Reacting to Jennifer's Email

[@EphemeralRift]

If you know ANYTHING about ANY of this, please leave a comment, whether it's first hand info, classified, theory, speculation, hearsay, rumors, visions, dreams, the shape of the clouds, a word on a label, something out of place, whatever it might be that you think or feel might be related to all of this, please share it with us! All the information you can provide will help us all get one step closer to understanding Jennifer's email, who and what she's involved with/in, and everything that has transpired! Link to the full text & images: ephemeralrift.com/jennifers-email/

[@Jericho297]

I'm on the same boat, old friend of mine went to "A.S" he was very vague about it all and I hope wherever that is he's doing good. Hope it ain't those sketchy cult groups I use to hear horror stories about but I don't know enough myself.

[@craydev5894]

A reclusive Pariah shining brighter than a thousand omniverses of Living Light, only the Great Tablecloth of J’regzulnur can save us now! Repent now or become mozzarella!!

[@7heavenlyvirtues]

Howdy 🤠

[@lultopkek]

I think if we watch all your videos we can solve this mistery. The background clearly shows your floor. I think YOU are the solution to this puzzle

[@saoliath5000]

I think im going to write a letter.

[@thebluelibra5686]

This is peak satire of cryptic social media postings, when someone is fired up and assumes that everyone else knows what they're talking about. The mixture of pure comedy and channel character references just makes it better. I don't know what I would call this video, but I'm excited to see more. BTW, tell Peter that I said hi, and that I hope he is in the well.

[@PolarDistress]

What are you talking about? Stop making fun of the situation.

[@TheDreamingFerryman]

Nooo get Peter out of there, poor guy

[@TheDreamingFerryman]

​@@PolarDistress = clueless

[@HondaCivicTypeR11]

@@PolarDistresswhat are the chances of finding a tl player in this comment section

[@PolarisProbably22]

​@@TheDreamingFerryman he was adding a layer of irony to the layer of irony

[@cubeofmeat4982]

The Jennifer’s situation is crazy

[@namelessEclipse]

Glad I’m not the only one who received Jennifer’s email

[@idog564]

STILL at the top of his game, after all these years. What a legend

[@monkeeee]

I still haven’t forgiven Jennifer for what happened in 92

[@MIForrestguy]

Before my time but we're still talking about it. 😢

[@captaineldeezee1336]

I am sensing a theme with people who have names that start with J and incidents in the nineties... Cannot believe "Jennischart" would later do those terrible things in '99.

[@squatcurldeadlift7346]

Yeah, and it doesn’t sit right with me how she pretended that nothing happened afterwards. I won’t be missing her

[@Mt-BNN]

Ah yes the perry incident

[@adderon]

1892

[@Andrew-sk1re]

So basically everyone got an email but me. Went from the friend zone straight to the quarantine zone.

[@Zimtblut]

Don't worry, I haven't gotten one either. Look at yesterday's obituary for further instructions. Hint: Duncan's favourite.

[@Sli_zert]

Did you checked your spam folder?

[@Andrew-sk1re]

@@Sli_zertyup ☹️

[@Nordidiot]

I didn’t get it either mate

[@McGuire40695]

Right? Now I'm curious if I got this spam email chain 😂

[@horses2572]

Your top shirt button is a definite clue... I should probably go to the authorities but I'm trusting the community to get to the bottom of this.

[@zephyrium7]

Video starts at 0:00

[@Airgialla32]

Thanks man I coudn't find that part

[@auroraasmr2575]

You're a lifesaver

[@RatClowns]

No way

[@SouthSideChiTown]

Thank you, fine sir!

[@jayman5289]

yes

[@ContoniaCosmo]

this isnt just irony anymore, its straight up tungsteny

[@dripsnake44]

Steely. Aluminumy. Titaniumy. Leady. Zincy.

[@rarbiart]

Thank you so much for sharing! It is important not to be silent on such events but to spread the word. sharing is caring!

[@IceBlueASMR]

Jennifer always gave off that vibe... If you know you know...

[@DaresPhrygius]

how many layers of irony are we on?

[@BaconFrito2804]

like maybe 5 or 6 now, my dude

[@HadeTheReal]

I really don't know what's going on in this video, could somebody explain

[@emilioerazo6935]

​@@HadeTheRealso basically

[@Katrol123]

​@@HadeTheRealno

[@Andrew-sk1re]

Yes.

[@EnerJohn94]

Jennifer sent me an email just last week. It read: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!" I'm still freaked out by it.

[@Zimtblut]

Aaaah... Chaos :(

[@adderon]

Donation Nation

[@calcium_skeleton]

@@ZimtblutNo, the Salvation Army

[@randomlygeneratedhumanbeing355]

It reeks of heretic

[@Zimtblut]

@@calcium_skeleton Dang!

[@Tomeaux]

I like to think this scenario is a Zoom meeting between members of the Sanitarium's HR department.

[@thevolcanicpolarbear8941]

A.S. Has to be Arkham Sanatorium, had an uncle sent up there when I was a kid because he saw claimed to see the face of the old one. If he did I doubt he could site the old speak backwards as clearly as he did.

[@martinkrajscak4381]

Ms garden treatment too. There is a video of Margaret burying you in her garden.

[@jenjustjenn]

As a Jennifer, I feel very concerned about this Jennifer! Wish I knew more! Or is it me? I myself will never know the answer!

[@pixelbubble5093]

I've been so confused after what happened. Thanks for showing this. Its really helped clear things up a bit for me. I know who I'll be contacting soon.

[@sierrasam316]

My reaction to this is exactly what one might expect from a classic Jennifer email. And I sincerely hope it’s exactly what it sounds like

[@Willow76ny]

After the ukulele incident, I will never forgive her.

[@Independence_for_Puerto_Rico]

What?

[@Willow76ny]

@@Independence_for_Puerto_Ricoif you have to ask what, then you weren’t involved. Keep it moving.

[@Independence_for_Puerto_Rico]

@Willow76ny What's your problem, dude? It was a question I came to this video because I am subscribed to ER.

[@Willow76ny]

@@Independence_for_Puerto_Rico I’m also subscribed. I’m playing along with the email and contributed my experience with her. 😉

[@warsmith.fireheart2435]

Man i remember that incident, i still remember the look on #Redacted's# face

[@LindsayLindow]

I never trusted Jennifer. I've heard things that would make your stomach turn. She's definitely on a list somewhere.

[@Christian___]

I can't believe you can say something like that after what happened

[@LindsayLindow]

​@@Christian___ either she's fooled you, or you are on that same list. Only time will tell.

[@connerwatson5818]

I've been researching Jennifer's Email for a long time now, but I am glad you made this video it was very informative, and will help spread awareness!

[@JackOsborneFilm]

You’re an excellent actor - I’m convinced you’re a film star in another life

[@futuristic.handgun]

He really is!

[@Tubeytime]

This is exactly what I feared. I'm praying for her 😞

[@edenelegiac]

after all the fawning and placing my emotional stability on jennifer, this is beyond gutting. to think i trusted her when i briefly got to see her at the plaza, she even gave me a knowing nod!!! to find this out makes me retch with a grim malaise

[@Christian___]

I can't believe you're talking about this; get ready for the backlash!

[@limeartsu]

jennifer's email truly gives me the chills

[@fedea82]

I figured it out. The issue Jennifer was describing is strictly related to

[@Lifeinclined]

Thanks for the confirmation, I always had a suspicion Jennifers issue was strictly related to as well!

[@fedea82]

@@Lifeinclined no problem. We're working as fast as we can on a solution. For instance, tomorrow we'll

[@holyarch-kek9451]

I can't believe what she did in that village in 1982. I just can't believe it.

[@rilly1347]

I actually don't have a clue what this is about. I just think that even his regular speaking voice is relaxing and his mouth noises between pauses were giving me tingles.

[@AaronMischief]

M's garden probably refers to Marvin's Garden, a common misspelling of Marvin Gardens from the game Monopoly, which is itself a misspelling of the Marven Gardens neighborhood in Margate City, New Jersey. Hope this helps.

[@LunarSnail2403]

This is like if my brain decided to make me dream about Rift being a drama youtuber. Scary

[@LizaPersson]

There's no more to meeting someone in the past, than there is to discussing actions and interactions yet to have taken place, by and between people we've yet to encounter. Especially sonce the getting to know people rarely is as rewarding as the speculating about them. Im sure by this time, last month two years from now, it will all be cleared up. If nothing else, reality will step up to the fiction as usual to make any discrepancies disappear with some squinting.

[@LAZARUSL0NG]

Hadn’t dropped in for anything new from rift since, I don’t know when, so when this popped up I thought there was a thing happening, then about fifteen seconds in, I just folded up, and by the time he put up the email, I was howling.

[@CR9Kid]

at first i thought this was like some kind of internet scandal ER was addressing or something i mightve missed but this is actually some kind of cryptic mystery...... out of all the names i think i only recognize Peter. Isnt he gone or something???

[@RegeneratedNitemare]

This is very deep. We’re going to have to elaborate more on this matter.

[@JoshuaHallbeck]

This is a crazy situation man, just now hearing about this. I hope Jennifer is ashamed for what happened.

[@NatredTV]

How meta do you want to be? Uncle E: Yes

[@NlightNmind]

This is truly devastating. Unbelievable.

[@arin999]

glad you’re finally addressing this

[@Etzzzy]

I’m pretty sure Juan is responsible for all of it. I saw him and Jennifer heading to the old docks yesterday from my spot in the tree. Spooky stuff

[@uhhhhhhhhhhhh192]

I've came here for your asmr and ngl this relaxing video is peak!

[@Grokipoq]

was honestly expecting some sort of reference to "are we cool yet" at the end

[@enoby8705]

The mystery deepens with each revelation. The demise of the Green Street Bakery and the eerie incident with the chickens under the moonlit bridge aren't just random events. There is a larger, darker plot. Could "the fork sings in J Minor" be a key to unlocking this? It seems too specific to be a mere coincidence. Lydia might be central to solving this. Did she collapse under the weight of her all-too-many burdens? I thought she was in the church choir, if she's my Lydia, she sings.

[@RatClowns]

I love getting notifs from my favorite cryptid

[@kns6958]

I think this is my favorite video of you in a long time! Asmr videos that make me laugh help me sleep soooo much better! I love it! 🥱😪😴💤

[@King5Alex]

jen pretended to be my mother for 35 years and than she said it was a prank turned me back into a baby went back in time and left me with my real parents

[@AGENTARLO]

Good now. I dont believe Jennifer has crossed the line this time. Frankly, in the midst of the confusion I recently contacted Jennifer, who honestly cleared things up quite a bit. She is concerned that everyone is making this to be something that it's not. Despite the email, I think it may have been a mix up, and there's always time for civil communication. Enjoy the rest of your yesterday!

[@KiTbG]

Jennifer, I'm not angry. But I'm very disappointed.

[@MagnusMonsted]

Even though the Ghost Of Yōtei trailer just dropped, I still think this is more impactful😱🙏 tnx for adressing this absolute historical moment... I must be dreaming, SOMEBODY PINCH ME!!

[@digibilstock7807]

😱OMG I m shocked. I will immediately inform the TVA to take action here. HWR needs to know all about this. This TL needs to be pruned by all means for our all sake. They will send HB15 straight to the second Wednesday of last month to do the Job. I hope it will not be too late. Save the STL!!! I will check ERs channel in the next to the next to the next to the next to the next to the next to the next days if Jen’s Email is finally gone.

[@peripheralperception2267]

Alright so I haven't seen the email, but from what I've heard and if it's true either wholly or partially (or not at all), I have to say this is rather unsettling to say the least. I didn't think that things had reached such a point that she felt she had to send something like that. The repercussions in the long term could have a definitive effect on everyone directly or indirectly concerned and on those who, like me, are not remotely concerned.

[@Jabroni_tony]

It’s about time someone recognized the blasphemy coming from Jennifer. I’ve know she’s been a bad egg since 08.

[@thijsjong]

Only agent Dale Cooper knows.

[@RPodoba]

Night Vale vibes. nice!

[@cedern3742]

16 seconds ago is crazy

[@donseavey3704]

He’s not sorry for what he did, he’s just sorry he got caught 😞

[@EphemeralRift]

Who??? Abe? Brian??

[@donseavey3704]

@@EphemeralRift all of them!

[@WevvMang]

Your recent artwork has been fantastic. Very well done and I applaud you sir. Citizen Kane style. Jennifer did nothing wrong.

[@carefreerpg]

Gilmer is the key to finding Jennifer. It's the message that most people covering this have missed. J minor only exists in incorporeal music. Time works differently where she is that's why her sister will meet Juan last month but most importantly the bagel HAS ALREADY been jellied.

[@timh.7169]

We truly live in a society

[@votemonty1815]

COSTANZA

[@tal8871]

lmao did he just pick a random spam message and take a deep dive into it? this is absolutely hilarious

[@saucevc8353]

Nah, he 100% made the email considering all the references to his videos.

[@wendyrose4651]

You're a flamin genius, seriously. Best vid!

[@R-R-x1u]

The line "Gilmer: The bagel is jellied and the fork sings in J Minor." really stands out to me, I think that the J minor part is referring to Jean, maybe he will be killed or something like that, the eraser photo for Jean helps me come to this conclusion. I ask that someone please help me understand everything we know about this. Please excuse me for not knowing anything about this, I have no clue about anything mentioned in this video, I am only speculating.

[@szuzin]

I swear you can make anything into a thoroughly entertaining video, Uncle E. We’ll do our best to help

[@EphemeralRift]

i try! ;)

[@Fate_Ya_Man]

Hey rift. While I’ve watched your asmr and vlog/driving content for many years, I never watched your nature videos that weren’t asmr related. I thought “I just don’t like it I guess” but I realized why because of this video. Your sense of humor is comedy gold. You are hilarious in all of your videos, especially asmr. The nature videos weren’t as fun for me because you weren’t in them as much. Just a thought. Keep being awesome, and I hope you are doing well, preferably, splendtastic.

[@Fate_Ya_Man]

Also if you ever want to make a bunch of these kind of videos, I think it would be a very successful series

[@AndiEliot]

I've worked with Jennifer in the past.. this is not the first time she's done this let me tell you.

[@steigr3656]

i am fed up, they cant keep getting away with it

[@gooseenjoyer56]

Jesus, Jenifer has to be one of the people of all time, I feel completely normal about this!

[@voynixx]

12 minutes in and I have no f-cking clue whats going on. Yet I'm going to watch it to the end for some reason

[@J_Aokay]

Jennifer obviously said it might be the next to the next to the next to the next to the next to the next to the next to the next to the next time to the last time they hear from her *because* she knows. She said it herself that time doesn't work the same where she is... it's totally possible that where she is right now is the *future* of everyone else's present. THAT'S how she knows where Lydia is. She only says "may be" to account for parallel universe shifts. I mean she would know, shes the one who went incorporeal.

[@bigdutchofficial]

Picture says to me: "bit off more than they could chew"... lol

[@Lucianato2]

ALCON - I knocked Jennifer up 10 weeks from now. My apologies. Ever since we discovered time travel, we've botched up the timeline so much that there are actually multiple versions of us wandering in multiple timelines. Be careful with the chocolate chip cookies and the loppers. Sincerely, Jed. 🤘🍪🤘

[@alexanderarmstrong5306]

The impression I get from looking at the picture kinda suspensefully indicates a severed head..

[@Floh2802]

Still don't know what kind of expectations Jennifer had with this, I mean WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?! She definitely isn't right in the head! You just can't even defend her anymore...

[@TheGopaxExperience]

Idk what's going on but the picture made me hungry

[@themonkler2096]

FNAF reference at 3:10

[@tylermaness8534]

Forgot there was a website, I always like a hint of personal engagement

[@anklebiterdemon88]

i’m so confused on what happened but there’s some hidden contexts in this email for sure tho Rift this is some crazy stuff good luck

[@JamieAdventurer12]

Omg! An ARG! ❤ now I am gonna read that mail a lot

[@EphemeralRift]

not an intetional ARG (i don't even know much about them/any) but if that's what this is or where we're headed, hey why not

[@conorsmyth9963]

This is really sad. Jenny was a friend of mine. Also, somebody told me that you knew her when you were young. Is this true? I just think about all these things that I’ve done and hope I didn’t cause this situation. Regardless, everything will be alright.

[@noahlovesdoggosofficial]

Jennifer‘s Email situation is crazy

[@Matthew-xv4fv]

I Love you videos Ephemeral ❤

[@EphemeralRift]

and i love your.... not videos

[@GaleOfEmbryon]

I recognized Abe! He’s that one President guy I think. This is inconceivable what is Jennifer planning???

[@justyouraveragestruggler4532]

My friend received this email. Wondering how this is related to the incident where my friend met with its local authorities to talk about the “anomaly” my friend saw when shopping at Dave’s Thrift Shop.

[@Lusiggy]

ER out here beating the allegations before they even drop

[@AlexMercer1110]

I'm so goddamn late to this video but you know... I think it means something... maybe? I don't know... It gives me chills when put an ice cube down my shirt...

[@arcxcc]

I've actually had the garden treatment done to me once!

[@DrRepper]

I got an even worse one. Needless to say, my life has never been the same since. You wouldn't believe what was in it if I told you.

[@solidskullz5736]

I’m can’t believe Jennifer would do something like this. It just feels so unlike her, she’s better than this and she knows it

[@gavoko]

Theories are flying through the air. Nothings confirmed, but I did hear from Joon that Norman was talking to Cindy about "the incident." This is something you might want to email Peter about.

[@DylanSwayneHughes]

couldnt tell if this was an Ephemeral Rift universe bit or he had just found a crazy spam email in his junk folder and went with it. until jennifer made the J minor joke. that's a classic Ephemeral Rift style joke. then of course the A.S bit made it clear

[@Willyboil]

"the chickens" is clearly in reference to when i turned that one guy into a bunch of velociraptors and shit my pants in that casino

[@limitisillusion7]

Wait till you see the email from Megan and Jake.

[@rarbiart]

this is how i feel looking at the wordpress/wp engine drama.

[@bruhseh2587]

Could we get a breakdown video of 'reacting to Jennifer's Email' after more comes out? I think some details of the situation may have been lost on some.

[@softia42]

I feel like we are watching an email retrieved from the series Ephemeral Rift Season X Episode Z ^^"

[@marinab106]

There's always a Jennifer. And now we have to deal with this.

[@Atlxz420]

I will never forgive her for the penguin incident, darn you jennifer!

[@isotonicc]

she likes to wander in the woods near my farm at times. she is as a ghost lady roaming the land, no surprise she chose such an ancient form of communication. perculiar

[@Zimtblut]

I'm sure this is an imposter. Jennifer was the one who told Charles about Abe's plight. She knows that Charles would give her whatever she needs without referrals or asking 🤨 Also: The chickens have never bothered her before because of the... procedure, why would that be a problem all of a sudden? Btw: Has anyone else seen this strange ad in the "wanted" section of last week's edition? A barbershop on RIVER! Rd 15 (FIFTEEN!!) is looking for a "cheep vacum" cleaner. Why does no one investigate this?!