Why Would Anyone Want to Become a Police Officer Today? - Jeff Ross Roasts Cops

Jeff Ross admits the Boston Police Department was the only police force willing to get roasted and chats with graduates from the Boston Police Academy.
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[@cshubs]

Where are my undercover cops? Over here. You're fired. That was a good one.

[@diamonddee833]

I saw that coming though lol

[@hjojo1]

*Ghuuud vhan*

[@vis_6916]

I like what Jeff Ross said, “Hating all cops for what some cops have done, that’s also prejudice.”

[@davernbenjamin5385]

6⁶6

[@freakbag556]

i revisit this video and skip right to the joke

[@planbsponserme]

“You’re old enough to be a member of both Tea Parties.” Gold

[@drops2cents260]

Well, the having given Paul Revere a speeding ticket joke also has the potential for a classic, I say.

[@999titu]

Which tea party is second

[@dvchel]

When he said: _"you're fired!"_ to the undercover agents after they had revealed themselves was hysterical. XD

[@SunlightGwyn]

@@999titu The Republican Tea Party that was around for a few years during Obama’s Presidency.

[@dubs3815]

"Where my undercovers at"... "WHOOO" Wow

[@latrellgrady4277]

lmao

[@GT6SuzukaTimeTrials]

You're fired

[@nebulousisgod]

That was a good joke and the timing was perfect cuz if you give the audience enough time to think then they might see it coming. And no matter how funny the joke, if they predict it and the delivery isn’t special then it’ll fall totally flat.

[@fadedP]

ed h “you’re fired!” lol

[@X3zen]

Lol I had to rewind that one that shit was hilarious

[@nebulousisgod]

I respect Jeff Ross as a comedian a lot. He’s been into doing sets like this his entire career, for charities and to spread awareness and a message he feels compelled to speak. As he’s become Roastmaster he’s done it even more rather than chasing more money and expanding his career. He seems perfectly happy doing stand up and only stand up until he dies. That’s a real pro; in any occupation.

[@ClaudeChalk]

Zebulous well said 💯

[@nebulousisgod]

Inebriatd Truth, my friend. But do those guys smash sets at charities like Ross? Maybe a little. Lord knows I share a similar background. Saw people killed in front of my eyes and been shot at more times than I wanna remember. Too bad I’m only kinda funny. But I did give a lot of money from my very thin wallet to a village in Sudan once every 2 wks for several years. Eventually I decided i was too poor for charity. But if I could? I might be more inclined this time to donate to more domestic charities. Lots of people here in the US need real empathy and help. Dog eat dog my ass. Fuck that. Help a brotha/sista out; be of service. Then watch your life get better like magic. I’m so full of shit. Lol

[@mumberg81]

Dude. Your photo is possibly the funniest episode of Always Sunny and that is probably the funniest face ever when he's eating the popcorn and laughing!!

[@realitychallenged4488]

He's worked hard for so many years

[@panchovilla8437]

Salem Keizer school food share not biasing canon through his law of gravity balling my spheres

[@bevta]

"this is the hardest time to be a cop ever" 1 year later

[@myreviews8099]

So right

[@fluxcapacitor1621]

They created the problem. Karma.

[@AL-SH]

Yea it must be so hard choking and killing harmless, unarmed civilians.

[@brianhecimovich4488]

LOL

[@galacticcannibl1966]

@@AL-SH armless?

[@havingfun1968]

Jeff is TRUE JERSEY, and he spent hours with us wounded Marines in Bethesda, MD. He gave us all his DVD, but more importantly, he spent hours making us laugh. I'm so thankful for his kindness... Semper Fidelis, Captain T, U.S.M.C.

[@adamk9700]

havingfun1968 that’s awesome!!

[@havingfun1968]

Thank you for all your kindness. Jeff really does care about the police and the Veterans. This may be the MOST selfless man I’ve ever met. God bless him...

[@AskewBlueCanoe]

Semper Fi, thanks for your service

[@drops2cents260]

"Captain T, U.S.M.C." Hey, that rhymes well. You've got some skills. ;-)

[@Ordell-L-Jackson]

Thank you for your service! & Jeff is hilarious 😂

[@celticbarbarian6680]

If the cops weren't there he would have gone harder on the roast

[@shadowprince4482]

What are you talking about? Nobody goes harder on roasted pork than Jeff Ross. ;)

[@Dev-In-Denver123]

Who else would be at a cop roast? LOL

[@juggernaut3338]

Let's do a cop roast with no cops

[@michaelescobar3746]

Know your audience.

[@luisk6007]

He didn't hold back. Those are actually good cops.

[@poyoloko1961]

Jeff is the goat man for real. Quick with the roasts. Cops and bottoms

[@HotStrange]

Alex Ortiz one of the most quick witted comedians of all time for sure.

[@itsnotatoober]

Gayest of all time

[@romoalex]

Goat is an insult in Spanish

[@PepsiFuture]

Haut Strange slow your roll lmao

[@lwltrs]

He’s the goat man?

[@MalcolmTurnerKing]

"Do you guys play 'Cops N' Bottoms?'"

[@michaelangelo8898]

Hahahaha

[@zector4583]

Yes

[@mr.nobody9697]

I nearly passed out.

[@adamk9700]

The best line 😂😂

[@TheFruitney]

Best joke he told in this video because he said it to the cops face.

[@theykilledjoel1496]

Dude said cops and bottoms and the cop said hahaha that's... Awful lol

[@whytower]

Uhh... Made me want to date a cop.

[@elvalle89]

He probably told his boyfriend later that night and laughed hysterically. Then played cops and bottoms.

[@maximusflame884]

Luis Cortez guns on the right side, he pushed up on the chair

[@usernameisusername]

That joke went over like a lead dildo

[@TheFruitney]

@@elvalle89 I would bet money, you are correct. LOL

[@kevinheintz4046]

Jeff Ross is such an unparalleled legend in his milieu. Love this guy’s ability to troll ANY group and still make everyone laugh their asses off.

[@scales495]

"do you guys play cops and bottoms?" hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@sebastiangalvez6656]

I'm Mexican, I approve that chimichanga joke

[@Plockhoy]

Jeff Ross is great because he really studies and understands his audience.

[@DrAdnan]

Jeff Ross maneuvered his comedic role and the audience very skillfully

[@colenorthway8578]

damn hats off to boston not capping nobody unarmed

[@crsauer91]

That’s crazy this is something we have to recognize and encourage rather than being the expectation.

[@kensington1199]

Thats the bare minimum, not an accomplishment

[@colenorthway8578]

@@kensington1199 I agree.

[@zephh_sk]

Interesting time for this to come up in my Recommended's.

[@justinb1382]

This went waaaaaay better than when the first time Jeff Ross roasted the Boston Police

[@kedabro1957]

Link?

[@mariocasinetti158]

1st try was harsher.. 2nd handcuffed but more funny (more roast than plain insult)

[@KevinSun242]

The first time they were also ordered by the police union not to interact with him.

[@noicemate9111]

The first time was hilarious they clearly were told or had a stipulation about being friendly with him

[@candlelight1326]

Jeff Ross one of the greatest comedians in American history

[@hektorsoininen]

3:36 “This is the hardest time to be a cop, ever.” Fast forward to Summer 2020.

[@riveraharper8166]

yeah...

[@dekuOP21]

I laughed my ass off when he said the chimichanga joke, I legit choked on my drink

[@rob3326]

I worked in law enforcement. The constant, daily verbal abuse was more difficult for me than the job itself. It just wears on you after years. I admire people who can retain their optimism and positive disposition thru that.

[@DKGifford19608]

He’s so poorly animated. They totally forgot to ink his eyebrows in.

[@MultiLegostuff]

🤣🤣🤣

[@nebulousisgod]

I feel like I’ve seen this joke more than a few times already. Still hilarious

[@rocarlosdavis622]

a ha😭

[@lslewis]

Could've used some motion capture tech too

[@anthonylong9067]

DKGifford19608 they tried and it ended up turning into a creepy uncle’s mustache

[@Richallmight2]

One of the funniest dudes alive

[@baringozi2214]

Jeff looks like the smiley face children draw grew up

[@shadowprince4482]

Nobody can go harder on roasted pork than Jeff Ross.

[@anyhonywilliams6160]

Nice!!

[@Heavywall70]

...do tell

[@hardytruthseeker6164]

We should have the Boston police Department Lead the movement to train cops the right way. Thanks for your services Officers. 🙌🏽

[@grantdervishi8186]

When I was in Boston and needed help with directions the city and state police were very nice

[@summer_glazed2818]

“Is it true you have a speeding ticket to Paul Revere?” 😭😭

[@brianjohnson408]

Cops and bottoms 🤣🤣🤣 Totally caught that officer off guard!!

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

That was hilarious

[@bee4590]

"screaming at the cops protecting their right to protest" lol ... that aged well

[@bee4590]

the people: we are here to stop police from using excessive violence cops: shoot teargas and rubber coated bullets at them

[@ratdick8671]

@@Noah-dy8ii Maybe not to you, depending on the opinions presented that conflict with yours. At the end of the day, you saw the video, you clicked on it, and most of the people that did the same clicked "like", meaning you're in the minority.

[@drops2cents260]

"The ladies are gonna like that." "Yeah, no, I have a boyfriend." What a brilliant comeback! And what a time to be alive where that guy can say that out loud. I say that's proof that things _can and do_ get better, despite all the drawbacks that happen from time to time.

[@thirdbnico]

Once we get past this killing unarmed civilians/blue wall of silence hump it'll be a utopia.

[@drops2cents260]

@@thirdbnico Nah, I think that will still take a little more time and a lot more things to change, but it would be another step of many into the right direction.

[@thirdbnico]

@@drops2cents260 I agree with you I was being a tad facetious fam, but yeah it's great he can be who he is openly and it has no bearing on him being a cop.

[@drops2cents260]

@@thirdbnico > I was being a tad facetious No harm, no foul. :-)

[@lilrayray9881]

No

[@jeremiah2012]

Jeff Ross is a living Legend!

[@jumb0shr1mp6]

Jeff Ross great job! He always does great crowd work. U had boston pd cracking up . Shout out to Boston PD for not having a an unarmed shooting in 25 years! 💪🏾

[@jinxkrug7000]

Yeah Boston! I grew up in a suburb of Boston and was moved to the Midwest by my former husband. I am 71 and wish that I had the energy to move back because I miss the ocean and the people. When I lived in Boston 100 years ago the Boston cops were great to me. Apparently they are still pretty great!

[@lesleyd2448]

😂😂seen this before, but I could watch Jeff all day!!

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

How?He looks like a whole maggot in the face.

[@suzawilo]

@@longdirtytoenails1076 Not the point douche☝🏽

[@lesleyd2448]

There’s always a jealous ignorant person making comments, and for attention.

[@yibeltalmesfinmengistu2835]

All day everyday 🤩💪🏾

[@alsimmons6356]

This is an amazing performance I love his insight on today’s world on police violence

[@moquilla1]

That Mexican joke with the chimichangas....hahahaha!!!!

[@alphamale3643]

I always love anyone who does good stand up....Chapelle, CK, Macdonald (RIP), but everytime I hear Jeff Ross, he just buts a big smile on my face.

[@xRS23x]

That gay cop looks genuinely nice

[@pastoryoda2789]

Auntie Jane we need more gay cops

[@xRS23x]

Hail for diversity!

[@adamk9700]

Agreed

[@superjvt71]

You like him.

[@P1gP3n69]

Auntie Jane you must be lesbian.

[@jayraiders9560]

This dude is funny af...shout out to Boston this just broke my stereotype or idea of how Boston might be. 🇲🇽🇺🇸✌️

[@LeoWhalen1933]

Two types of Boston. The yuppies and students who move here from other places. And The natives who do NOTHING except break each other's balls. I'm the second part. And yes we all vote Democrat.

[@kimward5746]

Jeff Ross and Chris Rock I would say are the most fearless, talented, intelligent comedians of my generation. They both bring me a lot of joy and teach me. Brilliant mother fu$%ers. Edited to say one more thing: I've given up on joy from most parts of my life, these guys bringing me laughs is something I really need and look forward to. They're like miracle fu$%ing workers.

[@RyansTavern]

Been watching Jeff Ross for years he funny as hell what a great comedian

[@shomershabbos6291]

With that mustache, we now know what jeff is doing all year between roasts, chating online with 12 year old girls

[@dallas5609]

This guy is a legend 👏

[@stephaniem9240]

the last one had me cryin😂

[@willlienellson7451]

I waited for it. "Orange Man Bad" at 3:15. Now I don't have to leave disappointed. Such original comedy.

[@hughmcaloon6506]

Jeff Ross. Proving why he's called The Roastmaster General.

[@powpowvideos]

Who’s watching this in their feed right now and feels uncomfortable.

[@carrotcake6572]

Rick Nash not really, not at all actually. The standards for becoming a police officer vary wildly depending on where you’re applying and law enforcement standards have been getting stricter. College education or military service is now expected. Sure it’s easy to be a cop in a small town in Alabama but LAPD only accepts 1/1000 applicants

[@Virjunior01]

Not really. I've been cool with like 95% of cops, and I'm black. None of this speaks to what's busted about the system, but it is cool to hear that one of the most notoriously racist towns in the north has gone a quarter century without shooting an unarmed person.

[@blacclivesmatter4637]

@Rick Nash lmao

[@thirdbnico]

@@carrotcake6572 you're right, becoming a cop is hard for major cities. Myself and a guy I was stationed with in the Marines both failed the psych portion, he went for Chicago PD and I was disqualified from NYPD.

[@pyrojkl]

@Rick Nash Calling someone who works a job to protect people in their city scum is like stabbing yourself in the back and honestly is no better than the racism that people accuse these cops of because turns out, most cops are normal people and most people are not racist. But the BLM activists are very quick to put this in terms of race as if it matters what color my skin is to have an opinion and defend my fellow americans.

[@cc3230]

It’s not about a Few Bad Apples it’s about the state and their role in it

[@DIGITAL7Media]

Ugh..i used to hate all things Boston. For a long long time. But mad props to the force for being the only ones to be roasted. Great stats and seems like a great group of people.

[@Forgan_Mreeman]

the roast master, ladies and gentlemen

[@Myers-ft6vm]

"Hating all cops for what some cops have done, that's also prejudice."

[@NiceGuyEddy12]

It's also safe. Dead rats dont squeak.

[@dominiquecullen6637]

If only cops had a governing body that could stop this terrible group of "some cops" instead of letting literal murder happen!

[@marvelgirlxvii]

Can’t like cops if all you have is bad experiences. One threatened to take my 12 year old sister to jail because she wouldn’t stop crying she he tried to talk to her. She was crying because her sister had just gone to the hospital.

[@ronaldferguson4785]

There’s 3 cops in Minneapolis that may have been good cops, but not one of them lived up to that title by not stopping the senseless killing of George Floyd by a cop that everyone in the department knew was bad

[@shadowprince4482]

Nice to see them have a sense of humor.

[@mikecruz1914]

Great sense of humor from the Popo's.. you guys rock Boston!

[@LAIDBACKMANNER]

1:43 Anyone gonna mention how the commissioner... Definitely has to smoke meth?

[@longshotmaster]

LAIDBACKMANNER that’s how all of us Irish look when we get older in Boston ,

[@johnscroggins7869]

Takes a meth head to know a meth head and he’s just old .... pos

[@Themostamazinguy]

John Scroggins why are you so heated about a joke

[@longshotmaster]

Themostamazinguy I’m hip lol angry ass baby boomer @ john scroggins

[@BroWaffles]

this was good thing. I'm all about protesting violence against black people from police but I am also all for good cops. I give kudos to this department for having the balls to get roasted.

[@scrappyknux2894]

Will you protest violence against white people from police or are you racist? Look at actual stats. 2 yrs ago. I know. Just sayin.

[@ninjarider84]

"Cops and bottoms" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jones-eq4bs]

shoutout that gay cop, respect bruh

[@woshua3143]

Asa Witte “what the hell is even that!?”

[@nihaalsandim9986]

@@AW-gi3qf what chill hes speaking facts

[@Jeff1701A]

Where is the full version of this?

[@thesadwolf]

Police archives

[@therealronniej]

"Is it true you gave a speeding ticket to Paul Revere?" XD

[@dogchaser520]

What a great idea to roast a PD. Cheers to Boston for stepping up and even putting out the recording Just checked the website and literally every, single, solitary district commander is Irish. Will join you guys in the streets for St Patty's Day for the annual "Reinforcin' O' the Stereotypes", hahahha

[@thecontroversy7914]

Cops and bottoms was some Of the funniest shit I ever heard.

[@nathanielstephenbaue]

Imagine that. No one in that room got offended.

[@nathanielstephenbaue]

PowdaToastFace Killah “They lack humor”, huh?

[@nathanielstephenbaue]

PowdaToastFace Killah trust you?

[@nathanielstephenbaue]

PowdaToastFace Killah huh? Do or do not what? R u ok?

[@trutle88]

They were in a previous roast

[@cloroc]

Some of them looked pretty tight what were you watching?

[@jonnymallett108]

Looks like the cops penciled Jeff's eyebrows in 😂

[@matthewmehegan3475]

The Military Industrial Complex of comedy.

[@fgcwaterboy]

"This is like Glee"

[@alanbelcher6568]

I'm not a huge police fan but this was well done.

[@athews1976]

It's only because THAT community of cops actually have a sense of humor.

[@cameronneubecker3113]

athews1976 most do

[@thesadwolf]

Do you like any of Sting's solo work?

[@athews1976]

@@thesadwolf 😂😂😂😂😂 I get it because I'm old school.

[@thesadwolf]

@@athews1976 If one person gets it, that's all that matters : )

[@brianvalley5223]

An honest comedian.

[@CHULITOLINDO01]

I LUV THE WAY HE LAUGHS

[@carrrexx7190]

Jeff Ross looks like Max Cady after the fire.

[@TheRPfilms]

He even made himself look like a cop

[@Vitalinformation101]

The ball sack on The Shield

[@whitneyrhea4614]

Bruhhhhh lol

[@McgDaGhost]

Bro a legend

[@neumiekane2136]

Jeff Ross u r truly comic gold

[@superpanda9810]

Dude looks like Vin Diesel in the before picture

[@Ba_A]

... while Jeff looks like Vin Diesel "the day after" the place got nuked...lol

[@kodyeldridge5847]

Well this aged like wine.

[@joeb134]

Definitely a better crowd than the first time

[@leonard1871]

hahahah ...3:45 They should do a "where are they now" of these new recruits

[@UBeesh10]

Dont ask, DO TELL

[@funkpill]

04:23-"this is like Glee"😂😂😂

[@kb2x172]

Where my undercover cops at? THEY MAKE NOISE! YOU'RE FIRED! 😆😅😂😂😂😂

[@todbaner3385]

Him making out to seem that cops have it bad🤣🤣 nah they are just starting to be held accountable for their actions instead of being protected by their friends.

[@christienhogan1126]

Where’s my undercover cops at🤣💀🤣💀

[@golden6823]

C.O.P.S. (Community Oriented Policing Service)

[@carmen3091]

Is that what it stands for? Either way it sounds nice 💕💓

[@Littlej117]

@@carmen3091 It has different meanings nowadays, but it was originally Civilians On Patrol.

[@golden6823]

@@kkjannah Getting very warm 👍

[@Littlej117]

The more likely explanation is that it comes from the dialect verb "cop," meaning "seize," which ultimately comes from the Latin capere, meaning "to capture." Police officers capture criminals.

[@golden6823]

@@Littlej117 ....cold again....

[@jeffmyron3640]

Why Jeff Ross look like he taped a couple of caterpillars to his head

[@warrenashburnwa]

Why tape tho? 😁😁😁😁

[@jesuscruz5355]

💀☠

[@derickspawn6706]

Jeff Ross is so good!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@monarch8086]

Glad someone said it.

[@getbuckets4252]

If the "good cops" don't call out the "bad cops" what's the difference?

[@CITIZENCINEMATV]

Exactly

[@johnedward8352]

Truth is hard

[@MS-xu7jm]

Still no reason to hate them all

[@MrBLAAHHHHHHHHHHH]

Who do you dipshits think arrest and charge the bad cops...

[@Hexspa]

Something tells me the editor confiscated the good stuff and kept it -for himself- “as evidence.”

[@ayandey137]

This comment is 🔥🔥

[@Hexspa]

@@ayandey137 Thank you, Officer.

[@rakasin]

Ross is a champ, funny af, good show all around

[@jdog8663]

Its a little more like fighting fire with fire to be prejudice against the ones who've prejudiced

[@mhypersonic]

Those are some good jokes yeah

[@yurrye7243]

This is good comedy everything is on the table for jokes but even if it’s directed at you you’re still laughing because it’s never that serious

[@chromicapop4595]

Jeff great in historical roasts program😅

[@johnsebaton2526]

This was awesome!

[@qr6422]

“Cops and bottoms “ 🤣🤣

[@Jake-pn7wr]

"Hating all cops for what some cops have done, that's also prejudice." Jeff Ross, could not have said it better myself. I'm a Democrat, I obviously lean left, and I'm Latino; supporting the police doesn't have to be about race. You cannot lump any one demographic into one description or assumption: blacks, whites, lations, muslims, and yes, cops. It's all equally ignorant, and in reality, it's a case by case basis. Saying all cops are bad just causes resentment among the (many) good ones, and we may lose them too.

[@thirdbnico]

I agree with everything you said but the good ones need to be the driving force in weeding out the bad ones. Police culture seems to lean towards silence or lies to protect the bad ones which doesn't make them much better if they're doing so.

[@Jake-pn7wr]

@@thirdbnico I agree with that as well ;-)

[@johnraponkus2746]

There are extremely way way way too many police in America. If one disagrees, please remove your head from your anus. If one is not aware of our odd policing practices, put your pornos on hold, men too, and look around. Sniveling seems to be a great prerequisite for that job choice.

[@Puppy_Puppington]

Jeff Ross is a goddamn national treasure!!!!

[@DoubleClutchAutoReviews]

4:25 "You guys play cops and bottoms?" 💀💀💀

[@Ray-9888]

Great to see these cops have a sense of humor. Despite what the media says, cops are not the enemy

[@darishopkins2573]

Well some of them are the enemy.

[@Ray-9888]

Daris Hopkins - when someone has a problem, they call the cops. When you are the problem, you blame the cops