Ep. 96 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Roy Wood Jr.

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Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but Roy Wood Jr. joins Tom Segura in his place. Roy and Tom talk about Roy's podcast "Roy's Job Fair" in which he interviews people with interesting jobs. This leads Roy to discuss the various jobs he had when he was young, including one where he worked in a hospital kitchen with a man who was stealing pills from the patients. Roy also discusses getting arrested, and working at Golden Corral while he was on probation. Tom and Roy also talk about cancel culture, Shane Gillis being fired from SNL, Janet Jackson's Super Bowl nip slip, and the times Roy got suspended on terrestrial radio. Roy recounts his experience taking over for Ari Shaffir as the host of "This Is Not Happening," and the backlash Ari got for his Kobe Bryant tweet. Tom and Roy wrap up by discussing airplane etiquette, and the time Roy accidentally played an "adult video" on a plane.
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[@johng.4711]

Black, Remote Bert is awesome. Way better than in-person, white Bert.

[@mimigiggles4199]

So much, calmer. But he still talked about cancel culture in a different way.

[@crziq7884]

“I hate talking about cancel culture” -Bert Then proceeds to talk about it every time he has a guest on Bertcast😂

[@Ottophil]

@@crziq7884 the weird thing about anti-cancel-culture-culture is that they say they are against cancelling. Unless the person is liberal, they want to cancel liberals. Thats what its all about. They will crocadile tear over something AOC said, but not actually be “offended” they just pretend to be, in order to mock what they perceive the left is doing.

[@juanwerner1490]

Less racist too

[@mstreech]

@@Ottophil false

[@KristopherBaker]

R.I.P. Ed Asner - feathering it with Connell massaging that little hole

[@declaredjeans7555]

He's dead!? How?

[@brandonbrady2821]

@@declaredjeans7555 natural causes, he was 91

[@Filiolus]

Taking all the Benadryl he needs with Benadryl guy. RIP

[@EastboundAndDowns]

@@declaredjeans7555 the REAL Ed Asner...don't worry Mark, YOUR Ed Asner is alive and well.

[@ryana8022]

Our Ed Asner will be coming up in may

[@nolanmcguire6638]

This podcast should be called "Bert's Not Here"

[@omgnuub]

Sad to say but the bertless episodes are my favorites. More joke-y than tom talks and yet no bert psychosis-fueled rants to go nowhere and cutting tom off.

[@kingzor100]

@@omgnuub sound like you dont actually like 2 bears

[@tapatton9]

It's the only time I watch.

[@dbrano74]

I know! 2 Bears without Bert = Just another Tom Talks.

[@Moon-littt]

Yeah honestly it’s just not Two Bears without Bert, but I’m not complaining this episode was still good

[@CadChamberlain]

Its impressive that they still have Nadav's laugh in the distance over zoom

[@wrench9103]

It’s like a laugh track. Stupid as hell

[@PSNSMANIACALMIND1st]

@@wrench9103 you just lost your life

[@Xplora213]

@@wrench9103 best thing about YMH productions. Your jeans are low and loose.

[@daviddobarganes9115]

@@Xplora213 rofl

[@wrench9103]

@@PSNSMANIACALMIND1st still here loser

[@spencerlawrence8318]

Bert’s IG stories were off the rails this weekend, now we know exactly what next weeks episode will be. “Tom Tom Tom, Rosario Dawson is…. LEGIT the best singer I’ve ever heard, but you know what…….??? (side eye) I think I’m better than her. Oh also me and TPain are BEST friends.”

[@Foleydub]

You mean in a month or so, when they finally get to it after all the back logged episodes...haha.

[@robertfrost8264]

"next week's episode" there hasn't been a single episode of 2B1C, Bertcast or YMH that wasn't recorded over a month previous this entire calendar year. Every podcast has been *banked* hard.

[@spencerlawrence8318]

@@Foleydub truth

[@x.Aura.x]

Bert having T-Pain sign the cocktail book and asked him to write "To my favorite alcoholic.." 🙃🙃😂😂😂 low key ready for 2 Bears versus reboot round 2 🔥 diss tracks produced by T-Pain with accompanying music videos again 🔥 but for real there's no way T-Pain is gonna make it through filming without Bert at least recording SOMETHING because he's constantly barging when he's working on music 😂 you know he's doing it on purpose because he wants to make a song...a song that he won't tell Rosario about because he knows she'll one-up him 😂 none of the other karaoke crew are allowed to know either, but then somehow Tim will find out and he'll get Rosario on *_HIS_* diss track and they'll both mic drop stab the muhsheen together 😂😂😂 I swear if this actually plays out this way...

[@russellgraves7396]

Berts Instagram story’s are way better than that crappy Go Big Show

[@jboylanvt]

You know Tom is so stoked that Roy calls him "T".

[@alisonramsey4148]

Visibly tickled

[@sudafedguy3576]

"AYE YUH!" "SUP T?"

[@ifacecheck]

Roy's audio is so crisp and clean. I wish more people would set their shit up properly like he did.

[@saraankerson7615]

I agree! Compared to Joey Diaz on Ryan Sickers virtual podcast lol

[@Oiseau_Nuit]

I listen to these at work oftentimes, so no video usually, and the audio quality gives me the impression that Tom’s the guest cause Roy’s audio quality is so crisp. 😅

[@kevensirishcrowly]

@@Oiseau_Nuit lol right

[@hettel_visual]

He got that Daily Show expertise bruh

[@user-gt6ye8cr4z]

Audio & video engineering is easy. Anyone can learn it

[@tdawg507]

I wish other podcasts could ever figure out that their guest's audio needs to sound like this. Top notch guest quality fellas!

[@DepthFromAbove]

You do see Roy’s professional mic with voice filter? Bill Burr talks into a Casio keyboard microphone from 1988.

[@sativarosegold3604]

@@DepthFromAbovejust checkin in on youuuuu

[@guyledouche6039]

Skip to 1:28 Skip 1st ad read--> 21:05 Skip 2nd ad read--> 42:39 Skip 3rd ad read--> 1:08:43

[@cam4824]

Thank you!

[@guyledouche6039]

@@cam4824 no thank you for painting trees for all those years for us

[@VanWhyDesigns]

"The areola is for the streets" is my new favorite quote. Love RWJ

[@dedHESHr]

Needs to be on merch asap.

[@robertfrost8264]

Somehow, Nadav is still cackling in the background. Is he in Todd's closet in Texas??

[@Lethargiccharge]

Thought we escaped that J-cackle for an episode, guess not 🤣🤣

[@yargkcirtap8946]

C’mon man you know he’s living out of their garage. Now, I’m not saying he’s “Cheap” but we all know how THOSE people are 🤨

[@JahyMoonwalker]

They replaced him with a drop

[@jazielpalomares9788]

@@yargkcirtap8946 lmao

[@buttersstotch4956]

Him and Enny are both moving with them

[@ubiktd4064]

That product placement is subtle as f***.

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

Looks like a whoops last minute fuck i forgot to put bud light out for the SHOW placement

[@amp7980]

It's super subtle. I literally didn't notice until i read this comment at with only a few minutes left in the episode.

[@dntgvafuk89]

I love that it's lop sided 😄

[@ya-highness]

@@dntgvafuk89 gotta get it in the shot. No matter what!🤣

[@jacoblie]

Once Tom hears the audio quality Nadav will "go missing" at a shooting range outside Austin

[@tallonmartin1726]

Not necessarily his fault but yeah he’s already missing

[@biguprochester]

Reds is cool. I go there from time to time

[@mikestone3931]

Sounds like really early episodes of YMH

[@AnthonyGargini]

@@tallonmartin1726 Everything is his fault

[@innerted6693]

YMH would crumble into dust without Nadavs laugh

[@BreezyMD2B]

Roy is all of us when he says, "oh you talking like the 70's" when Tom says 20-30 years ago.

[@Mitchell17381]

I really hope the zoom podcasts don't become a regular thing with the move to Austin.

[@FrostyJokerr]

It’s until the studio is fully built. I’m sure they’ll still use the LA location, but I think Roy didn’t want to fly out and Tom respected that

[@Mitchell17381]

@@FrostyJokerr I'm not worried if this was a one-off or irregular occurrence. As long as we all agree and recognize that zoom podcasts are inferior to in-person ones

[@FrostyJokerr]

@@Mitchell17381 oh absolutely. It’s not optimal, but if any guest were to be a Zoom guest I would’ve chosen Roy. He is so real and so funny that it doesn’t matter how it’s presented. Could’ve been a PowerPoint and I still would’ve watched. Lol But yes, Zoom shows aren’t the best. I love this episode just the same though. 👖

[@1andonlyhoncho]

“You can’t support cancel culture AND prison reform.” Who thinks about that? Wow. 🤯

[@ya-highness]

I mean but it makes perfect sense when you actually stop and think about it. People dont think about it like that. Like so are prisoners never to be released? So no second chances to make a mense? No wya you can better yourself? There is no room for growth and maturity? Most people aren't the same person they were 20/30 years ago.

[@waweegirl6921]

I think the internet dehumanizes people’s empathy for sure.

[@sunnyside9273]

NO doubt about it

[@zRevol]

How can you be loud on the internet

[@zRevol]

Stop just saying things, Antonio. You are why I have no fucking empathy

[@FlawdaBoy4]

Bert had me rolling talking about the crack house still getting mail

[@krufty47]

Fr funny af I love Brent crystals

[@mh2120]

Roybert Jr.

[@GeminiGemma83SSlut]

​@@mh2120😂😂😂

[@endgamer322]

Wow, a front angle on Tom really makes him look like a thumb.

[@aidanbagwell9590]

Callused ass thumb

[@vupod]

Thomb Segura

[@Greatlakeskyle.]

It makes me happy nadav is still there to fill in for the laughs even tho it’s a zoom pod

[@Mojo_Jojo45]

100% recorded laughter

[@lamario]

It hit me on like the third one, "this is over zoom, why am I still hearing his laugh?"

[@Greatlakeskyle.]

@@Mojo_Jojo45 what makes you hate nadav so much other than his jewishness Lmayo

[@Greatlakeskyle.]

@@lamario I highly doubt it’s recorded

[@Mojo_Jojo45]

@@Greatlakeskyle. I'm jewish...

[@Lloyd00]

The rapper Chamillionaire always had Roy's prank calls on his mixtapes. I'm so glad he got his big break and blew up!

[@rodakino360]

was that him on those mm's?

[@SaVVySoSSa]

Chamilitary maaaaan 🌊

[@Lloyd00]

@@rodakino360 sure was. Dr. Zbo from the booyah tribe 🤣

[@Prod_D]

Tryna catch me ridin dirtyyyy

[@TheDesertYeti1]

This isn’t a two bears, it’s a Tom Talk

[@_fooddood_]

episodes without bert is just a bonus Tom Talk, change my mind.

[@dntgvafuk89]

Somehow the episodes without Tom don't turn into a Bertcast though, they stay on assignment

[@stevealleman9206]

Most Tom Talks have more laughs than this episode of 2B1C.

[@billnye4213]

Yeh Im not a fan. I found it kind of boring and low quality. Id watch tom talks if I wanted this vibe

[@chowly]

It was great to hear Roy's whole side of taking over "This Is Not Happening", and the follow-up Ari story callback had me cracking up

[@biguprochester]

I naturally had that hate towards him when he took over. Now I like him. We suck

[@raramcgee4982]

Some big wigs super out of touch with reality fucked over a good show but we got more Roy so whatever...

[@zebsommers4464]

It was good to hear the actual reason. I still think CC should have changed the name or stopped doing the show all together. It wasn't the same without the creator.

[@ejcrafton84]

It’s nice to hear a person on this podcast that takes a moment and ponders the words he speaks before he says them compared to the one bear who is absent.

[@sammybananas]

I love it because of the juxtaposition. To enjoy words delivered in suuuuuch different ways. It is nice, but because we already get to enjoy Bork Holy Krishna (silent r)

[@RedBernie]

I was so used to the opposite I had to wait a bit to finish. Very smooth Ep with a good insight of Roy.

[@SuspiciousGanymede]

"Let's do zoom just for the terrible audio quality and delay." Got us this time Tom.

[@jammyboy67]

this audio quality isn't nearly that bad, it's tolerable. I was expecting webcam quality lol

[@jaredtrujillo4209]

At least Todd will be able to get a word in

[@teelorp8306]

And yet here we are. Spit on me, piss on me

[@dillydilly2196]

Im sick of turning this shit volume up and down

[@yargkcirtap8946]

I’m still gonna follow protocol and try it out. I’m no “Chomo”

[@benjaminrommel3586]

I don't know this man, but I like Roy Wood Jr.'s podcast guest.

[@nickhagin7825]

Not gunna lie, I love Tom and Bert, but I have to say, as a 3-4 year fan, the episode banking is starting to get out of hand.. I get that they both have horribly different schedules, and life happens, but it's just disappointing waiting for months for the show to be back to normal, finally getting an episode with the two bears, and then going right back into the filler guests.. Is it just Nadav being a terrible producer? Or are we just getting too comfortable here?

[@smoothcat1556]

This is the point you start looking at your own life, and make better choices 😂👍

[@dillydilly2196]

I wish i could like this 10000 times. Most people want to listen to something thats happening now or has happened within the last few days. Like they literally talk about stuff thats going on in the moment for them but for us its literally a month late. That annoys the shit outta me fr.

[@KevinMorris126]

@@smoothcat1556 nah he’s right the banking episodes and zoom shit is trash

[@nickhagin7825]

@@dillydilly2196 Lol its not even just a month, some of it is like 3-4 months out, and it just defeats the purpose of podcasting, like if I wanna hear someone talk from 4 months ago I'd just go watch a netflix doc, but the value of comedy and authenticity is too great for me to submit to the mainstream weekly cycle, which is why I come to these podcasts, but now they're becoming one in the same... You're better than this Tommy Buns

[@nickhagin7825]

Unfortunately, our guy is such an asshole (which is why we love him) that none of these complaints will ever be heard, but I'll keep my jeans high and tight because the comedy here is unparalleled for the time being

[@Riomojo]

I love how easy Tom makes it to know when the ads are and skip through them all

[@drizz2steezy]

the glasses or the shirt change is a blessing tbh

[@Neeboopsh]

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[@michaelfavata2720]

Roy really said we should be able to get poor people in shit jobs fired but not established people in prestigious careers. What a take.

[@robertdeluna5911]

Exactly,

[@matthewloredo3665]

Because it's easier to get shit jobs. Also he didn't say we shouldn't fire people in "prestigious careers" but it depends on what they did especially if they already went to jail and did the time for it.

[@michaelfavata2720]

@@matthewloredo3665 Roy said we should have two separate systems of accountability, where claims of wrongdoing are evaluated carefully for people in prestigious jobs, while people in shit jobs are fired without any investigation. The fact that it's easier to get shit jobs must also be weighed against the fact that a single missed paycheck is more consequential to a person working a shit job. But both of these practical considerations are irrelevant to the real point which is that it's wrong to have different standards for different classes.

[@jenk5945]

We just got Brent back wtf

[@jaredtrujillo4209]

Brent krischna sucks

[@jenk5945]

@@jaredtrujillo4209 then why do you watch two bears bud

[@jaredtrujillo4209]

@@jenk5945 I’m just following proto chomo

[@jenk5945]

Keep feathering it brotha

[@HomeOnDeranged]

I never watch when Bert isn't there. Sorry not sorry.

[@KevinMorris126]

This episode is trash 🗑 see everyone next week

[@Jeenyus]

6:13 I've never heard someone use "Dagobah system" in everyday conversation before but I like it.

[@angusyoung119]

I wasn't sure if I heard him correctly, so its nice to know this comment exists!

[@jvega419]

As a prominent member of the MALT LIQUOR Drinking Community I have a favor to ask. Mr. Segura, would you please stop advertising and promoting seltzers? Our beverage of choice is being pushed off the shelves because of political correctness and a hipster fad. Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.

[@brownstone002]

I really am not noticing any audio issues or delays whatsoever. Only halfway through so far but I don't get the complaints.

[@zachleprieur2871]

Same! People like to bitch. They dont want to admit they miss bert

[@jameswitt8124]

Same

[@tylerberg4832]

@@zachleprieur2871 bro trust me no one missed Bert. What does he add to this podcast besides telling the same 3 stories over and over and interrupting Tom

[@jazz-influent]

Buncha chomos tryna touch his camera through the fence

[@ext93]

Yeah a lot of these podcast fans are whiny children with shit-filled diapers. Like "oh no the hour long podcast is different than I expected it to be for one episode, time to bitch at the people who made it. BRB gotta go cry first"

[@ext93]

"This podcast is so much better without the regular co-host" I'm dying 😭

[@andersonash9059]

He literally said this as I read your comment😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[@stefanplaza]

This episode is too serious

[@jpanici]

I think you mean boring 😆😆😆

[@undlim]

Roy Wood's Ari impression is spectacular

[@WhatsYourSpaghettiPolicy]

"Your life is more than just your worst moments." That hit me good.

[@chickentenderanna5416]

Needed it!

[@WhatsYourSpaghettiPolicy]

@@chickentenderanna5416 Same. Was funny to hear it after thinking back on the way to work today about times in my life where I haven't liked who I was at the time.

[@migrantson]

@@WhatsYourSpaghettiPolicy All we can do every day is try to keep our jeans just a little bit higher and tighter than they were the day before. :)

[@WhatsYourSpaghettiPolicy]

@@migrantson lol This is true!

[@mitchjennings678]

+1 for this!

[@JasonRiveraLongshotProductions]

Areola is for the streets

[@pwningmonkey12]

Just saw tom at the borgata, first comedy show ever. Great time, was wierd to see him not on a screen. His new hour is hilarious. 10/10

[@grasskingdoms]

i’m seeing him in nashville in january, i’m super excited

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

I get to see him in October in Seattle 🔥fucking hyped man, how did you like his set?? Was it as good as ballhog?

[@truthtortoise3829]

I’ve had tickets to see him in January here in Dallas for 4 months now - can’t wait. Will also be my first live comedy show but Tom’s my favorite

[@Bobojanglesbo]

Ima see him in may, he really is coming everywhere

[@gquinn2599]

I was at the Borgata show too, it was amazing!

[@ethanberger3413]

Nadav in the next video: “I know the audio quality’s bad, but at least I didn’t delete the whole video this time. That makes it better, right?”

[@jonathank7394]

R.I.P burnt crystals

[@TrollHunterxXx]

👌👌👌

[@coolguy473]

"Especially 20, 30 years ago" "Oh your talking about the 70s" You old man Roy, 30 years ago was 1991

[@SkylorBeck]

Thanks for making me turn to dust like Spiderman

[@lesleyseegmiller9548]

That last sentence brought me back to earth so fast 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@jaeesbuttah]

I mean that WAS the time period Tom meant, if anything it’s Tom showing his age because he forgot the 70s are 50 years ago lol

[@sheldonherbert8116]

Reading the comments I was expecting this to be almost un watchable lmao. Y’all are to fuckin pampered. Thanks for getting us the content Tom!

[@crashfistfight]

🤖🤡

[@MegaFlorest]

@@crashfistfight Robot Clown?

[@crashfistfight]

@@MegaFlorest *a drone-like fool*

[@Audiofatuation]

Agreed

[@ext93]

@@crashfistfight 🤏🔎🍆

[@sanchezgarcia8831]

This felt more like something from the JRE than the usual silliness of 2 bears.

[@mynineridesshotgun]

or ‘Tom Talks’

[@DigitalDuelist]

Roy's Golden Corral story is one of the funniest I've heard.

[@Mike-nf6nf]

My first time in a Golden Corral was watching the police arrest a waitress for stealing tips.

[@goonymiami]

What kind of morality is that? Tony was on freaking probation, lucky to land a job, yet stealing medication from suffering patients to sell to addicts and was asking a 16yo innocent kid to lie to cover for him, which would probably make him an accomplice... Yet your final take on that is that Tony was right?

[@josef2012]

Exactly

[@sergioolivera1258]

If you don’t live in a hood or ever lived in one you won’t understand his take. Has nothing to do with morality.

[@ScreaminMadMurphy]

It's not your place to supervise someone's behavior if you aren't their boss, parent or probation officer. You'd just be putting someone you don't know out of a job.

[@tonymarselle8812]

Fuck Tony and I am Tony.

[@josef2012]

@@sergioolivera1258 I have lived in the hood and that's some bullshit.If he was taking your granny's meds you'd want to beat his ass,no?

[@bigbubbano23]

Feels like a tom talks....

[@luisc2975]

I love how I met a whole other side of Roy Wood Jr! I’ve briefly seen him on daily show, but this made me like him 100x more. I will definitely check out his podcast.

[@josevilla8586]

Tom: “Nadav let get as many Bruthas’ on my podcasts’ as possible. Two more and I become one of them”.

[@aidanbagwell9590]

All he needs now is ali saddiq and jamar neighbors to complete the gauntlet

[@josevilla8586]

He had a DJ, Entrepreneur,Athlete,Comedian, and a Doctor! Who’s next? OBAMA?

[@kristiskinner8542]

@@josevilla8586 several comedians, Ms Pat, Finesse Mitchell, Brian Simpson, now Roy. Im sure Im forgetting some others. He's had 2Short, Kane. He's well past the "2 more" mark

[@notajetplane]

I really like Roy wood Jr . Anyone here who hasn't seen him, should watch his standup.

[@landonwesterman891]

The 1 thing worse then cancal culture is comedians talking about it fuck me change the channel already

[@brucesvt96]

Man that first Roy story of the hospital was crazy. Super refreshing to actually here a story without getting interrupted every 4 seconds lol

[@tapatton9]

Not enough ad reads for me. Seriously.

[@colmocuinneagain3580]

Tom isn't using his Urban Tom voice anymore?!

[@BDGreiman]

Whats up with all the KZbin adds... every 5 mins there is an ad!

[@donaldlacks8351]

“Tom says Era wrong” LMFAOOO I’m just waiting to see someone say it

[@tylerharris6581]

Ear-uh 😂

[@TheStammzilla]

Potato potah-to, radiator rat-iator. Depends on the part of the US you grew up in. Illinois, the S is supposed to be silent, but people in Boston will argue tooth and nail that it's not silent. 🤷‍♂️

[@zachhall624]

@@TheStammzilla some people are tok'd some arent

[@genore1993]

Won.

[@DevinMcSalty]

@@zachhall624 facts

[@dinibo]

If you watch you can see Roy kept pausing waiting for Tom to jump in with his thoughts and Tom just kept saying yeah. Is this a 20 milligrams Tom situation or is he just so used to Bart he forgot how to talk? Love me some Tom but he had zero energy in this.

[@IcexQueen19]

Roy’s topics are just too dry for Tom to add anything interesting

[@TheAdventuresofBiff]

Hey can you squeeze in some more sponsors? That would be awesome!

[@TheOutdoorDude]

This should've been a "Tom Talks". Wasn't as funny as a 2bears

[@whohorst]

No Bert = Loose jeans

[@missmyoldhandle24]

Just saw Stanhope in SF...we all had to be vaxxed...and he was TOTALLY on board...also partied hard with him the entire night...guys the F*CKING GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@AbsolutelyMarinated]

Both guys look like they order stuff with extra ketchup at Waffle House.

[@tonymarselle8812]

Doesn’t everyone? Like the what’s the point of Waffle House without ketchup? Not a world I want to live in.

[@gfmfresco]

So happy Bart went back to rehab! Hope he stays there for a while

[@mad_ha]

Do you mean Bruce

[@sissyofFreemont]

Who's Brent?

[@robertdeherrera8510]

Bret Chrysler right?

[@adrianneoster309]

Bernt Krishnaw?

[@sammybananas]

That conversation in the first 30 minutes should be curriculum in schools and given a Ted Talk series. We can't be a society that values salvation, resurrection, and reformation and also condemn so permanently and to such an extreme. Someone sitting in a basement, furious that their life has been taken away, is not going to think "I guess I should think more like the people who did this to me." Without hope of redemption, there is no drive to even be better.

[@CezaMVO]

Jesus nadav is on one today . I wonder if Tom ever hits him for laughing too hard. I bet if Nadav laughed in Hitler's ear all day, the holocaust would have never happened

[@DZinkoff]

I’m excited to get into his new podcast, Roy Wood Jr’s Skeptic Tank!

[@alexisnaranjo]

Didnt know he was trying to sneak in a Tom Talks. You sneaky lil Peruvian you. Alright you and Roy get a pass but next time just call it Tom talks if you're gonna be all serious and shit

[@trinnityvidaurri3711]

This is why smart business man Tom or Nadav quit reading comments a long time ago.

[@UncleChester]

Would have made a great Tom Talk. He was not very funny for a supposed comedy show and you could tell Tom was trying to get the funny out of him. These virtual shows always suck.

[@Spudmechanic]

This felt more like a tom talk than a two bears.

[@mstreech]

Some people don’t get it

[@maynefreeland8969]

Any restaurant hiring weekly deep cleaning is cleaner than 99% of the kitchens you’ve ever eaten from. That’s like once every three months for a few. More typically twice a year.

[@kaptinKuba]

If you read this I hope YOU have an amazing work week. Make today great.

[@Gorongirl]

I think another problem with internet discussion is that no one concedes points. Things just continue to escalate. On the flip side, I've been polite on the internet since the pandemic started, and have only really encountered one or two people that were psychotic and unable to change their opinion despite overwhelming argument against their points. So not all bad.

[@onthedownside6813]

Areola is for the streets,like Wu-tang is for the children lol

[@ya-highness]

🤣😂🤣😂 good one.

[@dillydilly2196]

Sick and tired of switching the fucking volume up and down from the shitty audio quality and this dude whispering every other sentence. Im out on this one ✌

[@powerstrokepablo]

The funniest part is how fancy toms setup is just for woodlys sound to have better quality nadam keep up the good work

[@tanneryanz3592]

Woodley is the other black guy cmon man

[@faperito2389]

Running smooth on Roy's side. Acoustics on T's room is worse by a lot from what I can tell.

[@Asthmaticape]

It wasn't worth keeping Shane Gillis, only because his funny < their profit. They failed to take it that step further. He's just not funny

[@FrostyJokerr]

Tom’s Ari impersonation is absolutely killer. Had me dyiiiing bruh 🤣🤣

[@MrBenedictHeyer]

That wasn't a zoom call, this Dude must have sit in the other room :D did you guys call each other, recorded and edited it together or something? You didn't interrupt each other, there was no noise on either side. If that was zoom other podcasters need to switch to your internet provider asap.

[@briansavage932]

I love Roy. Salt of the earth dude. Plus he's from my hometown! Bham represent!

[@uonlymatterificare]

I respect Roy so much more than I already do because I have a story like his but I am still trying to fit in to society for a mistake I did at 20 and it wasn’t as bag as his.! I ruins lives!!

[@Foleydub]

This could have been filmed during the first 6mo of the pandemic for all we know. Can we get you guys to hold up a newspaper each episode so we can go back in our minds to what was happening?

[@ya-highness]

"White death threats are 50/50. A black death threat... yeah, you gotta consider that ." 🤣😂🤣😂

[@chriswright2852]

“I mean a white death threat is let’s be real 50/50” hahahhahahaa love it

[@funnydonor9484]

Tom is boring. I’m sorry 😞 .. hard work in America trumps natural talent and ability 9/10

[@mikemikemike123]

I appreciate the effort put to add Nadav’s laugh to the remote podcast lmao. It wouldn’t be the same otherwise.

[@DeFlanko]

Nadav is a National Treasure.

[@BerdFly]

When you have a good speaker/storyteller and a good listener, you have a great podcast. Its not fuggin advanced science. Its really that, simple

[@erikedmonds]

Comics speak vaguely about cancel culture. Just say what you want to say, you want Louis back.

[@andrestein6022]

Wish they works start every episode with that sweet handshake we only saw once!

[@mcr5645]

Hard to do when you have an entire arm amputated

[@zachhall624]

Bert back at it again with his urban speech and top tier black face. The transracial surgery was a massive success

[@XenoTravis]

Well this wasn't very two bears one cave. This was like a JRE episode

[@blainepeone2614]

Most boring episode yet ... woof

[@EastboundAndDowns]

Tom's impression of Ari is spot-on

[@pangolothian]

Tom.... Ed Asner died yesterday....

[@BenjiBeard]

This feels much more like a tom talk

[@SpideySensei72]

I remember when Ari made those comments about Kobi Bryant and people were saying they were going to run up on him on sight at any club he played. Watching him backpedal that shit was lowkey hilarious.

[@Alrightherewego]

Congrats on 1 mill y'all! Finally! 🤘😲