Epic Meal Time Roast -- Jeff Ross -- The Morning Roast

[@astrophysics1522]

Jeff Ross looks like a retired Uber driver

[@wolfson1252]

+Jonny Scott oh shit me too

[@JoshuaJadeMcCoskrie]

he is a retired over driver.

[@TheSplifydadz]

He looks like a retired Muammar Gaddafi

[@EltonJonno]

The One Nah, that's Mickey Rourke

[@birdmantd]

I'd go with Eddie Vedder meet MeatLoaf.

[@rogaface]

Those people were all excited to get roasted and then when they got roasted they looked like they were gonna cry WTF

[@XDarkR3aperX]

I think they thought THEY were gonna roast jeff ross or something

[@gregakagreat]

rogaface That's punks for ya.

[@cm5191]

They looked like they had a good time hahaha

[@jblow2536]

They're just kids that haven't been told that santa doesn't exist by anyone, metaphorically speaking.

[@GoldGlove303]

Jeff Ross struck a nerve with Microsoft guy lol

[@dafcorleone]

"oh you have to come up" jaja first roasted right there!!! LOL

[@bumblebeechris]

LOL that was the bestttt

[@Lelouch12195]

That was prob the best one i died LMAO

[@InattentiveADHB]

Do you Spaniards laugh exactly the way “Jaja” is pronounced?

[@jazzymichael]

No crap. There's always one idiot like you that doesn't understand it was a joke and thinks it is some kind of accident that turned out to be funny.

[@marctaylor1142]

"I'd invite you to come cook on our show but our set is within 1000ft of a school yard so..." He'd been waiting to say that one XD

[@DazedMMJ87]

LOL!

[@sammorrison8042]

I didn't get it. What's the story behind it?

[@mrshab]

Probably Jeff Ross himself wrote that for him. He's known to do that at roasts

[@ellllllo77]

Harley was scripted..

[@davesnothere2782]

Patrick Moreira ya harley wrote his script. jeffs too.

[@biggin92191]

+Patrick Moreira I still laughed

[@kiefershae]

+Patrick Moreira Its all scripted, look close.

[@CleverMetaphor]

+Patrick Moreira yea those jokes were so original and never heard before by anyone... whoever that writer was, he's going places

[@FCKDupNOIZ]

+Patrick Moreira all media is scripted..

[@KM-pn1vk]

this confirming that jess ross is literally only known for roasting people

[@KM-pn1vk]

smh @ typo..Jeff..

[@jonlesliehaynes]

Kieran Maharaj yawn

[@protospy22]

Kieran Maharaj thats like saying, this confirms harley is only know for epicmealtime... well no shit

[@mrwolf5733]

Kieran Maharaj no shit, you don't say... his nickname is The Roastmaster General

[@neutrino7374]

Kieran Maharaj dont think this way bro....what are you known for?...

[@hungrybearcub_films]

Give it up for 'The Availables' 😂😂

[@juicer6793]

loool, Jeff's the best

[@marcaveli7791]

There is about 100% chance that Jeff Ross fed him those lines before the show

[@dvchel]

Makes sense. Jeff Ross is a genius.

[@wawawawawaaaw3090]

i don't think he did

[@jeffephoto]

Yea I dunno he seemed kinda thrown off for once

[@samwise8119]

5:43 Jon Snow and Tormund Giantsbane in the 21st century.

[@Anthony18PR]

hahaha

[@justcallmpeter]

Lol

[@ask230]

Nice of Jeff to write his own roast for Harley. He eats his own cooking.

[@huauau]

big respect to jeff ross for having the balls to do this spontaneous roast of some people :)

[@jonc.5387]

Harley coming in clutch with the roasts

[@jonc.5387]

Shoutout to the time that Jeff Ross tried to pull off looking like Jon Snow

[@SuperMjmac]

Craig Yewy jeff ross wrote those w out a doubt harley did not

[@Miguel-od6yp]

Mike Macneil true..

[@sweetdude1298]

"more hits than Rihanna took to the face" fucking savage m9

[@LordOfTheBored]

He did that once in a Comedy Central Roast but the other way round I think it was Alec Baldwin roast in which he said about the success of Baldwin´s movies, he´d have "less hits than Rihanna took to her face"

[@TheJigoChigo]

in the last 3 roasting videos of Jeff Ross i heard him saying the "two five's make a ten"- line

[@ericstrongquill4339]

"I'm getting roasted by an internet chef." Ha, ha.

[@brainfragrances]

smh, this is the 2nd of these speedroast that I'm watching and within 3 minutes he did 3 of the same jokes

[@derekschmitz26]

Schindler's guard, 2 5's make a ten I don't know the other one

[@Rcthans]

Biggest boobs on stage

[@conburgundy]

How about you go and speed roas random people on a stage in front of 100s of people... let's see how that goes.

[@nyk3334]

@@conburgundy exactly. Armchair comedians.

[@nyk3334]

@@conburgundy not to mention repeating jokes is absolutely part of the job. I don’t care who you are, you have to. Comedy Tours are like that as well.

[@antonshtuchka2605]

You amazing person. You truly are, the Roast Master General; salutes from Bulgaria!

[@perryjohnson3801]

“It’s KZbin relax” well it’s 2021 now and KZbin is a very different place

[@mikolflamino7968]

But comedy is very much the same, timeless roasting

[@idkaboutthisfuckoffyoutube1041]

More like KZbin laxative

[@justinreedflynn]

Is it?

[@Bak3dB3an]

5:05 I love Harley as the Cockroach man from Men In Black.

[@UTFT27]

0:10 did anyone else think he was about to fall off stage?

[@LoneWoIfPack19]

Lol yes

[@lucasdemarchigomes2935]

I did too

[@surayaalekberova4390]

😂😂😂 didnt notice

[@TravelingTheWorld1993]

I went to his show in Nashville Tennessee this year. Sat right infront of the stage and went onstage to get Roasted. It was awesome and he is still absolutely hilarious!

[@SunilKumar-sx2eu]

Jeff Ross in this is like Jon snow let himself go.

[@Avatar1454]

Very accurate brah

[@CdeHavillandMosquito]

Jeff Ross is just one of my favorite people in the world. I can see right through him and I see nothing but good.

[@fernandopulido4232]

Harry Potter's blonde... something "I don't know why I just wanna beat u up for some reason" LMAO

[@norcalgsxr7423]

Jeff Ross, you rock. I love watching your videos. Your are one of the greatest comics of all time for sure.

[@Koudey]

"You *have* to come up!"

[@thetomster7625]

you know its the weakest of Jeff Ross, when the best roaster on stage is a youtube chef - come on Jeff: we know you can do better

[@SkyLukeComedy]

it's within 1000 yards of a school yard xD

[@thetomster7625]

actually I think it was rigged and that the jokes of that guy are written by Jeff, but nevertheless why did he suck so bad at all the others?

[@Fitz1993]

what makes you think it was rigged?

[@Smash_10]

the TOMSTER it's is rigged you fuck twits, there's actual stand up comedians who write for the non comedians. OH WOW HOLLYWOOD REALLY

[@MrTeamGuy]

you do know that he wrote it for Epic Meal time dude :D Jeff Ross is legend (and he ain't afraid to make a joke out of himself to make another dude look good) :D but yeah sometimes few plants do feel real (they did a great job here , really seems realistic)

[@TokyoKazama]

Love how Harley reverse roasted Jeff Ross at the end.

[@kickhuggy]

I see your comments on every video I watch

[@Mecanotech]

Spider-manana it's destiny ask for her facebook or something

[@ImSoVile]

TokyoKazama It looked staged and probably was. Chances are jeff ross wrote the come back jokes for harley.

[@superoriginalname]

TokyoKazama u changed the hot indian girls picture after I called u out on it

[@tyronewills7935]

Yeah I think jeff gave them lines to him before the show

[@EmoEmu]

10/10 Especially by letting Harley be a hero. Shows that Ross doesn't have a big ego that has to win every interaction. Made everyone come out of it smelling like roses.

[@Thallium212]

Harley left him speechless out of fear and pure wit!

[@kustomkure]

you do not fuck with Harley

[@nighteyes360]

Looks like bacon isn't the only thing he can roast after all

[@JayJayZeMofo]

Daniel Korolev gayyyyyyyyyyyy

[@MrClean-sj9sk]

***** yes he is.

[@MrPiratequeen29]

Lmao! I was roasted by him at this event. I'm the one he called a read headed snooky :-p he sure went softer on me in comparison to what he said to the other volunteers. Hes awesome, we had so much fun.

[@Flyboymitchell0917]

Maribel Lopez Haha thats cool!! Yeah, I feel for the first two girls... yikes! D:

[@MrPiratequeen29]

Grant Mitchell right? Lol I was a little bit nervous as to what he would say to me but he made the experience so fun that when the time I didn't care lol. Plus he hugged me which was awesome too.

[@ostsweinen5240]

Maribel Lopez Did you lose weight?

[@iselldrugsyo]

1:08 nikki glaser gets rejected

[@johnvess1287]

Good eye.

[@psoup2108]

I was wondering if that was her

[@codybolo7803]

Thats not nikki glaser lmao

[@jaredhenderson7756]

@@codybolo7803 yes it is

[@Anfubvinch]

hahaha Kyle mooney is a fucking comedy UFO

[@MatthewPacheco]

A legend.

[@LucidDream]

Yup. Kinda funny how in the first bit it's like nobody in the crowd realized what he was doing.

[@Crackyrapswell]

Lmao I just see his face pop up, he's hilariously weird

[@gregakagreat]

Anfubvinch Yeah he's weirdly funny. Like him on SNL.

[@dasgeek]

Jeff you're a genius. Love your comedy.

[@XFry333X]

Harley just destroyed him haha! He's so funny!

[@Thatoneguykid]

Jeez idk how long Harley waited for this time, he had all those jokes ready.

[@MostHighEmperorPalpatine]

Jeff wrote those jokes and you know it...

[@monarch8086]

“Internet Chef” favorite insult now

[@JeanPaulBeaubier]

funniest part of this video was probably Kyle Mooney in the beginning. Jesus. These roasts don't have any bite --they're just vulgar.

[@18jk]

honestly

[@koaglide]

Have you seen his interviews ? fucking golden

[@ЛюбоМанолов-ь9о]

He's improvising, what do you expect?

[@infectedjinjer]

TSM the point

[@InnaVitamina777]

I knew that was him lol

[@GeeroROTMG]

Damn Harley straight up melted Jeff.

[@XenomorphLV426]

Fake

[@Fleeto2006]

Scripted.

[@winterwolf8084]

except it was staged.

[@genetenz]

They were shit jokes

[@swrvconzy9724]

He uses the same “Schindler’s list guard”, and “5+5=10” jokes from the other “Jeff Ross Speed Roasts the Audience” video lol

[@wishiwassleeping2829]

Watching Jeff lose his hair was like watching a Chia pet in reverse

[@jameswatson7409]

Crazy it went fast

[@rahuldhali7681]

Jeff Ross VS Gordan Ramsey *MAKE IT HAPPEN* !!!!

[@luisuribe722]

WHO IS THE GIRL WITH THE RED SHIRT?

[@TH30TH3RGUY18]

luis uribe I was asking the same thing she looks so familiar!

[@stephenfoster1196]

I knoooooow...that booty

[@ktbffh1542]

Melissa

[@luisuribe722]

Ktbffh15 melissa? Melissa who

[@ktbffh1542]

Idk she said her name was Melissa

[@getzuccedlol8437]

This is the best thing that's ever happened to me

[@rodriguez94]

Sophia Zucker who were you?

[@Tea-Rex]

you had to have been the doily girl. she's the only one that's artsy and that he was exceptionally nice to

[@Holleh101]

Cristian Oprisanu the fat bitch?

[@Tea-Rex]

right ... I bet she doesn't mind being called that

[@TomHardysCousin]

Sophia Zucker you were that fat bitch. i mean judging by that thick ass wrist in your picture haahah

[@Lazarus_]

I'm confused, what was up with the announcer guy at the beginning?

[@jessesiegel8458]

Stephen Cosner he's a funny guy on SNL. That wasn't real

[@stephensouzajr]

That’s Kyle Mooney

[@baxmrackney7583]

😂😂😂 Kyle at the beginning is so great

[@yoching1466]

"What do you do all day? Idk, shit..." that was so cringe

[@lukedguy1253]

drinking game: everytime you see a comment about how "he would be cancelled now" or how "everyone is so sensitive" take a drink

[@FogHorn1911]

Harley just kills it!

[@onelessowl]

FogHorn1911 yeah, epic meal time just put roastmaster general to shame

[@clapadamclap]

FogHorn1911 clearly a setup.. Ross would destroy him if he unleashed.

[@dillongauci3498]

+thinkify100 he's been in a few movies

[@thinkify100]

dillon gauci no big successful ones like hangover. I never heard of any of his movies

[@halvil9299]

To bad it was fake.

[@troyamos8581]

So what ! He’s f’ n hillarious. Genius level talent

[@OkItsJustSean]

Idk...I'm getting the vibe that the end was set up.

[@OkItsJustSean]

purepwnge1 yea youtube does stuff like that. Like when Kassem G won best talk show host over Larry King. Larry was just there to make the win look bigger.

[@purepwnge1]

OkItsJustSean yeah, it's an old tactic that's been used over and over. If you notice Harley was the only mainstream guy in the entire line and it's just too much of a coincidence that he was at the end with things to say back.

[@OkItsJustSean]

purepwnge1 yea. i'm disappointed

[@chrisboutin401]

Yeaaaah, it's pretty obvious lol

[@purepwnge1]

Chris Joseph good job! do you want an award for stating the obvious.

[@Frankybroadcast]

You HAVE to come up. Hahaha That was savage in itself. Lol

[@mattshiznet]

I would lowkey cry if I got roasted by him 😂

[@kedarnigudkar6317]

me too, after I get home lol

[@adamfrederick3006]

That was great, I thoroughly enjoyed this

[@MrDumpitout]

*makes joke about Rihanna* "It's fucking KZbin, relax..." Well three years later and KZbin ain't the same. You can get kicked off for making that joke. The peeps running KZbin need to unplug their ass and actually use their brains.

[@mclovin510]

I am a level 5 youtube hero. I will mass flag you and your family stfu.

[@MrDumpitout]

Ashutosh More like ASSHUTOSH HOOOOOOLLLY SHIT

[@mclovin510]

It's actually Asstoss, no joke.

[@patrickkephart3082]

pantera palladium

[@dougjohnsonbushcraftandbjj5561]

FOOK KZbin. Just make another account of that happens

[@zoomcat5138]

2:42 wonder if he's showcasing Calvin Klien's "morning after walk of shame" collection

[@tab.i_tha]

Harley is the sexiest man alive!

[@wbm8548]

"Having a hand for the availables ", i made the mistake of watching this video at work , i've been laughing for 5 straight minutes :D

[@brittanyring8580]

"Wow that's more hits than Rhianna took to the face." 😂

[@jamesmilanek6420]

Anybody else notice the guy standing next to Harley was wearing an epic meal time shirt? Nice touch

[@DSTNHAYS]

What's FIDLAR doing there?!

[@buttermuffin2186]

that's what I was thinking

[@Figure8PunkRock]

I know!!!! That was definitely wake bake skate

[@DendyJungle]

Dustin Hays we all gotta start somewhere

[@sg500]

You know your good when you can put down beautiful people effortlessly. Gj jeff

[@jacquelynn2051]

"Two 5's make a 10." Too funny.

[@Elitepear]

I don't know what surprises me more, the Harley Hate or the Jeff Ross love...

[@SP3NC3RXD]

I don't know how he comes up with the jokes, I really don't know. I wish I had that like for real lol

[@burningwolf4055]

Don rickles is better

[@DundyMuffs]

Every time you see two girls walking together just blurt out, " I don't care what they say two fives make a ten in my book"

[@donovan141000]

@@aussierule lmao you either got it or you don't.

[@GiovanniProductiveEfforts]

Roasting a Roaster that in itself was Epic. 🙌🏼

[@MrPhilGilbert]

4:35 I laughed so hard 😂

[@austinnohrer1477]

That guy picking his ass in the intro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

[@NedTheDread]

The only funny part was Harley at the end...

[@williammackey7243]

I love Jeff, I wish I was half that good at roasting

[@Defox721]

1:02 what that hand do

[@genetenz]

ALL THE STARS ARE HERE!

[@MintyFreshYT]

WAIT WHAT "THE AVAILABLES" ARE FUCKING FIDLAR THAT'S DOPE

[@1428MediaInc]

You're The best comedían in The world!!! Jeff Ross forever

[@Fifthcell]

Is nobody going to point out Kyle Mooney?

[@Calisheriff]

Yup. i saw it on his face too. Although he did well telling those jokes, Jeff Ross comes up with it on the spot. huge difference.

[@birdmantd]

2:28 I would called him Dr. Drew-pid.

[@rudra4625]

dude that fucking single-handed fast hi-hat at the ending tho! hahaha

[@sethtaylor7519]

+rudra maitri ...sixteenth notes, there not that challenging for a drummer to do.

[@TheFrenchidscooter]

Damn Harley roasted his ass

[@_zzbr0llbagzz_213]

When he said,"hello illegal immigrant" I fucking DIED laughing

[@theEthanmovies1]

the guy at the beginning tho

[@degrassi420]

Ethan Hunt kyle mooney is a genius

[@rstueckle]

Everything Kyle Mooney does is fucking comedy gold.

[@theodorebahneriv4055]

wait was that fidlar playing

[@theodorebahneriv4055]

thank you child now shut up while the adults talk

[@stevew1268]

Lol nobody's even talking to you. looks like you and your 8 buddies on this comment are having a great conversation. Carry on

[@theodorebahneriv4055]

8 buddies? You're the only person whose responded to my comment learn to count

[@theodorebahneriv4055]

*fuck it DOG life's a risk

[@stevew1268]

*fuck a dog life's a risk

[@yusafkhaliq909]

what the you tube channel of the guy who did the intro?

[@aerlial360]

This was embarassing for Jeff Ross who usually kills it.

[@Galaxic]

some of that shit was pretty good

[@landonmartin1433]

Harvey came prepared with jokes though, it was all off the top for Jeff

[@markbutler8043]

I’m only 1:14 in and I’m dying already “oh no you have to come up”

[@troybavelaar4943]

Its like 1:06

[@drenee1416]

Right! She should have sat back down at that point lol

[@ProFingerboardy]

Kyle Mooney was a nice surprise

[@tommy_noble]

"..oh you have to come up" LMFAO

[@xPunda]

No one messes with Harley xD

[@murrayc9615]

Harley looks like the cop from "Stranger Things" dressing up so he can fit in with the kids from "Stranger Things", and then had to rename the show to "Stranger Danger Things"

[@kmatt420]

Goddamn Kyle Mooney is everywhere wtf!

[@BunnyWithAnAk47]

i love him

[@DpoGames7]

love him so much wish theyd remember the thousands of followers on goodneighbor

[@nyihtet9492]

*TRIGGERED*

[@mirandadavis1653]

When the guy made the face after Jeff called him regarded 😂😂 Jesus Christ

[@rkgracanica]

He just proved his point

[@ryanjeanes5253]

Jeff Ross looks like a divorcee trying to pick up hipster chicks.

[@Numinor31]

4:05 you're very cute, in, like, you know, a horror movie *laughs like a horror movie

[@OneironauticalOne]

This is 5 years later and I've seen Jeff use a few of those same insults over and over.

[@bravediomedes217]

I realize now that you only need to watch one speed roast to hear all of the jokes.

[@ravekid23]

Kind of sad when the only thing funny said during the entire roast is by one of the roastees...