The Disasters Of 2024

[@johnsalamii]

- Pyro fans create a new joke - Fans run that joke to the ground - Pyro complains about how his fans ran that joke to the ground, then saying that chat has one bit - After seeing all of these happen some guy makes a post on r/Pyrocynical complaining about Pyro's fanbase - A part of his fanbase start leaving comments like "i hate pyro's fanbase" on PyroLIVE and TV channel - Joke eventually dies off

[@TheNaima1024]

truly an ouroboros moment

[@WoffleStomp]

- repeat

[@RandomBoi-nd5zf]

Self inflation moment

[@DanielStefan-y9d]

-It fell öff!

[@KazeAkiyama]

Is this the new bit?

[@mamadrxgon]

Literally funniest joke in the whole video: 😶 Pyro stares emotionless at the camera for two seconds: 💀

[@jakestaheli8532]

The only disaster of 2024 is how much pyro is dragging metros boomin

[@JoshuaGuzz]

of course he'd take a hard line stance against weight loss drugs smh

[@geschichtemann6247]

Kind of annoying how he doesn't really understand the nothing happens joke, it's not about denying major incidents don't happen but that they always remain just incidents and nothing permanent changes of a scale as large as people would expect it too, the status quo remains the same no matter how many incidents

[@Daniel-zc5lf]

This joke/meme/cope undermines suffering or effort of people. Like tell someone who is from war zone that nothing ever happens. I fled my country because of high risk of persecution of speaking against the govt. primarily Putin. At the same time cancer vaccination research advanced as side effect of COVID-19 research. This phrase actually means "Nothing ever happens to me".

[@holukisp-9088]

Yeah because a revolution in Syria is maintaining the status quo…???

[@KazeAkiyama]

See, you're right, but the funny frog avatar cannot be taken seriously.

[@JordanWayneBrooks]

@@KazeAkiyama i think it backs him up as a credible source

[@TheTiredhermit]

Thanks for the slop I was just looking for a video to add to my wagie wagie playlist

[@bebussound7991]

relatable

[@din1804]

2024 situation is insane

[@mikkelsonne3171]

the ads on here are disastrous

[@Miductions]

The 2024 situation is insane!

[@IvanMarkovich4K60FPS]

How tf u doubled the whole video

[@el_dorito3178]

Inflation

[@Jms_Hcy]

by trying not to be hassan, or sssniperwolf, or asmongold, or xqc, or - i could go on. he tries to add things to the video. he tries to be transformative. emphasis on *_tries_*. whether or not he does it well is up to interpretation.

[@menproductions4941]

he tries not to just reupload the orginal video

[@Sternraum]

Refried slop! Get your refried slop here!

[@zerphyxios]

The biggest disaster is his receding hairline

[@RotcodFox]

Bro actually unironically pays for twitter 💀

[@CallofFreaky]

That’s what the members shill their money to 😭😭

[@izzy14t]

no views in 9 seconds fell off

[@TheMedjed-k9n]

No original comments in 3 years, we fell off

[@Cptspeztic]

Get a better joke

[@owencooper2756]

​@TheMedjed-k9n bru you fell off

[@Anniehater]

izzy, sweety, NINE SECONDS??? how

[@EZCOMPn]

It’s 2025 😭

[@arenomusic]

We got Syrian Spongebob at the fall of the Assad regime before GTA VI

[@CallofFreaky]

14:01 when he brought it up I went “oh yeah the Jew hole” but I realised how inappropriate that sounds. Pyro doesn’t seem to think so

[@arenomusic]

I completely forgot about this and it's so funny

[@AbjectOyster38]

37:45 "i pay for twitter", his point exactly

[@lucabutler4205]

Have a good day pyro

[@marcelborgjohansen5356]

Pyro needs a reality check, when that happens, I will accept his opinion on the Deadpool movie

[@BFry-l2n]

Metros boomin situation is insane

[@makoyako_]

pyro video i see i click (pyro youve been an awesome person i love to see anything you post its very entertaining and amazing, love you pyro keep up the amazing work)

[@CinePlayChronicles]

They missed the biggest disaster of 2024, Pyro's hairline

[@XavvBavv]

HE SAID CYNICAL HE SAID THE THING THE THING IN HIS NAME

[@swarthyneeky]

the chin doubles

[@julianh0990]

Hi Pyro! I have been a viewer for about 4 years now. I rarely leave comments but I just wanted to say it was so great to hear that you converted to Islam! Truly amazing!

[@drunkenxkamikaze9509]

If we rewind the tape at around 54:20 pyro did indeed fall for the Mosad agent real name ELI COPTER joke 😂

[@Arbar234]

the orginial video is 1.5 hrs long, pybro actually yapped for an entire hour 💀💀

[@kaniculture]

i pray for a day when this man chews with his mouth closed

[@anthonyhershberger8441]

just found your other channel whooo more pyro vids

[@biwo]

Aint no way bro thinks we are gonna watch this 2.5 hour slop

[@thatguyconnah]

get ready for the breaking bad slop

[@CallofFreaky]

Holy shit I didn’t even see how long it was

[@mamadrxgon]

yes, we are

[@MaTaMaDia]

bro does not speak for us

[@goofymax0656]

Views, seconds 67? Fallen.

[@Jms_Hcy]

fun fact: the olympics opening ceremony was not a parody of christians. it was very obviously a depiction of the feast of dionysus. but twitter doesn't care. twitter just saw something to get angry at.

[@sergeant_archdornan]

Twitter users when they could do a bit of research to quill their anger: 😠

[@VankoGN]

He should fix his chat overlay, none of the messages he reads out appear on the screen

[@sordwriath_productions]

4k views in 1 hours, pyro truly has comeback

[@Asango]

1:41:34 He really didn't leave enough of a pause after that one...

[@Coldlys]

this is almost as long as a marvel movie 😭

[@dlihcd.nargsnamesiw3782]

New slop drop, absolute cinema✋🗣️🤚(wtf I just watched the length of a movie)

[@an_0_mal1ce6]

Honestly I think this shows that humans aren’t necessarily built to thrive all the time. Survival is practically a given for most people and I’m not sure our instincts will ever fully adjust to that. I’m no expert so I could be entirely missing the mark, but I wouldn’t be surprised it that’s the case

[@ItsJustMeTheGrace]

29.1k in 12 hours pyro has truly peaked

[@henrikbuchholz1983]

i cant get over this sweater

[@yuriislife2381]

such a great video about climate change

[@Im_Jakon]

I thought this was Tommy innit

[@TeaBroski]

2 and a half hours of slop, 10/10

[@Baerchenization]

Pyro needs to watch more news, his reactions are shocking.

[@talion2226]

the english man constantly rent free about the rest of the uk

[@WWNbroadcasts]

1:06:39 literal synthetics from alien 😭

[@wholelottanothing2]

2:17 wow ma0 appearance

[@thislitpoppy1266]

22:15 sleeper code activated

[@handlebar4520]

he's built like a cannon ball after eating too much lunchly 💀💀

[@RandomAutist]

Slopman ah ah, fighter of the Contentman ah ah. The Slopman cometh.

[@brockjennings2486]

THANK YOU FOR THIS be my best friend bro😭🤝

[@AG3W]

This is the Slop channel for your slop channel.

[@B0NE_B0I]

I'm happy to say i recognized less and less as time went on, officially no longer chronically online

[@BossSkyfall]

what happened? nothing ever

[@Gooniath]

53:43 pyro almost losing it

[@CallofFreaky]

I saw a black swan once

[@w12wef]

Slop, also wasnt there an american remake of the platform or a number 2?, need a video on it

[@wheelslip-pc1kt]

i feel like im playing half life

[@pogodemon7520]

12:10 lobotomy corporation mentioned in chat

[@phybrix1459]

1:24:38 argathanian jumpscare right there

[@zappyhalo567]

1:51:13 This is the only reason i might check it out

[@Basser_]

If you shit talk the rizzler I'm out.

[@ChungusClips7]

Havent watched this yet but how dare you say the rizzler is a disaster

[@ionicArcana]

Let’s go 2 hour slop

[@CallofFreaky]

16:00 this is just the trump tower climber again

[@niko-oO_O]

Saying Ethan was on Ozempic is insane. He has been very open about being borderline anorexic through his entire weight loss journey

[@wilkoz6119]

he didnt

[@ModelWingsForever]

2 hour Andy

[@wiredcel]

21:41 touhou hijack

[@icedko8550]

Climate Change Warning ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️

[@bluekaiokenobama]

holy slop, time to speedrun terraria to this shit

[@saucedad695]

Nawh pyro you need to by oil and gas stock in the us it about to go up hella 😂🙏🏻

[@zincthecollie2530]

CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED

[@CallofFreaky]

38:06 pyro actually being funny, this is crazy ?

[@BenisMannn]

climatechange

[@mechavulcan300]

Holy shit, I was in labor when Fortnite came out

[@RichieD993]

1:29:05 Car Sex 2? They stole that shit

[@zerphyxios]

I think youve sunk more money into furry commisons than any disaster could cost

[@ihadnogoodideasforanamelmao]

i need fent

[@miquelllorca8308]

Talked about dubai floods but didnt mention valencia??? kinda cringe tbh edit: spoke too soon lol

[@kpops_is_fab]

The climate change note is so on brand

[@pritamshetty4685]

Traumatising meme year

[@needsleepi2445]

2 h long slop video god bless me

[@scarfbit7354]

classic pyro, made an hour and a half long video into a two and a half hour video.

[@ghouldubs]

ofc pyro would put someone fat in the thumbnail

[@VlazeSkylax]

The Happenings of 2024

[@Noodledu]

no views in 1 minute bro fell off

[@j-Gappy-h]

Twenty twenty twenty four vision

[@sauasy_6220]

Pyro chungus

[@gto_jojolion7021]

L rage bait about deadpool and wolverine

[@reddseth9733]

Slopenheimer Entertainment

[@Eco-sv3uk]

Less than 1k veiws in 9 min bro actually fell off😞

[@rambhuller]

anyone here in 2024

[@r3nd3r1n9]

same bro

[@Gr0vity]

only 1250 in 19 minutes, fell ouf

[@Zoe-ww3gv]

damn never been this early before

[@N00b0died]

12 minutes and less than 1 mil views😥. the slop has truly sloppened too much, stopping people from slurping the slop; slopplings cant develop and are eating slopcynicals original slopability. The slop cycle is about to slop. RIP slopcycle😭😢😥😰😨😰😥😢😭☹🙁😟😕

[@N00b0died]

"Nobody pray for slop It been that slop for slop Way Yeah, slop! Ayy, I remember syrup slop and crime allowances Finesse on 'em with some slop, but now I'm slop this Parmesan where my slop lives, in fact, I'm slop this D'USSÉ with my slop tastes like Kool-Aid for the analysts Girl, I can buy yo' slop the world with my slop I know that it's slop, won't you sit it on my slop bluds? I get way too slop once you let me do the slop Pull up on your slop, then break it down, we playin' Tetris A.m. to the slop, p.m. to the a.m., slop Eat up your slop, you just gotta hate 'em, slop If I quit your slop, I still ride Mercedes, slop If I quit this slop, I still be the greatest, slop My left stroke just went slop Right stroke put lil' slop in a slop Soprano C, we like to keep it on a slop note It's levels to it, you and I slop Tell 'em, be slop (hol' up) Sit slop (hol' up, hol' up, lil', hol' up) Be slop (hol' up) Sit slop (hol' up, sit slop, lil', sit slop, lil') Be slop (hol' up, hol' up) Sit slop (hol' up, hol' up, lil', hol' up) Be slop (hol' up) Sit slop (hol' up, hol' up, hol' up) Be slop (hol' up, hol' up) Sit slop (hol' up, hol' up, lil', hol' up, lil') Be slop (hol' up) Sit slop (hol' up, sit slop, lil', sit slop, lil') Be slop (hol' up, hol' up) Sit slop (hol' up, hol' up, lil', hol' up) Be slop (hol' up, hol' up) Sit slop (hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up) Who dat slop thinkin' that he frontin' on slop? (slop) Get the slop off my slop, I'm the Sandman (Sandman) Get the slop off my (ayy), that ain't slop I make a slop blowing up your whole slop I'm so, so sick and slop of the slop Show me somethin' slop like slop on Richard Pryor Show me somethin' slop, I wanna feel some slop marks Still I take you slop right on your slop couch in Polo slop Ayy, this slop way too slop, ayy, you do not slop me, ayy I blew slop from AC, ayy, Obama just slop me, ayy I don't fabricate slop, ayy, most of y'all be slop, ayy I stay slop 'bout it, ayy, she elaborate it, ayy This that slop Poupon, that Evian, that TED Talk, ayy Watch my slop speak, you let the meds slop, ayy If I kill a slop, it won't be the slop, ayy I'm the realest slop, after slop Tell 'em, be slop (hol' up) Sit slop (hol' up, hol' up, lil') Be slop (hol' up) Sit slop (hol' up, sit slop, lil', sit slop, lil') Tell 'em sit slop (hol' up, hol' up, lil' hol' up) Be slop (hol' up) Sit slop (hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up) Be slop (hol' up, hol' up) Sit slop (hol' up, hol' up, lil' hol' up, lil') Be slop (hol' up) Sit slop (hol' up, sit slop, lil', sit slop, lil') Be slop (hol' up, hol' up) Sit slop (hol' up, hol' up, lil' hol' up) Be slop (hol' up, hol' up) Sit slop (hol' up, hol' up, hol' up)" - slopcycle probably

[@unbidweevil25]

17000 views after 7 hours he fell off

[@jobhoeflaak1620]

Biggest slop video of the year

[@Kanyeez]

half-life

[@Wolfyboi420]

more slop yipeeeee

[@sugmamynutz2day]

uk glazer

[@shearwatervisuals]

The slop situation is insane!