Ep. 94 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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@ju908
@ju908 3 жыл бұрын
Crazy that I would have no idea who either of these guys are without Joe rogan.....haven't listened to Rogan in legit months but I never miss an EP of 2bears or your moms house lol
@stevenarmstrong5364
@stevenarmstrong5364 3 жыл бұрын
Saame lmao
@daniiielle4217
@daniiielle4217 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think I got a recommendation for rogan on ymh and became a mommy from there. Still remember joe asking "what's with the jeans?". 🤣
@DAVEJONEZ1
@DAVEJONEZ1 3 жыл бұрын
Same but it was once he went to spotify I quit
@ju908
@ju908 3 жыл бұрын
@@DAVEJONEZ1 same here I even pay for Spotify but it jus sucks to watch podcast on
@391angus
@391angus 3 жыл бұрын
@@ju908 first world problems🤣 don’t have to worry about KZbin censorship though
@rbiouss6153
@rbiouss6153 3 жыл бұрын
The absolute joy and wonder in berts face as he watches a stranger get finger blasted kills me
@Peni5Wrinkle
@Peni5Wrinkle 3 жыл бұрын
The waka waka waka noise bert makes to describe how the squirt master does it Is Equally hilarious and disturbing.
@Bittamin
@Bittamin 3 жыл бұрын
@ScAnDeLeZ watch the show
@FrostyJokerr
@FrostyJokerr 3 жыл бұрын
I was sitting here like “I should start making up things to fuck with people who are reading the comments early episode like this guy!” Turns out, you weren’t fucking with us. 😂😂
@ClarktheShark91
@ClarktheShark91 3 жыл бұрын
@@AgendaInMind someone is tik toked
@OdinArrow28
@OdinArrow28 3 жыл бұрын
The look of his face had me giggling and rewinding for easily 20 minutes
@AlanStucky
@AlanStucky 3 жыл бұрын
I just appreciate the fact that you guys regularly say “I love you” to each other on this show. It’s probably really just a sign of me working through my own issue, but it just seems like a genuine expression of love between male friends that I don’t see very often in public settings. I appreciate it. Thanks.
@Bigfluffinfluff
@Bigfluffinfluff 2 жыл бұрын
I love you buddy
@angelaseymour4464
@angelaseymour4464 2 жыл бұрын
Yes it seems actually genuine, doesn’t it? About the ONLY phrase that Bert says that I believe. I believe Tom most times. But this sign off seems very legitimate.
@xBoplo
@xBoplo Жыл бұрын
i will never not tell my best friend i love him. how could you not its your brother practically
@patmay789
@patmay789 3 жыл бұрын
Nadav laughing in the background is the cherry on top of the cake that makes this podcast even better.
@bassimprovjams3772
@bassimprovjams3772 3 жыл бұрын
I know!!! That kills me !!
@pozloadescobar
@pozloadescobar 3 жыл бұрын
Comedians are figuring out that they need a Stav on their podcasts. Stavros Halkias is the new laugh track
@Phi1618033
@Phi1618033 3 жыл бұрын
The name of Bart's next Netflix special: *This Is How Daddy Makes Braces.*
@revfunk8823
@revfunk8823 3 жыл бұрын
Comment of the day. Take all my money
@zach10022
@zach10022 3 жыл бұрын
Makin' Brace's
@Carl_Georg
@Carl_Georg 3 жыл бұрын
I couldn't tell if he said braces or bracelets
@777Snowden
@777Snowden 3 жыл бұрын
His name is Brad
@walterplatzer8422
@walterplatzer8422 Жыл бұрын
Ahhh this is a way better title than razzle dazzle
@carlupsdell759
@carlupsdell759 3 жыл бұрын
Burnt Chrysler was legit enjoyable to listen to this ep. Someone should give him an award every week just so that he keeps it 'humble'.
@raidermoto8371
@raidermoto8371 3 жыл бұрын
Burnt Chrysler 😂
@sativarosegold3604
@sativarosegold3604 3 жыл бұрын
I HATE him but I actually agree.....this once
@MrDnbForLife
@MrDnbForLife 3 жыл бұрын
@@sativarosegold3604 Same, cant stand him, BUT! this episode was tolerable
@jacquep2363
@jacquep2363 3 жыл бұрын
YESSSS. I couldn’t agree more. GOOD WORK BERT.
@8thlvlMage
@8thlvlMage 3 жыл бұрын
"People keep giving me these awards!!! I'm KILLING it, Tom." "You sure are, buddy." It's not the award making him humble. It was having to keep from drinking for his surgery.
@kngtrdr_
@kngtrdr_ 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe he outed the whole mom group at his daughter's school HAHAHAHAHAHA
@growwoodlands6121
@growwoodlands6121 3 жыл бұрын
hes bad with secrets
@Daniel-wv7lj
@Daniel-wv7lj 3 жыл бұрын
I know I really want to hear about the aftermath! Imagine all the kids hearing their mom goes to Dr Squirts
@37yeahbuddy
@37yeahbuddy 3 жыл бұрын
He really can't keep secrets. He didn't even realize he said it either. The fact it stayed in the podcast is wild. I'm sure he's getting an earful from Leeann right now. He might have just ruined some marriages with that story. Hahahaha
@giarc9047
@giarc9047 3 жыл бұрын
@@growwoodlands6121 🤣
@nickmorris9311
@nickmorris9311 3 жыл бұрын
So casually too🤣
@bunnymama6851
@bunnymama6851 3 жыл бұрын
"That load was like a civil rights water hose." 🤣😂🤣
@Leslie-wb8cb
@Leslie-wb8cb 3 жыл бұрын
My coffee almost came out of my nose with that one!
@pepps1943
@pepps1943 3 жыл бұрын
☠️
@bunnymama6851
@bunnymama6851 3 жыл бұрын
This whole episode was pure joy!
@sl0ppyj0xo
@sl0ppyj0xo 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone else enjoyed that as much as I did 😂
@RoTxJAKE
@RoTxJAKE 3 жыл бұрын
i think that might be brets greatest off the top line ever
@Jacob-zv7xw
@Jacob-zv7xw 3 жыл бұрын
tom: god shes such a bummer man bert: no shit this had me crying lmao
@SentientSandbox
@SentientSandbox 3 жыл бұрын
“If she doesn’t answer, it’s a yes” I fucking love Tom Segura.
@closer20jc
@closer20jc 3 жыл бұрын
@Aaron Sanders oh christ grow up dude. Your definition of rape is very modern I suspect.
@GymAndSun
@GymAndSun 3 жыл бұрын
You guys put it up early today! I’m barely halfway through my kool aid thermo
@kylegroezinger498
@kylegroezinger498 3 жыл бұрын
This deserves more likes
@robertrodriguez7997
@robertrodriguez7997 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@rhino202
@rhino202 3 жыл бұрын
The first 64oz or the second?
@hennesippn7145
@hennesippn7145 3 жыл бұрын
@@rhino202 the first 64 oz duh. He needs some more hydration for later after the 5 mile daily run
@BrotherofLink3
@BrotherofLink3 3 жыл бұрын
Bert realizing Adriana Czechik has reached out is the best part of this podcast hahaha
@bobbyknuckles6380
@bobbyknuckles6380 3 жыл бұрын
For a split second he thought it was gonna be like another Jen Aniston story
@stevewilliams1838
@stevewilliams1838 3 жыл бұрын
Burt Chrysler 😂😂
@stevewilliams1838
@stevewilliams1838 3 жыл бұрын
Burt Chrysler 😂😂
@dustinwhiteside
@dustinwhiteside 3 жыл бұрын
Their wives are such party poopers, no pun intended
@mr.goldfish7473
@mr.goldfish7473 3 жыл бұрын
its just smart marketing on her part. She knows they will boost her viewership. Lots of overlapping fans.
@youDude1
@youDude1 3 жыл бұрын
You guys are the best! bums me out to think randoms are getting into Berts head. You guys have helped so many of us out through the last 18 months! you've literally saved lives, dont forget that! Love yas
@sarahpuff108
@sarahpuff108 3 жыл бұрын
Facts!
@GrrillaFinger
@GrrillaFinger 3 жыл бұрын
Mostly Tom though
@jonaslocao1690
@jonaslocao1690 3 жыл бұрын
Who are these randos??
@Daniel-wv7lj
@Daniel-wv7lj 3 жыл бұрын
Love how Bart casually outs all the moms of his daughter's classmates 🤣
@jg3752
@jg3752 3 жыл бұрын
And then seems some what surprised someone posted his personal details on Reddit 😂
@ryangumble1453
@ryangumble1453 3 жыл бұрын
The 2 of you have saved me from the depths of depression. I've been listening to you guys for over 10 years now, and I just want to say thank you. Congratulations Bert on your award, I'm going to come to your NYE show! Tom, I'm coming to your Parx Casino show in February in Philly! Love you both 🙏🏻😁🤍
@FWbaracuss
@FWbaracuss 3 жыл бұрын
Lee...." I had a triple bypass" Tim....." I'm sorry that worked out man" 😂 😂 😂
@vincentbifano
@vincentbifano 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Sebulba and Burt Chrysler.
@sandiasurfers3174
@sandiasurfers3174 3 жыл бұрын
Leann: " Can I go to Dr. Squirts?" Bert: "OK , But I'm getting a handy from a gay guy!!!!" 😂
@calebmontague7675
@calebmontague7675 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@GRANDboysENT
@GRANDboysENT 3 жыл бұрын
The pod where Bert came out of the closet. Epic
@girthbrooks1740
@girthbrooks1740 3 жыл бұрын
Leann goes to Dr Squirts, Bert gets to visit Adriana Chechik....
@Tojoblindeye
@Tojoblindeye 3 жыл бұрын
@@girthbrooks1740 fair trade off 🤣🤣🤣
@plantsavage9528
@plantsavage9528 3 жыл бұрын
Where’s the link to dr.squirts
@DanielHettenbach1
@DanielHettenbach1 3 жыл бұрын
I love that Tom looks out for Bert. Real friends. Makes me happy. They deserve all their success.
@HomeOnDeranged
@HomeOnDeranged 3 жыл бұрын
Wrong
@DanielHettenbach1
@DanielHettenbach1 3 жыл бұрын
Dude. It must be rough being such a douchebag. Get help.
@globjax7687
@globjax7687 3 жыл бұрын
@ScAnDeLeZ bro what?
@FirehouseAuto757
@FirehouseAuto757 8 ай бұрын
It's so crazy how connected I feel to these guys... 2b1c and ymh in general have given me so much joy in my daily life it's crazy. ❤❤❤
@Fathom_VT
@Fathom_VT 3 жыл бұрын
Honest kudos to Bert for that award. It’s well deserved big boy.
@Vance12901
@Vance12901 3 жыл бұрын
My dad made me listen to Bob and Tom every morning. Bert and Tom is so much better.
@trinnityvidaurri3711
@trinnityvidaurri3711 3 жыл бұрын
3 weeks ago Marc Maron made the same comparison.
@Dustineichorn
@Dustineichorn 3 жыл бұрын
I like how they talk about “dr squirt” like he’s not a prostitute
@spencdott
@spencdott 3 жыл бұрын
8 years at squirt school ain't cheap
@kikib8434
@kikib8434 3 жыл бұрын
@@spencdott oh this is A HUUUUUUNDRED PERCENT the funniest comment I've seen today 😂.
@bakerryan5672
@bakerryan5672 3 жыл бұрын
squirt community college is covered by some state lotteries
@CasaFuenteOrange
@CasaFuenteOrange 3 жыл бұрын
@@spencdott doesn’t take 8 years
@d.e.d.boi228
@d.e.d.boi228 3 жыл бұрын
Thats the patriarchy
@patricksullivan2322
@patricksullivan2322 3 жыл бұрын
“That’s not acting, I’m hard by the way” hardest I’ve laughed in 2021😂😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@jo-gu4ln
@jo-gu4ln 3 жыл бұрын
the american flags got me dead lmfao
@grantpowell4135
@grantpowell4135 3 жыл бұрын
Same here lol
@globjax7687
@globjax7687 3 жыл бұрын
The USA flags so unnecessary 😂😂😂
@DevinMcSalty
@DevinMcSalty 3 жыл бұрын
Tell me you say “murica” without tellin me^^^
@deventazz8018
@deventazz8018 3 жыл бұрын
@@DevinMcSalty fuck outta here with that dead tiktok meme
@zoinksscoob6468
@zoinksscoob6468 3 жыл бұрын
Tom: this podcast took some real wild turns man Bert: I did, i did
@chrisstcyr4995
@chrisstcyr4995 3 жыл бұрын
I read this as they said it and make it so much better
@Eric-ue9pm
@Eric-ue9pm 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Bert will ask a question but everyone knows hes only asking because he wants to explain what he'd do. 45:33
@danielxo8467
@danielxo8467 3 жыл бұрын
I knew almost immediately Tim was gonna say “but I haven’t gotten the results yet” 🤣
@matthewgierula5674
@matthewgierula5674 3 жыл бұрын
Best episode in a while! I still hope someday that they make a movie where Tom plays the Fedsmoker and Bert is an FBI agent on his trail across America like Smokey and the Bandit.
@AmandaBurns14
@AmandaBurns14 3 жыл бұрын
Yes!! I love that idea!
@Dane_B_Reilly
@Dane_B_Reilly 3 жыл бұрын
Great idea but Id have Brett play the crazy one
@lyndsaypistella4173
@lyndsaypistella4173 3 жыл бұрын
You mean Fedsmoker would be on Bert's tail. Fedsmoker hunts the FBI
@matthewgierula5674
@matthewgierula5674 3 жыл бұрын
@@lyndsaypistella4173 That could work too.
@matthewgierula5674
@matthewgierula5674 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dane_B_Reilly Yeah, but Tom can do the impression and looks more like Conald.
@Backcountry91
@Backcountry91 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite parts about this podcast was summed up in this episode and it’s the part where the entire sentence is bleeped out except for the “what the fuck!”
@rontoothaker4045
@rontoothaker4045 3 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite podcast. Brent and Tom have the best chemistry I’ve ever seen. I wish everyday was Monday I can’t get enough of these two
@seanphillips-FedSmk
@seanphillips-FedSmk 3 жыл бұрын
We can confirm this is peak 2 bears 1 cave, stars aligned full sending. Such great Material as always YMH studios podcasts crew and staff. Love you mommy👏🙌💯%
@bighowdy60
@bighowdy60 3 жыл бұрын
How many times will Tim stare at the camera because of Brent today?
@recluse86
@recluse86 3 жыл бұрын
Over/under is 4.5
@thatoneguy3796
@thatoneguy3796 3 жыл бұрын
I think Dom will stare at the camera at least a half dozen times bc of Brett
@raynevarez1680
@raynevarez1680 3 жыл бұрын
10
@balettpatkany
@balettpatkany 3 жыл бұрын
We’d need to get into the mind of Bruce to be able to make an educated guess
@valentinaosorio5391
@valentinaosorio5391 3 жыл бұрын
definitely my favorite moments
@GRANDboysENT
@GRANDboysENT 3 жыл бұрын
Every episode Tom is in a new form of brokenness. Tune in next week where the arm sling becomes a full body cast!
@lukedonaghy8292
@lukedonaghy8292 3 жыл бұрын
what happened to him?
@ClimptonDiddlehopper
@ClimptonDiddlehopper 3 жыл бұрын
Double amputee of the left side by years end...
@hunterjessup
@hunterjessup 3 жыл бұрын
The ultimate Karma after him laughing at people get hurt on YMH for years
@jeremiahdaniels
@jeremiahdaniels 3 жыл бұрын
They could call the DP section….. 2 Bears, 1 Cave.
@joshisajedi2461
@joshisajedi2461 3 жыл бұрын
Unless they are entering two different caves.
@jeremiahdaniels
@jeremiahdaniels 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshisajedi2461 very astute observation and correction.
@Mike_Sierra_2711
@Mike_Sierra_2711 3 жыл бұрын
2 Bears - 3 Caves
@Betallink182
@Betallink182 3 жыл бұрын
2 bears 1 babe
@eddominates
@eddominates 3 жыл бұрын
34:41 might be the purest comedy I have ever seen. Perfect timing from Timmy
@Illusion42
@Illusion42 3 жыл бұрын
Borts impression of his wife "You gonna cry"
@emminor
@emminor 3 жыл бұрын
Bert: “I only have two things on my mind…” =the biggest lie ever told.
@Smiley-Coyote
@Smiley-Coyote 3 жыл бұрын
And as usual he never finished telling us what those two things were.
@NolieRavioli
@NolieRavioli 3 жыл бұрын
ONLY HAVE ONE-- oh ok, only have two things on my mind, one is surgery........... oh ya know about
@Fathom_VT
@Fathom_VT 3 жыл бұрын
Two?? Total lie. It’s only one thing at a time lol.
@BRLambert4
@BRLambert4 3 жыл бұрын
And he over counted by two.
@BRLambert4
@BRLambert4 3 жыл бұрын
And he over counted by two.
@HWRogue
@HWRogue 3 жыл бұрын
God damnit, 32 minutes into 2 bears and I'm hard at work....well played.
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry , the last 20-25 minutes will kill that boner. (◞‸◟;)
@bpatt8617
@bpatt8617 3 жыл бұрын
He might be "THE MACHINE" , but he's still just a human. Love ya Bert keep on doing your thing brother
@jaaxxone
@jaaxxone 3 жыл бұрын
I literally cry over these guy's relationship. Love it.
@bibby1391
@bibby1391 3 жыл бұрын
Tom has a way of getting the best sponsors any podcast has ever got
@flyinglow7218
@flyinglow7218 3 жыл бұрын
100 percent Leanne has been to dr squirts behind bert back
@jonathanqueen3294
@jonathanqueen3294 3 жыл бұрын
Bart: I have one thing on my mind *switches subjects 3 times in four seconds*
@AD-df5tm
@AD-df5tm 3 жыл бұрын
I would love for someone to transcribe this podcast so I could read back Bert's ramblings. In text it would be incomprehensible.
@elvatosquatcho
@elvatosquatcho 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon and Alex Jones really let themselves go
@kristiskinner8542
@kristiskinner8542 3 жыл бұрын
Those 2 nutjobs never had it together in the 1st place
@jameshenderson1498
@jameshenderson1498 2 жыл бұрын
Bert: You took a Covid test yesterday? Tom: Yes . . . Haven’t gotten the result yet 😂
@dakotahneal8110
@dakotahneal8110 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like a Bert and I wish I had a friend as good a Tom. These guys have something better than their wealth.
@dakotahneal8110
@dakotahneal8110 3 жыл бұрын
By that, I mean the kind of thing where you're cool with slapping balls with your best friend during a DP with a pornstar.
@WesleyB-Rook
@WesleyB-Rook 3 жыл бұрын
As a Bert myself who has a Tom best friend who I have DP’d a surprising amount of women with, I gotta say it’s very fun. Especially when the balls touch and you just laugh about it after 🤷🏻‍♂️
@spencerdunn6933
@spencerdunn6933 3 жыл бұрын
Just watched grown men react to porn. Maybe leading into it, the intention was humor. But it just turned into two guys watching porn. Which turned into me watching two guys watch porn.
@BadGoyz4Life
@BadGoyz4Life 3 жыл бұрын
Now it's me reading about you watching two guys watch porn while two guys watching porn plays in the background
@sativarosegold3604
@sativarosegold3604 3 жыл бұрын
Did you get wood
@mvpdjwcc6844
@mvpdjwcc6844 3 жыл бұрын
But you wrote the observation down so now its science. Thank you mr scientist for this valuable data 🙏.
@shamrrochass5255
@shamrrochass5255 3 жыл бұрын
@@sativarosegold3604 a tingle for sure.
@kaptinKuba
@kaptinKuba 3 жыл бұрын
Have a good drive to work friends!
@julianchavez4416
@julianchavez4416 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks babe
@jayblackburn3553
@jayblackburn3553 3 жыл бұрын
You too lad
@KrustyFish
@KrustyFish 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t wanna go
@Uchoobdood
@Uchoobdood 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks buddy
@Enrique-island
@Enrique-island 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks jeans
@nulledpixel
@nulledpixel 3 жыл бұрын
Keep on keeping on Bert. I'm a big fan. Screw the trolls.
@LootenantXan
@LootenantXan Жыл бұрын
Tom: *wheezing* "TELL NADAV HER NAME."
@gonzodelphiki2083
@gonzodelphiki2083 3 жыл бұрын
When Tom looked at Bert's phone, mid sentence, and said "No", followed by Bert picking up on Lucy from Dr Whoeverthefucks office , I laughed so hard I snotted our my nose. Even if that was a bit, it was too funny, and I don't think it was a bit. I watched it like 7 times back to back. Great podcast moment. Love you guys
@andrewring320
@andrewring320 3 жыл бұрын
I like how Tom and Bert say “soft pitch” and Push just starts laughing like she knows 😂
@Turntorangutan
@Turntorangutan 3 жыл бұрын
Bert, you rule, man. Glad you’re able to take that shit in stride.
@8thlvlMage
@8thlvlMage 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he absolutely didn't take it in stride. Especially the one that happened years prior that he started getting mad about all over again.
@Turntorangutan
@Turntorangutan 3 жыл бұрын
@@8thlvlMage way to be a nay sayer, man. You must have a lot of good things going on in your life.
@dwavyy300
@dwavyy300 3 жыл бұрын
@@Turntorangutan but you’re wrong and he’s right kmao
@massgrave8x
@massgrave8x 3 жыл бұрын
@@8thlvlMage Damn dude, way to cut someone down for a gesture of support and positivity?
@htippett91
@htippett91 3 жыл бұрын
Genuinely I wish I could have sent Bert a text about how much I appreciate his comedy and the fact that I watch his stand ups and podcasts whenever I'm depressed. Especially when I'm having body confidence issues. I Genuinely appreciate the way he's just himself. Dudes a role model. Not in every sense of course but Noone is, and if they are it's fake. Sorry you had to deal with cunts man. Good luck out there.
@jackonno78
@jackonno78 3 жыл бұрын
I actually like listening to the ad reads because of watching Burnt try to read. Hilarious stuff.
@Nuregra
@Nuregra 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Bert IMMEDIATELY called Leeann after hearing the offer and thought it would be fine 😂😂😂
@curtisboyce3849
@curtisboyce3849 3 жыл бұрын
bert makes everything better. thanks, big guy
@cotto4723
@cotto4723 3 жыл бұрын
That Bert faceswap had me ROLLING lmao
@andrianquestell1670
@andrianquestell1670 2 жыл бұрын
Bert is such a fun story teller. They need to animate his story telling.
@9176michael
@9176michael 2 жыл бұрын
worked for Ricky Gervais and Carl
@MegaFlorest
@MegaFlorest 3 жыл бұрын
For all the shit we give Bert...I really enjoy him on this podcast. He's a good dude, despite being an angrily married alcoholic.
@LimorG
@LimorG 3 жыл бұрын
Brent: I don't want to talk about negativity Also Brent: TALKS ENDLESSLY ABOUT NEGATIVE SHIz SLOWLY GIVING INTO THE ANXIETY UNTIL DARKNESS ENVELOUPS ALL
@notajetplane
@notajetplane 3 жыл бұрын
This is my new favorite podcast. These two together have me rolling.
@andy1147
@andy1147 3 жыл бұрын
This was one of the best ones in a while.
@sleep_sounds
@sleep_sounds 3 жыл бұрын
That troll letter apology sounds like fan fiction that she wrote herself. Maybe not, hopefully not, but it just has that vibe to me.
@seaofrage
@seaofrage 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah doesn't seem real. But I hope it is.
@michaelbaldwin5368
@michaelbaldwin5368 3 жыл бұрын
Bart makes Leanne sound like she’s the one who takes pool showers and wipes with her bare finger
@harrymothowl8923
@harrymothowl8923 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@pauldubuis2166
@pauldubuis2166 3 жыл бұрын
Bert looks like a surprised groundhog whenever he laughs to the point he can't breathe
@Mr.NorteSacra916X4
@Mr.NorteSacra916X4 3 жыл бұрын
When Burnt isn’t making sense and squeal laughing then you know he’s in the money!!
@joshuamcdaniel6731
@joshuamcdaniel6731 3 жыл бұрын
40 years later. “Grandpa can you tell us the story of the machine?”
@ShredHarmonic
@ShredHarmonic 3 жыл бұрын
Tom laughing hysterically watching that totally legitimate clip from the Machine movie is my new favorite thing
@kyleantonini
@kyleantonini 3 жыл бұрын
I watched that exact tutorial video they watched when I was in my freshman year of college, in 2007, and I used it successfully many many times over the years. It's real and it's spectacular.
@mrhubof
@mrhubof 3 жыл бұрын
POST A LINK OR IT DOESN'T EXIST. :)
@kyleantonini
@kyleantonini 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrhubof they obviously found it in their own search there. You hear the audio. I knew it was the same one I watched in 2007 because of the massaging out the tense spots and the grapeseed oil part (which is not necessary, btw).
@jeremyphillips3087
@jeremyphillips3087 3 жыл бұрын
@@kyleantonini DOESN'T EXIST
@tugstanboat779
@tugstanboat779 3 жыл бұрын
I love the moments where Tom looks at the camera like "you seeing this shit too?" like Bugs Bunny in the Mel Blanc cartoons. He's like "Buns Bunny"
@brynziegeman4203
@brynziegeman4203 3 жыл бұрын
The guy texting Bert is probably Ari thinking he’s being funny
@savannahthomas
@savannahthomas 3 жыл бұрын
That crossed my mind too
@seanmcgonigle1182
@seanmcgonigle1182 3 жыл бұрын
ari is funny
@experienceaccelerated7039
@experienceaccelerated7039 3 жыл бұрын
I like how Bert proclaimed "Thats the last time Im going to hear from him, I changed my number." That fucking sounds like a challenge you moron.
@Frecklefart-90
@Frecklefart-90 3 жыл бұрын
@@experienceaccelerated7039 Dude, you're straight up pathetic if you take that line as a challenge. Those people deserve to have their privates clamped to electric wire, fupping pathetic is all it is.
@sativarosegold3604
@sativarosegold3604 3 жыл бұрын
@@experienceaccelerated7039 😆
@iiDevonnn
@iiDevonnn 3 жыл бұрын
So glad I found this podcast , such a good vibe while I work
@tannerharcus8833
@tannerharcus8833 3 жыл бұрын
for real
@troyswink5435
@troyswink5435 3 жыл бұрын
Good vibe. The talk about people texting hateful shit to Bert and then the talk about people making rape threats. I mean usually this pod got good vibes but this one was kinda heavy
@iiDevonnn
@iiDevonnn 3 жыл бұрын
@troy I meant the podcast as a whole lol not just this specific episode 🤣😂🤣
@Morfornexs
@Morfornexs 3 жыл бұрын
It's crazy, I saw "The Machine" on Facebook. Then I saw Bert on Rogan...That's how I found out about him...
@Klayblayt
@Klayblayt 3 жыл бұрын
Same here! Facebook to Rogan and found Tom from Sober October
@sativarosegold3604
@sativarosegold3604 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry you had to sit through that
@drewstaples9648
@drewstaples9648 3 жыл бұрын
Man seeing how much Bert was effected by that POS really sucks. He is such a Genuinely good dude. So fucked up.
@porkswordism
@porkswordism 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah man mommies mess with Burt hard but he’s like the most lovable dude. Genuinely got a good heart and is real nice to all his fans.
@Howitchewstofeel5gum
@Howitchewstofeel5gum 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't be the guy talking too much" Brent Krishna, 2021
@zinny1222
@zinny1222 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Tim, Bruce,. Navidad, Zoloft, and Enny.
@xRamZx
@xRamZx 3 жыл бұрын
Enny's nickname is lil gargoyle
@flying_nimbus7852
@flying_nimbus7852 3 жыл бұрын
Navidad 😂😂 thats hilarious
@brianoconnell7266
@brianoconnell7266 3 жыл бұрын
@@xRamZx Street Squatter?
@MaxDeckard
@MaxDeckard 3 жыл бұрын
ZOLOFT 🤣
@zinny1222
@zinny1222 3 жыл бұрын
@@xRamZx I was considering "inner city black" quoting the roach, but honestly, Enny is just so chill, laid back, and awesome as a person, I didn't wanna fuck with him at all. He honestly reminds me of my best friend a lot.
@LukeRingin
@LukeRingin 3 жыл бұрын
This has been the best episode I’ve seen in a while. You guys are the best
@linzw9322
@linzw9322 3 жыл бұрын
"She doesn't answer, it's a yes" lmfao
@cali562west
@cali562west 3 жыл бұрын
Being in this hospital watching podcast is making my stay so much better thanks guys
@mysteradio
@mysteradio 3 жыл бұрын
Tom's wife has a good sense of humor lol
@gunargundarson1626
@gunargundarson1626 3 жыл бұрын
Not knowing it was a sponsor, I thought Tom was addicted to I.V. drips.
@RebornLegacy
@RebornLegacy 3 жыл бұрын
Lol, just shootin up vitamins all day.
@Tnuttycomedy
@Tnuttycomedy 3 жыл бұрын
I hope Tom gets to talk today.
@Neeboopsh
@Neeboopsh 3 жыл бұрын
unlikely
@HomeOnDeranged
@HomeOnDeranged 3 жыл бұрын
I don't.
@TheEasyLifee
@TheEasyLifee 3 жыл бұрын
I also don't, you do know Tom has multiple podcasts where he talks for hours right? And a podcasts literally called "Tom talks"???.......Might be better suited for ya so hop on over 👍🙄
@ismaelnogueras
@ismaelnogueras 3 жыл бұрын
I fucking love this damn show it’s hands down the only good thing about Monday
@stiggystone79
@stiggystone79 3 жыл бұрын
Start listening to bad friends.
@staceyderouin8603
@staceyderouin8603 3 жыл бұрын
It makes my entire week. I ❤ these guys.
@OT519
@OT519 3 жыл бұрын
I literally am in tears ...this show is a riiiiiooott
@Utility073
@Utility073 3 жыл бұрын
U 2 guys together is total enjoyment!!! Ty ..
@ggarr91
@ggarr91 3 жыл бұрын
BRUH Tom telling bert “hey bitch, we’re supposed to be DPin’ this chick” 😂
@theguywiththetail
@theguywiththetail 3 жыл бұрын
50:00 That's the best teaser for Bart's movie! I can't wait to see it!
@Saigemeister
@Saigemeister 3 жыл бұрын
Bert, F the haters, F allll the haters, you gotta keep workin’ on that flow. Focus on the Machine within.
@BBYVIC650
@BBYVIC650 3 жыл бұрын
FREAKING LOVE YOU GUYS!!! Bert has always been my go-to/favorite comedian 😆💕💕💕💕
@BookReviewsWithBecky
@BookReviewsWithBecky 2 жыл бұрын
I love hearing the guy laughing in the background!!!! 😂😂😂
@SpeedRacerx89
@SpeedRacerx89 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like we're all a lot closer now after that tutorial...
@73jefft
@73jefft 3 жыл бұрын
I'm an even bigger Bert fan after this one
@tackroachmicmoacka2348
@tackroachmicmoacka2348 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone always complaining about Bernt Ernge's mannerisms but the best fun of this whole podcast is Bernt being himself and Tom held in a mutual hostage situation
@johnrogers9063
@johnrogers9063 3 жыл бұрын
HIS NAME IS BERT*
@JSorb
@JSorb 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnrogers9063 no it’s not
@OctobersOblivion
@OctobersOblivion 3 жыл бұрын
John Rogers Brant Chrysanthemum*
@flying_nimbus7852
@flying_nimbus7852 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnrogers9063 Barf*
@Donnie6oh
@Donnie6oh 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnrogers9063 *Brent 🤨😌
@brendanwettergreen7041
@brendanwettergreen7041 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t explain it, but the white shirt blue hat combo is very visually appealing. Nice work Bert!
@traysims4230
@traysims4230 3 жыл бұрын
Is nobody gonna mention how funny it was when Tom shows Bert the video of the guy eating and drinking?? Hilarious😂😂😂
@christiner.5120
@christiner.5120 3 жыл бұрын
I had tears over that. 🤣😂🤣
@prestonb770
@prestonb770 3 жыл бұрын
The way Tom looks at the camera when Burt says something suspicious.
@lionsmanexx
@lionsmanexx 3 жыл бұрын
👀
@alecdrobinson
@alecdrobinson 3 жыл бұрын
We need the link for the Dr. Squirts video! 😂
@jeremyphillips3087
@jeremyphillips3087 3 жыл бұрын
@@MikeT-vs5cl LINK OR STFU
@alecdrobinson
@alecdrobinson 3 жыл бұрын
@@MikeT-vs5cl I’d say they’re about even
@portlandsamber
@portlandsamber 3 жыл бұрын
This episode's word count: Bert: 25,837 Tom: 12
@jaredschuster3010
@jaredschuster3010 3 жыл бұрын
Best part of the podcast..... Bert Smiling when Adrianna was talking Then Bert's frown when she said Chrysler
@macq1
@macq1 3 жыл бұрын
I enjoy the relationship these men have. they are both great at what they do and seem genuine. Thank you.
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