Episode 5 - Double D X Man

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[@tbrwy]

Tiny Meat Gang Podcast in Los Angeles how bold of u u meaty fucks

[@Angel-dp5pj]

You can tell Noel wrote this

[@Batt-man]

That song at the beginning seems familiar..

[@brlbrlbrlprrt423]

@@Batt-man do you know where to find it?

[@prinwrld]

Noel: “Where were you when you realized you were gonna die” *laughs hysterically* Jesus Christ Noel

[@watermalone2766]

14:22

[@maddie-fz7tk]

for every patreon goal reached, one aspect of noel's ethnicity is revealed

[@bendover6699]

Three years later and we still don’t know

[@nikhilvishnoi100]

i think he'll take it to his grave

[@kylos1999]

What about now?

[@dawoudalghazali3727]

He’s not dead yet there’s still a chance

[@katinkak256]

Noel's laugh at 22:48 I have honestly never heard a grown man laugh like this lmao

[@st3rdustsm00thie3]

andrew garfield kinda laughs like that

[@xsemth]

bro snickering

[@ZacharyJTaylor]

wish the entire podcast you wouldn't have talked about anything and just played the intro for the hour and a half.

[@ClayKimball]

Zach Digital Yeah where can we find this song!

[@emilychamberlain8397]

@@ClayKimball that's what I wanna know so I can blast it at every party

[@raneembasheer]

the beginning was a BOP

[@oregano_cactus]

lauren a real fucking BANGER

[@phake4327]

Who else sits through the ads so they can get that extra $0.00001?

[@phake4327]

Jack Windrammer - I like your attitude.

[@Windrammer]

Grey Thank you. I think Noel and Cody are a couple of bozos

[@byrellebrass7387]

Grey Lmaoooooo .0000000001

[@TinyMeatGang]

appreciate u

[@Windrammer]

Tiny Meat Gang Podcast I only watch because you guys are hot

[@Kerrviii]

I was kinda scared of santa personally. Then I got him confused with God. Life hasn't changed much.

[@haleybelle9186]

My family was wayyyy more white. We made bags of “reindeer food” from Lucky Charms cereal and glitter. The glitter was to make it easier to see our house. Wtf were my parents thinking.

[@principality543]

they loved you- be grateful!! lol

[@anacampos3486]

I realized I was going to die when I was like 8 because I saw that my calendar was almost at the last page so I thought the world was over once that page was done

[@Kerrviii]

Ana Campos woah woah woah

[@katedavis848]

i see where youre coming from. the mayans had a similar idea

[@caitlinmurphy4316]

Its so nice to see the older generation accepting and experimenting within the lgbtq community

[@iamafrogdood446]

No Offense But We All Know Your Fucking Gay

[@christiannybo5664]

iAMaFrogDood44 that sucks because she’s super cute

[@lydiabresette8279]

you can't say dawg and drink out of a Christmas themed Starbucks​ cup

[@elladavis1329]

White elves to Santa: Who’s gonna do the what? Seriously- who is going to do the what?! We were under the impression that you would bring some cookies back for us, but that appears to have been a blatant lie. So now remains the question: who’s gonna do the what here, Santa?

[@LuckyGenesis]

Underrated 😂

[@ME-wg7mj]

It sounds like Noel has existential depression

[@IsaacTaracks]

Ah so cute that grandpa isn't tech savvy enough to use the mixing board for the intro and just held the mic up to the phone lol

[@gartgartsman478]

REALLY happy Cody's eye is back to normal.

[@johannastapleton]

was having anxiety trying to fall asleep and these usually help and y’all start talking about DEATH

[@theyfeeltheboy]

hope it hasn't gotten the best of you

[@D3mi4n]

Cody Ko is millennial Ryan Reynolds

[@jchivsmusic7329]

I’m so happy Cody finally came out❤️ So proud. Only took 58 Years 🙏🏼

[@katedavis848]

oOf oof.

[@Ebee2]

I told everyone, including my friend's parents, that I saw Santa because I loved attention (still do), and it hit me a couple of years later all the adults knew my little attention-seeking ass was lying and I was very embarassed

[@katedavis848]

LMAO THIS IS GOLD

[@maddie-fz7tk]

took 46 minutes to mention Venice

[@wyattpatterson8589]

That is the longest

[@ctyesixteen5162]

This might be my favourite episode so far

[@ValentinaSanchez-qd8wt]

Cody keeps getting whiter in every podcast...

[@CJ_Carpenter]

He's just a ghost now.

[@user-yr5yl6zt5l]

no he doesn't

[@wydneonn2247]

@@user-yr5yl6zt5l okay brandon

[@user-yr5yl6zt5l]

@@wydneonn2247 okay Leyfu

[@gregoryolejniczak1688]

Can Noel please talk more about his rapping experience that came out of nowhere and he just threw it aside like it was nothing

[@21pinecone]

Noel's girlfriend is a caramel macchiato

[@katedavis848]

prolly his nickname for her

[@jalisaalanaye1662]

Funny how Cody is asking Noel what it’s like to perform on stage doing music and if it’s better then comedy, so on and so on and now fast forward 2 years and they have some really good music and have performed together a bunch of times , I’m so proud at how far they’ve come !

[@tbrwy]

I interpreted 30:35 as “this girl’s name is Just Kennedy”

[@kennedyr1399]

purplepuppy2001 Just Kennedy tings

[@katedavis848]

ME TOO I DIDN'T REALISE IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE UNTIL I SAW YOUR COMMENT LMAO

[@aleksandler]

im like 4 months late but boy when i was 9 years old i went to a randy newman concert cuz i was like "hell yeah the toy story man" but then the further into the concert he got the sadder the songs were, and eventually he started singing about dying, and little ol me is sitting in the balcony watching him play his piano and sing about depression and i realized "wait im gonna die" and i started quietly sobbing for the last hour of the concert cuz i didn't wanna die and i just never talked about that moment afterwards

[@briajackson2445]

That little "I'm gay" at the end really tied this whole show together

[@SIMULAT3DHUMAN3]

When I started to doubt that Santa was real my parents would always show me the NORAD satellites "tracking" where Santa was lol

[@harperpenelopejames5221]

Was Noel high during this he was so giggly lmaooooo

[@maddie-fz7tk]

Bailey Smith he's always like that

[@convxid4339]

Juliette he’s always high

[@GothicCitrus]

I realized my mortality at 3 years old, no joke. I remember suddenly bursting into tears at parking lot at a department store and my moms like "what the- why are you crying" I'm like "I DONT WANT TO DIE YET, I DONT WANT TO DIE" and my mom didn't even comfort me she just told me to shut up. That's probably how I ended up watching this podcast.

[@Bakedbread69]

You and Cody and matching with the triangles on your shirts, that's fucking romantic

[@chriscallahan2647]

Nadia Rasheed #illuminatiCONFIRMED

[@drplumbean]

Taylor swift is the perfect example of what happens if you don't bully a horse girl enough

[@katedavis848]

LMFAOOOOOO IM FUCKING DEAD SHE WAS DEFINITELY A WEIRD HORSE GIRL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL

[@principality543]

@@katedavis848 LOLLOLOLOLO

[@noahmason8788]

Good to see this middle age gay man being accepted by the KZbin community.

[@fionas3630]

gaydar is off the scales with this one

[@brandonhenson84]

Can't watch this podcast with Cody's fuckin bare knee screaming at me.

[@ExtendoCrescendo]

Brandon Henson that made me giggle

[@KarloGNR]

Double Meat Gang

[@sentanyl3399]

I can't be the only one wondering why Noel wasn't at Cody's "friendsgiving"

[@unradicalmaddie2106]

Sentanyl3 noel has a long term gf, i’m assuming he spent time with her and her family or she was with his family for thanksgiving. idk tho, i was wondering the same thing

[@ellieabunassar8244]

Sentanyl3 he’s probably bashing on his friendsgiving bc he wasn’t invited

[@mattmcgowan5525]

Cody lives in Canada

[@thepoppets1052]

Matt McGowan Hell yeah bro I'm all about that shit, DM me I'll suck that shit digitally

[@6h42am]

Noel isn't white enough

[@HaiDiana]

Mouth noises are strong in this episode 🗣

[@ambersaizan469]

I remember the first time I knew I was going to die one day. I was in church and they were talking about how after we die we have to spend ETERNITY with god and I just started bawling because I didn't want to spend that much time with god and after that I would randomly cry about how I don't want to die. My parent were worried about me lol

[@baetoulk5888]

New fan of TMG, I've been watching the recent episodes but since my dishwasher broke and I have to wash everything by hand I'm starting to get through the pod from the start. This is one of the funniest episodes I've seen!! Noel talking about realizing his mortality at 7 y/o and saying that's one of the most vivid memories of his childhood....explains so much lmfao.

[@chillinNillin]

You guys should do a Noel race reveal at 10k a month

[@jakehoffman17]

stteeeeezee

[@chillinNillin]

You best fuck with TMG Steeze

[@taruneisen990]

Their final podcast should be noels ethnicity reveal

[@vicvinegar6828]

Devilled Eggs and Denim should be your next album

[@hannah-ji3hb]

“getting it ALL over my denim”

[@laner120]

Release the intro so it can be my ringtone and everyone will know I'm gay

[@em-ho1tr]

Listen I know Noel is not white (?) but he laughs like a white dad watching racist comedians

[@widowswail888]

Lmao that’s gotta be the half white part of him

[@hairlesscat6458]

There are racist comedians?

[@Masked_muscle_mommy]

@@hairlesscat6458 bruh

[@noshitnelly]

I love how you guys feed off eachothers energy and jokes and it just gets funnier and funnier, you guys are fuckin hilarious hahaha

[@haha20121000]

I can't believe this was 3 years ago lol

[@markjinbias5297]

*THIS SONG FUCKS*

[@brlbrlbrlprrt423]

i cant find it anywhere :(

[@zacharykayani2219]

LOOOOL I literally choked 😂😂 ‘that’s why Xavier can’t walk’ 😂

[@rileypooler7758]

The fact that that was the most prominent moment in Noel’s childhood is chilling wtf

[@w1lDstYLe]

"Words with friends in real life" Scrabble???

[@b.maliboo9453]

*The Madden thing is so true. I was looking at a basketball roster for a team my son was playing, last name of one of the kids was Madden & I immediately thought, "Hmmm.. I wonder if he's related to the football Madden guy!"*

[@Awedanansi]

I think it’s funny how much Cody likes Taylor swift now after this video 😂😂

[@Justosorock]

i came back to watch this bc it's your best episode so far😂

[@benjo6756]

Hey choadster, you’re doing it in the wrong order, if you smoke first then drink, you’ll feel the best you’ve ever felt. If you drink then smoke, you get cross faded and it’s hell. They did a study on this to understand why and I don’t remember why but you have to smoke first. I’ve tried both and I felt great when I smoked first and I threw up when I drank first then smoked. Lots of love try it sometime

[@ggelston97]

dude, what's the name of that Prixzm song? I need a full version to start my days!

[@andik.4350]

My dad literally used to get a ladder and climb up on to the roof, and place carrots ON THE FUCKING ROOF FOR THE REINDEER just so I'd be fucking happy.

[@kyleotero5787]

39:11 noel says "youre all gonna look it up" dude i already did like 5 minutes ago

[@mooimapig999]

Do some raps on a punjabi dubstep beat

[@daniellemdepa]

OMG when the “im gay” song came on I thought it was a real tmg song and I freaked out

[@austinoliver8521]

the amount of slander of marvel characters in this episode is funny

[@ValentinaSanchez-qd8wt]

Ok but is that song on iTunes tho?

[@ggelston97]

Valentina Sanchez I know right

[@kadensevern9416]

Out here looking like a snack 😍

[@katedavis848]

hitting on girls on Tiny Meat Gang's podcast. a legend.

[@deanvisvanathan4]

Correction: Santa eats cookies at every white families house.

[@katrina128]

since when the fuck did noel rap

[@Homeboyvick]

Dude i love these boys lol just nonstop laughing jeez lmfao

[@claytonmarshall1308]

Hey Cody could you chew on your ice right into the mic. Thanks.

[@raneembasheer]

I was taking a shit while listening to this

[@JoshyG]

lauren the whole podcast?

[@raneembasheer]

the entire 85 minutes

[@JoshyG]

lauren that’s dope

[@yasemindk1335]

that's a long shit

[@arnoboy96]

Doing the same thing now wasssuuup

[@johns4668]

the dad side in me is still out buying cigarettes itS BEEN 17 YEARS, DAD

[@lacari0805]

Noel: we’re all gunna die some day and Santa isn’t real Cody: say sike right now

[@ZacharyJTaylor]

crossfaded is what nightmare fuel is made out of.

[@Kerrviii]

ZacharyJTA you're everywhere!

[@adamsmith4852]

Fuck u

[@alfiemiller122]

Love the commitment bro

[@imgabulous]

i’m in love with cody’s knee and noel’s elbow

[@leau3959]

smoke first and then drink

[@benjo6756]

It’s true I just commented the same thing

[@urboiouthere3650]

Nah u get the spins when u do both, at least for me.

[@nightmaredashie8835]

Drink gatorade, drink 4 glasses of wine then smoke a blunt. You wont get dehydrated or get too dizzy

[@nunya69business]

i did it the other way around when i was 20 and i never made that mistake ever again lmao

[@beverlythomas8464]

5 episodes in. next goal: 10 :) see you there!

1:13:54 "I don't think anybody is listening" Bro ME I'M LISTENING and sobbing after that, chunks of watermelon hitting a bucket full of water lmao

[@blottovonsozzlebooks1427]

"She just gerrymanders, 9 to 5, on her own accord."

[@gracehathaway1856]

a lot of sororities have "jarties" which is jean parties sooo

[@char4177]

Grace Hathaway I’m wayyyy late... but this comment is cursed

[@imaant758]

You guys are too funny wtf can’t believe it took me this long to discover you guys

[@BoredNails]

im here again listening to this ep for the third time and it feels like the first time I laughed so much like i never heard about Double D man lmao

[@TheRealNG]

This is my favorite episode, man I legit dont remember laughing so much.

[@carmelita1880]

this episode is so funny i almost busted a lung

[@kayverly]

No but seriously, Taylor Swift's new album is fire and I hate myself everytime I say that. I want to hate it so bad but I can't. Y'all are so hilarious and I might even have to join the patreon when I catch up on all the episodes.

[@danielcoffey6397]

looked up immediately. lmao the xman thing had me dying

[@byrellebrass7387]

I have eaten 10 deviled eggs in one sitting

[@ezequielcruz102]

After 10pm ?

[@christianroyston3902]

Tfw when you are eating 10 deviled eggs when they are talking about deviled eggs.

[@byrellebrass7387]

Ezequiel Cruz not after 10 thats too crazy for me

[@darkiller76521]

Bro deviled egg's are God's gift to humanity.

[@silly982]

Rookie numbers

[@vanderhoof741]

The pink triangle shirt worn with this episode's theme song was not lost on me.

[@NinaNacreous]

I have been making deviled eggs for years, I've made hundreds and hundreds and I have to tell you I felt so crazy validated at Cody's praise at 09:37

[@jsouthe1304]

Yall should go on tour when the mixtape drops

[@nunya69business]

your finnish accent had me cryingggg

[@limjahey8174]

Thank you for manifesting my darkness Noel

[@danilodews7509]

What was Noel's artist name?

[@tadioska]

Podcast starts at 1:09:35

[@LuckyGenesis]

Thanks bro

[@benjcoughlin7011]

I just learned I outweighed Cody being his height at 17. I don’t know who should be more embarrassed

[@AlexA-sl8xd]

I love Noel’s dark humor 😂💀💀

[@Jordan-fg9rr]

I left out the carrots and the oatmeal and glitter and cookies lmao and when I asked if Santa could fit down the chimney my mom told me he would shrink himself so he could come down

[@emaleighcoreyann3752]

The quiet "im gay" at the end 😂😂😂

[@Bri-jv3ep]

2 years after, new fan for a few months, Mexicana and laughing my ass off at the elves are Mexican comment that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 💀

[@superfred]

Wish I could come to your live show this podcast FUCKS

[@sophiehannan8469]

The glitter is to tell the reindeers where to go, obviously

[@TendurrLovin]

The Cody chipotle story had me fucking weezing lmao