Plus-Size Accommodations w/ Tim Dillon | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 189

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@reflexer1000
@reflexer1000 Жыл бұрын
Them talking about killing people for 20 minutes, just sums up their friendship right there
@YA-ou1gl
@YA-ou1gl Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Tom is the Lake Austin Killer at this point. I've never seen him more excited than we he talls about taking someone's life.
@clevermissfox
@clevermissfox Жыл бұрын
@@YA-ou1glright? Pretending he doesn’t know how many bodies, booking his tour so he’s “out of town” for an alibi. Smart guy
@xCLIPxGODx
@xCLIPxGODx Жыл бұрын
​@@clevermissfox trying to pull the wool over our eyes and making Garth out to be a killer. I'm convinced now.
@katdog9786
@katdog9786 Жыл бұрын
Love the whole "WE" thing when Tim D talks about his stuff, selling wise. That to me means he cares about his crew. RIP BEN
@erdnasiul87
@erdnasiul87 Жыл бұрын
20 minutes of future court evidence
@trel9388
@trel9388 Жыл бұрын
Bert's best episode in a while
@fatguyonalittlebike3336
@fatguyonalittlebike3336 Жыл бұрын
Right! He’s actually lookin good, seems smarter too
@angelgjr1999
@angelgjr1999 Жыл бұрын
Bert looks like he lost some weight thanks to his sobriety ❤
@patrickwillingham8153
@patrickwillingham8153 Жыл бұрын
Bart*
@brianfoster9699
@brianfoster9699 Жыл бұрын
His intelligence and charisma were off the charts this episode
@MAASKED-W
@MAASKED-W Жыл бұрын
Rooting for ya Bart!! KEEP IT UP!! 👍
@tomdyer8518
@tomdyer8518 Жыл бұрын
I know this has been said - but Tim replacing Bart would make this show top 3 podcasts currently running, easily.
@sirdabzmcgee
@sirdabzmcgee Жыл бұрын
YES lmao if Tom and Tim did a show together that would be hilarious.
@JeffReams
@JeffReams Жыл бұрын
100% 👍
@MICHVEl12
@MICHVEl12 11 ай бұрын
I loved this episode so much. Bert needs to be replaced
@commiehunter733
@commiehunter733 10 ай бұрын
100%
@BareKnuckleBrawls
@BareKnuckleBrawls 7 ай бұрын
Why does everyone hate on Bert?
@carbonchef
@carbonchef Жыл бұрын
The Tom and Tim show would be the best.
@growingislife2148
@growingislife2148 Жыл бұрын
Yes? or YEESSS?
@ETAisNOW
@ETAisNOW Жыл бұрын
Tim Tom sounds more better
@Smokeymayne
@Smokeymayne Жыл бұрын
Anything without brent
@grimace4214
@grimace4214 Жыл бұрын
Brrrt Kershner is a movie star now
@slimthickens3981
@slimthickens3981 Жыл бұрын
The bear and otter show. Toms an otter now
@JustinPayton
@JustinPayton Жыл бұрын
The fact this podcast is only 70 minutes long, and not 3+ hours, is criminal to me.
@christophervehon9554
@christophervehon9554 Жыл бұрын
It's because Brent isn't there to ramble on...
@rollitup419
@rollitup419 Жыл бұрын
​@@christophervehon9554 Brent 😂😂😂
@gianttoothpick5478
@gianttoothpick5478 Жыл бұрын
the fact that they talked about killing someone for half of it made it up xD
@theadvocatespodcast
@theadvocatespodcast Жыл бұрын
Who Brent crystals?
@docmccoy9813
@docmccoy9813 Жыл бұрын
Let's talk about killing, drop some ads and move on on making some more money on anything else
@bixhutch6274
@bixhutch6274 Жыл бұрын
Bert is officially in Brendan Schaub territory. His own comment section hates him lol
@francescapersaud2811
@francescapersaud2811 Жыл бұрын
I know right but y lol
@justinlast2lastharder749
@justinlast2lastharder749 Жыл бұрын
Everybody likes Bert when they listen to his first special when he tells the Machine Joke...they slowly grow to dislike him the more they see from him.
@FrxmTheNxrth
@FrxmTheNxrth Жыл бұрын
He lost me at the shirtless stand up, just a gimmick & tbh unnecessary.
@paulcarmi8130
@paulcarmi8130 Жыл бұрын
@@francescapersaud2811 interrupting Foot touching Interrupting Laughing like a seal Interrupting
@DavidxBoyd
@DavidxBoyd Жыл бұрын
Well, Bert is as unlikable as Schaub…he’s a narcissist who lies constantly and fake laughs at his own jokes. Tom is awesome. Tim is awesome. Bert is trash
@Bloodmoonballroom
@Bloodmoonballroom Жыл бұрын
This is so much better than Bert’s alcoholic rambling.
@OliveOilandGasoline
@OliveOilandGasoline Жыл бұрын
Fuck sakes he's so boring. He interrupts all the time with shitty self serving stories.
@natiive1444
@natiive1444 Жыл бұрын
I agree lol. You forgot the squealing though.
@OliveOilandGasoline
@OliveOilandGasoline Жыл бұрын
@@natiive1444 Very true.
@Badhabitches
@Badhabitches Жыл бұрын
Jay Oakerson does the best impression of bert
@jessicameyer3463
@jessicameyer3463 Жыл бұрын
@@natiive1444 I only listen to Bert-free episode now due to the squeals.
@CDP151
@CDP151 Жыл бұрын
Tim is the greatest podcast guest of all-time.
@whitecandaceowens
@whitecandaceowens Жыл бұрын
Greatest podcastER
@ryanlemke1388
@ryanlemke1388 Жыл бұрын
Host *
@VoiceOfReason919
@VoiceOfReason919 Жыл бұрын
been a fan since day 1
@osio7528
@osio7528 Жыл бұрын
Alex Jones
@JG-jy7pe
@JG-jy7pe Жыл бұрын
whenever tim says "fatty boombaatty" its always like the first time🥰🥰🥰🥰🤣🤣
@icandointernets
@icandointernets Жыл бұрын
Tim n’ Tom should do a monthly podcast
@Big_AlMC
@Big_AlMC Жыл бұрын
Funny how people say this about most guest starring Podcasters. Eventually each can get a monthly spot and there would be no Bert 😂 but we still refer to each guest as Bert.
@MetalPhlex
@MetalPhlex Жыл бұрын
"Tom, in Tim" would be alot better you mean.
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic Жыл бұрын
lol man fantastic comment
@lukeut8680
@lukeut8680 Жыл бұрын
Being an American to me means seeing a disabled person, and knowing deep down they probably deserve it. - Sir Timothy Dillon
@matthewfors114
@matthewfors114 Жыл бұрын
are there disabled people who dont deserve it?
@eastsider85
@eastsider85 Жыл бұрын
so whats your disability?
@yourdadsotherfamily3530
@yourdadsotherfamily3530 Жыл бұрын
Budlightttttttt. Find your own number.
@MartiniGTGP
@MartiniGTGP Жыл бұрын
@@yourdadsotherfamily3530 that skit by Tim and me crying
@Tr4wnet
@Tr4wnet Жыл бұрын
@D0ctorf0ster I got disability from that sentence
@mrouncervideos2905
@mrouncervideos2905 Жыл бұрын
Drop Bert. Add Tim
@brianginn2162
@brianginn2162 3 ай бұрын
I second that
@zach7821
@zach7821 Жыл бұрын
its nice having an episode where Tom gets to talk
@AdamThoba2
@AdamThoba2 Жыл бұрын
i dont get the joke. is it burt inturrupts alot?
@kaylacurran2718
@kaylacurran2718 Жыл бұрын
​@AdamThoba2 you've obviously never watched bert.. what he does
@OliveOilandGasoline
@OliveOilandGasoline Жыл бұрын
Amen.
@BlazRa
@BlazRa Жыл бұрын
​@@kaylacurran2718well what do you expect he's usually half drunk and buzzing off of sugar
@bossHogOG
@bossHogOG Жыл бұрын
He has nothing to say.
@John_B.
@John_B. Жыл бұрын
Everytime Bert is out, I’m here! Timmy D is just a bonus
@importtuner2oo4
@importtuner2oo4 Жыл бұрын
Guy ruins every show with his squealing..
@toughguychumzee
@toughguychumzee Жыл бұрын
@@importtuner2oo4 his fake squealing laugh is half of his entire shtick. So tired of him, I only watch 2b when he’s absent
@FL-Kman
@FL-Kman Жыл бұрын
I love tom but bert needs to go, replace him with stavvy or tim or other guests! Just no more bert for the love of all of garths victims
@ph1losopher
@ph1losopher Жыл бұрын
100% The episodes without Burnt are less exhausting.
@sitonmuhdeckasshole
@sitonmuhdeckasshole Жыл бұрын
@@FL-Kmanfeels like he’s blackmailing people into doing podcasts with him haha
@jakessea
@jakessea Жыл бұрын
Bert’s foot getting cut off is the best opener I’ve ever heard.
@kornklone
@kornklone Жыл бұрын
Is this a joke I'm just missing?
@taram4414
@taram4414 Жыл бұрын
​@@kornklonesugar foot aka diabetes
@MM-zs7rp
@MM-zs7rp Жыл бұрын
I could listen to Tim and Tom mock the fats all freaking day
@Digitaaliklosetti
@Digitaaliklosetti Жыл бұрын
I'm a long time representative of the fats, and honestly same.
@shanebevilacquapickels1276
@shanebevilacquapickels1276 Жыл бұрын
I wish they woulda hit on the Fat Poors
@miroirs-jumeaux
@miroirs-jumeaux Жыл бұрын
​@@DigitaaliklosettiYou mean constituent, not representative, assuming you're not speaking for the fats using your thin privilege to dominate the discourse!
@Digitaaliklosetti
@Digitaaliklosetti Жыл бұрын
@@miroirs-jumeaux ESL moment. I was struggling for a word and that's the closest I could recall
@miroirs-jumeaux
@miroirs-jumeaux Жыл бұрын
​@@shanebevilacquapickels1276They did! who else did you think the increased detention capacity of California would be for?
@neildillon4177
@neildillon4177 Жыл бұрын
the fat accommodation segment was the hardest I’ve laughed in months 😂
@e.starling141
@e.starling141 8 ай бұрын
Same 😂
@pt93music
@pt93music Жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon and YMH is consistently the best crossover 😂
@littlewigglemonster7691
@littlewigglemonster7691 Жыл бұрын
he never fails
@HITTHEPANDA
@HITTHEPANDA Жыл бұрын
There's way better tim Dillon crossovers than ymh lol
@talkingmoney4499
@talkingmoney4499 Жыл бұрын
Yes but that bad friends and 2 bears was pretty amazing
@will_boner17
@will_boner17 Жыл бұрын
Tim needs to do Dr. Drew After Dark with the live phone lines up now.
@jessebremner5209
@jessebremner5209 Жыл бұрын
​@@HITTHEPANDA what's your favorites?
@christopherart8
@christopherart8 Жыл бұрын
Tom constantly nervously looking at his producer while they were talking about murder is literally killing me
@tmacfan824
@tmacfan824 Жыл бұрын
lol RIP
@OliveOilandGasoline
@OliveOilandGasoline Жыл бұрын
That was an epic back and forth directly on the edge.
@Rogerkonijntje
@Rogerkonijntje Жыл бұрын
mission accomplished ;)
@Corkoth55
@Corkoth55 Жыл бұрын
Nadav is Googling
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic Жыл бұрын
rofl amazing
@OliveOilandGasoline
@OliveOilandGasoline Жыл бұрын
Waaaaaaay more Tom and Tim. This is incredible. Let Bert make movies.
@adammiller5727
@adammiller5727 Жыл бұрын
It’s nice having a co host for Tom that doesn’t weeze his way through a whole episode
@timfondiggle2582
@timfondiggle2582 Жыл бұрын
Shit it annoying, just squealing constantly
@Thankyou12490
@Thankyou12490 Жыл бұрын
It honestly baffles me how popular he has become, he’s got like 3 good jokes on old specials and they aren’t extraordinarily funny either.
@cozza819
@cozza819 Жыл бұрын
I have never ever understood how people have ever watched Bert when he's like that. I have never been able to watch two bears for that reason. There are some good podcasts out there where Bert doesn't act like a complete retard and they are enjoyable.
@pjchris2160
@pjchris2160 Жыл бұрын
Uhh hunner percent
@lillagahnavich7700
@lillagahnavich7700 Жыл бұрын
​@@timfondiggle2582yall are just hayderz Bee ....never got any bitches to walk back to your trucks with ya and dont know what funny is like Machine and Gringo Papi
@owenarchibald3398
@owenarchibald3398 Жыл бұрын
Yessssssssss it’s Tim thank god
@Gayactormichaeldouglas6969
@Gayactormichaeldouglas6969 Жыл бұрын
All I thought too 😅🎉
@kreegak3802
@kreegak3802 Жыл бұрын
I literally just yelled at top of my lungs Yessssssssss......tom segura and tim dillon time to cry from laughter
@Bittamin
@Bittamin Жыл бұрын
Start the week of right 🎉
@rogaru
@rogaru Жыл бұрын
My 2 favorite tims in comedy
@hueyjackie6383
@hueyjackie6383 Жыл бұрын
I'm not a gay man but I'd let Tim blo me n honestly. . .I'd prolly blo him too
@15clank
@15clank 3 ай бұрын
Tom segura looks like mr.clean if he spent 45 years doing drugs . He looks like “Mr. Getting clean”
@apexmma9425
@apexmma9425 Жыл бұрын
Bert was really good at letting Tom talk on this episode
@DeejayRach0
@DeejayRach0 Жыл бұрын
More of this original comment please
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic Жыл бұрын
you're right. totally true dude
@raidzeromatt
@raidzeromatt Жыл бұрын
​@@DeejayRach0Hey, I'm just glad other people dislike him as well Tom needs to lose that dead weight
@RutherfordBeehayze-kw2mz
@RutherfordBeehayze-kw2mz Жыл бұрын
I was so disappointed when i found out that like 98% of Berts stories are completely fake.
@drinkswatere
@drinkswatere Жыл бұрын
@@RutherfordBeehayze-kw2mzyeah. Everyone has absurd stories they can swear to that most people probably think is bs but is really true but he has way too many. Like one I heard recently is that he was offered the role to be a Jedi in star wars but he turned it down… now there’s a chance he was in the multiverse but because it’s bert I don’t believe it for a second. The thought of Bert as a Jedi is hilarious though.
@wadeboggs5163
@wadeboggs5163 Жыл бұрын
For two bears sake, I hope Bart gets a five movie franchise contract, all made in foreign countries
@anthonyzullo
@anthonyzullo Жыл бұрын
I do hope him the best. Guys declining because his kids are leaving and he is an alcoholic, it's kind of sad to watch but not funny sad. Berts a decent dude, if he was sober thr last 20 of his existence. He would do some great shit for others no doubt.
@neilgray9822
@neilgray9822 Жыл бұрын
​@@anthonyzullo😢
@jasonnash1421
@jasonnash1421 Жыл бұрын
@@anthonyzullo I feel bad for his poor children. They will be in their 20’s without a father. But that’s not new because he’s never been a role model. They didn’t ask for this. Bless them ❤
@brewstar58
@brewstar58 Жыл бұрын
Yeah ~ Burt is getting WAY overrated,imho
@notjdawg
@notjdawg Жыл бұрын
nah man bert outlives us all.
@jokeronline702
@jokeronline702 Жыл бұрын
Tim so underrated everything he’s in he is so funny. Never fails to make me laugh
@MikeOxlong1027
@MikeOxlong1027 Жыл бұрын
Tim dillon is a 1 in a million mind. Someone who can truly watch the world burn with a smile on his face because he sees the hilarity of it all. Love it
@matguerra333
@matguerra333 Жыл бұрын
You think he's 1 in a million? I have 4 friends that are basically him. Wtf are you talking about?
@atomicalien4
@atomicalien4 Жыл бұрын
​@@matguerra333 relax
@MikeOxlong1027
@MikeOxlong1027 Жыл бұрын
@Mat Guerra uhh good for you? I don't know what response you're hoping for here bud. I'm glad you have funny friends 👌
@rayn_0ff
@rayn_0ff Жыл бұрын
I read "the Hillary of it all"
@ironman4life89
@ironman4life89 Жыл бұрын
​@@matguerra333 to be one in a million means there's literally thousands of you out there
@isla5041
@isla5041 Жыл бұрын
Tommy can finally tell us a story
@gingerandthegiantpodcast9859
@gingerandthegiantpodcast9859 Жыл бұрын
“ToM cAn FiNaLlY tAlK” durrrrrrr
@amslu
@amslu Жыл бұрын
Bert is 10x more entertaining
@theartofwar6723
@theartofwar6723 Жыл бұрын
@@amslu you spelled annoying wrong
@jjjsofficial7478
@jjjsofficial7478 Жыл бұрын
Think of an original comment🤣
@Smokeymayne
@Smokeymayne Жыл бұрын
​@@amslu nope
@solsurvivor5899
@solsurvivor5899 Жыл бұрын
I think Tim might be Tom’s actual favorite guest.
@bigearlz1
@bigearlz1 Жыл бұрын
All Tom's future vacation suggestions to Christina P are, "we should rent a boat"
@rayn_0ff
@rayn_0ff Жыл бұрын
Not good enough? We should go on a cruise.
@lisaspencer1057
@lisaspencer1057 Жыл бұрын
They have a boat. They live on a lake. Lol
@bigearlz1
@bigearlz1 Жыл бұрын
I'm referencing part of the podcast where Tom talks about husbands killing wives on boats.
@robh467
@robh467 Жыл бұрын
"Any of your friends killed someone" .."yeah, lots of em. One of em, we've both been on his podcast a bunch..."
@DarkDecimus
@DarkDecimus Жыл бұрын
Bart's best friend calling his movie "The Machinist" was an amazing endorsement of love!
@fartgangtv9143
@fartgangtv9143 Жыл бұрын
In Bert's mind he's as skinny as Christian Bale in that movie lol
@soadtoad87
@soadtoad87 Жыл бұрын
I almost spit out my coffee. Tommy caught me off guard with Machinist
@mattmayo3539
@mattmayo3539 Жыл бұрын
That movie is tanking.
@darrenburke1369
@darrenburke1369 Жыл бұрын
He said the "The Machine is"
@shugarbage
@shugarbage Жыл бұрын
@@darrenburke1369 no he didn't
@dig_limited
@dig_limited Жыл бұрын
Tim > Bert ... Wow who would have thunk removing Bert's annoying fake laugh and unfunny lies would make the show better?!
@iwanttoliveinthewoods
@iwanttoliveinthewoods Жыл бұрын
It's great to see Berts lost weight and gotten funnier. Good for him 😊
@tylerp0526
@tylerp0526 Жыл бұрын
Best bears episode ever. The chemistry between the 2 of them is undeniable.
@scotts3335
@scotts3335 Жыл бұрын
Really? I thought it was unbearable
@billbillson3129
@billbillson3129 Жыл бұрын
It's cuz they killed a homeless together. Really bonds the bros.... Allegedly....
@OliveOilandGasoline
@OliveOilandGasoline Жыл бұрын
Absolutely. These are the two bears we need!
@OliveOilandGasoline
@OliveOilandGasoline Жыл бұрын
​@@scotts3335 unBearAble . Fuck that this is way better with Tim. Bert kills my brain.
@hansteevO0666
@hansteevO0666 Жыл бұрын
Well Tommy shoots ropes and Tim likes to crochet so it's a match made in heaven
@zeee23
@zeee23 Жыл бұрын
They match each other's energy so damn well, this is literally one of the best episodes!
@monehget
@monehget Жыл бұрын
Bert looks 200 lbs lighter and had an enjoyable demeanor this time. He was funny this episode too!
@BlazRa
@BlazRa Жыл бұрын
Tim is actually fatter he just wears dark clothes And Bert usually has his shirt off so you can really see his fat
@calebbean7749
@calebbean7749 Жыл бұрын
​@@BlazRa i think you missed the joke...
@BlazRa
@BlazRa Жыл бұрын
@@calebbean7749 I don't really care about the joke I'm just laying down the law I'm keeping the facts straight
@BlazRa
@BlazRa Жыл бұрын
@@calebbean7749 I've been appointed Sheriff of these here comments!
@gregscrabshack2307
@gregscrabshack2307 Жыл бұрын
berk chisler has really gotten better
@hamishsmith2685
@hamishsmith2685 Жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is a blessing, he doesn't smoke cigarettes down to the filter and should play a grown up Eric Cartman in a South Park film.
@KAPILANKADREALESTATE
@KAPILANKADREALESTATE Жыл бұрын
Lmao he would make the perfect cartman
@sachamusica1
@sachamusica1 Жыл бұрын
That's what's good about him
@Shillmehowtolive
@Shillmehowtolive Жыл бұрын
I have always thought of him as a grown up Cartman! 😂
@lucio989
@lucio989 Жыл бұрын
Tom could be Mr slave
@saywhat9158
@saywhat9158 Жыл бұрын
Omg...I had that same identical thought about Cartman in the first ten minutes of watching this.
@TheOrlandoTrustfull
@TheOrlandoTrustfull Жыл бұрын
I'm sure he is a wonderful friend, and a good time to be around, but Bertless episodes are the only ones I watch now.
@ajilla708
@ajilla708 Жыл бұрын
Same
@JustinMack-mq9kn
@JustinMack-mq9kn Жыл бұрын
Same
@skyler62itodi
@skyler62itodi Жыл бұрын
I still don't mind him lol
@seanezekielsmith
@seanezekielsmith Жыл бұрын
uh hundred percent
@datruliverking
@datruliverking Жыл бұрын
SAME
@vxdra
@vxdra Жыл бұрын
54:00 is the hardest I've laughed in a while. God bless you Tim!
@thebotimusbot5795
@thebotimusbot5795 Жыл бұрын
Anyone who watched the first 30 mins of this podcast is now on an FBI list 😂😂😂
@BrittonCourseu-rh8jc
@BrittonCourseu-rh8jc Жыл бұрын
Seeing ads with Bert on episodes that don't involve him triggers a rage inside of me that makes me want to invite him on a boat trip
@deathbycognitivedissonance5036
@deathbycognitivedissonance5036 Жыл бұрын
I'll start chumming the water. 🦈
@commiehunter733
@commiehunter733 10 ай бұрын
These 2 should be the host PERMANENTLY ❤
@bulldog705612
@bulldog705612 Жыл бұрын
I am tired of no one talking about how Tim looks like John Wanye Gacey. He needs to do a film where he plays him the days before he gets caught.
@stevengrabo
@stevengrabo Жыл бұрын
He is John Wayne Gacy and Garth Brooks
@anewbugmusic
@anewbugmusic Жыл бұрын
@@stevengrabo tom is garth brooks w the grey beard
@stevengrabo
@stevengrabo Жыл бұрын
@@anewbugmusic Millard Fillmore is Alec Baldwin
@tylerschroeder3722
@tylerschroeder3722 Жыл бұрын
He looks like Michael Moore
@music_city_menace
@music_city_menace Жыл бұрын
He looks like Henry the limo driver (Rick Ducommun) from the movie Blank Check. If there's ever a remake of that he would be perfect for the role imo.
@CoachKaye723
@CoachKaye723 Жыл бұрын
Shout out to Tim D for rocking the Briermere Farms hat... It's a 100+ year old farm on Eastern LI with the best pies.
@sabovics
@sabovics Жыл бұрын
Strawberry Rhubarb!!
@LorD0PinkYring
@LorD0PinkYring Жыл бұрын
@@sabovics < raspberry cream my dude.
@anewbugmusic
@anewbugmusic Жыл бұрын
@@LorD0PinkYring yes n the blueberry
@danboyd6180
@danboyd6180 9 ай бұрын
This is why I stopped listening to YMH a while back when they refused to address certain topics Which is why I Love Tim, he makes you address everything
@kylegardiner3901
@kylegardiner3901 Жыл бұрын
A two bear one cave without Bert? I'm in!
@VitaKet
@VitaKet Жыл бұрын
The only ones I watch.
@monjava
@monjava 9 ай бұрын
Same. And this has to be the majority consensus. Tom has to know this, so how long do we think he drags Bert along before cutting him loose? He’s becoming one of the most hated ‘comedians’ (?) running
@ericachacon8337
@ericachacon8337 6 ай бұрын
Honestly, as Bert has gained more notoriety, he has just become so pleased with himself for no valid reason, that it's nauseating.
@jakesmall3454
@jakesmall3454 Жыл бұрын
Tim dillons 4th of July “being an American means to me” rant is the greatest moment in podcast history lmao
@ryanm7615
@ryanm7615 Жыл бұрын
One of the greatest rants in the history of man kind. Going to listen again now.
@333camcamcam
@333camcamcam Жыл бұрын
He’s got a few of those. My favorite would be his rant on his episode Life In The Big City
@Matteuslee
@Matteuslee Жыл бұрын
I cannot wait to blare it on my boat on the 4th calling my best friend who has been the group fool a retard.
@allthesmallthings1041
@allthesmallthings1041 Жыл бұрын
Looking at a disabled person and Knowing somewhere deep down they deserve it
@FRM101
@FRM101 Жыл бұрын
1:17 Got to appreciate Tom Segura's skill for subtle digs ('the machinst' a 2004 Christian Bale drama).
@johnszczerba9979
@johnszczerba9979 Жыл бұрын
Who doesn't miss Bert at all?
@thelastdrive-inscreen2393
@thelastdrive-inscreen2393 Жыл бұрын
That squealing deflated balloon laugh ran its course.
@michaelmccorry2803
@michaelmccorry2803 Жыл бұрын
He got old fast, we get it your an alchohalic mess. Find something new to joke about
@gordonjordan9491
@gordonjordan9491 Жыл бұрын
If the sin of gluttony was a comedian, it would be Burrrp
@Digitaaliklosetti
@Digitaaliklosetti Жыл бұрын
I don't know Bert Kreischer at all as a comedian or a as a person, but seeing so many comment sections full of people hating on him gives me joy and energy.
@Dementia.Pugilistica
@Dementia.Pugilistica Жыл бұрын
You guys all say this but when he quits the podcast you'll all cry about it let's be honest
@Good_Horsey
@Good_Horsey Жыл бұрын
Between the murder talk and the fat accomodations, this was killing me 😂
@jmb9701
@jmb9701 11 ай бұрын
Hes a perfect compliment to Tom. Great at riffing, solid timing, a bit edgy and probably just as racist as bert.
@Poise716
@Poise716 Жыл бұрын
This combination of humans is PERFECTTTTTTTTTT. You guys need to do one of these at least once a month. Preferably twice!!
@williemasterofdestruction5339
@williemasterofdestruction5339 8 ай бұрын
*thrice
@UPTAUT
@UPTAUT Жыл бұрын
Just 2 guys talking about completely reasonable things we all think about it.
@pastrie42
@pastrie42 Жыл бұрын
“The machinist” made me laugh so fucking hard. The juxtaposition of Bert and death’s door Christian Bale is fucking hilarious.
@johnadams9514
@johnadams9514 Жыл бұрын
Tim is the only person who isn’t afraid to mention Nick Mullen by name
@isthisPG
@isthisPG Жыл бұрын
why are other people afraid to?
@davidfain8722
@davidfain8722 Жыл бұрын
​@@isthisPG because they haven't accepted that they're gay yet like the rest of us cumtown and tafs fans
@TJ-qn3cm
@TJ-qn3cm Жыл бұрын
He even says he believes him like Nick Mullen is always concrete evidence. Referencing Nick is certifying facts lol
@HogSZN
@HogSZN Жыл бұрын
​@@papa_pttheir loss, nick is funnier than every other comedian on this horrid app
@HogSZN
@HogSZN Жыл бұрын
@@papa_pt lol
@Christopher-md7tf
@Christopher-md7tf Жыл бұрын
Bert's Better Help ad about being too focused on others is comedy gold lmao
@dabsindeeddabsindeed7205
@dabsindeeddabsindeed7205 Жыл бұрын
Numbers don't lie 1.2 million views in 2 wks...Best performance this month lol keep It up Boyz
@TSwaggoner
@TSwaggoner Жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is straight up the funniest person off the cuff that has ever lived.
@djentile7773
@djentile7773 Жыл бұрын
Tim, nick mullen and Norm Macdonald are the funniest people ever I'd say.
@steveking6130
@steveking6130 Жыл бұрын
And Eric morecambe
@mrburns805
@mrburns805 Жыл бұрын
Theo is pretty damn funny off the cuff. His shit is way more random though. Idk anybody else who thinks like him.
@jesusfreak7365
@jesusfreak7365 Жыл бұрын
@@mrburns805 Gang!Gang!
@joshuagumpert8910
@joshuagumpert8910 Жыл бұрын
@@mrburns805 it’s a little too random sometimes. As in , some of it just makes no sense at all. It’s randomness for the sake of randomness.
@TurtleCommander7
@TurtleCommander7 Жыл бұрын
Tim just reacts so much better when its not Bert, also im sure his BP is so much lower when Bert is gone lol
@jjjsofficial7478
@jjjsofficial7478 Жыл бұрын
ToM CaN FInALLy TaLK durrrrrr
@anthonyphillips7642
@anthonyphillips7642 Жыл бұрын
@@jjjsofficial7478I can’t tell if that’s sarcasm or just how your brain really works as a burnt fan lol
@jasonnash1421
@jasonnash1421 Жыл бұрын
@@jjjsofficial7478 ratioed loser 😂
@MotherLoveGaming
@MotherLoveGaming Жыл бұрын
wait are you talking about Tim Tom or Tim Tim
@holymacarenafin2319
@holymacarenafin2319 Жыл бұрын
​​@@anthonyphillips7642 nah im Tom fan but you bitsh 4ss ninjas are like bullied kids at playground. Whining for something you cause youself.
@chrisr529
@chrisr529 7 ай бұрын
Please get rid of bert, most people hate him . He used ro be funny when he first came on the scene . But now everyone agrees hes just annoying .
@jp.dlamini
@jp.dlamini Жыл бұрын
Tim flirting with Tom: "the bond you get killing someone with another person, must be amazing!" 😃
@D4n1t0o
@D4n1t0o Жыл бұрын
Great sociopathic chemistry. Love it.
@TwitterAR3
@TwitterAR3 9 ай бұрын
Great to see Bert is finally letting others talk.
@AardvarkACP
@AardvarkACP Жыл бұрын
Tim & Tom show would be so fantastic! As much as I love Brent, Tim Tom can actually improv and vibe through a whole story before moving to the next 😅
@visionmission605
@visionmission605 Жыл бұрын
dickriding at its finest
@jp.dlamini
@jp.dlamini Жыл бұрын
Lol Brent🤣
@goodlooksmediagroup
@goodlooksmediagroup Жыл бұрын
This needs to become a regular podcast. They are perfect with each other. 🐐🐐
@terrybenham2584
@terrybenham2584 Жыл бұрын
Yesssss! Exactly
@sitonmuhdeckasshole
@sitonmuhdeckasshole Жыл бұрын
They would get triple the views as he and Burnt
@jonnym4670
@jonnym4670 7 ай бұрын
I am 100% sure these two have killed someone together at this point
@jamesconnelly3189
@jamesconnelly3189 Жыл бұрын
I was in a 2 hour Tim Dillon rabbit hole on KZbin waiting for 2 bears to upload and the guest is Tim Dillon. It’s gonna be a good day
@leslielearnorth
@leslielearnorth Ай бұрын
Haha!! This is the 2nd of the videos in my TD rabbit hole!!!!
@Essenence
@Essenence Жыл бұрын
Guy in the back cracking up just adds to this great podcast 😂😂
@TrueRattlehead
@TrueRattlehead 8 ай бұрын
Laughing like a psycho! 😂
@AMLxCAMS
@AMLxCAMS 9 ай бұрын
It’s crazy the calories she has to eat to be that big and stay that size.
@joewat3982
@joewat3982 Жыл бұрын
I shed a small tear when Tim said, *_"If you care about excursions, you wouldn't look like that..."_* *Delicious Logic!!!*
@lalolegit88
@lalolegit88 Жыл бұрын
We need a Tommy and Dilly podcast. I could listen to these two all day 😅
@lisaspencer1057
@lisaspencer1057 Жыл бұрын
I couldn’t love these two together more. Tim’s vibe is10,000 times funnier with someone egging him on and evil Tom is the best person to do it. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@vldmaiden
@vldmaiden Жыл бұрын
instant gold episode because of Tim
@bryces8153
@bryces8153 Жыл бұрын
I love seeing Tim gaining such a large audience so fast. He's the best satire comedian i have ever heard.
@pho-King
@pho-King Жыл бұрын
you must b young
@bryces8153
@bryces8153 Жыл бұрын
@@pho-King I mean, I guess but all comedy is subjective 🤷‍♂
@Ndizzyinthehizzy
@Ndizzyinthehizzy Жыл бұрын
​@@bryces8153Tim Dillon during 2020 was his prime. His current stuff is still great, but something about his clarity in the sea of chaos that was the Pandemic just felt different.
@steec6713
@steec6713 Жыл бұрын
Except that he's apparently all about free speech but strikes smaller channels. I was very disappointed.
@Highreel
@Highreel 8 ай бұрын
The people laughing in the background deserve a raise
@warspyder7406
@warspyder7406 Жыл бұрын
Yessss. Tom can finish a sentence today.
@saltedpeanut5571
@saltedpeanut5571 Жыл бұрын
These two together has had me laughing the hardest in my life multiple times.
@albete116
@albete116 Жыл бұрын
I love Tim Dillon. Hes gay. But.. He does not flash it, show it.. He´s just gay in his own time. It´s not part of his "sell" he is just being funny AF. I don´t care what sexual preferance people have, just bring something to the table! black, white, green, blue, gay, trans, hetero.. WHOOOO THE FUCK CAARES! just be funny and we will love ya!
@ericchestnut857
@ericchestnut857 Жыл бұрын
I would listen to the Tim & Tom show everyday all day if it was a real thing. Let's make "TNT" a real thing!
@evanbloch6091
@evanbloch6091 Жыл бұрын
Love when Thomas and Timothy come together and discuss real world issues
@20fknyrs39
@20fknyrs39 Жыл бұрын
41:51 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 im dead. "you ever had a fried apple" ?!?!
@ericachacon8337
@ericachacon8337 4 ай бұрын
"HAAAY!!!! CLERLENE!!!" 😂😂😂
@YA-ou1gl
@YA-ou1gl Жыл бұрын
Im fairly certain after this episode that Tom is the Lake Austin Killer.
@mikew2893
@mikew2893 Жыл бұрын
This is the 2 bears we always wanted
@LLynneM
@LLynneM Жыл бұрын
*“California needs to be saved.”* It’s entirely too big. Its the same area of 10 East Coast states. Wouldn’t splitting it into 5 states really help? CA1 -Sacramento CA2 - SanFran CA3 - whatever ?? CA4 - LA CA5 - San Diego I think it would fix a lot of issues. I mean separating from LA sounds great right?? Hehe
@mcmedia3106
@mcmedia3106 Жыл бұрын
Another wholesome father son podcast.
@sergrum1082
@sergrum1082 Жыл бұрын
The Pig is back
@greekbyassociation
@greekbyassociation Жыл бұрын
Omg I haven't laughed this hard in such a long time even on Timmy's podcast this is the best podcast I've heard almost hands down
@liadown9052
@liadown9052 11 ай бұрын
Note to self: Never go boating with Tom.
@adriansmajlaj86
@adriansmajlaj86 Жыл бұрын
Tom and Tim brainstorming how to murder someone will go down as one of my all-time favorite yet horrifying podcast segments
@tyjandrews
@tyjandrews Жыл бұрын
This podcast legit made me laugh out loud, and I'm getting ready for a funeral. Excellent pod by Tim and Tim!
@josef2012
@josef2012 Жыл бұрын
🙏💗
@derekduncan900
@derekduncan900 Жыл бұрын
Omg...if Bert lost a limb due to drinking..will he now stop boozing? I knew a guy who refused to stop who eventually was in a wheelchair since he had stubs for legs. Sad
@johnnymackjr.9037
@johnnymackjr.9037 Жыл бұрын
Tom is the only comedian who makes me not skip the promo
@andreranch6161
@andreranch6161 Жыл бұрын
You should hear Tim read them
@Londonroadsocialclub
@Londonroadsocialclub Жыл бұрын
Bart has lost a ton of weight and is very insightful this week!
@Dominic018
@Dominic018 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ryanwilloughby472
@ryanwilloughby472 Жыл бұрын
It seems everyone hates Bert so much in the comments and I can’t tell how much of it is legitimate lmao
@norab7432
@norab7432 Жыл бұрын
Love that Daft Punk vinyl! And love to see Tim squared on this lovely Monday! ❤😊
@gtrriffs
@gtrriffs Жыл бұрын
💯🤟
@TheEasyLifee
@TheEasyLifee Жыл бұрын
I watch so many podcasts alll day but for whatever reason I just CANT watch solo pods or only audio pods. Tim dillion, Chris d'lea, theo von, even chrissy D does like a 45min history one in-between the normal ones. So when i see them as guests or hosts of other pods I click instantly.
@davidclarke3164
@davidclarke3164 Жыл бұрын
Tom consistently has some of the best classic and modern vinyl albums behind him
@Garblegox
@Garblegox Жыл бұрын
If flight attendants were always in the habit of giving her a seatbelt extender without asking, or better yet set her up with one when she checked her baggage, she'd be offended at the assumption that she's too fat for the seatbelts.
@jeffschlagel5632
@jeffschlagel5632 11 ай бұрын
Tom your a great comedian. But every time you try to talk about politics on a serious note, I am really confused about whether you joking or not. Stick to comedy. Stay away from politics.
@johnadams9514
@johnadams9514 Жыл бұрын
There is no way Tom hasn’t choked somebody to death in some impoverished part of the world
@MoreBud-Angel
@MoreBud-Angel Жыл бұрын
A+
@asorsh3
@asorsh3 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 his mama is from Peru 🇵🇪
@blindthrall
@blindthrall Жыл бұрын
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