Eva Longoria: Covid Made Me a Cocktail Girl

[@antoniopessoa5704]

Eva is like a fine wine; better with age. As a Mexican American born and raised in the US who speaks Spanish fluently, I feel the opposite. Here in the US I am embraced as American, at least in the 6 states that I have visited, and when I'm in Mexico I am fully embraced as Mexican. Kudos to you Eva for always representing our beautiful Mexican heritage with pride

[@axreason]

it's been 19 years since Desperate Housewives premiered and she still looks incredibly stunning.

[@alessandromaia1555]

19 years???? Omg im getting old 😂

[@likebot.]

Lies. It aired last season and she's 21. Man, she's eye-wateringly attractive.

[@chayo4537]

Remember when she was on the George Lopez show

[@Big-guy1981]

It's called plastic surgery 😉😉

[@Xtian_Chang]

God we're old

[@didierrobert13004]

Her energy has always been amazing ever since she’s been on camera. She seems like a very positive person. Love that energy!

[@nick-bd8db]

She act like an airhead dumb upstairs and clueless 😮..

[@GoldenDelicious55]

I agree she’s very positive and have a very strong mindset. I think that helped her to get where she is now ❤ That’s what you become when you grow up in a healthy home with good parents.

[@jibarabicha4853]

As a PuertoRican, that dual identity rings so true. You really feel neither here nor there at times, but also 100% both nationalities; especially being from a colonized country that keeps it’s identity separate from the US. I’m glad she brought that up and it’s good to know others struggle with this too.

[@jlms69]

FYI, the USA was a colonized country, too, almost as long as PR.

[@charlynegezze8536]

Honestly, noAmericanisjust "American". We´re all from other places even though we´re 5th generationU.S. born. It´s nuts. Many Americans will say "I´m Italian", e.g. when nobody in their family has set foot in that country in over 100 years!

[@jlms69]

@@charlynegezze8536 it’s common of species to claim the place they arrive as their own. PR was a colonized region. Try telling Puerto Ricans they’re not Puerto Ricans, regardless of politics and social issues, or try to convince any other group they’re not from the actual place they live presently. There is a strong European (colonizers) presence in all American countries. In the colonial US, the main factor was the almost complete genocide of the local groups, something no "American" should be proud.

[@chrisray1567]

Ni soy de aquí ni soy de allá

[@wbaldwin666]

The world baseball classic allows for players to play for the us or Puerto Rico. I think most play for PR. I think of how insane the us team would be if you ever become a state!

[@SMtWalkerS]

Love Eva Longoria! Beautiful and smart and energetic. I remember her from way back on "Young and the Restless" She was an evil, evil girl on Y&R - awesome!

[@6700Fiona]

Eva, you are so energetic and I always love your laughter.

[@oughtssought1198]

"Mexico is full of beautiful people." amen I've met many beautiful people of all ages from Mexico in the USA.

[@antoniomenjivar6556]

Nah Brazil better

[@john_cockpit]

Love! Her I've bingewatched all the seasons of desperate housewives about three times. In my life😂 Will watch again over 5 years from now. (Forgot most)

[@ericminch]

I'd certainly enjoy seeing more of her.

[@kathyoverton9365]

Loved Desperate Housewives.

[@theluschmaster]

I remember watching it when I was younger, staying with my aunt, but I would LOVE to rewatch the show again as an adult. I feel like there's so much I would enjoy about the show from the little bits I remember from then.

[@zaiologyy]

she speaking Stephen's language ! 🥂

[@lazyperfectionist1]

"Where are you _going?"_ "Mommy _works."_ "Well, sure, but where are you _going?"_

[@sakismpalatsias4106]

Absolutely gorgeous as usual

[@quantumcat7673]

That's a remarkable lady, body and mind.

[@0HARE]

What an awesome gal! I love how she’s pouring Stephen some more tequila as the segment ended!

[@frezerh]

Gosh how I love that rendition of "You are my sunshine"

[@NewMessage]

Stunning, stunning woman.

[@ivareskesner2019]

Agreed.

[@darnitthelma4247]

Better with age to me ❤

[@karinapinn2431]

My daughters first language is Spanish as well and she gives her English speaking father Spanish lessons😂 “Say silla.” “It’s chair.”

[@antoniomenjivar6556]

My daughters first language is English cuz it’s better

[@anniefannycharles9951]

I've always liked this lady. Funny, smart. I still remember certain scenes from Desperate Housewives that cracked me up. Her little boy is adorable! And also - Cocktails are good!!!

[@theluschmaster]

My goodness, she's beautiful! 🥺💙

[@actownsend7288]

Love her!!! Funny gorgeous intelligent. God bless her husband!!

[@Mdmd-h9y7u]

She definitely has to play Christina Carpenter (Sam and Tara’s mother) in Scream 7.

[@ares6953]

I wish they was a revival of desperate housewives ! I loved the show !!!!

[@woodyg75]

There is a significant Mexican population in Detroit where I live and Ive had all its food from Tex Mex to the more authentic restaurants and street food. I thought that was it until I saw Gordon Ramsey Uncharted series explore Mexico. There is still much more for me to try especially after watching him literally uncover food in the desert.

[@susyngarza]

Used to be More Tex/Mex. Stay off of Bagley. Hit Vernor. That's more Jalisco style food.

[@woodyg75]

@@susyngarza yes!! Vernor closer to Dearborn has much more authentic.

[@bigkahona8444]

I saw her in marbella during NY.. she was so small and petite ❤

[@kcook4243]

I loved her wardrobe in Desperate Housewives! Rewatching right now

[@lazyperfectionist1]

5:45 "You've described yourself as 100% American and 100% Mexican at the same time." Sure, Stephen. 100% of Mexico is in America, along with most (though not all) of the United States.

[@illumantix3008]

Mexicans are Mexicans America is a continent l you wouldn’t call Egyptians Africans first 😂

[@antoniomenjivar6556]

@@illumantix3008 shut up

Eva is such a treasure!

[@mkh9624]

She is 48🤣🤣🤣

[@Toolmamon]

She is an amazing and beautiful woman. Great ambassador for Mexico.

[@andrewmcdonald793]

We are the same age and she is very beautiful, the young people of today think 48 years of age is old but its a young age nowadays anyway a very beautiful lady.🥰

[@Reciprocity_Soils]

So many fresh quality tequilas! I'm not a big fan but if Eva makes it I'll try it. Thanks, Eva.

[@susannet.401]

She is Adorable 🥰 beautiful and smart.. you go girl And yes I totally agree and understand the 100% both and belonging to neither as a dual citizen 😢 and it’s a journey for life

[@clorxdvddy]

Miss her in Desperate Housewives 😭🫶🏻

[@Hklbrries]

I’ve never watched any of her stuff, but seems smart, wearing long sleeves around open flames.

[@karynelizabeth6065]

She helped bring us John Wick, she's pretty great just for that.

[@sergioalejandrorubioflores8905]

She's Gorgeous 🥵

[@andymath89]

I love Eva!!

[@LyliatheLoner]

My only wish is that this had been longer. No soy de aquí, ni soy de allá.

[@kevingibson2519]

Loved her comedy chops in Brooklynn '99!

[@melanies.6030]

She is so naturally funny. Her timing and expressions are so hilarious. I rank her with the best goddesses of comedy.

[@Cua-tanet]

She reminded me of my sister, who also majored in Chicano Studies. She became a teacher and was taken by covid. 😥💗

[@kitkatkevz]

Im so sorryy 😢

[@Cua-tanet]

@@kitkatkevz Thank you very much.

[@adelaferreira4575]

Sorry for your loss

[@Cua-tanet]

@@adelaferreira4575 Thank you.

[@michaelmoraga2926]

CDMX 💜

[@sandyarmstrong6511]

THANK YOU EVA LONGORIA ON A BETTER REPUTATION & EXPLANATION OF OUR NORTHWESTERN ANCESTORS (VIVA LA MADRE TERRA) ❤1/3 OF AMERICA 🇺🇸 WAS ONCE MEXICO 🇲🇽 BRAVA

[@deannamadrigal7503]

Me too! 100% Mexican 100% America Also Italian

[@grainofsalt2113]

I just googled and read her masters thesis on latino education and it's really good

[@BooBuKittyPhuk]

I'm a Texican and grew up around a lot of Texicans. I know what Eva means about not being either here nor there. Having skin on the lighter side, many Mexicans called me gringa, but when I moved to New Orleans, white people (i.e. my then girlfriends family and an occasional stranger as well) actually called me the N-word. It's always been crazy to me the importance people place on race. I personally call myself a Mutt and love it.

[@dthor5150]

1 of the Funniest show ive Ever seen missher comedy show hes A lucky Man Tec1 Latin lover .❤

[@aleksandra458]

she didn't change a bit! Even her expressions. She looks exactly the same !

[@PAVEL-JAKL]

Eva is gorgeous woman..😍🥰

[@nicholasschoonbeck6866]

If more "Texans" were like Eva, I wouldn't be so worried about the country. Between FL & TX, we're in trouble.

[@oregonziggy2391]

Agreed

[@shannonconley5316]

Good on you Eva. For showing your heart and for reminding us that woman do. Have a heart too. And to Mr. Taylor, Boohoo Mona. You never sounded better than Mocking that bird with Carly. No disrespect to Ms. King. But really? Where are you planning on going with this cause you missed the boat.

[@brandonayong5823]

She looks finer than she did 10 years ago

[@ivareskesner2019]

Some parts of Latinas age backwards, that's why.

[@darnitthelma4247]

She does!

[@VILJL]

Eva Longoria was born in Corpus Christi, Texas on March 15, 1975, therefore, she will be celebrating her 48th birthday on March 15, 2023

[@rez1053]

So, funny story for anyone interest... Her cousin was my instructor for line school. I had 3 months of lineman school for AT&T [climbing the telephone poles, going in utility holes] and he had that as one of his trivias. He was a short, old fella but a total hardass with a phenomenal personality. He & his wife are avid foster parents, he estimated dozens. He's one of those guys that you'll randomly think of for the rest of your life. Says they have family gatherings in a certain spot but she's only showed up [maybe] once. Says she stays away from the [whole] family for the most part apparently but they don't hold anything against her. He said they'd rather her be happy in her life than pretend to be. Very, very cool guy. Just wanted to let anyone know about him cuz he's really worth mentioning.

[@yasinm.3162]

damn.. that's kind of sad. I've been a fan of hers since Desperate Housewives and I know she's close to her parents and her sisters. And she seems down to earth. But I guess maybe not so close to extended family.

[@zeldasmith6154]

She should run for Congress.

[@poltotinco4eva]

she's way too honest to be working for congress 😉

[@antoniomenjivar6556]

Nah she would do terrible

[@Ohsolovely2]

damn she still look incredible

[@anb667]

I know she’s said she likes producing and directing more but I wish she’d show up on screen more. Beauty like hers should not be hidden behind the camera!

[@anjelikapernstich]

she's awesome!

[@joannejohnson7006]

Lovely 😊

[@voitball]

Don't use the topochico use mineragua! Topo Chico has bad stuff in it I think. Uses mineragua

[@CaesarAugustus.]

She looks so good for her age omg.

[@florencedelvalle8145]

Her son is so cute!

[@christinezimmer6887]

Charming

[@villanessa]

I'm currently breastfeeding and daydreaming of the day I can drink tequila once again lol 💭

[@anb667]

she is so gorgeous

[@michaelconners2805]

"Tequila" brings back memories of miserable mornings .

[@ramblerdave1339]

You must have chased it with beer!

[@michaelconners2805]

@@ramblerdave1339 Quite possibly - i'm a Beer guy 99%.

[@datagrl]

Yes! Tajín FTW!

[@rilloroc]

She showed up with tequila and a pound cake. Damn

[@bobdobbs69]

"I drink her Tequila, anytime! Chica es muy delicioso!"

[@S1L3NTG4M3R]

I went to college with her... she was so tiny... :)

[@baileyhallfilms]

shes really bubbly and down to earth will havew to try her tequila!

[@jujitsujew23]

If her family is originally from Texas before Texas was a part of America then she's more American than most Americans! Btw still so fine @ 47

[@dynamicpisces]

Did Eva thinks she was rolling dice or something lol😅😅

[@qlth3620]

I love the boy, he's so cute

[@vicharkranti142]

Gabrielle ❤

[@mic-drop-74]

I am also very wealthy and during covid had my servants make me many cocktails.

[@COMPFUNK2]

I have literally not heard anyone mention Telenovela since it got cancelled.

[@BestFitSquareChannel]

Effervescent, unencumbered, gigglelicious… best wishes, health, joy and wellbeing 🤸🏾‍♂️ 🖖🏼

[@rtd1791]

I want the cocktail 🍹 recipe 🥃 😊

[@sharonmickey4566]

they're called ranch waters... not a new thing.. topo, lime and taquilla. everyone is TX drinks them.

[@teacherlaurasenglishlangua9632]

@@sharonmickey4566 Thanks! I was scrolling through to see if anyone mentioned the topo which I couldn't quite catch.

[@nick-bd8db]

So basically eva stayed home getting drunk lol

[@allencarlson6128]

Cool lady!

[@epicon6]

Still hot. That's goood❤

[@GrampiesCorner]

Sorry but Canada is the US's largest trading partne, Mexico is the US's second largest.

[@NativeMatt]

Imports from Canada is only bacon and syrup and maybe mooses

[@rtd1791]

Doesn’t this depend on exactly what is being measured? Imports, exports, deficits, surpluses, etc.

[@hammerdick82]

Just checked and they are almost equal, but mexico is still in the lead. Gotta remember how much direct imports via manufacturing we have with mexico. No comparison to canada to the tune of 30+ billion

[@Tao_Tology]

@@NativeMatt Isn't is 'meeses'

[@ryanm4319]

@@hammerdick82 exactly, Ford plant in Mexico and quite a few others.

[@michaelrmurphy2734]

I hope CBS is OK with this. Is this not drinking on the job? Does Stephen get paid for this? Drink on TV for free? Nice!

[@yarrowbumblefoot8877]

Canada is the US largest trading partner. Mexico is second and China third.

[@Brian-uy2tj]

If we legalized most of the drugs and then treated them like alcohol where "use" is allowed, BUT,...... abuse gets you treatment or jail depending. This would put the cartels out of business, which would help Mexico greatly. There would still be a few totally illegal drugs but they would be easier to deal with for several reasons.

[@kirkwagner461]

Dear Late Show: When guests present their drink concoctions, please list the ingredients/quantities? Thanks, your thirsty adult beverage and Late Show fans.

[@reneekad]

Does it matter how they’d refer to learning a second language as having a door at a young age after which time (when it’s closing) it’s hard to learn with fluency and ease?

[@likebot.]

Casa Del Sol. So that explains the walk-on music choice.

[@stevepatrickjarvis]

I've been checking out shows she has been on for a while now and one thing I have noticed here on this show with Colbert is how she seems to be losing her accent. I don't know maybe I am wrong.

[@vee7588]

Mexico is in North America so Mexican-American is redundant. Everyone who lives in the western hemisphere is American

[@geebee44]

Woman still fine as hell!

[@adamkauffman9311]

That "hyphen talk" reminds me of the speech about being Mexican-American in the movie "Selena": kzbin.info/www/bejne/iaiYk3RumLt5Y6c

[@theluschmaster]

I'd love to try that tequila.

[@ericminch]

See, I'm not an alcoholic, because the tequila is not what I wanted to try.

[@theluschmaster]

@@ericminch lol, I'm not an alcoholic either. I just want to try the drink.

[@theluschmaster]

@@ericminch lol, I'm not an alcoholic either. I just want to try the drink.

[@sadusattack2628]

I'm concerned about Stephen's drinking problem.

[@galwaygirl8131]

I love Eva so much, but she literally dresses in Victoria Beckham clothes, and they have their hair and makeup the exact same. I know they are friends, but Eva had such an incredible personality, and I just hate this VB look on her all the time.

[@dennismattord1554]

It still amazes me that so many people across this country, locked themselves down, almost never leaving their house. During covid I worked in the dialysis industry. I was a biomed. I covered 3 clinics. I never missed a single day. Did not get sick. Got vaccinated, when it became available for the work force. I didn't have any issues with the vaccinations. During this time I found out that I had prostrate cancer , which had moved to the bone. I retired a year and a half later. The only things I stopped doing was going to places that were shut down, other than that it was doing what I always did.

[@brucecraig4954]

Canada is the largest trading partner I believe.

[@chinookvalley]

He's having a rough time looking at her face. Up higher Stephen, a little higher, up.

[@charlenelord6860]

The timing is way off on this show. Four Americans were just kidnapped just across the Mexican border and 2 of them were killed. Also, Fentanyl flows into the U.S. like crazy. There is not a lot of good coming out of that country and we know how to make our own tacos by now.

[@margash1015]

You do realize that the biggest problem is the demand for drugs in the States? How do those drugs get distributed in your country? Is it all done by foreigners? Not likely.

[@charlenelord6860]

@@margash1015 The Fentanyl manufactured in the US is NOT the same as the Fentanyl used on the streets. That Fentanyl is imported mostly from China and then sent to Mexico because they have established drug routes in place into the US.

[@Mozart1220]

It seems to be a trendy thing for celebs to have a tequila. Personally I think mixing it with anything is a waste of good booze. Just drink it.