Episode Seventeen: Blind Items | Violating Community Guidelines

[@nightcrawler7_]

Brittany- no one is entitled to attention from you. If you’re not feeling it, then you’re not feeling it. You were busy, and you were a lot nicer then I would be in that situation. Real fans would understand that you are your own person who needs their own space

[@Rihannan5]

exactly what I wanted to say. I feel bad that she had to feel such guilt just because she was being human. True fans know what kind of person you are Brittany, and you are allowed to be in your space as you need to be because you are human!

[@abbyz13]

honestly, even if i saw her and she wasn’t busy, i’d feel weird interrupting someone just going about their day. people forget we’re all perfect strangers even tho we can engage in the same content online lol

[@morganboggis03]

@@abbyz13 I honestly don’t understand how people are okay with going up to random people in pubic. I’d be so embarrassed 😂

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

@@abbyz13 I've ALWAYS thought this, exactly! I knew a girl who skipped high school for three days to wander around the biggest city in our country just to see if she could stop lady gaga, posting on social media about tips and information for the latest sightings of her to track her movements. Her parents were in total support. I just... what. I would be terrified if I were well known and people were doing that. I know that's an extreme example but it all boils down to the fact that we're all just people.

[@nightcrawler7_]

@@RealElongatedMuskrat dude wtf, that’s so creepy. If she’s comfortable doing that I can’t imagine what else she thinks is okay

[@boobs7680]

As much as I love them doing the podcasts with certain topics prepared, I fucking love when they go off topic and just start talking about random shit😭

[@giogarcia444]

SAME

[@elankhamanicastillo]

quite LITERALLY random shit

[@ivannafernandag]

SAME I ain’t here for blind items im here for story times like a child 💀

[@KingOfGaymes]

ITS THE BESTTT

[@chuu099]

Ikr! I love when this happens and I would love if they did an episode where they just have one or a few topics and they just let themselves get off topic and talk about random shit. I’d pay for that 🤣

[@abbyz13]

“People load onto that ride with Mickey ears and churros in their hand, and they’re like, let me relive how 5 people tragically passed” y’all.

[@jhart1127]

I visited the park from the UK when I was 8 and I remember even at that young age being totally weirded out that people had actually died and people were giving the peace sign.

[@idab6864]

Yeah I had no idea that's the history behind it. Humans are mad weird

[@abbyz13]

@@jhart1127 i never knew this until i listened to the pod, it’s so dark but based on disney’s history i believe it

[@PootyBrad]

Rofl the internet sometimes, Tower of Terror isn’t based off any real tragedy it’s based off of the Twilight Zone TV series.

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@PootyBrad yeah it’s not real, it’s twilight zone that’s why it opens with Rod Serling.. idk what people are talking about

[@ah4902]

Listening to this while walking on campus is a game of trying not to smile and laugh like a crazy person

[@jhart1127]

I'm listening from a tiny, rainy village in the North of England. Love the concept of anyone going to "campus" as its something I've only seen in the movies 😂👍 x

[@isabelleblais1077]

Dude literally me right now, I'm grinning under my mask

[@mizzle2]

@@jhart1127 that sounds very cute :)

[@lyndagraziano2634]

no literally whenever i listen in class im struggling not to burst into hysterics

[@Meg-cc6yc]

@@jhart1127 take me w you

[@katieluv621]

yachting actually refers to when models/influences play the role of essentially high-class escorts, getting paid to spend time with very wealthy men, usually on yachts!!! there are a couple of high profile celebs that have been speculated to have come up this way, like chrissy tegan

[@andres.5204]

the way brittany was acting like sarah was dumb but blatantly wrong 💀

[@sabrinalocke2846]

Holy shit. I didn’t know that was a thing!

[@taylifts]

Came to the comments for the full definition! Thank you!

[@AnnabelleLeeTx]

Yes! Kanye wests last girlfriend was in the blinds as a "yachter"

[@theatermx]

It is a formula for rising stars to "raise their profile" but is actually sexual trafficking.

[@babyneptune2696]

literally hovering over the channel like a feral animal waiting for each ep to drop. PERFECT that you guys do Mondays!

[@narcoleptic_moose6764]

lmao same, I've been refreshing my feed for an hour. glad to see a fellow feral fan such as myself

[@sarasan7315]

yes FINALLY

[@asksomeoneelse98]

The vultures are circling

[@tinymogi]

Same

[@2542lauren]

lmfao LITERALLY THO

[@heywhatupitsash7389]

I think its important to acknowledge that Harry Styles (and many other celebrities) has a background in which he was media trained to the gods on mount olympus and back. Hes got years of experience and years of professionals advising him on what to say, how to respond, how to manage etc. Internet celebrities just get thrown into the deep end.

[@user_314_andmore]

exactly!

[@angelicalizettedelgado8539]

I never thought about this until now wow. A lot of influencers are forced to be in the public eye so quickly and learn how to act around fans or traditional media.

[@jaydock1]

1000%

[@meh5872]

quiet literally he's had media training and a whole team working to perfect his image since he was 16, he's been in the game for over a decade.

[@emilyy114]

To be fair his bandmates would have gotten the same media training but definitely don't act the same way so there's still something to be said for Harry's kindness

[@kmittens1528]

I've never heard the phrase "blind item" before. You guys are teaching me so many new things, hahaha.

[@williamrose3787]

I thought this episode was about blind bags 😂

[@tri-angel]

@@williamrose3787 me too 😭

[@DiMagnolia]

Same I thought it was about mystery boxes lmao

[@denicejaceyvandevort3212]

@@williamrose3787 we

[@adventureisntfar]

I really thought we were going to talk about the toy phenomenon of "blind bags" where you buy a toy that comes in an opaque bag.

[@mmemonarch]

I totally thought this too! I've never heard of this before

[@williamrose3787]

Me too thank god

[@omnomnomnom2371]

Same here

[@abluemug]

Same

[@sarahmartinez6203]

Same they should totally talk about blind bags tho

[@carlywolosyn5705]

I’ve heard the ski story like 3 times now and I laugh harder every time 😭

[@frbny88]

i literally watched it, sent it to a friend, watched the clip i sent to a friend, and then came back and watched it again loooool

[@elijahstars]

I kept replaying that bit and i cry laughed the whole damn time, ohmygod. 😭🤣

[@Aleks_Ovski416]

where can you hear the 2 other times of the story?

[@melinda5298]

It was either another podcast ep, or one of her videos, but I also remember her telling it some other time 😂😂😭 loves it every time

[@carlywolosyn5705]

@@Aleks_Ovski416 i think one was in one of their recent personal channel videos, building the caravan or Zillow pt. One million maybe 🤔 sorry if that’s not it 😭😂

[@frbny88]

the way sarah explains the entire story and ends it with getting a sunburn on the back of her neck just sends me into orbit

[@evancoffey4894]

"Is this who we are" "This is who i am" TOOK ME OUT LMAO 36:06

[@hardluckart]

...and the way Sarah didn't hesitate AT ALL! i fucking died.

[@babieash09]

no bc how did sarah just let this happen omg LIKE DID SHE JUST WATCH THIS PERSON SHOVE THE ORNAMENT UP THEIR ASS?? this is the funniest story she's ever told lmaoooo

[@Aunty87]

Brittany, we don't deserve you. That interaction was not on you where the fan blasted you. You deserve the same amount of patience and understanding you are giving. You don't owe people the performance they demand. So it's a fine line, not enabling bad behavior on their part as well, by being a people-pleaser. I think your heart is gold and it's very sweet you feel bad about it but I think you deserve to be human and they deserve the therapy they need ❤️🤗

[@quinadams3181]

well said! that fan sounded like an entitled weirdo, Brittany didn't deserve that!

[@aspannas]

Didn't even sound like a fan since she said that she didn't even like Brittany that much.

[@Aunty87]

@@aspannas so true, "This alleged, fan" that's better 👏

[@taylifts]

The airport is literally the last place I would approach a celebrity or notable person. They're either trying to get where they need to be or they're in the process of having a long day. Like how out of touch can you be

[@mommybat2941]

That and bothering people while there eating like mid meal.

[@carlie3944]

Nothing worse than what Jeannette McCurdy described of being at her mother's deathbed in the hospital and having a nurse ask for a picture

[@masonisgrey]

​@Carlie Dutile literally just finished reading her book im glad my mom died yesterday. so sad and simultaneously funny. great writer

[@niteblooms]

alot of people can't even sleep or eat on planes

[@cadmunn]

Car broke down 30 minutes ago and I’m watching this waiting for AAA. Thank you queens for keeping me from crying right now by dropping another iconic episode

[@carolineholden]

hope your day goes better!

[@cadmunn]

@Bones of Sire I hit a rock and it took out the my oil pan😅 it’ll be okay just a hassle

[@doof4920]

Got rear ended this weekend. First time ever it was fucking scary. Get home safe

[@samanthasymonds7520]

Im really sorry about your car :( its like one of the worst feelings being helpless on the side of a road while you wait for some stranger to tow you - i hope everything is super fast and inexpensive to repair and that the rest of your week gets better ❤️

[@RZTree]

"this youtube commenter was just spotted watching a podcast video in their freshly damaged vehicle, making the best of a shit situation"

[@Adam-ev5ft]

Sarah's skiing story had me conflicted about laughing for like 3 minutes

[@espribrockway]

SARAH UR ADDERALL DOSE MAY BE TOO HIGH!! I USED TO GET NUMB HANDS, FEET AND NECK WHEN I WAS TAKING TOO MUCH ❤️❤️ i hope she sees this but if anyone is mutuals w her or can reach her, please let her know. It was so scary & she's prob fixating on it and freaking out like I did. Edit: (& it took me about a full week on half the dosage to be done with all the random symptoms.)

[@youknowimright1725]

Hope she sees this

[@crashie4949]

Adderall quite literally ruined my body it’s horrible :(

[@OliveNflrz]

It does the same thing to me when I take too much too.

[@ZenMeoww]

@@crashie4949 no it isn't. for some people it's literally life saving. i'm sorry you had a terrrible reaction; medical side effects are still devastating...but demonizing life saving medication is not helpful.

[@espribrockway]

@@crashie4949 I TOTALLY understand that. I have awful ADHD, but adderall just wasn't a good fit for me. If you haven't found a medication that works for you yet, try talking to ur doctor about a non-stimulant. ( feels like I'm in a commercial saying that LOL) Both norepinephrine modulators and alpha agonists do WONDERS for people like us!!! Good luck and i hope you feel better ❤️

[@stratosphere94]

Not Brittany believing Marvin Gaye murdered women, James Dean faked his death, but not believing Ariana Grande and Jim Carey could hook-up 😆

[@sithlord1782]

No for real

[@pixie9499]

based on the age of the first two things happening, and the fact that many other celebrities are somewhat connected to high profile crime & murder - such as Christopher Walken & the mysterious death of Natalie Wood- makes it’s not totally unbelievable that two very famous white men in that era did terrible things and got away with it. but one of the worlds most famous and sought after pop stars getting into bed with an unhinged washed up hollywood actor who’s longest marriage was out of two was less than a decade long and whose most recent partner committed suicide after whistleblowing ab all the things jim had done to her? thats most likely why it’s not totally believable 🤠

[@loserloser411]

@@pixie9499 Marvin Gaye was Black

[@Kassxbailey]

I met Brittany at my restaurant job in Vegas. I didn’t even see her until she was like “I love your tattoos” and then I realized it was her and we both excitedly talked to each other. It was like talking to a friend. Brittany is super sweet, and I’m grateful that under the circumstances we were able to have a fun conversation

[@myspaceuser]

imagine hooking up with a celebrity and then after you did the deed in bed.... they hand you an NDA 💀

[@groundedinsunshine3848]

They would probably hand it you before tbh lol cause like what if you refuse it’s too late

[@lukie220]

You'd have to sign it before the humpty pumpty. If you signed it after the celebrity has... arrived... and was ushering you out, there's a whole ass window where you could've told people, and no NDA has been breached. So remember yall, live tweet during and you cant get sued 👍

[@peytonjames]

@@lukie220 do you use your phone during sex? 😭😭

[@zonk35]

@@lukie220 HAHAHAHA LIVE TWEET

[@iseetheWAYVision]

And what if I don't sign

[@madelineshirley6069]

i was at the Harry Styles One Night Only ™️ and i was actually seated just a couple rows behind you brittany. i noticed you before the show and definitely turned to my friend and was like “omg its the kombucha girl” and at the end of the show i wanted to get a pic! i reached out as you were leaving and said “i love you!!!” and you said it back but kept going WHICH WAS FINE!!! bc logically- you’re in a place where you are a known fan and looooots of fans know you. my first thought was not “well fuck, that was rude” it was “oh shes tryin to get out quick so she doesnt get stopped a million times, potentially spending another hour here just to take pics” which is completely valid!! im sure that sometimes its fine but other times youre just not feelin it. famous or not, people are not entitled to your time, energy, or every piece of information about you. love you both so so much ♥️♥️

[@dianalr8893]

Brittany, that fan that lectured you on giving people your time was 100% in the wrong. And to go as far to lie about the interaction is extreme. Ofc one person can’t please everyone and if you’re out and visibly preoccupied, people have to learn to back off

[@samanthablock4160]

Yachting is actually a term specifically referring to sex work done by actors… an actress who is “yachting” is actually engaging in sex work with rich men (usually on yachts, hence the term).

[@pixie9499]

not to mention, it’s usually coerced or “persuaded” with money and/or drugs. it can be considered a form of human trafficking

[@nina.robbs565]

I'm so proud to have been a part of sarah's live talking about the resin butt plug. amazing story, 10/10, I cannot imagine being in that situation

[@KingOfGaymes]

rESIN?? WHA HUH??

[@nina.robbs565]

@@KingOfGaymes somewhere in the episode sarah mentions this poor person who thought the resin christmas tree that was sent as a gift was a butt plug, but there was nothing to pull it out😭 so sarah had to massage it out

[@sw8547]

Mkay but like…. How and why did this person assume it was a butt plug 😅 like are you randomly grabbing items at your partners house and shoving them up your ass on your own?? I feel like we are missing a part of the story🤔

[@nina.robbs565]

@@sw8547 I have no idea😭 why why didn't they ask if it was, they didn't know if it was clean, how does one just grab and shove?

[@hp8685]

FWIW I thought comments like the "imagine Brittany hearing this from the other room" one were kind of indicative of being a fan of the dynamic you two have, without necessarily implying any sort of judgement. Like my first thought was like "yeah it would be cool to live with people like that, where sometimes you like overhear each other being funny" It's good to know that that's not necessarily how the person in question will interpret it though. I gotta remind myself that content creators and fans can't read each others' minds, and stay mindful when making comments

[@KM-wj8yr]

I thought the same way! I guess from the outside looking in at these two hilarious personalities, I just imagine them laughing at each other’s content vs judging one another. But their perspective makes a lot of sense, and I’m glad they’ve spoken about it so fans can take a little more caution

[@andres.5204]

the irony of the fan telling brittany to be mindful but not being mindful of brittany being stressed tf out at the time

[@anzuaoix]

I thought we were talking about Lucky Bags for a second, like where you get a box or bag full of random stuff and you don’t know what’s in it until you open it… This is cool too though

[@Chachixo]

me too lol

[@internetblair]

blind bags 😭

[@aplbep]

omg me toooooo

[@williamrose3787]

same i’m so glad i’m not alone in this lmao

[@pierrebrown2622]

SAME

[@Doki-2000]

"Sarah, use context clues!" - took me tf out lmao

[@aelurine]

from the look at the comments about models doing sex work wth it it seems she was wrong as hell too 😂

[@anna-tomical]

really sucks that brittany feels obligated to have the "well maybe theyre having a bad day" mindset but these rude ass "fans" dont and just jump online to talk shit about them for not giving them attention they feel entitled to. parasocial relationships require humility and empathy if u want the luxury of being a fan of these gorgeous gorgeous girls. otherwise, go away lol

[@wishingwell_333]

how do ppl not even realize like. "public figures" can be just regular humans and you feel entitled to the attention of an actual complete stranger it's weird

[@k.lorene7589]

I also took “yachting” as a separate action from the SA and child trafficking. Just saying.

[@Official_Meshay]

Same

[@mallorielawrence5878]

SAME i was like brittany leave sarah alone i know what they meant lol

[@pixie9499]

maybe google the term instead of trying to completely invalidate it. it’s not just fun and bouncing around on a yacht. it’s a form of human trafficking.

[@mooby5695]

I was listening on Spotify but had to comment here. I literally was having an ADHD moment last week after looking up Jenny McCarthy and finding out she is Mark Wahlberg's sister in law so I went to his wikipedia and found out he committed hate crimes????? How is this man still employed??? Let alone famous???? How did I not know this?????

[@welpppppppppppppp]

lots of celebrities have committed crimes and even manslaughter and have never faced serious consequences to their reputations/careers sadly

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

oh yeah he blinded a guy, right? It's disgusting that people are just like 👍👍👍 wtf. Similarly, Matthew Broderick (sp? idk Sarah Jessica Parker's husband) was driving on the wrong side of the road at speed and killed a family in Northern Ireland, and he's had a long career since. I think he paid a small fine eventually but he basically fled the country and never even apologised to the family or reached out to them. Great guy.

[@brokenbrastraps]

@@RealElongatedMuskrat i believe that the man was already blind, which honestly might make it worse. And it wasn’t even his only hate crime which is terrifying. People do love to brush it off because he was young as if everyone runs around at 15-20 committing violent hate crimes :///

[@astroblast2325]

AND he tried to get it washed off his record a few years ago so he could become a cop lmao I've hated that man for so long

[@littelcreatchure506]

what?? what did he do

[@emclaire7027]

Brittnay revealing her rabid attraction to Sean Evans changes the WHOLE perspective of that bit she and Sarah did (in a ZGW?) about Sean Evans being at their funerals, I’m howling 😭

[@cecilias7816]

Where can I find this bit?

[@sw8547]

Omg wut. Time stamp please

[@Alexbacc]

Before you described what a blind item was I literally thought this episode was on items that blind people use.....

[@maheen8869]

NAURRRRR 😭

[@cara1860]

I love when you guys just chat and go off on tangents, don't feel like you need to stay restricted to the topic !!

[@mackensiscott4701]

I feel you Sarah. When I get overwhelmed I puke every time. Once a lady stole merchandise from our store and I confronted her, then promptly vomited.

[@erossore8500]

Re: Ariana Grande and Jim Carrey, Ariana has said that Jim was her first crush. They did a collaboration where she played a role on his show at the time. There’s bts footage online and Jim is very huggy lol.

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

🤢🤢🤢

[@oscarkamala]

yup :/

[@cez_is_typing]

@@sweetembrace6706 no one said it was real lok

[@oscarkamala]

@@sweetembrace6706 yeah we know it could be fake that’s literally the point of blind items

[@Anna-vm7pz]

……do I have a little crush on Jim Carrey?? Why is this kinda hot to me 🤣

[@TheMacnChz]

when they derailed this episode it was having me in tears.. "is this who we are?" "this is who i am" i just feel like im sitting with my girlfriends and i am here for it. Brittany, you dont need to give people like that the time of day, you cant make everyone happy but the people that are here for you (or have common sense) would see that you were busy... and Sarah... oh Sarah one thing after another your stories just are amazing even if you are going through it man lol

[@TheJustmine16]

This is such a nice comment and I fully agree with you hahaha I love when they derailed too so funny

[@Xosidhe]

24:25 The 21st century really is the best because people so casually normalize being neurodivergent. I have aspergers and I didn’t realize until I was in my 30s that I can’t go to concerts and that’s ok. I tried telling someone one time that I felt uncomfortable at shows and he replied no, you have to go to shows or you’re not a real fan. I wish I had heard people talking like this when I was a teenager!

[@puresol666]

@@sweetembrace6706 yes i second this :) no hate, just spreading info! lots of people don’t know the terrible history behind the inaccurate term “aspergers” (i’m also autistic too btw)

[@FOHaab]

Say whatever word *you* want about *your* disorder. Don't listen to the obnoxious people that always feel the need to "educate" people when no one asked or cares.

[@puresol666]

@@FOHaab that term was made by nazis to see which autistic people were worthy of keeping alive because they were “not as autistic” than others. i get what you’re saying, but this situation is a tad bit different than just preferences in labels 😭

[@FOHaab]

@@puresol666 thank you for the same information twice. 🙏🏾

[@Xosidhe]

@@sweetembrace6706 it was what I was diagnosed with. I get your point, but I don’t agree with what I have as being in the same category as autism. I think there’s a Venn diagram where you have high functioning/high IQ and disabled/low IQ, and the only thing there really is in common is sensory issues and social problems. Maybe they should come up with another definition entirely, but I’m personally not going to say I have “type 1 autism” because I don’t agree with how they’ve reclassified things. I haven’t read much other than how they changed the definition, so I’ll definitely look into what you’re saying. I just don’t think going by no description at all is fair either since I’m not neurotypical and knowing that helps me understand why some things are difficult.

[@mason645]

this pod needs more recognition i dont audibly laugh at any other podcast

[@alexisjost6113]

I also got sensory overloaded when I tried skiing, and had a mega shitcident. I was sobbing on the toilet, shitting my brains out, when I noticed there was a crack in the stall perfectly aligned with the stall across from me. That stall contained a teenage girl, just looking at me, horrified. Haven’t been skiing since

[@NoteToLoser]

1:02:41 the thought of Jason Momoa being married to Jonbenet Ramssey's mother and the implication that Jonbenet and Zoe Kravitz are half sisters when Sarah messed up.. I almost THREW UP from laughing 😂😂

[@c1nnamodoll]

i feel like i've heard sarah tell her "worst day of my life" story 6 times at this point, but its so fucking relatable as someone who also has a mountain of mental illnesses and experiences constant sensory overload, i dont even care because it makes me feel SO valid 😭

[@tarynmarstella247]

Yachting is a ‘blind item’ term that basically refers to escorting - mostly on yachts

[@mandycon99]

Sarah arguing with Brittany about the semantics of English sentence structure because she doesn't understand the backwards logic is the most relatable adhd/autism content

[@katlyn7066]

I really appreciate Sarah sharing things like the ski story because I have similar issues with challenging situations - and everything feels challenging to me. It's really easy to believe I'm the least capable person in the world. But it helps to know someone else is going through the same or worse and isn't ashamed. Also I'm heartbroken about how hard concerts are, I used to love them. Now I cry and freak out throughout the opener or have really bad surreal experiences with an artist I don't know so well. Also if they trigger religious trauma, you're not alone.

[@Cinnamon.girl__]

When Sarah said “JAMES CORDON” so confidently when they were talking about the actor who died in a car accident I LOST it

[@nicoleelizabeth2253]

Brittany and Sarah- ENTY from crazy days and nights has actually said he never gets blinds from his job or his friends (he’s been very public on who he’s friends with) to ensure there is never a crossing of his work/blind balance. he has a couple of people that are sent into events to get blinds for him or they’re sent in by fans/users. he’s very careful to remain ethical and not use his job for his blinds. love the pod guys and i was so happy to see this episode come out because i love blinds!

[@Erinlemco]

I also have a ski hill puking story. When I was in my teens, I went snowboarding with two friends and their parents and on one of my first few runs, I fell bad and twisted and spun down the hill and I twisted my stomach up so bad that I had to go back to the ski lodge and try and recover. I sat for a while but it wasn’t helping so I started to drag myself to the bathroom but I didn’t make it in time and I leaned over a table that a guy was sitting at and puked on it and just weakly said I’m so sorry, walked a few more steps and puked out front of the bathrooms and then made it into the bathroom and fell asleep on the floor of the stalls for hours until my friends and their parents were done for the day.

[@PictoKat]

Their outright argument about yachting is sending me 🤣🤣🤣

[@arielcampos2099]

I think yachting is celebrities paying usually struggling actors/models to been seen with and then sleep with them on a yacht.

[@kylesugarman]

The ski story is the funniest thing I have ever heard and the worst, I'm laughing hysterically and crying because I felt so terrible for Sarah, she should literally get a veteran's discount for going through that. She was right to roll her eyes in that airport, for real.

[@beccccaaa]

Love the podcast ❤️ Just wanted to explain to you guys about yachting. It’s a term coined by Enty (which is short for Entertainment Lawyer btw) which basically refers to certain models/ influencers who get free trips on yachts and access to particular luxury things because they hang around rich men basically. It’s like an exchange where the rich men look like they’re hanging around all of these beautiful women and the women look like they’re constantly vacationing and taking expensive, luxury trips. Sometimes there’s explicit favours involved but not always. It’s allegedly pretty common among celebs. Notorious “Yachters” include Nina Dobrev and Emily Rata. If anyones interested in a better explanation there’s celeb gossip podcasts like “Fluently Forward” and “Beyond the Blinds” that talk about it often. Also, Jim Carey and Ariana Grande actually did happen lol so weird

[@tehsofas]

I had to sign an NDA when I went to Kanye's ranch lmao he's pretty nuts. Built a massive sand wall around the thing so you can't see into it from the road, you have to be buzzed in through a big gate, there are dudes walking around with massive guns lol it's honestly a weird vibe. He spent millions on these weird adobe style buildings that upon completion he decided looked horrible so now they are just...there. That was last June and now I hear he's selling it so obviously not that important of an NDA but I just thought he's such a silly goose

[@tehsofas]

@Magnolia I still can't imagine what the guns were for. My grandpa was the one who essentially ran the ranch (caring for the animals, maintaining the reservoir, etc.), he carried around a magnum and a big ass sniper but it was purely for coyotes and pelicans. The coyotes would try to attack the animals and the pelicans ate the expensive fish that were put in the reservoir. The other guys tho idk what their reason was, they had what looked like assault rifles and those really are not necessary for the type of wildlife in that area. Kanye wasn't even there so it's not like they were protecting him. Truly bizarre lmao he's some next level shit, but he really liked my grandpa so that was nice

[@aoifemaria6338]

these podcasts have gotten me through this last semester, always make my day 🤍

[@cd-cu2ch]

I thought we were finally about to get through an episode without 🔥Chris Angel🔥 being mentioned and Brittany leaves it till the last 30 seconds to mention him.

[@roxypicasso66]

my immediate reaction to hearing them mention chris angel is to turn the volume down because i’m always scared they’re gonna edit in the super loud “MIND FREAK” sound byte LMAO

[@cynthiagomez7012]

I just got my car towed this morning and I had to pay $310 to get it back & on top of it, a $93 parking ticket. Thank you for cheering me up I needed this

[@sophiewellman920]

When Sarah was talking about how anxiety affected her physically I felt that. When I get stressed I get migraines, and I can’t see taste or smell for ages it’s horrible

[@nos2275]

Lmao at Sarah saying "sorry to listeners" about their stories as if the video watchers are getting the dialed down version 😀

[@asmrtpop2676]

the way you phrased this implies people who watch the video do so without any sound on

[@nos2275]

@@asmrtpop2676 would you like some empanadas? I made extra

[@BlessMyHart96]

In my opinion, you really can’t complain about how a celebrity acts UNLESS you: 1) paid to see them 2) are at an event and met them naturally If you run up to a celeb in their daily life and expect them to stop what they’re doing to cater to you? Sure they could be nice but they could also be having a bad day.

[@elyseshires6314]

sarah! i have sensory problems as well and panic attacks, i wear ear plugs and i bring sunglasses EVERY WHERE. i understand if that’s not enough lmao, but it def helps me:) also: i met a small rapper a few years back who’s very famous now at a meet and greet after a small show and he was super rude and impatient with me, but i didn’t take it personally bc he was sweaty and just preformed. it bummed me out but whatever i think mature adult people will be bummed but just take it in stride and try to understand the context of the situation

[@Bishopfish]

This podcast has single-handedly helped me finish my master’s degree

[@beanspoles]

24:55 the smaller the venue for a metal concert, the harder everyone goes lol

[@IntroducingSeven]

shout out to SARAH for reading, absolutely killing it

[@anahand4137]

I love cross-platform support

[@ashlynlawson4271]

I know it's still an ad, but I've never heard anyone actually say that their medication makes it difficult to cook meals. ADHD has been absolutely destroying my ability to eat well/not takeout because I can't cook in unfamiliar/sensory overload environments and medication obviously doesn't make food all too appetizing. I've thought about joining meal subscription plans before, but it always felt like "giving up". I truly appreciate such a candid remark in an advertisement and it gave me the confidence to look at meal subscriptions again (dw used y'alls link) knowing that it's okay if my eating and cooking preferences and struggles don't align with non-ADHD people/people not on ADHD medication and that either way we deserve to have nutritious meals and full bellies!

[@belindarocky961]

100% agree. It's still not super common to hear people openly speak about it. I watch How To ADHD on YT & she's also super candid & relateable too if you want someone new to check out 💕

[@Mrs_Small]

When Sarah said, “this is who *I* am” I scream laughed🤣😭 me too girl me too

[@austinquinlan8137]

In Sarah's defense, why did they list yachting like that lol

[@jordynhickman8793]

lol I’m still convinced Sarah’s interpretation was correct

[@austinquinlan8137]

@@jordynhickman8793 based on the grammar used, i agree haha. i feel like it should have said "devious behavior while yachting" or something to be more clear

[@RachaelKat]

Yachting is referring to celeb prostitution that is just what blind item people call it because it’s most seen done on yachts. example is all the pictures of the hadids and kardashians on random peoples boats/or like random celebrities on boats together usually in like Dubai or like the south of France. It’s a whole rabbit hole

[@austinquinlan8137]

@@RachaelKat I don’t need it explained to me. I’m literally saying I get why Sarah was confused, and that I know where Brittany is coming from. “yachting” by itself just means sailing on a yacht, which is why Sarah was confused. In this context, it’s used to mean “nefarious and often illegal activities on a yacht” which is what Brittany is saying. Kind of like how “grooming” just means to brush or clean, but obviously in other context it means “to prepare for a sexual meeting”.

[@iwasboredwoo]

37:10 Sarah you are literally so funny. Especially with quick wit and comedic timing.

[@amandadownard7968]

So true about males getting to put their career back on track. Morgan Wallen is playing billboard music awards already....

[@bobbii]

Sarah, I (and probably many others) relate to your physical manifestation of your anxiety. It took me years - decades, even - to start listening to my body and avoiding triggers. But I miss out on a lot of fun stuff, sadly...

[@pixie9499]

on the kristen stewart thing: i think i get it. in her twilight years, she really did have that “idgaf” attitude with everything, that was a part of her appeal to the masses. she wasn’t obsessed with the medias perception of her, even in “scandal.” now that she’s older and doing very apparently more serious roles, she has more room to care ab her performance. especially when she’s emulating a person who once lived and was very well known to the world.

[@gumshake689]

to this day shes one of the worst actors

[@experiment35]

I agree with Sarah about the yachting! You can't have a list of serious crimes and have the locations of the crimes in the same list, it doesn't make grammatical sense - yes I can see why they did it, but the way it was written DID imply that yachting was a crime.

[@liv-bv3pl]

1:06:20 “foaming at the clit” IM SOBBING MAKE IT STOP

[@Partypandaandy]

I came here from spotify just to say that when Sarah said “foaming at the clit” i was drinking water and ruined my work monitors. Thanks Sarah

[@saursketches1978]

Sarah’s crying and screaming and a concert and Brittany’s crying and screaming at a concert are two very different vibes 😂😂😭😭

[@emmastoner]

In reference to the story about Brittany's pissed off fan: It's fr insane to me how entitled and rude people can be, and Brittany, that situation says waaayyyyy more about you than it does her. Despite being horribly stressed and in the middle of what I'm sure was an anxiety storm, you still put the fan first, considered their feelings, and had the kindness to apologize afterwards. What grosses me out most is the expectations born from the parasocial relationships fans form with their favorite creators. That fan felt entitled to a photo with you simply because they saw you in public. They didn't have the social awareness to see your stress and your literal phone call, and then they exaggerated and lied about the situation all because you didn't give them what they wanted. & to have the audacity to have a "better than thou" attitude after you apologized??? Your life comes first, always! You owe fans nothing, and, unfortunately, it's sometimes the fans who don't understand that. ight that's enough words, sorry for the therapy novel

[@arrrtstarrr]

From urban dictionary: Yachting is a term for Z-C list celebrities who need money to supplement their incomes and in order to keep up appearances. They will go on a yacht typically owned by a millionaire/billionaire and do what said millionaire/billionaire wants. Mostly sexual wants. Celebrity will also most likely be caught by the paparazzi on the yacht and people will think that the celeb has paid etc

[@vivianclaire8678]

this is one of the funniest podcast i've ever listens to. i don't think i've ever laughed this much at a podcast!!

[@ArtistFormallyKnownasMC]

Brittany “wooed” at the end and my cat meowed in response. Thanks for another great episode.

[@o_olive]

you’re humans who get overwhelmed, pls don’t feel bad. If I ever met either of you I would simply pass away before you even had time to perceive me anyway ❤️ ily both

[@terrhistopheles3570]

I never really could get on board with podcasts before, in fact, I kind of hated them but now I legitimately look forward to new episodes of this one. As soon as I discovered it, I went and binged all the past videos. Love you both, thanks for letting me virtually vibe you. ✌🏻

[@colleennapior7193]

this podcast is GOLDEN and I especially love it when Sarah goes off topic and shares random stories (honestly my favorite part!)

[@spongedigitidog7202]

I literally wait for new episodes as soon as the Spotify version comes out

[@lorenafleidl8901]

Being able to laugh at yourself when you're in literal missery is a gift. You inspire me, Sarah

[@cj9785]

Every time I think of blinds and fan interactions I think of how Anthony Mackie always gets blinds on Deux Moi that say he's rude and regularly refuses photos. But then Marvel fans (who typically meet him at Marvel/Disney hosted events) say he's so kind and funny in person. It makes me wonder if negative blinds are purposefully circulated to alter a celebrity's image or if people are ever asked to post good stories to try "saving" someone's image...

[@imahumannotasamwich]

My husband took me skiing with him and his brother knowing I’ve never skied or anything like it. Fully got in my boots and skies and everything and we all go to the lift and the dude letting people on notices me struggling to move in general and tells me I will die if I try to go down this mountain. So my husband and his brother go on the lift without me and I go off by myself and sit on the ground and just watch them go past me for an hour. Finally went inside and took my gear off and returned it… and sat there alone for many hours later… I’m so glad I didn’t actually go up the mountain because I probably would have done the same thing! Will not try again 😂

[@katietye3673]

Hey Sarah, just wanted to say that because of your most recent lego video with the pink frog bonsai tree... I spent $100 on botanical legos and I’ve never been so excited. I’m 29. K, Love you ❤️

[@thitsmcgee1917]

Please make the blind items guessing game a regular thing 🥺 like the Zillow listings 🥺 Brittany’s mom can guest star 🥺

[@lauradonnelly1131]

i’ve heard sarah’s skiing story 3 times now and every time i think it won’t affect me as much but it’s so visceral oh my god i’m so sorry sarah

[@_jlaya]

"when i dont take my Adderall, i can smell what youre brewing" LMAOOOO

[@runesolis]

Hopping in to say thank you for making our Mondays just a little bit easier each week. Love you both! Can't wait for more! ❤

[@chrissyb6647]

“I haven’t felt confident in years” same

[@starbomb64]

the way I had to stop listening when y'all started arguing about yachting because it gave me parent divorce flashbacks

[@ToughLuckHaze]

“SARAH USE CONTEXT CLUES” i enjoy you two so god damn much ❤️

[@Basicbirchh]

After listening to this episode I can honestly say I still have no idea what a blind item is but god damn it if this wasn't an entertaining one!

[@ardencollins7337]

I love them talking about how they’ve become tea because I would sell my left foot to know what happened to this podcast

[@alexisc3658]

One of my goals for 2022 has been to disengage from online/celebrity drama. Basically, if it’s none of my business, I don’t let it take up my time. And y’all, this came just in time. I have never seen so much nonsense with this depp trial. Delusional behavior. “ Funny” edits. THIS IS NOT A TV SHOW. Celebrity culture is broken.

[@kaemincha]

yeah i have a friend who has recently become obsessed with celebrity blind items and she'll tell me about this stuff, expecting it to blow my mind and i just.. dont care? idk they're just people and the people i know irl do some crazy shit, so its no surprise that people with 100x the money are even more wild

[@rileypost3262]

Watching this during a really bad emotional meltdown, I can’t explain how hard I have been laughing through literal snot and tears…I haven’t found a podcast where I genuine laugh as hard as I do in so long. I love you guys for making this…thank you.

[@Fuquer5]

Sarah I completely agree with you on how yachting did not make sense in that sentence

[@fkaciggs]

Hey Sarah! I don't know if you'll see this but as someone who also has ADHD I wanna share something with you that has helped my sensory overload a lot. For me the overload of especially noise manifests as anger and frustration as opposed to upset and so I snap at people and lash out and it really affected relationships for a long time, so I feel for you. I'm a sound engineer and so my hearing is vital to my work, I simply have to be able to hear to do my job effectively. Something that techies use to preserve their hearing are custom tuned ear plugs - rather than attenuating all frequencies, they cut the really low and really high ones (these are the frequency ranges that tend to give people the most side effects, because low subsonic rumbles can cause panic and uneasy feelings even to neurotypical people and high supersonic frequencies sometimes feel like a zap to the brain that stop all coherent thought in their tracks) and then attenuate the frequency ranges in between (most human speech is around 2-6kHz) so that rather than EVERYTHING COMING TO YOU AT ONCE AT FULL VOLUME it cuts out the bullshit you can't process in a meaningful way anyway and then lowers the stuff you can to a much more peaceful level. Rather than completely blocking your ears, it just softens everything a bit so it's much more tolerable. They do cost a bit if you go the custom route but if you invest in a good pair thats made just for you, you can wear them for extended periods comfortably and navigate the stuff you really wanna participate in without it having the really negative mental health outcomes. There are cheaper options that will still be tuned to attentuate and cut frequencies without completely blocking your hearing but they won't be custom and can be a little uncomfortable after extended use like at a concert, kind of like how AirPods can be a bit of a pain after hours of listening. It's so crazy how you're able to hear a concert clearly without it being overwhelming and also hear someone speaking to you at a close distance with something in your ears, in the same venue. Obviously don't feel pressured to look into it, but when you mentioned in your last video how Coachella sucked for you and then brought up the metal concert my heart ached for you because I've been there and for me it was so isolating to have to sit out concerts because I couldn't take the stress. Having said that, it made me think of custom ear plugs immediately and yeah I feel like you'd be a great candidate for using them at concerts and big events like DragCon or something. I love your content so much, I really admire you and your work and I love seeing you thrive and learn more about yourself and how to navigate your own mental health. I'm so proud of you, best wishes from Australia

[@lanadawn3213]

never been this early, love y’all! ❤️

[@Eerie_Canal]

The little “when I don’t take my adderall…” sidebar. I felt that.