I love how Mark Hamill can't get himself to praise the movie "Oh it's the longest one"
@Alias_Anybody6 жыл бұрын
Gnasni Well, he is an actor, not a pornstar. That's clearly the wrong priority.
@user-yj6xz4th1z6 жыл бұрын
He hated the movie the moment he read the script
@thegoldencaulk27426 жыл бұрын
Mark Hamill is one of the real-est actors ever, he's gonna say if he doesn't like something. He did it to TLJ and Disney told him to tone it down, so he came up with passive aggressive "It's the longest one" gag. Mark's a clever dude.
@schlomoofenstein4806 жыл бұрын
It is *long*
@benjaminkemer64286 жыл бұрын
Longer than was neccessary...
@hxcbmxallday5 жыл бұрын
I wanna know why the hell Rey, someone who hasn’t even known Chewie very long, had to translate for Luke..... a very old friend of Chewie’s..... almost insulting
@rhyspowell94264 жыл бұрын
How would she even know how to speak Wookie as well 🤷♂️
@KGDanny024 жыл бұрын
Can anyone say MaRey-Sue?
@ariezon4 жыл бұрын
@@KGDanny02 nice
@elgatochurro4 жыл бұрын
Typical sjws
@elgatochurro4 жыл бұрын
IS insulting
@caffineandshiny5 жыл бұрын
Anakin: literal child of the force, takes 10 years to learn to control his abilities (and then another 3 as a warrior) and still loses to characters like Count Dooku and Obi Wan. Luke: child of prophecy, barely beats Darth Vader in their second encounter after years of training. Rey: random chick who the force calls to because Kylo needed an opposite, wins against or stalemates Kylo in every encounter despite only having even known about the Jedi for less that a week and performs feats we never saw even Yoda do despite him being a prodigy with 900+ years of experience. And here I thought Anakin was Gary Stewish in episode I. Boy was I wrong by comparison.
@Drawing4Justice5 жыл бұрын
not by comparison. You were wrong period.
@caffineandshiny5 жыл бұрын
@@Drawing4Justice Please. Explain.
@kalesmart15 жыл бұрын
@@Drawing4Justice yeah what are you talking about?
@Drawing4Justice5 жыл бұрын
caffineandshiny Anakin is not a Mary sure. As simple as that.
@kalesmart15 жыл бұрын
@@Drawing4Justice yes, but he did say episode 1, and only a little bit
@Groypette3 жыл бұрын
>Doesn’t wanna be found >Leaves map that leads to him anyways Luke’s acting like a teenage girl
@squarek1233 жыл бұрын
>whines when he's finally found using his own map
@bicae14803 жыл бұрын
He is not like other girls
@TheArtis4n3 жыл бұрын
Y'all sound very creepy
@xolotltolox76263 жыл бұрын
Luke didn't leave the map behind, it's never established where they got that map from, or how they even know it leads to luke
@travisadams62793 жыл бұрын
@@xolotltolox7626 Well a part of the map was with R2-D2, which is actually Luke's droid and friend.. And R2 was with Luke right after his academy burned down, you can see Luke place his hand on R2 in the flash back. So it looks like Luke left at least a piece of the map with R2, like bread crumbs of a trail. So its actually possible that Luke left the map behind, or a piece of it.
@SaturnTubes6 жыл бұрын
It’s also worth noting that Luke didn’t treat his first space battle as him being skilled. He gets excited and shouts “I GOT ONE” implying that he didn’t expect to, and is immediately told to not get cocky by Han
@NinjaTyler6 жыл бұрын
SaturnTubes exactly, and he wasn't pot shoting them at the start of the battle, took a lot of aiming and misfire before lining up and timing perfectly his shot in a gun he clearly wasn't familiar with.
@Zapp__Brannigan6 жыл бұрын
SaturnTubes - That's a really good point. And when has Rey shown even the slightest hint of being excited at some personal triumph? Mostly she just looks bored (with her mouth slightly open; now I can't unsee it). That is, when she's not all frowny-faced and angry while berating some male for not being as awesome as she. Kyros - Another good point. He's a good pilot, good enough to get the torpedo into the exhaust port, but he couldn't save Gold Leader. And he wasn't even good enough to survive on his own: both Wedge and Han have to step in and save him from certain death. Rey? Three TIE fighters in one shot, and that was just her warming up.
@cyaegha2936 жыл бұрын
guys i just disassempled a jet and became an expert pilot
@elgatochurro6 жыл бұрын
SaturnTubes yeah yknow... LIKE AN ACTUAL CHARACTER WOULD DO?
@thisisnighthawk27136 жыл бұрын
Let's not forget that pilots probably got told by Vader not to shoot down the falcon just give them a scare or something.
@Taverens_Pull6 жыл бұрын
whenever i see those "the force is female" shirts i always think back to yoda saying "luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."
@davetyler65206 жыл бұрын
TaverensPull it shows u there mindset. It's why Rey is a Mary sue. If they were for equality those shirts would be "force is everyone"
@berserkasaurusrex42336 жыл бұрын
Yoda: "Look beyond this material world, you must. Truth will you find." Feminists: "How dare you puppetsplain to us! We have vaginas!!" Yoda: "Empty, your philosophy is. Ruin franchise, it will."
@adambesley44556 жыл бұрын
I always think; "If that's the case why does Leia only use it once."
@Nipah.Auauau6 жыл бұрын
If they really wanted to grasp the message it would be "You are the force."
@dromalloma26516 жыл бұрын
TaverensPull Wait, that's a thing that exists?
@DrCruel6 жыл бұрын
Harrison Ford's near desperate hysteria to get his character killed off makes a lot more sense now. He saw it coming.
@dragonknightleader16 жыл бұрын
He probably has the Force in real life. His career has been really stellar despite his lack of soft skills.
@mr.fahrenheit21576 жыл бұрын
Actually, he hates Han Solo. He wanted him to die in Ep V
@SomeBF6 жыл бұрын
Harrison Ford went to George Lucas during the filming of Episode VI and said how we thought it would be best if Han Solo died protecting Luke and Leia to show how far he’d come and how much he cared. George Lucas told him that dead characters don’t sell toys.
@0rnami6 жыл бұрын
Just like how he predicted that Greedo would shoot him if he didn't shoot first.
@juckoosaurus6 жыл бұрын
he has been playing the long con
@Captianmex1C04 жыл бұрын
I like how kylo literally used a burning cross to cut down a black man
@Veldtian13 жыл бұрын
look up the satanic cross, ahem, it's Kylos' sabre.
@Wargulpartal3 жыл бұрын
@Noon @Veltiant1 I'm not sure if you people just pretending to not see, but I believe, the burning cross is "white robes society" reference. 😉
@daeryk64243 жыл бұрын
Finn died for their [Ryan & J.J.] sins.
@bjcantrell19903 жыл бұрын
@Noon St. Peter
@mrpotato98513 жыл бұрын
Adam driver was in a movie about the kkk I’m writing this at 4:27 in the morning
@JeffRiyasat5 жыл бұрын
So sad Chewie was reduced to an intergalactic Uber driver in TLJ
@RanMouri825 жыл бұрын
And pathetic comic relief. Who cares about his relationships with major characters? Let him play with porgs.
@devynd64765 жыл бұрын
mojo jojo In the OT, Chewbacca was a: Valuable mechanic that repaired C3-PO Great warrior, that hijacked an AT-ST and saved the battle at the shield generator on Endor A second to Han Solo, that assisted him everywhere from flying the ship to fighting in the halls of the Death Star But yes, a big Teddy Bear.
@SomeRandomGuy-us1yb5 жыл бұрын
@@devynd6476 Big Roosey bOI
@ventriloquistmagician47355 жыл бұрын
lol
@clarkkent42453 жыл бұрын
Oh God. U made my day🤣🤣🤣
@eagle_and_the_dragon6 жыл бұрын
I love how people, like Daisy, think that the argument of "I find the term Mary-sue sexist" is equivalent to 'checkmate.'
@davetyler65206 жыл бұрын
Dielan Island "I'm offended" "your racist" "your sexist" is the counterargument of people with no counterargument.
@Shakiahjprod6 жыл бұрын
Daisy is as good as her acting. She got lucky to be in SW
@BlackKyurem56 жыл бұрын
How is Mary Sue a sexist term? It's not used at all in a sexist matter, its not used to discriminate against women. It's used for annoyingly perfect female characters, like how Gary Stus are used for annoyingly perfect male characters.
@berserkasaurusrex42336 жыл бұрын
Daisy: "I'm too stupid to know what a Mary-Sue is, and I'm going to call the huge number of fans that use the term a bunch of sexists, because I'm too also bad at marketing."
@berserkasaurusrex42336 жыл бұрын
Kylo Racist Name Wat? There's no truth in anything Daisy has said. Rey is the most Mary-Sue character since the original Mary-Sue, at least in a mainstream film series. She's just too dumb to know what the term means and too lazy to look it up on her phone.
@theskepticalchristian51816 жыл бұрын
Can we also note the fact that Finn dragged an injured Rose across a salt field? He was, quite literally, rubbing salt in her wounds.
@quinngoodlive20146 жыл бұрын
The Skeptical Christian THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!
@jasongamer86496 жыл бұрын
haha holy shit your right. How the fuck did he cover that distance anyways, he was over an hours walk away by that point?
@irvingcsaltzburg6 жыл бұрын
Oh come on, they were only several football fields away from the rebel base directly in front of an enemy flank of ATATs. Is it really so difficult to believe he dragged her fatass body safely back to base in under a minute???
@Xemnas46 жыл бұрын
The Skeptical Christian ROFLMAO. xD
@LOTRFAN336 жыл бұрын
The Skeptical Christian I hope it hurt her then. She deserves nothing less.
@animateacumen93963 жыл бұрын
"I need someone to show me my place." -Rey Couldn't agree more.
@scarletshadow45483 жыл бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@henrynelson93012 жыл бұрын
Kinky
@morganmattish2 жыл бұрын
@Anonymous Cheese Based off the first trailers for TFA I thought that was the direction they were going. Was really disappointed when he didn't end up a jedi
@phonepunk78882 жыл бұрын
Never before in a movie, tv show, novel, etc. has the lead character ever spoken this out loud. Let alone the sequel! Usually the LEAD CHARACTER is worked out by the start of the second act. This was the moment, right at the start of the movie, where I realized the movie would be woefully unsatisfying and use meta crap to avoid criticism.
@redzed94052 жыл бұрын
@Anonymous Cheese tbh it sound really good, Finn already have that "i was the bad guy but now i am the good guy" story ready to go, and a black jedi would be really cool to see
@laughingoctopus85566 жыл бұрын
The best thing about The Last Jedi was watching a 1 hour and 15 minute long critique video about how bad the last jedi is.
@ETBrooD6 жыл бұрын
Laughing Octopus If you liked this, give MauLer's three-part review a go. And his rant before that :)
@Mr.Nin10do.6 жыл бұрын
Laughing Octopus its gonna be better when Mr Plinkett reviews it.
@niloljk78846 жыл бұрын
Laughing Octopus true dat
@supa4ys8436 жыл бұрын
Kelvin Reyes Nah, I'm tired of his try hard forced parodies. I actually prefer MauLer over Plinkett now
@joanriera996 жыл бұрын
No jokes, I don't regret watching this pile of crap now thanks to this video. Thanks E;R
@AlternateHistoryHub6 жыл бұрын
Mark Hamill embodies us all.
@cantthinkofagoodname79236 жыл бұрын
AlternateHistoryHub hi
@ilietudor68786 жыл бұрын
Can you do a "what if the last jedi didn't suck"
@matcauthon96696 жыл бұрын
AlternateHistoryHub the hell are you doing here of all places on the internet?
@camnarwhal24636 жыл бұрын
What're you doing here
@chickenpox54346 жыл бұрын
Oh shit we got AHH here
@DrShaym6 жыл бұрын
Phasma didn't get fired for turning off the shields on Starkiller Base because the First Order has a gender quota to fill.
@Draezeth6 жыл бұрын
You fucking moron. Phasma was brought back because the fans were pissed she was just another Boba Fett and Disney wanted to try to fix that. Sure, it failed, and I'm not defending their handling of her, but get over your insecurities before commenting.
@DrShaym6 жыл бұрын
Zalty It was a joke you dumbass.
@Draezeth6 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see. In that case, I retract my statement. It's just hard to tell around here when people are serious with their criticisms or not.
@teristhesis78066 жыл бұрын
Zalty Emo much?
@Draezeth6 жыл бұрын
Allen Whitaker Emo? Nah, just fed up.
@Fitzibutzi3 жыл бұрын
Why I love Mark:" We're all assuming that I train Rey." He did not say "Luke trains Rey". He is so connected to the character.
@joypink5599 Жыл бұрын
And also “I was the most optimistic character” Heart-warming.
@TheTGOAC Жыл бұрын
And he deserves so much better
@TransformersBoss Жыл бұрын
Like Bruce Wayne and Batman
@Cookinberry6 жыл бұрын
Not to mention Fin and Rose left child slaves behind, while they were patting themselves on the back for temporarily freeing the horse dogs.
@Poisonedblade6 жыл бұрын
I watched the movie on Blu-Ray. I laughed hard at the entire movie. I treated it like Sharknado and Rose was hilarious.
@VendettaAllan6 жыл бұрын
An accurate representation of liberals and veganism.
@cashwat2106 жыл бұрын
>Purple Haired feminist takes command of Republic forces >Treats respected Captain (that's a guy) like a child and fails to communicate the plan to him despite the fact he has proven his worth in battle > Proves just because she's a woman doesn't mean she gets to be a Mary Sue hero like Rey >Incompetence as a general costs her most of the resistance but at least has the decency to die for her failure >Asian protagonist dies crashing her vehicle. Hotter sister was more liked despite having far less screen time. >Space Nazis make a comeback from having their base destroyed and achieve a tactical victory at the end of the movie >Two most important characters that have died so far were the White guys Han & Luke and because of their absence everything goes to shit real quick. How is Rian Johnson that big of a SJW when he makes them lose in the end because of their incompetence?
@schwarzerritter57246 жыл бұрын
cookumms For bonus points: Who do you think needs to clean up the mess the animals made?
@ashleymartinsonforever31316 жыл бұрын
Yep. That part still makes me mad.. seriously? Why not free both the kids and the animals?
@XFanmarX6 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for Mark Hamil, he puts a lot of heart into the things he does because he knows he can make a lot of people happy with it. And now he had to work on a project that does the exact opposite and he had to call that the "new generation".
@Spokker6 жыл бұрын
XFanmarX they had no plan. At least bearded fat boy thought about his trilogy arc on the toilet more than once.
@Monty22896 жыл бұрын
If his twitter is anything to go by he's completely capitulated to this idea even if deep down he doesn't want to. I'm convinced his character was bastarized along with Han to make way for the new heroes which going by the main movies and Rogue One it's strong female protagonists
@WreckItRolfe6 жыл бұрын
I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't a cunt
@theguybehindyou47626 жыл бұрын
Said new generation consists of manly women and soy boys.
@koatam6 жыл бұрын
If the series is going to implode, may as well get paid. It's dead now. The past is dead and the future is dead. The story is trapped.
@jacobf39026 жыл бұрын
TLJ is racist. The only asian woman can't drive and violently crashes into someone by changing lanes too quickly. Johnson should be ashamed.
@yaddledapaddle38775 жыл бұрын
Jacob F 😂😂😂
@MrSickrick2165 жыл бұрын
🤣
@mortemtyrannus88135 жыл бұрын
And then she tries to rape Finn. Everyone knows women can't rape, so therefore, TLJ is also sexist.
@randallpetroelje39135 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha🤣🤣🤣😂😂🙏🏼
@mixedbagclips25115 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@notaredcoat3 жыл бұрын
There's a saying in the military I've heard a few times: "Hope is not a battle plan."
@chokoloteblack93283 жыл бұрын
Imagine a star destroyer doing orbital bombardment and the resistance/or rebellion just shouting HOPE HOPE HOPE MUST NOT DIE!!!!!
@notaredcoat3 жыл бұрын
@@chokoloteblack9328 yeah their hope will die with them
@charliecharliewhiskey94033 жыл бұрын
True. But a battle plan creates hope. If there is zero hope, that's a good indication that perhaps your boss has no battle plan either.
@doolittlecraftsmann3023 жыл бұрын
Its an okay medical plan.
@庫倫亞利克2 жыл бұрын
This. Sheer idealism will accomplish nothing. *Competent* idealism gets something done, if you're lucky. Hope isn't some miraculous substance that exists on its own, it works through people and *things* must be done by actual *people* to make that hope become reality.
@sellers7375 жыл бұрын
the Chinese saying they didn't see TLJ because the cast were "aesthetically displeasing" (aka ugly) is one of the most brutally honest / funniest criticism I've ever heard
@Basketballerphx5 жыл бұрын
Steve S Daisy Ridley is hot af lmao but the Chinese are incredibly racist, so they prolly don’t like Poe and Finn
@thenetgamer25 жыл бұрын
@@Basketballerphx The Chinese are indoctrinated in their school years and even before that; with undying loyalty to CHINA.
@BratzRockAngels5 жыл бұрын
They're messed up for that. 😂
@EpicMinecraftFail5 жыл бұрын
They are also extremely racist so
@BratzRockAngels5 жыл бұрын
@Enclave Soldier Are you kidding me? I'm a straight girl, and even I know she's gorgeous. 💜
@speci4lforce4 жыл бұрын
“For once, Rey isn’t related to anyone important” Rise of Skywalker: You sure about that?
@justamanwithsomesoup33524 жыл бұрын
Guess. Fucking. What. SHE. AINT. A. SKYWALKER
@speci4lforce4 жыл бұрын
I know. I was referring to Palpatine
4 жыл бұрын
@@justamanwithsomesoup3352 yeah, she take it just like everything else during the trilogy without earning them, if Ren would've been redirected and they get married then at least she having the skywalker name made sense!
4 жыл бұрын
@@speci4lforce yeah, this trilogy is a patchwork creature like Frankenstein and even more ugly!
@6ixlxrd4 жыл бұрын
@@justamanwithsomesoup3352 "Who are you?" "I'm Rey...Rey Skywalker."
@peterpan64365 жыл бұрын
how can rey even swim (in the cave)? she spent her whole life on a DESERT planet
@Szrama11235 жыл бұрын
This is a double fuck up because in one scene she is shown clearly being fascinated be the sea and pouring rain. So the movie first acknowledges she is from desert planet... and then forgets about it.
@JustinBobby-di9zt5 жыл бұрын
@@Szrama1123 well of course they did how else are you supposed to be expected to forget about it too? Besides how else is Rey supposed to know how to swim?
@tehhotline42255 жыл бұрын
May Ray Sue
@brandonHines765 жыл бұрын
one should have stopped wondering such things 30 mins into the last film
@DonVigaDeFierro5 жыл бұрын
Mah-REY-SUE
@AeneasGemini2 жыл бұрын
Anytime someone refers to internet trolls, I feel the need to remind people that a corporation with massive resources is far more capable of creating bots/hiring schills to give positive reviews than some random neckbeards are of spamming negative ones
@imadrifter2 жыл бұрын
This.
@VindexInSanctiRex2 жыл бұрын
But actually if said corporations want some kind of trend or idea to be buried because it defeats the narrative they want to shine for profit or power, they will also hire people to spam negative reviews.
@TheAceLewis2 жыл бұрын
Also applies to the political arena
@heropath34.vaselisc.35 Жыл бұрын
Protectect that honest edgelord all the cost!
@olotocolo Жыл бұрын
Akhually... both are equally as powerful. Simply put stupid, angry, misinformed or edgelordy people are countless. And you can't pay that many people before it gets way too much in the open. Bots can be used by all, advantages cancel each other with disadvantages for both groups. In the end, they are usually equal in power only distributed differently. After all,if corpos are so god damn powerful, why do we see such low scores in users for their products? Why not trash those few neckbeards with their might bots? Because they can't. They can pay up reviewers who are generally few, they cannot stop thousands of people. They can't overwrite them with their paid shills. That's why we see 90% reviewer score and 30% user score You live in one of those e;r-mentioned reddit posts.
@davidrosas21276 жыл бұрын
"where da white woman at?" im dying
@lukeskywalkerthe2nd7736 жыл бұрын
David Rosas Ikr! :)
@NexusKin5 жыл бұрын
Damn, he thirsty!
@black_flame_studios5 жыл бұрын
And now...The Rise of Skywalker. I'm more excited for the E;R review on it than the movie itself.
@NexusKin5 жыл бұрын
Oh man, he's gonna absolutely rape that movie after it comes out!
@proletariatpashka19565 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Jedi Party 2: Episode 7: Annihilation
@drdorito42425 жыл бұрын
Ikr!
@Doctor_Straing_Strange5 жыл бұрын
Same
@RanMouri825 жыл бұрын
@Heavy Metal Collector At this point, Shyamalan would be an improvement.
@joaosoares-rr5mj6 жыл бұрын
why no one ever adress the fact that rose totaly sexualy assaulted finn? XD
@elgatochurro6 жыл бұрын
Legit when women do it "you're supposed to like it" or "you KNOW you like it". I've had women even turn into stalkers before... even stalk my friends and social circles or places I've hung out, just appearing every fucking goddamn where... one that was a wiccan (witch religion) even built a shrine for me she said... Yet yknow as a guy its creepy and unnerving for you to just... exist
@jangofett45475 жыл бұрын
cuz she lives in recruit difficulty
@iLikeToColor695 жыл бұрын
Nobody cares about men
@pathetic23995 жыл бұрын
Because of double standards and normalized misandry
@bryanm94035 жыл бұрын
@@elgatochurro You are a Yandere magnet. Good luck with that, things could potentially get very complicated, & bloody messy (no pun intended) in your future. Best advice, tell the yandere if she really loves you she must prove her eternal love by offing only herself, & no one else.
@khalunporch14832 жыл бұрын
"No, Poe you faggot it too risky" most outta pocket line I ever heard in Star Wars history
@Mp-bu7zx Жыл бұрын
@Oggy Booga maa mannn
@Fab--6 жыл бұрын
rip star trek
@T_5N1P3R6 жыл бұрын
Fab what u doing here? Aint your discord good enut yet? (You shall never find me)
@thedoruk63246 жыл бұрын
F A B StarTrek is; at least; *endurable*
@felipearellano28116 жыл бұрын
STD?
@ahatt966 жыл бұрын
The DORUK Star Trek is communist propaganda.
@pianoif6 жыл бұрын
The DORUK the last jedi is too. Just not for you and some other people. The internet can’t be happy with what they have because they have to fuck up good stuff. The reason the og trilogy was good was because the story and how there was no internet to fuck it over.
@DrShaym6 жыл бұрын
Before anyone tries to argue with Mark Hamil's point about Jedi not giving up by pointing out that Obi-Wan and Yoda hid for twenty years, there's a big difference. Obi-Wan and Yoda knew there was nothing they could do after Palpatine and Vader destroyed the Jedi Order, so they decided to wait until _a new hope_ presented itself. Notice how Obi-Wan was ready to fly to Alderaan the very instant he saw Leia's message and even asked Luke to come with him, and how Yoda started testing Luke the moment they first met to see if he had the patience to learn to be a Jedi.
@sikid40006 жыл бұрын
Dr Shaym Exactly. I don't understand why people even try to make that easily debunkable argument.
@KaosNova26 жыл бұрын
Back then, Jedi Masters had to survive to actually train people fully. Yoda couldn't train Luke if he got killed first.
@franciscorafaelmontielpale78546 жыл бұрын
sikid4000 Because they are honestly stupid... I mean seriously people, every time you try to defend this movie it only shows how much ignorant and desperate you are. Just say you like it in a personal level, then you will only be attacked by assholes.
@Arkticus6 жыл бұрын
Okay, so a character that in 3 other movies served as an optimistic protagonist, who in the last movie believing in a person that everyone else thinks is beyond hope and redemption puts himself in not merely mortal but potentially even worse peril for, is standing next to the bed of his nephew. The son of his dear sister and his best friend of many years. He glimpses a possible future with the Force. And this warm, kind, optimist that has been known to see the good in people you would think had none left, his first instict. IS TO KILL HIS NEPHEW! I'm fucking sorry, what! How was this character change established? What happened prior to this singular event that that was enough to push LUKE FUCKING SKYWALKER TO ALMOST KILL HIS NEPHEW?! "This is Jake Skywalker, this isn't my Luke Skywalker" - Mark Hammil There are numerous ways that they could have tried to explain why Luke is in hiding, and they went with an option that utterly betrays the fans, the character and the Actor that has a passion for Star Wars. I suppose that is an achievemnt indeed.
@franciscorafaelmontielpale78546 жыл бұрын
Oh if he went to hiding because of shame that would have been ideal, but that is not what happened now is it, he specifically said he went there to fucking DIE... Besides this is Luke fucking Skywalker, he would rather have a conversation with Ben rather than kill him, not to mention he did it in the most cowardly way possible: While the kid was asleep and Luke was literary going to staved him in the back! You honestly believe that a man like Luke who could see the good inside the most evil creature in the universe being Darth Vader, who was more of a Hitler than bitch Ren there Vader literary killed billions, flooding villages, killing people in hospitals and using the Death Star to wipe out Alderaan.And despite all of that Luke saw the good in him and went out of his way to save his father even if it mean giving up his own life...Not to mention that this is his nephew, his sister and best friend son... Luke cares more about family than anything else... Do honestly believe that he will betray that thing about his character. Besides you said it yourself you are desperate to like this movie... Look sorry but this movie is undefeandable from a professional storytelling point of view, from a Star Wars point of View, and from a movie point of view... You literally have not argument to defend this shitty movie than with your emotional opinions, just like the rest of people who defend this movie... Hey if you like in a personal level, that is fine to each their own taste... But do not come to defend it, you will only suffer and differ until you basically start attacking anyone and act like a cage animal. So....Fuck off will ya!
@Full_Throttle_Axolotl5 жыл бұрын
I love how this trilogy has killed off Luke and Han, while their actors are still alive, and then they pulled the stupidest shit just to keep Leia alive, when her actress is dead It's almost like you don't have to pay a dead actor
@SpilcedJeans4 жыл бұрын
I never thought about that. Disney doing some shady business
@nitroflux_o10404 жыл бұрын
It all makes sense
@chauncyraymond5554 жыл бұрын
No you just have to pay a bunch of team leads and comp artists, editors and storyboard artists to make it work. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK. GOD DAMN IT THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK. That said... shit movie. hate the mary sue character and all the useless aimless characters floating about.
@theguywithsomething86344 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it would be a disservice to Carrie Fisher to let her character have a meaningless death when she has A) died in real life, and B) Leia has always been an important revolutionary character in universe. Like, I am aware it could have been done better, but it's obvious that when making episode 8 Leia wasn't supposed to die, and that when Carrie did die it was already far too late to try to rework the story to incorporate her death while making it one she deserved. Letting her die off screen is obviously out of the equation, so all they had left was her unused scenes from the previous two movies. Which they absolutely have to include somehow, and then she absolutely has to die in a way that honours who she is, but when all they have left are scenes which were never supposed to lead to her death... Basically, the movies were bad. Leia dying as she did was never part of the plan (largely because there was never actually a plan, but if there had been then her untimely death would have been a major blow), but because she did they really had to just try their best to make her major with what they had. I can't fault them for that. Now, how they handled Luke, Han and Chewbacca (who I still believe was treated the worst of the three), that is something worth complaining about.
@targitausrithux23204 жыл бұрын
Chauncy Raymond It’s probably still cheaper than to higher a living actor.... since you know..... you can make them do what ever you please, plus no issues with arguing over contract terms etc.... so yeah it’s probably cheaper for Disney to still use a dead character
@jackall-trades61493 жыл бұрын
45:16 I’m sorry, Poe should get an award just for this scene. I can actually feel his internal screaming while Holdo is yammering,
@theAZenf1sh6 жыл бұрын
I genuinely feel bad for mark hamill. Harrison ford wanted out, George Lucas sold the rights and Carrie fisher died but mark could have been in all the movies with Luke (or his children or relatives) being the center stage of the last trilogy. Mark had a vision and he seemed to be the only person left that had faith in the SW universe up until now. But now till his final breath, he's going to remember how a great story that began his career Destroyed because of politics and crappy writing.
@marcosrecio40626 жыл бұрын
Jujubeans hes still a SJW dumbass. Even after Disney raped his character
@DeathSithe926 жыл бұрын
how is he an sjw dumbass?
@marcosrecio40626 жыл бұрын
Malal he back tracked on everything he said, and supports the leftist shithole that is modern hollywood
@Wesleym1345 жыл бұрын
@Marcos Recio Hollywood was never leftist to begin with, they are liberal capitalists that are using this whole Diversity nonsense as a distraction and a smoke screen to cover for their own incompetence and to protect their huge egos. Left and right don't mean anything in the present day. At least, the original definitions don't mean anything.Hollywood shills for coastal capitalists, who tend to be very 'progressive' on social issues. America's elites always had a sense of philanthropy for minorities as well. (Mostly since they make for really good lapdogs to use on mostly white workers.) Basically, cosmopolitanism and liberalism are part of the capitalist agenda. Even a bloated welfare state is part of it. (Have taxpayers absorb the costs of low wages.) It makes perfect sense that the same Hollywood that shills for immigrants and black people would somehow shill for drone-striking arabs and supporting capitalism.
@justafan93994 жыл бұрын
“So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause.”
@Jetblast014 жыл бұрын
"The fight against the elite guards was fun." *Shadiversity screaming intensifies*
@miguelmontenegro35204 жыл бұрын
Give him a break, not everyone knows about this stuff 😂 although the fight scene was insulting after the prequels gave us those treasures.
@Mordoras13794 жыл бұрын
@@miguelmontenegro3520 ah yes spinning is a good trick
@miguelmontenegro35204 жыл бұрын
@@Mordoras1379 Did you want a boy to pilot like an airforce officer?
@Mordoras13794 жыл бұрын
@@miguelmontenegro3520 I'm talking about the crappy over choreographed lightsaber fights And anakin should be dead not destroy a whole lucrehulk
@ZEPR0FESS0RR4 жыл бұрын
That was the worst fight I’ve seen in years. Perhaps it’s because I like actual Kung fu movies.
@VaniFoxOfficial6 жыл бұрын
Mark Hamill shitting on those Disney abominations is the best.
@nothingforgrantedPS235 жыл бұрын
Totally agree, Han and Alex are/were dicks. Mark has always been my favorite on and off screen. RIP Carrie Fisher, another gem.
@Deadly_Nightkid5 жыл бұрын
He is one of the first true fans.
@YEEESSSman8 ай бұрын
@@Deadly_NightkidYou're an idiot.
@The-Wolf-with-no-name4 жыл бұрын
Its f**king painful seeing Mark Hamill talking about how he felt about the direction his iconic character went. You can see he wanted to scream in rage about it but instead he was being as polite as he could be.
@judeyovichin73263 жыл бұрын
As an actor, it churns my heart
@butthz88503 жыл бұрын
That's some Jedi level restraint.
@v21532 жыл бұрын
The OT crew doesn't get one fucking scene together in the whole sequel trilogy. What...the...fuck?!
@ArghyadeepPal2 жыл бұрын
He controlled his inner Joker trapped within him (if you know what I mean)
@GenerationalGapp2 жыл бұрын
@@v2153 and now it could never happen again. They squandered their one chance in the universe to have all the OT characters back tofether
@bunnyattic00095 жыл бұрын
Chewie: You're coming with us Rey: He says you're coming with us Chewie: b**CH HE HEARD ME Gold XD
@dmc16736 жыл бұрын
You can literally see the hatred Mark has for this film in his eyes.
@dmc16736 жыл бұрын
+NOT Charmander a bit of a odd thing I noticed but Mark Hamill's older appearance looks like slavoj zizek. ;_;
@fightingmedialounge5196 жыл бұрын
Or like E;R said, the guy is just tired.
@RandomGuy-bx2wv5 жыл бұрын
_"I need someone...to show me my place."_ STAR WARS: RETURN TO THE KITCHEN I am rolling on the floor laughing
@reek40625 жыл бұрын
it's her natural place
@drdorito42425 жыл бұрын
Lmao same “THERE’S A GOOD GIRL”
@Hivatel5 жыл бұрын
In other words... ROFL
@timy91975 жыл бұрын
Chop chop lol
@DrCruel5 жыл бұрын
The Rebellion was doing much better until Princess Leia spend their whole budget on nose candy.
@akiramasashi93172 жыл бұрын
Honestly if the Emp- I mean, First Order, can conquer the galaxy on extremely limited resources, after just suffering a huge and humiliating defeat, all in the span of a few weeks, maybe they deserve to win.
@thaksjtube4 жыл бұрын
it's really sad to see that Mark Hammil genuinely cared about starwars, the concept of the jedi, and his character- and yet everything he said was pushed aside
@hans-ulrickalbright48674 жыл бұрын
It's an encapsulation of this movie: The actor who played and developed through a character for at least three years hates how his character is treated. The people who grew up with and loved that character hate it too. And they are both surrounded by garbage.
@brianii58094 жыл бұрын
@@hans-ulrickalbright4867 You could say the same thing for European culture
@hans-ulrickalbright48674 жыл бұрын
Brian II Don't let Dark Lizard Goddess Merkel catch you saying that.
@coinneachXO4 жыл бұрын
How would you react when someone takes the character that you played, cared for and were identified with and makes him a dumb bitch? Sequels should be known as The Tragedy of Mark Hamil.
@thinkwithurdipstick4 жыл бұрын
Hans-Ulrich Rudel bruh, the first one came out in 77 and the last one came out in 83. Make that more like 7 years if you account for all of the production, but he’s pretty much been synonymous with the character Luke Skywalker ever since. It was his crowning achievement, his biggest role, it’s been a huge part of his life for over 40 years and Rian just ripped ass all over it. What sucks is Hamill is legitimately the nicest guy, it’s a shame anyone ever thought to do this to him or that people sat around and watched it happen
@Delta-es1lg4 жыл бұрын
To steal a quote from someone else: "It's good and original, but the good parts aren't original, and the original parts aren't good."
@biggiecheese7264 жыл бұрын
GO AWAY NOW!
@triedandtooth4 жыл бұрын
Damn... That wordsmithing though. 👌
@gamingunner1284 жыл бұрын
Delta 118 huh?
@Ramsey276one4 жыл бұрын
Good one!
@yanivgalmor17474 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing that in a video which one was it
@TheCookieGamer5236 жыл бұрын
Rose sexually assualted Finn
@Sorakeyblademaster376 жыл бұрын
His look of horror when that fat, ugly, stupid bitch smooched him after getting all their friends killed.
@pnp0720006 жыл бұрын
@Xenovista This girl that I was trying to get at last month in University told me that only men are able to rape, and that women can't rape men or other women. I immediately lost interest in her and didn't ask her on a second date, not that she would say yes after my response to that lol.
@gottesurteil32016 жыл бұрын
The Crystal Gems would be proud.
@WorldWalker1286 жыл бұрын
@@pnp072000Good for you. She's clearly either delusional, stupid, or both.
@RevPerdueJosh6 жыл бұрын
WorldWalker128 I just call it liberal.
@TheFixer7103 жыл бұрын
"She learned everything in an hour and a half" well when you have horrible choreography yeah its easy. Those wide uncontrollable swings
@DrShaym6 жыл бұрын
51:31, Finn holds a blaster up to Captain Phasma's head to threaten her, but in The Last Jedi, we clearly see that her armor is blaster-proof. Finn used to work for her. Did he know her armor was blaster proof? Did _she_ know?
@UnfaithfulServant976 жыл бұрын
Dr Shaym - 37:38
@0mnicide6 жыл бұрын
The Phasma v Finn side plot (or lack there of) was the worst thing since my son.
@migvelv6 жыл бұрын
He’s pointing at her eye/neck, where the helmet leaves a gap
@sailorrenek78236 жыл бұрын
All stormtroopers armor is blaster proof to a degree. some of the trooper we seen get him was knock out, knock down, wind knocked out of them from the impact of the blast, others were killed cause the armor was over matched with the power of the blaster or hit in wear points. So even if Fin had it too her head the range of an inch may of over matched it or caused so mucg brain trama she would of died.
@casualhamburger96076 жыл бұрын
Lord Renek Gamer that makes absolutely no sense, if so why not just wait to shoot her till she gets close when fin faught her in TLJ?
@colers23665 жыл бұрын
I disagree that Katniss is a mary sue because of her bowmanship. She is most definitely one due to having 2 guys swooning over her while having the personality of a cartboard
@grahamlawson4025 жыл бұрын
Very true; a bland or indiscernible personality is definitely one of the most common traits of a Mary Sue. However, Katniss also comes across as a Mary Sue due to her apparent lack of motivation for winning the Hunger Games, aside of course from saving her little sister's life. There's also the fact that she is almost instantly trusted and admired by everyone she meets. Not to mention how Katniss becomes this pure and incorruptible symbol of hope, love, and rebellion against the totalitarian government of her world after winning only one tournament and doing almost nothing to justify that kind of notoriety.
@colers23665 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the books portray her a tad better in this; in the books the author actually makes clear that Katniss is deeply manipulative, cold and oppertunistic. Her inner thoughts actually give her a lot of depth and make clear that she is entirely out for herself and actually thinks things through a lot, and often thinks on the repercussions her murders have. But that still doesn't change that her outward personality is, in both the books and the movies, fucking cardboard.
@tabithaprovan9575 жыл бұрын
Yeah but she looks like Jennifer Lawrence. In a dingy post-apocalyptic hellhole, I'm surprised the entire district didn't want to date her.
@itspienoon78835 жыл бұрын
@@colers2366 I honestly hated her personality in the book. In the movie she's tolerable but in the book her cold attitude of not being able to make friends and her manipulating Gale to run away with him, lying to Peeta; it just comes off as a bitch to me.
@goosegirl9415 жыл бұрын
ur meme savior is here that’s what made her interesting, I kind of liked that our hero was a manipulative bitch. So much more realistic. Def not a Mary Sue
@BohemianKitsch5 жыл бұрын
"She is a genetic dead end, tho." I almost hit the floor.
@doughyjoey_87425 жыл бұрын
53:49
@whiskeysour11793 жыл бұрын
I think it's pretty odd that they picked a chick with a posh British accent to play a dirt-poor uneducated desert scavenger, when previously the British accent has been used mostly for Coroscanti or other sophisticated folks like Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, and Tarkin. But hey, I'm sure Shnoz figured Jedi=Brit
@doolittlecraftsmann3023 жыл бұрын
I read this whole thing, and all I can think about are Snozzberries, and if they taste like Snozzberries.
@imadrifter2 жыл бұрын
J E wwwww
@phonepunk78882 жыл бұрын
The lead in SW has always been an American. JJ's first crime.
@footychat39922 жыл бұрын
@@phonepunk7888 Hayden is Canadian and Ewan is Scottish. What the hell are you talking about? Google is your friend.
@baron3904 Жыл бұрын
@@footychat3992 Ewan was not the lead.
@ENIGMVTIK6 жыл бұрын
"You have no place in this story. You're nothing... But not to me" *muh-rey-SPLOOSH*
@zimriel6 жыл бұрын
+B T like... :puts on sunglasses:... 'Me And Michael'
@wd-type96436 жыл бұрын
Pft. Who needs supplies, allies weapons, training, stable command structure, and morale when you have *P L O T A R M O R*
@vincentfox49296 жыл бұрын
This is better than the actual movie.
@WorldWalker1286 жыл бұрын
Havne't watched it yet. I'll go get some popcorn.
@rossholt93526 жыл бұрын
I could nail my foreskin to a rusty sheet of iron and it would be better than the actual movie
@vincentfox49296 жыл бұрын
@@rossholt9352 that.....that's the most beautiful review of this movie.
@skypiratez6 жыл бұрын
John Smith waaaaay better
@medexamtoolscom6 жыл бұрын
And yogi is also smarter than the average bear.
@dawsonreum80963 жыл бұрын
Luke also missed multiple times before he hit the ties, while Rey only tries once.
@dawsonreum80963 жыл бұрын
Also how did Rose even get there, she was somehow ahead of Finn, even though we saw everyone turn around in their speeders?
@vm95226 жыл бұрын
"If we let our enemies kill us, we win" - Rice, 2017
@apricotmadness48506 жыл бұрын
“Rice” Lol 😂
@ravenwhiteduck31586 жыл бұрын
*rose
@lettucekisses6 жыл бұрын
Raven Whiteduck *rice
@YowLife4 жыл бұрын
When the actor understands his character better than the directer and writer. You know they are truly "one in 3,720."
@TheCommentor-4 жыл бұрын
Twinkle toes
@Therizinosaurus4 жыл бұрын
Mark prefered George Lucas to make the movie with, than anyone else. This shows how George knows his own franchise better than anyone else (duh). Yet people hate George for the prequel, because these so-called fans think they know the Star Wars franchise better than the very man who created the Star Wars universe himself. They think they know how a Star Wars movie should be, suddenly become a Star Wars expert. I said go eat those di$ney sequel turd.
@brosephnoonan2234 жыл бұрын
@@Therizinosaurus George Lucas is also the man who wanted the next films to be about the gang being shrunk down to go into Luke's body and fight some virus. He's also the man who greenlit the Clone Wars tv series, which was about 60% meaningless filler, 25% actual garbage, and 15% gold. He's also the man who caused several promising star wars game projects to be delayed with his executive meddling - yet was 100% behind Star Wars Kinect... I get that sucking off George Lucas is 'hip' with folks now that the mouse is parading the corpse of star wars around, but Ol' Daddy Georgie is full of equally stupid ideas for his franchise, as well as equally capable of snuffing out good ideas for it.
@Therizinosaurus4 жыл бұрын
@@brosephnoonan223 Except that he does not make any of those shits you mentioned. George Lucas to Star Wars is like JK Rowling to Harry Potter. You cannot protest, its his creation. What makes you think you are the only qualified Star Wars expert who knows how to make a SW movie than the man who created the universe himself??????
@paperjoker93914 жыл бұрын
Fancy seeing you here my man yowlife
@MattMusicianX4 жыл бұрын
"Luke takes Rey aside and reads her a Reddit post about how the Jedi are actually the bad guys." Geniusly accurate description.
@doolittlecraftsmann3023 жыл бұрын
How do I find this reddit post? I love this shit, (good guys being the bad guys) and have to read it.
@SpaceGoat31262 жыл бұрын
@@doolittlecraftsmann302 I mean there are plenty of videos and posts kind of going devil’s advocate for the sith and trashing the Jedi for a while.
@ironwraith8522 жыл бұрын
@@doolittlecraftsmann302 Going on about how villains were right, they always are.
@olotocolo Жыл бұрын
Well they are definitely not the good guys. Rather manipulative, power hungry cult strong arming the biggest coalition in galaxy. Still better than sith of course. And in many ways... right about stuff. In others blind as a bat or straight up counter-productive.
@looinrims Жыл бұрын
You love those ACKTUALLY morons who just want the fake internet points to feel validated and ‘intelligent’
@jimberjamber85402 жыл бұрын
It's been 4 years and I still crack up every time he says "Goy Boy". This video has aged like wine.
@Bruh-tw8uh7 ай бұрын
Watching this video now is a completely different experience to when I first watched it
@lukewarm17406 жыл бұрын
You left out this part; Mary Sue who grew up on a desert planet magically knows how to swim.
@nintendolegoboy6 жыл бұрын
lukewarm17 Wow you're right lol
@charlottewalnut31186 жыл бұрын
lukewarm17 You know that such a basic skill I didn’t even notice that
@EvaOwnsAll6 жыл бұрын
Maybe she swam in hydro-farms, like those that Luke's aunt and uncle had.... And then this is also on the spice planet from Dune with the giant underground aquifers. Hey maaaaan, that explains [starts spinning the screen] evvvvverythiiing.
@deltoroperdedor31666 жыл бұрын
FlashyHippie that sounds so much like an Adum gag
@mr.cuddlesworth31446 жыл бұрын
Do Oasis's exist on Tatooine and Jakku?
@archlordv34944 жыл бұрын
*"Bitch, he heard me."* _- Chewbacca, former-war-hero-turned-glorified-Uber-driver_
@doolittlecraftsmann3023 жыл бұрын
It would've been nice if Luke said something like, "I know what he said." Back to Ray.
@butthz88503 жыл бұрын
@@doolittlecraftsmann302 and how does Ray know how to speak Wookie in the first place?
@doolittlecraftsmann3023 жыл бұрын
@@butthz8850 How would I know?
@dylanlewis30386 жыл бұрын
I commented negatively online about The Last Jedi. Someone told me to “Shut up old man, you don’t understand this generation.” I’m 19. Odds are that the person calling me old was most likely older than me or at least my age. The Last Jedi sucked. Age has nothing to do with my opinion. The sequels have shit on the characters that I’m watched, read, and played with for years!
@BobofWOGGLE6 жыл бұрын
Shut up young man, you don't understand this generation.
@dylanlewis30386 жыл бұрын
Bob Woggle You’re right.
@JasonGodwin696 жыл бұрын
Dylan Lewis God, I know this feel. Nobody called me a sexist or old man for thinking Pokemon Black and White > Pokemon Sun and Moon!
@amfitness55986 жыл бұрын
I'm 38...but reading this post makes me think there is hope yet for young SW fan that haven't fallen into Disney's trap. Maybe just maybe...
@markokrstic35626 жыл бұрын
lex1247 lol nah, teens are already mostly pretty aware these movies are shit, but as for very later generations... like kids who are 10 now... well we can only hope they look back and realize how shitty these movies are after they grow up. Kinda like how I did. I watched prequels when I was a child, and I liked them. I thought *Anakin* was cool. *Anakin* Then I grew a little older and realized how bad it actually was. HOPEFULLY the same thing happens with these kids. Hopefully.
@Banjohh4 жыл бұрын
Ngl Adam Driver and Mark feel like the only actors that are trying
@bRETTfAVREatgbnyjmni3 жыл бұрын
Cmon Andy Serkis is giving it his all
@yooooo86003 жыл бұрын
@@bRETTfAVREatgbnyjmni Andy Serkis is always great
@blitzium7093 жыл бұрын
@@yooooo8600 oh yeah I was so interested in his character. Then they killed him and ruined it
@TheTGOAC2 жыл бұрын
I really respect Adam Driver for being a real actor and not letting this one character define his career. It's nice seeing him just being known as Adam Driver and not Kylo.
@alfalldoot67158 ай бұрын
Yeah Adam definitely got out the best from these films, and by that I mean he never refers to them ever lol
@noneofyourbusiness32886 жыл бұрын
I love how feminists praise this movie for having strong female character, when all I see are bad decisions made by female characters.
@shreddman87046 жыл бұрын
Apparently strength is using authority to only get your way and doing things that involve strength in the most literal sense as in picking up boulders and winning at swordfights.
@latrellmcknight20596 жыл бұрын
Cause they get off seeing women can mess up and yet have everything handed down to them while easily fixing everything ( even while they didn't really do much) and no consequences for their dumb-ass decision making
@uneterostardust82336 жыл бұрын
Well, they like it cause she is strong, i can understand it, powerful woman are not common on movies, But, being strong because you are a fucking deus ex maquina is totally bullllssssshhiiiittt. Strong female that deserves her force -lol- by her on effort>>>>>>>>> Strong female with power outed from her Ass.
@uneterostardust82336 жыл бұрын
@Un-broken and victorious Yup, just it. But most feminists don't care about how something will make the woman stronger, they just want it being bad or not.
@uneterostardust82336 жыл бұрын
@Un-broken and victorious Say this to rebbeca sugar...
@TheSenate66666 жыл бұрын
RIP Admiral Ackbar who was instantly substituted by some pink haired woman who couldn't come up with a plan, at least Ackbar knew it was a trap Edit: I didn't know i'd get over 500 likes, thanks guys!
@dasshaker23726 жыл бұрын
Until a month ago I never knew that it was Admiral Ackbar in either of these two movies... No dialogue or even a good shot at a name tag on a uniform to reveal it, at least not that I noticed... I'll have to watch TFA again I guess. In TLJ he was just referred to as "Admiral" by Leia before they were spaced.
@TheSenate66666 жыл бұрын
@@dasshaker2372 They do mention it for like 5 seconds, after Leia force flies her way into the ship, they say something like "The whole command including Admiral Ackbar were killed", if i remember correctly
@dasshaker23726 жыл бұрын
@@TheSenate6666 You're right. I had to check a minute ago, it's just before they introduce the incompetent Admiral. He deserved better.
@electricboxers90436 жыл бұрын
Feshiylife Luke already flew a T-16, which was very similar in controls to an X Wing, and he already has experience flying and shooting small targets like the Death Star hole back in Tatooine. I'd give in to the notion that the Rebellion had no reason to employ him, but my guess was that they were short on pilots and needed every man they could get their hands on. Plus, he already had saved Princess Leia, so she porbably had a hand in allowing the Rebels to trust and take in Luke.
@rolandfeussner18926 жыл бұрын
@Feshiylife "if people in movies acted logically they would be boring" Are you rian Johnson?
@mysterymastermind1756 жыл бұрын
A Mary Sue is a character without flaws: -They overcome every challenge perfectly on the first try without need for training -Everyone wants to either be their friend or make sweet love with them -Every character that doesn't like them is a one dimensional villain
@evanbohn6 жыл бұрын
we already knew tom cruise was a Mary
@nikkovalidor48906 жыл бұрын
Is Sheev a mary sue🤔🤔🤔 Btw i have read thousands of fanfics and the most forgotten characteristic of a mary sue is that whem theyre confronted with a supposed great burden they end up resolving it i under a single chapter or sometimes within the very same paragraph
@KaosNova26 жыл бұрын
Yes, Palpatine is an evil Mary Sue who got the death he deserved, and finally fell a long way down.
@tragedyplustime82713 жыл бұрын
@@nikkovalidor4890 Palpatine failed a lot of his plans (Like DSII's trap, or killing Obi-Wan & Yoda), is hated by pretty much everyone (Even back when he's chancellor) and I don't think Luke's one dimensional. So kinda the exact opposite lmao
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge27802 жыл бұрын
@@tragedyplustime8271 hes a anti sue
@mrhellothere41433 жыл бұрын
8:42 there was an important rule in the editing process for the first star wars films that helped them avoid this problem. every new element in a scene was introduced by something before it, so that the audience would always have a sense of familiarity and context while taking in new elements. the droids are introduced by the empire and princess leia scenes, then Luke is introduced after he runs into the droids, who we're already familiar with, and then we meet Obi-wan through Luke, etc. This editing tactic helped make the story easy to follow and made it feel grounded in reality. Everything was connected. The reason this non linear style of editing stands out so much is because it's in a star wars film, where we're unconsciously used to a very different form of storytelling
@antoninuslarpus71072 жыл бұрын
That's a really good point, modern shows/movies in general seem to have hapazard cuts in their editing which makes following the story very difficult and annoying. It's becoming less like a linear progression of events, each of which furthers the plot and more like a puzzle you need to piece together via multiple re-watches to fully enjoy.
@kielbasamage Жыл бұрын
I have been told that quite a few if not all shows and movies in Hollywood practice scrapbooking; they film several cuts and show each individual scene to an audience in a vacuum, and the best picks get Frankenstein’d together and sent to the silver screen. This, obviously, results in storylines that barely make sense, plot hooks being dropped or appearing out of the blue and things being segmented harder than a robot centipede.
@lukecreed57676 жыл бұрын
The sequels made me fall in love with the prequels.
@BleepingRelics6 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Now we can realize they make sense.
@comicsans16895 жыл бұрын
The prequels were never bad. Only low IQ fools that parrot the opinions of Mike Stoklasa hated the prequels, mostly because it was not the same as the OT. Those are the same people that praised TFA, so it is safe to discard their opinions.
@BleepingRelics5 жыл бұрын
@@comicsans1689 they aren't great either tbh. Episode III is good.
@comicsans16895 жыл бұрын
@BleepingRelics I can agree with that. Personally, Episode III was my favorite Star Wars movie.
@realerdealers19245 жыл бұрын
Luke Creed they make the prequels look like The Godfather
@SchneeflockeMonsoon5 жыл бұрын
Mark Hamill: “Jedi don’t give up, Jedi don’t run away.” Morons: “Uh.... Yoda and Ohbee One?” Literally anyone with four or more brain cells: “Oh, you mean the masters who went into hiding to preserve their knowledge from the all-encompassing empire while they waited for their only two hopes to grow up and be ready to learn, at which point they both came out of hiding to fight again?”
@good__person5 жыл бұрын
Pretty much the Lore explain that surviving Jedi went exile because the Empire literally hunt them.
@eldenlean52215 жыл бұрын
@Heavy Metal Collector the first order is so fucking wierd and nonsensical its hard to understand how the people who wrote this shit could legitimately give less of a fuck about what they are writing lmao. Its goes from fringe rebel group trying to rebuild a long dead empire from the ashes, to dwarfing the now dominant republic so fast its imposible not to ask, how tf where they ever a fringe group if they dominated the entire republic for no good reason in a matter of seconds. Deadass even when they lost all their army, recources and their strongest weapons they still body the republic. Luke knew snoke was not only a sith lord, but actively trying to seduce his young hunky nephew; did he not care that there was a creepy old alien man trying to rebuild an empire by luring in his young aprentices with space candy?Wtf.
@GigaChadh9765 жыл бұрын
*Obi Wan
@SchneeflockeMonsoon5 жыл бұрын
Francis Board Coppola “Yes, I know.” I was trying to make a point by purposefully misspelling.
@MaxLoafin5 жыл бұрын
@@GigaChadh976 Perceptive one are we? Lol. You see the words but fail to grasp the meaning. Context is important, always.
@bonzodog67lizardking155 жыл бұрын
How can Daisy call "Mary Sue" untrue when she can't even define the term?
@papershadow5 жыл бұрын
Mary Sue is bad therefore she can't possibly be playing one, or it would suggest she took on a bad role. As if no actor or actress in Hollywood has ever done that. Hell when it comes to sequels sometimes that bad role is a character who used to be good.
@DANRYX5 жыл бұрын
BonzoDog67 Lizardking she can't even define her own character.
@Beunibster5 жыл бұрын
she dumb
@Nachocuppajo5 жыл бұрын
“Mary Sue is Sexist because it has the name of a woman in it” Daisy Ridley makes even less sense than her character lmao
@thinkwithurdipstick5 жыл бұрын
papershadow69 i genuinely cannot think of a bad role that Clint Eastwood has ever played
@Atamastra4 жыл бұрын
"I need someone... to show me my place..." S T A R RETURN TO THE KITCHEN W A R S LOL I'm dead!
@squarek1233 жыл бұрын
They were basically asking for that joke
@travisadams62793 жыл бұрын
CHOP CHOP
@spider-man74823 жыл бұрын
@@travisadams6279 Theres a good girl
@godemperorletoatreidesii13183 жыл бұрын
@@squarek123 More like begging on their hands and knees
@doolittlecraftsmann3023 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind a short about a Jedi chef.
@jmac20506 жыл бұрын
Luke was raised on a farm, possible home schooled. Rey was abandoned on a desert planet, supposedly. At what age did her keeper, started charger her for food. How did she learn to speak English, droid, and wookie. How was her health and appearance maintained. What's with those arm stocking. Why did her parents trade her for drinking money, if they OWN a spaceship, or possible worked on one. Luke wanted to become a pilot, than a Jedi. Rey was born a pilot and a Jedi, so her only purpose is to be center of attention, and get mothers to buy both boys and girls Star War products.
@elgatochurro6 жыл бұрын
Plot convenience... I even hate when dnd players make a character without really thinking about how an upbringing might change them... You can really see the difference between people who were raised with a dark hateful upbringing vs those that were sheltered because the sheltered GLORIFY aspects of it... all that EDGE and none of the substance
@AudioGardenSlave1235 жыл бұрын
jmac2050 The arm stockings are for covering up Daisy's psoriasis. No joke, poor her and everyone with it, I don't wanna be an arse about it.
@guairefernandezamil40845 жыл бұрын
Luke destroyed the death start without pilot training or force training
@jmac20505 жыл бұрын
@@guairefernandezamil4084 don't know what movie you saw
@jof13915 жыл бұрын
She has as much depth as a drop of water.
@aNemetZzZ6 жыл бұрын
>The Sue is immunized against all dangers That one got me good
@HzrdHaze6 жыл бұрын
Zeem haha me too! Immediately liked the video after I heard that!
@robinbrobjer25946 жыл бұрын
Zeem didn't you notice "Gradually, I began to hate them"
@aNemetZzZ6 жыл бұрын
+robin brojber Well, I'm not THAT well-versed in propaganda literature. Good catch, though.
Most actors will never say anything bad about anything in the movie industry, gotta love Mark for just calling bullshit when he sees it. Also, that is the best fucking description of the problem with mary sues ever.
@kanchomerocks126 жыл бұрын
serioush what about Robert Pattinson?
@iug56726 жыл бұрын
Actually,many do,we just don't see it THAT often and when it happens...they get pretty...uhn,well,I guess there is no other word,"Opressed" into silence because of contracts,and bla bla bla,and these cases don't get AS famous(Mark's interviews about this only became really Viral once the movie came out and people with the opinion that it was bad did a little searching),these people who talk trash about the industry are forgotten in little to no time.
@NotMegaKOBuster2 жыл бұрын
41:10 is just one of the best moments in KZbin history: the tone of the voice, echo, pacing, etc. are the pure perfection. I can’t resist myself to rewatch this at lest 10 times a week
@KGisthename6 жыл бұрын
How is it different? Its longer... Mark Hamil is a fucking legend!
@sportyeight77696 жыл бұрын
i lost it when he said it for the second time.
@Tegelane56 жыл бұрын
It's something what Divine Rod would say :/
@nicholasleclerc15836 жыл бұрын
It’s longer ? “ *No..... no, that’s im..POssible !!! Noooo !!!* * wincing in pain *”
@theguybehindyou47626 жыл бұрын
He trolled Rian and Disney perfectly.
@Intrepid_Explorer6 жыл бұрын
*Your hate has made you powerful*
@kenronald67866 жыл бұрын
ִ too powerful
@chrislindsey33936 жыл бұрын
Your profile made me think i had a hair on my phone lol
@theoneandonly84036 жыл бұрын
Dude your profile picture made me thing for a second that I had a hair on my screen XD
@Kenshin63216 жыл бұрын
I originally read that as #ShitMasterrace XD
@gira46646 жыл бұрын
ִ I thought your profile was a hair on my screen
@pibloackbar54206 жыл бұрын
"did you just assume we need a plan". Absolute mad man xD
@NexusKin6 жыл бұрын
Go mansplain somewhere else!
@dangopop24646 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHA absolut mad lad lol
@Rando_Shyte6 жыл бұрын
Im the Admiral now and YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH IT
@DutchmanDavid6 жыл бұрын
Good old "Admiral Genderstudies"!
@akosv966 жыл бұрын
Not only that he gets fucking shot afterwards. Lel
@astronomydemon63123 жыл бұрын
Comparing fanfictions to the latest star wars movies is frankly insulting Fanfiction writers actually care about the source, and some of them actually have talent.
@seblorkhan26183 жыл бұрын
Ive read crack fics with better writing than this trilogy
@tanner201x82 жыл бұрын
@Anakin Skywalker CW If you think the billions of fanfics made are all terrible then you aren’t very smart
@phonepunk78882 жыл бұрын
Hard to imagine most fan fiction writers would allow Rey/Han to finish each other's sentences the way they do in TFA. That's hack writing.
@TheAnonymousIndividual2 жыл бұрын
Fan-Fiction is cringe lol, it's written by desperate and lonely women wanting to self-insert themselves as the love interest of the main protagonist and/or a cope and justification for the awful writing of the movie, comic, game, etc. their fan-fiction is based off of. In reality, Rian 'Small Hat' Johnson giving a metaphorical middle finger to every single fan-fiction is HYSTERICAL and DESERVED. But still, Disney destroyed Star Wars beyond repair, I've been saying this since 2014 (a whole year before The Farce Engorges).
@tanner201x82 жыл бұрын
@@TheAnonymousIndividual Sounds like someone only read the worst of the worst FanFiction and thinks that applies to every single piece of FanFiction ever written
@cappy22825 жыл бұрын
Mark was sooo salty about how they treated Luke...he was in a tough spot
@TheHeroRobertELee5 жыл бұрын
For damn good reason too
@doughyjoey_87425 жыл бұрын
24:51
@nay46585 жыл бұрын
He is so brutally honest, its hilarious: 'it's longer"
@GenericGooner5 жыл бұрын
It’s very sad for him. He signed the contract probably in the hope of having one last special film with the character that made him and that he adores. Then Disney shafted him and forced him to perform the script he hated. Would have been ruined financially if he had refused. So he was held to ransom to bury his character. Soul destroying
@Nate_the_Nobody5 жыл бұрын
To be honest, with all clips I saw about him talking about the new Star wars, it was clear as day that he absolutely despised them, so I'm wondering why he even signed on to be in the new ones. Well, actually, I guess just the paycheck could have been his sole motivation, I don't know how much he made off it, but if he was paid anything substantial in the first film for literally like 3 seconds of screen time then I guess that's still a deal for him
@DezorianGuy6 жыл бұрын
Leia: "We have everything we need. A Mary Sue. We can't lose."
@NexusKin5 жыл бұрын
That couldn't be any more accurate! Rey will ascend to the level of Captain Marvel and she will be flying while breathing in space and destroying multiple gargantuan spaceships with just her force powers and lightsaber! Oh, and obviously she'll kill Kylo Ren without even breaking a sweat!
@markopusic82585 жыл бұрын
Naaah she won't kill Kylo Ren, she will develop a light force aura so strong it will obliterate Kylo's darkness and then she'll make him sacrifice himself to reach redemption before doing the """"hard"""" work anyway since she needs no man
@bigbugjpeg6 жыл бұрын
The Virgin twenty minute review vs The Chad hour & fifteen minute review
@imasiontist6536 жыл бұрын
big papa top kek
@trabuco96 жыл бұрын
Nice Twitter post
@stopdropandroll6 жыл бұрын
What do you call mauler's 5 hour review?
@bigbugjpeg6 жыл бұрын
Follow me @BigSkoot trabuco9
@marshallemmet13665 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the “offensive” jokes, this makes it a 100% Chad!
@flower_girl49833 жыл бұрын
Yes, the original trilogy changed directors but remember those guys were working with each other the entire time, there were all familiar with one another. They even co-wrote the script. They weren't too totally different people like JJ and Rian.
@Miralage6 жыл бұрын
I think you missed a point about Luke. Luke as a character went to the FUCKING DEATH STAR to rescue the MOST EVIL MAN ALIVE because he SENSED SOME LIGHT SIDE STILL IN HIM. This guy. This fucking character. Heavily considered MURDERING HIS NEPHEW IN HIS SLEEP because he felt the dark side in him. That is the greatest betrayal of the character in my eyes. And I think that is one the reasons why Mark Hamill 'fundamentally disagreed' with the character choices.
@ayylmao5756 жыл бұрын
Miralage And pretty hypocritical considering Luke almost killed his dad after he used the dark side to beat him.
@cyaegha2936 жыл бұрын
Ayy Lmao chopping someone hand off is not the same as killing someon especialy a family member indiana jones will never cry or beg for mercy in a fist fight elen ripley will never leave her love one to save herself and luke skywalker will never kill his family that is what make them being a characer and you better bridge the gap to change that
@ayylmao5756 жыл бұрын
momiji lily I’m not talking about chopping his dads hand off, Luke was tempted by the dark side in that duel.
@ayylmao5756 жыл бұрын
The Ghost of Gotham The second half of your post could be cut off and nothing of value would be lost.
@KaiserMattTygore9276 жыл бұрын
That pissed me off so much, there was no way in Hell Luke would do a 180 like that, especially with the flimsy ass reasons that they gave.
@GT-wj3gl6 жыл бұрын
You're like the only person who even mentions that the resistance should be winning the war, rather than somehow being on the brink of extinction after Episode 7
@themini_b6 жыл бұрын
I mean.. they did specify that the system they destroyed was where the New Republic's government was based... It'd be like nuking D.C. technically we'd still have a government but we'd be hurting hard. Not necessarily defending TLJ, but they kinda did cover this one.
@maarten92726 жыл бұрын
@@themini_b The US consists of more than just Washington DC, you know that right? They really aren't going to collapse when their capital gets nuked.
@-JaggedGrace-6 жыл бұрын
@@themini_b The problem is that I have no idea how big the actual Republic was, they don't even give me any hints in the movies, and forget about anything concrete.
@Stigma-ba1156 жыл бұрын
@@-JaggedGrace- Exactly. And there in lies a major problem in the world building, or lack thereof.
@Manglet7625 жыл бұрын
47:51 "The choreography is fine, creative." Shadiversity: Lemme stop ya right there.
@mr.mcthicc10735 жыл бұрын
Shadiversity just completely annihilated that choreography
@oOclonOo5 жыл бұрын
Or every one with eyes
@quplet5 жыл бұрын
E;R did say on Twitter that he regrets saying that.
@2ndairborneguy7904 жыл бұрын
@@quplet even a black neonazi like e;r can change
@frenchsoldier84854 жыл бұрын
Shadiversity: *laughter* you dumb bitch (meme, if I need to point that out)
@goldeneye16893 жыл бұрын
I loved the example that you gave, like Iroh sneaking into his nephew's room and making his face symmetrical is one of the best jokes and comparison I've heard by far, nearly killed me and yet it makes so much sense
@ConceptART-Dagas5 жыл бұрын
I like it how Finn imediatly closed his mouth before Rose had a chance to put her tongue inside
@CoconutFromNekopara4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I think he looked appalled by the kiss
@faselessnobuddy3 жыл бұрын
He racist
@christianboi21423 жыл бұрын
@@faselessnobuddy what
@doolittlecraftsmann3023 жыл бұрын
Id be down for a kiss from Rose, no homo.
@butthz88503 жыл бұрын
@I tru fax. In many Asian countries, the women want half white babies, for social status.
@Minotaur_5 жыл бұрын
"Last Jedi" is a masterpiece. An ode to failure. Rian Johnson is a genius, of failure. Best failed movie of the last decade.
@zoltanz2885 жыл бұрын
Dont you mean worst failed.
@Fl4co0555 жыл бұрын
Zoltan Z but its so bad that its the best failed movie
@adrianhilde56526 жыл бұрын
Rey is more of a Mary Sue than Mary Sue. I think we have to rephrase the term to "a Rey". And yes, Rey is definately a Rey.
@samgreenblatt70746 жыл бұрын
Even the original Mary Sue was at least written satirically.
@mariobadia45536 жыл бұрын
Adrian Hilde What?
@MWcrazyhorse6 жыл бұрын
Ma Rey Sue.
@calebbilling49846 жыл бұрын
Mario, look up "A Trekkie's Tale" on TVTropes. It'll give you the shorthand version.
@diegokaqui606 жыл бұрын
it already happened men.....MA-REY SUE
@awandererfromys16802 жыл бұрын
What was even more painful than seeing my childhood hero being character-murdered on the big screen like that, was the reaction of Mark Hamill. Of all the franchises they've burned down in the last decade or so, that broke my heart.
@shotgunpete51176 жыл бұрын
"Remember when it took Luke forever to lift a single X-wing from a swamp during his training?" *ACKCHUALLY* Luke never lifted the X-wing from the swamp and claimed it to be impossible. Then Yoda did it and Luke still said he "didn't believe it", which is why he failed. Meanwhile *MaaaaaaReeeeeey SueeeeeeEEEEEE* is lifting literal dozens of giant boulders the size and weight of an X-wing each around like it's fucking nothing.
@thibaldus36 жыл бұрын
It's like Abrams' new Death Star (bigger, and more lasers, and more, AND MOOOOOOOORE !!!!!!!) ...With no respect for lore, coherence, or continuity.
@half-lifescientist19916 жыл бұрын
Shotgun Pete If her training process had taken as long as Luke's in the OT, wouldn't that just be retreading old ground? And wasn't retreading old ground everyone's problem with Force Awakens?
@shotgunpete51176 жыл бұрын
The problem with Force Awakens is that all it does is hit the same notes with the same type of characters out of nostaliga obligation to please the fans, but for me as a fan that fell flat because the story and characters weren't as compelling and interesting. It uses all the same iconic imagery the same way the prequels copied the originals. I think the problem is mostly that people want a Star Wars movie, it doesn't have to be a copy-paste of the original story. But the elements that made Star Wars great need to be there, such as the magick of The Force. Yoda as a character personified this mysticism so well because he was a mysterious little creature who turned out this great Jedi Master that could do stuff with The Force that Luke couldn't even believe were possible, which is why he FAILED. His character was so much more interesting than Rey's because he had to learn and grow, but you rooted for him to succeed because he was relatable and likeable, despite his flaws. Not having Luke actually TEACH Rey anything made him look like a schmuck, they totally ruined his character just because the plot required him to be secluded on an island *JUST LIKE YODA, HOW ABOUT THAT SHIT* to hit those same notes. But it falls flat because it a)doesn't make sense b)he doesn't even train her c)the whole plot of the last movie started around a map to find him, so why doesn't he wanna be found? The movie just doesn't make any sense and it's not a real Star Wars movie just because it copies the story line of the originals. And her lack of training and ability to just know how to use all the right Force tricks when the plot requires it does make Rey a Marey-Sue character. Which is just delicious irony considering half the "fanbase" consists of college millennials who are pissing themselves with hype and just screaming "MUH SEXISM" when someone correctly points out that all of this does make her a Ma-Rey Sue character. I'm 28 and I already feel I'm getting too old for this shit. Member when watching a Star Wars movie wasn't making a political statement on social issues? The prequels were bad enough on their own merit, but now it's just turning Star Wars into a profit-making commercial circus of fangirling and darkside-tendencies hatred towards Disney for committing necrofelia at a Star Wars open-casket funeral. And all the magick of the original is completely forgotten in these movies, because nobody is learning about The Force anymore, including the audience.
@caseyhudson49296 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he said it took him forever meaning he still hasn't done it till this day :p
@shotgunpete51176 жыл бұрын
That's another way to interpret it that makes me look like a schmuck for rebutting the statement, yes xD
@wlthomas676 жыл бұрын
So, kill off a character who's actor is still alive while keeping a character whose actor has died......wtf?
@NexusKin6 жыл бұрын
Well, Leia is a woman, and Han and Luke were men, so therefore to serve the Feminazi agenda, both of them had to die. Also, Leia is General Leia now, not Princess Leia, and was the sole head of the Rebellion, while Han and Luke were deadbeat losers who died alone and broken. It's ok, she did just fine without them anyway. She's a strong, independent woman who don't need no man!
@peposo76 жыл бұрын
Carrie Fisher died after the movie product was finished. Unexpected.
@isodoublet6 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, CGI Carrie Fisher will never leave us.
@thedon70826 жыл бұрын
Chronocide to be fair, Carrie Fisher died AFTER this movie was filmed. they had no way of knowing she would die. as far as they knew, she would have been there for episode IX.
@nicholasleclerc15836 жыл бұрын
Chronocide Because Carie Fisher is a woman
@ttimetotroll6 жыл бұрын
30:01 E;R legit predicted that people will "make baseless assumptions about him"
@y17516 жыл бұрын
WAAGh
@y17516 жыл бұрын
@Un-broken and victorious WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGH
Imagine hiring a "Martial Arts Master" to teach someone how to swing a lightsaber like a 10 year old with a baseball bat.
@bobbyshmurda16226 жыл бұрын
29:24 “I’m rooting for the space Nazis now.” Is that what the media was freaking out about?
@mixedbagclips25115 жыл бұрын
😂
@cz74255 жыл бұрын
No it was probably the many shots at Jewish people.
@Snooopy285 жыл бұрын
@Sándor Tóth BOI Youre Hungarian Nem hittem volna hogy találok E;R nézőt ily módon
@migkillerphantom5 жыл бұрын
he is literally spouting /pol/ memes throughout the video, though. 32:34 is an infamous Hitler quote about Jews, for example. I don't mind because I don't really like people of the negro persuasion, but you might want to be aware of this.
@Endeva095 жыл бұрын
@@migkillerphantom "I dont really like people of the negro persuasion" lmfao what the actual fuck.
@nicholasleclerc15836 жыл бұрын
2:47 Random asker: “How is this movie any different from the others ?” ... ... .. Mark Hamil (Luke): “It’s longer.” 😂🤣😂😂🤣👏👏😭😭👏🤣😂
@83Porsche982Sforsale6 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Leclerc ha! That was funny! Love Hamill in all his interviews. He tows the line but slips in jibes where appropriate. He knows we still love him
@nicholasleclerc15836 жыл бұрын
@Not, Not Sure Good, GOD ! I've never received so many likes in all my life ! 11 is not a lot for some, but for me, it is ! Edit : HOLY SHIT 641 LIKES !!!!! 2nd Edit : *_HOLY SHIT 768 LIKES !!!!!!_*
@johngrimm11035 жыл бұрын
@joseph watson When he signed on for the movies, Lukas was still in charge, then he sold the Star Wars and Hamill along with it. He was under contract, only way out is to break it, and you DO NOT break contracts in the US of A or anywhere else, there is no higher crime in the eyes of the corporate LAW!
@Leonardo-wz6oi5 жыл бұрын
Bet he wanted to say "it sucks"
@metalmugen5 жыл бұрын
@joseph watson According to some leaks the whole GB 2016 thing was because Sony hijacked the project from Reitman's hands and gave it to Feig and because legal bullshit the original actors where obligated to be in it and kinda shill the movie. Pretty obvious if you see Ackroyd before and right after the film released
@steveouk901266 жыл бұрын
34:00 - Rey is a white girl with perfect hair, all her shiny white teeth, well-hydrated skin and no scars, body marks, tattoos, or other signs of having grown up living on her own, in poverty, as a scavenger, essentially homeless & surrounded by low-lifes, who speaks in refined, received pronunciation English with a posh accent, because... she's _not_ a Mary Sue? Have you _met_ homeless people? Anyone who ever lived in the desert?
@internetperson26856 жыл бұрын
+トロール Isn't it the liberal youth that glorify the concept of voluntary homelessness and vagrancy, while still going to expensive coffee shops and getting expensive haircuts?
@funkoxen6 жыл бұрын
posh? she sounds like she comes from kent. middle class drama school that's what her accent is. not RP.
@justinokraski37966 жыл бұрын
I almost wonder if her and Jyn Erso should've switched places
@funkoxen6 жыл бұрын
I suspect both actresses were considered for both parts and If that is the case, they made the wrong one. Jyn isn't a better character, shes got all the mary sue qualities and zero depth but Felicity Jones is better, as she can act and is likable.
@steinmaniac79206 жыл бұрын
Steve of Unknown Kadath I don't think that that factors into her being a Mary Sue, it's just lazy writing and acting. =|
@clarkkent42453 жыл бұрын
Thank God, I accidentally stumbled upon this masterpiece. I haven't laughed so much already for a long time. I'm glad that, besides me, someone else noticed the purest propaganda in the disney trilogy. This was the main purpose of the company, and of course the money.
@the-trustees4 жыл бұрын
There is one part of TLJ that confirms Rey's sue-ism conclusively... how does the desert dweller know HOW TO SWIM?!?
@cutler_beckett3 жыл бұрын
Better yet, how does she know how to sail in Episode IX?
@the-trustees3 жыл бұрын
@@cutler_beckett How does she know how to swim (and not drown) in TLJ? :O
@Youllpayforthat3 жыл бұрын
@@the-trustees i think the sailing is more of a question, a dog can jump in water for the first time and stay afloat via dog paddling and although its stretching it to say she knows how to swim id say she could atleast figure something like a dog paddle would keep her afloat, swimming isnt rocket science if you arent a child figuring it out for the first time
@thecensoredmuscle5633 жыл бұрын
@@cutler_beckett not just any sailing, she was sailing hurricane type waves. That is insanely hard even for an advanced sailer. Lol
@butthz88503 жыл бұрын
@@Youllpayforthat no, gonna disagree with you there. Hit the water with clothes on, and the first thing that happens is you sink. Doggie paddling is not something people do by instinct; our body isn't shaped like a dog's. Without swimming instruction, we sink and we drown. So, on a dessert planet, where did Rey learn not to drown, whist wearing clothes?
@theoriginaldylangreene6 жыл бұрын
E:R not only did you watch this terrible movie so we didn't have to, you travelled all the way to a movie theatre in some Asian country to do it! You spoil us.
@bryanmanuel49456 жыл бұрын
He is the KZbinr KZbin deserves but not the one it need's right now.
@mahouyin6 жыл бұрын
I watched it with no expectations of the movie at all. I came out disappointed.
@mr.cuddlesworth31446 жыл бұрын
Hi Crow.
@mikhi78666 жыл бұрын
Poor guy, must have paid so much for the ticket :/
@BelieveIt10516 жыл бұрын
That's E;R, not E:R.
@colecovw.21716 жыл бұрын
The Last Jedi was clearly a Romulan plot to start a war.
@NFS00386 жыл бұрын
They succeeded. There ain't no neutral zone anymore
@kakarotlifted73026 жыл бұрын
They have no honor.
@chrisjobson95445 жыл бұрын
I see what you did.....wait, what?
@adammangold13925 жыл бұрын
A star war ?
@matteodeg112115 жыл бұрын
Duuuuuuuuuuuuude
@GoldenEra_Physique2 жыл бұрын
“This is not Hoth people. It is not Hoth. Anyways on Hoth…” - Mauler