychasse1588
@nickychasse1588 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao I saw this I'm like okay bet. We both lost the bet already lmfao
@mrquik
@mrquik 3 жыл бұрын
Monday’s are my favorite because I get to listen to a new episode of 2 bears 1 cave & Bad Friends. Thanks for all the laughs!
@YMHCoolGuy
@YMHCoolGuy 3 жыл бұрын
Sure sounds like Bart and Leann are having an amazing marriage lol
@smashin
@smashin 3 жыл бұрын
Doesn't she do some of his scheduling and business stuff? Marriage seems more like a business thing now.
@littlefrog9553
@littlefrog9553 3 жыл бұрын
@@smashin She's his handler. Bert's a semi-functional alcoholic, who would probably be dead if if weren't for LeeAnn and the girls to ground him. This man genuinely thought he could take on the Game for over a solid minute. Imagine what he would do if he was in control of his own finances, health, etc.
@haywoodbrandon2437
@haywoodbrandon2437 3 жыл бұрын
Jordan Collins is a Gracie Black Belt now. He got three promotions in one night to get his black belt. Lot of respect for him in the community.
@stompingpeak2043
@stompingpeak2043 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@sab-z2170
@sab-z2170 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m a big game fan, I like board games” -Bruce Kerscher
@16karoniates
@16karoniates 3 жыл бұрын
These mis- spelled names are getting out of hand now lol
@sab-z2170
@sab-z2170 3 жыл бұрын
@@16karoniates one of the greatest memes I’ve ever seen like cmon now 😭
@leppycon
@leppycon 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how fast Bert's decline will be when Leeann leaves him
@danielpenrodii2389
@danielpenrodii2389 3 жыл бұрын
Once those kids leave the house and go to (community) college, the split is coming!
@agfb4039
@agfb4039 3 жыл бұрын
She’s not leaving
@danielpenrodii2389
@danielpenrodii2389 3 жыл бұрын
@@agfb4039 You’re right, she’ll be kicked out. Bert goes full Bert and marries five different young TikTok stars
@danielpenrodii2389
@danielpenrodii2389 3 жыл бұрын
@@Big_Thony In English, please
@phill8008
@phill8008 3 жыл бұрын
Tom saying he won't fight someone who wrestled in high school, but he wants to take on Bobby Lee
@SwabLevy
@SwabLevy 3 жыл бұрын
I'd put money on Bobby
@uncledron5287
@uncledron5287 3 жыл бұрын
I would bet Bobby too. That red rage!! But he would have to have a full night's sleep.
@danb7601
@danb7601 3 жыл бұрын
@@uncledron5287 You mean a full days sleep XD
@ismichi
@ismichi 3 жыл бұрын
2B1C vs The Lee Brothers
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 3 жыл бұрын
Bart: "She wasn't happy anymore when she found out I was in town" Also Bart: "I get mad at my wife if she wants to share a bedroom with me, and I make her sleep on the couch with the dogs"
@nicholasnixon1311
@nicholasnixon1311 3 жыл бұрын
Divorced by 2023 guaranteed
@queenofthearies111
@queenofthearies111 3 жыл бұрын
You act like she's not happy to not be sleeping with his snoring a$$ 🤣
@bbyjohn11
@bbyjohn11 3 жыл бұрын
I’m definitely at the point where I assume if Bert says anything the opposite is the truth.
@spyczech
@spyczech 3 жыл бұрын
As a historian I can see he lowkey summed things up pretty well RE the Congo, surprisingly enough
@kodymcbanks1
@kodymcbanks1 3 жыл бұрын
It took you this long?
@imjustapancake3188
@imjustapancake3188 3 жыл бұрын
@@kodymcbanks1 yeth
@alisonwilkerson9206
@alisonwilkerson9206 3 жыл бұрын
I'm new to comments, but I looove you guys! It's like I have you in my living room. Just like listening to it!
@ja5304
@ja5304 3 жыл бұрын
Brent looking like E.T. All cuddled up in a bike basket
@lawrenceooze7947
@lawrenceooze7947 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the guy in the back dies laughing anytime Bert compliments himself XD
@Zack_Keen
@Zack_Keen 3 жыл бұрын
Please tell me the “‘If you’re looking for answers, then Q-Anon’s Got Them!’-The Machine” t-shirt is in the works. 🤣😂 Holy hell that’s gold!
@For_The_Watch
@For_The_Watch 3 жыл бұрын
Tom- Bobby Lee would be number one, I’m all R worded and I could still Smash Bobby Lee Also Tom- No to anyone who wrestled in high school Bobby- *explodes*
@williampabes1470
@williampabes1470 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like every episode Segura gets a little bit more over Bert 😂
@Pizzle745
@Pizzle745 3 жыл бұрын
I wish Tim was at the airport. He would have yelled "SooWoo", thrown a suitcase into the middle of the fight and then fallen down and broke his arm!
@ravenrunaway
@ravenrunaway 3 жыл бұрын
You can literally hear Bert in the Tekashi fight video 😂😂😭😭
@yupitsethan
@yupitsethan 3 жыл бұрын
The moment of pause/thought that Tim has to take after everything Burnt says is what I live for in this show.
@Nastynati0513
@Nastynati0513 3 жыл бұрын
imagine being bigger than your body guard, never noticed how large the game is.
@jb1996BLOP
@jb1996BLOP 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes a body guard beats someone up a little so you don't go to jail....
@jb1996BLOP
@jb1996BLOP 3 жыл бұрын
@dick trickle just like Corey and fuckin Trevor
@spacejamgoliath
@spacejamgoliath 3 жыл бұрын
@@jb1996BLOP Trevor! Smokes let's go
@zachmorgan6982
@zachmorgan6982 3 жыл бұрын
He a hooper
@HashScape
@HashScape 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing more has ever enraged me more than watching Tom and Bert's faces while the fight video was playing.
@Heroasaurus
@Heroasaurus 3 жыл бұрын
With no ads this podcast goes from 2 hours to 1 hr
@kenziearmstrong566
@kenziearmstrong566 2 жыл бұрын
It’s always the laugh in the back the sends me after bert say something 😂😅
@hewitttt
@hewitttt 3 жыл бұрын
Calling it now: Billy Bob here will drop the older wife, leave her and the kids in LA to move to Austin to rejoin Joe and Tim
@SwabLevy
@SwabLevy 3 жыл бұрын
I don't get why Leanne don't want to move to Texas. She southern, but she love the Cali life. She would be a Belle in Texas and be richer
@ismichi
@ismichi 3 жыл бұрын
@@SwabLevy don't forget she's in her fifties and has both kids still in public school... I imagine she might be less adamant about staying once they're in college/working, but it sounds like all of them still love LA. It's not like their only friends have/are moving lol (Edit: somehow forgot for a moment they still haven't moved into the house they're still building. There's zero way she'd ditch all that work and money, not after all this wait)
@dc018
@dc018 3 жыл бұрын
Bert is way too insecure for any of that lol
@HisHowliness
@HisHowliness 3 жыл бұрын
I think Tim is looking forward to the space (as LeAnn used to). If Brandt follows, it'll be a bummer.
@littlefrog9553
@littlefrog9553 3 жыл бұрын
@@SwabLevy She won't move because she thinks it's too disruptive for the kids, especially after Covid.
@Shansico
@Shansico 3 жыл бұрын
I gotta stand up for Bobo, he's a compact lil dynamo, he wrestled in high school, and well!! He'd surprise you I am sure!
@ThePapaBear15
@ThePapaBear15 3 жыл бұрын
Nosotros Papaya
@jamesv26
@jamesv26 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah bit that was 35 years ago and hes a smoker so
@dylanrichardson764
@dylanrichardson764 3 жыл бұрын
Bert REALLY nailed the Homeless Chic look this episode
@bigbubbano23
@bigbubbano23 3 жыл бұрын
most naps are 10 to 20 minutes is the craziest shit i ever heard tom say
@CezaMVO
@CezaMVO 3 жыл бұрын
It really is unbelievable how R worded Burnt truly is
@newsrapper
@newsrapper 3 жыл бұрын
Rude? Red? Rapey? Repulsive? Republican?
@16karoniates
@16karoniates 3 жыл бұрын
@@newsrapper R-Tarded
@illmasterhypersnyper2173
@illmasterhypersnyper2173 3 жыл бұрын
FR!
@imjustapancake3188
@imjustapancake3188 3 жыл бұрын
These comments are so depressing
@lordblackfyre4670
@lordblackfyre4670 3 жыл бұрын
bert: mozzarella sticks-all protein-well low carb... i mean when you get them made low carb
@71jbear
@71jbear 3 жыл бұрын
I wanna hear more about Leann loathing Bert but still wanting his money. Sounds the most fun...ahhhh hundred percent....
@littlefrog9553
@littlefrog9553 3 жыл бұрын
LeeAnn financially supported Bert when the girls were little. Bert's career took a while to launch.
@andy2069
@andy2069 3 жыл бұрын
She's definitely already emotionally involved with someone else. She hasn't physically cheated. But she Is falling in love with another man.
@ETAisNOW
@ETAisNOW 3 жыл бұрын
@@andy2069 ok Andy go back to your young and the restless before you miss what Jim said about Lilly behind James’ stupid fucking back
@RedditMemesToMusic
@RedditMemesToMusic 3 жыл бұрын
You can literally hear berts mouth watering when they start talking about burgers
@TheBlackMambaa248
@TheBlackMambaa248 3 жыл бұрын
Was anyone else hoping this was going to be the sickler episode??
@professorpancakes6545
@professorpancakes6545 3 жыл бұрын
I was hoping for the steve-o one lol
@DMDL669
@DMDL669 3 жыл бұрын
Bert you are genius I mean that in complete sincerity. You know somebody's good when they're funny and they're not trying to be funny
@SceneComparisons
@SceneComparisons 3 жыл бұрын
2 old men watching videos on the internet
@graysonclark7469
@graysonclark7469 3 жыл бұрын
42:43 made me spit my drink out and die laughing. I fucking love Bert’s honesty
@littlefrog9553
@littlefrog9553 3 жыл бұрын
Bert and LeeAnn should film a marriage counselling session for wife of the party.
@davidrose6749
@davidrose6749 3 жыл бұрын
So glad I got to see 5 seconds of the fight and 2 minutes of Tom and Bert watching it saying nothing 😂great job in the booth boys
@lukereyalp1942
@lukereyalp1942 3 жыл бұрын
You know that feeling of being perpetually 20 in your head. It's a shame bert stopped at 14
@warlocksnevereverdie
@warlocksnevereverdie 3 жыл бұрын
Bert has wetbrain I swear
@koreystephens
@koreystephens 3 жыл бұрын
His loss, our win.
@sfoyogi8979
@sfoyogi8979 3 жыл бұрын
what this situation lacks is BIG thinking for once. try this outlandish idea on for size.
@evfields24
@evfields24 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve never heard Bart described better
@diegochavez7203
@diegochavez7203 3 жыл бұрын
He's such a narcissist lmao. Leann is definitely leaving him once their daughters are old enough
@CampDeRio
@CampDeRio 3 жыл бұрын
The Nadav laugh in the cut is the icing on the cake lmaoooo
@BrandonLongwell
@BrandonLongwell 3 жыл бұрын
Yesterday i learned that TMZ stands for "Thirty Mile Zone," which is the area most movies are shot in as to avoid cast & crew travel fees.
@rickglassman
@rickglassman 3 жыл бұрын
@56:22 I think everyone in the podcast game has already been beaten up (or dunked on) by Rick Glassman.
@kawaiiafangirl
@kawaiiafangirl 3 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna be sad if Bert and Tom can't do 2 Bears, 1 Cave together in the same room when Tom leaves for Austin.
@jeremydelaney1112
@jeremydelaney1112 3 жыл бұрын
Tom said he will be going to LA once a month so I think they will just be filming the podcasts then.
@js78910
@js78910 3 жыл бұрын
It's a $40 flight. I'm sure they'll be doing lots of podcasts.
@MonkeyT78
@MonkeyT78 3 жыл бұрын
I'd be so happy. It's my one hope for this show. Please end! Please Tom have some 1 above 8 be your cohost!
@kawaiiafangirl
@kawaiiafangirl 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeremydelaney1112 That sounds cool. I know he's opening up his own studio in Austin so he'll probably close the one he has in L.A. though. Maybe they'll just do it from Bert's place.
@kawaiiafangirl
@kawaiiafangirl 3 жыл бұрын
@dick trickle Yeah I heard that too but I thought that once his Austin studio is complete that he'll probably close the L.A. one also. Someone just replied to me though that Tom will be going to L.A. once a month so I wouldn't be surprised if Bert does the same thing for Tom. I just thought they'd do it over Zoom or something.
@ryleynm
@ryleynm 3 жыл бұрын
Tom’s hahahhaahhahaha was absolutely hilarious
@blainebrown8824
@blainebrown8824 3 жыл бұрын
" You people can't get any stupider." The extra 21st chromosome is strong with this one.
@thedarkenergist
@thedarkenergist 3 жыл бұрын
You meant extra 21th. Be more ignernt, would ya? WAKE UP!
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 3 жыл бұрын
@@thedarkenergist my inner Spelling Bee champ is highly triggered @_@
@sandiasurfers3174
@sandiasurfers3174 3 жыл бұрын
That video was a bit that lady was doing. All the mispronunciation sounded forced
@blainebrown8824
@blainebrown8824 3 жыл бұрын
@@sandiasurfers3174 Maybe, IDK. There are a lot of people like that out there that aren't doing bits.
@dukstedi
@dukstedi 3 жыл бұрын
@@thedarkenergist uuhhh... its 21st-teenth
@stonedcoldchillerk7780
@stonedcoldchillerk7780 3 жыл бұрын
Almost to 1 MIL SUBS!!! CONGRATS GUYS!!!
@JellisX891
@JellisX891 3 жыл бұрын
Lol i got in so fast before the ads could be placed damn
@jcims
@jcims 3 жыл бұрын
Find someone who looks at you like Tom looks at airport street fights. 19:00
@theancientwonder5586
@theancientwonder5586 3 жыл бұрын
In a lot of pain today... You guys just made everything better
@Sapardi
@Sapardi 3 жыл бұрын
Stay strong mommy
@booshmayne948
@booshmayne948 3 жыл бұрын
Have you tried 10 to 12 benadryl?
@goatpepperherbaltea7895
@goatpepperherbaltea7895 3 жыл бұрын
Bless up
@neighborbruce
@neighborbruce 3 жыл бұрын
Hope the pain gets better homie, good vibes being sent your way
@slasher6547
@slasher6547 3 жыл бұрын
You bet I’ll be coming up in May Anthony I’ll bring some moose soup
@Itstiffykitty
@Itstiffykitty 3 жыл бұрын
If you listen closely to the airport fight video you really can hear Bert in the background behind the camera man 😂
@CamdenJoVR
@CamdenJoVR 3 жыл бұрын
Working from home today, this will be my sanctuary
@mose27
@mose27 3 жыл бұрын
It was great Bred let Tim be part of the conversation this week. Thanks. 👍
@rjwhitekck
@rjwhitekck 3 жыл бұрын
Tom: "okay you can start there, you can fight tekashi" he me crying
@Torqxracing
@Torqxracing 3 жыл бұрын
Burnt Chrunchler has marital problems and I love it.
@oSoOrIqIaNaL
@oSoOrIqIaNaL 3 жыл бұрын
Monday morning ritual 🙏🏽
@connordwyer9426
@connordwyer9426 3 жыл бұрын
Mannn my moms in the hospital rn with covid and this is the only thing keeping me going I appreciate it the most
@bback4072
@bback4072 3 жыл бұрын
You can hear Bert talking in that Tekashi 69 LAX fight video
@Madrmars
@Madrmars 3 жыл бұрын
Bert talking about the airport fight like he bought front row tickets 😂
@DavidDeJesusArt
@DavidDeJesusArt 3 жыл бұрын
I'm back from a backyard fight wormhole...and now I'm about to step out again to watch this deontay wilder fight they are talking about. I'll be back!
@user-bf5vi6yg8n
@user-bf5vi6yg8n 3 жыл бұрын
Bert’s best episode of the whole series. Love the Mike Tyson impression
@Stacey_-bf2mb
@Stacey_-bf2mb 3 жыл бұрын
Eminem has pretty consistently boxed since he met 50 cent. It’s how the dude stays in shape. 15+ years of training? Shady has REAL hands
@just1frosty516
@just1frosty516 3 жыл бұрын
Nadavs laugh at 51:03 made my day😭😭😭😭
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