Moses vs Santa Claus. Epic Rap Battles of History

[@actualyolo8915]

I still can’t believe that they actually got snoop dogg for this

[@koiiyhonze9148]

I was deadass that looks like snoop😂

[@erickr.batista6400]

I have made the like count to *_420_*

[@loremgamez7844]

Kowsh Keyboard warrior It IS him

[@balestanisovski]

Can’t believe they got SANTA

[@sasquatch.8]

They should get him again

[@amaarsiddique1290]

I still can’t believe they actually got Santa for this

[@markulyssestabasan3064]

And Moses too! I thought he died years ago!

[@zohalixue8643]

Must have been a slow year for him

[@420f37]

I needed this comment

[@emilyoliviag]

Fuzzy LMAO

[@PaisiosOfGOAOA]

I love this

[@avengerulsasuke5814]

"When I was high upon the mountain" has such a different meaning when sang by Snoop

[@omarclarke55]

Lol true

[@Itsme-xi6uy]

That's the point lmao. I think they might be saying that Moses didn't actually talk to God, he was just high so that made him think that he did.

[@frapemercenary8502]

@@Itsme-xi6uy God*

[@kickeralex4554]

420th like lol

[@deadshot-6-9-97]

I've noticed that too

[@Cyberlisk]

I like how Moses' lyrics are really bulky when written but Snoop Dogg manages to make them sound so smooth.

[@relishtoko2877]

That’s what makes him win he didn’t try as hard to make it rhyme and that made it sound so fire as it’s not normal

[@matthewdowling6549]

Snoop's been rapping for decades. Think he can navigate a few clunky bars.

[@thatoneguychad420]

Hand me my chisel I got a new commanizzle for yall.

[@MrEt894]

Considering Santa is literally going up against one of them most successful rappers in a rap battle he did a great job.

[@SenraethX]

Yes. Literally Santa

[@MrMan66651]

I didn’t know Moses was a successful rapper

[@MrMan66651]

@@johnmachenzie1613 its a joke m8

[@cheese-nipples-1728]

@@johnmachenzie1613 r/whoosh

[@mewked]

@@cheese-nipples-1728 aw dude you ruined the joke

[@thekaptain9117]

Fun fact: There is no CGI in this. Lloyd is just that short.

[@chocojueenlament5113]

Stooooppp😭😭😭😭

[@miu__m]

💀💀💀

[@arandomyoutubeaccount3166]

(scoffs) No! He was on his knees(and don't you dare r/woooooosh me)!

[@drmonidipaghosh3682]

Dont body shame him

[@miniz702]

r/wooosh

[@Pootasaur]

Took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more Mass... Legendary line.

[@jorgeaguilera4329]

As a catholic, I approve

[@kittenscatsangelsgods1157]

SantaClausGODDAMN ! ! RIGHT ! ! ! !

[@kittenscatsangelsgods1157]

Who? SantaClausGOD ! ! did Christ plead TuTu TO Back DOWN-Onratdogsvermin

[@mightyvonwolf1654]

N P ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@tollk1806]

Legendary indeed, legendary wrong that is. As Christians took the Yule from the pagans and just added more Christ.

[@ChadeGB]

Ten years later and Snoop's bad ass smooth delivery still gives me goosebumps.

[@gk9546]

Yess!! I keep coming back and it keeps getting better!

[@moonhippie1]

Needed to show the new gens what he is all about ❤❤❤

[@trashcansign]

This Moses guy is pretty good, he should rap for real

[@alyx669]

I think he'd sound great behind a West Coast type beat. But what do I know

[@nahuel6276]

Yee good idea

[@ryancpetre]

He's okay. He has potential but I can't see him doing it professionally tbh

[@wvXvxvXvw]

@@jedidiahkalisa8316 Wow. How the hell did you figure that out?

[@yoshpeters3079]

@@jedidiahkalisa8316 you ruined the joke

[@thesovietunion8385]

“You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass...” -Moses 2012

[@RandallWhiskey]

@@MorphoNyte nah i know what he tried to say its a good line tho

[@RandallWhiskey]

@@MorphoNyteit should be you took the christ to the chrismas and just added more mass

[@thespookyvaginosisnut5984]

That was great

[@kekelk6505]

Many ppl will not get this but that's facts tho

[@マーク-p1x]

I did not stop laughing when I heard that

[@petulantpeterturbo]

Ok, I can already tell they let Snoop write his own part, one line in and already he won.

[@aeternadeid.7430]

I disagree. Who gets lost for 40 years was the highlight for me. It's a 50/50.

[@Truthorfib]

The burning bush got me lmao 😂 But that Mass part and mall part was savage

[@davidnissim589]

@@aeternadeid.7430 That was a good line, but it doesn't get any better than "you took the Christ outta Christmas and just added more Mass"

[@Hunter-dl1gd]

@@davidnissim589 honestly snoop got more love cause it’s snoop but I think Santa held his own and it was very close. Much closer than people give credit

[@kristyandesouza5980]

"when i was high"

[@elmaquiavelico5709]

1:17 Snoop Dogg finally listened to Santa's advice.

[@brutal_slav4257]

That was an ad he made. Snoop still smokes

[@typusl1000]

the fact that snoop was wearing adidas pants under his costume makes this so much better.

[@casachica]

I just noticed em stripes 😂😭😭

[@c_checkz8202]

Wow

[@ryanowen4361]

Jus seen them 💀

[@jahsehrecardo8394]

Dudeeeeee

[@obinoscopekenobi9450]

💀

[@delarkaBCN]

that Moses guy is good, he should pursue a career in music (edit) you dummies...

[@voidrev909]

i agree,he seems like a cool guy

[@dylanstaes9863]

Are you guys trolling

[@delarkaBCN]

@@dylanstaes9863 im totally serious

[@delarkaBCN]

@@guyfugs2539 you're making this shit up. Nobody in the world heard about Snoop Dog. The only rapper i know is Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr

[@samhimstone8941]

@@guyfugs2539 r/wooosh

[@luigiluka]

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CA'T BELIEVE THAT THEY GOT SNOOP FUCKING DOGG ON ERB?

[@zhaitae2470]

Apparently these people have don't know who that is, I have been looking through the comment section just for that, it's either that or their just complaining about religion or ethnicity.

[@luigiluka]

Aye.

[@wanderedowl421]

Luigi-Luka Seriously, I came down to the comments to see who else was amazed by it, and it took me forever to just find you.

[@Kalmo_]

Yea snooplion is da legend

[@Joker44131]

Snoop, does not give a shit about anything. exept weed and homies. U can get him anywhere, he can get fun

[@JLHack7]

The whole song was fire. But Snoop 1:31 saying "G-O-single D" is just brilliant.

[@lasbrujazz]

Gotta thank Snoop for ERB referring Gin and Juice into this verse.

[@thatguywithoutadoubt]

He tried not to violate 10 commandments because... Thou shall not use God's name in a nonsensical meaning.

[@jynxed66six54]

Still cant believe they got the real santa for this video

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

*SMOKES WEED EVERY DAY* WHEN I WAS HIGH UPON THE MOUNTAIN

[@blu3gam3r_74]

Lol

[@purplefire3377]

Can’t believe they got the actual letter “a” this video

[@silyima]

They also got the real moses

[@beatsbyelvis6890]

@@purplefire3377 you tried way too hard on that one buddy

[@brickwall9027]

When Snoop dogg said :"When I was high upon the mountain", you know that the battle was already over

[@k-boi420]

The winner was the 2nd Verse. 100% like Gin and Juice!

[@gaurangisawesome]

This has 420 likes nobody touch this

[@spectacularspider-man4886]

Lmao

[@DnVFMVs]

Hahahaha

[@adriankamara1307]

*moses

[@Slobbybobster404]

“So much drama in the Israe- L B. C. It’s kinda hard talking directly to the G O single D” my guy referenced his own song lmao

[@ZombieChan84]

There is actually more to it then that. Yes Its a reference to one of his songs but In this song the BC means before christ. Also the go single d is also clever because the trinity didn't exist until the new testament and in the christian religion you pray to god but through jesus. Since Jesus didn't exist back then it really would be hard talking to god. This is why I love erb literally layers of references.

[@dimitridan8112]

@@ZombieChan84 also in the jewish religion, you are not allowed to pronounce the name of God. So spelling it could also be a reference to that

[@masoodgh1131]

@@dimitridan8112 wow so there are 3 references in one line??? Santa should have forfeited

[@suh6282]

I'm you but better

[@umai5332]

also “the G O single D” references how people call Snoop the D O double G

[@KranoxGaming]

Love that Snoop is still wearing some track pants underneath his costume 😁

[@oliivey2302]

How’d you know that?

[@KranoxGaming]

@@oliivey2302 1:47 bro, when snoop was walking out

[@gwyndolin9231]

"you took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass" ..... wow just *clap*

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

IT TAKES NINE REINDEERS TO HAUL YOUR FAT ASS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@3ball260]

@@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 I died at that part XD

[@miconis123]

Here's a GPS..who gets lost for 40 years

[@waldowaggins1330]

Destruction 100

[@gilgameshgl4076]

I think you need to stop smoking all that burning bush

[@corenchiereynaldo2417]

Wow.... that guy that did Moses was great. If he keeps it up, he'll be a great rapper someday.

[@kryaxe]

Almost as good of a wrapper as Santa or his Elves.

[@R2-D2...]

He is already a-

[@corenchiereynaldo2417]

@@R2-D2... yeah sure!

[@stevepatrickjarvis]

Wait what, that wasn't really Moses?

[@ssemakulagodwin8194]

LOL, Thats snoop d "o" double g

[@act0rs369]

“Thou should not let children sit on a grown mans lap at the mall” 911, I just witnessed a murder.

[@darkfun2481]

Why 9 11 though I don't see a connection?

[@princetonthe6443]

Dark Fun bruh

[@count899]

I literally thought that you said 9/11 I think I'm retarded.

[@act0rs369]

Count LOL

[@shambosaha9727]

@@darkfun2481 911 is the number you call for the police in the USA.

[@deathlobster8179]

ERB made some of the most classic videos on KZbin with so much rewatching potential.

[@BiggusNickus]

I like how Moses' first line was "when I was high.."

[@mattsoukup1789]

I would have given you a like but you already have 420, so enjoy sir.

[@merkey2188]

@@mattsoukup1789 nice

[@BiggusNickus]

@@mattsoukup1789 Ha, cheers buddy. Guess I missed that moment.

[@anattackhelicopter2680]

It's snoop Dogg. It makes perfect sense

[@Sh1zbyname22]

Lool

[@FrozenShadow007]

Best flow: Moses Best disses: Moses Overall winner: children at the mall

[@shironeko5183]

I object

[@ravikiran8730]

wth

[@Badassman-x9x]

Best Overall Rap: Moses Overall winner: Snoop Dogg

[@danielsieber7842]

You're my man xD

[@lukeedwardpanganiban7891]

Santa Claus did give a good fight but yeah you're right.

[@mahino420]

snoop dogg automatically wins for just being there even if he didnt say anything and just smoked some weed

[@theblackgreninja2237]

True

[@slappystarfishgaming3920]

I know he didn’t, but Santa said, “maybe he need to stop smoking all that burning bush.”

[@acezurc4073]

True

[@KinjiroTsuchiya66]

You're twelve arent ya?

[@beatriztorres8278]

Im the 2.000 like

[@ladirectora2273]

Listened to this when I was 10 and didn't know any english. It took me 10 years to finally appreciate this jewel

[@ri5546]

“You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass” that’s probably the best verse in the history of ERB

[@pizzaman9859]

Facts

[@eonsinfinity534]

I dont know.... i think you need to stop smoking all that burning bush is a pretty good line.

[@putalover4519]

Wolverine strap on line better but that verse is still hard

[@codfam644]

🤣🤣🤣

[@yanyan07]

nope miss carriage is the best

[@cyrilgigee4630]

Honestly, Santa was really done dirty, he came with straight polar winds, would have stomped just about anybody that wasn't played by Snoop Dogg.

[@declanbrown5056]

Agreed. 60-70% of the time Santa would've destroyed his opponent. He got pitted against arguably the greatest rapper in the entire series..

[@strawberryjam1150]

THATS ALSO WHAT I WAS THINKING 💀

[@YoBoyNero]

Snoop was offbeat asf what is y’all talking about so the only reason y’all gave snoop the win is cuz of the fact that he’s snoop dogg and didn’t actually listen to Santa bars?

[@goodestboi7692]

@@YoBoyNero are you actually dumb or just acting dumb?

[@davidpetrushevsky2973]

@@goodestboi7692 pretty sure the guy choked. which is why he never replied

[@chaselane8034]

I remember when this came out I realized how much Clout ERB actually had, snoop a chill guy

[@MyBoatHasAFlatTire]

A thousand likes and no comments? Lemme destroy that.

[@TheSpeedingLazer]

@@MyBoatHasAFlatTire fr tho

[@ramseydehalla8678]

@@MyBoatHasAFlatTire aw yep lemme help with that, props to snoop for being the dopest(XD) Moses ever

[@CameronLePizza]

At the time the ERB was made, ERB was working with Maker's Studios while Snoop Dog was in his Snoop Lion phase, he was working with Maker Studio's too, so that's how they got Snoop on ERB.

[@Spiralredd]

They both one that one it was a draw

[@Teddycat07]

I love how all the elves gasp when Santa says “no bacon”

[@mang8738]

It's not a snoop dogg verse unless there's at least ONE *Izzle*

[@RedmarKerkhof]

And I just realized that "don't you ho ho me" is a play on the word homie.

[@DefnotKali]

Redmar Kerkhof oh god you right

[@TXLionHeart]

Fo' shizzle

[@millardfillmore2869]

Commandizzle

[@perfectcell2301]

Some Irrelevant Guy Xbox ass toast ass

[@m.m6726]

The fact that Snoop Dogg was Moses will be always iconic

[@eiknujeciehtmij492]

serial killers fascinate me who’s snoop Dogg?

[@skeletonskelly5075]

weedycombat96 What the fuck? You can’t be serious...

[@aminlee5275]

Skeleton Skelly wooooooshhh

[@fren2488]

Should I still can't believe they got Snoop Dogg on this and imagine if they got Eminem in season 6

[@aminlee5275]

Dallas Delgado 2 would be nice but Em is not a type of person to do this xd

[@57GIJoe]

Every time I see this, I HAVE to give it to Snoop. It's like.. he was made for this.

[@moggie]

Lmao

[@LiveZombie120]

Does he already rap?

[@zsaz4453]

Like he should rap as job

[@verynormalvic]

@@mralbertoooo r/woosh

[@LK1419_]

He's been trash 🗑️

[@Anthony-d6f]

That guy that was Moses should become a rapper

[@sincerely.mmonique]

I still can't believe they actually got Elves for this

[@ERB]

i lolled

[@lancetheking7524]

@@ERB hold up

[@lancetheking7524]

@@ERB THIS WAS YEARS AGO

[@Billy-xn9ez]

@@ERB legends. Still replying to comments on 8 year old videos

[@idk-ww5th]

@@ERB YALL REALLY REPLIED OH MY

[@davidnissim589]

"When I was high upon the mountain..." Yes Snoop, we know.

[@jhondalton130]

365 like I won’t ruin it

[@witherblaze]

969 likes

[@michaelangeloaboyade-cole8895]

999 like

[@matthewdowling6549]

lol

[@cahadrey]

HAHAHHAHAH

[@VulKus117]

Santa would have won, but Snoop isn't losing to anyone.

[@isaacmettle]

VulKus except eminem

[@Bai_Su_Zhen]

@@isaacmettle Eminem sucks at rap.

[@jackoplumkin6412]

@@Bai_Su_Zhen Proof?

[@Bai_Su_Zhen]

@@jackoplumkin6412 even worse.

[@jackoplumkin6412]

@@Bai_Su_Zhen That's it?

[@ChesedSephirahOfWelfare]

"You took the Christ outta Christmas and just added more mass" Autowin issued.

[@user-jr5ju4kb1s]

I think Snoop just got high then wandered into ERB

[@masonaadland2811]

He probably knocked out the actor supposed to play moses and the producers just hought snoop was the original actor

[@godspeedhero3671]

"Yo, I sensed the presence of rap up in this bizzle. What chy'all know about the Bibizzle?"

[@Kisamon]

This comment just so underrated lmao.

[@wolvie1618]

Honestly can see that

[@carloutube]

Milky honeys

[@abrahamlincoln8748]

Santa: raps to the best of his ability Moses: *casually rolls blunt* “when I was high up on the mountain God revealed the truth of the earth, but he never mentioned a fat ass papa Smurf” K.O.

[@ariz1516]

i mean you gotta listen to honest abe

[@YoBoyNero]

He came in offbeat common now lol y’all trippin

[@ariz1516]

@@YoBoyNero but... but it's snoop diggity dogg. He always wins.

[@randallmokjialung3592]

@Kate Mcbride bruh chill

[@ProPilotKo]

Destroyed in seconds

[@Nikkidafox]

The thing is that Santa actually had some really good verses. It's just that... I mean, snoop.

[@frank_diesal]

Adude601 no fr😂😂😂😂

[@pcvrisepic]

Adude601 snoop wins automatically

[@omarclarke55]

Santa won with bars but snoop won because.... Well he is snoop

[@pinheadlarry2506]

EW FURRYYYYY

[@cheesyraptor4494]

Yay a furry thats hot

[@youcallmeaashik]

Moses should consider an actual career in music. Very talented!

[@dwalt6592]

Me: why Moses look like snoop? Moses: smokes joint Me: oh

[@anastasius3266]

🤣🤣🤣

[@attackonponyproductions4927]

Oh

[@flintlockwood354]

Because he is

[@attackonponyproductions4927]

@@flintlockwood354r/woooosh

[@dwalt6592]

duck fan 643 thank you for clearing that up I had no idea

[@Joel-js2gk]

To this day, I believe nobody wrote Snoop's lines for him, he just improv'd the whole thing in one shot

[@kingcobra2858]

I didnt know that. Is that true?

[@Resident13thStreet]

@@kingcobra2858 “i still believe that” implies that it’s a wish, obviously the lines were written lmao

[@zain6008]

He improvd a bit of it according to the bts or at least tinkered sith the lines a little

[@pizzaman9859]

Gigantic brain

[@canaanrichardson5422]

@@Resident13thStreet maybe they were written BY Snoop tho

[@KwanHopkins]

Seven years later and I just realized Moses is wearing Adidas track pants.

[@0795htaeD]

😲😲😲😲😲

[@justkaleb4872]

Bruh

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

Smokes weed When I was HIGH upon the mountain

[@ashdynr]

I was literally just about to comment that lol

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

@@ashdynr Which one ?

[@bokytobl]

10 years and still the best Epic Rap Battle ever.

[@louispearson8306]

Those Snoop verse are unbelievably good.

[@MylesMarrero]

“You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass” STILL hits hard as fuck

[@KingQwertzlbrmpf]

Not really considering that christ doesn't belong into the saturnalia in the first place.

[@MylesMarrero]

@@KingQwertzlbrmpf That’s not what the bar is about????? Haven’t you ever heard the phrase “Put Christ back in Christmas” or “Keep Christ in Christmas” before?

[@KingQwertzlbrmpf]

@@MylesMarrero Of course i heard that phrase. I merely pointed out that the phrase doesn't make any sense.

[@MylesMarrero]

@@KingQwertzlbrmpf Why doesn't it make sense? Christmas, the Christian holiday celebrating the birth of Christ, involves Christ (obviously). The wordplay of the bar is that he's calling Santa fat, "added more mass". How does this not make sense to you

[@KingQwertzlbrmpf]

@@MylesMarrero Christmas is not originally a christian holiday. The original name of the holiday was "Saturnalia", a roman festival celebrating the god of agriculture saturn. To make a long and complicated story short, when christianity rose to popularity they simply claimed the holiday for themselves and renamed it as "christmas". Jesus has nothing to do with that, it's a common conversion tactic that christianity used at every opportunity. Jesus wasn't even born on christmas. While we do not know for certain when the historical jesus was actually born, most scholars place his actual birthday somewhere around march. His birthday was moved by church tradition specifically to coincide with the Saturnalia in order to claim the Saturnalia as a christian holiday.

[@digbyfire5446]

That Snoop Dogg guy is talented, he should be a rapper!

[@naivolitapauu7519]

Snoop is a rapper

[@guidomista559]

@@naivolitapauu7519 whooosh

[@lightwasnothere]

@@naivolitapauu7519 woosh

[@a-dri3449]

@@naivolitapauu7519 wooosh

[@elliotthlee683]

@@naivolitapauu7519 woooooooooooooooshhhhhhh

[@lnightshadell05]

This ERB is now a Christmas classic. It's not december if I don't watch Moses and Santa dropping some rhymes.

[@shoshimp1309]

Here i am sitting with my latkes and menorah watching the traditional ERB holiday vid XD

[@markokuhar670]

FACTS

[@pizzaman9859]

Same

[@pizzaman9859]

@@hypnodance facts

[@kabouterwesley83]

This and Hans Gruber getting tossed of the Nakatomi tower. doesn't get more christmas than that!

[@GiozillaOG]

Merry Christmas everyone!

[@DerHaus]

"When I was high upon the mountain...." Moses won. Still watching in 2018, miss you guys.

[@tonixx4925]

Der Haus No one gets higher than Snoop Dog

[@pinsandneedles5850]

Me too apparently

[@gbyjrjn]

Yee

[@ross86420]

Der Haus same

[@Verystrongman84]

Der Haus yep 6 years ago Memories

[@gijswolfs8915]

'You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass'. that line fuckin won it all

[@williamgarcia356]

It was clever as fuck

[@ルア-x9x]

lol

[@heyitsmarbles]

"So much drama in the Israel B.C., it's kinda hard talkin directly to the G.O single D" is what won me over

[@gijswolfs8915]

BurnHaloz to me the other line was better since The Israel BC is just a wordplay on some of his own lines, adding more mass to christmas is a full on insult and burn

[@martianshoes]

The fat assed papa smurf thing did it for me. But c'mon....all the ERBs and someone wants to head cut with Snoop???

[@ERB]

Merry Christmas Homies!

[@fruitberriesfan2084]

You took Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass. Not cool ERB, Not cool...

[@gocrazygostupid7254]

“Fatass Papa Smurf”

[@thelowkeyspy]

Cant believe this was 7 years ago! I was only 10 when this came, love you guys

[@robertlinke2666]

you guys too!

[@surtrlombarde4243]

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! 🖤♥️🖤♥️

[@Lofirainbows]

00:36 "You btoke your own law," and then he does a gesture to represent moses breaking his staff in anger. Such a subtle reference I completely missed it before

[@A_Casual_Observer]

I still can't believe that they actually got Moses for this.

[@thatalchemistlady]

i know right?! What were the odds!!1

[@Miskamouskamikumouse]

Ikr so cool

[@redbirb8013]

And I thought Santa was just a myth before seeing this battle, I never expected for him to be on this rap

[@TheStreamingEnderman]

So cool! A 2000+ year old man and a magical elf.

[@goofyahhrussianhackerbunny4825]

That’s snoop dogg

[@RealLifeManFace]

When I was “high” upon the mountain. LOL

[@aaronjanestrada9484]

You sneaky little bugger...

[@Regular_Decorated_Emergency]

U COPIED THAT!

[@nathanielb.2561]

G O single D

[@gatarrothdennis691]

I wanna like but i would destroy the 420

[@jamesf9610]

Blows smoke and all hahaha classic Snoop

[@manents22]

I still cant get over the: "You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass"

[@clairebrooks79]

Ikr

[@memecollection8035]

takes 9 raindears to hall to fat ass

[@pikachu4713]

Ikr

[@prosimian]

"I'll split yo ass in half like I did the red sea" That one was pretty genius too

[@BrokenKey]

+Francy Manenti damn! I just was about to say that haha

[@Marvellite]

"All the children people ever get for Christmas is jealous" "Yo here's a GPS, who gets lost for 40 years?" These are absolute biblical level destruction roasts

[@Kitschensyngk]

"You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass." What more can you add to that? WINNER: MOSES

[@peterparise4868]

incorrect.winner:pompey

[@SynneDennis]

@@peterparise4868 "YEAHHH!"

[@raincloud6414]

@@peterparise4868 Macedonians aren't worthy opponents.

[@gilgameshgl4076]

I think you need to stop smoking all that burning bush too

[@danielfolks6997]

Santa won with the "who gets lost for 40 years" line

[@incognito_mode5741]

Damn Moses, I tought that it was written "Thou shall not kill"

[@Jude300c]

Lmfao!

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

And the Lord said "Lo, I shall make an exception", and it was good.

[@incognito_mode5741]

@@nicholasfarrell5981 hell yeah it was!

[@jaimelannister1797]

@Convert why’s Moses need to get the commandments to know murder his wrong? Also why is god choosing to drown people?

[@jaimelannister1797]

@Convert alr some people actually use that as an excuse so I couldn’t tell

[@cakammanable]

Seriously still to this day can't believe they convince snoop to do one of these

[@420f37]

Can't believed they actually got the stone tablet to play as the ten commandments

[@h.m.ha.n.h5328]

Money hella convincing

[@between_mistral_and_mahrinui]

lol my brother is that you

[@Aaron_GKV]

well, they got the actual Skrillex in Skrillex (in the live version) VS Mozart and Weird Al Yankovic in Sir Isaac Newton VS Bill Nye so... yeah!

[@madhatter6477]

Me to

[@youssefoueini5935]

10 years later i got recommended this gem again... thanks youtube almost forgot about this

[@spytf2-pb3yo]

Yooo you got a heart

[@SnappyPenguin566]

"You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass." Me: *deceased*

[@KingQwertzlbrmpf]

It's not like christ belongs into the saturnalia in the first place so...

[@Johndoe-jd]

So is some Egyptian dude

[@Cuban20]

@@KingQwertzlbrmpf True

[@bigfella2343]

@@Johndoe-jd buried in sand

[@ethanjacobrosca7833]

Well that like basically encapsulates how modern Christmas celebrations have become heavily commercialized and focused on buying gifts for loved ones

[@snapdr4g0nz]

"You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass" Get. Fucking. Slain.

[@Merecir]

Christians took the name Yule out of yuletide but kept all the other traditions. That is why the stuff we do for 'Christmas' has nothing to do with Jesus. Santa is just simply Odin with a red coat.

[@nedkelly8958]

When i was high upon the mountain, God revealed the truths of the Earth, but he never mentioned a fat ass Papa Smurf

[@acatthatgrins6257]

+Dodgy Dingoz it takes nine reindeers to pull your fat ass

[@nedkelly8958]

You took the Christ outta Christmas and just added more mass!

[@jaxfed8478]

Ikr Moses killed it

[@LapplandMapping]

"We ain't slaves, we're magical workers, man" -Soviet union citizens, 1933

[@lamont7598]

Isäntä meno

[@xavierblanc5670]

East European Mapping lol good one

[@icameherejusttocomment550]

-Nestle Workers, 2018

[@pringelsthegamefreak]

Lol, this actually made me laugh xD

[@jaelan.carvajal6082]

LOL

[@supercomedianbigm7244]

0:41 The look on the elve’s face when they hear Moses’ religion doesn’t allow people to eat bacon is priceless! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jasonorefice8122]

Anyone still amazed to this day that they got snoop dogg lop

[@djeby2990]

Yep

[@mijaco999]

Snoop dogg will perform for anyone for the right money.

[@jethex3542]

@@mijaco999 honestly, with an artist like Snoog Dogg you'd also have to remember they have the freedom to do whatever they want, since they arent too dependend on the money.

[@zachlor4579]

And later they got T-Pain

[@YoniIsrael]

they later got WeirdAl Yankovic and real-life Skrilex went to one of their live shows to battle Mozart

[@TechnoXII]

“Thou shalt not let children sit on a grown man’s lap in the mall”

[@decisivedecision]

D. A. M. N.

[@luzplantar783]

😂

[@jacobtownsel]

😂😂😂

[@lancetheking7524]

*_BiG OoF_*

[@Sakeenawatley231]

😭😭😂😂😂

[@randomonio]

Snoop won instantly in his first verse lmao

[@lordmuhehe4605]

Santa obliterated him, you're just saying that because Snoop.

[@Sonichero151]

Snoop's inital flow into the beat was genuinely incredible. His speed and rhyme scheme was an amazing rush

[@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle]

@@lordmuhehe4605 "you took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass" disagrees with you

[@Xav_Edits]

@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle To add on, 90M people disagree

[@joukeschat2486]

@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle "who gets lost for 40 years" is about as strong Imo

[@torresromain]

the G O single D is one of my favorite puns

[@icyblue2602]

"When I was high upon the mountain God revealed the truths of the Earth, but he never mentioned a fat ass Papa Smurf" Best line XD

[@bigapegorilla5789]

Right xD

[@THEDARKKNIGHTXTDK]

I love that line, lol.

[@joschofield7138]

Zillion1950 Channel Same here XD

[@ethanrenda9362]

What about "You took the Christ out of Christmas and added more mass"

[@joschofield7138]

Ethan Renda NO

[@sushiboy1051]

You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass God: that’s my Moses

[@thievinglittlegoblin404]

"Hand me my chisel, I got a new comandizzle for y'all" is possibly the best rhyme I've ever heard

[@ravikiran8730]

you need to hear more, seriously

[@markpagtama7954]

Thats fucking sad

[@thievinglittlegoblin404]

I love how people are taking this comment seriously

[@bdg1970]

@@thievinglittlegoblin404 Seriously

[@auginater4200]

Lmaoooooooooo

[@PrashikWankhede-l4t]

Damn Moses got bars. No wonder he got such a massive fan base.

[@Gabriel-ex4cf]

Me after Santa's first verse: Damn that was pretty good, I think he might have this *Sees that Moses is played by Snoop Dogg* : Moses wins

[@kage1061]

Twas the way God intended!

[@ImBatman9391]

Howd they even get snoop?!

[@kriptonite981]

@@ImBatman9391 they gave him some burning bush

[@ImBatman9391]

@@kriptonite981 LMFAO but fr

[@claiminglight]

You know what, I think I have to go the other way. Santa's writing was just so much stronger.

[@AcidAroma]

"You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass" xD

[@jaredkleinman3893]

Omg lol!

[@elogekalubi821]

+Royal Insanity nah, snoop dog won

[@MrFlash1096]

sick..

[@NatE1]

💀💀💀💀

[@poppyseed1058]

Lmaoo I'm still laughing 😂😂😂

[@sirboofy5977]

“Got a new commandizzel for yall thou shall not sit on a grown mans lap at the mall” 💀

[@GenocidalSquid]

Swag Bayazi, that’s actually true. It actually kinda creepy.

[@moinmahmud6265]

🤣🤣🤣

[@nathanielb.2561]

@@GenocidalSquid you leave milk and cookies out so a fat man can break in to your house and the leaves presents for your children. theres a lot messed up with santa

[@leeanagaylerama5405]

Yuh?!

[@traviscrowell8946]

Iron Wolf and he watches your children while they sleep

[@kingofsomething3250]

Merry Christmas!

[@kevin6988]

My man Santa was killing it, but snoopy came in for the win

[@ReaperofValhalla]

Kevin Cherveny snoop forgot he was supposed to be mosses and murdered santa on a beat with mosses for a theme

[@Luckyheraclius89]

Ru crips

[@mikkicarr5717]

"You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass" Best line.

[@timmykarel234]

Lol

[@shoo99ful]

Did you guys realise that the elf said deez nuts

[@mikkicarr5717]

You Tube Yep. So true.

[@tatsuroy1028]

"Hand me my chisel i got a new commandizzle for yall thou shall not let children sit on a grown mans lap at the mall" thats the best

[@samwitherspoon6919]

Snoop doggy dogg on that hands fuckin down!

[@vozz4826]

“Thou shall not let children sit on grown man laps at the mall” Cancel Santa 2022

[@symonepease3053]

ong

[@alexcook9408]

There’s still time left in 2021

[@idrk3707]

@Mr7Reality be quiet

[@lilblackies]

deeaaaad!!!

[@Snomrade]

Don’t give Twitter ideas

[@dbzking02]

MERRY CHRISTMAS 2022!!!

[@brendancleary1699]

how the fuck did they get snoop dogg

[@chumpkinsthenuclearcat9112]

Well they're a well known channel they average like 75mill views a video so money

[@mustafaugur6226]

Simple, They gave him weed in exchange. xd

[@vloghawk3784]

tobe hooper that what I said

[@stickyandsweetie]

tobe hooper cuz he's got a good sense of humour and he's fun as fuk

[@papamilfz1565]

tobe hooper They probably bribed him with burning bush

[@Fire-Manz]

2012 me: Ain't that snoop Dogg? 2017 Me: Oh shit, it is snoop Dogg! 2019 Me: Yep, Still snoop Dogg!

[@michaelchallis4129]

Did you do anything else during that time?

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

lmao do you think they're gonna change the actor? cause I've got some news for you

[@curtishamilton5342]

the next guy Is it that Geico could save you 15% or more on car insurance?

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

@@curtishamilton5342 what

[@filipwestling1549]

Um, actually, this was when he was high of his tits and went under Snoop Lion. Apparently even Snoop can smoke too much.

[@NoahClevinger]

It's almost Christmas so I decided to revisit this absolute classic. Still just as good as I remember it.

[@zoot7981]

Same

[@mikevignola4213]

Santa is right, Moses was the first mass murderer. How many soldiers did he kill when the red sea unparted?

[@SingSweetSitri]

Same

[@adnan_honest_jihadist5775]

yet you celebrate it despite it going against God

[@adnan_honest_jihadist5775]

@@mikevignola4213 ah come one dont make that nonesense the soldiers were evil thats why he had to do it and bcs Allah ordered it to

[@barri_tony]

Listening to this on Christmas is littt

[@cheyennedumont5862]

lol "it takes 9 reindeer to haul yo fatass" DEAD XD

[@nuke1562]

"when I was high upon the mountain...." bruh lol. also, the line I think won was "you took the Christ out of Christmas and just added 'mo mass." like if u agree...

[@Its_C4M117]

"yo here's a GPS, who gets lost for 40 years?"

[@ToneKnovacane]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[@holdenu8578]

2017 and this still cracks me up lol snoop doggs line " it takes nine reindeer to haul your fat ass " and his last line though

[@ch3rrywave]

You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass

[@EDD-np3ey]

oh my god i am so bad... I read "moose" at the place of moses

[@enlistedquay3563]

Neo fat joke good pun snoop dogg

[@ralfagcaoili3005]

Holden Underwood lol

[@judecollyer6582]

I still can't get over the fact that they got snoop dogg

[@flamingrainbws4800]

same

[@angelgal3076]

And Weird Al! (Another video, of course!)

[@unlucky_bunny_13_46]

holy frick yeah

[@roispro]

# Hashtag same

[@x214]

# Hashtag same

[@My170TTV]

Einstein vs Hawking: I'm the snoop dogg of science Moses vs Santa claus: features Snoop Dogg

[@gat-o7307]

"Israe-L B.C." bro LBC = Long Beach Crips I'm finally old enough to understand that line

[@carbonreptile5437]

Gat-o NANI??!!!

[@MillionTheVermillion]

I'm pretty sure when he said "B.C." he meant "Before Christ". Moses' story comes before Jesus' in the bible.

[@tinocarrion9406]

Merrick Solidor r/woooosh

[@TheQueensAce719]

Double entendre. He was both talking about the LBC and Israel B.C. That's how a good rapper raps.

[@meganleslie9069]

Look up "double entendre"

[@olivernovin620]

Moses won so hard it's auctally not even a question

[@olivernovin620]

Who won? More like which Moses won lol

[@olivernovin620]

Presley Imler bro whats wrong with your face?

[@SuperPrecast]

He won because he's snoop dog

[@marekszczepanski2155]

na your racist you've been an notty boy you can like snoopdawg you racist who likes to smoke

[@stephsheley2]

Agree with Neil brown

[@zayy3534]

Moses: When i was high upon the mountain god reviled the earth but he never mentioned a fat ass papa smurf😂😂😂

[@taylorpack2839]

Zaynab M lmao 😂 that was gold

[@angelmartinson5216]

Lol 😂😂😂😂😂

[@misterzzz9895]

I FCKING DIED LAUGHING

[@mythorganizer4222]

And "You just took Christ outta Christmas to add more mass

[@lamardavis2300]

Satan likes your comment cuz u got 666 likes my fella and i.aint gonna add my like to it

[@flamingpaxtsc]

Another December, another listen to this jolly-good rap battle 🔥🔥

[@spectralrpg8402]

"You took the christ out of christmas and just added more mass" *I dont care what universe you're from thats gotta hurt!*

[@mng3941]

Ruined the 69 likes

[@devynthomas8988]

"I'll split yo ass in half like I did the Red Sea"

[@spectralrpg8402]

Woah

[@spectralrpg8402]

I got like?

[@parzingtheasian]

@@spectralrpg8402 no, none at all

[@adamthevirgo9297]

I honestly cannot imagine Snoop Dogg saying no to this 😂

[@shinymetalrods_]

i mean... he feats for practically anyone who asks

[@lightyagami1435]

420 likes, we cannot ruin that.

[@michaelfurlong8375]

Don’t ruin it at 666

[@AussieBlueDog87]

Gotta look I up, snoop song along to There I ruin it remix of Gin and Juice.

[@fameasser123]

I wasn't gonna like this but it was stuck at 999 and i think my ocd us telling i need to like it to make it a nice round 1K.

[@breezingby2611]

“Though shall not let children sit on a grown man’s lap at the mall” Took a few years, but Coronavirus is gonna put that commandment into action

[@quasanchez6179]

Fuck he was waiting on us

[@thedrinkinggamemaker9749]

The Eleventh Plague

[@chickenpermission7016]

DUDE WHAT X,D

[@ChoJun69]

Holy shit lmao

[@genericegg7135]

Commandizzle*

[@Joshyboy225]

11 years later and it’s wild that they managed to get Snoop Dogg to act for an ERB