PB&J with Chips | ASMR

[@WhitmanEntertainment]

Whenever ER starts a video with that damn look on his face I know we're in for some hilariously mischievous shit.

[@madiichan1486]

I had this exact thought lolol

[@Zacjd]

Franchesca Whispers ASMR could be dead or alive wtf i cant find out anything and they wont let me post on reddit /asmr

[@madiichan1486]

@@Zacjd what

[@Langlin22]

That's his face of a little trolling

[@Chikxn]

@@Zacjd english please

[@TheDamisen]

Only ER has the skill to wordlessly communicate a hand, with a mind of it’s own, fearfully looking at its owner before continuing to wave to the audience

[@end.olives]

Am i high or this comment is really hard to read and could use some pontuation

[@jockdouglass3824]

It's like do I keep having or... :Er: yes that's enough.

[@TheDamisen]

@@end.olives it’s hard to read, but so is “Pontuation” I was on phone and just typed it out fast. Just made sense in my head

[@invidiaboys3999]

Fax tho

[@joshlee350]

0:01 “Good now. I hope you are doing well.”

[@SEESBoy-hy8jz]

43:37 DROP THAT FUCKIN' BEAT

DJ ER

[@okinakaijuu]

THAT PART HAD ME SO HYPE FOR NO REASON LOOL

[@julianstrauss3843]

Got me crying xD

[@Fetch_Productions]

@DDrummer Lol he was talking about normal plain potato chips lol

[@sathariel3231]

Yeah waiting for the mixtape still...

[@machaney11]

He must have just got out the pool. That's when chip sandwiches hit the hardest.

[@trcar87]

How is this simultaneously unbelievably specific and extremely relatable?

[@machaney11]

@@trcar87 we all share the same deep rooted fever dreams of childhood 😂

[@BubblesMcNair]

Sammich*

[@evangault1392]

@@BubblesMcNair Sand of Wich

[@bleachwithcereal6910]

@@evangault1392 which sand?

[@benji9415]

It would honestly be kinda funny if he did The Sims ASMR and just talked for an hour in simlish

[@Mashamazzi]

Its almost surprising that he hasn't (to my knowledge)

[@jakeg.1089]

That’s just unintelligible whispering which he’s done for an hour

[@Mashamazzi]

@@jakeg.1089 I think he'd do Simlish a little different

[@eeljai2048]

@@jakeg.1089 simish isn’t gibberish it’s actual words just search up like great big story sims it’s pretty cool

[@MagnumLoadedTractor]

It's and actual language made by 2 people

[@RyudenTamarashi]

So you see, that's where the tingles began....that smile....that damn smile.

[@caetetv602]

Varg vikernes

[@mrbioshock783]

Bingus

[@user-zv7py1xq8b]

Get a fetus sandwich 🥪

[@nickgrey1279]

Hannah baker

[@Steyr_Aug]

It is not power of his creation

[@keegankarg5096]

I’m getting tingles and he’s just waving at me

[@grantian413]

hmm yes

[@TheDamisen]

The magic of ER

[@charliewilson9884]

Menacingly

[@swag7903]

yes this is what we call "fear"

[@cokodogo00]

That’s called visual tingles my man

[@aarrow24]

Don’t worry rift, my Professor prescribed hand also does that.

[@iceeternal8757]

0:00 “Smile and wave boys, just smile and wave” ~Skipper

[@rocketboy352]

This recipe is really good. I made a few modifications when I tried it though. I didn't have any peanut butter, so I used nothing butter instead. I also didn't use grape jelly, I used milk. I personally like the ends of the bread, so I used two 8oz sirloins for the bread. I thought the doritos were an excellent choice of chips, but I wanted to go foreign for my chips. I opted for moose tracks ice cream for my chips.

[@ohdontmindme4241]

Ahhh... a true pioneer testing the human limit

[@taylorswiftie5943]

Ahh you did it again master this sounds absolutely astonishing 👨🏻👌🏻

[@calstri]

It just kept getting better as you read lol

[@Biid21]

We do a little bit of trolling

[@samuelpark5679]

you are a great man

[@boosted7088]

Netflix: are you still watching? Somebody's daughter: 32:39

[@HyperactiveExtrovert]

Ah hhhheeeeeeeelllll nah

[@okinakaijuu]

48:47 This reminded me of his older videos where he used slow motion to elongate the sound of the trigger he was doing. Shoutout to the OGs of this channel.

[@supdudeitsdev6453]

**goes close to mic** **opens mouth** me: good now him: **backs away leaving us hanging**

[@Sorin96]

Uncle E's whispering is truly the most relaxing thing ever

[@Crustovavs]

I second that

[@type-10]

@@Crustovavs I third that

[@onelusciouslad7841]

@@Samstar369 I guess that's opinionated cause I still find it really relaxing

[@andreuscooper6129]

When he said the chips go On ThE sAnDwItCh I felt that

[@iSweat]

Correction: “a-w-n; AWN the sammich”

[@Gamma7DroidSecurity]

Chips on the sand witch?

[@marygerry1896]

When he said “they fuck it up” I felt that lol

[@brierodriguez3254]

😂😂😂

[@no_stick_drummer2735]

@@iSweat I lost it when he said that because my name is Shawn

[@ВиталийСаламон-н8ъ]

First 15 seconds will haunt me my whole life.

[@txuailz]

He watches your soul terrified and just waves slowly

[@KangaShiro]

watch it at 0.25x speed for the best experience

[@wyattlindsey5953]

Bro, for real haha

[@TheDarkRaven-77]

Mom: hey what did you do today? Me: I watched a man for 51 minutes making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with chips..

[@travissloan5296]

Did you mean… PoTaTo ChiPs?

[@brokenstage17]

@@travissloan5296 nah he meant woodchips

[@gadd1111]

Time well spent

[@mroak6504]

If it makes you feel better, I actually tried it. *And I'm making another one tomorrow.*

[@alex_or_something7581]

@@gadd1111 agreed

[@ErryDayImHurrDurrin]

I used to do this with cheez-its. Uncle E truly is a man of refined tastes.

[@moneyman9295]

I used to do the same thing but instead of chips or cheez its , i used dirty condoms or dirty tampons to increase the flavor , am i too a man of refined tastes ?

[@wantlesspack6258]

Same but with peanut butter and fluff

[@denzel8594]

@@moneyman9295 Indeed you are a man of refined tastes.

[@calebmckoy8937]

@@moneyman9295 🤨wtf

[@Anonymous-pb7ui]

@@calebmckoy8937 is making fun of « a man of refined tastes » American cuisine 🤮

[@fastfoodenjoyer5427]

43:35 certified hood classic

[@Michael4Times]

Your profile picture sucks

[@Pseunolia]

Bars

[@elad5889]

Your profile picture __cks!

[@CatshanEUW]

Your profile picture rocks!

[@beeanbuug]

porfilil pictur uck

[@scottgeraci5751]

“A lot of people, they f*** it up!” And that ladies and gentlemen, was the single funniest ER moment I’ve ever witnessed.

[@BusyBASMR]

good morning ER! excited to watch this one. i love your eating videos!

[@liamdolence1564]

I've seen you somewhere before

[@rileyribble6733]

Love your channel!

[@doom4157]

Wussup

[@roronoazoro9878]

Everyone loves uncle E litteraly everyone

[@invidiaboys3999]

this mans an og glad to see newer big asmrtist watching him

[@Rhamburgers_420]

The awkwardly long wave and confused expression is really relatable tbh

[@Rhamburgers_420]

@DDrummer okay??

[@Rhamburgers_420]

@DDrummer lmfao do i just naturally look awkward or??? 😭

[@voli6570]

I think we should march to the beat of our own@DDrummer .

[@supdudeitsdev6453]

when the imposter is sus

[@brandenduguay4655]

@DDrummer when the intruder is suspicious

[@aidarasyidah7205]

Uncle E’s ‘good now’ never fails to make me smile! Then his asmr sends me to sleep 🤣

[@Lukeamcleod]

22:55 Assembly begins 32:40 Hotdog beheading 47:35 Eating the finished product

[@AAAAA..]

That hotdog bite got me like 🤨😧

[@coob5207]

1:36 I just realized how good looking rift really is.

[@E1dra]

You must be blind.

[@E1dra]

Either way he is a champion for eating raw onions

[@supdudeitsdev6453]

@@E1dra that’s a bit mean

[@hellfire6553]

I think he called him blind for just now realizing it

[@onesahara]

@@supdudeitsdev6453 he’s saying hes blind cus he didn’t realize it earlier 😭

[@noodlespoo]

I love that the next video in my recommendations is 'Corvus treats your upset stomach' 😂

[@kevinjiang2738]

43:40 brother started spitting bars

[@corbin321]

Does anyone else realize that we turn our volume all the way up trusting the asmrtist not to scream: "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

[@SniperGuy430]

LOL

[@nineisalso6237]

Or if they have a megaphone

[@eternalbrogamer]

@@nineisalso6237 *Call Me Kevin flashbacks*

[@nineisalso6237]

@@eternalbrogamer Call Me Kevin is more then just megaphone tingles, its also some great juggling of small metal balls!

[@CorndogCrusader]

*Jacksepticeye intensifies*

[@FedorZhid]

0:33 - 0:50 When you want to say the answer, but the teacher interrupts you

[@mullac25]

I’m surprised the Doritos had enough chip in the pack to fit on the sandwich

[@Michael4Times]

When I do this there’s usually enough for 2 sandwiches

[@Phoenixdark1]

Lol, yeah, they've really perfected selling bags of air with a few chips.

[@GreenFanBoy]

@@Phoenixdark1 they really have, we complain all the time about too much air in the bags while we grab a bag of chips

[@Robert_Mends]

@@GreenFanBoy it's true, but the main reason I think there is so much air in packs of chips and ice cream is so that they don't break into pieces while delivered.

[@drinkswatere]

@@Robert_Mends nope. It’s just deception

[@BellCamber]

I was falling asleep until 6:50. I started laughing and now I keep replaying it 😂

[@shadowtheace9166]

Best part he sounds genuinely pissed

[@Kezmanisgod9]

That part woke me up out of a sound sleep when I heard that. I was like “did I hear that right?!?!?” 😂😂

[@trayW-r4z]

first time i ever heard him say a curse word doe😭😭

[@marelledalziel9488]

The mad man decided to give his hand a mind if its it's own

[@iamalphalim]

As I lie here listening to this, I'm struck by the realisation: What strange life choices we ASMR fans have made 😄

[@theeguy9022]

ER is just a master of being able to make everything uncomfortable or funny all the while having a complete straight face

[@Jesus-wi1tt]

The type of food I would eat as a 10 year old, so many good memories.

[@solidskullz5736]

I’ve seen chips on ham and turkey, but NEVER on pb and J. Rift you are one of a kind

[@Brandonwalch100]

I do that all the time lol

[@aidanhathaway3776]

Try Nutella and ham

[@RowanMackenzie]

Whenever we're having chilli and making our own burritos with it, I stick some tortilla chips in there, mmmm so good

[@MKibb]

@@aidanhathaway3776 nah, you need medicating.

[@aidanhathaway3776]

@@MKibb my brother made it I’m safe

[@masonoaks9807]

What’s even more terrifying than the chips on the sammich is the fact that this video isn’t in his “Experimental” playlist

[@wolfyboy]

why would it be? :P

[@hanialis7704]

This combo is actually pretty popular, at least in the US

[@hanialis7704]

This combo is actually pretty popular, at least in the US

[@coinisinorbit]

This combo is actually pretty popular, at least in the US

[@coinisinorbit]

@@hanialis7704 lol

[@LeveyHere]

Even when the idea seems shallow or grasping at straws, E.R. always makes it interesting and new. He can *never* run out of ideas.

[@ericriding]

Laughed a little when talking about foreigners and their chips and then head bobbed when he was saying potato chips started to sound like a beat. lol

[@claymcelwee3991]

First time I’ve heard ER curse and it was due to his passion for a classic PB&J with chips ON the sandwich. :) 6:47

[@dreamingdarkrai9010]

Totally justified

[@KermitEatsRice1841]

Only Ephemeral Rift can spend literally 51 minutes making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with chips

[@todo2266]

Bro I swear I was about to start spittin something when he was sayin “potata chipz” over and over.. not bad

[@TheUltraBulbasaur]

That "chips go on the sammich" bit reminded me so much of softlygaloshes' "the most tingles you'll ever have" videos. Absolutely wonderful.

[@julianstrauss3843]

21:25 i'm happy to hear that i'm not the only one that spreads my peanut butter with an M1 Garand

[@middle_management7582]

Such an underrated combo.

[@txuailz]

Fr plus it almost took him an hour to make it now that’s an underrated combo with love

[@R0ckst4r0ck3r]

Me: cool my diet is going quite well I finally stopped eating trash and candies ER: good now

[@vm-_hunter6776]

So, tell me about what happened in Nipton.

[@-Harry.]

@@vm-_hunter6776 it was a slaughter

[@idontknowu2047]

44:24 the way jelly falls off😂

[@averry23]

0:00 "just smile and wave rift, smile and wave." 😂

[@joltaxx]

the chips go awn the sammich

[@djcuts4740]

"This samich makes god mediocre." - ER, 2021

[@iana633]

Can someone timestamp that

[@rattlock9097]

48:42

[@iana633]

@@rattlock9097 thank you 🙏

[@madiichan1486]

Im stealing this phrase for forever lmaooo

[@donkeykong2.0]

God*

[@Sorin96]

"The Chips Go on The Sammich - Ephemeral Rift The Remix"

[@ReviewCabin]

One of the reasons (of many) why I love him, is he doesn’t throw 3 ads in every video that literally wake me up

[@bananarabbit3]

Before clicking this video I had an intuition that ER would be a grape jelly person, and lo and behold...

[@MidnightEkaki]

43:16 I need this as a full song

[@denisavetisian966]

I think he wants to tell us that the chips go OWN the sandwich 😅

[@Michael4Times]

Chips, go own the sandwich. I believe in you. You can do it. This is an imperative statement.

[@cindyillness]

AWN the sammich

[@DanteHellDrive]

@@Michael4Times the sandwich had no choice but to be submitted by the chips cartel

[@dreamingdarkrai9010]

Really what makes you think that

[@benflis1618]

You were waving for so long that I felt prompted to wave back

[@AS-ps3dm]

32:46 ER trying really hard not to give the trolls ammunition... lmao who bites a hot dog like that?

[@reuben8140]

>he doesn’t roleplay as Alien (1979) whilst eating

[@danidargelio]

lmao he Xenomorph'd that sosig

[@yosefbidome5673]

When you find a recipe online and realize you have all the ingredients at home

[@DrRyan82994]

i've always loved sticking whatever crunchies i can into pbj's

[@saucy8868]

“Potato Chips” just turned into a bop

[@xZimblx]

As a non-native English speaker I was expecting French fries for 33 minutes.

[@coinisinorbit]

Lol

[@dreamingdarkrai9010]

Lol

[@orangec0rsair115]

To be honest, iv never had chips on sammich, to the store we go!

[@LaidBackLora]

Ranch Doritos are bangin in a bologna and cheese 🧀

[@SniperGuy430]

Cheetos in a PB & J

[@vallldarling]

How was it? Lol

[@pimpslayer9109]

All dressed and tuna

[@weatherboy2965]

@@LaidBackLora that sounds so good

[@cameronfield7313]

I think one of the things I like and respect about Ephemeral Rift is that whenever he does these eating videos and he uses either the healthier or natural versions of food, he's not in your face about it like others. It's not like he goes "I only eat things natural or healthy" like a snob, but more like "Oh...this just happens to be natural. It's what I prefer." Ya know?

[@EdgeOfLight]

that long pause at the beginning when you hold off from speaking is amazing

[@mysticproductions7675]

6:51 I have never heard Uncle E swear before.. this is amazing

[@PigPenASMR]

You must be new here.

[@dylanmccowen3171]

Watch his podcast episodes he swears on those sometimes

[@grixon5892]

The start is the face of a man that just slightly unscrewed his neighbour’s car wheels and watches him drive off to work in the morning. Beautiful.

[@CaptainAries]

As a non-American person, who haven't ever tried PB&J till yesterday - guys, this shit with doritos chips is fucking delicious.

[@CaptainAries]

Ok guys, I made a mistake. I ate 3 before going to bed... and before I fell asleep I thought, that I'm dying - my stomach felt like it was going to explode. Se ye, 2 before bed is the safe number!

[@dreamingdarkrai9010]

Welcome to the club

[@jskelly6]

That caught me really off guard 6:43

[@kylanmcbeth]

I personally use a spoon to spread my jelly as it is easier for me to cover the slices, the american cheese knife has never really worked for me.

[@picture-of-grace]

as an American I feel enlightened that sounds so much easier why have I been using those stupid knives

[@DanteHellDrive]

and people in east been doing that from time immemorial

[@RoachCatJr]

17:02 - 17:42 is me making this same sandwich in the middle of the nite when everyone's asleep

[@RoachCatJr]

the whole preparation process in this video is, but this part hits bc that's literally what my hungry gremlin hands look like 😂

[@jtrokss]

The video just started and i already know its gonna be a great one

[@fullkomboz6492]

So close to a million subs finally , this channel has always been so original and never stale and ive been a fan since around 2015

[@qwertycrusader2740]

This is bringing back PTSD when my dad put Fritos and Doritos in his sandwiches

[@coinisinorbit]

Tell your dad that's fuckin sick and I will now try Fritos in my sandwich

[@dreamingdarkrai9010]

@@coinisinorbit I second this

[@grif3278]

My gf thinks your videos are weird rift a told her that they're calming

[@beanos5240]

I really wanted to listen to this one but don’t want to get hungry while asleep 😭

[@joshe745]

It’s amazing that humans react to sounds like this in ASMR

[@mikeypantaleo2497]

This has be one of my favourite asmr videos that ER has done. Not only is it really calming like all of his asmr videos but it's hilarious too

[@elad5889]

wow the intro was amazing! please do more like this one

[@shrirajp_46]

It was sooooooo annoyingly good xD

[@Kagnuuu]

The very beginning is just him shitposting and i love it, hes such a troll in the most endearing way possible.

[@andreuscooper6129]

I have a feeling that this is what Dave eats for lunch everyday

[@SniperGuy430]

Who is Dave? ER's name is Paul.

[@sheev15yearsago81]

@@SniperGuy430 Deep One Dave

[@SniperGuy430]

@@sheev15yearsago81 who is that

[@sheev15yearsago81]

@@SniperGuy430 one of his characters

[@sheev15yearsago81]

@Sheev Palpatine So do you

[@christiana3604]

Excellent quality as usual but this video’s sound and volume of whisper plus your enunciation is excellent and such a pleasing thing to listen to. Very much appreciate your videos Paul, long time fan!

[@ThatBeeAgain]

ER: beat-boxes about chips Me : beat-boxes about cookies

[@ThatBeeAgain]

@Greggz I say what must be said......... sometimes

[@ThatBeeAgain]

but I've got to love the way he just lowers his hand with other one in the intro (that is, to say, he only has two hands)

[@enderpea5251]

I love how he's trying not to laugh through the beginning. 😂🤣

[@tommuswaymire3137]

Ah yes, PB&J with Chips. The peak of ASMR.

[@DaxelTheDeer]

ER is the Wonder Ball of ASMR

[@MindsQuietPlace]

It's lunchtime around here and it looks like I'm going to have company!

[@RockyLXXXVIII]

I know this is supposed to be one of his “mischievous” videos like with the Kit Kat. But next time you make a sandwich, throw whatever chips you would be having in the side on the sandwich as well. The crunch and flavor they add to the sandwich is way better as part of it rather than just on the side

[@KaitoD]

I live for his "Good now"

[@wolfyboy]

what about his "splentasticly"?

[@KaitoD]

@@wolfyboy that also sounds great

[@CatshanEUW]

43:37 THAT BEAT 😤😤😤😤😤😤💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@user-vm5iu4bm8k]

I'm genuinely concerned that if I tried PB&J with chips that I'd like it more.

[@dreamingdarkrai9010]

You would for sure

[@user-vm5iu4bm8k]

@@dreamingdarkrai9010 I did, and I did.

[@dreamingdarkrai9010]

@@user-vm5iu4bm8k excellent

[@afre3594]

The intro made me thinking this would be "Staying still and just breathing ASMR"

[@kindatim]

Paul, I just wanted to say that you're doing awesome job coming up with all the new video ideas and things you do in the videos themselves.

[@asageadayart]

who is paul his name is uncle e

[@toddsmith1969]

Love waking up in the morning to butter my toast with my shank.

[@Pob_Esc]

43:16 Damn, the potato chips made me almost fell asleep! Good work man!

[@JK-pe6if]

watched this while eating pb&j with chips. been doing it since a kid. pops showed me

[@JK-pe6if]

italian bread btw kinda weird for a sandwich maybe but this brand is local and it’s super good

[@DominoFreakShow]

@@JK-pe6if way to reply to your own comment that no one but me will see.

[@ethanreichard4658]

@@DominoFreakShow I saw it

[@DominoFreakShow]

@@ethanreichard4658 well aren't you special.

[@Isaacfess]

@@DominoFreakShow Me too.

[@RottenApplSalt]

It took almost 6 minutes to say the chips go on the sandwich 😭😭

[@chonkz5858]

Only uncle rift makes so many good sounds that he can make a 51 min video for 1 PB&J

[@dr.inkwell1070]

I was talking to my brothers friend, and he asked "What have you been up to lately?" I stared off into the distance, took a big breath, sighed, and said "Not much of anything/nothing." He replied with "You're getting by/you're hanging in there. Good job." Or something like that, and I think back on that from time to time and shed tears because it meant alot to me.

[@thedew4435]

That's so wholesome :D

[@Hivesy97]

Randomly skipped to 6:52 in the video to a "they fuck it up" 😂

[@rawpilot84]

I had a strong feeling that he was going to use Funyuns on his sandwich.